This week the world’s second worst Kennedy who’s the worst Ted no he’s dead [ __ ] you got me I was like oh yeah Ted Cruz Kennedy wait that’s wrong RFK Jr announced his upcoming campaign fundraiser a night of laughter with RFK Jr and friends which will feature kirb Your Enthusiasm star and
Heartbreaking political wife Cheryl Hines as MC as well as a Cadre of comedians Rob Schneider Tim Dylan Bobby Lee Adam CA justtin name a few joining us now a better funny people the hilarious Rob Hazen and the hysterical Kevin Avery Hi how are you good to see you good to
See you thanks for being here how you doing come on in hello hey how’s it going what good should I be here or should I be over there I feel weird cuz I took I’m far away well I took up a couch here’s the problem here’s the problem with this couch
It’s it’s a confusing size okay do you want to be over here no I absolutely not but cuz then we’re look at let let me just show you what that looks like you no one wants this [ __ ] now look at us yeah now that’s look like trouble right
Right what did we do problem why are we sitting here now no I don’t like this and then wait but then if I came over here it’s simply too close right right right to have a conversation it’s alienating Kevin do you feel alienated no I’ll just go over here what’s up with
You well then I’ll just they can’t see these people but I’m like this is fine but if I’m over here it’s the same [ __ ] problem Kevin and Rob you’re here because you’re both RFK Junior supporters right as we spoke about yes you all know this hey how much money
Would it take for you to have to go and and open at a fundraiser for this [ __ ] zero I don’t no amount of money is worth people seeing that and then going I didn’t know that about him you know that’s the fear like you can’t well like am I per I’m just
Performing or am I like asking him how he got the muscles cuz I do like an hourong interview to find out like you know how he get them forearms yeah how did he get those forearms yeah did y’all see his Super Bowl commercial yeah did and it
Was just like a old school but it didn’t it didn’t say anything no didn’t say a [ __ ] thing yeah it was just like oh we got found footage Ken that sucks yeah no good so isn’t it amazing to imagine there was a time where that’s all you had to do
You just had a bunch of people sing a song where they just said your name over and over again that’s so cool right yeah I mean before that you know Ike he just had buttons so they were like this guy got a camera that’s crazy this guy knows
TV people you need a good slogan a nice little yeah Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy Ken that [ __ ] catch Kenn I mean it’s awesome it’s awes I didn’t really watch the commercial dur during the Super Bowl I didn’t either because tuned out a little bit did you watch did
You watch the did you you guys watch the game yeah 49er fan so I you know you are a big 49ers fan I am a big 49ers fan yeah so so is she yeah the rest of them not so much oh well that must have been tough I I
Understand they didn’t do well I let it go that’s what you have to do you just kind yeah what else could you do hang on it just feels weird you’re in your jersey and you’re just kind of like no one knows what to say or do you’re not really sad you’re just like
Well we’re all wearing this [ __ ] and you just kind of sit you got like a piece of chicken I don’t know I watched Usher I enjoyed Usher Yeah did people enjoy Usher because I saw an article that talked about how he didn’t do well and I’m like
Were we watching the s or was just something like some white guy should read articles anymore you can’t trust these articles I don’t know why I articles best halftime show ever I don’t care what you say you can meet me in the parking lot Prince didn’t skate Michael
Jackson didn’t skate none of them can skate nobody skated got a valid point yeah it was cool it was it was cool I also was um I was just thinking we were talking about it which is at like wow the confidence to take your shirt off on
A stage with 120 million people watching and to pull it off too you know the shirt doesn’t get stuck on top of your head that’s he had a snap shirt but the snap shirt didn’t unsnap the whole beginning of the performance cuz we didn’t know it was a snapshirt till he
Un snapped it we didn’t even know that’s ideal snap shirt yeah Adam Lavine he took his shirt off and people didn’t like that but us sure the minute he took his shirt off he got to it he started dancing like crazy but that’s but that’s the thing that’s
What’s so important about it because when Adam Lavine did it we’re like uh your shirt’s not on [ __ ] this but when Usher did it is like your shirt’s not on good this is right and not even in like a gay way just in like a this is correct
Like shirt was it was right that it was on this was the right time to take it off now it’s good that it’s gone you know your man danced on grass danced on stage danced on Wheels come on man any surface uphill downhill imagine roller skating I not me
It’s too much not this old man I that was the most nerve-wracking and I watched the whole game but Usher on those roller skates was that was the most no Wrecking part I was like please stay up please stay up because you can’t because a [ __ ] could happen to anybody
Remember when Beyonce almost fell yes who remembers that yes we all we we they’re going crazy behind this curtain over here when she almost fell incredible that was but that was like Divine that was God going not Beyonce and just lifting her up no no that was
God and years of squats in the gym so that she could recover from basically lying on her back fully back up Incredible or beon is God and that’s just what we need to come to terms I don’t [ __ ] whatever you believe in we don’t even know what we believe but the
Roller skates we believe in that and yes cuz it could happen to anybody [ __ ] and I think he almost ate it will I am need to learn how to get a bigger base man cuz will I am’s legs wasn’t wide enough he was supposed to go slide under
Will IM all Will I Am got to do is stand like wider than he normally stands we ain’t seen him stand in years like all he got to do is stand wide and then Usher can fit under there but did he didn’t make it all the way through it
Was it was a little rocky but I’m not blaming Usher nobody’s blaming Usher on this stage no he did his thing as you know gentlemen the news was a [ __ ] laugh Riot this week indeed indeed anyway I’m skipping ahead let’s talk about it let’s talk about it um in
Honor of RFK Jun comedy show that we were talking about we’re going to weigh in on whether these moments in this week’s news are actually funny or just deeply [ __ ] in a segment we’re calling a night of laughter and coughing cuz he’s antia no yeah I got you cuz RK Jr is antiv
Vaccination so it’s a night of laughter and coughing I here’s the thing I just need to I’m looking at it on the Monitor and I and I couldn’t and I couldn’t tell I was like well who are those people right yeah and I mean I don’t know you
Could tell I was looking at it for a while like I don’t know who these [ __ ] are but this I don’t know if it’s okay that we made this robs I don’t know how Cat Williams really going to feel about some of the choices that were made
Yeah you really well don’t tell them about it I don’t know now here’s the thing mhm that blue is my color yeah no one here can deny that no and no one and no one would dare yeah uh we’ve talked about the RFK Super Bowl commercial uh next up we have President
Biden confusing Egyptian president uh CCE for the president of Mexico in his press conference about how he is not too old as you know initially the president of Mexico CCE did not want to open up the gate to allow humanitarian material to get in I talked to him I convinced to open the
Gate um do you think this is funny or [ __ ] up well how long did this go without him knowing he never technically corrects it but he does know he’s talking about Egypt I mean if you break it down they both got pyramids in their lineage so it’s really like you
Know you know which pyramids are we talking about like he he going all the way back there with it so you know maybe the Mexicans and the Egyptians are connected sometime we don’t know the F the that’s a beautiful that’s a beautiful way you know because because really we’re thinking he’s making a
Mistake but really he’s thinking of uh uh chiten niten you know and that’s so cool it’s all connected is what you’re saying that’s what he’s thinking yeah next up we have Trump sending out a Valentine’s fundraising email that says this dear Melania I love you even after every
Single indictment or rest in which hunt you never left my side is that I he he got laid that night with that little message I think it’s sweet it’s adorable it’s adorable Hallmark never brings up the indictments yeah there’s no section they just you know skip over that some people
Need that other people need this card there’s plenty of people former Wall Street people that’s like yo I I need that indictment arrest Witch Hunt that’s actually is like it is it does come up in life people need a card that says thank you for standing with me when I
Was on trial it’s does happen right a fair amount and there’s no that’s not in the CVS aisle but the the way I read this at first is I love you even after every single indictment arrest and Witch Hunt and then I and I’m like what the
[ __ ] did she do you know what I mean like it sounds like he’s talking about her and it’s confusing is confusing could that better he could have it’s like it’s almost like he’s not very well educated but I don’t want to Hanging also it’s you never left my side is it is past
Tense right like could she yeah yeah we’re still hanging on to hope uh you never left my side is it’s very R&B I I that see a you know what I’m saying that’s like it’s a little boy to men right there I I see a
Card so this the Green Card you see it’s a picnic like uh but the but the cloth that’s down is blowing away and somebody’s hand is covering a cloth and it says you hold me down then you open it up and it says I love you even after every single indictment arrest Witch
Hunt you never left my side it and then you just sign that bad boy and you good that is beautiful you’re going to be rich you’re going to be rich next up Kevin McCarthy saying this about Congressman Matt Gates I don’t know how close you probably think the
President is to Gates but you should figure that out they’re not actually that close he makes Gates makes it out to be like there I’m sure Gates probably makes a lot out he probably lies about who he sleeps with too Kevin McCarthy coming for Matt Gates his Nemesis wow I love it
He’s so catty it is very um Real Housewives yeah H I miss Kevin McCarthy I’m just kidding I’m just kidding he sucks okay uh next up uh we have Dakota Johnson being quietly Furious about being in a meme at all isn’t any sentence out of context out of
Context uh so one thing that I’m fascinated by is there’s a conspiracy theory that um actors are being tricked into doing these non-marvel Studios comic book movies because they’re in association with Marvel Studios and then they get there and they’re like wait what is this and then
They fire their agents which I think is hilarious and now she’s on this press store for this movie that’s been kind of universally panned and basically that’s her energy 24 hours a day just like I’m here you’re here who gives a [ __ ] she’s like let’s just get through this I don’t
Know what the [ __ ] it is did you I watched one the other uh like a few hours ago actually where they asked her to name all the I don’t here’s the thing I don’t know why they’re asking her these question they asked her to name all of the Spider-Man movies all the Tom
Holland Spider-Man movies why the [ __ ] would she be able to know that yeah the woman in Madame Webb I don’t she’s clearly she doesn’t want to be there she’s in the Spider-Man universe she got to know Spider-Man homecoming far from home I can’t get back home you know she
Even say home she don’t know him she’s just showing up in she’s in the jungle talking about her mom discovering spiders or some [ __ ] far from home far from home is that one of them be home homecoming I think the problem with those Tom Hollow movies is the names do
Not imply a progression that is also my problem with the way they named the Apes movies because it was like dawn of the apes and rise of the apes and it’s like I what which one [ __ ] first is that’s confusing it’s [ __ ] confusing Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Rise of the
Planet of the Apes do you know right now which movie is [ __ ] never know and they were just on and they were just done you never [ __ ] know when you see Franco you at the beginning right yes which one is that and then if you don’t see Franco then you somewhere in the
Middle right I like Woody harelson is that’s the third one yeah you know you’re at you’re at at War with the planet of the AES right and you do know that yeah yeah I think it’s cool that there’s all those movies where at the end of the one with
Charleson hessen he goes how did this happen and then the Studio’s like I’m going to spend a billion dollars to explain very rigorously step by step it’s important that people understand that this could happen that this is not just some crazy thing from the 70s where
They were all doing coke and then ran on the Statue of Liberty no there’s science here we’re going to make it make sense they’re going to learn to talk in a way that makes sense y’all remember the dray uh vest controversy the what the what controversy Dray the activist he
Always wears that vest and then one of the the Apes and Planet the Apes had on the blue vest and then people were like should he be upset should he be honored and then you know should he get the Funko Pop and then it was just like all
This what was the what was he honored or was he M I feel like the planet AES people was like he doesn’t own blue vest we we already had this way before he bought that pagonia vest and then but I think he was like I like it I felt like
Y’all was giving me a salute and so then yeah we never really got closure the bottom of it no it sucks when you don’t have closure I also like that there’s always one bigger wiser older one who’s like ah you crazy kids and it’s like why is that
One why is that shape of monkey of the Apes of the there’s always the big one that’s like now come and sit down and I’ll tell you what’s really going you’ve all been smart for two days yeah why are you wise but you know guys don’t know
Anything they got their own ape wisdom from their ape life right mix with the the human wisdom that they just got like you don’t lose that you know what I’m saying you put it into a baby they just a smart baby but you put it into a old
Ape it’s like yo I did live I did survive I used to be in a zoo no and that’s so important this man is is writing Hallmark cards and bringing down AP wisdom come on it’s goddamn genius and finally Travis Kelsey screaming Viva Las Vegas after winning the Super Bowl Viva Las Vegas
Via Las Vegas Viva via Las Vegas God the confidence to when you’re shaped like that why he his his voice cracked a little bit he didn’t quite hit that third one yeah well I mean I’m sure his vocal coach is furious I’d be embarrassed to date a singer
And then just [ __ ] launch into to Viva Las I would you couldn’t catch me singing like that’s a yeah that is the [ __ ] hubris on [ __ ] but I guess when you’re holding the Super Bowl trophy Co yeah you can sing whatever you want yeah why are you showing me this [ __ ] you
Know I was upset I didn’t know about that because it was what I I’m sorry I’m sorry I didn’t I for I didn’t know until this all happened I feel like I’m still in my jersey as someone who works in TV if you sing a song then you nor they’re
Normally like yo that’s going to cost us $100,000 he should have to pay that he should have to pay to Elvis estate or somebody he got to he got to pay that yeah he’s Rich he got it he’s got to pay Elvis yeah you think Austin B
Austin Butler is like knocking on the door pay to cast to Priscilla he got to pay somebody got to pay somebody you think he did Coke off that Trophy and that’s our second man thank you so much to Robin Kevin robs do Alvin Fronton is out March 2nd and you can
Hear the doua tones of Kevin’s voice on the great North on Fox yeah I don’t know exactly when and we don’t know when but that’s part of the fun
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