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Before back to the way that it was before I’m not able to put this in my butt well hello hello and hello bful another edition of laugh at CR turn on that goddamn news turn it off turn it off turn it off and keep it off you know

And I know that is not news n WS no it’s plbs that’s right PBS with an L in it just like LGBT plbs you know what that is around here propaganda lies and [ __ ] do you want more of that in your life do you need more [ __ ] in your life as soon as

You wake up in the morning you’re surrounded by [ __ ] right you don’t need more [ __ ] well we’re here to dissect the [ __ ] and keep it the [ __ ] out of your house all right let me do the heavy lifting for you uh I’ll try my damn this all right all right before

We do let’s say hello to the five two people in the chat uh I think everybody must have forgotten it’s Monday night or something around here CU where the [ __ ] are you hey you know what if that’s if that’s one sign of telling me not to do

This show I’m reading you loud and clear but let’s say hello to the two lovely individuals who are here Kelly Ford hello hold down the fort anime Knight who we met in you met in my we met in my live stream I did uh last week and then

We saw you in bacon the other night and Randy is here good to see you buddy of course if Call’s here then Randy must be here because that’s just how that works around here anyway nice to see you and let’s see if anybody else starts trickl

In here soon otherwise it’s going to be a short night I guarantee you I ain’t doing this I a I I ain’t spending an hour just to just for three people to watch as much as I love you uh we need a little more traffic up in this

[ __ ] and let me change the color the color of the frame is the wrong color hello you’d figure I’d catch that there we go all right that’s that’s it that looks that looks about right to me all right well of course it’s election season you know the [ __ ] is

Going to be coming at you from all sides Ru hello uh yeah front right left Center top bottom you’re going be stepping in it you’re going to be sitting in it it’s going to be thrown at your face and the best thing to do is to duck alert with

To duck duck quick duck quick like your life depends on it uh you don’t want you don’t want to watch this [ __ ] do you nobody wants to watch this [ __ ] I’ll tell you what you if you want real proof Absolute Total proof that the news is just giving

Up let’s let’s let’s go back um the news has always been [ __ ] okay the news has always been [ __ ] but the main difference between the the news back then and the news now is they knew how to sell it they sold that [ __ ] to a point where it was almost convincing

They’re like used car sales with Twisted hey nice to see you here I I thought they start coming in uh that’s the difference BEC now they don’t even they’re not even trying to sell the [ __ ] they’re just just barfing it right in your lap is what they’re doing okay they’re not

Convincing at the [ __ ] all give you a couple examples all right I listen growing up in the 70s we had all this Stuffy the stuffy white male anchors you know the people that you can’t you’re not allowed to see on television nowadays but we had them we had wter

Crow guite we had Tom broka we had dad rather by the way Dad rather is turned into a total TDS suffering libard on Twitter uh you know usually when you get that old you know better but and we also had guys locally that I remember named Jess Marlo named Hal Fishman these guys

Scruffy old dudes but they read that [ __ ] and they sold it right well somebody somebody got raped in the park last night that was like oh my God like somebody got raped in the park e Donald Trump’s fault seriously podcast I CU what’s uh what’s going on Dave Carr from Aussie

Let’s see if our other friend Megan from Aussie shows up in here because if she does you know what we have to say strong woman all right I’ll give you some examples uh how they used to sell the [ __ ] back then and how they do

It now okay and one of the many reasons why you do not want to even pay any attention to the news news is 100% [ __ ] and they’re not even hiding it they’re all they’ve all proven to be all completely to the left it’s all W trap W

Trap W trap wet TR the only actual news you might get is about five minutes of the local news all right but which by the way if you have the citizens app you’ve already seen it already a long time ago right you know where every car

Accident is you know where a firet truck went to where every cop was called to you know all that [ __ ] way ahead of where uh whoever the douchebag in the suit behind a desk sometimes they don’t even have a desk sometimes they what’s up with that by the way they don’t even

A big to what’s up sometimes they don’t even have the desk anymore they just stand there in front of the green screens it’s like God damn they they can’t even afford the furniture in these Studios anymore ain’t that some [ __ ] [ __ ] but um yeah again they you had the

Old scruffy white guy in the suit tie behind the desk with papers in front of because they have computer [ __ ] back then um and that and I’ll show you then versus now all right so let’s get rid of lying around see you there Leo nice to see

You and let’s uh let’s turn on the [ __ ] meter here and uh remember here is old Walter codite odd oddly enough CBS which has become uh which is I think called the Communist broadcasting system nowadays but right they they don’t even have a desk anymore know what I’m saying

Hey let’s see the we want to see a whole frontal body shot and by the way sometimes that means you have to see the pregnant female anchor because you know we have to see that hey good she’s knocked up that means somebody else has to do the heavy lifting for the next six

Months terrific but remember this old [ __ ] right you remember these old scruffy guys this is Walter Cod lost brought lost what’s not lost anymore we have it Last Broadcast and I remember this vaguely but you remember guys like this right every every city had local anchors that were kind of modeled after this

This is how this is how the news was to be delivered broadcast as the Anchor Man of the CBS Evening News for me it’s a moment for boy he sure SS happy to [ __ ] to get out of there don’t he which I long he never showed this much emotion

Uh until now but which nevertheless comes with some sadness for almost two decades he smiling like [ __ ] sad as I can’t wait to get the [ __ ] out of here because we know the kabi revolution is coming and I’m I’m out of here just in the nick time after all we’ve been

Meeting like this in the evenings and I’ll miss that but those who have made anything of this dep Archer I’m afraid I’ve made too much this is but a transition a passing of the Baton a great broadcaster and gentleman Doug Edwards preceded me in this job and another Dan Rather will follow Dan

Rather who’s turned again has turned into a complete TDS suffering cuck but he didn’t do that [ __ ] when he was the anchor you weren’t you weren you weren’t allowed to now it’s you have to or else and anyway the person who sits here is but the most conspicuous member of a

Superb team of journalists can you imagine something like this being on now where where he’s too white it’s a white male where he’s probably straight where where right even though the everybody complains about whatever’s odd never actually watches the program it’s always they always get word of mouth right they

Everybody has to be in the outrage group they have to protest the thing whatever that is or they have to support the stupid thing whatever that is I saw some free Palestine graffiti on the freeway in LA Downtown LA today like are you out of here [ __ ]

B free Palestine how about free us from the tax B I’d get behind that [ __ ] cause writers reporters editors producers and none of that will change furthermore I’m not even going away I’ll be back from time to time with special news again he looks happier than pigs and [ __ ] right reports documentaries and

I am finally out this [ __ ] godam what’s up beginning in June every week with our do a little comparison the [ __ ] artist back then who actually sold it versus the [ __ ] artist now like it sour don’t think I don’t have the it sour clip ready to go yes I do

Science program Universe old Anchorman you see don’t fade away they just keep coming back for more and that’s the way it is Friday March 6th 1981 I’ll be I I tell you what I was I was almost 10 years old when this old douche finally retired on assignment and Dan Rather

Will be sitting in here for the next few years good night yeah good night [ __ ] you I got a hooker waiting for me I’m out of here even the [ __ ] the weekend anchors on SNL sold it better that you know that was some douche reading the the most

Unfunny pile of [ __ ] but right now we had our local guys here like that we had some very non uh No Nonsense guys we had a guy on NBC on Channel 4 which is CBC here and we had a guy named Jess Marlo and he was about again he was about a stern-faced

I mean you got some shitty VHS tape [ __ ] quality here but you get the idea this was 1970 this is before I was born but this is how they were and reportedly issued new instructions in an effort to speed up the Paris peace talks the presid the Paris peace talks still

Talking about this kind of [ __ ] D spent much of the day resting after rain and windy weather had forced the cancellation of a fishing trip is it nice to not hear some claim of climate change after [ __ ] news oh God get us back to those days will you

Please thank you the only way the people of Britain knew The Nixons were there helicopters fluttering overhead carrying them from London Airport to Checkers prime minister there’s Joe Biden still look exactly the same East official Country Place 40 mil from London Mr and Mrs Nixon literally dropped in for lunch Nixon remember that

Was a thing so yeah so we also but we also had an even scruffier Bunch on KTLA Channel five here they go by the name of Hal Fishman and Larry McCormick Larry McCormick was a black man oh oh my God diversity back then yeah we had it we

Just have to shove in your [ __ ] face you know what I mean this was there’s H Fishman in the middle and he he lasted until when did he retire like about 15 years ago something like that he was the this guy was the real deal I always

Respect him because he knew how to fly airplanes too he was he was he was actually a private pilot and he was this was back in the non nonsense say look they had they had an ugly [ __ ] desk papers all over the [ __ ] place now you have these goofy

[ __ ] just standing in front of a monitor and [ __ ] no desk no chair no nothing right Marilyn Devon and Larry McCormick mudslides take a heavy toll in Sweden a scientific breakthrough in the use of artificial look they’re telling jokes and [ __ ] while the camera or while the uh intro is being

Red Jeans yeah there’s Lara mccor and the these two have been anchors together for [ __ ] ever again No Nonsense just give me the [ __ ] and make it make it sound real right and three top Awards go to channel 5’s newsat now channel 5 is the worst news in the world new worst TV

Station in the world reward money for the Los Angeles Strangler will total 140 the Los Angeles Strangler I remember we had the Hillside Strangler I think that’s different from what he’s talking about here this was 1978 the Hillside Strangler at bacon you might remember the Hillside Strangler uh

You might have a little too young for it was I think it was in the mid 80s when that was going on his name was Richard Ramirez and he was the Hillside Strangler I Believe ,000 by rigs what’s up tomorrow if all the money proposed is actually approved the County Board of

Supervisors led the way by authoring authorizing $100,000 and the city coun see just testosterone in the voice deep base right deep base of that voice right not not that it cow [ __ ] bull [ __ ] that we got now right again it it didn’t even matter that the news is full of [ __ ]

They sell it they make it sell oh [ __ ] I ought to be concerned about this right goddamn but but you don’t have this anymore we we’re not allowed to have this anymore we’ll we we’ll show you what we’re winding up with I mean it’s sad it’s a sad State of Affairs is expected

To approve another $25,000 tomorrow $115,000 has been and they never let you know their political affiliation is now like they do now like the [ __ ] like all the Lefty [ __ ] that are on TV now they didn’t do that [ __ ] back then neither did the late night comedians did hear

Johnny Carson talk about that [ __ ] or David Letterman or who the [ __ ] or Tom Snider whoever else was on right but now they got to let you know W Trum W Trum W Trum W Trum history buff how you doing did you have a different name in here

Before I I’m so confused cool dog nice to see put of by private sources meanwhile Los Angeles police have been swamped with telephone calls about the series of murders the Strangler t look look at this no computers no nothing just telephones and paper that’s simpler times kiddos simpler times no [ __ ]

Phones no no iPhones none that [ __ ] just [ __ ] bunch of guys sitting around the desk on phones all 247 coffee and paper that’s it that’s how I had to [ __ ] work uh thank you yes you did your name task force now up to 55 men is handling

Hundreds of calls every day there are now between 4 and 500 leads that the task forces look look they hired black people that back then you see that [ __ ] libtards we didn’t need de Dei [ __ ] we just hey if you did the job you did the [ __ ] job good for you

Following one aspect which is taking lots of time is checking history might uh history buff remind us who you used to be because you know us with bad memories me I don’t remember your old namec I know you were here before because I gave you a wrench plates

Numbers of cars seen in areas where the victims disappeared and the series of killings has led to a change in policy on missing persons we will take all reports uh immediately uh we had a a differential between where was so white hey hey there were some black folks mixed in there God

Damn it they never see that though they never see that at all it’s like there’s not enough there’s not enough there needs to be a quota there needs to quota certain ages like if you were over 18 we had to wait 24 hours before an official report was

Taken holy [ __ ] a black dude in 1978 right with that big old fro he didn’t no C cutter in his head I was looking for one didn’t see it uh now all ages oh it’s Z oh hey thanks zra thank you above 11 uh reports will be taken immediately

And then the the special task force handling the investigation of the strangulation murders will be notified immediately and that was effective as of last now we have a a DA named George Gasco oh well somebody he straggled somebody well he was just uh he’s been oppressed his people have been oppressed

We we have a George Soros appointed district attorney here who sounds exactly like Kermit frog he’s a total [ __ ] [ __ ] the task force is also using computers to pull out information on suspects who he said pull out been involved in similar crimes in the past the did you see that old that

Old printer look at do you see that look at this [ __ ] look at that technology right there wow holy [ __ ] look the chair is all busted like a [ __ ] but she got this giant ass printer this little this little [ __ ] cico Vision or whatever the [ __ ] that is oh man I

Love I love old technology from [ __ ] back in the day task force is also using computers to pull out information on computers wow holy [ __ ] black and white screen you can’t can’t do anything on it just just word processing that’s it and you got this mile of [ __ ] paper

Coming out of this [ __ ] thing remember those [ __ ] old computers they all the two reels and [ __ ] that be spinning around spects who’ve been involved in similar crimes in the past the Strangler task force would like to talk the straggler task force sounds like something sounds like something

We’d have now except we we you know we’d have the uh diversity and inclusion task forth okay anyone who saw any of the victims at any time and any place and so in lie of that request and oh no he’s always going to be Zar bro that’s uh I’m

Not good with name changes to perhaps refresh your memory these are the victims Yolanda Oh killing the killing the sisters is he what a [ __ ] dick hole Wasington age 20 found near Griffith Park 18th of October am I going to talk about the chick who got her head smashed in while taking a jog in Athens no everybody else has done that already I mean listen we

Know the news is slamed the other way they’re not going to cover it the way they need to it’s especially since it kills the uh illegals crossing the border narrative that they love so much Judith Anne Miller by the way don’t you love how it’s not computer Graphics they’re

Literally pasting [ __ ] on on cardboard and [ __ ] scrolling by it that’s no computer Graphics none of that [ __ ] man it’s just p cut and paste cut and paste age 15 found lock cren October 31st Lisa Caston age 21 found November 6th in Glendale Jill barkham age 18 they all

Look like [ __ ] they all look like Charlie Manson’s chicks don’t they discovered in Franklin Canyon November 10th what the [ __ ] is that interference uh oh that was underage did he bag them before he strangled them or what was his deal Kathleen Robinson age 17 discovered with Sonia Johnson in allean

Park on the 20th of November Jane King well it looks like was mostly white chicks and and one sister aged 20 found in the Los felis ramp of the Golden State Freeway no the Golden State Freeway yeah this is back in a time we actually pronounced the

Names of the freeways you look at old Johnny Carson bits he did that all the time he he did this bit where get out of your car get off the slos and cut off get out cut off your slos take the Golden State Freeway to the Ventura

Freeway to we actually used to call it the names of the freeways and we stopped doing that I think sometime in the late 80s we just call it the interstate numbers and then we’ve been doing that ever since you know we don’t we don’t say the Golden State Freeway the

Hollywood freeway we say take the 101 to the five to the 60 to the 605 the 710 whatever we don’t give a [ __ ] about the names of the goddamn freeways by the way the 134 which is what I usually take home uh that is called the Barack Obama

Highway nobody in La ever calls it that ever never zero n November 23rd and Lauren Ray it’s not even because it’s Barack Obama by the way the 118 freeway is called the Ronald Reagan freeway nobody calls it that either it’s the 118 we always call it the numbers

We’ll give it the names of freeways don’t [ __ ] matter Wagner age 18 found in the Mount Washington area they all look a lot older than the pictures right things never do change do they just two days ago now if you have any information you can call the Strangler hotline see

They got you they got holy [ __ ] there’s a goddamn serial Strangler running around what the [ __ ] the 134 no it’s not it was never called a Burbank freeway that there was it was called the Ventura freeway even even though the 101 most of it is the Ventura freeway that stretch that goes uh

Between uh Burbank and out to the you know the 210 that was was it was called the Ventura freeway believe it or not but we never call it’s it’s the 134 right 134 by the time you get to the 210 that which is the foothill freeway

Nobody calls it that nobody calls it any the free all the freeway dbes are obsolete nobody cares nobody calls it nobody calls it the freeway dbes so you dub tourists that come out here just call it the the interstate number and don’t call it I5 you we don’t we don’t

Put the i in front of anything either we just go right to the number that’s how we do it here if you put the i in front of it we know you’re a [ __ ] tourists all right so just watch your back the area code is 213 and the number 485

6823 four back then black people got to be light-skinned to get on TV that still kind of applies I think I mean if you start out uh dark skin they wh you up uh just look at Beyonce just look at Michael Jackson right 85 6823 no filter for that lazy ey hey hey

You know guy was old and he did no filter for the two pay either they they’re proud of that [ __ ] they they [ __ ] they put William Shatner to sh shave with two pays these [ __ ] put on okay so you get the idea it was serious these [ __ ] were serious

These [ __ ] had serious it was all serious this was all testosterone driven right serious [ __ ] right if someone if someone calls it the five oh that’s right like if we come up there we call it the five you know they’re from California exactly it’s the exact opposite right people come down

Here and call it the eye something or they call it the Ventura freeway or something like that we know you’re a [ __ ] tourist we go up there and we don’t see the eye you know we’re from California that’s it is a double-edged sword isn’t it

By the way I am guilty of that too by the way i’ I’ve say hey I’m taking the five up to Oregon Strangler has created fear obviously and parts of Los Angeles and Maryland has that part of the story all an areas where well that’s right we

We had broads too usually did the weather but we we had news broads too but look they even they were serious they were all giggly like they are now right like oh my God Trump where where nope no they just they were I’m going to

Do what the men do I’m going to show you we can do it too we most of the victims were found women are no longer seen walking alone and police say there’s been a noticeable decline in hitchhiking as well General Sor what’s up but in spite of all precautions times will

Arise when a woman will have to be alone at night oh God forbid God forbid news watch reporter Stan Chambers found one I’m not alone I have my four cats way for women to protect themselves if they’re alone and accosted by someone Mary Conroy shoot the [ __ ] that usually help who

Stands 5’4 and look at look at all the diversity in 1978 that that nobody forced into it just it was just already there right but the the white Libs is where where where it’s it’s just force everybody to to hire everybody who’s not qualified or anything instead of just

Letting things work themselves out naturally like we did back in the day right weighs 104 lb teaches the fizzed class class in self-defense for women she became an expert in selfdefense after being oh they all get to kick the guy in the balls oh good attacked at

Night Point 12 years ago watch how easy it is to get out walking down the street the grand into the eyes one and knee would you let go good damn there’s some ugly chicks there I don’t think they have anything to worry about Doug if I went into your eyes like that this

Course at Cal State LA has become the model for similar classes throughout the United States he said wrecked he did didn’t he although she borrows a little from karate and Judo she teach Judo is what she calls street fighting looks like they’re attacking a SpongeBob or something what the [ __ ] am I looking

At that’s right some of you kids like what the [ __ ] yeah this is the 70s folks all right this is how we this how we get down I’m surpris I’m surprised they’re not roller skates this looks like a roller rink roller skating was a huge

[ __ ] deal in the late 7s in the Disco days holy [ __ ] [ __ ] let me tell you fire fire if you if you could skate you were getting laid okay she believes she can teach any woman young or old how to protect herself from an asent yeah we didn’t need we didn’t need

Believe all women or [ __ ] like that they just they learn how to defend themselves as what you should do now this is before everybody decided need to be a victim right before you know the victim the vi victim industry started during the Clinton years she says there are many things a

Girl can do to keep out of potentially dangerous situation look all different races here this is this is not a Dei training video this is just all different races just because it’s LA and there’s always been all different races here but now you know now you have white

Guilty liberals oh there’s too many white people we need more we need more Spanish people we need more black people we need more Asian people let me count them all let me make sure you all it’s like somebody from the homeowners association coming up there

Let me count them all let me see if you’re all the up and up there are three elements in my program the first one is learning Dr Bary codroy that’s better than Dr Barbara Ferrer I’ll tell you that to eliminate B Kebab what’s up they could just carry a

Gun well got remember it’s California okay even back then it still California danger before it ever Begins for example lock your doors check the back seat of your car before you get in the second is learn to recognize these hands are rated E for everyone video game hands and avoid

Danger in other words if you’re walking down the street and you think somebody is following you the Hillside Strangler but that was Richard rir right right is that the right is that that’s the right guy I’m thinking of I think simply I should know I was around here during

Those [ __ ] days they change your direction run scream fire and get out of there sunflow that sunflower sunflowers that’s right right sunflowers doesn’t like coming in here sunflowers would rather uh hear we say strong woman all the time during the game shows don’t say oh I’m just a little paranoid he’s

Really that where’s begging at not after me and the third one looks like she’s holding up a big block of cheese or I’m getting hungry [ __ ] I need I need to make some dinner is fight but you only fight when your life or health is in remember when women talk like that

Sounds so innocent danger never fight for money never never fight for money well oh she’d be very disappointed how uh how we turned out fight because somebody pinches your bottom or harasses you the night oh Richard rir was the nightstalker that’s right God I’m getting them mixed up Hillside Striker

Was a different guy nightstalker was Richard Ramirez you’re right only when your life is threatened when fobe cheese that’s better for Mund cheese everything else has failed a woman I’m just I’m just trying to see the titties jiggle that’s all I’m looking for woman must react fast and the Swift action must

Incapacitate hit the eyes the groin the knees and hit the groin yeah yeah you’ll think they know you know they know how to do that right run away a sure thing now watch again you’re being strangled can you go with four fingers into the eyes but why how about uh one of the

Pink and two in the stink won’t you cuz you may miss you can miss that’s right Kenneth alisso beyon that’s right yeah I I got the two of them mixed up imagine me I don’t know my serial killers and I grew up around this [ __ ] I have

Both my hands free so she’s I think that Naggy shrieky voice would make anybody run away but okay do your thing lady rather than going here just turn your head to the side as I go you know good luck at 360p hey hey Ike we used to

Watch scrambled porn on TV okay we we didn’t need no 360p I get his left ear I don’t want his left ear if I go with both hands I’ve got him that voice Jesus Christ yikes are rooy okay well so again the news was more serious the news was

Serious it’s it’s you wanted you wanted your [ __ ] to sound real uh that was you thought you think you saw boob look at that black black chicks all kinds all kinds of diversity here that weren’t forced to be standing together now it’s like yeah you you litia you Laquisha you

Come over here and you uh Karen you teach the class well instead we have [ __ ] like this now this is good da this is one of the giggly morning shows that every city has one of these and they call themselves a news program and this is this is what they this is

What this is what they’re talking about they’re talking about they’re reacting to backlash of Ariana Grande song called yes end yeah and we need three dumb broads to do it apparently right is right and what’s wrong is wrong and in this situation his wife went to visit the set of wicked

Said that Ariana Grande was very friendly now this is this these are artificial diversity hires this is just what you’re going to see at La Ian you’ll see this in LA but really we need we need them to read us the news do we need anybody to read you the news

Anymore we all have phones we can just pick it up and say oh that’s what’s going on okay it national news you really don’t need anymore you really need a recorded news program from New York to to uh talk about W Trump W Trump W Trump but again

This is this is this is 2024’s Morning News okay listen to how life- saving this information is they held their child their newborn not even anything to look at either I mean God damn at least the weather chicks used to be but yeah do you need do you need chicks or

Anybody to read you the [ __ ] weather you want to know the [ __ ] weather go outside there’s the [ __ ] weather baby and then was ending up hanging out with her husband offset in in their free time allegedly again they were both so this is some gossipy [ __ ] chick [ __ ] who who’s this for who’s

Watching this Ian who’s getting ready for work and and and oh man I need to be informed uh let’s see what uh what what what dippy hippie a drippy you have to [ __ ] say both married at the time they both have gotten a divorce at least

You got a little cleavage going on there but you know butter face right and are now open in public with dating each other and so many people in the comments were saying not me agreeing with Candace Owens or wow the day that I’m agreeing with Candace ens because she Candace ens is a

A right-wing black chick and God forbid yeah God forbid some Lefty Lefty oh my God cace ow I actually agree with something she said again we no we never used to do we never had to know what the politics of the anchors were you know until the last 10 years or

So and uh now they they they have no shame admitting how [ __ ] Lefty libard they are she don’t give me this [ __ ] about Fox News being no Fox News nobody watches Fox News all right you watch Fox News no nobody watches [ __ ] Fox News all right Fox News is full of clowns acted

Like they’re on the right really not conserv at the same time let me flip right don’t forget a lot of the clouds that are on CNN now were on Fox News and vice versa at one point they all it doesn’t matter whatever whichever Channel they go to they read a script

It’s written for them doesn’t matter who they are they could they could turn it on off just like that the script a little the woman is always seen as the home wer it takes two to tango barste Bears you just showed your age there bacon holy [ __ ] I agree with you but but

He’s not putting out new music about it she is so now there’s always a debate whether it’s Barett state or beared Stein or Steen right are they Jewish Bears or how do you even know a Jewish bear when you show have a yamaka on its head just just wondering she’s basically

Saying sorry not sorry this natural women’s month oh God is that what it is now what is that natural woman or did you mean National Women’s SP I am a natural woman Meo or deodorant next I’m yes I she’s not ashamed of not AED that’s why they’re

Responding to her he is definitely not in the clear and people drag him on yeah this is life-saving important [ __ ] news right social media too but they’re dragging her specifically because her song doubles what what is her story okay really girlfriend yeah you really need three of

Them there to deliver this [ __ ] this this life altering story right about stupid Ariana Grande’s dumb D [ __ ] song okay continue down on the drama right right so how I mean basically what I agree with you the woman does mostly get it get a lot of the blame but does the

Woman put out a song saying yes an right right do you do right right yeah women all victims yeah we’re victims everybody’s a victim where poor taste I don’t know why she would do that I mean let’s just put yourself in the p in the in the the

Shoes of his ex-wife Lily who the [ __ ] cares Jesus Christ This goes on for another [ __ ] minute and a half oh God the more I look at that face the more I cringe at the news they were high school sweethearts they got married they were together for imagine being

However old she is and then doing a 12-year-old girl story like this 10 years dated for as if 12-year-old girls are watching this six married for four he gets this ariana grande latte uh you know she’s just another one of these pop artificial singers I think from the Disney Universe right that you

Know so she’s lost her soul a long time ago great opportunity to work on Wicked he’s starring alongside Ariana Grande and never would you think that the love of your life the father of your newborn baby right so wait what did did she have a kid or something I don’t care who

Cares that’s why a lot of people a lot of moms a lot of wives say that a lot of mobs a lot of wives people with you know basically no life who give a [ __ ] about [ __ ] like this and Taylor Swift and everything’s stupid yeah basically you’re saying women are dumb that’s what

You’re all saying you three dumb broads sitting there they feel sorry for her sure but it’s also it does go back to him because oh it’s definitely a him I mean had he been it’s definitely him [ __ ] man stupid man screw everything up Good Day LA huh well I’m not having a

Good day at all thanks to you three [ __ ] sentimental about their past perhaps he would Ral duber for having watched this no be forced you Bob would not have been tempted well there I like that say sounds to be like you’re hanging on to their every word that goes

If another woman can take your man then he’s not your man yeah no it’s true I mean if yeah okay so we went from that through in the use of artificial jeans and three top Awards go to channel 5’s newsat that that’s that was definitely a

Long time ago well anyway we uh we went from that to uh oh my God do you believe the meeting of the Ariana Grande song like oh my God you’re all 40 years old and [ __ ] other woman could come in there it’s a horrible situation for to be in

Of course sure yeah bacon this this should have been called this should been called good morning Black Folk uh maybe on the bet there’s a show like that family but that but you think it’s going to be 61 at LAX isn’t that exciting about that too you know

Um she has been known to do this more than just just once oh oh there’s a Twist in this story there is a little bit of a repeat offender to this it is just as bad as it’s a local version of the of the view isn’t it uh minus two two other ding

Bats as people will point out don’t worry I don’t have I don’t have any view Clips lined up we we don’t know what a train wreck that is on social media that Pete Davidson was in a relationship yeah Pete Davidson are you mad of great judgment Pete Davon she she

Made her even more unfunny she wasn’t even a comedian with somebody else Cassie David who’s Larry David’s daughter uh big sea was in a relationship with so they pretty much they’re let you know everybody she banged okay bacon are you on that list somewhere let me know with na Jay what’s

Up Vera and na Vera even wrote in her book that she came to Big Sean’s house and saw got in Florida with her I do like Florida saying what’s right is right and what’s wrong is wrong and in this situation his wife good night black folks says sunflower went to visit the

Set of wicked said that Ariana Grande was very oh wait we already did all that somehow re wounded oops relationship with n Rivera oh they have look at that they have they have Microsoft tablets sorry I had to slum just like the NFL right Microsoft tablets why’ you just

Chalk right and NAA rera even wrote in her book that she came to Big Sean’s house and saw Ari and remember turn off the News That’s Right sunflowers you tell them Grand sitting on the couch turn off this [ __ ] in fact she actually said she saw somebody who named rhymed witharana Shand

Sitting that’s so [ __ ] funny oh my God Microsoft paid for the product placement I don’t know why nobody watching is this pile of [ __ ] here really they really really was it that funny was it really that funny you [ __ ] train seals what what did she what did she say that was so goddamn

Funny whose name did it say on the tele propter laugh you know like Joe B but he reads the laugh part the [ __ ] [ __ ] that he is rhymed witharana Shand sitting on wow I went to college for this they call it a news program they really

Do they call this [ __ ] a [ __ ] news program I kid you not John’s couch so then now when you put this into perspective just to oh she’s getting serious now put this into perspective what does she really mean this Ariana grand day she with the wi vagina the hot dog

Down the hallway this again if you hear about this woman who’s done this more than once are you now looking at her a little bit yeah yeah the [ __ ] yeah Trisha Takanawa everybody oh yeah of course is this a sport is this a game so all she’s done is MH uhhuh MH uhhuh

I’m the serious one here uhhuh uhhuh I’m I’m the mo to your Larry and Curly over here mhm he your knucklehead it was surprising to see how many people were agreeing with that is interesting how many kids is she cranked out do you think like five right still

Has a minivan with baby on board on it at all times well there you go that’s that’s one example of modern news now bacon if anybody who’s listen to my old podcast and you wondering where the it sour drops come from like in the beginning song this is the world

Famous Morning News broadcast from Boston where again the mainstream media is now is pretty much just you know an advertisement Wing right they they try out every new Starbucks drink every new McDonald’s product right they all they talk about you know Disneyland tickets being on sale michig what’s up yeah and

That passes for [ __ ] news well this passed for news and this giv exactly an example of the news anchors that are pretty much every city on every morning no or Nightly News and this is the kind of heavy-hitting [ __ ] that they’re doing and this led to one of my favorite drops

I’ve ever used say getting into the Halloween Spirit The Witches Brew Frappuccino will be sold for a limited time Starbucks says the drink starts with a purple blend of Toad’s breath which tastes like orange cream Frappuccino apparently also has a swirl of bat warts which are really chia seeds

And it’s yeah we’re we’re all 10 years old and we’re we’re being spoken to as such uh for some Starbucks [ __ ] Halloween drink now the punchline is coming up you if you’re wondering where it SWA came from this is where it SWA came from top with swamp you got damn

Right you’re going to watch it again Bob you’re going to [ __ ] like it fog vanilla whipped cream and a dusting of green this is your this is your media this is your your lovely mainstream media this is uh what passes for [ __ ] news and has passed for news

For for a good decade or so now bean powder called lizard scales the scary part it’s about 390 calories there we go there’s our guy every every news team has something like this they have a dyy broad like this and a really a feminite guy like this and uh hilarity will

Ensue what do you think I just happen to have one under the desk oh wait that’s that’s another man sorry I grabbed the wrong thing I don’t know but you know what I got this this is news this is what passes for [ __ ] look at this she’s got that Hillary Clinton face when

The balloons came out of the ceing you know what I got I let’s put it to the test we’ll see what the deal is I don’t know well those chia seeds are yes I’ve played this before because it led to my favorite drop so you’re going to [ __ ]

Like it you’re going to suffer through it and like it some people haven’t seen it I don’t give a [ __ ] if You’ have seen it already I just come right in at you here he goes here you go he’s going to give his honest review and Starbucks

Could be H by the way he got fired uh very soon after this aired so we know who ows the [ __ ] news s there he goes It’s s that’s where that came from right there it’s s It’s s what do you think of that what do you

Think of it it give us your honest opinion by the way you can hear somebody laughing in the background too really really professional [ __ ] production going on here Pia seeds are just come right in at you sour never get tired of that it’s sour it’s

Like they try so hard not to let their Boston accent come through and he couldn’t help himself he he the one time they’re actually going to tell the truth because the tele problem’s not on at this point he Starbucks got to be [ __ ] [ __ ] bricks after this like what the

[ __ ] did he just say it’s sour this is our this we’re trying to make millions off of this [ __ ] drink this we got this little [ __ ] saying it’s sour bu [ __ ] we’re going to talk to the news director about that believe us well those chia seeds are just come right in at you

Sour [ __ ] God damn the horse wants his teeth and his hair back it’s sour that [ __ ] got [ __ ] canned after this ATA sour so if you’re wondering where the S drop came from this is the classic again you do get some classic moments you know Off Script but this is what passes for

News [ __ ] it we’ll do it live oh yeah the [ __ ] uh rich I don’t think I’ve uh seen you in here before hey make sure to hit that like button everybody everybody I’m telling you right now hit that like button hit it hard Make It Clap hit that [ __ ] subscribe subscribe

Subscribe hit that notif ba Bell so you can have more titillating news Clips like this one here seeds are just come right in at you you seen Rich before I don’t remember that name but I don’t remember [ __ ] so what can I say it’s sour it’s sour it’s sour it’s [ __ ]

Sour righty this is what I did a whole podcast on this years ago when this this aired and it became I played it as a drop ever since and it it still holds up just come right in at you rich always around hey appreciate you buddy it’s sour it’s sour it’s sour

That’s your [ __ ] news it’s your mainstream [ __ ] news well don’t forget we also have cable news and remember CNN they used to be uh they CNN used to be you know we had Wolf Blitzer and the Gulf War you know when when um when Turner ran it well Turner sold it a

Long time ago and then we wound up with uh [ __ ] like this here you want to talk about ITA this is the king of itawa uh this guy was such a douchebag they even let him go they also let the uh the uh TDS suffering news director go

And another one took its place and they they haven’t let up but remember remember this Jack hole this this was the this was the face of CNN for a while him at Don Lemon and uh it would pretty much be W Trump W Trump W Trump and and whatever else he

Would talk about with that shiny stupid Baldhead is Brian stelter I am live in New York and this it’s sour it’s sour this is a total it sour he is the king of it sour this is It’s sour and how ironic the [ __ ] show is called

Reliable sources Ian it’s a it’s a lie before he even speaks hey I am Brian stelter I am live in New York and this is still reliable sources I mean get is there any doubt that he likes to stuff meet into his mouth right I mean

Come on it’s sour it’s sour from New York yeah somebody at CNN thought that that this was this nobody should look like that on come on put on a two pay like the boys back in the 70s did I mean at least pretend to have hair all right or we’re

La k hat like I do I’m never but I’m never going to look like this on camera as much as you might want to see that it ain’t going to happen all right here we go Jared Fogle head ass uh Jared Fogle and him probably

Have a lot more in common that they want to admit one of the biggest media stories of the week is right here if if there was ever a advertisement for testosterone or lack thereof uh here’s your guy it’s the end of this show CNN has canceled reliable sources oh yeah he had

To he had to report on the cancellation of his own show oh what a kicking the balls that is that’s awesome man could be could have a more deserving dip [ __ ] look at that he’s got the Chiron of himself up there what this is what cloud World we’re [ __ ] we’ve been in for

The last decade or so oh my God yes the again we we had this is not much different from this I mean Walter kodai came on and said okay this is my last show but he didn’t have a Kiron above him saying this is my last show he just came he just came

Around and said it there was no prop there there’s no nothing broadcast as the Anchor Man of the CBS Evening News for me it’s a moment for which I long of plan the only thing Ro here is he looks this is the happiest he’s ever looked

Cuz he could not wait to get out of this [ __ ] dungeon known as CBS This [ __ ] he’s doing a news story about his own show getting cancelled tell tell me that management hated his guts without [ __ ] telling me longest running program on the network NPR’s David folen flick broke the news on

Thursday some NPR had to tell us that CNN’s Brian stelter lost his job usually they gloat when that happens by the way the competition lost their job good [ __ ] him we buried him in the ratings that’s why I have a lot of thoughts about it but I’m going anybody

Who Smiles that much is something wrong with something’s wrong with it something’s wrong with him never mind the TDS that’s that’s OB that’s given you have to have that to Anchor any of these shows that something something’s wrong with him he’s just just just I mean I don’t know if it’s

Pedophilia or what it is but he’s got a he’s got a diddler Look to Him doesn’t he save those for later this hour Rody was 75 there it wasn’t that war up here it was like 62 maybe at the most as most of you know CNN has a new owner Warner

Brothers Discovery is making big changes across the company and there right his final story Cold Blood right tell again tell me that they were looking to get rid of him they they knew that he was the one dragging the network down with his with his wet Trump

[ __ ] they all did w Trump but he he he wrote books and [ __ ] about it it’s the parent company the the corporate suits and we’ve had enough of this this bald little douche so we’re going to bring in some different douche bags instead there’s going to be more

Change all across the company including here at CNN Cali he was a [ __ ] he was a huge he was the biggest [ __ ] even more than Don L they let him go too by the way he was a huge vagina he was the pussiest of the [ __ ] I don’t even know who the [ __ ]

They got on CNN now nobody watches it and I’m sad that I won’t be here to cover it again we really needed people like this to read us anything we could just look online look at phones oh there it is right there look it the the mainstream media has infiltrated the

Internet news as well so sometimes you have to look outside the box to get the real [ __ ] uh we don’t need a baldheaded little douche who wears lipstick to at pouts like a little kid to tell us [ __ ] anything no we don’t ever never did but since this is our final episode

We’re going to do something a little bit differently today thisen we’re going to suck a [ __ ] right on camera entire hour it’s a special hour and it’s about change change change he’s got to ask for change he doesn’t have a job it’s about change all across the media World change got to

Change change what’s changing what might change and what must never change everybody changed the channel that’s why you got canceled about the accountability function of Journalism the [ __ ] this guy saying the accountability function of Journalism there is none there’s no accountability and there’s certainly no [ __ ] journalism listen to this load of [ __ ]

This is why I’m saying they don’t hide the [ __ ] they’re so out the open and proud of it of the [ __ ] you know the guys the guys back then you know they they were able to sell the [ __ ] a lot and but which a lot effectively nevertheless comes with some sadness for

Almost two decades after all we’ve been meeting like this in the evenings and I’ll miss that okay now we need a a a a reflection of our ourselves you good godam I wonder how much uh powder they have to put on that to dim the light that’s bouncing off his

Head what must never change about the accountability function of Journalism you know I love this show this small but might brought to you by Vagisil definitely by fizer look look at already jumps right to Trump of course where show punched above its weight for so many years even a former president

Commented on the cancellation Brian stelter a fake news CNN got fired because he lied and lied and lied it’s not wrong reliable sources has been a one-of-a-kind show and a popular show this so popular why is it getting cancelled popular shows don’t get cancelled uh shows that lose money

Get cancelled although Disney is uh is uh saying hold my beer when it comes to losing money and not canceling stupid [ __ ] this is one of CNN highest rated weekend shows so I want highest rting weekend show that’s like saying my dog takes a better [ __ ] than your dog to say thank

You to all of you watching around the world I was lucky to be a part of somebody’s laughing in the background too just like they were laughing at the it sour guy somebody just laughed when he said watching all around the world somebody’s the [ __ ] out of here nobody

Believes that [ __ ] again shows so I want to say thank you to all of you watching watchingg around the world I Really they can’t tell the people behind them to shut the [ __ ] up where we’re on the air [ __ ] what we when we do a take and a commercial everybody quiet quiet

Who’s talking quiet quiet somebody’s clearly talking like several people talking behind him it nobody nobody cares I was lucky to be a part of it for nine years but it began 3 n years Jesus Christ what were they thinking years ago right after the Gulf

War so here it’s like you know what we really need a bald head headed little bidget douchebag yeah yeah perfect hey we got to we got to soften all the lights in the studios just for your stupid head what the iconic former CNN CEO Tom John Brian is an insult to the

Mentally [ __ ] I agree said on Facebook when he heard the show was canceled he said about the show’s Origins it was founded by Ted Turner and Le leaders of CNN who felt very deeply that media organizations have a responsibility to report and to evaluate the journalism profession

Itself have you done any of that no that was the idea it was a great idea it is a great idea and I know many of you are just like Johnson you’re going to miss this show I want you’re going to miss you’re going to miss this show I swear you’re G to

You’re going to miss this show please miss the show they might get me back where where nobody missed the show people miss making fun of you that’s the only reason they missed the show what the [ __ ] did you do on the show except W trap W trap

We have 80 million people on the air saying where Trump do what’s what’s losing one bald [ __ ] uh going to do to the journalistic landscape not much I want to say thank you to the thousands and thousands and thousands of emails and tweets that I’ve been receiving this week I’m going to

Share by CNN Bots them with the staff because they are the ones that have made this possible you know the thing about TV is that it’s ephemeral right it’s fleeting it evaporates up into the air and a lot of it is not even meant to be

A lot of it’s not meant to be remembered but this program transcended that oh yeah you got to miss these days masks mask mask mask oh S I need to have a mask on during The Last Broadcast it’s a part of Journalism School curriculum teachers across the country and in other

Countries outside the US teachers use segments from this show God yeah can’t imagine why the kids are all [ __ ] up now I I remember how happy we used to be in the 80s when when they’d roll that old TV in on that tray that [ __ ] that squeaky rolling thing

And the and the VCR oh cool we’re G watch a movie no matter how stupid it is making the kids watch CNN Jesus Christ pull your kid out of that school immediately all the timeing course they have to have masks on there you go uh Cali whole a whole

Class full of face diapers isn’t that awesome classrooms in lessons guiding and teaching the Next Generation oh oh can I take the B down to talk please God remember remember that remember when you saw people in the restaurant pulling the mask down to eat putting it on back on to

Take remember that [ __ ] [ __ ] I don’t I I remember I remember I [ __ ] remember I told I talked about this [ __ ] last week miss last week’s show check that out I talk about all the celebrities that that pimp the [ __ ] vxs and the the masks and then want you

To forget it now but I don’t [ __ ] forget you know found gay boy what’s up that’s a new name I don’t think I’ve seen hey make sure hit that like button hit that sub button come on hit that [ __ ] hard make a clap host Bernard Calin founding executive producer Rick Davis

Said this program was meant to be do you think he’s gay is he gay do do you really think he’s gay yes yes I do a critical lens on the media such a special phrase a critical lens on the media everybody else but me of course and this week thanks to CNN management

We’ve been the gift thanks to CNN management we got the boot yeah jeez is that great thanks CNN management I I have to spend 10 minutes to report on my own fireing that is cold blood cold blooded and and what the five figures say the [ __ ] bald ugly face slap

Unity gift of signing off on our own terms and actually talking about the media industry you know this is a really really unusual day TV networks rarely have a show like this show all about the media they’re padding they’re padding time they got they got they could get a

Replacement host quick enough and networks even more rarely cancel a used to be there’d always be somebody in the works right there somebody somebody just waiting to take your job nobody wants this [ __ ] job anymore because everybody knows it’s useless you’re obsolete all of you are [ __ ]

Obsolete you they couldn’t get rid of you fast enough so but still let it have one more live episode I don’t know if I’ve ever seen this happen before okay look like he’s trying to hold it a fart does he does he take [ __ ] but look at

This evil grid look it’s like Gavino some [ __ ] face I can’t stand it’s like I’m full of [ __ ] I don’t give a [ __ ] I know I’m full as [ __ ] I but I’m hoping you’re stupid enough not to notice it oh no we’re not so here we are together in a super strange situations

Let’s talk about it okay the phenomenal reliable sources producing team has been working around the clock on this special hour ever since Thursday they’re all fired too oh yeah make sure we get the Apple product placement there make sure we know he’s you he’s got an Apple

Laptop just like every other libtard in this industry no one from CNN management has reviewed my script ahead of time your script oh good good God what what are you writing what the what kind of coming of age [ __ ] story you [ __ ] WR it you bald twerp

You have no idea what I want to say and as the control room very well knows I typically go off script anyway so I want to thank a few people and then tell you what’s on my mind not as Barber first I want to thank

My wife uh yes it is criid notice the notice the title of the show Bob it is cring yes you’re right thus it belongs on the show correct correct this is a selfie that she snapped on the very first day look how [ __ ] bald he’s de did you ever have hair you [ __ ]

[ __ ] Jesus Christ and somebody [ __ ] your hair and I’ll fall out what the [ __ ] happened here the fu no testosterone to be found none never was never will be uh this this could be [ __ ] hilarious I’m give me more of this please let let me more more Brian

Stelter moments please uh for the sake of Journalism view my script ahead of time they have no script can you imagine the movie he would [ __ ] write god let’s see why are all these boys in the shower uh never mind just shoot it the way it’s written idea what

I want to say and has a control room very well I’d like to thank the academy by the way the Oscars are coming up this Sunday don’t think I won’t rip on that [ __ ] [ __ ] especially it’s host Jimmy Kimmel for the millionth time it’s like they really want nobody to watch

That [ __ ] they got to get the corporate the corporate Man Jimmy Kimble to host the ABC Oscars again yeah that’ll drive up the ratings get get the most unfunny turd on [ __ ] television to host the Oscars for the fourth fifth time now again just just just put a put a big uh

Title around the street don’t watch this [ __ ] all all know is I typically go off script anyway so I want to thank a few people and then tell you what’s on my mind first I want to thank my wife Bob the the name of the show has always been

Laugh at cringe at turn off the news every [ __ ] week this is cringe thus it belongs you see what I’m saying and you can laugh at it if you like uh this is a selfie that the O the overall messages turn the [ __ ] off she snapped on the very first day the very

First day I was hoping he was going to throw the laptop like a frisbe I know well I’m sure Apple Executives gentle now gentle you’re not bad at us you’re mad at your management they I had the honor of posting the show look look at this look at this [ __ ] look at this

[ __ ] he looks like he has AIDS what the [ __ ] they look like an AIDS patient from the 80s what the [ __ ] you [ __ ] cuq ball head God damn i i b it remindes me haven’t Shot Billiards in about 20 years when I see this oh than God let me hear that again

Let me hear this setup to this I think my wife his wife his [ __ ] wife his wife okay not a male order Pride at all right [ __ ] his wife okay his [ __ ] wife just like Tom Cruz’s wife no one from CNN management has reviewed my script ahead of time yeah I was hoping

He would chuck that thing too was like [ __ ] you Apple I’m sorry I didn’t mean to where they have no idea what I want to say and as a control room very well knows I typically go off script anyway so I want to thank cuz you can’t read a

Few people and then tell you what’s on my mind first I want to thank my wife uh this is a selfie that she snapped on the very okay you know what’s now it’s even funnier because I didn’t even hear his setup this is his wife there he is that’s God

Damn oh he’s so hot huh the [ __ ] it’s like Bill Gates wife is like dude really got all that money really that really what the have age dude look at this look at this [ __ ] [ __ ] strong woman which one though very first day I need a shot very

First day I had the honor of posting this show that was right before we were about to get married um before all the kids before all the craziness but every Sunday I was here with you my home team was working too so thank you Jamie and

And my kids my amazing kids you know sometimes I see I feels like the only time they ever really want to play with me at home is when I’m running out the door to work they’re going to be in a surprise this kid right his kids his kids thank

You to Jeff zooker his kids he has kids or he just swipe them off the street are are you [ __ ] kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me right now so let me review mhm this [ __ ] unic right here this is his wife right his wife that just fell head over Hills

In love with that guy and now he’s he’s putting his family on in front of the TV that nobody’s watching but uh you know they didn’t ask for this buddy so thank you Jamie and and I thank you Jamie for for beating my ass every [ __ ] day like the little

[ __ ] that I am kids my amazing kids you know sometimes I see I feels like the only time they ever really want to play with me at home never where’s our real daddy is when I’m running out the door to work trying to find a resemblance here

Uh that one maybe I don’t know about that one somebody want to call B Povich and check that out for us they’re going to be in a surprise this week right thank you to Jeff Zucker for believing in me for Jeff Zucker the guy that the guy that they fired before you

The guy was so R loaded with TDS uh he was dragging the whole network down and uh you hug in there and then uh the new people said uh you know what yeah I think we’ll kick your ass out too and now but we’re going to force you to fire

Yourself on the air having the back of this organization for so many years for having my back through everything who says this [ __ ] about somebody who just who [ __ ] threw them out on their ass are you kidding me but remember back in the day when they shot

Up the [ __ ] place uh would that would be funny if he did that after he after he whed about gun control he just came in and started firing would that be [ __ ] hilarious yes it would even through the death threats death threats death threats who send him death threats

Nobody nobody watches you bald [ __ ] death threats me where look at trumpers where they want me to die uh you did that on your own sir thank you to Amy and Tellus for calling me that day and asking me to trial for reliable sources thank you to Andrew

Morris for letting me expand the Sunday show into a newsletter and a PO they’re all laughing their asses off it those are still employed there by the way podcast and more what do you think is in this cup you think there’s coffee or what’s what’s going on in there you

Think he’s uh he’s going out drinking and this might sound weird but thank you to CNN’s current boss Chris lick for let Chris lied my rectum I say goodbye thank you to every thanks thanks thanks to the boss that threw out on my ass who the [ __ ] does this it’s your

Last day you say [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you and [ __ ] you and [ __ ] your couch too everyone at CNN business for digital leadership thank you to my digital leadership the [ __ ] is he talking about here’s all the here’s how old is this picture Jesus Christ looks like [ __ ]

Uh looks like [ __ ] like 1976 that [ __ ] Movie Network or something what it’s called hero of an executive producer Jonathan arbach and the producing team that makes this possible Jamie I’m bad as hell I’m not going to take it anymore Diane Eden April I will

Do whatever I can to help you all in the future please don’t don’t help us don’t don’t please please reliv a God don’t [ __ ] help us thank you to the technical staff the control room Geniuses the editors the Florida the control room Geniuses they were Geniuses

They would have turned it off and left the test pattern onor the are people the camera operators the guest creers the makeup artists you they all hate your guts they’re all laughing during the broadcast we hear it loudly and clearly our CNN’s sources of strength strength gu could lift a [ __ ] qtip

Talk about strength need strength some of you know they’re still talking they’re still you know how standup comedians always get upset with a bunch of people in front row talking during a set there’s people clearly talking during this taping how unprofessional is this pile of Stooges

Holy [ __ ] I I’ve been a media junkie for a long time I think junkie uh would have survived media need junkie yeah we know oh he’s he’s going to do the uh the Bill O’Reilly take the earpiece off we do it live [ __ ] it we’ll do it live all right

It we’ll do it live [ __ ] thing sucks now if he had done that if he did a parody of that I might have an ounce of respect for him but no he he he did this here and he showed his wife and his kids you don’t you guys don’t sell the

[ __ ] I I’m telling you you you’re you’re not getting away with the [ __ ] I was the kid who who spent his days uh building this playing with himself watching other kids school website and bruing the school TV show and deep down inside it look at he told

The boss off he took the earpiece out so he got to talk to me anymore cuz he didn’t want to hear them laughing that’s that’s all he heard you stupid bald prick I think I’m still that kid I never you look like a penis in a

Suit never thought I’d actually be on TV uncircumcised penis at that I might have dreamed about it I never thought it would happen I just liked writing about TV I know this is going to sound like BS but I actually yes finally self-aware yes it does it does sound like BS oh boy

Does it thought I didn’t have enough hair to be on TV well clearly they overlooked that uh major flaw didn’t they yeah the the toue department was fired in the 90s I am just that kid who loves television and loves the internet we’re not going to ask what

Kind of Internet are we and grinder thinks that these are incredibly powerful forces in our society and believes that we need to interrogate that power and face it head on and figure out how to make these tools work for us and not against us take a swig

There old Brian take a swig you eared it buddy that’s what it’s all about right that’s what reliable sources have been about oh God who’s that ugly skank G Jesus Christ what the well just walked out there what is this what is this but what is that the

[ __ ] is going on here good Lord Almighty it’s documented and dissected the changing media world for 30 years yeah yeah well not much has changed has it sour thank you I mean we’re living through an era of dizzying change we have supercomputers in our pocket we are all

Members of the media it’s been frying my balls ever since now that’s probably the biggest change that’s happened while this show was on the air and by the way that’s why it’s Looney to say the media is the enemy of the people the media yes they are you are example number one sir

Is the people no good [ __ ] God no no we are not this we are not this no no no no do not do not come compare us to you we’re we’re we’re not this you are a freak people are flawed and opinionated and curious and hopeful and believing in

Accountability and that’s the watch word here accountability never had it never will so this Show’s going away but there’s going to be so many more we need to oh [ __ ] was that an old was that a old Hib up there you [ __ ] Uber Jesus Christ what’s the only difference you got

Fatter that’s it he he he got fatter and shorter otherwise he’s still a bald AIDS patient but there’s going to be so many more we need to have room for media criticism and debate and discussion and we will so much of the media ecosystem

In 2022 is garbage but so much of it is spectacular the hard part sorting out the treasure from the trash it’s pretty easy actually there is no treasure there’s just lots of trash sometimes piles and piles of trash Oh another bra with a mask great these are thorny

Complicated things I know I didn’t never did you say thorny or that’s serious bride stter I guess tell me tell me now oh I have to be serious here excuse me it’s f never had all the answers I didn’t even always have all the questions but it was

The gift of a lifetime to get to confront these issues on International television with the backing of CNN here’s what I do know I know and you were one of the people responsible for bringing CNN down to the basement thank you sir good [ __ ] work it’s not partisan to stand up for

Decency I like how the TV Guide logo flew by right just just as obsolete as he is and democracy and dialogue it’s not part democracy democracy oh God is ug is that Princess Diana looks like after she hit the tunnel to stand up to demagogues it’s required it’s patriotic we must make

Sure we don’t give platforms to those who are lyed to our faces like you just did what the [ __ ] make sure we don’t give a platform to people lying to our faces which is what he’s been doing what he’s doing now what he’s always done the [ __ ] gaslighting is Jesus

Christ imagine the farts you could light with this kind of gas lighting I need to take a shot uh to the end of this [ __ ] and hopefully the end of much more [ __ ] 3 two one cheers oh God damn I would say the balls of this guy but just face it well

How about the balls of this guy here’s another one oh [ __ ] you thought CNN was Looney oh no MSNBC cranks up the libtard dial up to whatever is past the maximum number princess die right uh that was Merl Street well again M Streep looks like a trade hitter in

1942 okay that ugly [ __ ] has to show up in every stupid award show because it’s male Street and she’s so [ __ ] wonderful uh what what is this how what again talk about lowering the standards uh we went again from actual news and actual news anchors to whatever

The [ __ ] this is MSNBC don’t forget used to be about computers and electronic news that’s why Ms Microsoft NBC that’s what it was originally intended to do well they moved well past that and they just decide hey let’s just uh let’s just be 100% libtard 100% of the time

Really happy to have you here no erection again bet she got one though she so super Tuesday of course is tomorrow so if you ever wanted to see a really ugly lesbian on crack here you go uh State of the Union is on Thursday on Friday the leading Republican

Presidential candidate has invited to his home the authoritarian dictator of Hungary the I’m throwing in my little opinions my little political opinions again remember back in the day when they didn’t do that [ __ ] they just read the stupid [ __ ] news nope it can’t they can’t they just let you have to know I’m

A lip [ __ ] and I’m [ __ ] proud of it and you should be too or else you’re engaging in disinformation for a visit g i I can’t people Megan Rapido this she is this is Mega rapo I think I swear to the same [ __ ] person when they when they think they’re

Being clever and they have to smile in your face about Gavin again does the same [ __ ] thing and Brian stelter and all the rest of these creeps right this is what passes for news and they have to make sure they have a backdrop of a city

Back there to know they let you know they’re serious uh it it really is going to be a a big week did you see the movie black pan no um oh there she is Megan strong woman well this is not either one just letting you know when I heard about that movie

In fact when I saw the trailer for that movie I thought this is not my kind of movie I’m not into superhero stuff at all oh are you allowed to see that white lady that might be kind of racist oh uh I’m not into like alternate worlds

And again the balls on this one right magic elements and you know things that give you superhuman power oh the Kraken what about [ __ ] time they’ve been uh Kraken are not going to make the playoffs B I just thought you like to know and flying and stuff like I just

Just not my thing but um I I watched it any how many rails did she [ __ ] put away before going on air I mean list this is this is crackhead speak nobody should have this much [ __ ] energy this is artificial 100% uh you it’s they have her sit down

So you don’t see the you don’t see the erection outline anyway and I absolutely loved it um I watched it one weekend and then I went back the next weekend and I watched it again black panther is fantastic oh yeah she she better cover her tracks there it’s fantastic I loved it because

Even if you don’t like movies like that it’s the and I don’t the first ever superhero movie to re to receive um an Oscar nomination for best picture we know why totally deserved it I say that no by the way nothing up for Oscars ever deserves especially nowadays holy [ __ ]

And again we’ll we’ll we’ll get into that next week because the lovely Jimmy kibble hosted Oscars are coming up this Sunday I know and I know you’ve all got your DVRs set to record that Ed you’re probably asking what the [ __ ] is a DVR that as a not superhero person just a a

Fantastic and landmark film he well let’s wait till they come out with a movie called The Amazing Marvel lesbian okay maybe that’s Wonder Woman wa Wonder Woman was DC I think all that [ __ ] mixed up I don’t give a [ __ ] about superhero movies is the serving Republican lieutenant governor of North

Carolina on that movie on black panther think she stands up to pee yep he says it is quote created by an agnostic Jew and put to film by you think she could not [ __ ] with her [ __ ] uh mic if she’s Jesus Christ no professionalism what it’s just activism no professionalism and who

Actually sits and watches this ugly thing by a satanic Marxist he calls it quote this trash that was only created to pull the shuckles out of your schwartza pockets is the Jew wrong no that’s why all movies are made by the way ladies and gentlemen the Republican lieutenant governor of North Carolina um

Yes let’s shame him because he’s a republican uh and he’s Jewish and in Industry run by Jewish people all of a sudden we don’t like Jewish people because free Palestine or some such Cloud world everybody Cloud [ __ ] world tomorrow on super Tuesday he’s actually going to be

Running in the North Carolina primary to try to become his party’s Nomine for governor of the for governor did you hear that for governor make sure you you you see my body language here to make sure they Hammer the points oh my governor oh my God again they used to

Just read the [ __ ] news right these guys just read the [ __ ] news they didn’t give their opinion of it they just [ __ ] read it which is what you’re supposed to [ __ ] do reward money for the Los Angeles Strangler will total he did he didn’t Wonder L was the Los Angeles I’ll bet

The Los Angeles stri was a republican huh uh no they didn’t do that back then they do now though the great state of North Carolina um here he always blinking always smirking we’re supposed to take this piece of [ __ ] seriously he had no problem finding the twoa apartment uh

Why could Brian stelter find one is calling survivors of school gun massacres quote media prosti as in prostitutes but prostit tots he calls them spoiled little bastards who need Keith alberman has done all the same [ __ ] but he’s a libtard so it’s okay just shut up again

This is for kids who lived through a school shooting 17 of their classmates they need to shut up uh he calls Public School teachers quote Wicked people is not wrong and not for nothing he says this about the Holocaust he says quote Hitler disarming millions of Jews and then

Marching them off to concentration camps is a bunch of hogwash he is the fake outrage in three two Republican party’s leading candidate to be their I’m an elitist good God you imagine having to stare at that for more than 10 seconds yikes just [ __ ] made me go blind for governor of

The state of North Carolina he will be on the ballot tomorrow in that state he’s already lieutenant governor in North Carolina so do you live in North Carolina I I never understood this who gives a [ __ ] I only live in one state and i’ I’ve traveled around and what by

The way when I travel I don’t give a two rats asses who the [ __ ] Governor is I don’t live there has no effect on my life whatsoever but they always [ __ ] about you know all the southern states all the Republican states Alabama North [Laughter] Carolina blue no matter who blue no

Matter who again supposed to be a news anchor news news on Friday in Florida Florida R where where they banned all the gay books from the [ __ ] schools where where I have two of them shoved up my ass right now Republicans in that state legislature um passed yet another new

Law to restrict any teaching about racism in the United United States um yeah you love teaching about racism you love dreaming up racism where there isn’t any you white man you this happened just this past Friday just a couple days ago on Friday in Florida and in the debate over this new Florida

Bill again do you live in [ __ ] Florida no then what the [ __ ] is a big deal you’re from New York your old your your State’s burning in hell right now and I I couldn’t be happier about it one Republican Florida state representative said that off Brad

Golf that’s our F dou A Aaron what’s up buddy nice to see you back in here that while this bill overall will restrict her white privileg is showing did you misgender it uh I think it’s a he he I think it’s a he him they zimer or something teaching about racism

And things like slavery in Florida he said that yeah how about teaching math and reading uh how about starting with that uh not the not the liberal obsession with race relations there is and how they want to destroy them one specific thing that he wanted to make

Sure is included in public education in Florida from here on out he said while he supports this bill this this is news this news again it went it went from hellish with a bar toed voice talking about the Hillside Strangler 140 and not ever once Bing his political affiliation or any [ __ ] like

That $1,000 by tomorrow if all the money proposed is actually approved no shiny Baldhead he put a SLA the two pay OD there and proud to do it and then we go to where where Republicans where Florida after the St Santa says black people benefited from slavery by learning

Skills like being a blacksmith I’m sure that was taken being a black oh that’s too [ __ ] funny of a headline by the way Republican Governor tried to claim during his oh from The Washington Post yeah not biased at all you know you gota you got to see where they get their [ __ ] clips

From oh God so all she do where Republicans where Trump where Republicans where Trump where Republicans where Trump W Republicans W Trump oh there’s some W Trump here comes a w Trump look at that look dud this this this is a news anchor what is this where did this come from how long

Of a neck do you [ __ ] have you giraffe Jesus Christ do you have a bucket of hay off camera above your head there just asking well he keeps going with it Putin you know has so little where Trump where where where where that’s that’s whole that’s the whole show that’s

It now this [ __ ] jack off remember this [ __ ] Keith olberman let me tell you something about Keith alberman speaking of Channel 5 he was on channel 5 with these guys in the 80s he was the newscaster after Stu Dean left St Dean if you remember the movie uh Fast Times at

Richmond High and spol had that dream sequence where he won a surfing competition and St dead was the anchor that interviewed him he was the news cat or the sports anchor on KTLA Al 5 with these guys and then after him it was Keith alberman Keith Alid this [ __ ] derelict right

Here who who’s W Trump W Trump W Trump 100% time he used to be on MSNBC and uh and now he’s explaining here in 2011 why he left cable news he got no [ __ ] ratings cuz he was a a raving lunatic was just too much for me

But your support and loyalty and if I may use the word insistence ultimately required that I keep going this may be the only television program wherein The Host was much more in awe of the audience than vice versa again uh back in the day they used to

Just fire your ass you didn’t have a final show now they have to fire themselves on the air well that uh that guy turned into that guy W he’s on Twitter W Trump W Trump W Trump he’s got a podcast W Trump that’s look what you know look what he looks

Like he looks like he looks like our our friend Steven coar when he when he goes W Trump right right look at that when look look at that look at these unhinged [ __ ] dick faces right [ __ ] yeah these are late night comedian where Trump news Acer where Trump remember remember this [ __ ]

[ __ ] and I would like to point out that in all seven of his cases no one no one doubts that he did these things huh why do they all look like that why do they all look like that huh same guy right same [ __ ] guy same material same [ __ ]

Guy they all turned into their mothers don’t they Howard Stern I’m looking at you and for more on this we’re joined by Howard Curts he’s the Washington bureau chief for The Daily Beast and host of CNN’s reliable sources and how I know you’ve been working on this so he was

The host before Brian stelter yeah I don’t know if that’s a step up or a step down it’s a it’s a story about why why really there such a slow news day they have to they all have to get out and say why Keith Oberman left cable who [ __ ]

Cares oh my God what a bunch of [ __ ] clown ass [ __ ] well there you go more examples of why you should turn off the news dead and should have kept it off a long time ago but did it evolve no it regressed downhill so let’s uh let’s do

What we always like to do around here around the end of the show and laugh at some weirdos okay via lives of Tik Tock okay and there ain’t no short of those is there turn go what’s up apparently Doritos has a new C p and Spade and they need some transgenders to

Sell tortilla chips is this going to catch on let’s find Out yeah I wasn’t completely sold on Doritos until a couple of tranes uh spoke Spanish and said yeah yeah this [ __ ] good what’s next we’re going to talk about how Tucker Carlson every intern left their networks pretty much have done that yeah pretty much well it’s nice to see that the weirdos

Have expanded across the globe now it’s that just us that’s that [ __ ] great dude colored his hair with dir Doritos yeah I think it was the uh the uh which which flavor do you suppose it was the Cool Ranch oh boy well yeah keep destroying Brads with this horeshit uh keep keep it

Up guys wonderful job God damn they just can’t help themselves can they this guy holds a diversity Saturday event to celebrate lgbtq Pride he’s bribing kids to Kai by offering them free toys God they don’t even hide it this is how desperate they are to sexualize your

Kids huh well here’s Brian stelter’s dad apparently uh okay uh here we go not a creeper at all right Rocka blast what’s up also we got a special for since is our first uh diversity Saturday we put aside 25 of our um the uh the sounds don’t seem to match

The lips am I watching old Godzilla movie or what the [ __ ] going on here uh Bluetooth teddy bears they’re speakers they’re very loud they’re very cute and there are 25 of them were giv away free to I don’t want to hear this old guy saying it’s very anything is

Very cute all right uh arrest him immediately kids under 12 so remember the first 25 kids that come out there and get their teddy bear it’s absolutely we’ve also have them for sale as well and a lot of other good things how much is the blow job at our at our vendor

Stand uh we’ll have um several other vendors out there as well if you would like to be a vendor for this event please contact also no I would not we got a special for since is our first uh diversity Saturday we put aside 25 big glasses check of our um uh Bluetooth

Teddy bear or speakers they’re very loud they’re very cute and there 25 of them were giv away free to kids under 12 so remember the first 25 kids that come out there and get the teddy bear it’s absolutely free we’ve also have them for sale as well and a lot of other good

Things at our at our vendor stand uh we’ll have um several other vendors out there as well if you they love the children don’t they they love the [ __ ] children’s holy [ __ ] [ __ ] used to know when to just arrest people immediately you do the signs we we seem to ignore the Signs

Now H yeah we’re looking for one High School uh high school girls basketball team with a trad’s player is 17 and one this season uh yeah there it [Laughter] is looks like Howard St holy [ __ ] yeah let’s let let’s just keep doing this there’s nothing to see

Here God damn it God damn it God damn it God damn it uh off Brad can you give me your thoughts on why these freaks are so obsessed with sexualizing children it’s part of the globalist agenda the globalists are freaks all right the globalists are billionaire Freaks and they

Are they were recruiting the outside freaks to do their bidding you know what I mean in other words the the weirdos like uh like that there are are you know the sorosis of the world the Bill Gates they are the real freaks all right and they have a lot of power and a

Lot of money and they are behind all of this [ __ ] nonsense the destruction of Western Civilization is what they want and the freaks are willing participants that is for sure again anything for social media clout they are in 100% Twisted welcome back what do we got

Here the libs uh the libs are losing their minds because Trump wasn’t removed from the ballot oh God here’s W Trump this could well be Rachel badow but here’s an unpaid Rachel badow and again they all they all they all see the news and they all have to

React to it and here is uh her reaction welcome to Monday Supreme Court the illegitimate NBC yes of course Very credible news source there untrustworthy uh Christian National can’t even afford a greed screen yeah nice job lady Supreme Court uh went to bat for Donald Trump today as uh yeah

Because it’s not a up to a state to kick a presidential candidate off the [ __ ] ballot because they don’t like him too [ __ ] bad you don’t like him they don’t like anybody you know what I mean doesn’t mean they can’t be on the ballot we knew they would this will probably

And I guarantee you she doesn’t live in Colorado she’s another one of these [ __ ] wiers that just reacts to a headline doesn’t live in Colorado does not affect her in any [ __ ] way shape or form but has to go where where because I I I can I can go W hey freedom

Of speech true but you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ] true extend on to other states that have deemed him an insurrectionist and kicked them off an insurrectionist God again they just they just Echo it’s the echo chamber you know what I mean they have no [ __ ] minds of their own

They just Echo whatever the stupid ass uh Rachel madow and Brian stelter types in the world and the itaas have to [ __ ] say and they think they have to they think they’re being with it by getting on Tick Tock and going where where I can say where too where and

They’re always butt ugly they always clearly have nothing going on in life always always 100% always of their ballots and then alen wasberg just turned himself into the Manhattan district attorney uh for criminal charges of perjury uh for lying last year during the Civil Trial I mean I’m

Home with my daughter sick today so daughter poor daughter sick oh what do you got the vid where’s your bath where’s your face diaper they love so much I’m just going to sit on the couch and watch the news the bad news roll yeah just keep watching that news and

Fill your empty head with even more horseshit good job you [ __ ] brainless sheep Jesus Christ they just just react to the news they’re not doing it the right way I am what we got here oh Bo meet Jeffrey tag he’s an assistant principal at Butler Butler Middle School in

Wesa I guess that’s Wisconsin he thinks parents shouldn’t have a say in their kids education and the community is not and and the community and the not the parent is excuse me and the community and not the parent is responsible for children’s against sh and what does they look like oh what do

You think they look like there you go his Prince Charming his Cinder fella yeah there you go always coming after the children’s uh uh a Texas man wearing a kilt was arrested after he was caught on camera taking items off a shelf and sticking them in his butt it’s probably the last

Guy that we just saw actually let’s uh let’s see what we got here the suspect was actually arrested though that’s uh that’s rare these days right but not that the same day different different dealer golden received a call from a dealer who sent her surveillance video

Of their section cameras show a man in a tank top and kill grab a no it’s a woman strong strong woman it’s a woman 100% woman they would say kitchen fork or spoon from a display he then walks over to the other side his hand stays behind

Him for a while he’s then seen placing the item back on the Twisted twisted’s having an artist block so she came to this joke this will help I realized when he put them back here’s a guy sticking stuff up his butt to steal them that he wasn’t trying to steal them he

Was did he put wind chimes up his ass would that be [ __ ] funny where’s that noise coming from sir I farted doing other things with them in another section a closer look he grabs another item shoves it underneath strong The Kill and puts it back the merchandise is valued at around $200 he

Was also accompanied by a what’s going on here female companion employees say they were there for hours but didn’t buy anything they were put back in the stunning and brave uh right off the uh women’s basketball team right space that he got them there was no obvious uh markings it

Was he did [ __ ] on him reported to police officers told the store to call if he shows up again golden found out the man’s been spotted in other antique stores in Galveston and Tomball she shove an Antiques up his ouch that’s got to hurt those things are sharp some of

Those things shared his photos throughout the area I hope he he gets what he deserves I Splitters in his ass I don’t really know well they pass the sniff test Jesus Christ but I just all I know is he he needs to be caught and [Laughter] stopped I

Mean gay guys do love antiques right I mean killing two birds here he loves Antiques and he let put stuff up his ass it’s a winwin for this [ __ ] right a was a normal day at this spring smell my fingers pull my fingers and then smell them antique store until

Cameras caught the moment a customer in a kilt took a liking to certain items on the Shelf I had to watch it a couple of times just to be sure that I knew what I was looking at Susan golden has managed the 85,000 ft shop for 20 years I’ve seen

It would have to be a white guy oh God damn it white people quite a few different things here but not that the same day different different dealer golden received a call from a dealer who sent her surveillance video of their section cameras show a

Man in a tank top and killt grab a kitchen fork or spoon from a a k a fork in his house oh [Laughter] my what’s he going to put up there a five course meal after that display he then walks over to the other side his

Hand stays behind him for a while I just tried to see the stuff that he stuck up there I didn’t get a good look at it the first time he’s then seen placing the item back on the Shelf oh God damn it I didn’t catch that last

Time he [ __ ] put it up his ass and he put it back we get mad when we see the [ __ ] like licking the ice cream out of the container and then putting that back this guy stuck [ __ ] up his ass and then put it back the [ __ ] man of

Course he put something brown up there I think he wouldn’t notice right when he put them back that he wasn’t trying to steal them he was doing other things with them in another section a closer look he he should have put the camera up his ass so

He wouldn’t be seen why did he think of that grabs another item shoves it underneath the Kilt and puts it back he’s digging up there man is he going to put the chest board up there [ __ ] chaos will never have the same game again after the merchandise is

Valued at around $200 he was also accompanied by him looks like somebody’s giving him a blowy right there what’s what’s going on there Grandma Jesus a this will this will calm him down put so much stuff up there female companion employees say they were there for hours but didn’t buy anything they

Were put back in they should make him dance and try to shake them all Shake all that stuff out of them and the the space that he got them I love to dance excuse me there was no obvious uh marking it was reported to police officers told the store to call

If he shows up again noce that yeah they don’t do this at Walmart do they yes they do golden found out the the employees do it there man’s been spotted in other antique stores in Galveston and Tomball she shared his photos throughout the area I hope he he yeah hours right God damn

Must have lubed it up something fierce before he went in that store gets what he deserves I I stick a fork it it it’s not done yet I don’t really know but I just all I know is he he needs to be caught Jesus Christ oh that’s in your state twist

Dude you should be so proud holy [ __ ] wow and we got to top that one Jesus this was a drag show at the ball of America oh goody the drag queen’s name was Dick Von Dyke hey that made me laugh shot from high up though so it’s not really yeah

Want see a drag queen jumping around oh hang on oh here’s a here’s a weirdo whining about something in his car or her car or uh here we go what do we got here let’s find out that’ll be fun of the TSA screening right uh here we go what what’s going on

Here and go here is the update on the interview I just had uh with all that [ __ ] in your face uh yeah I can’t imagine how that went unless the circus was in town then you might be okay um so I walk in and this older guy is at a

Desk and he looks me up and down and I go hi no it’s not gay at all everybody is there anybody godamn it with [ __ ] testosterone anywhere in their body now no apparently not I’m you know full name I I’m here for the interview and he goes

You’re G is an island it doesn’t count okay Twisted okay I mean I I swear the the uh it’s it says on the envelopes Galveston Texas so I think it does full name and I go yep that’s me he seem I we have Catalina Island here and it’s still Avalon

California so just saying a little disappointed for some reason but I was trying to keep it cheerful and you know see if I still have my chance I guess does everybody have to do does everybody have to do this is everybody have to talk like this now Jesus [ __ ]

Christ there’s got to be a man somewhere somewhere somewhere Jed Z there’s got to be an actual man right anywhere anywhere um but no it turns out all of a sudden he actually hired someone and had this whole elaborate backstory for this person that he supposedly just hired and is giving a

Try um but if that elaborate totally real person doesn’t work out guess who’s getting a call Welcome to Walmart yeah okay you should be so [ __ ] proud that’s right me I’m the Choice that’s totally going to happen when this very real person doesn’t work out uh so nobody nobody would tell

Nobody was there to tell you that uh this this [ __ ] here uh the [ __ ] [ __ ] wrong with you you [ __ ] [ __ ] what are you doing what are you doing huh is this this necessary really all this [ __ ] [ __ ] here again twisted uh this is not a knock on your piercings or anything like

That this is this is this is this this not the same thing here we’re talking that’s apples and ores all right this is this is some [ __ ] right here all right it works on some people not here not [ __ ] here that is mental illness and then

So er er nurse suggests uh one of these real nurses right that she purpose she’s purposely me the police officers in the EI how cops could be assured they will get quality treatment uh this is a this is a a nurse okay I always have my suspicions when these Tik

Tock nurses show up and you know and they look like this here now I would expect somebody like that to work at Jack In The Box not an eer and thank you for taking the mask off to talk now How brave of you I know and I can’t Change well here’s some more cringe for you Bob if you stuck around I don’t Know okay uh finding a purpose for this not not not finding one uh you are a hot [ __ ] mess and uh I I you can’t even say diversity higher at this point what what the [ __ ] what why what why what why everything about this is is is cringe especially the

Music you should even know what that song is good what again when did the spaceship Looney Tunes [ __ ] crash land and unleash its its populace this man is being celebrated for flaunting his fetish for women’s clothing to work Okay H I mean some this being noral I I be ignorable is the new cool I guess isn’t it well I’m the coolest [ __ ] there is in that case uh it continues a man is challenging gender stereotypes by rocking a skirt and heels saying no see face typ R outside

Yeah oh hang on let me uh let me fix the picture here you can’t see it there there it is yeah I am not afraid to go out to dress and have my schlong hang up I am afraid of the bull [ __ ] virus okay gender stereotypes by rocking a skirt and heels

Saying he wants to prove clothes have no gender the 61-year-old robotics engineering man then what department in the store did he buy those clothes in don’t give me the gender neutral Department [ __ ] manager Mark Brian who prides himself on his hybrid style dudes dressed like this in Cali only

Only two specific parts of it this is not the rest of the state say his eclectic dress sents came about after he became bored with traditional male by the way is this is this C or is this [ __ ] where is this they didn’t even say where this was did they what

The [ __ ] he is an alien they look like I knew it it’s alien gay Takeover in 201 strong Jesus Christ got Texas uniform on uh you sure he’s not from uh maybe he’s from Galveston so maybe it doesn’t count is the only time he’s not wearing heels is on the football pitch and his proud wife says he wears higher his proud wife just like Brian stelter’s proud wife right okay heals

Than she does and looks amazing it feels like C it stop dissing CI Twisted God damn it it ain’t like that most of most of the time here a man maybe West Hollywood is challenging gender stereotypes by rocking a skirt and heels saying he wants to prove clothes have no gender

The 61-year-old robotics engineering manager Mark bran meanwhile the womit is saying yeah hi high heels and bras and [ __ ] are uncomfortable this guy has no problem with him who prides himself on his area 22 hybrid style says his eclectic dress sense came about after he became bored with tradition I

Mean can’t they just be gay they can’t they just can’t be gay that’s no no not that’s not enough male clo in 2015 he says the only time he’s not wearing heels is on the football pitch and his proud wife says he wears higher heels Texas tech there you

Go uh could make the football team also could make the cheer League Squad he is a zero than she does and looks amazing a man godamn it I hate clown so much let’s see what we got here what I’m looking for one a lot of these tend to repeat oh what’s

This leftists are undermining the movie Cabrini and the true story of her journey as an immigrant to America because it’s produced by the same people made sound the freedom uhuh they don’t want child sex trafficking exposed they don’t like faith-based movies and okay here’s some here’s some here’s some libtard with big

Big glasses and whining about some [ __ ] movie okay well that she didn’t see of course well on it comes out on International women’s day though I’m sure she noticed that walking past the movie theater and I stopped because I saw this poster and I was like w oh

She’s talking a million miles hour another crackhead just like Rachel M walking past the movie theater and I stopped because I saw this poster and I was like Wow are they making a movie about Mother Cabrini she’s one of my favorites now once I got home I went to

Look this movie up and what I had originally missed is this right here the director of sound of Freedom where where oh my God you know they they’re they’re told everything about what the hate what what the what the wh about what the what the like which is nothingless is you

Knowless is liberal policies big [ __ ] glasses what what is what is that why is a required look I don’t understand this [ __ ] [ __ ] now here’s the thing if you’re not familiar with that movie that is a q andon human track qanon C qinon Human Trafficking movie again that you

Didn’t see there’s by the way there’s no such thing as qinon that that that was made up by the [ __ ] the feds eping movie now I admit I have not seen sound of Freedom then what are you bitching about you haven’t seen it then what are you bitching about you somebody told me

I should hate it so I hate it they are such godamn [ __ ] puppets I you see it to determine whether you like it or not no you’re not allowed to because you’re a [ __ ] libtard mostly because I am pixie Stitch ni what are you cooking I’m starving to death please make me something

Immediately any a sandwich anything it’s bacon and eggs anything I’m starving deeply uninterested in watching anything even remotely even a TV dinner I don’t even care just cook it up and give it to me please thank you next 10 minutes associated with qon I really don’t understand why

These yep py glasses are there q and on where where where everything I read on the news where where q and on where where on folks feel the need and and really this is something that that I see coming up with the kind of like Trad cath

Conversation it doesn’t she sound like a load of laughs Jesus Christ she could kill a boner in about a 10 yard radius is this it just shows a deep misunderstanding of mother kriti and other Saints like her right she’s the you you see the goddamn sound of Freedom

Go again they don’t see any of this stuff they’re just told a [ __ ] about it so they do p s of immigrants she com meatloaf and AR grotten potatoes God damn I would tear the [ __ ] up uh tear that the [ __ ] up holy [ __ ] over in the 19th century

From Italy beef and broccoli I would also tear God damn you guys are killing me here holy [ __ ] my stomach is growling I’m trying not to catch it on the mic specifically to provide Social Services to people who do not have them right um there is a long Legacy do you think what

Do you think she enjoys what do you think this lady actually enjoys anything in life other than feeding cats I mean what what do you think she’d actually enjoy she would actually come out oh I’m really excited about this she sounds like such a goddamn Debbie [ __ ] Downer about everything oh where where

Is it from the director of sound of Freedom movie I never saw but where Q it on Jesus [ __ ] Christ they’re goddamn miserable bastards aren’t they with many Catholic saints that are about social I would tell I I tell you what twist I would put your beef on beef with

Broccoli on top of the meatloaf and and arrot potatoes and I would stick my [ __ ] the my the plate in my face I’m telling you holy [ __ ] you guys are killing me Justice that’s her whole deal and that’s a lot of Catholic saints deal and I find it really disconcerting

And really ignorant to what was the last time was she laid never yeah I agree to be taking the image of this woman who was specifically um devoted her life to caring for others in a way that was about social equality oh God Almighty what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

What the [ __ ] with these people just a addicted to the horeshit just [ __ ] their whole mind up right they don’t have enjoy anything in life anything is where the director of a movie I never saw I was going to direct this movie where q and on where IM

Should be about said about [ __ ] you don’t even understand or even exists uh and to put her as the face of this like just get a big play to eat it like good buffet food yeah you’re right about that I would I would starf that up for sure conservative sense even worse

When you look it up you look up the summary right this is what it says that she goes on to become quote one of the greatest entrepreneurs in American history what does that even mean it’s not what’s happening right she goes on to found a bunch of hospitals and

Orphanages to take care of people oh take that you conservative [ __ ] oh did I say [ __ ] sorry I apologize I wouldn’t necessarily call that an entrepreneurship she like uh Moonlighting as the woke remake of Velma oh right right boy did she miss an opportunity I just what is going on then

Tear her lubed vibr once she got right off the set because your’s the wrong color all right right here please don’t see this movie yeah well don’t worry you didn’t see the other movie so why would you see this one you stupid [ __ ] don’t see a movie I’m never going to see

Anyway where well well you know you by the way when a bunch of people like you say don’t see a movie you know what they do they go see the fing movie you dumb [ __ ] idiot libtards oh my my don’t say this movie because some ugly broaden big glasses said not to

Okay I’ll go right out and see it right away thank you very much all right we got any more got any more of this one more please I already saw the weirdo nurse oh what is this what are the odds that one family has four kids who are all trans oh

Dear this is going to make this this this is going to make everybody angry so what we end with this one shall we okay It sad piano music check already got granny glasses on check in 2022 our twin daughters came to us and told us they didn’t feel like the genders they were they didn’t feel like the genders they were true given were truly them mhm that means Baba decided that [ __ ] we

All know that and do we get to see what Baba looks like let’s find Out our son told us he was transgender and our child told told us that he didn’t feel like a boy or a girl this is a whole Short Bus full of mental illness yall look inbred to me I think that’s the real problem face diaper on Check another one Check that sure looks like Portland Oregon doesn’t It let’s have the suckiest music we can find too Check it’s like sounds like Randy Newman going through a wood Chipper I trusted them and from that day our family changed in the most beautiful way so okay so all the boys decide they want to be girls all the girls deci side want to be boys and the parrots are not in jail could be the BPA from the plastic a really really thick

Plastic CHS get your booster shots get your boosters come on oh it’s cold play Oh Christ great now I can’t play it better turn down the [ __ ] I better turn the volume down now God damn it God damn it God damn it God damn it thanks for telling me that I

Would have left it running longer why do you know that it’s cold plate bacon I should probably ask that all right I’m not playing the music from here on out probably it sucks that’ be the main reason I to play it people said we were crazy to listen to

Them they are just kids yeah no the kids ain’t saying this [ __ ] you [ __ ] crazy hippie Dopey parents are [ __ ] saying this [ __ ] I’m surprised they didn’t have the dog [ __ ] get gender reassignment surgery that you know that’s coming too right Rover wanted to be rette Kuai my Lord KU wait a minute uh used to be a Rottweiler now it’s a French poodle [ __ ] happened here it’s been two years today and my children are thriving they are happy and free to be their true self or this could be a a load of complete horseshit they

Just took regular kids and they put these [ __ ] captions under there as if all of this really happened just to to make all the libtards and the wokies go oh my God Coldplay is good and I I wouldn’t even agree with that I don’t want to

Hear Cold Play ever in my life thank you these kids are tardy more than anything I don’t know if trans is the least of their problem the glasses you go we got the already got the required attire on which bathroom do we use Ma huh that’s a Ural

Ew I know Twisted we won’t hold it against you this time the dog identifies as a cat hey we’re almost there in clown World we’re we’re practically there right today it’ll be a cat tomor I’ll be a turtle God knows what else usually dogs don’t want to get neutered now he didn’t

Mind thanks thanks ba dad I don’t know it’s not the short bus it’s the short minivan Star Wars hat yeah that’s pretty good analogy for where Star Wars went these days yeah put the necklace on the boy just drive the point Home uh Pixie I don’t like Coldplay but it’s not their fault it’s because my douchebag Brother played all the time uh your brother Ste your brother or to become a sister I’m just asking cuz I don’t know one straight man that [ __ ] listen to [ __ ] C

Play Move On okay it’s over there you go General lucky you it’s over holy [ __ ] what a again it yeah social media it’s it’s about as believable as the mainstream media these days you could you could just figure okay they just put a bunch of trany captions over it over

An actual real family and and called it all that but these days Jesus Christ it satire reality is is is Blended what do we got here MSNBC guest who’s a professor at uh at UMBC says white rural voter white rural voters are democracy threat to democracy oh that old [ __ ] hat again all

Right and of course it’s on MSNBC The the [ __ ] the most communist of the the useless news networks uh so you got two white tools talking about how bad white people are yada [ __ ] yada yada yada because they like Trump Where brother and sister sister and brother brother and [ __ ] what’s going on here again another poor excuse for a news anchor oh yeah I got sorry I got all this [ __ ] in the way here we’ll uh we get the we’ll move it over Democrats yes agreed Qing On Again by the way there’s

Nothing wrong with being elicited conspiracies you know what I mean because a lot of them come true haven’t they you [ __ ] weirdo look at these two [ __ ] yeah they look normal let let let them tell let let these two white people tell you how bad white people are uh

Yeah yeah by the way we’re you guys are all election election deniers those Hillary Clinton days weren’t you uh so it’s wrong to question things yeah we should all just we should all just eat up the narrative and shove it up our ass yeah I know you [ __ ] two

FS uh Pixie my brother hasn’t talked to me in almost 16 years why not well with my mom and little sister but what the [ __ ] man pixie’s awesome who who’ not want to talk to pixie sounds like somebody has a lot of uh lot of background in this

[ __ ] what are you all into there Democrats yeah sounds exactly what they would do why we need that sweeping shot I don’t know like we need to see the back of their heads or something [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah they’re missing God again that that’s passes for news that’s what

[ __ ] passes for news joke all right that was lame let uh got to do something better than that b saying you know B saying you vot you vote for anybody but Biden you’re one of that [ __ ] you it’s hard to beat that guy shoving stuff up his ass I should have ended it

There uh Pro Palestinian protesters reportedly replac the American flag with Palestinian flag in San Francisco what you still going on about that free Palestine horse [ __ ] uh what hang on what is this uh here’s kids sucking on toes of why are they sucking on toes this happened at DC antlers whatever that is

Students sucked on the toes of adults during a school fundraising event what an actual [ __ ] well let’s let’s see how Joe Biden gets a boner today when is that meteor coming that’s going to destroy the Earth that that that going to hit us anytime soon because uh you know it’s it’s a bit

Overdue would you think I I I remember the worst thing in gy class used to be you’d hope the PE teacher doesn’t watch you in the shower but uh now we got this going on oh so the audio’s turned out oh bacon you didn’t really want to

Listen to that horeshit anyway did you didn’t really matter what those goofballs had to say thanks for reminding me though I could I could hear it but yeah the monitor was down you’re right there’s c a bunch of kids sucking adults toes like uh and somebody taped

It oh God damn well [ __ ] well thank God we live in the world we liveing isn’t that great fcking he uh a theater in the UK is having black only nights where only black people can come to feel safe for white people oh God oh my God white people white people are

Scary yeah maybe in England okay let’s let’s see this [ __ ] nonsense and then we’ll uh we’ll call it a night shall we CU I got to get I got to get up early in the morning no one is saying that by inviting black audiences here you were Uninvited on Broadway there were nights

Where good God damn uh English women continue to be ugly news at 11 tickets were only sold to people who identified as black are you going to do that on the west end I’m so excited to yeah you are yeah I mean I think that one of the things that we

Have to remember is that um people have to doesn’t sound English be radically invited into radically yeah you you set a mouthful a space to know that they belong there and in most of you know I’ve seen I’ve seen all black rap shows all right where there’s maybe four

White people at at most I didn’t feel not welcome Hey everybody was into the music was [ __ ] welcome I want to see Scarface and Inglewood right the middle of Inglewood always up no good right before the buuck virus shut everything down I was about the only white person

In that whole [ __ ] place was anybody tripping no was everybody getting into the grooves yeah we didn’t need Dei to [ __ ] Force everybody together no it was fine if you were if you were bu to the music it’s all good I’m so tired with this safe space [ __ ] that everybody’s Bond into you

Know again being raised by the internet has produced this this generation of [ __ ] of our country most places in the west uh poor people and black people have been told that they what did Joe Biden say uh why uh uh poor kids are just as smart as white kids right you

Know imply in there do not belong inside of the theater in America Jim Crow existed to literally tell them that they could not sit in the same theater as white people and so for me as someone who wants and yearns for black and brown people to be in the theater who comes

From a workingclass envir you know why they’re not in the theater because nobody wants to see whatever this hor [ __ ] is you’re putting out in the theater nobody wants to see this [ __ ] preachy play Nobody wants to see [ __ ] plays anyway what the [ __ ] why do you still have Broadway and

Plays and [ __ ] they had that [ __ ] before because movies haven’t been invented yet and for some reason they carry on movies themselves are obsolete so why the [ __ ] we still have stage and theaters be the [ __ ] Beyond me envirment and so want like people who do not make you know

Over six figures a year to feel like theater is a place for them help be gay too it is a necessity to radically invite them in with Rand with with initiatives that said that say you’re invited specifically you by the way twisted a pixie I’m laughing at your

Uh your dialogue that’s going on there it’s [ __ ] hilarious and if the price of that is saying to people who are just because they’re white you can’t come you’re not allowed in this space does that make you uncomfortable well no one’s saying listen there listen you ignorant white

Lady there are a Litany of places in our country in all of our countries that are generally um inhabited by only white people and no one uh and there’s also places inhabited by brown people or yellow people or whatever [ __ ] people are actually in that [ __ ] country and

Everyone was okay with it but you know but now we have this this dip shitism going on here where everybody has to be everywhere else and we have to mix everything up that isn’t natural because we’re not comfortable enough already why why do you have Larry Fine’s [ __ ] hair too

You [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] has questions about that and no one is saying that by inviting black audience is here you were Uninvited the idea of a blackout night is to say this uh yeah pretty much it is this is a night that we are specifically inviting black

People to fill up and guess what they ain’t showing up because they ain’t down with this fruity ass [ __ ] that you’re putting out good [ __ ] you’re going to get a lot of white gay people that’s what you’re going to get that’s what goes to these things be be be fine with

It okay take their [ __ ] money shut the [ __ ] up to feel safe with a lot of other black people in a place where they often do not feel safe okay and God the [ __ ] is this feeling safe [ __ ] what what does this need to feel safe everywhere the [ __ ] you go listen

If you live in a big crowded City chances are you’re not [ __ ] safe all right what is a safe space we have to be in this little bubble at all times well well where God [ __ ] damn it everybody get a goddamn backbone a pair of balls

Or something [ __ ] does it they keep them out of your mouth too will you does it play differently doeses the theater can you put your P down please what what what why good Lord that face is [ __ ] stop time feel different 100% it feels in what way explain um I think that um

You know we all let’s not act um uh as though we do not know that uh culturally black audiences and white audiences respond to yeah bacon I like your blackout kns there’s not anybody there doesn’t feel like they shouldn’t be there what the what the [ __ ] is this guy’s problem things

Differently it looks like caros wood [ __ ] Larry Fine from three stoes what the [ __ ] hell everybody needs to feel safe can’t feel safe all these white people around Jesus Christ well again you’re get you’re G to get a lot of gay white liberals because that’s what goes to

[ __ ] theater [ __ ] just deal with it all right we out of is that is that it for the craziness i’ love to see if I can find one more thing here I’ll go to another another source of goofiness there’s got to be one more in a uh no no

No us is hang on here oh here’s good news hang on us is collap collaborating with Chinese scientists to make bird flu strains more infectious and deadly as part of a $1 million project despite fear similar test unleash Co oh for [ __ ] sake more bull [ __ ] virus of a different kind

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