Hey Bill you’re flying man this ain’t flying this is falling with style to infinity and beyond what’s going on my what’s good today we are back we’re watching monsters versus aliens for the very first time I had never heard of this movie before until y’all put it in my
Comment section so shout out to those that have suggested requested this one is for you if you haven’t been told this you matter and I love you I know I’m getting it out the way pretty early but you probably should be told sooner but anyway shout out to everybody that’s
Currently watching premere how you doing how you looking how you smelling I hope you’re doing looking and smelling amazing your boy is doing and looking wonderful and we are currently smelling like navitus performs Viva more yeah look at that bottle that’s that’s some real little it’s a little classic
Looking bottle I ain’t going to hold you I smell really good and it is very very early it is 6:30 a.m. I just got back from the gym about 30 minutes ago jumped in the shower came up here to film a video just for y’all so that’s how
Special y’all are I really start my days off with y’all just so you know I really do this just for you but anyways not going to do too much talking for this intro we’re going to do plenty of talking for this video so if that’s not
Your thing go ahead and get up out of here right now I don’t want to hear you talk too much in my comment section even know you’re going to put it anyways cuz you skip my intros but let’s get straight into monsters versus aliens I’m not going to lie to y’all I
Didn’t realize that this was a DreamWorks movie but I love when they have special intros for their movies man that’s still so dope to me when I tell yall that I’m really going into this movie completely blind like I don’t know what to expect at all but it’s kind of
Starting off like um Lilo and Stitch just like a tiny bit hey hey hey wait pray to the Lord when you see those flying saucers they be trying to send hidden messages in these movies y’all allegedly conspiracy bill has entered the chat look like some type of UFO and
It’s heading this way hey you remember when they told us that UFOs wasn’t really real but now they are y’all remember that that do you no maybe oh I wonder if like the the monsters and the aliens team up and decide to attack the humans they’re like
Why are we fighting each other we should be fighting them I ain’t going to lie if that’s how you breathe my boy you need a cpat machine or something or a treadmill one of the Two girl there’s no way a heck you walking into my room breathing like that like it’s a monster movie or something de so is she not going to question how they got into her house why are they even there like what or a perfect day to marry Susan Murphy
Oh an interesting way to propose would y’all want to be proposed like this let me know some of y’all like Billy I don’t care how he does it I just want to be proposed to Reese wither spoon in this I didn’t know that Seth Rogan is in this too what why
Have I never heard of this movie before it’s there some heavy names in here you’ll always be my baby girl here to take care of you okay this time tomorrow I’m gonna be in Paris dang he taking you to Paris um is your husband single shoot
I’m want to go to Paris wait hold on did y’all get y’ bed bug situation under control anybody watching from Paris let me know oh that’s kind of creepy I’m not going to hold you that looks very very scary dang don’t worry okay we’ll be alone soon wait I thought she wasn’t
Supposed to like see each other before the wedding isn’t that like some type of superstition thing um is something wrong yeah he got somebody else pregnant he got a whole another family there’s been a slight change of plans oh here we go you’re not going to Paris he actually
Doesn’t have any money somewhere better better than Paris oh yeah where they’re going to Compton just kidding they ain’t going to Compton Fresno Fresno California bro you taking her down the street in what universe is Fresno better than Paris Derek I’ve got an audition to become Channel 23’s new evening anchor
Universe oh he’s trying to level up in life that’s what he’s trying to do okay that’s amazing wo she turned that switch on like I thought she was going to like sad her way through like yeah I’m happy for you Fresno is the most romantic city in
The whole world oh she really loves you my boy for real she really Rocker with you now get out of here it’s bad luck to see me in my dress oh come on more that point what the heck I’ll be waiting for you at the altar meet me at the altar
And your white dress we ain’t going to perish you might as well forget it at least she’s supporting her guy I guess okay so I got a question for y’all would you be upset if he told you going to Paris but instead you’re going to Fresno
But it’s for a job though think about that or would you still be upset let me know bro did the one and a million woman just die from a alien spacecraft really every bride feels that way on her wedding day really yeah here come the government you already know that they on it Mhm hey I wonder if the person who created like the original wedding song that you walk down the aisle to I wonder if they get like a royalty probably not huh wow you’re glowing no for real though that would creep me out that’s cuz she ain’t human no more
Bro get out of there I ain’t going to lie to you man like if that was my wife and she was glowing green like that like I might have had to uppercut her I’m just saying cuz at that point she isn’t human she’s not she can’t be I
Would never do that to my wife but an alien yeah you going to catch these hands all day long this can’t be happening oh I ain’t going to lie though she look really good with that that that that hairstyle you know the white on white not bad I Like It where are you
People what are you doing yeah this is reminded me of like Honey I Blew Up the kids some of y’all wasn’t old enough to even know what that movie is but it’s what I grew up on dang in his foot that’s gsta look how quick and efficient they
Are with this like you would think that they do this all the time all right ask Derek I know you ain’t going to leave your wife hanging there’s no way oh let me tell you something though she look good okay all right her body is on point what
Y’all say uh it’s it’s beat no it’s it’s um teabag what y’all be saying to girls y’all be like girl your body um teabag I don’t I don’t know let me stop trying to keep up man he said do we catch her a giant pair of
Legs hello is it me you’re looking for there could you please tell me where I am oh wait maybe that wasn’t the government maybe that was the the the monsters or the aliens what the heck he kind of looks like an apple with a body just a tiny bit just kidding I
Don’t have a back well we can tell already who’s doing a voice for thisy his voice is so distinct like it’s not even funny oh oh my goodness bro is ugly wow look at you there are a lot of funny looking characters in this movie ninja what the
Heck bro you are not that tough no way it’s a boy look at his boobies hey hey now you can’t just go around assuming someone’s genter identification they call it GI when I went to school wait so they get to just eat whatever they want To who the heck is that mufasu another ugly character what were y’all thinking when y’all made this movie was drugs involved the name is General WR Monger I’m in charge of this facility yeah he definitely was born to be a general cuz he has one of those
Names I don’t even know what he said General R mongle like he he on some hairy p stuff can not handle the truth about monsters here we go here we go they’re dropping oh my goodness I hope y’all oh my gosh they said the public couldn’t handle the truth conspiracy
Bill has left the chat man they ain’t F to they ain’t going to call my phone again wrapped in a coverup and deep fried in a paranoid conspiracy woo oh my gosh this movie is jacking me up wow that was me this morning yep we was getting our reps
In oh wow he got a lie cuz the chicken head walked in front of the glass this how dudes be perpetrating you want extra motivation in the gym have a chicken head close he going he going to be trying to Max everything out every time but I don’t want to post that’s
Hilarious that poster is so sad so sad it is so sad think of it as a hotel you never leave because it’s locked from the outside that’s exactly what a prison is my boy I would not want to be in no cell like I couldn’t I couldn’t do jail
I really couldn’t your name to ginor ginor is hilarious her name need to be fine Erica that’s what her name need to be another ugly hold on we kind of got the same nose though honestly we we actually have the same amount of eyes too wow locally known as Earth man said
Think about how many planets are out there is like insane and that there’s like a bunch of different versions of the same Planet I wonder what the other uh planet Earth Bill is doing right now hey Bill you’re flying I hope he enjoying his life he probably miserable
He probably can’t wait to trade with me oh hey hey hey hey woo no way she making the moves don’t rush me Katie I’m just not ready that man p girl’s face I I love how this is like the reverse she’s making a move
And he’s like no no I want to take my time that’s how you turn her off we weren’t doing anything officer yeah nothing at all she is upset maybe we should get out of here I don’t really know why she’s attracted to you honestly cuz you are a
Punk a punk punk don’t leave me alone she like please you can stay by yourself with your scary behind she need excitement that’s what she need this is the worst date ever Katie is cold blooded you hear me she is Cold Blood but she carrying
That man well she has a little bit of a heart there cuz I wouldn’t carry him I would have left him right on the ground where he laid like bro that was your fault it had nothing to do with me wait so are the monsters and the aliens just recruiting humans are they
Going to fight through like the human vehicles and vehicles meaning body in this case but this is such an interesting like concept president of the United States has arrived who’s the president Johnny Bravo contact I’m this man head is huge stable got a beat on topa Bear all
Clear man if I was a president I would not be walking up that many stairs like they going to have to make a escalator or something for me cuz there’s no way what this man about to play One Wish on the keyboard what’s going on
Here I love how music is always a great way to communicate with people like no matter who it is what hold on what are we what are we What wait a minute the president is jamming no stop playing That man bed that there was no reaction nothing he can’t get it 10 oh you done made him Mad oh never mind he got to sit front row he said give me a oh he want a handshake he said bro I got to Da you up for that that was a performance you did That oh dang I wasn’t expecting that G he said that was garbage that’s funny man y’all better get to shooting out them tanks which I don’t know what y’all waiting for you don’t want that man in full form that’s what I told her yeah you’re not going to make it bro
You like you running in slow motion I’m not going to lie though that Jo looks real like unpenetrable I believe that’s the word that I was looking for it took me a second so that’s how you want to play it eat lead alien Rob what not the president pulling out the blicky he
Said I’m brave I’m a brave president he he just sent a couple shouts just to show the people that he will stand on business to a certain extent e hold on wait you got to lick the screen you got to put your but I just just wouldn’t get in there I would
Not get in there but I’m going be honest at this point I believe that Apple probably would be able to get us to agree to scanning our butts to unlock our phones like they really could do whatever they want to it’s the same with like Disney yeah people would still do
It it’s a disaster oh not the weapons of mass destruction button well then which button gets me a latte what idiot designed this thing you did Sir yeah obviously speaking of drinking something y’all make sure y’all drink water stay hydrated also if you can hit that thumbs up button for me cuz
I need all the algorithm love thank you for being here I love you nukes ain’t an option sure they are I just uh he said it’s one button away bro these are dark times the odds are against us bro get your hands off my face like that is a that is that’s a
Boundary for me man I can’t do it and lock them up in a secret prison facility yeah but you ain’t been training them though you just been kep keeping them there is he referring to area 5 area 5 what area 50 what come on come like come on dog nuclear radiation
Turned him from a small grub into a hey what happened to them aliens that was supposedly walking around in Miami y’all did y’ y’all remember that story did y’all hear about that like they were supposedly at the mole let me know went on a rampage in his old Watering Hole
Watering Hole is crazy that would give humans the cockroach’s ability oh so he was an actual person H yeah you ugly why does this woman keep screaming call this thing bomb why does she keep every time she sees a monster she starts screaming and became an indestructible gelatinous Mass G latinus
Is a crazy word she’s still screaming y’all like she has not stopped okay stay where you are bro there’s no way that you’re going to do that to the president come on dog we go for forward with your Monsters versus Aliens idea go fish see they’re not
Ready for no fight they’re ready for a card game he he should have been training them if you going to hold them hostage at least make them useful you’re the luckiest guy I know luck ain’t got nothing to do with it he cheating he got to
Be what kind of Weird Science is going on here is he trying to make a woman I’d prefer you didn’t do your [Laughter] mad I prefer too if he can make me normal or even 6’8 I can get out of here 6’8 is crazy anybody watching 6’8 let me
Know you are ginormous for real you are giner what G ginor what what they call this girl I forgot pinch in the brain the the evil laugh is crazy you better not have killed my wife that’s what I do know you better not have killed her am I small again I’m
Afraid not my dear shoot she look like she bigger in fact you may actually have grown a couple of that’s what I thought no monster has ever gotten out of here Invisible Man did he was never here died of a heart attack 25 years ago no that’s
Mess though why would you lie to that man about something like that what if he’s actually still there nobody’s ever getting out good news monsters we’re getting out yeah president of these United States has authorized me to grant you your freedom there’s no way that they can let y’all roam free because
Y’all ter y like y’all terrify regular people yeah that ain’t I would know immediately that deal was bogus let’s move out I love how because she’s so big it makes it look like he’s in like a toy car like it it doesn’t even look like it’s a regular size vehicle my
Home feel the wind on your antenna wait speaking of your home has your husband even attempted to try to contact you like your husband did not deserve you as a wife is at all she was willing to stick by you bro and you just left her at the government’s hands yeah n he
Ain’t right for that one her husband is trash her husband is definitely trash no don’t leave so they said monsters versus aliens or monsters versus alien I thought there was multiple there’s only one I can’t fight that thing I can’t even I’ve never she’s never gotten into
A fight a day in her life you can tell really dented oversized tin can nowah he about to turn you into a tin that’s what’s going to happen he would be the only one that could survive it yeah I’m wearing him down please tell me he’s slowing [Laughter]
Down oh come on now girl you can’t be hiding you got to be ready to catch that fade that boy was waiting on you too he’s so big how’d you even miss him wait this she identifi as one oh never mind I thought he was I thought
She was going to get a pass no wow they made it look like it was a way farther drop I’m not going to lie it’s going to be really hard to outrun something that Big now my girl on roller skates look at that hey anybody watching are you good at like skating let me know I really need to get in I I want to do it more I’ve done it but I really want to get my R bounce
On I ain’t going to lie though my boy is very quick with the Gadgets just like that the plan is done just like That look at her she is nasty okay Brink I see you she really is out here Soul Skating first of all you know how big that joker got to be for him to be able to stand in the water like that like he is very very tall the only reason why I would be attacking the bridge is because your goofy behind is on it you didn’t think
This all the way through you wasn’t worried about nobody’s safety when you was roller skating down the dang Bridge no no no oh yeah this reminds me of that one scene in Final Destination this is supposed to be like a Godzilla versus Kong type of thing he said shut up
Wow yeah see in that moment they all fell in love ow you’re doing great I’m doing everything yeah why are y’all just standing there watching like we at the cinemas help her you can’t crush a cockroach that is so true though for real them jokers just keep on living
They really do have to get these people off the bridge got it no Bob Bob is so useless like it’s not funny so useless yeah see that would be the only way you got to have him beat hisself good move very good Move I wish this furry furball thing would jump on them or something do a WWE Move come on all right let’s take this thing down yeah a lot of these monsters are useless like for real oh my goodness I’ll would be so mad I would be so mad steal my quanton
Send another bro has way too many teeth in his mouth way too many eyes on his face and way too much forehead for his brain Lord have mercy my days of running and hiding are over well technically you’re hiding right now cuz they don’t even know what you look like cuz if she
Was to see you I’m sure she wouldn’t feel as intimidated as she does with your giant robot ew to drink through your ears did you see how strong I was there probably isn’t a jar in this world I can’t open oh man I remember when I was younger I
Really did not believe that my sister couldn’t open jars like I just it was so hard for me like come on you can do it cuz it was just so like you know whatever but wow that’s funny she said I feel strong enough to open a jar talk
You were out monstered by a girl no wonder you’re depressed he really just went in on my boy just now that was uncalled for I got sleep apus apnea sleep sleep apnea yeah that’s that’s what she got the cats meow I’m not going to lie my boy that
Wasn’t good at all like I wasn’t feeling it I also call the modest OPD told him not to shoot at you well at least he did you somewhat of a favor I guess after holding you hostage I ain’t going to lie I probably still would try to smack him
Up a little bit Follow My Lead you’re aent on you no Mom I’m fine her being locked inside a dang facility that that’s experiment enough honestly I would have been like yes yes they did Mommy they sure did I think they cop me threw prison I love you I love this man
I like tell F don’t hug me no More girlfriend I love how they’re all turned off by him like ew who wants to go for a swim with the link what the what you need to change your name bro I’m benzo osine bicarbonate or you can call me Bob not the jello R oh sh it like jello sh it
Like jello hey oh sh I like jello dang and then he walk out like a monster too yeah this isn’t why would y’all even stay there though like the moment that I walked in and I seen these funny looking creatures I’m gone I’m not saying that’s hilarious bro what is so
Funny good night foresto he definitely has a personality like he was he was fit for this job just made it up he like is my breath hot yeah go in there and grab your punk husband wait wait wait wa oh yep he deserves that smack him again
Girl I ain’t going to lie though I would love to be smothered by my chicken head’s lips I ain’t going to hold you if she my chicken head yeah I wouldn’t mind that actually used to my new Strength wow you really are big girl are you not
Paying attention this man is not excited to see you same girl you fell in love with no you’re not did just destroy the Golden Gate bridge look at look at did you ever think I could do something like that no I didn’t he doesn’t want to see
You he doesn’t want you to be there ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever you didn’t have to say that many Evers this guy is a loser know that together we can find a way to get me back to normal this movie got me saying phrases
That I barely like I never say like that but girl he don’t deserve you that’s not a phrase that I use often in my everyday life I’m not going to hold you wow that I had absolutely nothing to do with are you serious she was going to
Put her life on hold for you don’t see how I can have that with you oh he’s a bum he’s a bum girl don’t don’t hurt your feelings even more just go he already showed you who he is Just Bounce Just Bounce but I’m not looking to get
Married and spend the rest of my life in someone else’s Shadow what I’m sorry that’s crazy she was willing to accept the fact that she wasn’t going to take her to Hawaii or wherever yall was going to go I forgot now Panama I forgot th this dude here
Hopefully this doesn’t change her as a person cuz she’s still a great woman he don’t know how to treat your baby but I do all right I do you are rare you are very rare that dude is a bum see I knew something was up she been big this whole
Time he ain’t even attempt to try to get her see or nothing and he just carried on with the show like no like what a shindig I didn’t know where he was going with that word they was tap dancing great party one of the best I’ve been to since that’s not how I
Interpreted it at all and I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number well at least the garbage was you got a fake number from the galison like Monsters unfortunately that’s what you guys are and that’s how that’s how our husband treated her there was only Derek why did
I have to get hit by a meteor to see that dang that’s how it is for some of y’all though for real some of y’all need to get hit with a meteor to be able to see the red flags that look like green flags right now you hardly need an
Introduction you’re the missing link see this right here is what they call hunting the good stuff she’s finding the good in in every scenario which is great honestly Susan don’t short Change yourself oh I’m not going to Short change myself anymore mhm yep here we go
Yes but don’t don’t let Derek turn you into a Derek you know where you become more into yourself e whoa is that boogers is that boogers EXO look out this dude done upped his powers is he dead I guess it was on the right somebody had to go on the team
Everybody couldn’t make it to the credits somebody had to go it’s going to be all right look at me don’t you close those eyes he’s about to close them eyes he’s out of there he’s not going to make it bro he’s done who she got on a whole wakanda
Outfit did they give that to her and her body is still um teabag I don’t I don’t think that’s what y’all say but it’s the closest that I can get her body is TE her body is Kettle forget it her body is Kettle if y’all
Don’t say it I’m saying it forget it I don’t care you wake up in a strange Place wearing strange okay so did this come out before Mega mine cuz Mega mine is like kind of the same I don’t know draft wow you really get around uh-oh whoa what are we implying here our
Enormous grotesque body contain quantonium I ain’t going to lie though I really like the name quantonium is that a real like element stop your pun computer close door hanger to I love how now he’s running he thought that it was strong enough to stop her it’s not it’s that anger that’s
Driving her that’s for sure that is pure rage yeah see when he don’t have no machines or nothing to fight her he don’t want to catch that fade straight up get extraction come on girl keep keep pounding your way out of there don’t stop please don’t
Stop I ain’t going to lie like just hearing the audio of that probably sounds insane don’t stop please don’t stop but y’all know I’m talking about the movie come on I know it sounds crazy that’s going to get clipped I know it is oh my Gosh oh did she go back to regular size now you’re nothing nah she ain’t nothing all right her body is Kettle she is she is everything to me all right I’m done sipping my parents were related child should ever have to endure that wait so we’re going to miss
Okay we’re going to miss the story yep until she wanted to okay they’re they’re wild for this they are wild for this okay now we’re really getting into the whole Monsters versus Aliens thing the only country UFOs ever seem to land in why did they spell u f o like that on
The screen u f o it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours that’s crazy to tell them woo that’s ganga though that is gangsta favorite character unlocked no no no not all of you you there yeah you should have named them or
Or did it by number or something that guy next to you the one I’m pointing [Laughter] At what in the world does he have on that’s what I want to know take this defective clone to the incinerator decator they all dress like they about to start singing and dancing queen would you like a gun yes I would oh I wasn’t expecting him to do
That shoot him again nothing but a filthy carbon based life form the only way to save the Earth G the only way to G man that would get on my nerves woo I couldn’t do it weapon like this needs to be in the hands of somebody responsible goodness
Christ oh Lord have mercy some of this wait bro really about to take them that’s what’s up I I didn’t think he was gonna fight go through me well he did exactly that too that was way too easy what is is he pooping them out what the
Heck you’ll never figure out my color code wait so is the brain the one that’s responsible for all this be but a moment the laugh yellow he go ahead step on them step on them there you go hey hey hey he oh my gosh the music it’s only been a couple songs but
They all have been boies my PhD is in hold up hold up hold up song was a bob going oh they made sure that she made it oh they sacrificed themselves for her got to love the teamwork man I don’t want my old life back she doesn’t have a
Life to go back too her husband decided that he doesn’t want to be with her female carbon based life form or Susan female carbon based life form I never heard a human be described in that way I kind of like it though cross the earthquake yo my girl really be skating
You feel me like she really be rolling I’m just trying to get my roll on you know what I’m saying look like one of them girls in a video huh trying to do all that this is like when computer towers touch each other or something like what
Robot Bay has been destroyed oh robot Bay for whatever reason I thought that they were calling her like robot baay you could have killed me yeah that’s what I wanted now open the doors and let my friends go let my people Go girl keep fighting keep fighting don’t let up yeah there you go when you set a ship to self-destruct now we’re all going to die you don’t have no override code or nothing and the name is ginor hey she said Susan is Dead she got her powers back she about to transform I’ll see you guys tomorrow for lunch cake and balloons for lunch Bob can’t die though that’s kind of that would suck to be the one that can’t die and everybody else around you does like I don’t know if I would want that for Sure look at GI norica back in the building he said the only reason he wouldn’t be here is if he was dead oh wait is he dead there’s no way oh Okay oh my boy hit his full um ution he evolved that’s what it is like that’s what they call it in Pokemon right is it evolving yeah it’s evolving one is it not going to self-destruct H nothing happened maybe my count I like how she did that hm nothing
Happened it’s like independence day but with the monsters being like the good guys not great it’s like oh look at the Chicken Heads jumping into his arms oh he is he is him now he’s himothy excuse me hello coming through how are you oh not her bum husband coming back into the
Picture here we go not long and hard about what happened between us he’s using this for Ratings get him out of here get come on trash pickup is today you forgive me of course my boy is gaslighting really all I have to do is get an exclusive interview from you you
Want to ask for a bro really after you left her hanging like that you are stupid that’s amazing man backhand him and keep it pushing bye hey good call back there you go he got hit with his own words Bob could you uh look and she still wanted to make
Sure that you landed safely she didn’t even have to do that it’s over seems a snail fell into a French nuclear reactor escar G esar Cana oh they’re they’re good with these names they are so good with these names hey we did it Yeah hey hey hey it’s not as ugly anymore you know wait wait wait wait wait wait you were dating Derek too now you were dating Derek too that’s wild monster versus aliens that was good that was definitely better than I thought thank you Mr President what a great my boy done got
Promoted look at him all right let’s get it started in here uh-uh no way he did that good time for a cup of joe oh he’s going to end up pressing the button he ain’t supposed to press no faat you got it black it is yep I knew that was going
To happen cuz he didn’t pay attention time to wave the white flag and head for the bunker boys situation in 500 years 500 they telling yall that they can even freeze people Walt allegedly allegedly all right so that was Monsters versus Aliens went into it not expecting anything honestly didn’t
Know anything about it but I enjoyed that way more than I thought that I would it seems like that movie is kind of slept on but it came out well after I was already like a grown man so I know why I haven’t seen it but for those of
You that did did you guys enjoy it did y’all want to watch it again like is it your favorite movie was it your kids’s favorite movies cuz I got a lot of parents here that are like yo Billy you don’t understand my kid wore this movie
Out when we seen it trust me as a parent myself I understand the plight the fight that you guys have to go through every day when it comes to these kids and the movies that they loved and don’t get me started on the songs cuz boy anyways I
Digest if you guys enjoy this movie com give this video a thumbs up comment down below what movie you want to see do next with the # vbi n g e RS I get to it whenever I can just be patient I do appreciate y’all love and support thank
You so much for being here for I really hope that you guys are staying hydrated drinking your water taking care of yourselves and if you ain’t smelling good make sure you take a shower all right fix that whatever that is brush your teeth you know what I’m saying
That’s very important also but anyways that’ll do it until my next movie commentary I will see y’all then Billy binges Out A
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