Look man where oh I see my eye why Bowen look over there wow is that culture yes goodness wow culturistas ding culturistas calling welcome back to talk and Biden we are here to talk about of yes of course the presidency of Joe Biden the 46th president of the United States Joe Biden
Today we are talking about Biden’s impact on America just kidding this is lost C this is lost cult we are maybe the most politically uninformed people out there in the podcasting space see I don’t think that’s true I I just think we keep really keep politics off mic I
Know I voted for Maran Williamson in the primary did you really I actually did I am so happy because I would have loved that opportunity because listen and can I say you’re not a great political mind if you’re like don’t vote for the person that’s not going to win
It’s like that’s not really how it works you can vote for whoever you want all I’m saying is if Maryann Williamson’s on the ballot we’ve done that woman so dirty just vote for her I mean now she’s dropped out so it’s it’s not an option for the New Yorkers but Biden won with
97% of the primary vote it’s okay if the if the 2.5% included my Matt Rogers vote that’s what we call a lark that’s what we call a lark you know and spring has sprung yeah spring and sprung we’re out of Pisces season thank God because it
Was so rough Pisces Virgo Virgo got I’m am I supposed to talk not yet yet hold on this is talking Biden still um we’re going to do eight minutes of hard talk and Biden and then you’re going to come in got it yeah um God I’m so bored of Biden well
Look I don’t know the less we say the better cuz well you’re a famous moderate yeah you’re actually one of the most famous moderates in America big moderate um talk about your moderate views I think Kiren Cinema slay one of our biggest slays I think that she slays and goes off politically and
Aesthetically oh when th% I think every hair color choice is the right choice I think orange I think orange goes with green goes with pink goes with purple if you’re white you have to wear orange and that’s real of culture that’s rle of culture number seven if you’re white you
Have to wear orange you know I have like three orange things in my closet and I’m always like is today the no and I’m realizing it’s never going to be the day for orange I don’t think anyone with like less than a certain amount of melanin should wear orange
That’s true do you remember years ago when I made a promise on this podcast this is a promise I made and I’m literally sitting here with two Emmy nominees if I ever if I ever get nominated for an Emmy I said on this podcast years ago I swear I will wear a
Canary suit you would look great in a canary yellow suit and now that sort of careers have gone in the direction where it’s like you know I’m literally sitting here with people who’ve been nominated I don’t think it’s impossible be nominated and I think I will have to wear Canary
Canary yellow canary yellow is there more than one Canary listen I don’t know but I was just confirming but I think you should wear like a nice deep rich blue like underneath and maybe have the Cuffs coming out a little a little drapery that’s good I yeah
Maybe oh that’s good like are you sty I think it could be a slle you’re slaying right now I really love fashion I mean you you turned some of the most I looks in red carpet history I mean that’s not me that’s my stylist Marco he is
Incredible I love him Marco has informed you and your eye wouldn’t you say but I have I think we found I I found a little loophole for M what you wear a canary but you wear coal colored suit so I can be the canary and the coal and then
Little like little yellow thing on your lapel incred that’s the canary okay good good good well again no no immediate project that’s going to get me this nomination but we’re of course looking to the as we always are with hope and the desire to succeed the desire to
Succeed now someone who gives that in great measure is our guest and the desire to succeed I have to say this is one of the most successful women in history in history this is one of the most successful women in history rich in life and money money the love of
Children love her she got a fountain she got a fountain you got a fountain at your house I do have a fountain I know cuz last time I saw you I think you talked extensively about the rehabilitation of which I believe was a whole to-do watch this
Face we’ll be getting into that she got a fountain she has Legions of fans she got a new film you got a new film Focus Features that’s the name of the film Focus Features it’s actually a biopic about Focus Features bi plays focus and then I think Javier bardam plays
Features it’s a love story and they have a really rough sex scene oh God it was so wonderful to shoot oh he spits right in my mouth and then I use it his lip gloss yeah that’s really good well that’s great and um of course there’s this other project uh it’s the American
Society of magical Negroes so good go see it everyone welcome [Applause] Nicole hi and we’re on video today we’re on video today but I will point out that the last time you were here was four years ago in the weeks before the pandemic I know it’s wild how far have
We come since are we better people I think everyone is sick as hell I think we’ve all forgotten how to communicate act in public I went to a play and a man was behind me and like a character was like I’m going to answer the door and he
Went o answer the door and was just like softly repeating things and I was like this is live they can hear you people are nuts yeah it does feel like the pandemic and everything we’ve been through over the four past four years has made people be like it’s low s to
They can take it away at any second why am I going to why why act with decorum they can take it away at any second me back in I’ll be an animal at all times cuz if I go home in the pandemic happens I’m going to wish I said something about
Him going in the door I’m going to ask a terrible question that you guys have to answer earnestly if it were to happen again oh my God how would you do it this time the lockdown part of it I would probably do it the same great I stayed
Inside for the most part and I hung out with people outside and I did like roller skating and [ __ ] I was just like pretty careful cuz I was like I’m fat if I go to the hospital they’ll be like lose weight that’s why you can’t breathe and it’s like no it’s co
Like I I I think that’s good that’s a good answer you would do anything the one thing I would do differently is I would probably like I know this would be a risk but I don’t think I could do the p in my apartment again I would have I
Would do something where it was like the second I even heard about an outbreak somewhere I’d be like well I’m either getting a new apartment and getting on that now and that pushed me out cuz I don’t think I could allow another period of that time in that same space again
The whole reason why I left my old apartment was like the ghosts of early Co are in the walls I got to go and I’m still in the same place scary I can still feel like like the the tension I can still like like I can still taste the pizza I was
Eating a pizza a day a whole pizza day I ate a lot of pizza I drink a lot of wine mhm maybe I would drink less I think that maybe I think we really collectively let the alcohol cuz it was funny for a second yeah to be like I’m
Drinking a bottle of wine a day and it’s like well is this a problem I can’t feel my skin anymore oh God wait why don’t you move now I really should you I think you should it’s been it’s been a minute cuz you know what it
Is it’s like of course it’s an exciting process but then there’s the whole like actually doing it of it all like I love you you’ll be done with it when you’re done higher movers higher movers or do what I did throw everything in a garbage bag and throw that in the garbage yeah
Throw it right in the garbage goodbye I owe nothing no I had I paid movers to move garbage bags oh great great great but you were you were paying for the movers to put things in the bags or in no no I didn’t want to pay for that so I
Put things in like all of my clothes were in garbage bags you know I put the seasons together so I could go through it later but yeah that’s smart it’s cheap contractor bags you know you can reuse them there’s also that bin service you know that like the big green bins
They’re really easy to pack up and stack pack up and stack up like you can really get on the move you know what’s stopping me from doing this what the fact that my TV is mounted I’m telling you M it you say that like you say you say unmount it
In two words like it’s that simple you get someone to do it you get someone to do it and then they can also maybe like fill in the hole in the wall you I mean with spackle from Home Depot Tas grabit to come over and fill
The hole I mean I think you got to go on grinder honey how’s how’s the roller skating journey I feel like you’ve i’ it’s cooled off I fell down I broke my ankle I was scared but now my ankle feels better it’s been like four years and now
I’m wearing a slight heel um you don’t look encumbered At All by a weakened ankle thank you you should just pop them on tonight go maybe I will don’t will and then I’m like I broke my ankle again do you know what we thought we talked about doing today which actually
Like made me so excited and now I’m thinking about the experience of doing one with you and I feel like it would be very fun an escape room how are you in an escape room scenario I will do one good thing I did an escape room once I was rather
Useless until there was this one clue and I was like oh add the numbers together and they were like yeah wow and I was like and I’m done so you’re the numbers person I am the one clue person like I will do one good like a scavenger
Hunt I will do one good thing and I’m useless for the rest of the time but I’m a good time I’m like yeah you bring the Vibes and the sister support yes I’m like you’ll get it crack that code Diva yes there are times where I’ll be like
I’ll be the person that’s like you know when someone gets something right in an escape room and like a a button will start flashing yeah I’ll push the button I will see the Flash and I oh here’s where it is and then you do the the way that you convince your friends that
You’re good in the escape room is just to sort of be in the front just to look like you’re in the action just sort of be in the front like oh yeah I think we got something yes and then just as bow like stops the puzzle ELO the minaur oh
We knew it and then like well come on like and then you know come on I also have done one this is me running in an escape room like a spider I love it have there we did I did one recently where a minitar chased you around like it was
Like a live actors no you you would you would not what the minur look like he had a whole headpiece on when I tell you he looks like he was January 6th demon from hell okay and the rock music they played whenever he gave I’m telling you it was one of the
Greatest experiences what kind of rock was it it was just sounds very white it was it was one of the whitest experiences no wait no it wasn’t an Asian guy it it was not it was it was a black gentleman who was playing the Minotaur it was revealed oh we’re
Versatile yes no color blind casting as sh ryes would call it I’m telling you and then there was one girl who was playing like a um like a sort of like Disturbed uh like young doctor mermaid and she was giving an amazing performance some of the greatest theater some of the greatest
Theater you can see is happening in Escape rooms escap haunted houses haunted houses are a little intense for me so I’ve learned I look at people and I go not for me yeah and they respond to that they stop they have to otherwise it’s like assault I said no do they ever
Do you ever go in like a haunted house and you feel like they go like they say something like they referenc that they know who you are like nailed it no I feel like you would get that I would love for someone to do that that’s very
Funny that would make me laugh so hard I know no I just go no thank you or to closeth or I don’t want none of that uhhuh but and yet you keep going to them yeah cuz I think I want some of that you want some of that and turns out you
Didn’t want none of that I want none of that yeah it’s so scary I don’t know cuz it’s once a year so it’s like I have a whole 365 days to be like to up maybe I do want some it’s hot in here no it’s so hot in
Here so sorry it’s the lights it’s the cameras it’s the i’ never been on a set before I’m like oh my God that was another thing that was different about the last time we were in here do you remember how dark it was in this it was
Very dark it was like pitch dark did the podcast why was that cuz the pandemic was coming ominous Vibes were do you are you guys recording in person again or you are you you love the zoom I have four podcast I know what’s the situation Caster I will do it in
Person again I just don’t know how I did them all in person I don’t know we don’t know either simply don’t understand and I did it and I don’t know how I did it so why won’t you date me as sometimes in person depends on the guest
Uh best friends is sometimes in person depends on our schedule uh newcomers was in person but lapus is expecting a present not my news so take it how you want it she’s got she’s got to be home waiting to sign yeah she needs to sign for it DHL um which I I hate
DHL website I don’t know and check a box it’s like what just leave my [ __ ] just leave it there I literally just realized I don’t think so honey so happy cuz now that I have that checked off I can stop cuz usually 10 minutes before I don’t
Think so honey I realize I don’t have one and I’m looking at the guest like mm not listening I’m just panicking I just figured out mine too good I came prepared oh you did yeah I think so you said it’s it’s it’s your it’s your big return to last college I’m going I’m
Going to go tear yeah I practiced in the mirror I don’t think so honey no no no no I don’t think so honey yeah did you ever do a live a lot back in the day we used to do live I don’t think so Honeys no in front of
People in front of tons of people no no no we were never in New York at the same time the last time I saw Nicole buyer live was doing standup in her ending the her set with I just have to say something it’s going to get me in
Trouble all flight attendant all M flight attendants are gay all my flight attendants are gay there’s no exceptions all them are gay goodbye gay and it’s the best closer I can ever they gay and they know it they’re gay they know it and they really love show it the way
They walk down shaking their ass they’re shaking their ass and I have I really do feel like every flight attendant like sort of like uh I don’t know costume designer is tailoring it so the roty pop yes I was just on a Delta flight and this lovely male flight attendant his
Butt was like I was like oh child you Caked Up it’s to the point where I probably know who you’re talking about because there was one one time where I was just like I mean this is a spectical it was wild it was so delicious I mean I
Every time I open up a blanket from Delta I always think of you wow Jesus no it’s not bad I mean use at your own risk you know they don’t wash them it was Delta it was Delta but I’m still a Delta Diamond Diva through and through Delta Diamond but you guys but
But I did something weird there get a phot of that what the hell I love it um yeah so there was a piece of poop in uh Nicole’s blanket on Delta years later I still I thought about it on the flight over here yesterday I was well don’t get your own
Little blanket and pack it that’s such a hassle that takes up so much space well Mo was just here and she says that she is actually quite irritated by people who bring in the big pillows their own blankets Etc but what I didn’t have to tell her and what we’ve reget to tell
Her well you have talked to Nicole buer about the time when a piece of poopy came out of a I’m sorry that sometimes you have to fly commercial and people bring their own aons that’s what she’s talking about though the AAL but like why get mad like it’s not your life glad
Get glad get glad I’m never mad at somebody bringing something it’s just like when people are like loud and taking up space like I once got mad at this like couple that was like two rows ahead of me having the nicest time they were laughing so hard why you so happy
Yeah what do you laugh and I was like wait why am I mad yeah that’s me a lot of times a lot of times I’m happy was it a longer flight did it go on uh no I think it was I think it was Vegas to LA
It was like a 30 minute flight that’s see LA to Vegas I’m the chattiest young girl cuz you’re just excited I know it’s going to be short you want to know what it is it’s cuz I’m so gleeful cuz I know I’m going to the best place in America
The healthiest safest place in America Vegas I love Vegas do you guys Gamble I have not been to Vegas in like over 15 years y’all Talk Amongst yourselves but I do want to hear about why Haven you gone I just have not had the opportunities you can see so many shows
That’s true cuz we were supposed to you were supposed to come see Kelly Clarkson with I supposed to come see Kelly Clarkson like I couldn’t do it last um so many times where it’s just not meant for me it has not been meant for me but
When I do go it will be fateful this is the year you’re going to love it you’re going to have a really great time and I can’t wait I secretly kind of love I did choke on a piece of chicken at a Chinese buffet there when we were passing
Through with my family and that is a really terrible experience well that sounds choking in Vegas there’s so many better places to choke truly I once choked on a piece of ice and my mother saw what happened and she immediately wrapped her like hands around my neck
And I was like wait I’m already choking and she’s going to finish it off and she was just trying to warm up the ice so it would melt faster I never thought about a scientist I eat ice at night no I’ll just lay on my back in the bed
Sucking ice I you’re sucking this you can’t chew but don’t chew it don’t chew it be careful I mean it’s ice like I don’t think I love to eat ice I don’t know I love to gnaw and bite what about your teeth doesn’t it like [ __ ] up your
Teeth what about my teeth they got 30 more years anyway 30 more years I let’s just say this I’m 34 years old yeah so at 64 years of my teeth are behind me I don’t know when you’re 64 at in your Beatles year that’s when your your teeth
Go I guess you’re right year when I’m 6 When I’m 64 When I’m 64 I think it’s 64 song It’s a beetle song I don’t know any be song call your beetles be oh my God that would be good no no I simply don’t want to the only
Beetle songs I know are when other people have covered it um Tina Turner has a couple covers and I was like those men stole from her and they’re like what people like what are you talking about those men wait speaking of speaking of this type of conversation what’s your
Thoughts on Cowboy Carter I’m so excited excited I really like that Beyonce was like it’s not a country album It’s a Beyonce album and I do like that she was like I didn’t feel welcomed into the genre like it’s so vulnerable and honest beon is a mega star and for her to be
Like these people hurt my feelings yeah so I’m made incredible album about it what’s Wild is that she was so upfront about that and then like it’s the I guess what happened was she was invited by the CMAs and she brought the Dixie Chicks with her and then think the fact
That she did that they were like we invited you and we’re gracious enough to invite you and now you brought them because they still have a problem with with the chicks and so then it was a mixture of like Beyonce’s experience there and by proxy The chicks’ Experience there and the discourse that
Happened around that performance which by the way was so yeah the only country music award ceremony and then for them to be and for like country music to be rude to her like and um disrespectful outright to her like a club like you know like I just I
Loved it it was fun people talk so much about like Taylor Swift’s impact on the economy but when Beyonce said I need you to wear silver to concert everyone went to their closet and realized they ain’t got nothing Sil so no one talked about the rise and boom in silver M silver
Clothing went through the roof sure did now I’m seeing on clearance oh damn that’s Beyonce and that’s on Beyonce and that’s on Beyonce Cowboy car bece Cowboy buyer Cowboy buyer will you change your aesthetic to match the new Beyonce era no but when I go to the concert I will
Wear a cowboy hat I’m dressing for the ho down sure boots yeah some little boots boots I wish I could sing you can I think you can you can no it’s not about how well you can sing it’s about how much you want to sing
No no I think you can truly say someone is objectively bad or good at it yeah but but but they just have not been they’ve been LED astray if they’re a bad singer my mother was a terrible singer like one of the worst and she would sing
In church so loud and i’ be like I don’t think God wants that yeah but I still I think that it’s about the The Joy sometimes I see someone all right have you ever seen the film Florence Foster Jenkins yes I love it it’s so funny Florence Foster jins do you know this
Movie mer mer stre she plays like famously the worst singer ever Florence Foster Jenkins and so she was like well known for how bad she was like she would literally like create new ways of being bad at singing but people would come from from far and wide to see her
Perform and she never really understood that it was because she was bad she simply had the joy of singing and I believe later in her life she got her bad reviews finally for the first time and she died oh my God the grief was too
Much oh my god well the movie was really fun yeah I know it was the source material it was sad Legacy I want stre to do more campy stuff I think she really shines and Camp yeah do you remember the movie uh Ricky and the Flash Ricky in the flash diao Cody she
Was in a movie written by Diablo Cody called Ricky and the Flash where she played a rock singer named Ricky and that was her voice and the poster I’ll never forget said get ready for Ricky I think I need to watch it that sounds outstanding get ready for Ricky
With an eye of course did you ever see the Riley sketch on SNL oh yeah yeah Armon being a little kid who s talked like this you [ __ ] but then he had a theme song and the theme song was just his name was Riley get ready for
Riley Riley get ready you’re [ __ ] you [ __ ] I’ve never seen it we’re talking it’s okay we talking you have a long list of things to watch I do I really do it’s I it’s in my phone you have what’s been the favorite thing from newcomers that you like actually enjoyed Lord of the
Rings no you hated it no fair scampering in the woods trying to get a ring from Gollum who just like a single woman being like ring my ring with like her little tracks falling out no looking like a single woman that’s roller Co number 50 looking like a single
Woman that’s what colum reminded me of just like this saddest single woman with like her tracks like people aren’t like girl get it filled like oh like girl get had almost no friends she burned every bridge no one was there to tell her didn’t like it didn’t look in the
Mir didn’t get there were no mirrors around yeah no mirrors cuz she’s scampering in the forest this is what this is what goll needs to sing you can buy your hair if you can put your okay so not L the rangs hat didn’t really love Star Wars but I get why
People like it did you watch all the Star Wars like are you fluent now not fluent but like a familiar with one through nine like the whole thing you know how people are like I can order at a restaurant in Spanish that’s me with Star Wars like I understand some of it
But like de like um Han Solo yeah is that right yeah I thought his name was Hans Olo and boy boy was I embarrassed when someone was like you thought his name was Hans Olo and I was like I tell you that would be perfectly inline with what
Everyone’s name is right I mean everyone has an insane name oh we did media I loved media the real MCU the media Cinematic Universe MCU the original girl um let’s see you guys hadn’t seen media before that I never seen media I’ve seen a couple media media media was always on like
Stars when I was growing like it was like always kind like on I have seen Med live though I as a kid I went and saw one of the plays and I remember there was a joke that was like this woman was wearing a green dress and someone was
Like you look like a can of Sprite and you the laughs that actually that made me laugh a lot that is pretty funny Sprite just made me almost turn off everyone was like I mean I remember being like wow okay all right like is easy is on to
Something was Tai Tai paye playing yes oh wow cuz Tyler Perry got famous doing the chit circuit so like black Centric locations and theaters in the South or whatever and in the north um and then had a huge ravenous following and then I think made uh that first movie I can’t
What is the name of it um um oh but it doesn’t have the Diary of a Mad Black Woman yes yes I think he made that like a super low budget and then it made like an insane amount of money and then he was like no one could tell me anything
And now he owns a whole city in Atlanta yeah no one has ever told him anything since no the only thing that’s scared him is AI the only thing that has scared this man is AI yeah yeah well I mean but he still but he’s still using it still
Using it turn turn out more scripts I I loved his his announcement like the one thing we really have to worry about is AI my next film will be AI but I’m telling you I’m watching this I’m watching and I’m I’m watching I’m worried I’m participating and
I’m have you ever watched the oval no it is a Tyler Perry presidential drama I need to watch that where they recreated the White House not to scale so it you can like things are off uh someone get scale someone gets decapitated with a samurai sword um at one point I believe
The son has a therapy session with a therapist and comes up on her and she like wipes her face and is like I think our session is done like anything that you think you’re like oh that can’t be on television tler Perry’s like I raise
You I’ll put it on I’ll put it on TV at one point the first lady pushes her daughter out of a car a moving vehicle and then they do the exterior the car is going zero miles an hour it’s going so slow I just it is so incredible when did
This come out a while ago but there’s 8,000 episodes cuz they do like 20 episodes a season and then they shoot like a p p a day or like 10 pages a day I’m so sorry like one take if there’s a line flub it’s like yes use it they
Don’t care sometimes you see like um in mirrors you’ll see like a boom it’s honestly it’s a masterpiece say did you Endeavor to watch the new Kelly Roland Tyler Perry movie no not yet there is no way they did more than two takes of Any Given
Scene no they don’t and it’s it listen it was hugely successful yeah acrimony famously had five days a principal photography and then I don’t know how many other days they did but taji P Henson worked for 5 days on that movie and was the lead yes she was in almost
Every scene and like let’s say that the script is 100 pages so that is literally 20 Pages like they are flying through things and then I was there was a I can’t remember what movie it was they coming through paint on the wall but apparently if someone goes hey
This shot doesn’t match the last one you did Tyler will just go who’s who no’s watching for that oh my God like I like it he he goes huh how do we distract from that can you come on her face come on her face you know what you
Should do come on her face no one will notice we’re still in the kitchen that’s crazy yes to the scene that wild no the best think I’m pretty sure she did that the wipe of the eye with just the middle finger I think session is over wow and
It’s so juicy everyone’s [ __ ] each other people be dying like and then there’s like I don’t know 20 series regulars so the theme song is so long and then at the end they have them all walking and you’re like this is a football team a lot of people this is
Wild it is outstanding entertainment oh my God I need to catch up but it’s fun catch up just finish it you mean oh I think it’s still going there’s there’s so many episodes abely there’s like eight show at the same time at any given moment oh my
God here’s the thing so so the media Universe you were into not so much Lord of the Rings not so much Star Wars but a little bit Star Wars a little I get it was there another one we did Marvel Marvel is a lot you got to do a lot of
Homework to like understand things much it’s literally 15 times more than anything you just said yeah it’s wild I again understand why people like it um did you get do Harry Potter no both seen Harry Potter oh so that would be against the rules yeah cuz we’ve seen it um and
Then can we pitch something to you Batman oh Batman uhhuh not for me and none of them were for you dark uh yes the Joel schoemer Batman and Robin was for me so no that’s the best one and it gets so disrespected it does it’s so Cam
And I’m like everyone’s like the’ 60s is the the best one or whatever and I’m like that’s Camp as well that’s just Camp not for me Camp first of all if you you don’t understand that um Thurman is doing the greatest work of anyone’s career different movie and I love it
Love it she’s the only one who understood it G it’s her like just like dancing around being like I Put a Spell on You it is ionic George Clooney’s lion reads are masterful it is so incredible he recently was like interviewed and he was like yeah that movie wasn’t good D
He didn’t get it it would have been so cool if he was like yeah it’s like I’m pretty proud of it it’s ridiculous so disappointing don’t like when actors do that when they like throw the whole movie under the bus cuz I’m like you didn’t go to set every day like looking
To make a bad thing maybe didn’t cut together well but you like put working and that’s something to be proud of yeah Dakota Johnson recently like with Madame Webb kind of not threw it under the bus but I think she was vocal about understanding and knowing how bad it was
And it was sort of like I respect it she actually had a point she was like I signed up for something that was totally different in doing this movie I saw where we were at as an industry which is that movies are essentially made by committee it’s bad execs are not good
Right now we are going in a bad direction and what’s scary is it’s not just the big movies that that happens for anymore it’s also happening with the smaller movies which is freaky like that’s not good and she does a lot of Indies and a lot of big movies and so
She’s coming out and saying that and she broke her [ __ ] promoting that movie like she was out on every show she was but dare I say you did work I think it’s fine to say art by committee doesn’t work no but I think I don’t know there’s
A nicer like it’s a movie that people paid money to see there’s a honestly this is my this is my I don’t think so hone okay but I loved Madam web okay I had fun during Madam web I had such a good time the last seeing is she looks
Like um uh the Oracle from The Matrix in the most insane way Dakota Johnson looks like the Oracle the Oracle from The Matrix meets Professor X meets Dakota Johnson oh my God I why the only way to calibrate exactly what that is and and she’s so [ __ ] funny in it like it’s
So funny the line reads are so funny Sydney Sweeney is in a different movie those girls didn’t have any sort of chemistry I was like you got to send them to some sort of Camp to get to know each other they didn’t talk one time unless the camera was on and then the
Villains all of his dialogue was in ADR yeah yeah I’ve heard about that it is but it is jarring to see way more shocking than one point he is speaking and his mouth is closed and I yelled they didn’t finish the movie no there’s fullon Parts where his mouth is saying
Something different than than what you’re hearing incredible and it’s like what and then I I was with my friend and I was like what do you think happened and he was like I think what happened was they realized the movie didn’t make any [ __ ] sense and they had to make
It clearer like we have to know like what the villain is doing and what they want so all his lines are like the reason we’re doing this is because these girls have come to me in my dreams and I will kill them it was a very strange
Accent that but you nailed it thank you it could have been you that was the only thing that was problem with the movie was that it wasn’t these girls I have to go get them I and then at one point he’s like not wearing shoes walking in the
Street I’m like who does that and then I loved how hard they were like it’s it’s 2003 I I had such a fun time they were very tic for some reason it’s it’s takes place like 16 years ago for some it’s a per the one but I will say I know Dakota
Said she signed up for one thing but there is a scene where she has blood on her hands and it truly looks like she’s like I guess I’ll wash these like I was like that’s on you that’s a choice you made that’s not editing and that wasn’t
Writing the blood on your hand oh no a girl so that’s I just I think everyone made choices and everyone’s continuing to make choices and everyone will make choices going forward I’ll probably see it again in theaters wow still there it’s on my plane is it it was on my
Plane on the way I maybe it’s not you I think you’ll have fun in the sky okay 100% Sky film for sure yeah like great honestly you could go in and be like this is a satire social commentary on the superhero genre and it’s a genius
Movie oh yeah it literally like if you think about it that way it is a genius movie Supernatural movie moment in this was it fun I get to fly yes and it’s really [ __ ] cool was it on wires yes uh it was I was on wires in a harness and it was funny because I’ve worn a harness before and I’ve flown before actually
It’s actually is in a big old swing [ __ ] my daddy um but I’m horny but um I was in the harness and I was like oh boy this is pretty uncomfortable and I feel like I’m tilted forward is there any way we can fix that he was like oh if you’re
Comfortable that means you’re safe and then I immediately thought back to the other harness I was in I was like deeply comfortable like swinging around in Romania cuz that’s where I shot the thing and I was like did I almost die Romania yeah I was in a Disney
Commercial or not Disney sorry Nestle commercial and uh Romania was the Nestle commercial yeah it was a commercial that only aired overseas and the stunt guy I remember him saying he was like we tested the harness on the biggest man we could find you are still much bigger but
You will be okay the Romanian person was is and then they used like fishing wire to move me around and I was like huh I don’t this budget is low um but on this the budget was high how high did you fly like pretty [ __ ] high like I don’t
Know like I almost was like six feet in the air but that’s like eight that’s a me it felt like I like you you were higher than my head a full story yeah yeah yeah yeah I bet you were up a full story like a probably I feel like I was
Like at the SE like higher than that ceiling I was like high damn it was like very high up and you felt very powerful I felt really powerful but also it’s funny they left in the movie like my little feet go out because my the harness didn’t allow me to like close my
Legs and look cuz I’m fat um but I think it looks funny look like you had the power to levitate oh thank you um but yeah I it was really cool and then I did have like a monologue to say in this guy yes so I did it a couple times and then
There was a time where I was like I might pass out because it’s like pressing on my diaphragm and I was like can I come down for a second and everyone’s like yes and I don’t know why I thought they’d be like no but it’s
Like not that hard you just lower M yeah and like take a minute and then they have like little apple boxes for me immediately it was really cool yeah I felt taken care of you felt taken care of good but it’s like I imagine it’s that you feel like you are a consumate
Professional you you know how to like plug into different situations in your various jobs but then for this it was like that’s a funny monologue too by the way oh thank because the joke I remember is like now like like so Nicole plays the president of the M the American Society
For Magical Negroes and she is basically saying that like it’s we do important work and in our work we have raised our life expectancy to what is it to that of a white nonsmoker ners white nonsmokers that was a monologue yeah it’s a funny monolog but that’s a long one yeah it
Was pretty long um and it was tough to do in a harness and then I was standing on a a little base for some of it for mulp and then I got to improvise and uh at one point I have to like climb up a ladder and that was fun to play with
That physicality it was just really fun and director Kobe just like trusted me to bring what I wanted to bring seems cool yeah and then we like molded it from there it was fun and Justice is adorable Justice is so cute so wonderful David Allen Greer David Allen Greer is
So kind and nice that’s a real legend [ __ ] hero yeah I really really like him um at the rap party uh there was like you know light food and whatnot you could have ordered something and I didn’t realize that and he ordered a pizza and he only ate half of it and
He’s like all right I’m getting out of here and I was like all right bye David it’s so good to see you would it be weird if I ate the rest of your pizza he was like yeah and I was like I’m gonna weird because we weren’t sitting
At the same table I don’t know what he did to that pizza but Chow Down on it I’m taking someone’s leftovers like I I mean if he’s going to take it’s family style all right it’s family style it’s part you above I feel it’s not it’s it’s a rap party the rules
Are a little massaged you know it’s like the rap parties are only coming back now like you know what’s funny like the thing I’m shooting right now it’s the very first time ever that I’ve done something where people aren’t wearing masks on set it’s so different it is
Different you get to know people more absolutely and you feel more connected what are you shooting can you say yeah I’m shooting the series on Netflix called No Good Deed ooh and you know what’s funny too A lot of the people that are on this crew were on
The last show I was on and I didn’t because because I had never seen the their bottom face um and so like suddenly I’m like oh wow like I didn’t realize how like impersonal at all obviously we did but like it really stopped that thing that’s fun about
Being on you know like yeah I mean I I we spoil ourselves at work because it’s like you see see people every week and yeah you’re very spoiled very spoiled you’re very spoiled you’re very spoiled I oh no very spoiled wow I kind of like that is n still on
Uh uh you can’t say you can log into Netflix and watch it I don’t know if it’s coming back I simply don’t know no I don’t know I I would love for it to come back I feel like people still like it um I I do love paid but also it is a
Fun job like it genuinely a fun job and I do like doing it I love jacqu Torres also it’s really fun to like um figure out how uh contestants are going to take me in you and you think you think at this point like they don’t already like have
An idea of how to take you in well they cut out me saying [ __ ] and like stuff like that like sometimes I’ll read the prompter and be like well [ __ ] [ __ ] and then and then they’ll be like you’re a real Luda and I’m like yes I know um but yeah
I just try to like make sure we’re all having fun yeah it is so fun I I just I like doing it I think I was supposed to do a nailed it holiday thing and then it got canceled or something like I was not
I I was supposed to do it and then like something didn’t happen I’m having like a flashback oh maybe yeah you do special nail DS right we do and we only did like four episodes we’re were supposed to do six okay maybe that was it there you go
Little cruffle happened sure sure sure the pandemica no something else sure you do you do get like the sweetest like people coming through there like I you do like immediately like like they endear themselves to you asting is very good at what they do like they’re really
Great at finding just like very nice sweet people who don’t take themselves too seriously uh I don’t think we’ve had any contestants who are really like bummed about things they’re just like I just came for fun yeah yeah how does let’s give it up for casting people in
General because I’m thinking about this in terms of dating and I’m like why can’t I find a single normal guy I’ve been on a casting job for years at this point to be like I just want a guy who’s this this and this not so much to ask
For these are people who professionally do this for like on mass like we need this many people of this type let’s let’s go out in the world and find them it’s wild and then when you watch something you’re like oh my God the chemistry is off the like I just watch
Good Fellas I know very late on it but whoever cast that I was like Jesus [ __ ] Christ everybody is spot on it is so good and there’s so many characters so many characters who’s who’s one of the wives one of the the the oh my [ __ ]
Inred right she lost to ghost uh whoopy Goldberg that year which I really love OD Brown yeah I mean come on you know who you know dine Joy Randol played odm Brown on Broadway my God and she she was incredible she was nominated for Tony Awards yeah and she said she was on
Watch What Happens Live and he asked this question like he does this game sometimes like have you met them and went through a bunch of famous people and he was like asked about Beyonce Beyonce and dine was like yes Beyonce and Jay-Z came to ghost wow and
Afterwards they came back and I met Beyonce and Jay-Z and I guess like it’s just like you just wouldn’t expect to see them at like a broad show G on Broadway I mean if you love them movie you got to see the music you see Beyonce and J Beyonce walks into Jay-Z’s like
Room knock knock knock hey babe I want to go see ghost B yeah for sure you see ghost is on Broadway and I would like to see it we can leave blue with a babysitter I would love to hear the conversation the planning for ghost right my God that’s
Beautiful you guys know ghost you know the story of ghost love ghost I want to do a sequel to ghost where I play OD Brown daughter where we don’t know that Carl had like like a son or whatever I’m dating Carl’s son who’s only dating me
To get to OD because he knows that OD may had something to do with Carl’s death and then kills OD OD May takes Patrick s’s part and then we have to go find Molly to let her know that Carl’s son is on his way to kill her it’s a
Perfect second [ __ ] beat oh my God and I want Paramount to give you have thought about it and you have a pitch you have a you just did it I bought it in the room thank you and you don’t need s to do it I’m looking at
Our Focus Features we need to get Focus Features on the phone with Paramount yeah what the hell this cuz if you don’t want it search like does search likees I’m tell you that right now Disney does oh period period I have to this is how
Movies work you say it on a podcast and then Mr Paramount goes that was a good idea mod well commission I don’t know why mrount is yeah he’s like SS I got to get that movie Ghost is good though I mean wow my favorite [ __ ] movie is your favorite movie that my
Cousin Vinnie and house guest have you met you’ve been on The View yes she’s such a delight she great she’s so nice she’s one of those people where it’s like Meet Your Heroes yeah meet your hero moment and she like I think she does her a really good job of like
Keeping up with like the youth she like I think she like really like studied like our little generation of comedians you know what I mean proud of us I get when I did it she like referenced something that I had done I was like you’ve watched me cuz I like grew up
Watching Ghost and I always thought ghost was a romcom because I there is romance Roman she’s so funny in it the bank scene still makes me laugh and like who are you talking to like it’s just so and then the pink outfit and then she
Gives the check to the nun and then it’s so cool that that’s like that’s an Oscar winning performance absolutely I mean Molly you danger girl you just accept it as part of the culture but it had to be created it had to be created by whoy I miss I mean like
She would never do it anymore but like she was one of the great Oscar hosts I think she would do it again if that if if it was a thing that was possible right I think she’s just in she yeah I feel like with award shows we
Stopped doing Big Ideas like big swings like there’s maybe it was the Tony I remember but what be like came out of the ceiling it was it was the Oscar she was doing sexy be she was doing she was doing sexy be yeah come get me boys but
Then she went I am the sexy beast yeah yeah like she so good it’s so fun when people take big swings and have like a nice time but I think like big swings and internet culture don’t go well together but you would think they would yes it’s not like they care about inter
R culture now because what it’s like he came out and did a monologue Kimmel I mean like it was good but it wasn’t like they were trying to get with it which I thought was a good thing I’m all for big swings but don’t try don’t let the big
Swing swing so swingy that it feels try hard like still be the Oscars yes but give me whoop be coming from the cealing yeah or like a a Hugh Jackman doing a musical number or like I don’t know like fun fun big give me a set yeah in your
Experience of Hosting award shows as a seasoned award show host are you you like is that where you’re going to lead with going forward or is this something you’ve learned like I I feel like I wasn’t given the the the the latitude to take a big swing um I’ll always sell a
Joke whether I like it or not if someone higher up than me really really likes it I will sell the [ __ ] out of it you’re so good to do that I I don’t think I I’m like I don’t want to say that well also it’s like once you were there and if you
Can be that joke beat the joke but if you can’t sell the joke don’t bail on it if you have nothing better no that sucks and then it’s like you weren’t the only one writing it there’s other people writing it you going throw them under
The that’s not nice I have it on good authority um that no so they all the presenter bits are written right like but one of the Oscar presenter bits was like written by the people doing it and it didn’t go well and it was like and
They say like do the bits like and they pitch them a lot lot of bits and and like there’s a lot of options on the table but people really think they can do it better and then if you’re not there actually marinating in it and really understanding how it’s going to feel in
The room you can’t it doesn’t really matter who you are go up there and and and do something that’s just not in in the tone or of the vibe of what’s Happening like it’s not going to go great I just also like I’m not someone who can cosign on like I’m going into
This thing where there’s a bunch of writers who’ been working on it for we yeah and it’s been their job and like I’m going to do my own thing like if you’re not good enough to execute what they’re doing or if you feel like if you feel above it like that’s
The issue yeah like at the Emmy they had me bite into a Emy shaped cake and did I want to eat a bunch of fondant no but I was like I see where this is I’m going to get it all over my dress it’s going
To crumble on the floor it’s going to be cute it’ll be funny and it killed it oh great all do is like really commit to like being like this wasn’t good good chomping but you didn’t have to get talked too too much into that did you no yeah you know
I I you’re a are you kidding I’m not thinking I’m I’m not getting paid you want me to beat your joke and not get paid for it no cuz El that’s work for you no I got to sit at home and be like what’s funnier than this joke about
Ladybird no I’ll do it do it perfect perspective sell it yeah why not what’s the harm in it even if you don’t like it whatever just give me that piece of cake who cares give me the cake let me ruin the dress I guess that’s the only thing
That would rub me is just like oh this is going to ruin my my gown my luck that’s fine the network paid for it I’ll get this [ __ ] dry cleaned if I want like what w I’m also not vain like that like I’ll look pretty but like I’ll
Get nasty for a bit I don’t care I still remember your emy’s look from a few years ago it was purple with the um with the puffs blue blue purp it was purple it was purple um it was and oh yeah I said I wanted to wear
Purple and he made this like it I didn’t even see the sketches I just saw I was told don’t worry about it okay and then Marco brought me this dress and I cried I had never put on something so pretty and as a fat woman like you just don’t
Get to wear beautiful things like that and it is on tour it’s like in a museum it’s yeah and I wish I had it like as part of a uh Christian has like a bunch of dresses that that go around and are in museums and it was in
Fit for a little bit I think it was in New Orleans for a little bit um so it’s it is an iconic it was such a pretty dress tell he really prizes it it’s a Hu like he’s very proud of that it feels so cool yeah that’s awesome he is a really
Like he’s of he’s in the culture man like he he is a pop culture icon you know we I have not met him outside of this one thing but Bowen and I were at the Glad Awards last year and they did like an auction and there were they were
Auctioning off a reading with Tyler Henry Hollywood medium who I call Twink psychic and Matt loves him I love him and they were like it was like uh you will get an exclusive reading with Tyler and I was like oh my God and so they started the bitting high but I was like
I’m going for it I was like I had the opportunity and so I raised the paddle and it was like all of a sudden it was like looking like I was going to win and then someone from over across the room is going so Bowen says I’ll split it
With you keep going so we keep going Suddenly It’s a battle between me anden and chrisan and it was cute it was actually very cute he sort of got up at his chair staring us down but he won we backed off because it literally I think
It went for like 30 grand yeah we got it was insane I think our I think our hands were in the air for this crazy get out of money to the point where we were like what’s Happ we’re going to split it it’s for an
Amazing in cause ET da da and then we lost and I was fine and I hope his reading was great yeah he should come on the show and talk about the show and talk about the reading we would love to have Christian Tyler the Hollywood medium come on the show and give you
Guys a reading he seems like someone who is I would be down for that I’d be so down for that but there’s something about him that I’m like I’m really intimidated and like I don’t know I would feel so crazy to reach out to him
And be like hey I I host a podcast you know we’re going to do it we’re going to reach out okay do it but here’s the thing have you ever had like a pyic greeting yeah yeah has it gone good yeah I um have one person that I’ve been to
Only one time but I will go back uh they told me a conversation that I had with my sister the day before and then told me what I should say to her I said it to her and she responded with I really needed to hear that um they predicted
Something would happen it happened I didn’t know what it was he didn’t know what it was but it was like a big thing that happened um and then another thing that he said was going to happen just happened and I was like we’re going back okay gotta go back got to figure some
[ __ ] out wow love him um and then I just saw this other lady whose Name Escapes me um but she said some stuff it was Laura Li it was laurelai Gilmore and she spoke so fast I didn’t get it yeah a Paladino P but yeah I love them I love I just um
Paid for a psychic reading for my dog oh wait dog psychic I want to know what he’s thinking all right I’ve heard that these people are legit are legit okay they really are I’m excited I was going to get one for few years ago a friend
The dog has sadly passed but I always wanted to get a dog psychic reading cuz I always wanted to know but maybe they could talk to the dog from Beyond that’s actually that’s a great I don’t know I’ll maybe I’ll brush that subject I don’t know it might be sensitive but um
Oh yeah don’t never mind that’s terrible I I never really I never really bought the psychic thing I always thought it was fun and then we went last year I had gone through like a kind of like traumatic breakup and uh Bowen and our friend Patrick took me to go see the
Psychic and the psychic sends Bowen and my friend Patrick out of the room like you need to leave to the phasing cold oh my God so I hadn’t heard from like a person in like weeks and I thought I never would again and the psychic looks
At me and goes he’s going to call you and I was like I don’t think he is Nicole my phone rang and it was that person where was this in New York in New York will you give me their name no because that then I got scammed was full
Scammer so once that happened it opened the door to me of course believing anything she said because why wouldn’t I she had literally was that just like dumb luck I don’t know so then I went to my therapist so well then I then then after that happened she then starts to
Like be like now I need this amount of money from you so I can be your spiritual guide because you know of gave her that all that money which was the worst how traumatized I was so then I I’m leaving and I’m feeling like sick to my stomach I call Bowen and I’m
Like this just happened I am in a really bad place I can’t believe I’m in this he goes I don’t like this like you were you were like she she got me a little bit she got me to pay like $500 for a shockra Resa and I felt nothing he was
He he he immediately felt like he got got so then he goes he goes I don’t like this and I think you need to stop talking to her I hang up the phone she calls and she goes I know that you’re feeling doubts did you have like a wire tab like
What the [ __ ] well then then I literally then I started to think that Bowen and my friend Patrick were in a conspiracy with the psychic and this other person to extort money from me oh my God if you were me you wouldn’t have thought that I don’t know I don’t think so
Because we walked into the psychic who I didn’t know but my friends knew and I was like are they Patrick knew I did not know I was like are they working me oh my are they working me I was like I thought that one of the most logical
Explanations in a world where like psychics aren’t real the logical explanation was oh they’re after me my good sisters I [ __ ] hate this lady even more because she made you think that I was like plotting against I literally it was a moment it was a temporary moment that I had and I was
Doing but how how are we connecting the dots how did that man call you after she was like he’s going to call you how did how did how did she there the only the only explanation is that she actually has this psychic gift because cuz then I
Was talk to then I literally thought to myself is my psychic in with this person who I was introduced to by my friend who was there and I was just like and I was like is this a conspiracy I will give you her name offir to see her I’m telling you who El
Might go back me no you guys if you go back I love it I hope 10 years from now we’re in a documentary and we’re like it seemed like a good idea at the time I gave her all my money literally oh oh it was it was enough money for my
Accountant at the end of the year to be like hey who’s oh this and why was this right and I was like it was right it was a personal experence psychic um no and so then I went to my therapist and I was like Hey are psychics real and my
Therapist was like I do believe that they do have a gift I do have I think they have a heightened sense like the way anyone has like yes yes but they pair that gift with an intuition to to take M so I think that yes what you’re
Saying is like it goes so far and then on top of that they utilize the fact that they’re able to get into someone emotionally to then say things like need to now do spiritual work on you it’s going to cost x amount and then he was
Like I need she was like I need to do spiritual work on x amount of other people and before I left she told me something like don’t trust one of your friends see this is the [ __ ] thing that cuz that’s what they do they trying to cut off might talk about that’s cult
That’s like a cult abuser 100% give me her also also so excited we talked about her on this podcast for a couple episodes and multiple people reached out to me to be like is it this person and I was like and it was and she has a reputation for [ __ ] scamming and I
Know I paid for her Disney trip I love that so so she goes to me she’s like you she goes she goes I’m going to follow up with you in like two weeks and she goes oh actually I can’t go that week cuz I’m actually taking my kids to Disney she
Lives in like she lives in her in her like Studio say it didn’t look like she had Expendable income to go do the Disney trip unless you paid I paid for did she do Zoom sessions no I’m not doing that I want her because here’s the thing honestly
Nicole blowing aside right now if you do engage with her I want you to go in thank you it seems like you found a good guy who is I love him he’s great at one point I was trying to say something he’s like you’re a witch and I was like yes
That’s what I was going to say and he was like yeah I wrote it down right here and it was like already written it was like wild wow cuz I am a witch I make things happen it’s wild are you a manifestor or you do believe actual make
Things happen when I’m like in Peril uh when I was in Greece I was uh at this like beach club and it was like the hottest day of the year and we asked the cab driver of the cab would come back and get us I was with my friend mono and
He could corroborate this and the cab driver’s like no one’s going to come get you it’s too far out and we were like okay but he’s like there’s a bus stop that’s like a 10-minute walk and we said okay so we were walking and it’s truly
So so hot and we were so drained and like the sand was burning our toes and like Mano was miserable and I was miserable and there was like a couple cars passing but really no cars and I was like doesn’t anyone hitch hike here
And he was like I don’t know a call and I was like okay and then I was like a car is going to stop and we’re going to get in it and then a car stopped this lady goes where y’all going not y’all it was Grease she like where I can’t do a
Greek accent she where you going that’s it that was it she asked us where we were going we said the bus stop and she’s like but then where after and we were like oh we’re going back to the boat and she’s like well just take you
And M was like do you and I was like I’m I’m already in the car and then we got in the car there was other people walking on the road that she did not stop for and then she took us all the way to the boats and it was really
Lovely and Mano was like that’s really wild that you said doesn’t anyone hitchhike here and then a car stopped CU he’s like I don’t think people hitchhike here um yeah I made that car up here I refused to believe differently I think I believe you have the gift I don’t think
You need to reach out to this specific person I would like to why why I want to know how to harness my gift further I would like to know when when and where I’m meeting a man when and where I’ll get to suck a dick again when and where
I’ll get deep [ __ ] when and where I’ll get my back blown out when and where I’ll get my titties sucked on so you want specific granular details on when I want longitude and L you want longitude what I loved about comped to is she gave drama like one time like
Again I’m devastated I it’s the lowest I’ve ever been and is that true sort of so then I go back and she like she goes to shuffle her cards because it’s the tarot cards and as she’s shuffling she just starts to shake her head and she goes it’s
Bad it’s really bad and I’m like really she goes there is Darkness she’s just like doing the cards like and she’s just giving so much like the CEST performer she’s just like G it’s it’s so good she a white lady no okay she it’s ethnically ambiguous sure we
Love to say it I’m going to call her Latina okay the way she kicked me and Patrick out was also so dramatic out you guys got to go you guys got I don’t like your energy she goes she goes she goes it’s too much energy she goes I need him
Alone I was like and and they go are you okay I was like m oh this lady I’m good I was not I I can’t wait I’m so excited I tell her we say hello no tell her we say hello and then we’re on to her do
Not tell her I said you because you know what she’ll know I she will know you’re going to walk in she’s going to be like this yeah I’ve been waiting sit down I she goes I heard you were talking [ __ ] on a podcast I need this she goes I
Heard you were talking [ __ ] on that [ __ ] podcast and I was like don’t say that word she’ll say wait a minute this is a good this is a good fod for an idea that we have oh that’s good that actually is good what for like a movie or TV show CU you
Should write it it’s really iconic it’s really I like I mean I literally almost did write a script about like someone who gets [ __ ] over like a long con by their friends and a relationship and a psychic and like they all leave town and like that he’s got no money and like he
Finds them and Kill Bills them oh I just kill that performance at the Grammys was fun is amazing that was so fun that was a big swing are you wish as a fan I like her I like her her a lot I like that she lies yeah have you like seen like the
Deep dive in like her lies Li she’ll tweet things she’ll be like I don’t have a TV and then someone be like here’s a picture of you in a TV when I met her like very silly things silly like little like I don’t leave the
House and I was like I feel like that can’t be true well you met her out of the house right I met her out so you know that’s not true I don’t leave the house like I love it I love people who tell little lies that you could like
Just disprove that’s like that Instagram man who was like uh I can’t remember his name but he was like oh I trained with monks or something he’s like he gives advice but then someone’s like well here’s your Tik Tok from Brooklyn at the time that you said you were with the
Monks like it’s fun I love when people lie yeah cuz it gives you but but you just have to catch them in the line and make it fun it has get the ball rolling yeah yeah otherwise not good I don’t know don’t love Liars but a little one I
Guess if it’sing like harmless like like what’s a I don’t know what’s a what’s a harmless lie what’s a harmless lie like we harmlessly lie I at breakfast yeah that’s funny and if you do that after that’s I pancakes every day that’s a funny lie that’s a funny
Lie or like I’ve never seen an orange before you have how’s your fountain honestly better I found a really nice man who comes and cleans itro um once a month that’s really frequent that’s good well you have to otherwise water gets stagnant and then it starts a stinking and then the
Mosquitoes come and they they sting you bite you oh 100% did you inherit the fountain or install the fountain I inherited the fountain okay so you wouldn’t choose to live this life no yeah no is the in front of your home mhm okay so it’s very much a centerpiece on
Display yeah I think it’s nice therefore Alejandra has to come in yeah and birds sometimes take baths there and one bird passed away oh I like was like what’s there and I was like bones it got down to the bone yeah so you just let it sit and
Decompose well I just hadn’t uh it’s not funny it’s a circle of life you let feather and flesh go into there were still feathers but like I could see the bone but it’s like indirect sunlight oh and it’s it’s just got yeah I got roasted but then I was like what
Happened to that bird why was it so sick it’s dying I know I I want to say like literally you’re talking about this dead bird andless I’m still stuck on the psychic because I do want to say I am afraid of her and but I will say what’s what’s
Putting me at EAS is she did tell me at the end of one session she goes I want you to know I don’t do any dark magic okay so then that’s that’s her way of saying that she does dark M I need her information she a liar I could give you
Her number please no I don’t cuz here’s not what’s here’s what’s not going to happen I’m not going to give you her number I’m going to tell you who she is and where you can find her and I just want you to walk in just walk in great I
Will do that next time you’re in New York I will do that I will make a special trip just to see her bring a friend bring sasher or something okay and if she’s worth her salt she will know ahead of time that I’ve come that
You’ve come for her I’ve been told but I feel like you’ll be the me that goes in and goes all the way with the psychic and in 6 months you’re in a relationship and sasher will be like B and will be like this is bad I can’t wait if she
Kicks sasher out then that’s a huge red flag Scarlet Banner okay you know what I mean yes so excited for this journey for me I kind you know what I really want to do like and I might have you do with me after this is just walk into a psychic on like
Hollywood Boulevard okay no he doesn’t want to doesn’t believe bow doesn’t believe in the this man’s name and I think you’ll like him did you guys ever know Farah Brooke the comedian yes she had she had a podcast called psychic hotline $1 a minute oh yeah and she would like have a
Guest on and you guys would both we like she would have her and the guest call a psychic cot line and it was an amazing idea it was good I went on one time and this woman just lied about everything to me y you’re you’re going to move in with
Someone by September oh you’re going to meet someone in August and then by September you’ll move in I was like oh my God that this was 2018 16 or something and like nothing happened oh nothing happened I don’t believe in phone psychic really no because I called
The phone psychic so another thing about this psychic is I dealt with the psychic and then got obsessed and contacted like three other ones to to cross reference and I have to say I know so two of them it all checked out then the last one I
Was on the phone and she goes congratulations this is the year you buy a home and I was just like okay did not happen did not happen she goes there’s no one in your life that you’re worried about I was like no that’s not true that’s not true
For anybody she goes things are going great in your love life it’s your career that’s in shambles I was like that’s actually opposite OPP yeah ja I was just like your career is in sh and and then I said to myself like I was like do do I
Hang up or like should I just keep listening but I I’m not rude I’m too polite see this is how you got ins snared is because you’re so polite in New Orleans I saw this like Street psychic I was wearing bright red sunglasses with like stars and moons a
Gold skirt a shirt with a dinosaur on it a weird jacket like I looked unhinged my hair was braided down to my butt and I walked up and I was like I want I want a reading and they were like okay they were like hell yeah sit down they go you
Don’t like attention and I was like wait a minute I’m dressed like the most insane person I can’t believe believe orans that was their like they saw you met you you sat down and I said you don’t like attention huh Mato was like what is happening he’s like this lady’s
Wrong and then I bought a $500 Pig painting um that has glitter on it it’s not because you hate attention so you got something good out of it yeah I and I paid too much I didn’t realize you had to haggle she said 500 and I said okay
And then mat was like that lady never thought you were going to buy that for she like I’ll ship it to you I’ll it for you she was like she took the money and threw herself under a table and you paid her $500 I paid her
$500 prob had a great day um I still have the painting it’s my first piece of art and boy oh boy is it silly 500 for like original art art handmade art bargain yeah honestly I will say the skill level questionable well I think a child could have done this
There’s literal glitter on it it’s just like a a pig not at any sort of like perspective with like little leg not any and then just like the background is like yeah it looks like like if Lisa Frank maybe uh got really sick and had long Co and like she was like gotta
Gotta get another pig out there it’s tough got long got long oh I loved your special your crowd work special by the way it was so good I watched the whole thing and I was eating breakfast I was like just sat there the whole time I was like
This is so [ __ ] funny you’re the best in the biz you know it thank you your George Santos is funny oh we don’t have to do this back and forth that’s very I I I just I just it just came to me that and you’re funny I love
That very upset that it did not come back for season 2 even though the whole season was written should we cut that out yeah but you know now you know what I heard not dead again really like not necessarily dead amazing after reading they did a lar I guess so yeah like I
Heard I heard potentially there there’s life in her yet I wanted to come to did it did it go did you hear about what happened to Jennifer Jennifer Louis what happened okay she’s okay now but so I had spoken to her last year she is okay
And I’m going to tell you what happened genuinely love her no she’s an Legend and a friend and so like when I so I had spoken to her last year and she told me that she was like going through a health thing but that she was fine and that she
Didn’t really want anyone talking about it so she didn’t want to get into it but we talk about it later and so I remember like we never got we never reconnected again about that but just the other day there was a um interview with her and
Robin Roberts mhm so last year I guess after I love that for you like rap and had come out and like everything she went on a long vacation she loves to travel like she that’s her thing like she always says like I didn’t get married she’s like I’m married to
Traveling I’m married to Nature like that’s my life and so she took um the woman who had co-written her autobiography her next her last book stepping in my joy in these streets um this was post herge getting the Hollywood star on the Walk of Fame and I
Had just seen her so she goes on this long vacation with this friend I guess they got to the serengetti and they had seen like gorillas they had like done all this cool [ __ ] like she it was like the six or seven stop on her World trip and she goes in her like
Hotel or like her room at like this like I guess like Resort in the serengetti where it’s like elevated and I guess there was like an infinity pool that had no sides so basically it was like there was a 10ft drop off the infinity pool my
God and it was pitch dark so in the serengetti when the lights go down it gets very pitch black uhhuh so she described in this interview with Robin Roberts like she wasn’t given a tour of the space she goes out she’s like in Africa she’s like you know enjoying
Herself she walks and just falls off the side 10 ft into like a rocky dry Ravine her shoulder and hip take the impact she breaks her femur which is the largest she’s laying it’s Pitch Black in I’ll say again the middle of the seretti so she somehow musters she says
It was difficult to even take a big breath to scream that’s how she described it she called out for her friend Lori she screamed like Lori thank God she heard her because literally Jennifer Lewis says in the interview she goes the last thing I heard was a lion
Roar and she made a joke she goes and she thought what a headline the king ate the queen and like laughed her Jennifer Lewis laugh but it was like months of Rehabilitation oh my God and she kept it a total secret the only person that knew was her friend because she said she
Didn’t want to call back and like tell anyone in her family like I’m in the hospital in the serengetti you know what I mean like so yeah cuz then everyone’s like worried and then you have to feeli that and they had to airlift her out of
There oh my God like they took her to the hospital then they had to airlift her out out of there like it was a nightmare that’s awful and then they showed footage of her like rehabilitating like she is a superhero and a legend and an icon and I
Just wow couldn’t believe how strong she had to be to like not only survive that but then get up from that yes she says she’s writing another book about it she says it’s going to be called get up I mean like and then of course like the end of the interview with Robin
Roberts is like Jennifer getting on the piano and being like I fell in the jungle I love her so much I it’s the craziest story it’s the wildest story I’m literally watching it my jaw is on the ground it’s like a 20-minute interview with Robin Roberts I I and she
Didn’t tell anyone that’s so wild I just thought she had a health concern I I didn’t know it was an actual like near-death experience with wild animals in the sing can you imagine no no and by the way video of the whole thing what not of the actual fall but
Her friend I guess like had called the police and like was like taking video and using her phone camera to like shine a light on her literally it’s like you see her in the position where she fell a Willer Beast runs by no that’s wild that’s too wild it up I don’t understand
Why they wouldn’t have some sort of barrier like to stop people from falling like that’s wild it was like a Chic infinity pool Sue that place get your money I mean I went to Africa I didn’t fall down or anything but monkeys are trying to steal my peanuts um those
Bastards it was so rude I was like I can’t believe these are my peanuts what did you say to them I said these are my peanuts get out of here did you enjoy Africa I did I was in South Africa Zimbabwe Zambia the SE shells and yeah
Ho sprit was another part of South Africa um I mean it’s a long flight to [ __ ] get there but it’s stunning it’s the parts I went to were beautiful wow I want to go to North Africa next go to North Africa where I don’t know Algeria Tunisia Egypt is we got Morocco
And Epcot oh okay let me head over to Florida yeah just get on a plane hop a jump got a good table service restaurant there please don’t talk to the psychic again I will I would like to speak to because honestly as traumatic as it was
For me I think it was just as traumatic it wasn’t just as traumatic I was just deeply like he was worried Matt’s in a is in a bad way it was bad anyway sorry not to bring not to bring no it’s okay I’ve also seen bad psychics I had one
Who she was like you’re in your ho face you’re like men are going to be throwing themselves at you it’s going to be so rich and you’re going to like really find yourself I’m in the driest spell of my whole life have you genuinely ever
Had a ho face cuz I don’t think I have yeah when I lived in New York I drank a lot and I was pretty pretty loose with it uh this man landed in Los Angeles yesterday and immediately [ __ ] somebody so I don’t know what talking about you literally did I know yday
Saying this is such an excep the guy was hot too whatever how did you meet him internet the internet the grinder I once Got Fingered outside of a bar and then the man took my earring as like a souvenir he fingered not only your [ __ ] he fingered The Earle ear loop he got
All up in there he said I’m taking this mhm the nut and I’m taking this all up in your ear okay I think it’s time for Adam think so honey I think it’s probably time a [ __ ] you kind hinted at yours you said you had something yeah
But like I already said my piece well I guess we’re going toand into more pieces this is I don’t think Swan it’s our one minute segment where we take a little bit of time specifically 60 seconds to rant against something in culture that we just we’re over it we’re simply over
It we’re simply over it um I said I had one earlier right yeah I think we had one but I think mine just went away but I have a new one that just took its place okay good okay great this is are you ready wa yeah yeah yeah I’m ready
This is Matt Rogers I don’t think so Honey’s time starts now I don’t think so honey you need me to sign for a package I’m not home I’m not doing cool boy [ __ ] I’m over there over here I’m out at the club you might call me the opposite of
Sza I can’t stay in the home I am out here and let me tell you something the truth FedEx losers you’re obsessed with me you’re trying to check me down day after day and you can’t find me just call me text me beat me if you want to reach me call me Kim
Possible babe except it’s quite possible to find me anyone who can find me has my number FedEx has my number give me a buzz say hey is this your thing I’ll be like yeah and ask me can I believe it in your doorstep do I have your endorsement
Yes you do what is the big idea and now I have to after three attempts cuz I’m not around at 11:00 a.m. I have to go to the FedEx place which I am not convinced exists 5 seconds and go to the warehouse and figure it out I don’t think so honey
And that’s one minute yeah you’re so right for that yeah I agree I have things that have been sent to me I will never see again yeah because they’re at the quote unquote Place yeah I hate it and I don’t think they exist because then you try to
Find out okay where exactly is the location and it’s just a phone number that you call and it say did you go online and then you go online and it’s like you got to call the number I hate that [ __ ] let me talk to somebody that’s what’s happening to me
With uh Spectrum I’ve been trying to cancel my cable and you can’t do that online you have to call them but then they put you on hold and I’m like but I have things to do they told me I absolutely had to upgrade my Spectrum to
A spectrum business account no so I did that little did I know they’ve kept me on my original Spectrum account so now I’ve been being charged twice for internet and wireless for like and television for like quite a while and quite frankly I’m pissed because I did
Ask them I was likees this replace my old thing they were like it should gobble de you know this is words words words and more and I’m just like that’s insane you should ask you should be like I would like a refund because why would I be paying double for the same address
If it wasn’t um like winning a chess game against Ana Taylor Joy I would be able to talk to someone but she’s very good at chess as it were and that’s she sees it in the sky but only when she does her narcotics just drugs I finally
Watched the last episode of the Queen’s Gambit three weeks ago it’s a great show never seen it I watched the first six episodes of seven in the year of Our Lord 2020 never saw the finale and then 3 weeks ago I finally saw it spoiler alert she
Wins Checkmate [ __ ] I love that it’s actually roller culture number 99 Queen’s Gambit spoiler alert she wins [ __ ] M that I got something you feeling yourself yeah I’m going to get a little gross but I think we can all relate okay I think here we go it feels like we’re
Leaping into it I can’t wait this is B yangs I don’t think so honey his time starts now I don’t think so honey waterbased versus silicone Lo which is I see I don’t know what’s what and I don’t know what to use for what situation I
Just want a Lube that that works that just works period without any [ __ ] tradeoffs I don’t want it to stay in my sheets with a giant oil puddle I don’t but I also don’t want to I don’t want to Sticky Sticky Sticky all over me yeah and it gets sticky sticky sticky all
Over them and it it’s like why can’t it just be oil yeah that that oil that’s water olive oil olive oil that’s so the why can’t it be butter that dissolves in water that that can come out in the wash 15 seconds aren’t we there yet we’re
We’re trying to live on Mars we can’t even do BL right Elon Musk if you want to win back Humanity come up with that lube dit the cars okay do the lube honey um I have to tell you I think water base is going to be what you love but
Waterbased is sticky is it is it I think I don’t no the other one’s sticky the water based one silicone certainly stains more silicone is the is is the culprit for stains yeah the the I use is Gun oil water-based lubricant Gun oil Gun oil why are men’s things crazy it’s
Lbe why gun gun being blood into this it’s the only H if it’s about Gun oil lubricant I a second amendment and support I’m you up like what the [ __ ] shoot shoot me when I’m [ __ ] PE PE just kidding I’m more like ouch the is right you are in your whole
Phas you’re up here like you touch down in Los Angeles immediately filling yourself up with men and you’re now you’re like all fixed freak a filling yourself up with men I would love to be filled up with a man you 100% but here’s the thing I also like want to like them
Do you know what I mean oh I’m not trying to have like do you remember when you were talking earlier about like how good Fellas got such a good cast it’s cuz they saw a lot of people and I do think that the the way that we’ve heard
This you’re right we’ve heard this I should just no want to know an insane thing I’ve been watching scorsi movies and I like woke up the other day and I was like I think I want to work with Martin sces and I was like says everybody says every [ __ ]
Actor makes a lot of sense actually I think he’d be very taken with you and I think he’d be inspired by how do I meet Marty go to a party Marty had a party Marty had a party okay I what’s a connection you have that you think is a
Connection to Martin didn’t Lauren work with him I feel like Lauren lapus works with cool ass directors no I don’t think so okay H there’s a six de moment that we can make happen you’re you’re at least you’re at most two degrees away from him you think I think you’re
Probably at one degree away from him I don’t think so okay we’re going to figure this out we’re we’re going to help okay you and don’t think so honey I do okay okay shall we you want to time this everyone is Nicole buers I don’t think so honey it’s all over the place
But I don’t think so honey start why are we talking about people’s bodies poor Oprah had to turn off the comments on her Instagram cuz people were coming for her but you want to know that lady in the 80s brought out a wheelbarrow full of fat and she was the thinnest she’d
Ever been because that’s all she’s ever wanted to be thin and her body just doesn’t do that naturally so why are we talking about it why are we mean to her she looks great she’ll probably live a little longer he should but maybe healthier also how come episodes of
Television don’t have 22 Episodes I want to sit at home and I want to watch a lot of TV and I want to go to the movies I don’t want a home release I don’t want it to be streaming I want to watch [ __ ]
On the big screen and have a big ha with all my friends in public and I want to watch lot of lot of TV in bed and I want 22 Episodes what the [ __ ] is this eight episod 10 episod [ __ ] leave Oprah alone give me more t I want to go to the
Movie give me an AMC give me popcorn oh my God I had a hot dog at a movie theer was so good and that’s one minute wow movie theater hot dogs are [ __ ] amazing they’re so good I genuinely said to sare after we saw Madame Webb I said
Everybody should be at the movies they need to see The Wonder of a movie on the big screen and I was really Earnest about of course you were I was like why did we stop going to the movies says he would love you with this attitude I
Would love to see Good Fellas on the big screen like it’s I just I love movies and I’m like give me 22 Episodes of Television so that’s what I watch at home that is what I’m consuming so then I’m like oh I want to go see a movie
Because that’s two hours yeah can I say something so [ __ ] stupid I’m the last person on Earth to get a [ __ ] record player and actually start playing my vinyls and I’m like this is how all albums should be listened to and I think it’s the same is going to the movies
It’s like this is the best hands down way to listen to anything music and I’m like and you’re so right about like I I would have loved to to seen Good Fellas on a big screen i’ never I’m like wait now I want that yeah damn and like
Videot have you been there yet no apparently they play old movies and I was like oh that’s so fun and cool I want that I do want to say bow and I did walk out of Oppenheimer so we literally saw the premiere film of the year and we
Made it halfway through but you don’t know how it ends we know how itend we know how [Applause] it 90 minutes in that bomb hadn’t gone off we could have been started watching Barbie a second time but here’s the thing about that I was like we know how
To Market movies the whole barbin Heimer thing genius I was like so we know how to open movies bring that I would agree we did it in a in a way in a bigger way than we’ve ever done it before with bar by the way largely during the strike too
Which shows that like it doesn’t have to be like you know like necessarily like the same press angles like it’s just there’s to get movies out there but also on the Oprah thing what exactly is happening she admitted to doing a weight loss drug people are now shaming her
She’s on OIC people reolution special yeah and my whole thing is like yes it’s for diabetics but also like when goie and other I think it’s a semi glud I don’t know how to actually say it but like those have been approved for weight loss and then it’s like so fat people
You get mad at them for being fat and then you get mad at them for losing weight and then you’re mad that they’re using something to help them I’m just like so confused about the whole thing and then I’m like I think it should be illegal to talk about someone’s weight
Or their body I think the only thing you should be able to say is you look good you look stunning oh you look spicy this I love you don’t have to say like you look better or like wow you’ve lost way like what no the um they there they did
A great episode on it on maintenance phase which is a great podcast but um about how like the dialogue around yeah OIC is like really [ __ ] weird because we still we’ve never figured out how to talk about yes fat people you know we never ever ever figed out wild it’s like
So yeah like you don’t want them to be fat you don’t want them to get help with it you like people think it’s just a willpower thing and it’s like but you’re not also thinking about like food scarcity like some people don’t have access to like great food some people
Work from like 9 to 8 or whatever and then they don’t have time to exercise and it’s like maybe that would be help Qui yeah which is why that people eat fast food like and it’s like there is a lot of Shame about the way people eat
Too it’s just a tool it’s like I don’t know like a an addict on suboxin would you look down on that no it helps them you’re so right about Oprah like that’s with the whole like Wheeling out the fat thing that’s all she’s ever wanted to be
For 30 years this woman has wanted to either be like smaller or like in shape of sorts like let her be she looks phenomenal yeah she I I felt badly that she was so emotional about it too because it was it’s it’s obviously something that has been like at the
Center of discourse about her for the longest time and she’s probably been through pretty much all of the modern waves of like now we figured it out no now it’s like she’s been through super thin craze body positivity phase you know the the big is beautiful like and
And then it all ended up being hollow because 3 years later it all changes yeah it’s wild and then I don’t know like people I I just think it’s wild cuz it’s like binge eating is a thing that like nobody really understands like and then
It’s like well why can’t we maybe it’s a brain thing that’s like a compuls I don’t know that’s why it’s like hydr are prescribing people on semog glutitis too now because it does actually it is like well if it’s going to make you happier to like have control over some some part
Of your like being then like and they’re testing it with addicts CU it does something that makes you not want or crave and I’m like I don’t know this is [ __ ] interesting why how come the discourse can’t be why did this company make this so so scarce knowing how well it
Works right that’s just I mean I think that’s more the question why is it so hard to get if it’s working for people and then you know there side effects but there’s side effects with everything everything I also think that not more than ever I am convinced that people
Need to M their own [ __ ] business I think so like just mind your own [ __ ] business like and and also just like stop assuming that people did the quote unquote lazy thing stop assuming that people are do the the fast thing stop assuming that like it’s easy for anyone
To make any decision or that you have any bearing on like or that your situation would any be anywhere near close to theirs like you don’t know someone else’s life yeah the the yeah there’s a weird morality that’s going into it well I have to say I’m so happy
That in the four years since we’ve last seen you you’re just as delightful oh thank you you did not let the pandemic take an out of your sparkle no thank you it’s cuz I found a really great therapist since then that’ll I really love her she said
The other day she’s like does it feel like the universe is [ __ ] blocking you and I was like [ __ ] yes and then we had a great big T he he [ __ ] blocking me finding a man I like I feel like that’s what’s happening and I love that she was
Able to like say that to me and she felt comfortable I love her can I steal that for therapy tomorrow for me I mean I literally just you feel univers Co but but I but but as and I just caught myself because I’m like I just I did just have a little encounter
Yeah but [ __ ] block meaning more than just I had sex in this instance like [ __ ] blocking meaning what else are you tell me I feel like you should be you should have like anybody which sucks to hear from anybody but like but I feel that way about you and I know how
Patronizing that sounds and how you feel about people saying that to you but it is just the thing of like Nicole like what like what what is going on I’m like Bowen uhuh he so funny you’re so you’re so perfect IND Dix the musical you were very funny oh thanks Nicole directed by
Martin soresi Mar you at the singalong part I had a friend gleefully say yes and I looked at her and she was like I was told to sing along I was like that’s a wonderful test was so funny oh they would love that it’s in the movie like God God is a
[ __ ] and then they go you’re a bigot and then Jos boy it made me laugh so hard I was like well Nico you better you better get to the theaters like Nicole’s been saying to see the new film from Focus Features Focus Fe did they ask you to
Say it that many times no but I mean like there certainly was there wasn’t a there wasn’t a per capita on like this is the amount we need to hear Focus Features if I’m told oh it’s a Focus Features film I’m going I’m going to go
See it Focus an element of prestige I think would help the public out there I think repetition is funny I love repetition see I mean like you said it and I kind of knew it was coming and it made me laugh she laughed she laughed
Yeah by big hot dog I love hot dogs hot dog isn’t my journey at the theater but I’ll tell you what is a huge [ __ ] Coke Slurpee oh yeah oh for sure I that’s my I got a little icy last time I was at the theater and I said well is it
More expensive than a soda and KY Buy on the counter said yes and I went then I want a soda and then we stared at each other and he like put it in I went I’m tricking you s was like what’s wrong with you I saved 50 cents you guys were
Going to you guys could have had a thing you and the cashier I don’t think so I think he was like this woman’s weird she wants a smaller straw and not the C This Woman’s weird This Woman’s weird well we love you thanks for stopping by thanks for stopping by and
We end every episode with a song God is a [ __ ] and all love is love bye
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