He you’re wrong I’m right you’re wrong I’m right wrong I’m right wrong right wrong right I love these serious intellectual debate programs I just called my dentist he said if I come right over he can squeeze me in and take care of this toothache I’m so lucky if you were so lucky you
Wouldn’t have a toothache since my car’s in the shop I’m going to have to walk there if you were so lucky your car wouldn’t be in the shop see you later we’ll be back with more of our serious intellectual debate program after this news break police report yet another
Daring burglary by silent Jack a criminal who has been working on the west side of the city this is the west side of the city silent Jack is said to be extremely dangerous citizens are warned to lock their doors and remain alert OD we have to lock our doors and
Remain alert silent Jack is at large silent Jack is said to be extremely dangerous Now we’re completely secure and I won’t worry one bit about silent Jack breaking in here not one bit but just in Case got to make sure everything’s locked so silent Jack can’t get in or even Santa Claus a don’t worry I’ll open it up for Santa watch Out There Mr Arbuckle now you just eat nothing but mush and clear soups for the next few months and you’ll be fine thanks Doctor What’s this oh Mr Arbuckle must have dropped his Keys oh well he’ll realize he’s missing them and he’ll come right back for them I’m sure Laura Laura where are you Laura Laura The Stranger In The Attic gter is it possible I’m alone in the house alone with the Stranger In The Attic you’re toast Fella I should have known when he rang the doorbell Laura wouldn’t have done that that Laura has a key that was his way of finding out if I was Home OD it’s only a movie by the way you look better from this angle you’re worried about silent Jack oh that’s right there’s nothing to worry about there are thousands of homes what are the chances he’d pick ours to Rob what are we worried about it’s just John but John wouldn’t ring the doorbell John has a Key but you know know who doesn’t have a key silent Jack doesn’t have a key in I forgot my key you’re right that doesn’t sound a bit like John right again it doesn’t look a bit like John not with that bulging cheek and that thing on his head Wait we’re in luck OD he’s going away we’re safe me scared not for a second I’m not afraid of Anything okay apart from the thought of normal moving in with this I’m not afraid of Anything he’s trying to get in the back door H Odie pull yourself together this calls for Heroic action yeah it calls for braver and courage yeah and since you’re the Watchdog around here I nominate you no coward chicken you have all the courage of a
Mouse hey on behalf of myself and all my relatives I resent that remark sque what are you doing here besides eating cheese yeah that’s right a mouse sitting eating cheese what are the odds no I mean what are you doing here when silent Jack the
Burglar is trying to break in ah I don’t worry about those guys they never steal cheese squeak what do I do one word Mouse strap Mouse trap where am I going to get a mouse trap behind the refrigerator that’s where people put mouse traps mouse trap good Idea what a ghastly noise silent jack isn’t very silent what’s so funny I always enjoy it when a human gets caught in one of those I’m afraid it’s not going to be enough to stop Him and I’m Right what’s he up to he’s trying to get in upstairs how do we stop him another mouse trap I Know John stored this up here because it was too powerful to Use Don’t feel sorry for him OD silent Jack is a treacherous dangerous criminal but we got him no we don’t got him he’s coming back for more you can’t stop silent Jack that way what are you going to do I’m going to assemble a team of experts a squadron of fearless and
Skilled operatives will you settle for a puppy and a mouse okay come on men and I call you men even though you’re a puppy and a mouse the enemy is out there if we’re going to stop him from getting in here we need a plan you
Got one I think so okay here’s what we’re going to do roller skating place Garfield check how you doing with the trunk Odie check everything’s in place let him in Roger got carry away In help anybody we did it we caught silent Jack only the most dangerous criminal around out of here be silent silent Jack we’re not letting you out carfield it’s me John Quiet it doesn’t sound anything like John I know John’s voice that sounded nothing like John hello we did a good job protecting the house Odie if silent Jack comes around here he’s in for a big surprise Unless of course he was here while we were all down in the Basement so John decided to drop me off at this all you can eat restaurant he said I’ll be back when you’ve had enough to eat he came back 3 weeks later which was fine because by then it was out of business and they turned the building into a discount shoe
Story Garfield you tell the best stories let’s have another one no I’m not now it’s time for my nap how do you know Garfield you’re not wearing a watch I don’t need a watch it’s always time for a nap we’ll see you later Garfield wait I want another
Story some other time nural Garfield I’m not leaving until you tell me another story what do you think think of that that’s what I think of That hey get off my head who are you and what were you doing hiding down there quick hide she’s coming who’s Coming It’s okay he didn’t see me can I trust you what’s your name nmal cat cutest kitten in the whole wide world can you prove it can’t you tell okay I’ll have to take the chance they call me Agent X I’m a great AAA undercover secret agent wow a secret agent not so loud
That guy how you went by he’s part of a devious International plot to destroy mankind you’ve got to help me hide here he comes again quick there you are o wrong cat sorry come on you’ve got to hide me before he comes back Garfield I have a a grade AAA
Undercover secret agent here can I hide him in your tool shed be my guest thanks [Applause] Garfield they’ll never find you in here this will do but what I really need now is some dinner I have to keep my strength up if I’m going to save all of mankind well I’ll go find you some dinner I’m making one of Garfield’s favorite dinners OD I’ll leave it here
To cool while I bring in the mail John has dinner Ready that’s a new world’s record even for him gone in 15 seconds you’ve already eaten Garfield I Have I missed it guess I ate so fast I didn’t notice hope it was tasty it’s coming from the Shed and then the enemy spies were about to sink Australia who are you and why did you eat my dinner which I thought for a minute I’d eaten but I didn’t don’t bother answering I don’t care who you are or why you did it just get out you can’t throw him out
Garfield he’s a secret agent and he’s trying to prevent the destruction of all mankind I guess we have to save mankind mankind makes pizzas it’s getting dark okay he can stay but just for the Night I better get up I have a full day of eating to get done before dinner time guess I’ll start my morning with a great big bowl full Of Hey where’s my great big bull I have an awful suspicion where my great big bull is so they ran me off the road off the tht cliff wow how did you get away Agent X fortunately I was wearing my fake fur and under it I
Always have on a parachute you are so clever Agent X why are you listening to him because he’s so brave he’s been so many places done so many things I’ve been places I’ve done things really Garfield Where have you been what have you done well I’ve I’ve slept in the living room I’ve
Eaten lasagna I’ve slept in the den I’ve eaten ravioli I’ve slept out back in the hammock I think Agent X is the most fascinating Brave male I’ve ever met did I tell you all about the time I was aboard that runaway train the enemy spies were trained pickpockets and they were all over
Australia hey sque I thought secret agents were supposed to keep things secret and not tell everybody do you mind Garfield I’m trying to hear the story excuse me I didn’t mean to interrupt this meeting of the agent X fan club I didn’t mean to ignore you
Garfield it’s just that agent X is so interesting he’s getting too much attention and worse too much of my food no I haven’t seen him but I’ve got your number here if I see this gray cat I’ll call you thanks very Much that’s him that’s Agent X all right this calls for a little secret aging of my own hey wait up I got shorter legs than [Applause] you He went into this house I’ll bet this is the enemy spy secret headquarters be careful they may have Atomic super weapons or something that person that must be their leader someone dangerous and powerful And any luck not I’m afraid I passed out the photos to every home for a half a mile around no one’s seen them I’m sorry granny I’m afraid there’s no sign of them oh I’m not giving up hope he’ll come back to me I know he
Will we can get you another pet cat I don’t want another cat oh I want my fluffy kins fluffy fluffy that secret agent is a secret fraud he’s just a runaway house pet I’m going to blow his cover and tell his admirers what he really is what if they
Don’t believe you that’s where I may need your help I have an idea now listen here’s where we can do something we can seing from the Moon the Earth is the most beautiful sight I’ve ever seen or I thought it was until I saw your eyes lovely
Arlene do time out stop the music music Agent X is a fake his real name is Fluffy kin he’s a house cat from over on Crescent Avenue uhoh that’s my cover all us secret agents have cover stories I pretend to be an ordinary house cat shame on you
Garfield being jealous like that jealous me no no I’m glad he’s really a secret agent I mean uh I wouldn’t want to be the one to face Mr TIG who’s Mr TIG Mr TIG is the most famous evil spy of them all I’m not worried about Mr TIG my sources tell me
Mr TIG is several continents away from here oh yeah then who’s That don’t worry Agent X you can defeat him yeah like he defeated those undercover ninjas he told us About so at last we meet face to face Agent X no no uh you got it all wrong I’m not Agent X my name is Fluffy kins nice try Agent X but I know it is you you forced me to use uh Superior fighting Skills no no I’m not hent X I’m not come back here you cowardly spy we have to go help him you all stay here I’ll help him G Garfield’s braver than I thought no no I’m not a secret agent my name is fluffing kins okay I’ll make you a deal
Fluff you go back to Granny and I’ll take care of Mr TIG here and I won’t tell your adoring public what a fake you are it’s a deal I’m getting out of the secret agent business it’s not safe tell me about it you’re going to tell everyone what a phony he want was
Oh why spoil it for everyone Mr TIG fled in his top secret Jet and Agent X went after him he yelled to me that it might be years before we ever saw him again oh he’s so brave but you’re pretty brave too Garfield well I did have to help Agent X
Recharge his laser Rays fortunately I had a fresh uh set of batteries in the house then 12 ninjas tried to stop Me I know be Really guys I know oh boy not more Trick-or-treaters there’s something I don’t like about Halloween maybe it’s giving perfectly good candy away to total strangers instead of me eating it trick or tree here’s one for you and one for you and one for You here’s one for me and one for me and one for me ooh peppermint now make sure you don’t eat all the candy carfield leave some for the trick-or-treaters hey the Bowl’s empty the candy is all gone on see I wonder where it all went i’ better go out and buy some
More first dinner then you go out and buy some more oh more trick-or Traders Garfield get the Door or wash your feet sorry all that of candy come back next year Garfield that’s mean open the door and give them something we don’t Need here we don’t need this huh Garfield you can’t give Odie away oh the only candy we have left now is this old Taffy you didn’t eat last Halloween don’t touch any of it hey don’t worry there’s some things in the world even I won’t eat and still Taffy
Is most of them ah this is the night for free goodies all I need is a costume let’s see now hey Odie what do you think I should go as besides an overweight cat the scarier the costume the more treats you get now let’s see where can I dress as
It will be really scary I’m coming to you live from the zoo where visitors are flocking to see what may well be the scariest creature ever found here he’s Catzilla a rare and near descendant of the prehistoric saber-tooth tiger everyone seems very afraid of him which might mean they’ll
Give him lots and lots of [Applause] Candy John won’t mind if I use his paint and the reason he won’t mind is he won’t know where’s that toy walrus John won at the carnival ring toss game last year mind if I borrow these of course you do don’t you’re a toy now I need to capture that Savage cat Z
Look no no good if I’m going to look really mean I’ll have to think of something to make me look really hostile oh I’m sorry kitty cat we have no more pepperoni for your pizza how about some nice raisins no more hostile than that come on guy field let’s do some aerobic
Exercises then we’ll eat nothing but lettuce for a month not quite it’s got to be something to make me truly hostile hi A Garfield yes it’s me nural I’m coming to live with you and I’m going to sleep in your bed that’s it now to the
Treats hey let’s see what’s on the news before we go let’s take one last look at Catzilla we can’t get too close to this Fierce Beast because where’s the fierce Beast where’s Catzilla he’s gone Catzilla has [Applause] escaped we better lock the doors we’re not far from the
Zoo hope they have peanut brittle hope they have peanut brittle this is terrible that Beast is loose oh oh maybe I better warn the trick-or-treaters to get inside oh did you see the news they said Pretty good hey no peanut brittle that’s right Catzilla he’s on fif Street send help at once Catzilla another good haul but no peanut brittle of course I recognized him it was Catzilla right here on my street what is it with the these people don’t they know how popular peanut
Brittle is it was Catzilla I’m sure of it I was just watching the TV news report of how he escaped from the zoo let’s see 23 houses 23 bowls of candy total amount of peanut P zero maybe I’ll have better luck at the next 23 houses there he is right
There we have you surrounded he’s making a break for it after Him he’s hopping the fence get the light on him hey do I tell everybody what you’re up to Hiding Place hiding place Let go no sign of him back here when they catch him they’re going to ship him off to a zoo in Siberia Siberia all they wanted was some peanut brittle I have to get home I’ll be safe almost there almost There We have reports that Catzilla has been cited on the west side he is extremely dangerous and everyone is warned to watch for him Yelp is right it’s Cilla police this is John Arbuckle Catzilla is on my front porch hurry don’t let him get away hey come on I’m registered you can’t do that take your hands off me I’m a registered cat good work we’ll get him back to the zoo right away you guys have it all
Wrong I’m not Catzilla I live in there there there’s Catzilla see there he’s sneaking into our house that was close mhm imagine the terror and the danger of having Catzilla in our Home let me out give me an attorney get me an attorney named Murray I’m not Catzilla he’s in my house about to Chomp the puppy in that guy who cooks my lasagna I got to get out of here it’s open at the top maybe if I climb
Out I can do it I can do it yeah I can’t do it maybe I can pry the bars open I give up I’m not a superhero I’m not a bodybuilder I’m just a flabby out of shaped cat hey I’m a flabby out of shaped cat you whooo anybody I
Shouldn’t be in here hello you shouldn’t be in there you’re not Catzilla you’re a flabby out of shy cat you noticed where’s Catzilla I know where Catzilla is and I’ve got to get home before he goes trick-or-treating with Odie and John as the Treats care for some fruit Odie gee you were hungry I’ll get some more snacks where is that light switch hey how come the light switch is all Furry John Odie cat zilla’s in the house oh you’ve Noticed Maybe we can give him something to eat like John’s car or something wait I know quick OD open up these rappers of Taffy here fella Trick and Treat Having trouble chewing fella well I don’t think you’ll be biting anyone for a while there he is there’s Catzilla be careful with him men bet you’re glad to have him back we sure are oh s it’s feeding time when I’m around it’s always feeding time but cat Zilla is quite an appetite
Each meal he gets 10 steaks 10 cans of salmon a roast beef or two a dozen lasagnas and for dessert and you might think this is odd his favorite thing peanut brittle that’s wonderful peanut brittle what are we waiting for it’s feeding time mind if I uh join you for dinner Smiley A you no OD it’s too late to play ball this dog never learns fine let’s play my favorite game go fetch and sleep outside Shake the house are you you like I ain’t getting up to let you in Odie the zantium repulser is missing H if I don’t find it I’ll never make it before the saturnian rush hour there it is that curious quadruped life form has really saved the day how could I possibly repay you strange Earthling seems like this selfish lasagna devouring orange creature has it pretty Easy it is time to turn the tables and make things Right the de is Done w [Applause] Boy stop it Garfield very funny you almost had me for a moment where is OD anyway where’s that Dreadful stench coming from barf what’s with the doggy breath I better go brush my teeth how did I end up here I must have been sleepwalking ah there you are Odie come
On in breakfast is ready wow you still can’t get my name right after all these years M lasagna yummy all it right there if he’s Garfield then who am I this can’t be Odie and I have swap buddies which means that od’s eating my lasag there you go
Odie yesik no wonder od’s breath is so unpleasant I’m not eating That back off Odie those lasagnas are mine right let’s not panic now let’s just OD are you trying to tell me something yes yes yes John John it’s me Garfield I’m trapped in od’s body do something oh I get it Odie you need some exercise ow what’s the matter
Odie can’t breathe must be a nightmare that’s it wake up Garfield wake up I don’t believe this od’s watching my favorite TV show in my favorite seat in my body come on Odie let’s run another couple of blocks box I’ve had enough sport for a Lifetime it’s me Garfield yeah right and I’m the Queen of England Arlene wait I’m really Garfield and I can prove it last year I accidentally ate all your birthday cake and and remember I I fell asleep in front of the TV on our first date thanks for bringing back such good memories what on Earth are you doing in od’s body
Hey you tell me maybe that’s what you get for always being so mean to Odie you’re right I always treated him like a dog and now I am one a cheer up Garfield just think of all the new things you can do now that you’re a dog like what run
After my tail all day and drink out of the toilet hey Arlene hey OD isn’t it an awesome day you know what early you may have a point hey this is [Applause] Fun buy are you insane these dogs have a death wish on me Cody come back here carfield this is your one and final Mistake leave me uh leave him alone OD what’s your problem you’re protecting Garfield yeah can you think of one nice thing that feline ever did for you one nice thing uh one nice thing would uh no My lucky Bone booty bad job Cat now hush stay where you are [Applause] okay which way did that cat go wait how do we know you’re telling the truth I swear dog’s Honor wow that was hairy come on OD let’s go home Odie Odie where are you you miserable Hy no this could be my lucky day the day I finally get rid of that pesky verman once and for all yeah I’m sending you to Bo Doo help someone call the cops that psycho Postman stole my Body Hy are you in there dog’s claws are so dull hey what do you think you’re Doing another example of cat’s immense superiority over dogs dogs don’t land gracefully on four feet there he Is just hang in there Odie I just risked my life for a laptop where’d that stupid cat go come back here you four-legged F oh boy ay wait this way not good this way come CRA here you orange nuisance not that way Odie this way a no way out this is it
Odie for what it’s worth I’m sorry for being mean to your old friend goodbye OD I better check how my quadraped friend is doing my S rings I guess I shouldn’t have interfered in the first place let’s fix this mess before it gets Ugly my delicate whiskers my wonderful orange fur I’m me again I’m Garfield at least things are back to Normal all things considered the chair is big enough for two isn’t it Odie Whoa could that be the pizza guy already I just ordered hi Garfield Odie tell me you didn’t see what I just saw hia Garfield who’s at the door Garfield move over hi nural come on in nermal’s master is out of town so he’s going to stay with us for 10 days isn’t that right little fellow 10 days you must be kidding come on guys be nice to nural and make him feel at home
Okay boy aren’t the three of us going to have so much Fun Really oh but Who just in time for the ice skating International Championship I can’t possibly miss it oh yeah there I want to see the face of the man who did it I’m bored here we do something fun like play games my leg did you just hear someone screaming Garfield my leg I’m spraying my cute
Delicate leg oh oh Garfield meow me I can’t believe John gave him my favorite seat and the remote that’s just plain unacceptable lasagna lunchtime I’m totally famished no Garfield I don’t think you deserve lasagna after being so mean to nmal here you go little Fella four cheese lasagna with extra parmesan my favorite my favorite lasagna if you need anything or if Garfield and OD are not being nice ring it twice and I’ll come okay as for the two of you I’m responsible for nermal’s well-being so you’d better behave or else you’ll be grounded for
The rest of the week capiche OD Garfield would you be so kind as to bring me a glass of water my throat’s all dried Up H sure normal come on OD it’s just for 10 Days this isn’t even warm how am I supposed to eat my cookies with cold milk ouch you call that a massage you’re Ming my delicate fur with your claws try to be a little more careful Dog can I have my cookie or what here crawl and get it yourself your highness that’s it I’m through taking care of King nural nothing will make me go back in there you hear nothing Odie nothing nothing nothing hey guys I figured you deserved a little treat for taking good care of
Nmal these past few days Garfield Odie where’s my hot milk okay you get the cookies I’ll go get the Milk [Applause] meow you dirty little liar you’ve been faking your injury all along just to get Royal Treatment and what if I did you and Odie were so mean to me besides you can’t prove anything Garfield Odie back off don’t you see it’s all inact he’s faking Garfield Odie kitchen you’re Grounded Meow meow Meow you won’t have to fake anymore when I’m done with you nmal I’ll lose my sanity if I have to listen to one more minute of that lame ice skating music this is what we’re going to Do hey guys so what are you eating in there this totally yummy chocolate chip cookie Cake can I also have a piece of course but Odie and I are grounded remember we can’t leave the kitchen you’ll have to come and get it Yourself no no no no no is that normals bell ringing [Applause] Garfield Odie out of the house Now H give us a remote and get down from the chair nice and easy or what you and Odie wouldn’t dare touch Me fine and don’t say you didn’t ask for It Hey you little fella glad to see your legs working fine now you don’t even have a limp you’re not going to get away with this you hear me germal you’ll need a lot more bandages once Time I really outdid myself with this four cheese lasagna a too bad Liz said you couldn’t use your jaws for another month I have a surprise for you guys Garfield I’ve asked nmal to stay with us a little longer so he can cheer you up a little bit have fun Oo ice skating sweet look at their cute butterfly Costumes Dinner’s just about ready Garfield It’s lasagna wow lasagna I haven’t had any of that since uh about 4:00 come on Pooky supper Time don’t worry if you don’t want yours I’ll eat it one piping hot lasagna I got it I got It you got it boy I thought you couldn’t look any cuter but add marinara sauce melted cheese to anything and it looks better sorry Garfield I got your toy dirty Pooky is not a toy Pooky is a best friend who just happens to be made of mostly claw
Here you got him messy you clean Him he better be as fluffy and adorable as always he’ll be done any minute now L’s done here he is what have you done to him he looks like a porcupine watching a horror movie relax Garfield he just needs to be dried overnight tomorrow morning he’ll be his old self
Again tomorrow morning you’re a big cat Garfield you can sleep without Pooky for one night n he’s right I can do without bookie for one night well I hope he’s okay out There poy Pooky oh that’s right he’s out of the back on the Clos line I’m sure he’s all right what am I worried about he’s [Laughter] [Applause] Fine come on oer let’s bring Pooky in so he can have breakfast with us he’s gone Pookie’s gone Pooky where are you pooky where are you don’t worry Pooky I’ll find You hey Pookie’s not in there m poie is not in There Pookie’s not down There Huh I’m sorry Pooky disappeared Garfield well you ought to when I saw he was missing I ran out and bought you a new little friend I hope you like him not as cute as Pooky I thought you might not like that one so I also got this one looks too much like Normal one more it’s the latest thing the teddy Tron 2000 a fully robotic state-of-the-art digital teddy bear it’s not as cute as Pooky you can make it say whatever you want just by speaking into the this microphone hello Garfield I want to be your friend hello
Garfield I want to be your friend and there are all sorts of other commands on the controller here let’s see what happens when I press walk still not as cute as Pooky let’s see what happens when I press dance Nope maybe this button that says Cuddle hey let me go let me go ouch what are you doing hey one of these commands has got to be UNC Cuddled who stop stop go back to cuddle this one says stop oh wow pooki never did that to me oh boy H you’re back like I didn’t have enough bad News what’s that boy you found Pooky well don’t you stand their slobbering take me to him sh in here that that that Pooky Napper that mut took my best friend a okay one of my best friends and I’m going to get him back you that’s my Pooky you’ve got
There I demand that you return him H I demanded you stay out of my yard Pokey is mine now mine if that mut thinks I’m giving up Pooky without a fight he’s got another thing Coming this is called fishing for Pooky I got a bite not a realer in feels like pooky’s putting on a little weight there you are Pooky [Applause] [Applause] hello I got out of that one okay all right I’m trying something else maybe the old phony Bush Trick how much do you get for gardening work yeah Okay I’m through being Mr Nice cat I know how to get Pooky back I need to find an old Dress huh Oh where is my baby where is my child Pooky I want to find my baby who has him oh there you are Pooky well what are you doing with that mangy dog you should be with that nice Garfield where you belong you’re his mother of course I’m his
Mother don’t you see the family resemblance I can get away with this because as you may have noticed dogs aren’t too bright let me take you back to Garfield little Pooky I’m sorry I didn’t know he was your kid lady I just wanted a friend I
Never had one I’m supposed to be this real tough dog scaring everyone away well that’s the trouble I scare everyone away huh so long poo it was nice having a friend for a little while even if I did have to steal You you heard it too huh yep real sad so I I I think we’re going to have to find him friend H yeah it’s great having you around I never had anybody to talk to before boy I used to not have one friend and now I got three well that worked out
Well can someone be friends with a useless creature that can’t even think hey you and I are Pals aren’t we uhuh come on Pooky let’s go home and see if John has lunch ready and if you don’t want yours I’ll eat It [Applause] Hi OD I’m too busy to play right now I’m making my special double wide triple cheese meat and meteor lasagna for lizza’s birthday can’t have you underfoot just now boy but here’s a nice bone for You okay let’s have it The bone and it better be metor than the one yesterday or else tomorrow see if we can get them to give you more of those doggy biscuit treats I love so Much almost done in other news our rare alignment of cosmic forces will occur tonight Professor harlo crrs explains I know that smell I know that smell and I love that smell J the dog star serus otherwise known as Alpha kis major is in a unique position with regard to the star kopus
And are both in unprecedented alignment with the mo now you say this could have a strange effect on dogs on this planet only the very stupidest ones in fact a dog would have to have almost no IQ points at all to be affected well what have we here
Lasagna take a good look at it folks it won’t be here for much longer oh no you don’t it’s lasagna I have to eat it that’s what I do best that lasagna is for Liz’s birthday party if you so much as touch it I’m not feeding you until her next birthday or
The one after that or or the one after that all right all right I get the message Mr subtley I’m leaving this here to cool overnight don’t just don’t hey I have willpower not to eat this lasagna no I don’t yes I do no I don’t maybe just one Taste all right all right right so there’ll be one lasagna in the world that doesn’t get eaten by me it had to happen eventually oh hi boy did you enjoy that nice bone I gave you well the lasagna can cool Overnight maybe he’ll turn in early amazing I thought for sure Garfield would devour that lasagna but it seems he’s managed to put it complet Ely out of his mind I will not eat that lasagna I will not eat that lasagna I will not eat that lasag why can’t I convince Myself I don’t care how much my stomach growls I am not going to eat that [Applause] Lasagna what’s that Odie did you hear anything in here m- I can’t imagine what made that lasagna for 10 people gone and I think it’s pretty obvious who ate it Garfield what’s the big idea Garfield you ate lasagna for 10 people I did I don’t remember that I meant what I said Garfield I’m
Never going to feed you again good night but I that is I didn’t I maybe I did it’s come to this not walking in my sleep but eating in my sleep sorry ate that Las Onna and I didn’t even know it I bet it was Good oh maybe I was too rough on Garfield saying I was never going to feed him again I’ll tell him he’ll get food again in a year or Two Garfield I was thinking that never is a long time not to eat So gar Garfield how could you do this Garfield how could you do this and don’t tell me you didn’t do This if you didn’t who did maybe the pup don’t try to pin this on poor sweet harmless Odie ODI couldn’t do something like this I’ve had her with you Garfield I hope you brought me some doggy treat biscuits well where are they what no doggy treat biscuits I warned you Run you’re not getting away from me that easy when I get my paws on you he’ll learn your take ERS now I got you trapped Run I was just kidding about the doggy tree biscuits you can have them all in fact you can have mine I never liked Them I hope the TV still works as I have been continuously telling everyone the odd alignment of the stars and the eclipse could turn a dog into a Savage out ofc control monster gee could that have happened to Odi of course it would only happen to a dog who was really and
Truly stupid uh that would be our Odie Barfield I may owe you an apology let’s go find Odie quickly coming down I have a hunch I know where he is [Applause] there you are boy are you okay Odie I think we’d better take you to see that Professor we saw in the
News I called the TV station and got his address he’s on Century Boulevard there’s an all night pizza place on Century Boulevard oh no there’s a policeman signaling to pull me [Applause] Over what’s the rush pal well he’s really going to believe this it’s my dog officer we think he may be turning into a huge crazed monster no honest a professor on TV said it was possible we’re going to see him right now roll down the window and let
Me have a look at this monster of a dog that cute little puppy a monster Garfield did you see what happened nope that’s just your basic Odie well just in case let’s get him to that professor as quickly as possible sorry to wake you up so late
Professor but we were worried is that your dog dog might be turning into a monster because of the pattern of the moon and stars I don’t think that’s possible not with such a harmless little creature also he does appear to be quite stupid we had to come to a professor for
That news flash but what if it is true even if it is true it does not matter the particular alignment of stars that caused the change it is over now and will not occur again until the year 3459 on a Tuesday well then problem solved if it
Ever even was a problem besides I have to deal with the following alignment of the Moons and stars it may cause an eclipse that will affect cats cats cats yes but not to worry if it does happen it will only affect a very small number of cats which cats Professor only the
Ones that consume vast quantities of Italian food hey I think I’ll go see if that all night pizza place is Open Y You The first person person to invent a remote control for vacuums will be adored and venerated by all of cat kind I know it’s early Garfield but Liz’s parents are coming over soon and everything needs to be perfect oh I can’t greet them like this what kind of a first impression would that Make oh an honest One I know Liz’s parents will be watching me like a hawk and analyzing my every move John I think a w was threw up on your Shirt Odie well-bred dogs don’t beg you can’t Odie I just got through mopping that floor I’ll deal with it later now where is that expensive caviar I bought H all right listen to me you two my future with Liz is at stake when her parents get here I expect you both to be on your best behavior and to make sure that happens there’s a little reward in store for you whichever one of you two makes the most
Effort to make a good impression will get a special treat Odie go fetch the grooming brush I’m going to give you two a little makeover before our guests arrive oh no way I’d rather cough up a giant hairball than cheer a brush with that M you flea bag I’ll do my own
Grooming thank you have it your way Garfield but Odie just scored a point in the effort category good boy Odie good boy what a suck up I think I’ll uh fit in a little beauty sleep before the guests arrive My suit Get Your Filthy paws off me down boy I said get down what in the world is going on out here I’ll tell you what that Maniac dog of yours pounced on us you should have him on a leash if he can’t behave Odie bad boy I am so sorry
About that please please come in we’ll get all you cleaned up inside that goes for you too Odie hi John nice shirt minus one for Odie that reward is mine he doesn’t usually jump on guests like that he uh he must have been really excited to meet you speaking of which
You haven’t been properly introduced mom Dad this is John John these are my parents hi I’m Mrs Wilson but you can call me daddy and I’m Mr Wilson um nice to meet you I uh I believe you’re already well acquainted with my dog Odie and that’s scarfield my
Cat my that’s a fat cat Liz dare you really should put that cat on a diet oh it’s a pleasure meeting you too you’ve got a nice place here John but I must say this house needs a woman’s touch I don’t know about the house but John
Certainly does that being said an extra hand in the kitchen wouldn’t hurt so John Liz tells us you’re a cartoonist that’s right I uh personally I’ve always been for solid respectable careers none of that fancy schmancy stuff I’m a tax auditor myself that would have been my second guess after Undertaker bad boy OD he’s usually very well behaved Min is to for Odie reward Come to Papa raising pets is like raising children it requires a great deal of discipline do you plan on having children one day John dad speaking of children I have an in U you to my son yet John your son Liz
Didn’t mention she had a brother John this is pey my pride and joy I raised and nurtured him ever since he was a baby I can trust your pets with him can’t I oh sure no problem because if any harm came to him
I I I just don’t know what I do but it breaks my heart to keep keep him cooped up in a cage so she coops us up instead she spends her Time closing windows and you spend it opening them he’s always saying it’s stuffy isn’t he the smartest cutest
Little thing he’s the son I never had I would have said plump and juicy and he’s going to be the ores I’m going to Have It’s snack time go ahead be my guest try it see what happen it’ll be the most fun I’ve had in ages trust me hey I went through a lot of trouble chasing you so humor me fight struggle beg plead oh please Mr Cat don’t don’t eat me there is that exciting enough for
You H you’re going to have to do better than that carfield I’m warning you Garfield if I catch you with that bird again you can forget the reward and no TV for a month stop I wouldn’t gloat if I were you I may be minus one but you’re minus two
I forget that insipid sack of feathers it’s like trying to get an adrenal and Rush from a slice of plain white Bread animate pre-sliced cold cuts are 100 times more exciting please please please Mr cat eat me come on I know you want to just do it please hey you’re supposed to beg me not to eat you dodo but I must admit you’re slightly more tempting in Sandwich form what’s taking
So long hurry up well if you Insist py oh look we’re all out of our derves why don’t I go into the kitchen and get us some more huh oh I see you’ve made yourself a nice Canary sandwich I’ll give you one last warning Garfield if anything happens to that bird I’ll put you on a diet of bread and water for life I need to get as far away as possible from that psycho bird py pety where are you come to Mama it’s not like him he
Never leaves my side for long don’t worry Mom he couldn’t have gone far yeah it’s not like this house is a mansion maybe he went upstairs we can go have a look if you want oh ah perfect that should keep me out of trouble until the guests Leave missed Me Py Garfield p No P did I do that I thought so uh I’ll be right back stay where you are don’t come any closer listen It’s a cruel cold world out there full of mean hungry cats not pushovers like me I’ll take my chances you have to F for yourself and and and
When you’re sick no one will make chicken soup for you birs don’t eat chicken soup all right okay well what about Betty she’ll be devastated she raised and nurtured you smothered me you mean I’ve been wanting to break free from day one and thanks to you I finally
Did I’m Free as a bird farewell Garfield no no oh no no no no maybe it’s for the best mom how many times have you brought him into the clinic because he banged into a closet window huh he’ll be happier out there I’ll be honest with you Arbuckle I
Didn’t like you the minute I saw you after what your cat just did I know it’s unforgivable it’s it’s it’s a miracle a darn bird was the bane of my existence heck I’ve been trying to get rid of him for ages thanks to that cat of yours
He’s gone for good from now on John you’re part of the family wow I I don’t know what to say Thank you Mr uh Bob Mr Wilson don’t push your Luck m Garfield I might as well get it over with it’s time to face my fate with dignity beg oh merciful merciful John take pity on me oh please Garfield where have you been all afternoon your reward is getting cold my reward taada you earned it Garfield thanks to you I’m on Mr
Wilson’s good side now as it turns out lizz’s father couldn’t stand that Canary and you did him a huge favor by letting him Escape Mr Wilson a man after my own Heart
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