W Just go from okay hello all right hello everybody Welcome to eex day three I’m Ian higton from Euro gamer uh yay people know me awesome yeah so today we’re going to be playing some Ultimate Chicken horse I was expecting the rest of the players to come on with
Me uh but now they want a wrestling intro so um uh uh like in the do I is it like in the Red Corner or weighing in oh okay hailing from okay come on weighing in at an unspecified weight it’s wheels from Dice breaker subbing in for Zoe Del Hunty light we
That’s right the man who knows cardboard better than anybody in the world it’s Wheels how you doing Wheels yeah I’m good thank you very much for inviting me Onan his personal request he was like I’m so sick of Zoe please give me someone else I’ve had enough I’ve had
Enough of it I was like please give me wheel oh sorry I’ve got the names mixed up there no no he’s yeah she can’t stand you anymore yeah no so so we got our mics on no my bad good no Zoe can Zoe doesn’t want to work with me anymore uh
We’ve paid her for Sunday and then it’s over I think yeah so um okay hailing from Sunny Brighton it’s Robert berti purches W he is the ultimate chicken it’s my chicken dance for everyone hello that was an excellent chicken dance Bertie you work for eurogamer.net as part of the editorial
Team please explain what your job is well that’s a good question what I try and do is sort of hide so no one asked me to do anything so I write on the website and I do some podcasts and uh I try and stay out of having too many responsibilities basically that’s you
Know that’s excellent that’s what I Tred to do as well it’s good it’s good work plans I like this this is very unusual it’s to hide my my shins I’m embarrassed of them but not your JS no it’s okay I’ll put that there now listen berti oh
Go cranky berti is actually a very good host and he’s going to be hosting something after this can you tell us what it is don’t go anywhere after this after this at 6:30 it’s the website Smackdown uh the game games show Showdown which I’m having trouble saying
Um we’ve got rock paper shotgun Euro gamer and vg247 going at it in an intellectual battle to the death he gave us knives wow mental knives that’s all the websites that exist yeah all the best websites so it’s a big quiz show thing you know bit like have I got news
For you that sort of thing we’re going to go at it against each other and hopefully everyone’s going to have last person standing right exactly exactly okay and finally weighing in at he’s a featherway it’s Tom Phillips you’re a gamer editor je welcome to the stage Tom thank you
For having me it’s very here it’s always my pleasure to have you Tom good what time is it like 5 in the afternoon and the innuendo is already started I drank massive Americano so I’m like um Tom can you explain a little bit about your job and what you do uh I’m
Editor of Euro gamer which is a very fancy s uh sound sound in job title but it basically means checking everybody’s spelling and um just enjoying the fact that the website looks so good and it reflects on all of us and and all of that fun stuff it is a very good website
Big question the Oxford comma Pro or against the O wow not popular oh I don’t want to quote uh a swey song lyric but I don’t really care too much for the Oxford comic you don’t oh de what do you call it when you don’t have an oxf for
Comma bad writing the S the Swindon comma uh right I’ve gathered you all here today in the Church of Euro gamer Expo wait egx sorry old school uh to play a little bit of Ultimate Chicken horse hands up who’s played Ultimate Chicken horse before oh come on you’re going to be on
The same team are you no no it’s all against all it’s a freefor all okay so so Ultimate Chicken horse imagine Ultimate Chicken horse as Super Mario maker with devilish traps that you place yourself and you have to try and out trap each other to get to
The Finish Line it’s a is that a good this looks no no no hold let me let me f in we’re we’re going to make a platforming level live and it’s got to be difficult enough that no one else can complete it but you can that’s the game
Better thank you I’m gifted at video games so I’ve had these controllers charging so hopefully so the first job is to get rid of that menu and pick a character oh straight in for the raccoon in there’s not just chickens and horses there are multiple characters oh my God there’s so
Many characters now yeah can’t see through your I have big js on just be glad that he’s wearing JS someone’s pressed Circle get R that’s me I’m the yellow pointer there we go okay I’m always the turtle cuz the turtle head is amazing despised that little
Monkey I’m going to be the elephant def there’s a roller skating uh roller skating that’s a grandad um there’s a skating snake I’ll go for that now before we actually play the game I need to teach you the most important button which is triangle and it makes your character
Dance look at that little raccoo doing a I like it little kick flip and it’s it’s awesome okay so we’re going to start off nice and easy on the Farm level so if everyone makes their way over to the don’t fall down the well B well well well water a
Surprise but this isn’t a great show oh I see sorry yeah you can bounce off the walls yeah need me to come over there I’m just the controls that’s it yeah okay here we go all right so the first thing that happens is we have to pick a prop from
The party box so nice and simple just some platforms oh I see okay takeone none of these kill you none of these none of these kill you shoulder buttons to rotate as well oh yes I can’t rotate my stone very much do do much rotate the
Stone a great fun with my stone okay now all we need to do is get from the start to the flag oh simple oh look at that and we’re okay I was last then but you know it’s fine no one gets any points cuz we all survived
We only get points if someone dies okay yes okay so now here now the real game begins here comes the trouble I’ll take some barb wire okay cuz why not you’re my friends at work but here I’m going to put that there you’re going to try and
Jump I have to attach it yeah the bar wire attaches to surfaces I’m going to try and screw everyone at the end okay oh God okay automatically that’s made things difficult uh okay so if you jump off the side though oh I’m guessing oh yeah
Those collapse as well oh my God oh God I forgot you can do that no come on snake you’re the snake aren’t you Bertie I thought there was a trampoline at the bottom and it was a combine harest it was there’s a big difference between trampolines and combine HS I’ve
Lear that now that tense okay so we we’re learning we’re learning the bombs will blow up obstacles so if you don’t like something what that what is that yeah that’s that’s a big atomic bomb you’ve just picked up a flamethrower I believe all right immediately let’s let’s just make sure that this doesn’t
Happen again that was way too easy oh I can’t put it there going okay so I want to get when people fall down okay better not fall down here cuz there’s a flamethrower this is tricky already uh the arrows how are we going to get over you go first okay you ready
Okay pal you got to get bigger oh no budy oh the arrow we all died look at you in the combine harvester just me and the combine oh we’ve got a brand new it’s the wrong it’s the wrong song uh right hockey part what’s that a floating platform that’s platform with honey on
It so you can stick other hazards to the honey so those hazards will move no licking bir we’re on stage okay all right oh so we can add it to oh so I could stick someone in front of the flamethrower yeah so you could move that underneath the flamethrower and stick
The flamethrower to it so the throw mov up and down so that’s it perfect oh God perect person nice this is great okay here you go see now that it’s moving oh good raccooning oh but if I just oh yeah oh he’s back oh the elephant took one
To oh no a I got I got Tricks on that snake Come on B you can do it just ease into the top that’s it come on well played all right so Bertie you’re in the lead of course I am get points if people die on our traps as well good to know
Okay time what’s the watch for dude what when you’re watching someone I think that slows down time so it makes it a bit slower sticky wheel a watch or a stick what did you call [Laughter] me just that nickname that you used to have at high school sticky Wheels sticky
Wheels yeah oh that’s what you were doing under the desk yeah this this uh clock starting putting down just what it just globally slows down oh I see okay so I don’t maybe let’s put that up here where I’m going to pick it out what activate
Did anyone get to see Sam Lake yesterday talking about bullet time not many I did like very aggressive out of the Trap aren you yeah well you know I need to make sure that I pull the ladder up from underneath me oh come on come on come on
Come on come on go go go go right in the skateboard okay on through a b would my skateboard protect me from right a big how big do you think they are there you go everyone but bire gets a point turt back in the lead where he’s
Meant to be okay oh this is neck and neck now black hole a punch back a puncher thing okay oh I forgot to say the person who comes last is fired from uh repop fired from EUR gamer yeah fired from EUR gamer yeah yeah is fine for you
Yeah I’m great yeah okay so oh no zo get zo gets fine yeah sorry sorry Zoe I think many people are us will suck you off the map what sorry I forgot to think before I spoke again when have you ever done that again never I don’t know how to okay
There a time I just Spam that down I think I need a punch okay this is incredibly difficult now just to stop some people yeah this is getting a little bit little bit tricky okay uh oh very nice oh buddy it was telegraph I don’t know what
I was doing then oh how do I not fall in the black hole it’s my question it’s quite difficult all right how about this Oh okay you’ve got it come on you can’t baby mode you the only one just me it’s well it’s well done look at that that was oh my God Wheels you get extra points for only being the only one a dang it a bomb a massive bomb what does the flower do
It punches you if you get close to a massive big Punchy flower so how do I what’s the with the massive bomb without you so if there’s something in there that you’ve taken a dislike to you can blow up that radius everything in that red square will get destroyed yeah oh
Okay let’s move this platform oh okay that’s going to make things interesting I’m going to replace it with this platform there we go y I love it when nothing happens y quick quick go no fire oh I was too busy looking at the fire B have fun come on snakey no yeah
Straight into the black hole love that that was good though pun kick the hell it’s a plant how was I supposed to know what a plant the Kiss by listening well punched by a plant before I haven’t actually oh look it makes little airplanes okay little slidy
Floor make a slippy slidey ice I see just a block a handy block we’ll put that on here all right okay interesting maybe maybe what’s happening up there maybe an aspirational block just like over here maybe just to make people go for something Rush one square of terrain yeah
Oh fry no oh right in the throat does SN have throat or they all throat I could see it happening the moment I took off there oh my god oh jeez those don’t last very long it’s the skateboard It’s Tricky It’s Tricky oh my okay oh the black holes I feel like
We’re playing with like a platinum player over oh see look you know that’s a 50% success rate but it’s winner the big wheels has got himself on the ultimate raccoon well the ultimate R don’t get used to it so now you kind of know the rules bring on the real levels
Now I’m not going to hold back anymore that wasn’t the real thing that was I tell you what I’ll tell you what Bertie if at any point during this show you win the ultimate raccoon award I’ll eat my hat you haven’t c a hat but yeah okay challenges up
Challenges up right head to the RO rooftops okay sexy beasts just got to get up to the roof we go look at this okay all right it’s quite Super Meat Boy it is Super Meat Boy I like super meat Bo I’m pumped no more talking I’m pumped
Okay no more talking just animaling how did that anyway there you go what is this thing okay well maybe just we’ll start casual oh casual huh yeah very casual I’m just going to this I’m going to put a it going to be possible to plant
Out find out oh you can run yes if you hold on Square you can run I probably should have said that oh as a platinum player I of course already knew that yeah there we go all right thank you for dying there Tom we all get point yay
Very pleased to help you’re we made see that’s the the job of an editor that sort of like background invisible hand you know no one appreciates the I do what’s yellow thing that I’ve picked up uh that uh that is a spike trap that will Spike one side Spike the other side
On the stairs I’m going to put my flamethrower on the honey here yeah I think this is going to rotate them around let’s see I hope so okay look look at this oh it’s okay good luck like a gold watching watching how did you do that okay oh
Gosh I thought you guys were professional making better I appreciate no near okay this is right I can there we go bit of Parkour love your little shell roll it’s very fun oh look at them now connect look at them over there I know right okay be the
Be staircase I think okay here we go well let’s spice things up a little bit a Stairway yeah let’s make it really hard to avoid the bees hello everyone watching at home by the way I see if we had any super chats please type B in the chat B thank you uh
Oh God there’s so much pressure when you’re just trying to put a staircase no pressure no pressure no pressure I’m just going to make a nice I’m just going to make a nice platform I’m going go way over here yeah enjoy the bees guys good be dodging no bad be dodging
Oh no I did it we all did the exact same thing no no no yes he’s back back more like Bert b am I right guys that felt really good that felt great no dude you you deserve that win byebye my favorite hold on a good pamer Anderson film yeah excellent
But oh now I need to add it somewhere don’t I here’s a nice platform I’ll just put some bar wire on it why can’t I ah I see oh my God that’s going to be difficult oh no I’ve actually made that really difficult huh can you just Barrel
Through the beach no I Barrel through the bees I don’t really know what oh there we’re about to find out God thank you for the visual demonstration absolutely roasted and that’s it’s impossible oh my God we we’ve made it impossible we all got blown off yeah
Excuse me look Ian what happens to egx stays at egx those After parties a legendary okay uh the money by the way there’s another pickup and it gives you extra points at the end but we probably need to blow up something near the St fine I’ll make things a little bit
Easier don’t worry oh okay is that what the dynamite does I’m going to pop this here what yeah the dynamite dest choice you what’s this what have you popped where okay oh that baby mode now oh a Wheels no baby mode it’s so sticky who oh no I’m such I’m such a terrible
Baby what you do to me a such a bad baby how’s that hat tting oh my God look at him go double the points B so do you have a hat to hand that you yeah no don’t worry I’ve got a contingency plan yeah but you have been practicing this off schol I
Just I found my he’s P shocking he has he has shared as I don’t really know I think I think I’m going to put this just when you think you’re safe on the corner uh-huh a little Spike trap nice that’s that’s mean and we’ll never
See it coming and it will get me don’t forget the bees okay come oh my god I’ve done it again there there okay okay that’s very glowy it’s fine no one else got the coin it’s the if I can’t have it no one can oh my God so good now wait wait wait
Wait butty is this it oh look is he going to get the ultimate raccoon oh you got ultimate snake hang on was that a caveat in yeah I missed it sorry buddy May next time can you change to the raccoon now you can no I’ve already got him could you
Eat a small thing a small penalty I’ll eat a chocolate bar do that help to the waterfall the waterfall I felt a little bit like uh The Crystal Maze there the futuristic I don’t know if I want to continue now I won yeah well there’s multiple games want quit
While you’re ahead because uh oh my god look how many Maps there are we had like three last year I’ve unlocked them all oh my God it’s a great game it’s a great game it’s awesome so we going back oh my God there’s a Canon okay what does the
Cannon do does the cannon fire you yes it does yes it does oh I see we have to go around the corner so the flat the goal is now above us all the way up here so we need to kind of make a a uturn somehow I can’t can’t do it there oh
Okay you could do it there yeah that’ll work I mean sure give it a try no well done it doesn’t work well no it only works okay is it possible it’s the water slows down no no no no no hit on my face I hit on my face not
On my face not on my face you got what on your face I hit my I hit myself in the turtle head you know Ian some people enjoy that that’s fine is that just a slidy block it’s yes you you could put it on a surface of something
Yeah let everyone tell you I’ll give us a contingency plan there you go okay with table SW thing on we’re right next to the slidey block that was inspired okay who oh oh oh that’s going to go Oh I thought I was going on the blades yes no no oh he’s th
Don’t fall over don’t just I know you had to climb the tree point no this is too easy quick Tom jump off the cliff no no I need the points there we go all right any easy well I’m denying you points okay hang on we got no points cuz
Everyone got through exactly it’s too easy you know I see you can’t be the ultimate if it’s easy right everyone’s let’s mess this stuff up Flames I think I’ll just put this sneaky little blade on this okay all right now we’re talking what is that a fire hydrant just just
Just a little bit so you can geted before you go in the okay okay all right well someone put a sword down there I feel like the obstacles haven’t really been put in quite the right place no oh it just stays where it is I have to put
It on the honey honey oh someone died though so we’re fine oh nice who died imagine be embarrassing easy off did you get it his off hiss off oh I see you really s what you said really Ru um oh we need to tou touch touch the flag oh okay there you go
Elephant was first okay Tom you’re in the leish the door uh ah come on by my old friend having this one all right now you’re in trouble I’ve got some barb wire okay let’s try this let’s let’s try this for size are you but are you trying
To make barb wire Cliff No I’m just I’m thinking so you might need to root take it with lb and RB there you go there you go I think I just got attach to something maybe just when you think you’ve just when you think you hard to see as well you do
Have to climb the tree oh my God my trap right here it’s on a it’s on a thing now I wasn’t prepared for that I created a a devious mechanism I killed myself it’s too devious it’s oh too Dev yes no no no stop
Moving you both of you oh my God we went from 2 easy to two I don’t think anyone will I couldn’t stop moving I was just so nervous I could I like that they always provide a bomb after everyone’s dies yeah they’re kind um well a coin
Just doesn’t do anything does you giv you more points if you finish with it yeah but you have to take it all the way to the end I challenge accepted okay I feel like I put it just all right look let’s mix things up let’s get rid of
This let’s get rid of this easy mode you know little shortcut yeah and now let turn into a hay B look but just a Coen oh I see oh whoops okay okay okay well snake no all right I’m I’m giving up on the coin the I think my
Controller is broken oh that’ll be it yeah that’ll be it oh jeez okay the fan is actually quite difficult to get past what is that even possible I don’t know sorry Corp is still I’m sorry oh that flame yes no yes no the yes wait okay we have to go around it all
Right that’s f r and now just to top it off there we go you got to jump up no I got to okay look at that Underdog so you’re going to get a bonus if you finish okay well I was just waiting for my moment so what’s that uh okay
Okay so now I’m quite comfortably in the lead so really I should just try and make this more how we screw I over I mean in multiple ways really yeah I mean just put up a sign that says no JS never what if I just hit him yeah against the
Rules never who put that tono block just like oh does it fall down that’s no no oh God so eager okay come on come on come on B is there a beaver in this game you being eager Beav there must be right is there a wion there is no
Widgeons sadly no widin cuckoo a woo cuckoo a woo who’s got the coin okay is it me it’s you oh oh that that wind is annoying money I’m hey oh you’re really good at that little bit didn’t even look at him go look at that what an what an inches
Away it’s an incredible length all right Ian has to lose here guys okay just do I why cuz otherwise we lose oh okay I don’t yeah no I’m happy to win it’s fine oh that’s nice of you all right okay spiky block no wait I’ve cut right
Okay hang on yeah let’s have let’s have a look at this where is Ian winning and how do we stop that he he’s jumping on the side of the fan that’s where I can we punch off the fan you could punch me off the fan
There we go so then if you run past it it punches you back in we need to beat I and off the fan yeah operation beat I and off is is a go that’s the best operation I’ve ever heard oh my God this all gone right I told you I’d
Wanted I should have quit while I was ahead you’re overconfidence with your weakness oh the flame why did it start then no the coin normally I I bring it into the bottomless pit come on Tom Focus just how do I that’s right we’re safe the blue um the blue plastic crate thing you
Can oh the blue okay God go go go what now look my CS can win no I think if your corpse gets in the Finish Line you can still get points you get bonus points yeah you do uh what’s the Hat it makes little paper airplanes you can jump on what is
That like a tennis ball a flaming tennis ball launcher correct I’m just going to get a safy platform I think I’m just going to pop that I’m going to I’m going to change the dynamic of this uh going to change the dynamic I’m going to give people an
Option here okay I’m going to oh hum here we go the water’s not too hard come on right Wheels you take that coin to near the finish time me yeah I I probably will you’ve gone from winner to beginner yeah can’t even get past the I thought
You BL tutorial yes yes he’s yes everything coming up wheelhouse yes wheel I just need Ian to die respect in real life stop me if you’ve heard that one before oh he’s too good yeah how did you do that how did you can duck you just go down it’s cuz
I’m the ultimate look you can duck yeah you didn’t get ultimate ran no but I got the ultimate turtle and the trophy ultimate X goodness okay that was you know that was I was just dizzy on winning so never mind let’s you’re in a Champa fuel High yeah yeah that’s it
So now I need to just I need to just get back to my back to B you can bring it back again in the old mansion oh old mansion is a Cru if I can get there so there we go come on that’s it God I haven’t even seen some of these space
SP this is easy this one’s easy this is very easy this one yeah no you will have no problems with this one bire problem oh by the way berty you see this little like Blue Area yeah you get extra points if you jump into it h and this
Area down here as well bonus area here what area bonus sound like boners oh see I’m just going to put a helpful Cannon there I think okay uh I’m going to put this Qui he back okay take forever I’m sorry I just I like procrastinating is
That going to fire you into the let’s find maybe let’s find out oh okay up get get it watch out for the top of the elevator crushed a he died come on come on yeah straight in the glass oh no he’s not dead I thought what I thought you got mangled
By the gears oh that’s our points you’re taking away this is oring come on you do it just training I can’t seem to get anywhere berti you’re taking the hiss I I can’t actually that time okay I need a different uh if you go back down and press the button you
Can call the left again sorry everyone go into the blue thing over there yeah that’s a good idea oh oh my God give us a little dance while you wait this is a very slow way of scoring zero so now I can just go who oh with a chimney that’s
Fun well done no point I feel like I’m back in now I feel eventually I just another Cannon oh I’ve gone for the pendulus ball okay the lift was too easy so oh that’s a fun little gambling mechanic okay you never know you never know if the lift will work I might press
That by accident wait hold on if I do this am I now going to yeah look oh that’s fun oh nice where I mean it doesn’t go anywhere but but it’s fun okay you know you got your ticket if we go on the left now are
We going to accidentally go on the left crap oh okay oh God I thought his little snake head just DED and yeah okay this is what you’ve done you’re stuck in some kind of loop here this is it for the whole game left who created it well you’re welcome I think it’s the
Well no winners cuz we all died this has been a classic this let’s hope there’s another Cannon they’ll be talking about this match of Ultimate Chicken o for years to come it’s going down in the books okay here we go safety platform uh with a Twist put that there sure hot
Stairs we’ve really uh made the lift a necessity haven’t we yeah there we go there’s no you can just HP on up that’s oh my God there’s watch the hot bottony flamethrower okay died on his own trap okay so okay this isal here no I won’t go in okay all
Right see it’s fun though isn’t it are you enjoying yourself so far good luck 30 it’s a great go oh there was Bob wire I didn’t see it Wheels you got hit by my pendulous ball oh my God You’ got the biggest swinging balls in town one solit big swinger just I
Might I might make things might take the pressure off a little bit it’s unwinable at the moment it’s not unwinable okay so it’s unwinable by us yeah yeah let’s take away this middle bit that will help and then we’ll see we’ll see what everyone
Else does with this oh you got a bomb as well is this going to delete something now it’s going to too easy again and you see we get locked into an infinite Loop everyone gets no points all the way through it’s nice though it’s kind of like yeah we’ve Fair we made
Accidental communism every the best kind of Communism okay stop jumping no God okay you just can’t go that way can no uh just get so nervous up there and the left let me in quick while they’re stuck in the lift okay no okay oh yes now I now I remember the
Biry incident yeah there you go okay well all right let’s try this okay uh you are swinging that trunk wildly oh okay okay nice nice yes a quick wind turbine yes I don’t think you can I know you’re dead you’re just trying to defy natural
Fors I was waiting for the lift to come back down but it’s not coming back down no oh see sming you off mate I don’t want to give up there’s a button on the floor that you can press to call the lift oh that’s what that was doing yeah
You’ve not known that this entire time I just thought it was coming down every you learn so it’s all about learning that’s the journey well done for paying an elephant never forgets allegedly so hopefully you’ll remember what how would we know though can’t talk to them canant never what sorry this is my
Brain sounds like a skill issue all right well again we’ve got no points oh man and I got so far that time as well a no points py clap P clap from the audience there what is oh oh that’s good that’s the rocket pack if you get that
Another pendulum oh okay well maybe we need another PBE maybe we need one up here spice things up a bit just to stop this easy access at the top yeah that’s cruel that’s kind of cruel uh Pam popping some Pam Anders I’m I’m going to make it hard but not too
Hard that’s uh those plants are not friendly by the way he’s going hang on a second oh my God how long’s this last it until you die how did you do that was awesome to do a little rocky pack dance okay nice well I wish I damn it that was
Cheating oh my God this is guaranteed first points cuz Tom got burnt to agress yeah yeah oh god oh berti come on bti no I just get so freaked out come on just get down there okay right uh just one big jump in just one big jump there it
Is okay get on the trick that would have been a great score in Tony ORS okay okay one big jump just one big jump just get your timing right yes okay woo guys we did Ito we got literally one point okay okay here we go spinny blades
Yeah and now it’s too easy confidence is up what is that has anybody in the audience been paying attention to who’s been winning by the way anyone at all cuz I haven’t do you mean you have okay it’s your job to tell us who won at the
End but who really want who was the crowd favorite whoever loses gets fired so like no pressure but but if I win you get 2020 oh um have all of you played Ultimate Chicken horse how many of you oh my who destroy the jet pack I missed
That I think it’s only one use oh really okay yeah oh nearly got oh look how Brazen I am this time just yeah the Ultimate Chicken horse has been around since like a 2019 maybe 2017 it’s quite an old game yeah it’s been around a while I mean I knew that of
Course and it’s aged like a fine wine yeah it’s it’s delicious like Ian yeah thank you yeah like a like aast no don’t die yes most people say like a oh like a I like your um the turtle dance awesome it’s good isn’t it he a very happy like a little shuffle
Dance okay all right um crossbow you crossbow okay I need to keep this open so I know how long we’ve got um when did we start this don’t know this is your stream sorry we’re going on until I remember let someone have a time stop right here there we
Go I’m going to kick your laptop don’t worry it’s fine work pay for it there’s an hour going on here uh uh I don’t know what you just got to get to the lift that’s the entire level David aten would be furious oh no I Burt my
Ass oh hot it’s gotten faster that yeah it does in slowmo go go go I don’t need slow if there’s any better way to use bullet time it’s waiting for a lift honest no get off Max Payne would be proud okay okay okay oh could be good I don’t
Know why I even uh okay but I say bu that was completely coming back he’s back okay I do appreciate that you always press the button to put the lift back down just in case anyone else is there so you’re in a lead now I think B
Of course I am of course I am I never down you IED him let see I know I heard you let’s see it’s getting a bit easy up here it is yeah I think it needs to get a little easier I don’t really know what those impossible if we block that off actually
Uh just a cheeky little bar wire up there you can’t even see it not that I put anything up there don’t worry about that you put what up oh look a friendly staircase oh my God Wheels what are you doing oh forget about it every time oh forget about
It right through the brain I used to be a snake until I took an arrow to look at that in the in the head it’s a pile of death oh you’re still going I thought I was safe I’m sorry for hitting so nervous yeah okay that’s good
That’s good no winners okay no winners no points is a great thing to see after you died in the first two seconds that’s that’s a good good an a sticky plat how about a sticky platform oh I love a sticky platform oh me too oh now you’re talking what okay okay let’s we’re
Developing an alternate route here let’s have a look at your stick double punch Bill and Ben the flower part uh yeah flower oh my how many plants have we got they’re not friendly by the way oh my God you’re a unicorn I had the exact same thing that happen to
The snake Okay right fire arrow Arrow no no punches no punches Jesus you really just got a dash yeah those those flowers have got bad touch okay oh get out of that honestly those canons are just a massive pain in the ass they don’t do anything apart from I put that there was
Was Barre there oh my God why would you put bar wire I’m horrible how the fun times am I supposed to there’s glue on the floor oh that’s mine too God Dam it how did you even die then there’s spikes Jesus Christ okay oh God why did you say
Yes no reason a bomb oh maybe let’s kill that cuz that’s just annoying that thing I need to get rid of that okay it yes whs to Victory no you landed on the B wire into it wheels from Dice breaker everyone there’s so much B wire to
Victory well kind of is there a greater Victory than death okay come on Ian come on okay come on just focus okay I’m doing a little giving your opponent a pep just focus come on okay I’m ready I’m ready this is easy ride e because if I get a point
Here then we might be even now the pressure’s on remember the wire sticky I think the bar wire’s gone sticky sticky yeah I blew up the bar wire up here okay so now I just got this is easy now oh you were safe you were safe God
Damn it Dorian I’ve I’ve accident pissed myself why did you do that Ian I don’t know I’m so angry with with myself it’s going to be one of those moments where I think about it in 20 years time in bed I’m like yeah okay I had it in the bag a coin why
Not a coin you’re going to put a coin on money money money not a coin for the first person up here okay get the pressure on okay come on toss a coin to your Witcher or something not going to jump into the arrow not going to jump into oh hang on
You can go up there toss a Witcher to your coin you’re going up there oh God no who put that there oh does that come back oh do they respawn I don’t know doesn’t look like it oh okay which uh this is the most convoluted level oh
Someone left me some money no no no no get out sticky sticky sticky okay how did you not get punched all right just snakes my way through overid way no don’t okay come on come on come on oh bloody glue that I put there okay get off the bloody glue man okay there
Come on birie you can do it buddy bow yeah oh there it is did he do it he won oh ultimate snake the ultimate snake berti is berti in the lead at the moment in the lead at the moment how long we we’ve got we got like 15 minutes oh this
Is it we got to pull it back we got to pull it back well we got go higher I you guys we need to go to the one place not corrupted by capitalism I’ve never played this this one is nightmarish bananas would you say mhm it’s gooo
Bananas okay so why flaming tennis balls okay I Shan find it very difficult okay they’re are flaming tennis balls which you sh shouldn’t touch flaming balls uh but also gravity gets flipped also gravity at some point okay where oh there it is it’s up there you you can’t
It once you get into the green yeah you kind of it it something happens yeah it’s a tractor beam what with this level I hardly ever play it cuz I hate it cuz it’s really tricky okay First’s really contemplating maybe slightly too far I don’t think
We’re going to be able to reach any of these things cool you really you really spent about 20 minutes deciding how to not play the level oh so that’s how it works oh okay byoo yeah well done us well well done us yeah that’s death cult death
Cult it was an exploratory Mission you sure was is that what you said um how about some glue that will help wait there’s nothing that’s going to help us get up get some glue that will get that all right look we got to we got to at
Least make it slightly possible I’ll put that there we can maybe ourselves up water okay all right let’s give it a try oh that’s all right okay there oh okay maybe J on the water I wasn’t quite in the gravity okay oh no I think if you go on
Top of the water you might be able to reach it right what am I reaching the like jump now okay hold on and yeah there you go that’s it there it is oh oh did I get it yeah it’s fine it’s fine woo okay now I know now I know
I just touched the tip what what Ian we’ve spoken about those a floating I love those sounds like you done more than smoke oh oh matron here we go that’s a dangerous fist you’ve got then oh look ATT tempting platform over to the E side yeah know I’d love to go to absolutely
Nowhere thank you that’s but is how how far does it go that’s as useful as a chocolate teapot that’s not very useful who put that there oh oh Jesus no no no no oh oh take me to your Le yes did I do it I don’t yes I’m dancing I’m
Dancing I think you got smacked by the when it zooms out it gets acked by the uh I still am did what if you get punched does does the punch do anything yeah you have to press the button so you can kind of troll people oh it’s
Activated Yeah by boing oh I see are you alive I I don’t I don’t know I can’t move you won you want them look yeah if you’re dancing you’re good okay oh that’s a dance you doing how did you not realize two elephants dance uh how many philosophical elephant
Questions we going to get from you today but like if you played music next to an elephant would it dance I’ve seen cows enjoying Jazz and what do they do they’re just how do you know they’re enjoying it they’re just kind of like I think I’m not 100% sure Dr Bass cows
Maybe if there’s any farmers in the audience if you play music to cows they make nicer milk are there any farmers in the audience please be a farmer in the that’s why you’re the editor fantastic t-shirt by the way ah ooh ah oh come on very good goodness better than Halo
Eight out of 10 better than Halo specific too soon too soon um oh oh God okay well I’m all the way back at the side it’s get when it zo Wheels no my whisker where did that come from that literally just appear I thought you were
Cheering cuz you weren’t I was like no You’ been you got the corpse oh no you didn’t damn damn it of corpse I didn’t oh okay funny take an oil barrel what do they do they blow up no just to stand on should I put one in a really good
Position like last time help us out a little bit I think you just got to have a few a few routes you know yeah if everyone’s going the same way the the audience might get board all right here we go okay I’m which way you stuck on my own glue oh oh I’m
Going that’s like one of those Japanese toilets goodness me did I just punch someone to death I don’t yes you did it I went off into the sky I’m being probed as we speak did people go up there before huh h no we’ve fall them down yeah yeah as
Long as you touched the flag you you through whether you I like tumble down afterwards very good very good Michael we thank you sir thank you what is that what your name you can have a no this just like a little camont around Wheels you know okay A little flourish
Yeah exactly Okay who wants a little here like um that oh cinematic a cinematic time stop up there it’s going to look really good when I get the win get no no oh oh God it’s hard to get between those little bits oh no oh told you yeah took my face
Off take your face off this is really difficult oh my God somehow somehow we’ve made it difficult care although maybe it just needs some Focus that’s what it yeah you know yeah okay all right here we go ready for I’m going to bomb something here we go okay calm down B
Security I’m going to bomb something I’m going to bomb this whole gosh damn platform oh my gosh you’re taking the whole we’re standing on it okay well uh I’ll put that there there we go all right well this easier yeah maybe if we can get up the one
Line in the face no oh cuz it pushes you as you jump up and then oh is it got a gap in the middle yeah yeah the G just don’t jump just don’t jump there we go don’t know why I’m telling you that don’t you fist me really did want to
Fist you there Ian I yeah I could tell you had that little Sparkle in your eyes I did I do you know me you know me and the loop came out gosh that was a little on the nose but yeah okay all right yeah there it
Is was that okay okay solo did you die did I die I thought I got through there you miss FL you missed the flag you so I just went all the way up and missed the this game is Ian you to say you’re at this game I thought you played this game
Before probably not this game is sad I’ll make it funnier there you go okay holy smokes I can’t I’m so Batmobile I can’t believe you went all the way up and didn’t get point I just I want to leave now I don’t want to do I good thing there’s aliens here to take
You away uh uh B I don’t want to call you indecisive but it does seem to always be you at the end but look there’s a floating platform wow oh well done excellent floater God there’s too many people jumping at once I don’t know who’s who
Oh I can’t even jump on the bloody end of this come on come on come on come on B okay what the hell is going on there don’t you miss the flag I can’t even get out this bloody God that’s such a weird obstacle I can’t it’s so small
Hey Ian where are you oh you’re on the why did I do I know what you’re up to look at you just standing still on the little fist no well I was going to but now I just want to no you missed it again you me to go in the middle I got
Pulled off I mean I got sucked up all right why can’t I stop in your ending in your end okay okay oh come on CLE come move out way there we go what are you what are you blowing up bu I’m making this bit that I can’t do already hard for
Myself okay uh I’m going to get that God damn it how did I miss the flag again okay hit the pole in oh God there’s ice now the who put the ice on I just R off the edge you’re welcome you’re I’m fuming still angry about missing the
Flag no no it’s not does the elephant have a bigger hit box is I’m going to say yes that makes it difficult okay so how are you supposed to that’s it that’s it oh just keep jumping that’s it keep jumping and jump into that big flaming tennis ball yeah
How do you get up there so you just got you got to jump onto the wood and it used to be a lot easier giant metal there no that’s how far it was like a I got nose blue eyes so high three turns left wow we are bad at
This level all too good at making levels you best I put some we’ve only got ourselves to blame okay where’s everyone using as a safe haven oh okay maybe just on the edge of this Bertie oh I see what you’re up to Mr Thomas I can’t put that there that that
Is far too that’s devious Bertie devious what about this platform here though okay that’s not looking like a very nice platform anymore is it all right this time I need to look at the right character there we go I see you Tom I see you I see you no it oh
oh now we can see you die in slow motion wasted okay now yeah you got to go you got nervous I you got to thread that needle don’t oh gosh FL two just as long as you keep it as long as you keep it chill I nearly
Passed out then I was okay come on come on everyone we can do stop messing around come on this is it serious now we’re live in front of a studio audience do this oh okay okay I wonder if anyone in the audience thinks that they could do
Better may maybe everyone I wonder if anyone in the audience doesn’t think that they could do better who doesn’t think they could do any better me okay thank you I feel better about myself now maybe just uh that’s too easy that’s okay that’s I can feel Wheels judging me from
I’m just going to put it anywhere I’m just going to put it that’s why you got in trouble last time yeah you’re in decisive budy you know I just don’t know what is what is that oh God I don’t Jesus that I’m not really sure what to
Do now how we it’s gluey on the other side no I can’t kill this goddamn ice no why did my turn okay okay I’m alive I’m alive no you don’t no you don’t I can’t see it’s so small wow it’s cold damn it no what happened you didn’t touch into
The into the void again got so close I can’t get it up the aliens are having a great day there we go okay I was so focused as well God that was great until it was awful why is that no okay look at you getting mangled Turtle mangle someone in France is going
To have a turtle fall on their own okay all right this is it guys this might be a draw no I think I guess it’s whoever’s got the most a black hole seems appropriate I’ve got a plan okay a cunning plan oh this bit feels a
Bit easy up here so I’m just going to pop a bir Jesus Christ I love it there was a groan from the audience that who put the black usually is when we’re up here to be fair who put that black hole down there oh okay
Okay Jes my word I can’t even hoisted by my own P Up bling oh God come on come on come on Annoying Come on B just stop J stop come on stop pressing X come on buddy this one’s for the ultimate raccoon oh sorry everyone who’s watching this this is
Frustrating no pressure oh okay all the pressure in the world bu got all the time in the world no one on earth has had more pressure on their shoulders than you do right now and that’s your own black hole no that’s poetry that is so you die if
You go in it okay I got it first to reach the flag wind out it’s between me and you go go go go go don’t keepa take time take quick as you can go no no no don’t think just feel just feel it’s just emotions now
Come on jump there is no spoon go go keep going just go did you holy cow that was great you do well under pressure yeah I didn’t know I would respawn I was so flustered I’m so happy all right oh my God who
Won I did oh God he says is it two two yeah wait yeah me two two one one fired none so it’s okay all right well had a good run not in that game if anybody would like to be the Editor in Chief of eurogamer.net if anyone’s hiring as well someone’s got
Their hand they can do it qualified yeah okay well that’s all we’ve got time for that has been an hour time flies by when you’re playing ultimate chicken or did you enjoy yourself Tom yes I did it’s a good game isn’t it that of all the chicken horses I played that is the
Ultimate one I what about you ber can you get a chicken horse is there such thing as a chicken horse yeah a Choco boat in real that’s a good answer like an ostrich that’s very good very enoy yourself Wheels I had a great time and
You know where else you can have a great time Ian dud dice Breer Zone here at egx right behind this stage is there any kind of Channel or website we can find you well if you head on over to icebreaker.com youtube.com/ dicebreaker or join dicebreaker on all social media you can
Find out more are you that handsome guy from dicebreaker please I I don’t want anyone to find out I knew it also remember at 6:30 here which is not very long you could just kind of stay maybe half that’s in half an hour’s time so you could walk stretch your legs and
Then you could sit back down in exactly the same seats for grab Mr whippy a Mr whippy go grab Mr whippy uh else you can do around here uh you can play some retro games a quiz game a quiz game is coming on Big Show Showdown Smackdown
Laala perua for the crown is that the full title yeah that’s full title uh the smackdown website game show Showdown laala perua for the crown that Chang different every time sing words in a different font they all smash onto the screen copy well thank you very much everybody
For joining us for this EUR gamer stream and everyone at home as well uh EA Zoe and I are back tomorrow we are playing some bang on balls Chronicles tomorrow what it’s a sponsored stream we have been given some bang on balls Chronicles merch to give away as well I thought you
Said that yeah yeah it’s true it’s a day of balls tomorrow because not only do we have bang on balls 2: p.m. till 3:00 p.m. I think it is we’re doing some meet and greets over there and then our final stream of egx which I think is 5: till
6:00 p.m. or 4: till 5:00 p.m. I made the schedule I can’t remember I think I’ve got it on an image you want it on I’ve got keep going keep going Ballers me greet you said it was it’s over there meeting and or greeting preferably both
Over there hang on balls 1 p.m. meet and greet 2:30 oners 400 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. all right thanks for joining us everyone see you at the quiz bye everyone Awesome W Let W They
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