Oh H looks like Jimmy Pesto’s big Super Bowl weekend is starting early no no no higher every year it starts earlier and earlier like ant season under Jean’s bed I’m having my own Super Bowl blowout this year I’m holding all of my BMS until halftime when I will make a super
Bowel jeane Can’t Hold You poops in all right you got to set them free well they go down the Sue and they find their families and they’re happy I’m their family I raised them hey you know what we should do our own Super Bowl promotion you know for people who want
The option to have good food great idea dad we can have people over and order a bunch of tie what no Tina I’m talking about our food oh right that’ll work too H what’s that jerk up to what do you want Jimmy hey saw your little sign what are you going to do
Listen to the game on the radio and then go out and tell everybody what happened come on what are you talking about you don’t have a TV see how we do it’s right there right there where I don’t where oh yeah little fella yeah and it has good
Horizontal holes sh how old is that thing the players are all going to have English accents ah cuz England’s old don’t hold my hand get out of here Jimmy yeah it’s no wonder every year my place is packed for the game while you serve two customers he’s talking about us look
Alive Mort oh yeah well well we have our own Super Bowl idea Jimmy yeah is it my super bow bigger impossible our idea is going to get us more business on Sunday than you yeah that’s right yeah you go dad our place will be packed and yours will be empty like TR so
Wa I’m sorry yeah it’s cute that you think that Bob almost as cute as your little cooking booties they happen to be clogs Jimmy yeah we go back to Holland you windmill he’s not a windmill you’ll see Jimmy my idea is going to destroy you Monday morning you’re going to be
Like what the hell happened and I’m going to be like Bob’s idea happened so what do you got Bob I got nothing huh nuts no dad we’ve got nothing thanks Tina here’s something it’s a grocery list hry back and I’ll make zucchini and weenie paninis you love them yay
Yay what am I going to do to bring in more business can’t let pesto win again I have an idea what is it zucchini you could kill Jimmy pesto yeah I could kill him yeah kill him today with me shove me down his throat that’s a great idea no
One is a perfect murder let open that truck or what nothing forget it just go back in the bag a 15-second local Super Bowl commercial is only $3,000 we can afford it barely I don’t know Bob we’d have to empty almost all our savings what if it doesn’t work
It will work when everyone in the by County area sees our commercial they’ll come to our restaurant I didn’t know our County was by good for us I’m telling you Lynn we’ll make that money back and then some this is just about you wanting to one up Jimmy pesto no Lynn the fact
That our commercial will play on all of Jimmy Pesto’s stupid 18 televisions during the game has nothing to do with it this is about growing our family business we’ll get so big we’ll run Mort off his land and take his goats we’ll get so rich we’ll never be happy again
$3,000 is a lot of money Bobby but a Super Bowl commercial is a game changer Lynn and it’ll be fun no we’ll put the whole family in it no I don’t think so you could sing a song Let’s Do It the belur are making a commercial a family
Commercial finally people have a reason to watch the Super Bowl this is a impressive savings account here and then here’s yours see the difference yes good planning careful saving no apparent plan small random deposits yes I I uh I get it something nothing okay you’ve made your point good I mean I shouldn’t even be showing you
This other account but I couldn’t think of another way to try to help you well actually it’s kind of hurtful oh yes I’m I’m basically emptying our account but it’s worth it to have a commercial during the Super Bowl I mean I’ll be back in here in no time depositing twice
As much oh that’ll be fun I’ll have our Vault enlarged okay uh financing is in place now we just need a $3,000 idea for the family commercial so uh let’s do it what do we got Bobby I know a guy who used to be in the NFL I bet you could get him
Really that could be great I don’t know celebrity endorsement sounds a little hoyy toyy yeah that might be a little slick for us it’s something pesto would do we’ll keep it simple just the food and the family how about it’s Logan uh where’s the burger between Bob’s buns hm
Um well not that how about this Bob’s Burgers like a beef in the night no you can be the joint beefs of staff I don’t think so um how about uh I beef you beef we’ll all beef the that Bob’s Burgers not great Teddy something like that oh
Oh come meet our family and let us meet you get it meet hey Louise that’s pretty good I’m the smart one that’s good yeah that could work Lynn you you could sing that well yeah I yeah yeah yes now I hear it jeane give me something the
Bouncy mom go 1 2 3 come meet our family let us meet you BS Burgers that’s great I mean not that exactly but something like that I mean we’ll work on it it just flew out of me I just came out wow I love that yeah then we just
Add some dialogue and show the burgers that this is going to work not to be a Missy pissy but how are we going to make the commercial in Just 4 days well there is one guy we could call all I love it that’ll be $1,500 worth it this is
Randy I still can’t believe you want to work with Randy how many times are you going to let him hurt you we don’t know anyone else who can do this stuff and he’s cheap I red it I should be the one directing it not some idiot Louise all
The best movies were written directed by one girl the man did glue a wig on a cow and that worked out all right here he is get it out now ry’s a pain in the butt he has bad breath he be sitting down facing the toilet smells like a hamster
Cage he’s average height Tina that’s not really an insult okay here he is hey buddy hello belchers you’re stupid what nothing hey uh what did you think about the script what did I think about the script oh quick question did a kid write it actually yes this kid me and just to
Explain who’s in charge this is a point and shoot operation I point and you shoot well we will see about that no I’m the puppet master and you’re the guy who gets the Puppet Master a glass of water uh puppets can’t get water from that’s not true there’s a lot of movies where
Get water for people I am a film maker name one movie where puppet get water for people pretty woman I will have to rent that and see Randy look at this pretty good huh miniature City for our big final shot it’s not awful and Linda and Tina unroll the banner with glamour
While we sing lovely and where’s the banner there oh there wow that’s great you spelled meat with little hamburgers so you know it’s meat they look like little butts Tina yeah it works in every level and action only I say action and I just said it so action come meet a
Family and let our family meet you hey meet me cut cut cut cut cut everybody stop saying cut I will say cut my fault butter fig over here everyone was wrong cut there one for your blooper real right show that at the rap party at Bob’s Burgers we use only the freshest
Ingredients cut Tina what was that hair flip why was it too sexy oh just why are you doing that it’s for my wow factor so Jimmy junr sees the commercial and goes wow stick to the script Tina you can weird it up in the mirror whenever you
Want K doll and action burgerzilla Bob’s Burgers has the biggest flavor in all the land chane what and Cinda so come come by Bob’s Burgers today after the game and cue the banner tell us football sent you and cut that’s a WAP I’m a
Director we did it I did it I did we’re the best family ever you you oh my God oh my God you love it oh my God we’re screwed oh my God we screwed do you love it no oh my God we’re screwed we’re screwed oh my God
Are screwed are screwed you love it no oh my God we’re screwed we’re screwed we’re really really really screwed hey Bob what do you think why did I think this was a good idea why did I throw all our money away on this despite the brilliant camera work I
Think the problem is the script written by a 99-year-old whoa whoa whoa learn to direct you hack I am learning Bobby it’s not that bad it is that bad Lynn the banner broke Tina did that weird thing with her hair Teddy can’t catch a burger I just couldn’t get my head around my
Character all right so what do we do Mr super troll we already bought the air time we got to air something here’s what you need to do fire Randy I don’t think that’s the answer I’ll direct it like I should have in the first place and it’ll freaking Sparkle
Maybe I could try spitting my hair the other way like this huh Teddy what’s the name of that NFL guy you know no Sandy fry want me to call him no do you think he’d work for less than $500 well he really wants to break into acting he’d
Probably do it just for the experience great what we can tell people to come to Bob’s Burgers after the game and meet a real NFL player they’ll be running out of pesos to come here a football player in a Super Bowl commercial it’s a Lam dunk you want to replace my commercial
With Sandy fry not replace Louise just re-shoot a little add some stuff I thought a celebrity endorsement was too slick for us let’s just take the family out of the family commercial then we’ll take the burgers out then the restaurant out it’ll be great it’s still a family
Commercial Louise we’re just adding a new member to the family who has name recognition and is more appealing mom you’re letting this happen well you know I let a lot of stuff happen I don’t like jeans haircut what I want to feather it come here
I want my name off this project and my last name off my name now it’s just Louise Louise Sandy can can fry here we go highlight reel why do they call him can can oh yeah I remember every time he sacked a quarterback he’d celebrate by
Doing the can can that was his thing it was a simpler time I also brought in some props to make the new final shot look more football some pom poms for Linda ra pom poms for the mom moms for Jean I brought this mouth guard which I
Need back by tonight I grind my teeth a and a referee shirt for Louise no way I’m not being the referee I took the shirt off my teddy bear and you’re the only one who it’ll fit tough break Randy sorry about your naked bear Louise a word
Please listen to me I know we’ve had our differences but I need this admit you’re a hack and I’ll do it I am not a hack then I’m not a ref fine I’m a hack but I’m learning and soon I won’t be a hack but you you’ll always be a little girl
He said he’s a hack just so you know good girl Louise cooperate did someone here order an NFL legend because next door they did not and they yelled at me to leave hi I’m Sandy thanks for giving me an opportunity to act in your commercial I’ve been working
On my accents which would you prefer good day mate or that’s a spicy I um I can you do a Russian accent can I hey I’m a Russian it’s a so called it’s a no I cannot I’m sorry I think just your regular voice will be great Sandy I’m
Playing myself yes you got it Bob I’m here to carry out your vision even if you don’t want me to do an accent now that’s a great attitude great attitude terrible concept for a commercial hack director let’s do this yeah let’s do this us being sarcastic Sandy and I was
Ignoring it little tiny person why do you eat at Bob’s Burgers Sandy because your Burgers go great with fry Sandy can can fry right on see it’s already working people love Sandy except that guy ruined the shot because your Burgers go great with fried okay that’s
A wrap wow great day everyone great day hey all this acting makes me hungry let’s celebrate with some Sesame cheddar blasts um we don’t have that and maybe some toasted jalapeno points is that a thing mozzarella volcano um we just have Burgers and Fries so see Sunday okay
Great Sandy thank you you are amazing you are amazing Sandy I want to marry you so I can be Bob can can I wouldn’t take his name I’m thinking uh what if we maybe zoom in a little more like that a little more that little more something
Like this more this little more this perfect enjoy it while it lasts pesto soon they’ll all be coming here Bob’s Burgers Bob speaking hello dear yes I’d like to make a reservation oh uh actually that’s a good good idea we’re going to be slammed uh what time would
You like to come in um you’re an idiot the clock just Jimmy ped over here hilarious Jimmy looks like whatever dumb idea you had outdo me really paying off not my idea will pay off Jimmy oh really you have no idea what’s coming your way here’s what’s coming your way hey hang
That up for me would you stupid pesto how much longer till half time my contractions are 9 minutes apart just go to the bathroom Jean you made it all the way to Sunday it’s still heroic you just don’t understand the pageantry of the super bowel oh my God it’s almost
Kickoff our commercial is going to air any minute oh God I’m so excited I can’t wait to see it Bobby hey we’re on I’m already Addicted to Fame and carbs now I’ll be recognized for something other than wearing my shirt backwards at school that one time at Bob’s Burgers we
Only use the freshest ingredients and we grind our meat right here that’s a 10 yard penalty for Unnecessary deliciousness hey your NFL great Sandy can can and Fry and you’re Bob come see me here after the Super Bowl he’ll give you the best burger you’ve ever had and
I’ll give you a high five tell me Sandy why do you like Bob’s Burgers so much because Bob’s Burgers goes great with fry Bob’s Burgers conveniently located on Ocean Avenue open Monday through Friday Also Saturday and Sunday can can wow that turned out great but the family
Was barely in it you didn’t even show my hair flip and where was the Giant Burger boy who peas mustard the star of the commercial you cut out all of the singing all of it I told you Dad threw us under the bus hey I understand you’re
All disappointed but Randy and I thought this was the best way to go and Sandy is so great and likable is this what you wanted dad all you had to do was ask yeah Dad happy now no I mean yes about our commercial but no no get used to it
Dad this is all we can’t can’t do for no yeah B oh yeah well this is what’s going to get us customers how long are we going to can can cuz this is hurting it doesn’t and you do it until you die yeah ow ow hey
Look sand is still on TV what so Sandy fry why will you be at Jimmy pesto signing autographs during and after the Super Bowl you know instead of at some stupid greasy Burger Shack because Jimmy Pesto’s Pizza goes great with fry all right what the hell that doesn’t even
Make sense Pizza doesn’t go well with fries I don’t believe it pesto stole our commercial we’re sunk he beat us again who’s us the family you turned your back on yeah now you know how we feel Bob the betrayer is betrayed karma’s a and then you die I’m so upset I don’t even
Have to go to the bathroom anymore either that or maybe I’m going going right now oh I really do still have to go quite a bit what are you doing I’m going to go settle up with pesto God I can’t get this apron off stop you’re like a mental patient in a straight
Jacket Tina untie the back karma’s a oh my God forget it I’ll wear it over There great commercial Bob I’m being sarcastic it was terrible you you’ve never support me Randy I always watch the game here Bob you you down in front yeah down in front front butt yeah you make a Better Door than a window and you’re fat glassic you stole my commercial
Jimmy you stole him oh hey Bob Pizza no I don’t want pizza I’m angry at you oh because of the commercial yes Sandy how could you before you reject my olive branch which is pizza with olives let me explain after I finished shooting your commercial I came here to get some
Imaginative appetizers and some pizza to things things you don’t serve and I may have told Jimmy pesto that I’m an actor now and I had just shot a commercial with you to air during the Super Bowl which in hindsight is probably how Jimmy got the idea to do one himself with the
Same tagline but I hired you first if I hurt your feelings or broke a contract with you that was an honest mistake live and learn yeah Bob live and learn and lose again all right that’s it unpluged Unplugged that stay calm everyone I’ll back on in a second hey that’s that guy from that commercial oh good you saw my commercial you copy pesto what no I did it first pesto copied me crybaby copy cat Cry Baby copy no the commercial with Sandy was my idea and Jimmy pesto stole
It booted me wow it’s getting physical over there let’s just remember him as he was and move on well can’t leave him there come on come on let’s go get him fine wait let’s let him get hit by one more meatball there it is okay let’s go
I’d go with you but I don’t want to give up my seat it’s a good spot no stop it this guy am I right anyway would you like to see an outake from our family commercial uh sure did I W you I guess yes ow come on 36% oh my God none of
This ever should have happened I I made a great commercial with my family it was funny and cute well it wasn’t that funny but it was good well it wasn’t that good but but it was us and I scrapped it to make a commercial I thought would get
More customers I never should have done that hey 59% folks thank you Sandy oh no I was just responding to the 59% 60 don’t you don’t no no don’t clap for that listen listen to me I I made a terrible commercial but my food’s good you should try it someday they’re back
On they’re back on the TVs are on everybody the game all right now you get out of here go stand on your own counter it’s already dirty yeah Bobby let’s go Linda kids we heard every word Bob that was beautiful took you a while to get there but you finally realized I was
Right as always that was just so moving speaking of moving I think my butt water broke I’ll be right back don’t go Jean wait thought you were leaving we’re going to Jean just had to use your stupid bathroom it’s for customers only can I get a pesto colada Lenn what
I’m sorry I couldn’t hold you until halftime if I did I can only imagine you’d be an even more Super bowel we’ll try it again next year goodbye handsome you look like a fighter I hope you go down I kept flushing I kept flushing oh my God you kept flushing what what
Happened what what happened he’s a fighter he’s a fighter we have to move Jean super bowel oh you kept pushing the toilet Crouch oh my God go save yourselves just remember me tell them what happened today My Heart Will Go On oh hey there’s my commercial for Trans noodles cuz
Trans noodles go great with fres I was in a lot of commercials today oh my God they’re all leaving pesos they’ll have to come to us we’ll be packed well three people H three people Jimmy yeah our food is great I st’s full of surprises
So come on down to bobs for some burgers and some prizes another day another dollar it’s not school if you love what you do guys I told Alex I’d wait for him oh are you two going to play that interesting not embarrassing game you made up what’s it called robot something basement time
Robo Wizard Quest there he is Alex I tried to run here to meet you but it turns out I run slower than I walk which was um was a let down I’ll be honest Jean oh Jean Jean oh hey Courtney Doug Jean Courtney has a little favor to
Ask you uh okay what is it it’s a favor Courtney get in Jump position um what are we with I need to see you lift Courtney you have to lift me Courtney is here just so and Jean when she hops up you just lift and turn 90° and then you
I don’t want to no talking Jean lifter lift me Courtney jump jump come on Jean lift lift me Jean come on come on let’s go Bravo that was really exciting wow I wish our dad made people left us okay can I go now no Courtney’s roller dance pairs competition partner Kelvin had to
Drop out his parents improv troop is going on tour again and her roller dancing competition is on Saturday sounds glamorous oh it is honey the were of the skates the smell of the Hairspray the blood on the wood my dad was Junior Partners champion in 1983 84 sorry Dad
God you get so weird about roller dancing so Jean what do you say can we count on you to be our replacement I’ve seen you skate at the school skating parties you’re fine we just need a good sturdy boy for Courtney to skate around will you make me the happiest skate dad
In the world uh no what sorry but I’m not the sturdy finite skating boy you’re looking for now excuse us Alex and I got to go a robot about a wizard huh that is so weird Len are you still staring at that woman sitting in her car yeah she’s been there for hours
Bob it’s so spooky o uh-huh maybe she lives in her car in a car like that no way that car is nice I live in that car yeah she’s wearing beautiful sunglasses too they look like grantley very highend I watch a lot of makeover shows okay Bob
Jeez God I didn’t say anything Teddy yeah well you’re judgy you’re making a face I see it okay so she’s wealthy and she’s been sitting in her car all day that’s a little weird oh I know she’s probably here to assassinate one of us and she’s working up the carage okay uh
Which one of us probably me remember when I got hit on the head a few weeks ago oh when you walked into a stop sign yeah I probably got a bad concussion and I have amnesia and Amnesia me went out at night and got in a high stakes poker
Game and won thousands of dollars from her with my Amnesia poker skills so now she wants to kill me she wants to rip my freaking head off I bet she just walks in here and does just like that dead Linda Boucher now you die she got me she got
Me ooh gun glasses exciting she’s not here to kill you with gun glasses Lynn that’s so mean Bob don’t tell me I can’t get killed yeah but don’t tell you wife she can’t get killed sorry hey kids good day at school oh yeah we all graduated
Early and we don’t have to go anymore great enough chitchat Robo Wizard Quest calls oh right the game hi Alex hey Mr Burger it’s beler he answers to both it’s fine no I I don’t wait Tina Louise are you guys going to play too no we watch and mock it delightfully all right
Go have fun kids and now the robot chooses a number choosing 27 Oh 27 is way over there and I must get there by hopping only on circles that add up to less than 27 or the wizard will be Unleashed circles and math this really is the perfect game
Okay here I go six 12 that makes 18 wrong oh wait no that’s right oh no I landed on 10 I curse Thee I curse thee Jean I command you to melt robot melt hey kids snack time all right here we go some pretzels and hus oh I love hus hus
Hus hus s humus little bit of a speed bump here I can’t have hummus why it’s healthy I’m allergic to Sesame it gives me a Thunder Down Under talking about diarrhea cool but he’s not allergic to our secret handshake secret great handshake guys Jean I don’t
Know if I can wait while you wait for Alex Jimmy Junior started walking home 5 minutes ago and I like to be exactly 2 minutes behind him I’m sure he’ll be here soon Courtney I already told you I’m not doing your roller thing we’re not here
For you calm down um hi Jean Alex finally shall we get down to wisness um not exactly looks like some lucky duck is going to be Courtney’s dance partner and that two thumbs is me yay what come on Alex let’s roll get it cuz we’re going to roll our skate bye Jean
No my friend that man took my friend not really it’s not a kidnapping thing keep watching talking yeah oh hey Jean so I assume it went terribly with Courtney yesterday and she was very annoying and we’ll be playing Robo Wizard Quest after school today no Jean I uh it was great there
Was a lot of um touching wait do you like like Courtney no I mean yes not so much Courtney per se just I mean I like like every girl in our grade and Strawberry Shortcake I know she’s not real but my feelings for her are so you
Want to Roller dance instead of playing the game oh jean jean jean it’s just no girl ever has asked me to do anything before plus my mom is really excited that I’m getting exercise even though mostly I just stand there while Courtney skates around and then I try to lift her
But it’s hard because the doctor actually diagnosed my arms with mainly calf muscles huh Alex hey you’re supposed to catch me oh was I I’m sorry don’t be silly I was joking partner I mean if you did catch me it would be pretty cool but it’s okay oh hi Jean hi
So Alex why don’t we head to lunch sorry Jean he can’t the competition’s in three days so daddy said we have to verbally rehearse at all times and one 2 three four stand stand no Jazz I hear the ticking of the clock I’m lying here the rooms pitch dark clockwise Circle spin
Stand and clap I wonder where you are tonight no answer on the telephone and half Loop and the night goes by so very slow oh I hope that it won’t end though alone enthusiastics snap and tap till now I always got by on my own my never really cared until I met
You and now it chills me to the phone how do I get you alone how do I get You what poop Teddy she’s back the lady in the car and she is definitely staring at me creepy you know what I think she is she’s one of those ghosts who doesn’t know she’s dead Oh you mean dumb ghosts happens all the time probably her husband got killed right out there on
The sidewalk right just walking along and attacked and killed by a tiger but isn’t she supposed to be the ghost yes Bob she died many years later of natural causes but she never got over her husband’s tiger death so she just sits there in her car waiting to see him and
She never gets to exercise so she put on 10 ghost pounds both of you are nuts oh wait she’s getting out of her car and and she’s coming over here she’s walking so slow ghost step she’s not a ghost Teddy no no no no no no no
No okay that was actually weird I told you Bob O is a car ghost too Teddy what do you think coost car oh my God Co car Jean you all right there pal that’s macaroni and cheese and you are not eating it you okay my baby let me feel
You forehead I’m not sick I’m just I don’t know is BFF up n BF left oh no did you and Alex friend break up no I don’t want to talk about it Alex agreed to be Courtney’s roller dancing partner so now Gan has to be the wizard and the robot
And the saddest boy in the basement aw don’t worry I know a good friend for you Jean she’s about this tall and her name is Mommy but Alex and I had something special and now he just wants to be with Courtney and it’s all over well maybe
You should just go down to the roller rink and support Alex you could cheer for them or whatever you know that is really good advice it is I mean yeah I I I give good advice and girls you go with him and be his wing Ms I wouldn’t mind
Seeing if there are any teens and jeans down there and I could lose thousands of dollars in the claw machine I guess I could go there’s my boy that’s the spirit now how about having some oh you’re you’re eating maybe slow down never mind don’t do your thing look at him
Go no no I said cross hands like that cross hands it’s right there in the name Alex hi do you need a healthy snack how about some seaweed shees Mrs pepian please if he’s got low blood sugar he loses Focus I have some sprouted cashews right he does not need sprouted cashews
Mrs pepian may I speak with you over near the skate rental counter ow Jean Jean why are you here are you here to mop hey Alex I thought if you had any downtime we could play our game right here at the rink let me just tape a couple of circles over here
Jean no I can play that with you later I’m here with Courtney and she’s dancing with me and her dad is yelling at me and why can’t you just let me enjoy myself please so apparently I’m just going to sit here and quietly support you honey
All right back to it guys Jean did you change your mind what are you doing here nothing you don’t deserve my brother yeah what she said but also I’m just going to get the M because we need it um at the restaurant bye stheart huh maybe it’s Alex maybe I
Got through to him and he feels bad and he quit roller dance and he came to apologize see I knew you guys would work it out because I’m great at advice yeah you are and it rubbing my feet fine give them to me yay that tickles dug hello Jean I have a
Proposition for you I need you to help me make Alex disappear no yes what maybe explain yourself make Alex disappear why because Courtney will never win with him Jean he can barely LIF her his claps are weak and his mother’s no walk in the park either
True but no offense I don’t care if they win or lose I know only I care if she wins but you should care that you could lose Alex forever no one knows what that’s like better than me in the year 1984 I was on top of the world dancing
Men’s synchronized pairs with my best friend Charlie cross and then he met a girl skater named Sharon he started skating with her and we were never friends again huh and now they’ve been married for 30 years it’s awful yuck yeah so you got to step in pal get Alex
Out of there and bring that trophy home I mean not really I’ll bring it home don’t touch it don’t touch the trophy and then I promise you I will find her a partner for the next competition and you and Alice could go right back to doing
Whatever the hell you want ah fine I’ll do it a boy there’s got to be something that you know that we can use use against him well Sesame gives him diarrhea yes that’s perfect you can put some in a drink or something and give it to him right before Showtime me yes it
Would be too suspicious if it came from me then when he gets the runs you run to the rescue don’t I need to like learn the routine you just need to nail the lift which I know you can do see you at 10:00 a.m. sharp gee wait how much of that did you
Hear all of it I can’t believe you’re going to give Alex diarrhea I mean it’s hilarious but I thought you liked him yeah you’re not really going to do that right jeane damn right I am sister I’ll do whatever it takes to get my buddy back including making him diarrhea
Himself at a roller rink it’s really the only way to show someone you care I know good morning kids who’s excited to wipe down menus I don’t know a psychopath kids it’s Saturday which means we might get customers so we might need your help but Dad we’re taking your
Advice and going to support Alex and Courtney in their roller dancing competition uh wow yeah great since it was my advice you should probably go yep and we aren’t going there to try to stop Jean from doing anything bad to Alex at all oh okay aw my little support of seagull and
I want to bring Alex his favorite drink which is anything that has sugar in it mother may I have a brown soda to go of course um what’s in your hand Jane a spoonful of hummus no reason oh fine walking hummus I love it that seems just
Bring the spoon back oh and you should probably give me 100 quarters here’s three have fun kids all right time to get my paws on some claws good luck ruining Alex’s life and our outfit Jean Jean are you sure you want to do this if you give Alex hot
Sesame Squirts and he finds out he may never forgive you it’s the chance I got to take Tina Jean Hi how are you welcome roller rinks huh a lot of fun she’s back something weird is definitely going on she’s coming our way what should we do nothing she’s just a
Person Teddy yeah I’m not taking any chances Bobby this is it she’s really coming this time no no back to the car wait wait she’s coming back again what’s happening out there you guys alive no no never mind there she goes again oh okay that’s it bob what are you doing I’m
Going to go talk to her how do it Bobby I’ll be fine Teddy I’m just going to figure out what’s going on okay but if she starts draging you to Hell give me a signal like this it’s just waving okay like this perfect huh hi uh I work at that
Restaurant right there my name is Bob and um I just wanted to check and see if everything is okay oh I’m so sorry I’m Brenda and I I only have to go into one public place and I can’t even do it I’m a little confused I’m a gorh phobic and my
Doctor wants me to face my fears by going into a public place so I chose your restaurant to go into because it’s usually pretty empty no offense no it’s okay it’s true but I’m just too nervous what if there’s a fire and then I get trapped in there and then I’m trampled
And what if the lady in the glasses hits me no that’s my wife she won’t hit you I don’t think F God no I mean she definitely won’t look would it help if I walked you in I don’t know maybe that could work just be calm please be calm H
What’s the matter what’s the matter what I do what I do oh hey hey sorry about the other day no that’s okay I freak out a lot too cool well I brought you a soda for good luck wow hey thanks Jean actually um I’m sorry I stopped
Playing Robo Wizard Quest with you I just got so excited to be around a girl thanks for understanding you’re a good friend I mean probably my best Friend No what the heck Jean I’m a bad friend what what’s going on Alex I was going to trick you and make you drink Sesame stuff so that you’d get diarrhea and then I could take your place as Courtney’s partner because Doug wanted me to because you can’t lift Courtney
And your claps are weak so I said I would do it but I can’t do it I don’t want to give you diarrhea I’m sorry Jean I am mad that you wanted to give me diarrhea but I’m really happy that you decided not to do it cuz Jean it is a mess friends
Friends hey you know what maybe you should replace me I like trying to lift Courtney but I am not good at it I mean I did it once for a second but then we both fell over and actually her knee fell on my mouth and also my claps are
Weak see huh here all the way back and wow yeah there was literally no sound but I still don’t think I should replace you I’ve got a better idea let’s go find Courtney agoraphobia yes Lynn but we don’t have spiders in here no that’s Arachnophobia oh she’s afraid of public spaces and
People oh like I would huge Hugh yeah what did I say huge huge oh my God all right let’s try to focus here guys all right we need to help Brenda and she agreed to come back on a few conditions and I need you guys to listen I’m going
To open the door and give her a wave and then she’s going to come in but you cannot talk to her you got that Teddy not either of you can talk to her and don’t look at her either okay I’m just going to look at this spot right here on
The counter wait where it go shoot no I lost the spot I lost SP Cal C okay you guys are clearly ready so let’s just do this look away look Away hi I’m Linda you know my cousin is afraid of church bells guys no oh no we blew it thank you I’ll be back tomorrow we did it we did it yay now she’ll never have any more problems she’s kind of annoying though right and now taking the stage Courtney wheeler and Alex
Papasian we’ll see about that woohoo Alex what the g double roller hockey sticks where’s Jean come on stuffed shape with eyes I need you in my life hey Jean’s not out there I knew he’d make the right choice yes Shake I gotta no no no no no G what are you
Doing I’m roller dancing with my friends Doug you’re going to get us disqualify it’s called Doubles not triples I curse Thee I curse thee don’t curse me you curse baby you are ruining our dreams you smelly little Burger boy I want to dance with the dad I don’t
Even like doing this this is your thing oh is it you tried to get my best friend to give me diarrhea in front of a girl he did what you son of a get away get away from me Mrs paan get away Escape for your life oh yeah I’m Flying am I crazy here did we just win h no you definitely did not win please clear the floor you rolled 20 I can do it I can do it okay 25 you lose I curse Thee I curse thee you have to melt uh I’m melting I
Don’t know melt I am melting trust me so uh is this game fun once you get to know all the ins and outs and the players and the rules it is not I think it looks like a h I want to play next round there’s a lot of math I’m great at math
Four why did you say four it’s math seven you’re saying numbers but that’s not necessarily math yeah but one of them’s going to be right 12 um is it mustard uh ketchup we were looking for ketchup oh kids stop playing what is it what do you expect us to do
Work yes no hello belchies hey Teddy question what do y’all do tomorrow I’m going to be straight collan why do you ask you know that boat that I’ve been fixing up You’ mentioned it well I finally got her ship shape and I thought it’d be fun to take you all out kill us
No take you out for a boat ride tomorrow oh family boat trip that sounds great Teddy if we can get back in time for the lunch rush absolutely so I’ll put you down for a soft maybe huh no no no we’re in great well just let me know for sure
Because I got a plan for drinks and stuff like that Teddy we’re coming we we said yes okay so hopefully you’ll be there I got to go I got to go that’s a mean joke to play on your friend dad what we’re going oh we’re going sailing I’m
Out so Dad you’re probably wondering why I’m holding this chalkboard eraser from the restaurant what wait why are you holding the Eraser from the restaurant I’m glad you asked you see we’ve had some discussions about me having my own cell phone haven’t we father uh-huh some
People say I shouldn’t have my own cell phone because I lose things sometimes that people is because you lose things sometimes all the time well agree to disagree no does anyone see my other shoe has anyone seen a burger on a plate has anyone seen my toothbrush it was in
My mouth a second ago okay so maybe I lose things sometimes but I wouldn’t lose a reasonably priced cell phone with a sensible data package and I’m going to prove it by not losing this eraser all day Tina I like that eraser I’m going to
Miss it yeah it was a good eraser rest in peace guys I’m not going to lose it oh my God where is it you just dropped it didn’t lose it not lost Oho belies wow look at you in a shirt on a boat Hoy toyy yeah Teddy the
Boat looks amazing thanks was just an ous for seagulls when I got it just a floating bucket welcome aboard to see me now so I tricked out everything as you can see custom drink holders all over the place I weatherproofed a couple of loungers secured some additional seating
Go ahead try it out super comfy so comfy are these from France maybe and this is Mission Control wait is that the steering wheel from your truck it sure is hey what do I need two steering wheels for I can’t be two places at once right also I popped
By the store and got some nibbles hello help yourself oh cheese and crack is just like on land yeah what do you say should we get this boat on the road toot toot boat on the Road we can go anywhere where do you want to go probably Mars Sacramento wherever Captain Phillips happened H oh here’s some place we could go you know how my ex-wife Denise left me for some guy that’s in the boats well he owns a bar on the docks on manm shaa
Island Denise works there too we can swing by there and this really cool boat I have now that might be fun right I mean right that might be fun now that I think about it for the first time right uh yikes wa just an idea uh-huh uh-huh spitballing seems like maybe this isn’t
The the first time you thought about it yeah I was picking up on that too huh what do you mean your ex-wife left you for a boat guy yeah and you’ve been fixing up a boat for like years and years ever since your divorce yeah and
You actually called your boat see me now I don’t I don’t get where you’re going with this B it’s a nautical pun Teddy is this whole day all about Denise maybe you shouldn’t try and impress her impressor Denise what huh that’s crazy we have both moved odd also didn’t she
Treat you horribly didn’t she say the back of your head looks like a butt yes and that’s why I wear a hat and didn’t she make you go to the bathroom in the yard I was not doing a great job with yeah and I started to enjoy it and
Didn’t she cheat on you like a lot yes but I was working s to 8 hours a day 5 days a week sometimes of course you cheated on me all over the place I left the no choice Bobby uh-huh sure no yeah right great it’s settled setting a course for my ex-wife’s boyfriend’s
Waterfront Bar okay we’re getting close that’s the bar that uh her boyfriend owns the scoon Hound classy there Denise oh my God oh my God oh my goded relax oh my God okay here we go big smiles everyone hold your plates up you’re having a great time and here we
Go great joke and did everyone get enough expensive fruit salad oh hey Denise crap oh no she didn’t see us well if it first you don’t succeed oh boy just got to bring her around we’re going starboard here everywhere a port or something okay here we go Teddy you
Really want to try again damn right I do jeez kind of a wide turn huh Teddy yeah it’s not a 10-speed bike Bob let me see you rebuild a boat sorry teddy I got it I got it I got it okay there she is I think she can see us here we
Go great joke okay huh did everyone get enough expensive fruit salad we did it’s delicious it tastes like success nope not that time either why would she see me I’m only in a huge boat yelling your name who likes u-turns everyone like u-turns I’m learning to appreciate them
We’re doing a uturn rightful Runner I’m going to bring her around starboard no P oh God uh how you doing buddy I I’m doing wonderful I mean we’re on the ocean we’re enjoying the ocean Bobby we please sit down y okay Smiles everyone we’re doing great since the divorce hey
Fruit salad I mean Denise I mean look at my boat I’m inside of a boat it’s I mean it’s my boat P huh hey hi Denise when did you start waitressing at your boyfriend’s place I mean is that where your boyfriend owns that so uh qu catching up this fruit
Salad oh my God the best oh god oh boy do you think that Denise noticed that I crashed a boat what no h not Teddy by the way that doesn’t sound good crap we’re still stuck I’m going to give it all she’s got we’re free crap oh boy and that’s
How you make an exit people great job Teddy there is blowing it and there is blowing it what it was fine not too many people are taking videos with their phones I pretended to take one but don’t worry I won’t post it anywhere oh not how I imagined this
Going being my stupid butthead let’s get you home maybe by tomorrow and next Christmas you can laugh about the whole thing Teddy Linda’s right all of this is probably for the best so uh smooth sailing from here uh-huh uh-huh uh does that smoke look extra smoke to you guys
Uh I mean it doesn’t look great coming from a motor that smoke is coming from the motor I thought we were slow roasting ribs oh wo yeesh that dark sh did a number on it Teddy when’s a good time to tell you there’s water coming
Into the boat is now a good time or should oh no no no no no that’s not ideal not an ideal time okay I’ll tell you later are we sinking uh I mean yes but but but we we can make it home right I mean we’re going to be fine of course
Though but just to be safe we should probably radio the Coast Guard and everyone put on a life Fest come on kids do it cuz it’s fun oh my God okay we just got to turn it to channel 16 where’s the thing that I talking to
What what do you mean the thing that you pressed wait it’s not there oh boy oh what Teddy do you know that little mic thing that you’re supposed to plug in right here yeah well the good news is it was perfect for my policeman costume for
Halloween the bad news is we don’t have a working radio are you serious I took part of it to make that was third I won third you took the part that we need to talk into right now cuz we’re sinking and now my phone’s not getting a signal
Me either nothing wait so we can’t call for help well there is a flare gun every boat should have one of these but that’s for like a real emergency yeah let’s I’ll keep our eyes peeled for a real emergency H right I see what you’re saying well we’ve got one flare so this
Has to be the perfect shot huh maybe a fish will swim for help now what Teddy now what do we do okay calm down Bob why why why should I calm down can I talk to you over here for a sec Teddy messed up right he did but
Blowing your top Adam isn’t going to help anything we don’t know that Lynn it might look just don’t go nuts on the poor guy fine we’ll just calmly sink to the bottom of the ocean okay everybody I might be partially to blame for some stuff today but I’ve got a plan I think
We can make it to this little Island right here the map says it’s a private island you know it could be caff’s island Mr Caffrey of caff’s Taffy and CF bootlegged liquor I think we could all use a drink right yeah I could use a cordial I think one of these little
Islands was his or still is I mean rich people could own stuff even after they’re dead right dead raccoons act like they own the road is there a dock I’m not seeing a do what was that you hit a rock a a couple of rocks no they had it coming yeah why
Not why not hit a couple of rocks I think this is as far as we’re going here we can’t get any closer to shore uh all right I guess we’re getting wet it’s okay it’s just like at the mall sometimes you got to park far away and hoof it dropping
Anchor still got my Eraser phone Dad and I’m not letting it get wet that’s great Tina it’s super important right now tell me about it a land you sweet son of a get over Here Private Island no trespassing danger oh that’s not good You’ think if you had a private island you could afford to get rid of the danger maybe it’s luxury danger D well we don’t have a choice we have to find help look on top of the hill there’s a house good ey
Louise I can notice things too look there’s an eraser on the ground damn it wait starting up view still works shh did you guys hear something do you mean ever or just now I didn’t hear anything what the tell them we don’t sell hamburgers tell them we don’t sell hamburgers
God what do we do what do we do uh they keep moving closer they look so mad what’s their problem and why are they so hairy get a haircut in a job you hippies how’d you get out of Burlington Vermont okay everyone walks slowly to the right
And maybe don’t look them in the eyes all right looking at my feet very casual they still coming they’re not stopping oh no I don’t like their attitude right now yeah they are mad at us why are they mad at us I think we should run I think we should run toward
Those rocks good plan I I I I’m pretty sure cattle can’t climb rocks right and go go go go go oh no oh no getting cut off we’re going to go to those rocks okay we’ll keep going to these Rocks we made it climb up towards the house we’ll meet you there I think we’ll be okay if we stay off the grass yeah get off my lawn I can’t believe I got us in this mess See Me Now is right see me bring a bunch of kids to an island with deadly
Cattle not the day I pictured not how it looked on my vision board and not how I saw it going down with Denise but maybe it wasn’t the best plan I mean what were you even going to say to Denise if you didn’t crash the boat so loudly uh I
Guess I was going to say something like aoy Denise uh uh-huh and then what that’s all I had I’m useless aw well maybe it would make you feel better if we do some role playing and we pretend it went great and I’ll be Denise and you’ll be
You okay and I’ll be Denise’s boyfriend proud owner of the schoon Hat uh Oho Denise uh did you did you see my boat Oho to you teddy wow look at your boat it’s just beautiful yeah I’m super jealous and that woman with you the one with the glasses she looks fun is she
Your girlfriend what who Linda no she’s a friend she’s she’s Bob’s wife hi you I’m Denise I’m Linda Linda I love that name you look so smart and who’s that cool teen with the Barret I assume she’s got her own cell phone I think you guys
Are get a little off track right right right Teddy you look great leaving you for this idiot was the dumbest thing I ever did really absolutely she’s right you should be with Denise not me I’ve got the scoon Hound I’ll be fine come on let’s give love a second chance what do
You say I say let’s do it let’s get back together I got to fix up my boat again and then we’ll fix up my marriage and scene oh my God I’m crying I just got chills can you we do one way you say it looks like you lost 10B how long should
We wait for him is he dead wait for who I forget who was behind us that wasn’t uh so so tough here we are good news everybody we did our role playing game and we came to the conclusion that as soon as we get off the island Denise and
I are going to get back together what are you talking about what is he talking about um sounds wor first when he says it you weren’t there Bob I was there I played that no good son of a boyfriend of hers oh my God hey look at
Us almost to the house on the hill they better have cable and kettle corn oh no no no we’re supposed to go over that are you kidding me I’ll go and if I make it across I’ll call for help that was the Super Creek it’s super
Creaky Yow I don’t know Teddy it seems like that bridge might completely Fall Apart it might but that’s a risk I got to take okay good luck you guys wait here I was born to be on team wait here okay here I go making progress careful Teddy wait
Till Denise is about this this is going to make one very impressive story if I don’t make it tell her I died a hero so you’ll be dead but you still want to impress her and kind of uh embellish it a little you know maybe I did a cool
Flip like a diver or something yeah I guess yeah we’ll we we’ll tell her okay boy this their Bridge does not feel sturdy guys guys guys behind you everybody over the bridge go go go easy easy I’m glad this is easy for you but I’ll bring it Out careful careful careful okay okay the cows are smarter than we are they’re not getting on this bridge just keep moving and try not to be heavy everybody hey I skipped brunch today no I didn’t okay step by step easy does let the Eraser go you you need both
Hands I haven’t lost it this whole time I’m not about to let go of it now you can have a phone all right just grab onto the rail oh okay cool that was a great eraser one of the best terrible reception we made it oh my babies
Who are you what are you doing here just kicking it we’re not here on purpose get out of here this is private property we know it’s caff’s Island yes and it’s my job to protect it so get off this island we’d love to sir but we’re stranded here
And we just want to use your phone also please don’t weed whack us I might if you don’t scadaddle imagine this is your shins no we we got it just listen Teddy’s boat is all busted and crashed on the rocks out there I’m Teddy the guy
With the boat that he was just talking about right so can we borrow your phone to call for help all right I won’t whack you come on in I’ll give you a tour and I’ll see if I have any of my trespassers punch oh punch and this is the Parlor so uh is
This where the phone is we’ll get there eventually I’m just guessing but is it just you out here by yourself Nathaniel oh yeah just me my garden of tools and the cattle yeah you could put that down at any time no thanks and why are are there terrifying cattle running wild on
This island those are Highland Longhorns Mr Caffrey imported them all the way from Scotland they were a gift to the love of his life gendin she was Scottish a but she did not return his affections oh hell he bought this island for her for gwendaline the Scott yep and he
Named it how about you love me Island and he built this house for her which he named the house that Caffrey built for gwendaline that man had all the money in the world but couldn’t get the woman he loved to love him back she left him for
An Austrian count named lipshits and the cattle have overrun this island ever since wait Teddy you’re just like cafrey I am yes Caffrey did all this stuff to impress this gwendolin lady uh-huh it’s just like you with your boat you’re right yes finally I should buy an island
For Denise that’ll help me win her back oh my God why Teddy stop it stop it stop it B Teddy I think what Bob is trying to say is that you should forget about Denise and forget about our fun and creative role playing which maybe was
Not so helpful I’m still proud of the work I did you don’t have to let Denise know you’re doing all right you can just do all right and you are all right all right if you would just stop it okay okay okay Bobby let him go or Shake him
More or give him a raspberry on his belly that’ll teach him it’s just we love you teddy we want the best for you wow look at you people listen I don’t offer this to most trespassers but you folks seem odd okay you don’t need to use the phone I
Got a boat and a lot of time I could tow you home you you have a boat yes got a couple in the boat house boat house we didn’t see a boat house cuz you came up on the wrong side of the island the front of the property’s beautiful have a
Look that’s the place to trespass oh yeah that’s good trespassing next time maybe jeez you didn’t get up pretty good nobody light a match or flick your butts over this way you’re leaking diesel all over the place did he say flick your butts excuse me where can we flick our
Butts cuz that needs to happen pretty soon dad I wanted to say thank you for thinking I’m responsible enough for my own cell phone which we both agree I am yes Tina you’ll be a great cell phone owner I know I will someday but I don’t
Want my own cell phone right now you don’t no I couldn’t take my eyes off the Eraser the whole day and if you’re always looking down then you’re missing what’s around you what’s around you oh okay Tina I guess that’s great cheaper tooo and I think you should read more
Dad I feel like I’ve never seen you read a book okay that’s enough Tina and have you ever sat down and talked to Mom just really talked huh Dad no more screen time for you we’re going to have to take your phone away Yep that’s that oh W oh that’s a fire Teddy did you do that I did you were right Bob okay but I mean I didn’t say set it on fire tell you the truth I never even liked boats hey you know who likes boats guys that are try to impress
Their exes that’s who not me I like boats should we be Towing that still I mean maybe we cut her loose cuz it’s on fire cutting her loose Teddy you could have sold that boat for parts or something right or I mean I would have taken a free boat just saying by AES
Start is good time for me to live my life for me uh I’m pretty sure all of our wallets and stuff are on there oh yeah so a fresh start for all of us then huh oh guess this steering wheel from my truck’s on there too can I get a ride
Home with you guys oh God the way home’s mostly straight I’ll probably make it is this an ad for side by- side bathtubs I want them where have you been it’s 8:15 we have half the town out looking for you how was date night great it’s all
Right it was great it was fine it was really good it was fine I’ll take my doggy bag now bread sticks bread sticks bread sticks bread sticks well I’m going to sleep I’m exhausted from Painting the Town beige what’s that supposed to mean I I thought you liked Rudies yeah the
First 15 times Bobby we almost never get to go out next time we should try something new look we work hard so on the rare occasion we take a little break it’s nice to know what we’re getting waa dad turn the romance down a notch yeahh
Bob I’m tired of us plopping down at Ry and eating soup salad bread sticks and fish it’s always soup and salad bread sticks and fish the type of soup changes what was it tonight cream of something thank you Tina we need an adventure or we’re going to shrivel up and die right
In front of the kids I call dibs on mom and dad’s room I call her clothes and jewelry I call uh um wait what’s left dad’s DVDs dibs all the cards we’ve ever given mom mine this is all happening so fast put your seat backs and trade
Tables up cuz we’re about to take off okay woo sea plane flying lessons what’s a sea plane I want to say it’s a plane you can see but that can’t be right I was at the market and I took this flyer out of a woman’s shopping cart and I
Signed you and me up for flying lessons first lesson’s free aren’t you excited uh no I hate flying on big planes why would I want to go on a smaller even less comfortable plane are you doing that thing where you’re mean to see planes because you really like sea
Planes pulling on their hair let’s just stick to good old Rudies no no no no no more boring dates we need Adventure excitement we’re flying look at me no l come on give me a hand no I don’t no come on look go for the bird I’m not
Going on a SE oh there’s a balloon how’d that get up here I’m not in the air oh look at the town from up here I don’t see anything I’m on the ground I see it the people look like ants no wait those are ants and that’s where M lives and Pa
I told you I didn’t go in the plane I’m not with you fine then I’ll go on our adventure by myself you go to Rudy’s and have a canalone you all alone oh my she just rhyme burned you put some lotion on that YooHoo I’m here for the SE plane
Lesson I one of you f as the fight teacher oh not me I’m old but if you’re looking for a father figure look no further young lady aw no fair enough hi there I’m Kurt nice to meet you I’m Linda this was supposed to be a couple’s
Lesson but my husband’s being a jerk I I mean he didn’t want to come I mean he he couldn’t come too bad he is lost I’ll go g just kidding I know I not allowed to go well let me introduce you Linda this is Shana oh she’s a 1968 sweeten igle
That I rebuilt by hand she’s 45 years old but she looks 30 and she handles like she’s 18 ah if I die today I want that on my headstone I love it go ahead and grab a hold of that Yol and once that little needle reaches 60 knots we’re flying no you’re
Flying I’m flying I am flying you’re a great teacher Kurt you’re great for noticing I am flying better than red sticks woohoo I haven’t heard that one but okay uh hi Mr Fisher quiet Bob all right see you in hell Roger what this is the only spot I get
Good reception oh someone taking flying lessons yeah our mom poor Bob I had no clue you and Linda were on the Rocks we’re not you’re not not on the Rocks uh ah denial a woman doesn’t take flying lessons from upskirt Kurt because she’s satisfied in her marriage wait what are
You talking about who’s upskirt CT oh yeah I’ve heard of that guy the Macho SE plane pilot who beds boor Housewives what do you mean beds he makes their beds no Jean Curt is seducing your mommy I hope he’s a good listener because that bird likes to chirp all right knock it
Off it it’s just a flying lesson with upscar courage look you know what’s happening right now she’s cramped in a way too small space nauseous from diesel fumes and this guy’s Bo you just described her life with you trust me she is hating it I wouldn’t be too sure Bob see uh
Kurt has a certain aphrodesiac he utilizes aphrodesiac yes yes first he pretends there’s a problem with the plane what’s what’s that sound what what’s that sound are we okay H that’s odd we’re losing altitude radio’s dead what what’s going on what’s Happening we’re okay but we’re going down then a
Fake emergency landing on an uninhabited Island Qui aiset Island to be precise but the locals call it Quicky kiss it why do they call it that it’s a make out Island where people go to make out it’s why I want to get a kayak Quicky kiss it emergency landing that that cannot work
It could Bob look at Castaway Tom Hanks falls in love with a volleyball it works ctt’s a hero and the board wife is putty in his big strong hands oh I didn’t know he had big strong hands putty going I’ve never died before and I’m not about to
Start now the board wife cheats death then cheats on her husband That’s The Power of adrenaline kids oh you should teach at my school and you should work in my Coal Mine got to go sorry about your marriage so so sorry Bob look I really don’t think a professional flight
Instructor is going around faking emergency Landings Teddy you’re probably right Linda look at me we’re going to be okay I’m going to set her down nice and easy oh God the engine I don’t want to die I don’t want to die just got a point nose down into a
Control dive oh we’re going to crash no we’re going to flare wait for the plane to settle onto the water just like a duck on a pond okay duck duck duck oh duck duck duck duck duck duck duck quy quaggy Cy quaggy du du you did it we’re
Alive oh Kurt you saved us I did I really did guess between my training and my instincts okay oh God I got mouthwash around here somewhere up skirt CT what a nickname I mean it rhymes for one is Mom wearing a skirt I can’t remember what did she wear today maybe he supplies
Skirts on the plane all right knock it off your mom isn’t being seduced right now and I shouldn’t have to say that to my kids well you did get into a big fight with her earlier and shouldn’t she be back by now she should oh God all
Right you know what let’s go down and meet her at the Docks not like I’m worried but just because I we should see the docks H nothing like seeing a good dock right Dad mhm uh excuse me sir I’m looking for my wife she’s taking a flying lesson she
May or may not be wearing a skirt oh my goodness this is awkward uh what why nothing so flying lesson huh uh yes she’s uh she’s supposed to be back by now gosh I I just don’t normally see the husband or the kids jeez real
Life comes up and hits you in the face uh okay okay uhuh maybe we should go check out the island you know just to be safe uh sir how do we get to the uh Quicky kissed Island it’s called Qui acquisit and I have no idea I guess the
Best way to get there is to crash a sea plane what are you doing here Bob shouldn’t you be rescuing your bride uh I’m trying to get out there someone’s got to have a boat for hire around here what do you think this is Key West everybody’s just got a boat this guy
Thinks everywhere’s Key West take the fery to King’s Head Island maybe there you’ll find this colorful fictional boat for hire that you’re looking for yeah it’s got to be colorful right Dad okay yeah the ferry let’s do it tick tock Bob upskirt Kurt moves faster than this he’s
Not called Kurt the long slow courtship guy she’s not cheating on me okay what do we do now the radio’s dead no one knows we’re here can you fix the plane maybe the engine’s still too hot though we’ll have to wait it out man I’m parched prco ooh I love champagne it’s
Uh prco what oh God these bubbles make me burp you always fly with champagne prco I was going to take my mother on a picnic after our lesson she lives Upstate I love her dearly and she loves picnics a but since we’re stranded we’ll need the energy do you like cheese I love
Cheese almost dying really makes you hungry it does but I promise you I’ll find us a way off of this rock got any Ms hey let’s get out of the Sun so we don’t dehydrate there might be a shady Meadow over that hill and maybe go a
Little easy on the cheese oh it’s good wow you were right about the meadow hey look a loot I always wanted to play one of these the hell’s a Loot you’re a little flat there no I’m not you’re flat no I’m if anything I was sharp because you were flat or I was perfect so long Mainland my island name will be Deary Zachary when you’re not pouring drinks you’re solving Mysteries Quicky kiss it can there really be a whole island for
Kissing kiss Qui kiss Qui kiss kiss Qui kiss It Dad what’s going to happen when you see upskirt CT are you going to punch him I’m not punching anyone Louise dad not a fighter he’s a yeller an Old Yeller normally I agree but we’re talking about Dad’s woman I think it gets physical I’m sure nothing is
Happening on that island Mr Fisher no why didn’t you say you had a boat I have a boat there are you happy no Bye uh excuse me can you uh take us to Qui aiset Island AKA Quicky kiss it Island where the currency his kisses and everyone is Rich that’s my daughter well I can take you as far as here that’s my mail rout uh great that’ be great no one
Lives on Qui aiset so no one sends mail there just sckers and caners on Qui aiset h u okay and gropers huh got it we’ll uh we’ll take the ride right away something about Qui aiset just makes people horny as hell okay thank you here
Have a grape they’re juicy nah I got the stuff grapes grow up to be right here well I’ve got the stuff boys grow up to be right here okay you think the engine’s cool enough to check on now hard to say there’s a lot of heat on
This island the heat of the engine the Heat between you and me us what are you doing giving in join me giving in what we just had a brush with death our adrenaline and our endorphins are running wild let’s go with it no no no no my endorphins want to go home
Really well my endorphins think we should take turns kissing each other’s faces you go first okay I’ll go first wow cart wrong idea cool your engines right now buddy isn’t this what you want Adventure Linda you asked the universe for for help and it gave you me Namaste Captain you are
Not cleared for landing capiche kiss me Linda and we can fly lying down what the hell wow that really works why would you headbutt me I was going to punch you but I’m holding wine I can’t believe you’re rejecting me yeah I married you idiot so are all my other
Clients everything was going perfectly what do you mean we crash landed kind of you didn’t ow stop it that’s for f an emergency and since there’s nothing wrong with the plane let’s go now fine let me just put the loot back that there is Qui acquisit good day for nein don’t
Kiss anybody Linda not that I think you would don’t get pregnant I want to be the baby no do get pregnant I want a brother or maybe get a dog first to practice you guys want to read some mail take your mind off of things all right
Where’d you hide you dumb flying boat oh no no no no no no seriously where’s the plane I don’t know it must have floated away what how the hell does that happen the tide came in so now we’re stuck here my plane oh my God oh my God my plane ow
You you turn hey hey hey hey come on help someone get me up the stinking Island we’re going to starve out here all because you thought I was so bored of my marriage that I would have sex with some slimy sea plane pilot unbelievable no we’re going to starve
Cuz you ate all the cheese I bet that picnic wasn’t even for your mother do Linda look I’m not going to apologize for giving women what they want women do not want to be tricked into having sex well when you say it like that it sounds gross listen Buster you stay on your
Side of the island I’ll stay on Mine wait switch sides that side’s better oh this is as far as I can take you time to reeal some of these envelopes definitely a federal offense nope think you’re wrong wrong there not if you seal them back up right yep
You’re not going to go telling on me are you nope we got to find a way to get a quip aiset dingy for four who wao but that’s not ours come on dad suck it up we got to get to Quicky kiss before he Quicky kisses mom sheesh the silence
Seen a lot of emergency Landings hey Linda what carts you got every right to hate me now that I’ve had a little time to think I hate me too yeah cuz you’re a jerk I’m pathetic I chase bored Housewives why because I don’t have any
Love in my life no you don’t I know I don’t I know I like to think there’s someone out there for everyone but uh [Applause] But okay all right okay I know I know sh Okay shh stop it stop it all right come on all right don’t be such a baby there’s probably somebody out there for you some freak hey yeah what’s wrong with you your hands are soft rub my breasts
No why is rowing so hard are we even moving Title Wave here comes another one what is with these waves they just keep coming there she is Linda B kids you found us kids stay in the boat the dingy get your hands off her up skirt Curt huh
My my hands are nowhere near her I don’t understand you know what I mean easy friend we’re not friends you think we’re friends yes I do are you seeing how tan this guy is that’s all I’m seeing careful dad watch out for his big strong
Tan hands hey hey guy let me tell you something guy in a second I just got to catch my breath rowing is really hard but you make it look so easy Dad no you don’t you look horrible oh God mom’s going to leave you for
Kurt stay on your side ow you punched my butt what is it with you people what were you even aiming for I don’t know the rowing really killed me I can’t raise my hands very high Len did he try anything oh yeah couple times but I
Smooshed his face like this call her off call her off Hey look it’s Mr Fish oder what Mr Fish holder mob is that you you look macaroon we are help us look what I found Shana ass show sh it well climb aboard if you want to ride
Can we ride in the plane sure okay just wipe your feet off sorry to leave you Quicky kiss it we both know you haven’t seen the last of Tina Belur so how was the lesson great yeah this is way better than Rudy’s huh bottomless salad bow looking a little better now huh Lynn I’ll go suck on a crouton so how many horses you got under the hood uh I think about a th000 is that a lot oh that’s a lot let’s See whoa that bow can really Zoom buckle your seat belts kids it’s getting a little bupy and a little fly holy crap we’re lifting off and we are airborne people yay I got him the M high club early admission hey we got to tell them to slow down hey where’s the horn on
This thing there’s no horn you should really lower the plane guys we know Tina I mean because of that bre oh it’s also got a Stereo the plane’s not lowering we’re going too fast we got to go up we got to go over the bridge how we have to cut the a tow rope somehow Jane hand me that toolbox oh come on there’s nothing in here but massage oil and a wine opener
Wine opener ping thank you Louise this is no time for wine dad oh man you’re going out there yes Louise I’m going out on the wing of an airplane it’s called the Pontoon pontoon shut up Jean and that’s called a bridge crazy don’t go out there I have to okay I can do
This Bobby be careful I’m trying but also hurry please yes thank you for that oh Bob I’m sorry I’m sorry I said you were boring I should never have signed up for this no Lenn I’m sorry I know we should go on better date nights I maybe you
Should just have this conversation later I agree she’s right she’s right that would be ble Can you save us yet dad not yet Dana how about now dad no I’m trying to do it how much progress have you made it’s not a real knife and I’m on the wing of a plane untone just percent a percent it’s looking pretty Grim dad just saying the
Constant questions aren’t helping wait wait almost got it oh boy bridge bridge bridge bridge bridge Leta hit it go up Ah you still there Bop yes I want to be inside now though dad Bobby you rescued us that was close oh you’re my hero no it’s okay I puked too Linda you’re flying I know right wait can you land I mean did you learn that no how oh well that might be an
Issue oh that’s odd what never mind okay H I think I know what to do her was faking it but I watched him take this thing down then do that yeah now do it now yeah just got to act like we’re going to crash CR why are we going to act like
We’re doing that we this should work that’s not working I can do this I feel like a milair hot oh God she died I feel like a regular captain on a regular plane what the and Sh sh oh God God God looks like Kurt’s trying to land with his penis [Applause]
Again W yes how are we alive cuz your mom is incredible fly is the best why do we drive anywhere best date ever woo I have so much adrenaline pumping through my veins me too really puts me in the mood Barbie oh yeah me too flash Landing
Really is an aodc kids uh swim to shore your father and I are going to have a prco picnic prco oh yeah that okay bye Tina Tina oh come back we were joking remember do your ice cream scoop oh now I’m hungry for ice first of his name of
Loopes Jane please get off oh boo wow this is a lot of toilet paper did we maybe get too much no matter how much we order we always seem to run out yeah it’s almost like people are just flushing this stuff down the toilet Teddy how’s it going with the dishwasher
Not great Bob he’s fine well you guys are going to have to finish unpacking this without me cuz I got to get to my PTA meeting got some great ideas I think Joanne is going to love them who’s Joanne the PTA president and the person
I want to be when I grow up I thought you wanted to be Janet Jackson when you grow up we both do last month one of the other parents came up with an after school tutoring program she called it real punks don’t flunk Joanne took her
Out to breakfast to talk it over and the next thing you know all the punks are getting Ace H if I could just go to one breakfast with Joanne can you imagine let me try oh yeah that’s nice H too bad it’s all about to go down the tubes cuz
Of colen cavello she’s running for treasurer because Rayman Doza bought a house booat and he’s going to boat School his kids ah I really don’t want Colleen on the board she’s going to take all the fun out of fundraising you know it’s fundraising Right Lynn not fundraising yeah everybody knows that anyway I’ll
See you later crocodiles don’t use the dishwasher yet Bob still fixing it Counterpoint you fixed it I’m going to run to the hardware store how long is it going to take we really need that dishwasher to be working we wash dishes here I’ve just been putting them outside what it’s
Right down the street Kim and Son’s Hardware family business they give me the contractor’s discount huh I usually just go to fix it deep dep fix it Depot that’s fine if you want to crush the little guy I am not crushing anyone Teddy they just have everything there
Like vices you can use to crush the heart of a family business Teddy you know we’re a family business are you then why don’t you act like a family business for once in your life yeah hey why don’t you come with me we’ll be back
In like 10 minutes kids you want to take a little break and go to the hardware store with Teddy he seems like he’s doing well sure kids love hardware stores can we go to the laundromat too yay errands all in favor all opposed looks like cookies beat out brownies as a snack at
Our next meeting congrats Beth we know how passionate you are about those cookies look at Joan go I know she’s amazing okay as you all read in my email we have a fundraiser coming up for seventh grade science kids Spirit fingers a I love Spirit fingers it’s
Like typing a quiet message that says yay now we don’t have a theme yet so I hope you all came with some fun ideas oh oh oh Linda yep let’s hear it girl um my idea for the theme is surfing PTA oo get a surf DJ someone could dress up like a
Shark and serve shark Don stop it and we can even cover the floor with Sans you know cuz Sand’s at the beach yeah can I say something I wasn’t finished Colleen uh anyway Spirit fingers okay I’m done for those of you who don’t know me hi I’m Colleen cavello I’m running for PTA
Treasurer and I just want to say I don’t think that Linda has thought through how expensive her idea would be all that stuff she wants would put us at $45 ah head2 200 people that’s $150 $99,000 $9,000 so maybe let’s keep brainstorming I don’t know hey you know what I got a
Spirit finger for you Colleen okay that’s not how we use Spirit fingers let’s Circle back to the fundraiser in our next meeting moving along on the agenda let’s talk about replacing the dead Shrubbery in front of the school or maybe just painting it green Green Oh there’s Danny he’s the old son
Hi Danny hey Todd that’s Danny he calls me Todd sometimes Dad can we go explore away from this slightly sad conversation fine it’s Hammer Time hey Mr Kim it’s my friend Bob Bob Mr Kim hello hi Bob’s never been to a hardware store before first time I I actually I
Have he doesn’t know what any of this stuff is I know what it all is Teddy anyway looking for an inlet valve for a dishwasher that’s uh I one great I’ll go get it it’s a nice place you have here all the aisles uh what happened did your uh did your bird fly
Away oh no hey he looked upset what’ you say Daddy please don’t tell me his bird just flew away his bird just flew away are you serious I just made a joke about his bird flying away that’s not a good joke Bob Mr Kim love that Parry oh my
God I feel horrible Dad can we get this it makes underwater fart sound Jean see you okay Dad uh I think I just broke an old man’s heart is the old man you no another old man Tina way to go Bob let’s just go home I guess wait what
About the pipe you can get it but this counts for everyone’s birthday yes that’s fair we own this Now fu hi ly is everything okay oh everything’s fine Colleen Cavell was as Colleen as ever in fact they should call her Colleen cavy hell no pretty cool name to be honest BOS Burgers we’re at restaurant Tina yeah she’s here Mom it’s for you it’s Joanne really Bob how do I
Look do I look okay do you look uh uh great I’m on the phone hello hello hi Linda I hope I’m not catching you at a bad time no I I was just uh organizing uh my stool samples uh and I’m done well I was calling to let you
Know that I loved all your fun ideas today you did why don’t you and I have breakfast tomorrow and talk breakfast uh yeah I’m free Free as a tree great let’s say 10: a.m. at the muffin top yeah I’ll see you then PTA get ready for me thanks for having breakfast with me
Linda of course H I’ve been watch need to get more involved oh and I love you PTA pendant oh thank you you can’t spell pendant without PTA right you’re so fun Linda I was telling bear about you who’s bear oh that’s my husband Barry I call
Him bear and he calls me JoJo a I call my husband Bobby Bobby Bobby in my head whenever he walks by anyway I was telling him that we need to find better ways to use you in the PTA have you ever consider joining the board I mean I’d
Love to but with Colleen running to be the new Treasurer I’d rather just sit this one out Colleen I mean she is the only person running and yeah she has an accounting background but that’s not everything I think someone like you would be a better fit me no yeah who
Needs numbers you’re the expert in fun bur well I feel flattered plus happy divided by gassie why’d I get the brand muffin but me Treasurer I don’t know here let me get this oh no no Linda this is paid for by the official PTA credit card oh wow wow thank you Joanne you
Know for the rest of the day I’m going around to local businesses collecting items for the auction you’re welcome to join me I’m in ah let me call my husband and let him know he’s got to flip his own meat today okay I get it you like Joanne more
Than us it’s fine uh bye Ready jean of course I’m ready this is the most important moment of my life okay pouring the ketchup now give is about an hour hi teddy hi Bob just got back from the hardware store did did you send Mr Kim
Flowers yeah I did why would you do that wait what do you mean you send the bouquet of birds of paradise to a guy who just lost his bird is that some kind of sick prank that’s what they sent I just told them to pick out the most expensive flowers from their cheap
Section guess what cuz if your bird flowers I lost my contract his discount I just paid full price for this sandpaper thanks a lot Bob you owe me a120 what are you going to do now dad uh nothing I’m going to do nothing so what that’s it we’re just never going back to
Kim and Son’s Hardware ever again there are aisles and aisles of pipes that we will never play with because of you you can fix this Dad do you want to spend the rest of your life knowing that sweet old Mr Kim thinks you a monster not
Really I didn’t think you were a monster until I saw you eating yogurt that one time it’s time for operation make Mr Kim not hate Bob who’s in I am me too all right fine nice y but let’s please just not do anything to make him more upset
Dad do we look like people who make bad decisions the catcher ship is arriving hey Joanne I have the basket for your fundraiser ready to go oh four bottles is that what we agreed on well at first we said two but then you talked me up to four remember here’s the thing
I wouldn’t ask for these bottles if this was about me but this is about the children this is about science this is about those three special letters that make the world a better place scx no Linda PTA all right so give what you can damn it Joanne and other lady I I’ll
Give you eight bottles oh great and I’ll throw in this magnet that says wine time for the kids get a f time Get let me show you the way you know you want to you know you should you want to donate you feel so good I’m with the BTA give it up give it up so who’s going to pay give it up give it up I’m with the p give up
Everybody I’m P give up give up so okay Dad we finished the flyer to find Mr Kim’s bird it it’s it’s good my only question is why did you draw the bird with a top hat because he’s a bird and talk to me about the roller skates
And the fart cloud it propels him forward okay you’ve never made a flyer have you done let’s take another crack at this we need something less like this bigger far Cloud got it so big night tonight first I’m happy to report that Linda and I scored a ton
Of auction items Spirit fingers all right now that we have all this fun stuff let’s decide what the darn theme is we have three top contenders surf in PTA under the big top and Garfield versus Snoopy I for one will be voting for Linda’s amazing surf in PTA idea all
In favor of surf and PTA raise your hands well I guess there’s no reason to hold a vote for the other two we have a winner let’s go surfing baby hold on as future Treasurer I have to put my foot down we can’t afford this actually that
Brings us to our next vote PTA Treasurer okay let’s get this over with we have two candidates on the ballot two I’m un opposed all of a sudden I’m opposed who’s the opposer Linda beler Linda what wait what I am Linda told me over breakfast the other day that she’d like
To be more involved that’s true everyone voting for Linda Belcher raise your hand she’s got my vote okay now everyone voting for Colleen Cavell raise your hand it looks like Linda beler is our new PTA Treasurer you just voted like really dumb people and that’s all I’m
Saying and you’re going to regret this for the rest of your lives that’s all I’m saying Linda you’re on the board you’re in the big sh oh my God I’m on the bo thank you Beth wait don’t don’t eat those Joanne hey hi hey there new
Treasurer a I just wanted to say thanks for supporting me you’re going to be great hey are those the bottles of wine that were donated for the auction you need me to help you bring those in oh no I’m taking those home those are really old are those gift cards and candles for
The auction too oh yeah they got dirt on them and also that candle smells bad hey do you want a bottle of swine and a bad smelling candle here you go you’re on the board now we’re going to make a great team bye oh boy M what smells like Rosemary mint melon nothing Bye H you know I’m so glad you were able to come by the restaurant today to work on PTA stuff Joanne me too I know you’ve only been treasure for one day but I think you might be the best treasure in the history of the school maybe even the
Country thank you Joanne also did you lose weight in a day maybe anyway I thought maybe you’d like to sign this contract contract sure oh wait I don’t have a pen oh just use your blood huh oh your face oh my face Bob wake up I need to talk to you
What what what’s going on Bob I don’t feel good about Joan taking that donation wine and then giving me the wine which I didn’t drink by the way well was I not supposed to drink that I got to talk to her tomorrow I got to let
Her know how I feel yeah I know what you mean it’s like this whole bird thing with Mr cam oh so Joanne uh listen the reason I wanted to talk to you is that I oh before I forget I have a little surprise for you Linda it’s your very own PTA
Pendant it’s gorgeous so shiny what was it that you wanted to talk to me about Linda well I just wanted to say I’m not so sure PTA members should be taking donated stuff for Themselves so uh anyway muffins you are absolutely right I am so glad you understand it’s just you know I put a lot of time into the PTA I mean it’s almost a full-time job except that it’s not because I don’t get paid and sometimes I guess in a moment of
Weakness I might you know order a muffin on the PTA credit card I guess I I feel like I deserve it a oh don’t cry Joanne I’m sorry I said anything hey one muffin ain’t nothing but it is Linda one muffin is Suffin do you think I’m a bad person
Linlin no no JoJo are you kidding me should we split it or I mean we don’t want to use this right you know what let’s put it on the PTA card we earned it if you say so by the way here are the invoices for everything I need my new
Treasurer to approve all the purchases and enter them into the spreadsheets you think you could do that yeah sure I’ll uh Start Spreading the sheets uh hey I’m the guy who called about the missing Bird on a flyer uh right great is it uh in that box yeah
Well well hold on is this a reward situation or what I don’t your price Jan $10,000 stop what’s your price $110,000 no$ 15,000 stop do I hear 20 look I’ll I’ll give you 10 bucks and we’ll throw in this formly fun but now super nasty pipe it comes with one hot dog that’s
Already stuck inside all right I’ll I’ll take it really U okay so let’s see the bird this isn’t a parrot this is a pigeon no it’s not it’s uh it’s just scared so it’s acting like a pigeon I do that sometimes no you know what I’m not paying for this
Are you accusing me of catching a pigeon and trying to sell it for 10 bucks yes well I’m leaving and I’m taking a bird with me and this pipe that’s fine huh these science kits cost $40 each let me see how much these things cost on the website science wow products
Oh Joanne’s buying in retail that’s why they’re so expensive why would she do that science wow is a division of Jojo bear publishing wait a minute JoJo bear I call him bear and he calls me JoJo oh my goodness Jo and her husband own the company that makes the science kits this
Is big this is JoJo very big so this is what it looks like when someone listens to one of Mom’s ideas so many dad handles so many milky white ankles there she is a big little liar herself ly are you sure you still want
To do this I don’t want to do this Bob I have to I tried calling her but she never picked up then I called the national PTA hotline and the only options were press one for car washers and press two for bake sales so now we’re down to this the bleach Boys
Everybody the bleach boys oh I get it cuz they’re janitors we have CDs I can burn from my computer at home email me before we get to the auction some thank yous there is one person in particular ladies and gentlemen our new PTA Treasurer Linda
Beler I know her Linda hi and now on to the auction actually Joanne if I may just say a few words oh um okay I just wanted to say the reason I got more involved with the PTA was because I was so inspired by Joanne a thank you Linda
It’s my pleasure JoJo fun fact everyone Joanne’s husband calls her Jojo and she calls him bear this is a really good speech that’s true okay I can I release okay well let’s get on with the auction shall we and they even have a company called JoJo bear Spirit fingers
Spirit fingers and what’s even more interesting is that their company makes the very expensive science kits that we’re raising funds for tonight isn’t that a coincidence Linda what are you doing yeah yeah she bought all the science kits from her own company at a crazy high price that’s not true and
Even if it was all the invoices were entered and approved by the treasurer which is you right which I now see is what you wanted because you didn’t think I knew what I was doing and yes for a little while I was entering commas instead of decimals and lower case L’s
Instead of ones because they look the same but then I figured it out and then I got someone to check my work Colleen hello Joanne wait why is she in the Shar costume Linda thought it would be more dramatic she was right this is ridiculous you have nothing on
Me oh we have plenty on you Joanne Linda called me last night and you hung up on me I did but then you left that weird message and I called you back it wasn’t weird it was fine well everyone in my house listened to it and we all thought
It was very weird anyway came over to my house a slightly tacky house how dare you I’ll give me a break and she showed me all the spreadsheets I spent all night auditing every PTA expense over the last 2 years and it looks like someone’s been skimming off the top okay
Sure I might take an occasional bottle of wine or a eyebrow threading gift certificate I mean not that I need it I just wanted to try it but let’s be honest who’s going to plan an event like this you Colleen you Linda you Beth do
You have any idea how many emails I send a week no you don’t because no one reads them no one even clicks on them I will not be questioned by people eating crab cakes that I ordered on napkins ey folded I’m not in the PTA I am the PTA
Did she say that there were CB cakes here all right it’s auction time our first item is a basket of smelly soaps no takers no one it’s over Joanne no no give me the microphone give it give it give it all those in favor of replacing Joanne as PTA president raise your hand
Fine I’ll leave good luck cleaning up all this sand raise your hand if you’re sticking around after to clean up sand yeah that’s what I thought I’m going to miss her 1 2 3 4 he again this is going to be great there’s nothing a Freebird can’t fix
That is what the song Freebird is about Bob what are you doing here hey Teddy we’re bringing Mr Kim a bird as a sorry gift I’m also bringing him a bird what I want to get my discount P well I’m going to give him my bird first not if I beat
You to no no no no no pushing Teddy is that did he already get a new bird looks like it you leave the birds let’s go we got your birds yeah three bird you’re welcome we love your Store For D do fore fore speee thise for speech fore spee spee fore for fore Foree think to for For M you got to wrap it up Teddy we’re closing for the afternoon but we’ll be back in a few hours for the dinner rush I’m ready let’s go why do you have two bottles of wine what it’s a Wine Train oh you guys going on the Wine Train you
Get the wine on the train Lynn you don’t have to bring it ah otherwise it would be just called a train right Lynn you’re sure kids are allowed on this thing it says right here on the brochure kids are allowed it says kids are allowed but not
Welcome like in the health and sexuality section at the bookstore where’s Jean he’s picking out his outfit I’m going to be Box Car Jean Jean why do you look like dexi from dex’s Midnight Runners cuz we’re going on a train well go put a shirt on next thing you’re going to be
Telling me to go put on underwear put on underwear Okay you folks will be seated right here in passenger car 1 with the big grapes and I’m going to take these little raisins back to the end of the vine Bye Mom bye it’s the biggest chocolate fountain on a train in North and South America the world’s biggest is in Guatemala I
Did not know chocolate came from fountains I want to put my head in it and my feet Ethan thank you very much for the guided tour uh looks like we’ll be setting up shop here for the day for your troubles no no no no no no no no oh
Here you go one more for you I’m sorry one more for you if you could put that down kids aren’t allowed anywhere near the buffet or the passenger cars but you are absolutely welcome to the juice Caboose what a dump hey there’s someone there regularized Rudy Louise Jean Tina what
Are you doing here hold on bean bag I’ll be right back I know these guys from school um do you live here my dad has me on the weekends he’s been online dating and he brings his dates here but on the bright side I get to hang out with old
Bean bag here up top bean bag boom yep we see a lot of Rudy okay rules one you can’t leave the juice Caboose for the duration of the trip two don’t bother me and three uh always believe in yourself thanks we can’t leave the juice caboo are you
Kidding me get comfy cuz this room is your life for the next 4 hours look there’s nothing to do open the store I can’t hear you the Train’s too loud honk honk honk honk train don’t make that Noise all right this is going to be great we have a babysitter and a lot of Al alcohol wait don’t do no don’t do it a tasting you’re supposed to swirl it around and shake the glass to open it up or something like this hey open up wine Linda is coming
In um okay well you do that I’m just going to drink a lot of wine that guy must really know what he’s doing why because he’s slurping oh my excuse me hey hi are you some kind of an expert I just overheard you doing that sound oh I’m a wine
Enthusiast although I’m not enthused by this first flight oh he’s hysterical you should come taste with us oh you can give us tips on how to get tipsy sure Lynn no I don’t want to drink with that guy why I do Bobby he’s an expert well I
Was looking forward to a relaxing day off I wasn’t even going to talk to you that much to be honest I just don’t want to drink with that guy hi look who’s here I’m Rick I love Italian wines German cars and Japanese women I’m Linda
I love showers and mornings and B B and turtles and wine I’m Bob well it looks like we are going to be a tasting Trio for the afternoon jumbo it means cheers cheers or as we say cheers come on Bob if we don’t clink it’s not a real jumbo M jumbo jumbo
Jumbo jumbo jumbo jumbo jumo no more jumbo usually I’m by myself but since you guys are here maybe we could take turns sitting on bean bag is that okay with you bean bag Rudy how can you just sit there when there’s a chocolate fountain behind this door being
Unappreciated by a bunch of drunk adults it’s being wasted on the wasted there’s got to be a way out of here there’s a hatch in the ceiling here give me a boost it’s hot bad idea bad idea P me down okay thank you okay nobody panic we’re
Only in here for 2 hours 4 hours 4 hours 4 Hours oh my God you know if you ever want to get serious about wine you really have to lose the mustache it’s true cuz it gets all caught up in there that makes sense not to mention pu be a lot easier if you just shaved it I’d rather not
Rick I’m not shaving it I didn’t bring shaving equipment Bobby quit being a Peno Groucho look I’m perfectly happy enjoying my wine staring out the window with that kid on a going the same speed as us and we’ are friends I call him Ramon hi Ramon what
Hi I can’t hear you what I I can’t hear you I’m in a train okay have a nice bike ride who Ramon just threw a rock at me we’re still friends what kind of God would put a chocolate fountain on a train and not let kids near it yeah learn how to build
A train god well the chocolate fountain is impressive but but the real Supply is all the way up front what do you mean the real Supply there’s way more chocolate up in the kitchen I’ve seen the load boxes and boxes of it in there well then are you guys thinking what I’m
Thinking that I need a bath oh yeah you do no we break out of here and steal the chocolate from the front of the train I do that I’m in great the Bel your kids right again for the first time and Rudy is there okay we’re going to rob this train
We need to take it step by step luckily Rudy has been trapped in this Caboose for the last nine weekend doing some serious Recon I see everything out this window once a skunk got on the train for a little bit and then it got off and I
Was the only one to notice just take us through the logistics train brain okay each of these blocks is a train car this this taking too long I need chocolate Jean quiet sorry it’s okay now this is us here in the juice Caboose I can see us in there just kidding we’re not
Inside okay the only time the door to the Caboose is unlocked is when Ethan makes a juice box deliver every hour on the hour every hour on the hour sounds like a robot wait what if Ethan is a robot Jean Focus guys are embarrassing me in front of Rudy which is hard even
If we get out of here you still have to get all the way up to the kitchen car the chocolate is kept inside the chocolateers refrigerator he’s from Germany the chocolate’s from Switzerland we’re from America yeah now the only time the kitchen is empty is when is a
Passenger’s birthday and the whole staff comes out to sing the chuga chuga choo choo Happy Birthday to You song so we know how to get in but how do we get out I think I know how but it’s a little dangerous like sandwiches with toothpicks in them dangerous even more
Dangerous to not like eating a bomb in between like eating a firecracker yeah okay here’s what we’re going to do W aren’t you kids playing nice hey Ethan over here look at my face and hands while I’m talking I just want you to know it’s my mom’s birthday today um it
Isn’t June 3rd is today okay wait I have some questions for you uh-huh um what does Ethan mean um sounds like how Shakespeare would say eating H so maybe that’s where it comes from yeah I don’t know maybe next question uh if a train leaves New York at 4:00 and another
Train leaves Dallas at 5:00 what time will they meet uh great well I’m kind of busy right now so I’m going to have to let you go have fun of my mom’s birthday bye uh do you want juice no uh maybe uh yeah no yeah H I like this
One you think you do but you don’t what do I think of this wine great question here’s what you think hey Ethan how’s your Rudy how’s bean bag oh they’re great Bean bag’s great Rudy’s such a delight I just dropped off some juice for them can I get a cranberry juice
Uhoh coming right up um who’s Rudy uh he’s my son you have a son Andy you know I might have left a little information off my eiss profile but that was just for readability so you look nothing like your profile picture and you have a son
Uhhuh okay so your face is saying one thing no no I love kids I love kids can you make eye contact with me I am aren’t I no you’re looking at my ch no that’s I’ll just get below here how about now I have a sign are you cool with that I got
To take a nap okay oh there it is here you go we’ve got a birthday people places ready here we go everyone 5 six seven and everybody watch your backs the birthday train is on the Track well hello there put some wine in your glass cuz your life is moving fast so drink your day away Hong Kong what’s happening it’s not my happy birthday Linda oh it is my birthday don’t worry I’m going to get you out of here yay and
Then I’m going to eat you no shush where is she she should be out there by now who’s that I don’t know it’s too early for Ethan to come back uh I’m not decent come back later thank you I must use the kapuna there’s a line for the
Other one make it fast don’t K me make it first just go don’t tell me just go just make some noise sing songs or something look look look at the legs on the glass you see the legs I see he looks like feet Oh Linda you’re such a
Sweet simple person thanks wait what look Rick you’re not the only person with taste we happen to own a restaurant wao it’s not a competition Bob I didn’t say it was sounds like this guy wants to have a wine off what wine off off off there’s going to be a we got
Off oh my goodness it’s going down hey oh sorry sorry too soon too too much just my space I thought the train is crashing sorry trying to save you okay this is scarier than I thought uh no big deal Louise just jump off a moving train come on 1 2
3 wow that train is not moving very fast this window won’t open that’s why we need to get back in there there could pick up the pace you’re not going fast enough I am to going fast enough no job is done until the paperwork is complete stand by where the hell is
Rudy okay oh it’s not that bad you’re making a big deal you’re making come on it’s like my it’s not that bad where the hell have you been pull me off hand me the chocolate and then I’ll pull you up hand you the chocolate yeah and then I’ll
Pull you up how do I know that I hand you the chocolate you’re not going to just leave me out here and take the chocolate I wouldn’t do that that’s what I would do that’s so mean look if you don’t take this chocolate and leave me
Out here then I can’t work with you please give me the chocolate so I can pull you up fine okay Jean you hold on to me got it Tina you hold on to me great and then I’ll hold on to something in the bathroom and pretend it’s a person
Holding on to me like a boy or an 18-year-old boy okay we’re Ready Bang up job everybody we got the chocolate in the Caboose like we planned the only problem is is that we’re not in the Caboose at least we have toilet paper you guys want any thank You well we’re stranded our choc on the train and there’s nothing around here for Miles my boy Dar isn’t picking up anything either oh wait no that’s a deer we’ve got to get back to their chocolate before somebody else does guys we’re going to be okay the train’s coming
Right back here wait what the train goes down goes around Lake Wastewater and comes right back it should be back in 15 minutes or we should just jump on it but when is Ethan going to stop by the juice Caboose with his next delivery let me check my watch and exactly 15 minutes
This is going to be close speak to me you’re hiding from me I’ll find you you have got a lot going on here girl ah there you are a California Central Coast SRA okay Bobby now you taste your wine this one is probably wine I would
Say red or it could be white I’m also realizing that I’m not as good at this as I thought I’d be no you’re not she is a wine right you guys aren’t answering me I’m going to say that’s a good sign I’m going with SH oh I’m sorry Bobby
You’re not good at this poor Bob I can’t see your sad pathetic face right now but I bet it’s crying I’ll tell you what Linda pick any wine it can even be a wine he knows any wine if you can get one wine right just one you win the
Whole competition in fact you could pick a wine he had last night I’ll still know it before he does oh bonus round whoever says what it is first wins what’s the point you can do this Bobby no I can’t look at me Bobby I I can’t yes you can I
Have a blindfold on well you can do the mystery wind all right fine pour it at least I’ll get drunk is that’s it bobie hey look what’s coming around the mountain the train just kidding about the mountain uh but the train is remember that song uh-oh guys she’s
Coming back faster this only happens when the Train’s running behind schedule or this one time when they ran out of Ros and things got weird it’s starting to look kind of like a real train now like fast and dangerous we can just get a cap oh look there’s Ethan he’s headed
Toward the juice caboot we need to jump on now guys come on Bobo do this every day I don’t understand it clip you think my name is clip bro my God I love him I’m clip now call me clip no just to clarify Clip he had to get on that train now we’re running out of try land I have to go back for my bandana it’s made of cotton leave it leave it oh damn it you chose chocolate it’s why your bandana would have wanted I Guess oh no now my overalls are stuck what’s going on with my outfit still something Jean he’s almost here ah we have to hide the chocolate where are we going to hide it I don’t know oh no hey kitties got your juice thanks deep thanks so much buddy
We can always count on you for juice and Juice related things and really just juice but we love juice are you kids okay oh we’re just great thanks last juice of the day great Grand Apple wait a minute something’s up why are you out of breath well my
Trachea constricts due the histamin and my body produces okay okay Ry stop talking why are your shoes muddy because I’m I’m poor oh I’m so poor and why are you in your underwear because I am rich that’s been a burglary somebody stole my chocolate I’m very shocked by
That okay what was rule number two always believe in yourself no don’t bother me steal is bothering nobody steals anything on my shift yeah well we’ve been locked in here all day I don’t buy it I don’t buy it either I think I know who likes chocolate everybody yes right but especially kids
I heard this one say she wants to put your face and her feet in it I stand by that it’s got to be in here somewhere would you be dumb enough to hide it in here I guess you’re dumb enough to think we would hide it in there Ethan yeah you
Gorgeous idiot or maybe you kids hit it in the bathroom W uh maybe give it a minute in there it’s not in there get up Rudy no beans didn’t do anything he doesn’t have a malicious Bean in his bag no no don’t just tou me all right bonus round when it takes
All ready yeah drink I know what it is oh you know from one sip yep so Bob knows it say it okay give you a chance here you take a guess oh he’s given Rick a Chance you don’t know it talk to me Goose get inside me take your shoes off make yourself comfortable the win’s inside of Rick getting comfortable okay it’s a blend yeah it’s definitely a blend I’m getting a few things here it’s very complex take another sip Rick this is getting good oh
I guess guess I was wrong I hope you’re happy it was beautiful well whatever enjoy the rest of your ride I’ll go check the bus boys somebody has the chocolate hey uh I’m sorry you kids had to see that but uh it’s a hard life on
The rails yep yep so true so wise you should teach a class bye I should you guys sure you don’t want any more juice we don’t want any more juice get out of here Ethan okay okay see you next week Rudy we cool yeah yeah we’re cool just go all right doesn’t sound
Like we’re cool we’re cool okay bye everybody open your Mouth hey take out who are you I know we’ve met you’re embarrassing me all right Rick stop stalling fine it’s very viscous it’s uh cab Mero blend okay okay okay Bop do you know what the wine is it is a blend but it’s a blend of spit
Because it’s from the spit bucket what he’s right Bobby wins what you drank spit Rick you drank a lot of it what you poured that from the spit bucket why did you do that because I knew Bob would know what it was why would Bob know that
Because we went to see sideways and after that we went to the wine bar and I bet Bobby wouldn’t drink from the spit bucket and he did that’s disgusting and how you win a wine off wine fight no no no no not the jacket not the turtle NE it’s
Cashmir that’s for lying on your profile I’m sorry like I’m a middle-aged man who’s just trying to get back out there and Mandy I really like you that’s for making me fall for you a they’re in love oh my face we got our very own chocolate
Fountain some of it just went down my underwear I like it this is the best weekend of my life doesn’t even matter that I’m allergic to chocolate Loney what stop eating it then oh cuz I’m allergic to it yeah what happens when you eat it I don’t know I’ve never eaten
It I don’t know It just kidding damn it Ry it’s not that bad I just get a rash on my Back there’s my babies why you covered in chocolate why you covered in wine don’t ask questions yeah ditto ow I feel like I French Kiss the whole train uh yum hey Mom did you have a nice birthday at least I did wait who told you it was my birthday oh look there’s
Ethan he’s yelling something oh hey Ethan we found your chocolate it’s on our faces and in our tummies No I’m Timmy Larsson with Wagstaff School news our top story boys for now has broken up son of a it’s true I’m not kidding I wish I was kidding I am not kidding anyway here’s Joselyn they’re breaking up because Boo Boo is going solo but who cares about boo boo
Because everyone cool likes Griffin or Alan Joselyn how are the fans taking it and I can’t like really think about it stop it jeline don’t you cry or I’m going to cry Louise jeez te boys for now boo boo did you hear I heard pull yourself together we need each other right now
Come here I’m fine let go fine like you’re a mess fine Tina boys for now is your thing I could care less but remember when we went to the concert and you kind of lost your mind listen some freak thing happened to me at that concert but then I slapped Boo Boo’s
Face and I’m cured slap therapy Tina ask your doctor she’s happy and Slappy well I’m glad to hear that thanks but the boys for now fan club I belong to is having an emergency meeting after school it would mean a lot if you went with me
Why would I go with you Tina did you not hear me just now I did it’s just I could really use some sister support today I think she means from you okay Tina I’ll come thanks Louise who wants to join my Tater talk Club we’re meeting right
Now what’s he doing out there maybe he’s wondering the same thing about us Bob yes this is the plan hi can we help you that corner that’s where he got shot shot who got shot somebody got shot yes the grunt got shot right there who’s the grunt how’s the
Grunt Dominic the grunt Grano one of the biggest Bootleggers on this stretch of coast and he was gun down right here in 1931 that’s pretty interesting here have a look at the crime scene photo W oh and it looks like he just got his steak whoever shot him was good at shooting
Someone a lot I’m Dr Donald Wallace and I’m researching a book on this area during prohibition this restaurant is a big find do you want me to try to get you a plaque I’m on the board at the Historical Society I love plaques it’s like jewelry for buildings uh I I don’t
Know if we need a a plaque take the plaque all the best restaurants and benches have plaques oh I love benches Bob take the plaque we’ll be like a bench oh my God this is where we have the meetings it’s Chrissy’s house she’s president of the fan club great great if
You get a emotional on there need a break let me know not going to happen but thanks also this is a shoes off house so do your best act like that’s not weird hello Tina Chrissy she’s go here right here they go whoa depression is in session
Everybody this is my sister Louise she’s sitting in with us tonight welcome Louise I’m Chrissy my favorite boy for now is Griffin Ashley favorite boy Alan Robin favorite boy formerly boooo now abbb anybody but boo boo Carly Griffin Becca Allan I’ll go I’m Chrissy’s dad favorite
Boy depends on my mood usually it’s mad but in Dark Times Like These Griffins really my guys are not your moment honey we’re all hurting everyone’s hurting okay everybody let’s get started first I’d like to say what the fudge right H booo think he is honey no sorry
We were all thinking it yeah official motion to boycott boooo solo album and all future merchandise I second I third the motion passes noted sorry Louise no skin off my butt before we continue I want to show you something as fan club president I received special exclusive
Emails from boys for now and select corporate Partners some pretty deep discounts on merch snap up the t-shirts guys today’s email came with a video boo boo I mean I don’t care hey boo boo boosters I miss your smiles a lot has happened lately I’ve grown as an artist
And also in my body it was time for me to spread my wings and fly away from boys for now Matt you’re like a dad to me cuz you’re so old Griffin Allan you know what you did boo boo wait that’s confusing are you saying boo or Boo Boo
Boo twice God Ashley come on anyway it’s all good cuz I’m dropping my first solo album tall enough to ride your heart I’m tall enough to ride your heart keep your arms and lips inside my car ew the song is bad it’s crap awful pandering crap
She to promote the new album I’m going to be kicking it at some super fun amusement parks he’s coming to wonder Warf boo Bo is coming to wonder Warf huh okay if you help get the word out you and your friends could win a ride with
Me on a grownup roller coaster because I am big enough to ride one I am me and my friends can want to ride with them on a grown-up roller coaster go to my website and turn your boys for now fan club into a Boo Crew and the heart I ride might be
Yours turn your fan club into a Boo Crew we hate boo boo we hate booo we hate booo lots of fun so I’m going to ride a roller coaster with you boo boo you disgusting beautiful garbage Angel happened right here kids right here a gangster got plugged in this corner boom boom boom boom boom M package for Tina oh Tina you got a package oh no an has been saying she’s going to send me all her old bras this must be it you better share come on Tina
Sign the thing the man’s got to their deliveries pretty heavy should I help you carry it up to your room yes I should come on let’s go I got another one here are you going to give it to us I don’t know is it going to be a whole
Long thing like the last one no no we’ll we’ll make it pretty quick oh it’s from the Historical Society they must have sent the plaque jealous I’ll live I want to be like you Mike you want to be a billionaire who delivers mail for fun what just kidding I’m not a billionaire
But I’m rich in mail get ready de you’re going to love this surprise you just joined the Boo Crew I didn’t sign up for that right I signed you up and Boo Boo’s people’s into package with everything I need to get out there and win that roller coaster ride and best all all
Right with you you know chaperon make sure you crazy kids don’t get into trouble but Boo Boo’s the reason boys for now broke up I have a boo boo boo boo on my soul why don’t you do it without me and how would that work exactly this is your world T right but
You’re the one who has a Crush I do not have a crush on boo boo I slapped him out of my system I slapped him out okay but at the concert you were not I don’t even remember that concert and I do not have dreams about it ever sure sure so
You don’t get chills when you hear boo boo saying let me dry your tears because you just pierc to your ears you have tears in your ears girl you have tears in your ears stop the line is are those tears in your ears it’s a question
Whoops ah okay Tina we can play the gotcha game but here’s the truth today you don’t like boo boo but tomorrow you might and you’ll be kicking yourself for not entering this contest what if the fan club finds out we took a motion we did a chance chant are not legally
Binding in our state okay Tina you’re right and you’re my sister I want to do this for you okay we’re doing it for you but yeah great let’s do it Bobby think about it could go right here I don’t know do we really want to be the murder
Restaurant if it comes with a plaque like this sure so official like the White House hey what are you doing Bob putting up a warning sign danger dumb guy inside Zoom good one Jimmy whoa there was a mob hit at this place no fair how did you get something cool hm well bye
Hey I I love mob stuff I I mean the clothes The dames the movies oh I love the movies okay see you later Johnny dangerously Joe Piscopo in his prime now that’s the movie that made me want to be Italian so you going to put this uh
Plaque up or what no we’re not you’re not going to do anything at all with it huh uh no huh good to know good to know wait wait that doesn’t mean you can do something Jimmy bada bing Bob this is still our mob hit I can’t hear you over
Me saying bada bing Bob bada bing Linda stop it it’s fun to say it’s Italian it’s not Italian stop saying Big Boo Boo’s coming to wonder War this Saturday so the crew that gets the most signups for Boo Boo’s email wins the roller coaster ride am I
Missing something can it be that easy our boot crew is just you and me kind of more of a boot too not if we have Jean you had me yet not if we have Jean and that makes three and maybe we’ll Scout around fill out the ranks a little
Bit who’s going to help us right now everyone hates boo boo except us it’s like that boys for now song girl everyone hates you now except us what we need are a couple of cold blooded mercenaries will do anything for the right price now you try it now you try TR this
Stuff is great let’s try to breathe it okay Andy olly I know you guys got a lot going on right now but we need your help yay hello kind sir sign up for Boo Boo’s mailing list are you walking away cuz you want me to follow you we didn’t get
Any emails but Olie found a paperclip and Andy found $100 trade you for that paper clip okay oh no what it’s Chrissy if she finds out about our Bo crew she’ll be Chrissy crazy running to you here does your shirt say bu no it says Boomerang because I like boomerangs
Because I’m from Australia good day mate nice move the clipboard for a second what clipboard this clipboard or your clipboard you don’t have a clipboard Chrissy are you okay look at this hardworking Boo Crew boo boo forever right Jean Tina you joined a Boo Crew what the hell what happened to My
Boomerang shirt this is actionable you’re out of the boys Fel fan club Tina you’re out Chrissy please okay everyone’s getting a little hot we’re all just people wearing t-shirts trying to get through the day I’ve made my decision hand over your membership card and forget the secret handshake forget
It I lost my membership card and I never really knew the handshake that well to began with it keeps changing so I know it how do I Know It Goodbye Tina Tina you with me girl I love that fan club and Chrissy just tossed me aside like one of Griffin sweat towels after he does the maniac dance during the boys from Now cover of maniac which appeared on their covers album we got you covered easy girl
Easy I don’t know if I can do this well quitting is not an option do you hear me can maybe just you know take some Tina time Jean I’ll rubber back let me know how my pressure is you’ve sacrificed a lot Tina and we all have not really yeah mostly
Tina we are so close to winning this thing I can just slap it I mean taste it what’s happening over a pesto oh my God I told you he’d do this so recently some kind of History guy came over and gave me the best news of my life back in
19117 a real life mobster was gunned down in my restaurant you got to be kidding me Jimmy it happened right here folks in this very establishment he’s lying it happened at my restaurant right over there oh yeah then how come I’m the one with the
Plaque he bought a pus on this spot in prohibition times a mobster got whacked while eating this became the basis for the hit film Dick Tracy what that’s ridiculous hold on Bob the guy from the paper wants a picture cheese pizza now I’d like to invite everyone to come in
And Sh hello to my little drink specials Jimmy you can’t just put up a plaque and make it true I have history on my side easy easy Bob it’s okay history’s dumb every everyone knows it it’s like Ben they had done that I can’t believe it we’ve been doing
This for 3 days we haven’t gotten a single email for the mailing list people do not seem to trust us with their personal information here we go two live ones coming excuse me hi do you have a moment to chat about booo where you going sorry we’re getting away bluckers get
Up you’re lost you’re really bad at this Robin what do you want look I shouldn’t be here but things have gotten kind of weird in the club after Chrissy kicked you out she called everyone over to her house and I’m not going to lie Tina some horrible things were said about you and
Boo boo mostly about Boo Boo mostly you right right right and mostly by me but here’s the thing you gave Chrissy the idea to turn the fan club into a Bo crew really but they hate boo boo exactly when Chrissy suggested entering Boo Boo’s contest we were all like what but
Her plan was diabolical she said she wanted to win that roller coaster ride with boo boo eat a bunch of junk food at the warf and and go from buw to spuk crew I like that the last part rhymed but I don’t think I know what it means I
Mean they’re going to throw up on boo boo oh no yep they’re going to get every snack on the warf chili chili boats tacos Taco boats corn dogs don’t say corn dog boats corn dog boats and it’s all going to be on Boo Boo’s face they’re going puc why are you
Telling us this cuz I used to like boo boo and I don’t like throwing up on people I like throwing up on people I mean I don’t love it but I’ll do it boo boo may have broken up the band but at the end of the day boo boo was the band
Exactly I mean you think so and cool perspective and no wonder people are so upset and by the way Chrissy’s got like a million signups what we can’t get anyone to sign up how did she do it her dad signed everyone up at his company without them knowing it was crazy I
Think he might go to jail Chrissy and her dad aren’t the only ones who can play dirty yeah Chrissy’s mom too no I meant us Just look at him out there unbelievable forget him Bob you didn’t want to put up the plaque anyway that’s not the point he’s lying Lynn he’s a total fraud Jimmy’s not going to get away with this Bob what are you going to do I’m going to call that history Professor oh tough
Guy we got a lot of signups I think we might just have a shot at this thing I mean you might Tina I don’t care it’s okay for you to be excited Louise yeah it’s okay for you to be excited right listen every day at around 2:30 my
Armpits get sweaty okay and I used to hate raising my hand in class to answer a question but one day I had to say who cares I have swampy armpits and I’m going to answer all the questions I want I’m swampy and I’m proud Tina where are
You going with this I’m saying just because you think something is embarrassing doesn’t mean you have to be embarrassed by it we all have our swampy pits my swampy pits is is swampy pits maybe your swampy pits is Boo Boo mhm have you tried dad’s deodorant it’s like
Military grade he gets it on the dark web good morning boo boo boosters it’s a beautiful day to love boo boo I hope we win that’s what I was hoping too we’re going to win boo squ is going to be out here in a bit but first let’s find out
Which lucky Boo Crew won the ride a roller coaster with boo boo contest ah the suspense is chy Davis is Crew That’s who won oh no hey yes Chrissy hell yes Chrissy sorry I should have drawn that out more made it suspenseful no all right let’s get the winning boot
Crew up here on stage this can’t be right recount recount so Chrissy you and your crew are seconds away from meeting boo boo how do you feel lovely girl oh my God she’s going to be so full of corn dogs hey look out she’s going to boo boo
Everybody Boo Boo Boo Boo’s big up to ride hey just kissing the line there now let’s get these crazy kids on the roller coaster no no no no you’re not allowed up here you don’t get it they’re going to get their puke is on your hands I me
Going to be on his Facebook thanks again for coming Professor So the plan is we burst in there we get everyone’s attention with the photo and then you tell them where it really happened now I know how Freddy the face must have felt right before taking out the grunt
Where’s the plaque by the way you should have gotten it by now huh I don’t know maybe it got lost in the mail May bet that happens a lot with uh plaques you don’t know the half of it okay here we go all right now not yet it happened
Right there can you believe it that’s what it sounded like see I’m good at sounds now we and he’s all yeah and the blood’s going wow it was like Zoom the best thing has ever happened to me can’t do it I’ve never seen him so happy I I’m calling off the hit what
What I mean look at him he he needs this taking it away from him would be like taking a toy away from a giant stupid baby but he seems like such a jerk he is he’s what we historians would call a douchebag I know here come back to my
Place I I’ll buy a burger you’re my best friend Bob really okay they’re having the ride of their lives up there with boo boo when’s it going to happen when’s it going to happen Robin I don’t know I left before Chrissy worked out the detail it’s got to happen soon the
Ride’s almost over I’m not scared I’m not scared I’m not scared I’m not scared I’m not scared you’re crushing it up there boo boo crush it that was the last turn they’re almost done maybe they couldn’t throw up so they just burped in his face oh my God it was never supposed
To happen on the roller coaster what do you mean a roller coaster is a horrible place to barf on someone the barf would get everywhere it might even miss boo boo who’s Miss Boo Boo is she our teacher all right time for a photo with
Boo Boo on the lucky winner out of my way move it somebody get this girl a barf bag step aside okay come with me it’s cool Meredith come on girls don’t fight there’s plenty of boo for You Boo he deserves this we hate him everybody hates him not
Everybody I I like him I mean I hate him but I like him I I like him a lot and it’s terrible that’s it girl it makes no sense what is he even he’s like a a piece of candy with hair or like a boy mixed with a baby mixed with a girl
Mixed with an actor mixed with an artist mixed with a model move no I’m not done just because he’s embarrassing in like every way I can think of okay that hurts shush just because he’s embarrassing doesn’t mean I’m embarrassed you hear me people I’m saying it loud and proud I
Like Boo Boo yay Louise oh swampy pits is it 230 already stop talking and move Chrissy I get it you thought you’d always have boys for now and boo boo took that away but if you barf on boo boo you barf on yourself too I mean there’s going to be splashback
But also you barf on the part of you that liked boo boo so much Boo Boo’s not real none of this is real but what you felt is real and if you barf on it then you’re going to have barf on it maybe you wife right oh God I can’t hold
It okay can we get a whole bunch of napkins over here you’re doing the right thing Chrissy you know we’ve had our differences but I guess it’s time for me to rejoin the fan club okay great could you show me the secret handshake because oh okay you’re busy so here we are again
Face to face what do you mean again H you might not remember do you remember this oh my God how are you okay let’s get you out of here bye girls bye can’t wait to hear the album I’m proud of you Louise G he’s the worst I miss him so much
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