Oh my God we don’t even need additional light I love that we’re filming right now taking my pants off so we can’t put this in that’s fine no Nick what look at the camera Pants On Hold on shut up I hear you I can’t do anything
About it is it good yeah I couldn’t tell if no why’d you just do that now because he asked me to well that’s gonna change it a second because I didn’t even set a timer for how long Shut up look at I put a sticker on his shirt and he has no idea I threw it I threw it and it landed there and he like didn’t even take it off is it recording and it’s good yeah video time guys it’s been so long since
We filmed the car videos we had car videos pre-filmed in Boston but we’re out which is so exciting to me because I love getting to film these so it’s time to cook first things first the it’s bright out so I love filming car videos in the day too it’s not the day it’s
Like Peak night like let us know let us know if you like this um it looks now more than you do oh I got two tattoos since the last video Meg I got one tinny I like your sticker I didn’t even know this was [ __ ] on me that’s crazy
Get up I got it for you Nick don’t stick it to like [ __ ] on the car why I’m loving little kids used to do that why did I just say that no yeah okay today oh wait wait wait first thank you for five million subscribers oh my God
Bermuda memory guys five million man shake my hand again all right pleasure doing business yes of course I’m so happy we’ve got it this far it brings me tons of joy to live my life every day I’m and I’m at a half a Mill by myself wow give it up for Matt
Uh Everybody 400k by myself whoa what about you I am at 300. that’s that’s good yeah [ __ ] it you’re just not active you gotta get active I’ve only posted two videos in my life I hated the first one yeah yeah more content coming soon but for
All of us but right now we’re just too busy we got podcasts tomorrow on Friday it’s crazy that you still do this how much money to drink this maple syrup that’s in the car right now 10 bucks 10. visibly have deodorant on no like I hate
That Vibe no you don’t no you don’t you hate that Vibe I feel like it’s very suiting for you don’t do that it’s suitable for me no it’s you you said 10 bucks oh you’re gonna drink syrup bro okay week as [ __ ] go kid what are you
Blocking it with your tongue for don’t plug it up with your tongue suck it down I don’t know who Nick reminds me of now that he dyed his hair the barbarian from Clash of Clans okay or the giant like before he got it toned he was the giant okay the big the
Giant the giant has the doctor with the orange hair because that’s how it looked before this it was kind of like you look a little kid from [ __ ] Horton Hears a Who which one the lorax I mean Let It Grow I have a couple things I just been
Thinking about that I wrote down so that’s how I’m gonna just move forward let’s do it go for it I have them come I ever got was I’m straight but you hit different like okay girl who you trying to prove I have that row down
Okay very gay move yeah but is that not crazy yeah that is really crazy like I’m straight but you hit different how do you even type that sentence to a man if you’re straight you’re definitely not straight is definitely just not what you are what’s the craziest DM you ever got
I have a couple other things that I’ve written down that are just like goofy um my least favorite words and people are like oh it’s ethereal or ethereal like [ __ ] what does that mean shut up what does that mean it’s like oh like like I look ethereal or ethereal
Like they think they’re like a fairy princess and so you look a little a little better than mid at all oh my God I just hate that word oh my God I hate that that was the best that was the most you’ve ever flamed like something
He said you look a smidge better than mid oh I love that word thank God it is true I really just don’t think that that word’s ever suitable for like a human being is that a real word let’s Google it is good to use if you enter
Narnia you can be like oh this place if no yeah if you’re if you’re living out of fable then go for it it’s extremely delicate and light in a way that seems too perfect for this world wow you’re so goofy I feel like you’d do that that was that was so it’s like
Doing like the only way I would use that is if I was like I wouldn’t use it yeah and maybe entering Narnia or like visiting Tinkerbell but those are like seems to be the only two occasions also another occasion is if I was in Smurf Village
For sure oh yeah you have to no question about it damn bro Smurf at Loki she gotta be rich damn bro Smurf at low-key this real like no it’s because it’s the realest like that’s like like are all the smurfs gay celibate probably that option I agree well if Gargamel made the first
Smurf at how did the Smurf become I don’t need to know I also wrote down I feel like can’t get enough it’s such an underrated oh I love it it’s such an underrated way to say how someone feels about something oh they just can’t get enough it’s like one of those words
That’s just like you can’t get enough it could be oh I can’t get enough of it like it could be an exciting way you can make fun of someone that way not that that’s a good thing no it’s a great thing correct like oh you just can’t get it off
Go ahead bring it on oh yeah it’s like whatever you got Bring it on Bring it on Bring It On is good bring it on it’s really good bring it on is good yeah I don’t know if this is [ __ ] up but if someone was deaf I would whisper
Surprises around them to feel risky you know what I mean like if I had plans and I couldn’t tell anyone like if someone was deaf or claimed to be deaf epic whisper little secrets around them to see like to feel just something you know what I mean
Nick that’s tough I’m [ __ ] up like if someone’s fully deaf and you’re just like like it’s like someone’s seven years like a little sweet nothing that you don’t want anyone to hear sweet nothing’s crazy is that a little funny though no that’s terrible I hate children who
Demand to do something and then [ __ ] it up like when they’re like like their mom’s doing something like oh let me do it like the mom’s like getting herself coffee right and like I want to drive with this the mom lets them add like something to the coffee and they spill
[ __ ] or like if you’re building something and like like a like a toy set and the kid’s like let me help and then they’re like dropping screws batteries it’s like you’re so unhelpful yeah like let someone who’s got posable thumbs at work do it instead of your grimy little sticky gross fingers yeah
You annoying little [ __ ] no little kids are like I want to do it and like they [ __ ] [ __ ] up over and over the parents are like you can’t even pick up a third of your body weight and you’re 50 pounds you Peewee Chum like grow up you know I
Think kids should learn from their lessons like I think if a kid spill something in a store he should clean it like even if he’s like four like get to scrubbing give the kid some napkins he thinks he can carry the coffee he can clean the floor okay that’s a good one
I’m good with giving kids like a chance like oh if they want to try and pick it up like I don’t get like repeated error yeah error like if you’re gonna get let the kid grab your coffee and then they drop it and then they drop it like for
The next three times the person remakes your coffee I feel like some things kids just shouldn’t do I got some of that syrup on my fingers what do you want about it okay I know finger sniffing weirdo I also hate like pretending to be drunk is the corniest oh you’re [ __ ] lame
Uh the worst like I I really can’t do like drunk Pretenders drunk Pretenders are so embarrassing but just get hammered no yeah that’s fine it’s just like so like attention grabbing it’s like attention seeking it’s like you could do anything else to gain people’s attention
And your choice is gonna be to act like a [ __ ] fool yep and it’s like make some change you know what I mean make change for this world you wanna know what I love what pants with a lot of pockets yeah you can really fill them up does anyone want to
Re-season where the [ __ ] do you want one yeah I do actually I’m good I’m good liners out real quick all right he will mix candies it’s like oh like like the way these are fun this is your thing yes yeah I think it’s ridiculous because then you eat a KitKat smelling
Like peanut butter no the worst isn’t someone puts a mince with oh you ruined the whole container match yeah the whole [ __ ] shabam what’s it called the whole shebang the whole shebang definitely I think you’re on to something with that one right yeah that’s how I’ve heard it
Before I think we’re all something new I think caboodle’s like [ __ ] lucky sounds like like sauce you want that’s crazy that’s giving Caboose if I said to you I want to touch up on your caboodle where would you think I’m talking about don’t say that please film that yeah
Video and had Tom Brady and Pete Davidson in it I don’t even know what you’re saying he filmed a video about like yeah it’s like going on the most expensive okay and then Pete Davidson and Tom Brady in it that’s crazy no they were just in the Vlog like hanging out
Like somebody brought his kids and they were oh that’s so crazy was he kissing them on the mouth I don’t know actually why is that such a viral thing I don’t know I guess Tom Brady just kisses his kids on the lips how is there so many types of like door
Handles that’s like twist pull push I hate when oh my God they should just start putting boppets on the [ __ ] door some idiot yesterday slowest Walker I’ve ever endured in my life you’re some idiot the other day I was stuck behind him granted he was like 90. so I do feel
Like oh my God it’s just like pick up your pace or let me pack you know what I mean I hate old people who walk slow that don’t like realize that someone who’s fast is trying to walk can I have a sip yeah you just had this water I
Don’t know why you took mines they can walk for sure like I don’t think it gets mad and like rolls his eyes but also shakes his head like so flabbergasted again this old guy was walking so slow I was stuck behind him what was I getting at you he was going
It’s better than being 20 and walking crooked you walk all the time anyways he was it was a push they said on the door push and I saw it and I was trying to get ahead of him and he wouldn’t let me buy and I was gonna hold the door of her up
And being a good person he wouldn’t let me buy even though I was like trying to get by him okay so you call him an old [ __ ] push them no he tried to pull the door and I said karma Karma if I’m trying to let you go around
You to open the door for you and then you’re gonna put pull the push door Karma you look like a fool now I feel like that would be hard like to just stand the reason I’m being rude about this is because I got like I usually have so much patience
For this [ __ ] yeah I got to the door and he didn’t once he figured it out his old ass he didn’t hold it open for me oh my God he let the door like [ __ ] you were right there I was right behind him it’s almost like you got went through and
Pulled it shut up like it felt like he was keeping secrets in the bathroom idiot maybe he had the Ethereal code in there oh my God don’t say that word but I was just like are you a fool I feel like the last time I saw a really old
Person was at like the deli like I feel like I haven’t seen an old person in so long we don’t really go to many functions which the old would be attending no but for real like I I think no I just feel like I haven’t seen like
Someone old in so long like is that weird to say um a little I haven’t seen a pregnant woman in a while okay she is bouncing on my booty what are you saying what’s your least favorite word least favorite word oh I got a really good word oh least favorite
Or good like good okay like one of my favorite words is grenade like it just suits it so well I feel like a grenade is perfect if I was getting thrown I thought through a grenade at me like I know like bad is to come oh what else would you
Think a grenade could be correct like if I said like dude the only other thing that I would think was near me if someone yelled grenade is a pastry what a grenade like say I’m a grenade if it wasn’t what it is it’d be a really
Cute baby name no for real the grenade little grenade I like it a lot wanna know it’s like I don’t know what name sits perfectly with um what it is microwave no no no no no no no I feel like that’s perfect no micro conventional heater that’s crazy that’s insane
Too much chocolate in the mouth heat spin around that’s the insane heck you throw that in the Heat’s been around for like 60 seconds I really can’t get behind like cooking a whole meal in a microwave I can’t either if you toss a frozen pizza in there you
Better pray to God it comes out good like use the oven use the oven dude I’ve become such a fan of eggs recently I’ve hated eggs my whole life but I love like the eggs of the yolk with the runny sunny side up oh oh it’s good
I used to make those when I was like in high school yeah I did no you didn’t not those ones but like I used to like do so correct no yours are what’s a poached egg I don’t know dude I can’t believe how many variants of eggs there are
That’s crazy like you’re throwing crazy [ __ ] at me like you can really do my biggest fear was cracking an embryo onto a frying pan like a little chick yeah I still don’t know the science behind that I don’t either yeah I’ve been trying to figure it out for years I remember this
One girl he said that like every night he goes to like a lab with this truck I’ve been trying to figure this out for years but I remember this one girl that we went to school with had like a um Chicken Coop Chicken Coop and we used
To have that’s so hard bro a coop of chickens no just the word Coop like yo let’s go to The Coop like yeah but this girl had a chicken coop and she like gathered a bunch of chicken eggs from the thing and I didn’t understand like
Is that babies is it not like what’s going on here and she was like oh it’s gonna sit on like my attic thing and we sat and she just hummed the eggs at the wall and I was like I was there because she had convinced me that they were
Regular eggs like no babies yes I don’t like the Halloween costumes that it can be thing one thing two thing three I know I know we did that but like it’s supposed to be just one and two yeah yeah more than enough monster it’s like I love the Cat in the
Hat I’m like his biggest fan once it’s thing hey it’s like cat in the Hat’s a little [ __ ] in my opinion and it’s like he’s not in the Hat he’s wearing the Hat therefore he’s a Cat in the Hat like I’m not in a hat right now I’m wearing one
Okay Cat in the Hat would imply he’s in the [ __ ] hat I think it’s like a play on words I think you’re stupid because I get it but like that’s like the cat’s in the bag you’re in the bag okay that’s crazy oh oh where did you come from where did you
Go let’s start listening [ __ ] that would be like a really good name if it wasn’t what it is fragrance oh that’s a really good fragrance I feel like pressure no it’s like Cinder really Cinderella that’s like a tough kid I love agenda what’s on your agenda oh that’s a really
Good micro agenda oh that’s my favorite one I like that one a lot that’s my favorite one euthanasia put down a dog wow um stairway no terrible no awful because it’s just way too imagine naming your kid Taylor but it was like Taylor like tailoring a suit like tea like that I
Love that you’re like I’m a big like that’s the biggest smile I’ve seen because it’s funny because Taylor’s a name but you could be like oh my name’s Taylor and then someone will go to write it down by t-a-y-l and then I know Taylor like I shoot like I make suits
Yeah okay it’s like like I kind of like jewelry oh that’s really good she’s expensive that’s really good jewelry what about like I feel like if Nick was a baby and we had to rename him and know something else I’d be like like Flintstone I think I’d give breakfast yes you do
You do bro that’s my friend oh Avalanche that’s awesome Yosemite one too oh like me and my I was using a sentence be like oh do you want to hang out with me and my friend handicap okay I don’t like handicaps kind of what about pavement no I love that me and
Pavement are gonna run to the store I like that one too what about column me and my girl column oh provoke provoke provoke security another cute name would be [Laughter] clogs I love that sorry peace and love I feel like that would be a really good
Name bullet no if I was a little boy I’d want to be named bullet really bad like little bullet peace and love Everyone we’ll see you next week you look like your name would be corn on the cob you’re oh my God if next time you eat corn on the cob wear
That shirt who’s he who’s eating corn off the cob though like all this talk about corn on the cob where’s the corn off the cob I feel like it’s like in the can I’m talking who’s taking who’s taking corn off a cop like decobbing if you want to call it
And then what you’re saying how you miss me yeah
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