[Laughter] here it is the 15-minute Morning Show podcast so many lights today I’m hope I’m getting a tan um oh my God there’s moose knuckle here and uh Gandhi’s here Daniel’s eating a clementine Clementine yes and Scotty B is getting ready to talk about uh something weird and there’s scary and
There’s Garrett let’s go here we go so Scotty B wants to lead the show today what do you have coming up um I was wondering if any of you had embarrassing dinner stories because um two nights ago I went out for a birthday dinner for some very close friends of mine we were
Just it was a nice restaurant for me because you know I I like Waffle House and IHOP so it was a it was a fairly nice restaurant and uh I was eating lobster pasta and I was sitting next to the birthday woman and um we were talking whatever and I had just eaten
And all of a sudden I felt a sneeze coming on so my mouth was completely full of food and it was something that I could not avert so I covered my mouth with the cloth napkin like this and I sneezed and lobster sprayed out the side
Of my mouth oh God like both ways no only to the left and it went in her hair and on her face it was like a it was like a cartoon was this a date no no no no no no these are friends of mine if
This was a if this was a date I would never see her again she sprayed Lobster all Dan she got some Lobster Chow it’s like her least favorite things like lobster Charles from a mouth there was minced Lobster in her hair it went in her purse there was Lobster everywhere did it look like a lobster roll yeah ping I was so embarrassed so it was like a lobster salad shot out of
Your mouth into your birthday friend’s hair yes it was a lobster sprinkler just sprayed everywhere and okay Daniel I’m okay I didn’t I guess I didn’t I didn’t cover hard enough with the napkin and it went out the side so it was just it was horribly embarrassing but um luckily
They’re very very good friends of mine and we were all able to laugh at off well they were I wasn’t trying to impress anybody so you know my my story is about Lobster too I was cracking a lobster and I put my fork in there and
It flew across the room and landed in This Woman’s bont hair Duty it was there it was there to it was there when she left the restaurant you didn’t say anything you just watch it happen no I what do you say I mean no one saw it
Happen that I know of and no one said anything and she ended up eating her entire dinner for like an hour and had cocktails and left and she still had Lobster in her hair not as bad as yours Scotty sorry I’m sure she’s still finding chunks in her
Bag move on now for chunks of masticated lobster delicious so in when you have to sneeze can’t you always avert it like if you put your hand I can always stop a sneeze that was a hard one but if you put your hand under your nose you can’t no no cuz it’s
Still you still have to go he sneezes hard you have food wait wait wait you have food in your mouth you you you can’t stop a sneeze with food in your mouth while you’re chewing no that’s that’s odd to I think you can I think if
You just hold your nose or put your finger just try it next time it came on very fast and very hard all I could think to do is put the napkin up and he’s a loud sneezer hard sneezer as it is without anything in his mouth I was
Like it went went everywhere I would be concerned with trying to stifle that sneeze inhaling it and then you’re choking right right yeah or if you if you sneeze too hard and cover it up on the front you have lobster shooting at your ears you know there must be cameras
In that restaurant I should go back there and try to find some you definitely did you say like what first words were I’m sorry or I’m so sorry I’m so sorry and it’s just dripping off her oh my God how was your demeanor after that I
Mean was she forgiving was she no she was she just she laughed like she just laughed it off clean up in the lady room no she just stayed there and just picked it out of her that’s nasty you would have had to buy me new hair Scotty she
Would stink she would smell like the ocean it was all in good fun I guess go home shower everything did you finish the soup it was it was it was lobster pasta yeah of course I finished it it was delicious I was not letting that go are they still your friends whatever was
Left yes yes we’re very very good friends are you sure yes okay she’s definitely telling that story to like everybody this week just be thankful that didn’t happen on the date that’s right CU I would never see her again cuz these are people you’re comfortable with but this is something that would happen
To him on a of course it would absolutely it would po SC oh man I gotta be careful what I eat on dates because it’s not ended well before and we’re back to the poop moving on don’t ever eat creamy don’t ever eat creamy crab on a okay stop can we turn
His mic can we talk about how Scotty actually when you go out to eat with him it’s like you’re eating with a bird he gets up and there are just shards of food it’s like eating with a toddler like the Goldfish you know well no every
Time we go to lunch I feel like we should order a high chair b a booster I made some some suggestions for Scotty B for his dates I’m like you want to keep it to like sushi you want to keep it to things simple things don’t go for the
Italian or the Mexican learned that on on a first or second Daye go go for like some nice quaint things some tapis you know well let’s think about what that looks like being shot out of a mouth and you’re sneezing humus everywhere everything maybe just not eating everything needs to go through the
Sneeze test yeah and if he goes from Mexican he’s going to be in the bathroom no I wouldn’t do that it was suggested last week and I said no I don’t think that’s a good idea don’t do Italian no too heavy Che I don’t think any food would
Be safe maybe you shouldn’t go on a date period at all maybe not go out to dinner I’m saying no no dinner dates so just drinks El just drinks that’s a whole other problem for me yeah well wait let’s not talk about the other day he
Got a little dizzy at lunch little bit oh yeah hey can we talk about like going to dinner in General on a date like why did that become such a tradition and a thing to do why do you have to go and watch this other person eat just like go
Read books together I mean seriously talking no one reads books on a date why is that like the tradition think about it why is it hey let’s go ask to dinner you go out because it’s a it’s a social thing going out the restaurants are just they’re not just for nourishment they’re
For socializing for Scotty somebody that has issues eating and the problems that thereafter why don’t you go on like a hike or you know bike ride God and then she leaves him there because he can’t make it up the hill he has the tandem bike you have the tandem bike rolls an
Ankle well and the problem with him is if he goes on a hike he’ll have to like powder it up oh yes I powder it no matter what oh god oh my god who doesn’t I think the dinner thing though is it’s a good way to get to know somebody in a
Lot of ways you could find out really quickly if the way they eat disgust you because that’s yeah are they going to sneeze Lobster in my hair it’s important to find these things out but I think a lot of people also like not eat the way
That they normally would on a date a first date especially I mean I asked a girl out for a first date for dinner she’s like no how about just drinks so maybe she want to see eat you know and you know if someone asked you out for
Coffee that’s like a ooh I did that she said no no ask out for coffee is just a well you know easy in Easy out yeah you good for coffee I’m learning it’s a yeah that’s just a driveby that’s a nothing Scotty wow sneezing maybe like a museum or something or somewhere like
Mercer Labs where there’s like cool stuff to look at yeah DAV bust that be fun DAV Busters awesome those are these are good ideas why you can sneeze up all sorts of food at DAV Busters he’s not very athletic buers is an ath I could push buttons he could push buttons Scotty’s
On a day and he pulls out glov to eat his wings hold did you just call DAV butter athletic there are games there’s the basketball game there there’s him and SK will not get along that’s athletic for Scotty yeah it is I’m good at ski ball I like to bowl and roller
Skate let’s do that oh roller skating could be good yeah roll skating those are fun things you’re gonna fall down and Chip a tooth the thing with Scotty is he’ll he’ll listen to all of us say all of these things and he’s still gon to ask somebody out to a creamy Italian
Dinner it doesn’t matter he is going to forge forward with whatever the he wants to do he doesn’t care what Scotty does not take advice yeah he’s going to order the torini Alfredo some lasagna wash it down with some ice cream meatballs it’s going to be got thow some
Seafood throw some seafood in there nothing happened that evening well not what I wanted to anyway I just you know if we can go back and just uh remember your friend who you sneezed chewed up Lobster all over yes Judy I’m very sorry very sorry Judy we
Raise our glasses to you cheers Judy Judy all right we got to get out of here have a beautiful day thank you for being you bye bye
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