Welcome to Crain don’t wait a week for a new video join our patreon at the crappin on demand level for instant recap Access Link in description enjoy the Show hello and welcome to watch our crap ends a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about I’m Ben Mander and joining me today is the wonderful Mr Ronnie carum hi Ronnie how are you well hello how are you Bond
L LA D I’m doing so well such a fun week we’ve already been having um yesterday we were on the Jeff Lewis show so thanks to everyone who listened um I think you can there’s I think there’s replays of that still available either on serus xm’s app maybe or maybe it’s on YouTube
So go check that out so thanks to everyone who listened that was so fun you got to talk more about Bravo con your stories are just so hilarious and by the way if you want to hear Ronnie’s stories from Bravo con we did a twart bonus episode that’s exclusively on
Patreon so go to patreon.com watch crains and you’ll get to hear all of Ronnie’s experiences wandering about Las Vegas running into Bravo Liberties running into listeners running into Jeff Lewis on the side of the road so um go check that out experiences covering it from home and my
Experiences which is like a half episode yeah because you know I didn’t really do I didn’t go into a lot of the things that you’re supposed to do there I just talk to everybody the whole time of course so that’s just me when I go to a
Party I stay outside and talk to everybody too I thought that would have to stop when I stop smoking because you know you have to be inside more nope might just walk around talking to everybody still um and then Ben actually watched a Content that was being shot at
Bravo so so I reported on some of the gossip I talked about some of the gossip that came out of out of Bravo con but anyway those are like two really fun bonus episodes we’re not going to do a bonus episode next week because we did two this week to talk about bravocon
Because it was such a big deal um also we’re doing something really fun today you may have heard of the podcast even the rich because we’ve actually a you may have heard of it because it’s a big podcast but B um we’ve done ads uh right
Here on our own show for even the rich um and we are going on even the Rich today they’re actually having like a live stream um so go check that out if you listen to this in time go check out the live stream but it’ll still be up
Even if you don’t listen to this in time so we’re going to be on there talking Vander pump rules and stuff like that so that’s going to be really fun can’t wait to meet some uh other fellow podcasters um and it’s so exciting having you in town Ronnie back here in
La this week it’s always so thrilling we’re the same SP exciting to be here I know we’re going to carpool later that’s going to be fun so um that’s all the good stuff uh but today we have to talk some Salt Lake City cuz no today we to talk today we get I’m
Sorry we get to talk today we get to talk of Salt Lake City what a show Dar the fireworks the love the hatred the villainy the jewelry the jewelry the the the lunatic soda Offerings the horrific abuse of Dr Pepper oh Dr Pepper finally playing The prominent role of a crackhead that it deserves because anybody who loves Dr Pepper knows that that’s crack in a cup okay no no other soda does anything to me I can drink five Diet Cokes and not
Feel a thing you have one Dr Pepper and suddenly I’m like how dare you my mother is abusive I was like let me tell you something that Dr Pepper was Monica and little Bobby was Linda just going in hard on that doctor just just just just going at it full strength
Bobby’s always been a CutiePie on this show but wow today she really came out as one of my all-time favorites I mean this was just a great episode of little soda holic Bobby you know like we saw her she’s like a little mini Kim Richards and it just it just grabbed my
Heart and I and I’ve heard over the past few years about the soda culture in Utah like that’s it’s such a big thing soda culture and uh this is my first time witnessing it cuz you know and I’ve SE actually no I’ve seen the Tik toks like
There was some girl on Tik Tok who was like this is how I get my soda and because she’s in Utah and then she’s like she gets her Diet Coke and then she puts this in it and then that in it and then that and it and then she adds this
And then that and that and I was like oh my God but now like seeing it here on the show I feel like that was like the element that I was missing from Utah on the show with soda culture and now I feel like it’s really there and Lisa
Barlo D Coke thing doesn’t count cuz that’s I would argue that might even be more Gay Culture than soda culture but this was soda Culture ased by an outsider very heavy soda culture show um we learned something you know this this year we’re learning about missions and soda
Addictions I know I love how like literally every other podcast that’s going to cover the Salt Lake City episode it’s going to be like wow that fight with Monica and Lisa Barlo that was insane we’re like the soda was all about the soda sod it really is the
Different I mean Bobby was shitfaced Bobby was like Nancy from Sid Nancy like there was a point where I was worried about Bobby you know like when is she going to check in I mean there’s ways that apparently you can combine the soda that really crack you out um it was just
A really fascinating episode yeah she was definitely seeing babies on the ceiling by the end of the and by babies I mean probably just her dad because her dad kind of looks like a big baby right so um let’s get into it way dad is 7 feet tall did you know that Justin’s
Really tall I did not know that I did not I was shocked when I saw him he’s CU you saw him in Vegas yeah he’s extremely tall very tall person U very tall man with a derpy dog face flopped on um in a handsome way okay so let’s uh do this we
Get like a nice song it was like a White Lotus White Lotus Salt Lake City Music didn’t have it was the White Lotus but not on the wagon cuz I feel like this was this and White Lotus is like so it wasn’t like it was season one like White
Lotus season one before they brought in the the garow but it was like actually the White Lotus theme song sounds very much like Whitney arguing like this is how Whitney argues but Meredith you said this before but Meredith you said this before you know like she always she does have that key
Change that the White Lotus music does if you think about it that is Whitney is my did I have too much soda is my theory or does my theory even you’re cracked out you’re cracked out from mixing your big red with your Dr Pepper but I feel like uh Whitney’s
Internal monologue because you know my internal monologue is oh my god do they hate me what did I do I probably said something stupid what did I say oh my God am I fat what did I eat today oh God I hope I fit into those pants that’s how
My internal monologue sounds this is how Whitney’s internal monologue [Laughter] Sounds especially the part where it goes you know the wit Lotus the wit Lotus it was right there it was right there the Whit Lo okay sometimes you just got be video just got away for it to I mean cuz also she Whitney and Justin are White Lotus characters let’s be honest they
Just haven’t gone to their Resort yet they haven’t saved up enough money to actually get there did would they ever film The White Lotus at a day in Motel 6 Lotus days in days Lotus holiday days Lotus way roadway Lotus all right well we’re great so five hours later we’ll just have to hold on let me hi even the rich sorry we’re going to be late we’ve been um we’ve been having some U meditations on whether Whitney’s voice sounds like season one or season two of the white little theme song Thank
You so we see Monica walking up to a place called pink Sweets Cafe which I already hate I already hate this Cafe and why it I generally don’t like pink Foods especially pink candies or pink sweets oh okay I don’t just cuz usually you know I have my whole Berry thing I
Don’t like a lot of fruity flavor so something pink is almost always going to be like that it’s going be like bubble gummy or it’s going to be like strawberry or raspberry or something like it’s just going to be terrible for me it’s going to be terrible pink is
Like well yeah it’s bad bad news for me I just want to say what’s hilarious news for the both of us in typical watch what crap in fashion the minute we start recording there’s a leaf blower outside do you hear it I’m not even at my own
House and the leaf blower still shows up to [ __ ] us every time the Lea blow like Possible it sticks it it sticks the end of the leap blower into the fountain it’s like We need so we go to the Sweets Cafe and Monica is there and Angie comes in and yet another pair of stupid glasses how does she have so many stupid glasses I’m glad I’ve never seen someone with this many pairs of stupid glasses well I’m glad you ask that because this
Is the episode where she reaches the end of her line of stupid glasses CU then she goes back she goes back later in the episode to her oversized pink um safety glasses that she was wearing in Palm Spring she she reuses them and I was like aha you ran out you ran out
Sunglasses you cycled back but yeah she has more crazy sunglasses and um Angie of course Angie loves this she goes oh my God I love pink this is right up my alley I’m like pink have you seen your house it is darkark white what are you talking about
You love pink oh but that’s her highlights in her house has dark white but then she’ll have like pink lights oh yeah you’re right and the dog yeah pink feather boa plates or whatever so she’s like yeah perfect place for a little girl this time I will have a strawberry
Smoothie and a piece of strawberry Greek cake and I’m Greek so do you have any Bak laava so yeah Monica’s like there’s like a wall of like pink roses and like oh my God girl you could do like a wall like this in your house it could be like
A Content a content W content as if you were content I brought a gift for your children it’s sort of for you too it’s a sweet book about loving yourself and asking for help when you need it it’s a good message for you and your kids I
Felt terrible about the way you felt sad and the way you left things with your mom just so that’s sad and Monica’s like well I appreciate that and I appreciate it because it’s a horse and that reminds me of Electra that little [ __ ] don’t have anything if that was my horse my mother
Would have repossessed that horse she would have had that horse repossessed oh I hate that it went so badly at and me too especially for Jesus so Monica’s like well for me telling you like what was being said and like like that was like that was my way and like
Being a friend girl oh yeah you were being such a good friend Monica that was so great at that part where you said on C you told everybody on camera that her husband uh [ __ ] lots of other dudes and boyf wow hugs hugs k k k well I understand that
Meredith was the one dropping a threats but Lisa is telling me you’re doubling down by saying people are saying he’s like good in bed and like yeah he’s good in bed you don’t live in a bed the size of a state and not be good in bed you
You have to have some sort of skill to even get in out of that thing am I right ha he is good in my bed but not in somebody else’s bed Greek so Monica’s like looking away and she’s like okay and she goes why would you do that and
Monica’s like um I didn’t do that I said something about boyfriends but I never said anything about his performance and then it cuts too the rumor is that Sean [ __ ] men and he has boyfriends running around the city bragging about their sex okay well I mean lies and I like that
The editors are so good at just throwing they’re just throwing Monica under every chance they get which I think is really funny too so Monica’s like I feel like like whatever Lisa says to you is like Doctrine girl and like you believe her over like everyone and like I’m not
Going to attack your relationship with her but it is very damaging when like she’s telling you things that like were sad and like were not sad and like my was like never to cause harm girl and that is it I’m done I am done with
This I just wanted you to know why I still had some feelings and want to because like yeah and I’ll be more aware of that moving forward so they just decide to get over it right so then Andre’s like okay look you know look at us we just sat down we
Had this talk we got some pink stuff we didn’t raise our voices we’re amazing people good for us that’s all I wanted on Greek Easter and Monica I um that was the most family thing my children have done in years no honestly and like walking in to see everything that you
Did with the kids table that was great and then to see Sean’s table with like handcuffs and ball gags and gay guys I mean that was so cute too yeah they like don’t get to be around like other kids in like family gathering settings and like those are
Like C memories that they like don’t get have girl and she says Michael my ex was the one was like was the one with a mom and a dad and like the brothers and the sisters and like they had like a big family home and like I didn’t have that
And then like when the affair happened like obviously that changed everything girl snip snip I’m crying and she’s like I had no idea about I had no idea about that about you and she’s like yeah and my mom didn’t even have the thought oh I should protect my daughter and she’s
Like yeah my mom never came over for the holidays but after the affair by the way did I mention my brothers and sisters were all hot okay so after that Affair uh my mom started coming over for every holiday and I’m at least grateful for
That but most of the time it would end in a fight like pay for your Range Rover Angie it’s under my credit and then she would leave and I’m like why did I invite her you know I have to say uh well this is very sad for Monica’s
Children cuz it is sad that they are not really getting to have these like family experiences um but it’s sort of funny the way she frames it because she’s sort of really glossing over her affair with her brother-in-law in a way like it sounds like oh there was a fire and like
A house burned down and so then after that there was no family it’s like you participated in something that like ultimately caused like a family you’re talking about this you’re wanting a family component for your kids and you had an affair that kind of destroyed that and so like she’s sort of glossing
Over that but listen I’m still I’m I’m traumatized every day by things I did to myself you know it’s just like bad decisions they follow you forever well of course she’s not going to dwell on it because you know she was totally liable in this behavior that like probably
Caused like severed a lot of things for her in her children’s lives but it’s funny that she’s like yeah we don’t have we don’t have like family things and then my mom would come over and be awful and then my mom would leave by the way
I’m not defending Linda cuz we saw last week Linda is terrible but she’s like yeah like we can’t have family things CU Linda comes over and ruins it I’m like yeah but you also you had an affair too yeah well Linda you know and who knows what you can believe from [ __ ] Linda
Because she seems to be she’s the original Looney Tune from which this apple Looney Tune fell yeah she’s a Looney Tune tree from this apple you know what I’m trying to say she’s Looney Tune Alpha yeah she’s the head of this Looney Tune triangle so um I’m really
Trying to make looney tune work in my head I’m really sorry I can’t let it go look hold on wait give me second I’m just imagining the opening of Looney tun but instead of like Bugs Bunny like or the ending saying That’s all folks is Linda saying
[ __ ] did you call me a did you call me a [ __ ] I called you a [ __ ] um okay so Linda who knows if we can believe a thing that Linda says but Linda tweeted that the car was repossessed because it was under her credit yes but Monica was supposed to be
Paying the car payments and she didn’t pay the car payments so supposedly that’s what happened with the car so who knows but anyway Angie is like um yeah I had no idea about this and uh Monica talks about how you know the mom was really never involved but then she kind
Of stepped in to come over for all the holidays when the family broke apart and I was like okay so there’s a good thing that Linda did and Angie says well I think it’s normal that we love our Greek families even when they’re at their non-greek best you know moments but one
Thing I will tell you because I want to be able to build trust with you um and she talks about her own mom and how she was an alcoholic and she went through a lot of struggles and self-medicated and um she cries and it’s a really nice
Scene actually it actually is a it’s a surprisingly nice scene yeah Angie said talked about how her mom died when she was eight which we learned about a previous episode and that you know she just didn’t you know she was sad that her mom wasn’t there for her to watch
Her grow up to be a young woman and a mother wife all that stuff so sad and I think something else that you know we we’re we’re praising this show a lot lately but I think one other thing this show does really really well is the musical they’re just not subtle with
Their musical interludes they’re like this is a soap opera period and nobody’s going to [ __ ] argue with me about it cuz she’s like and my mom was an alcoholic and the music’s like honey it’s like violins like really strong Tel Noll violin almost to the point of being
Funny you know but it’s this really sto sad story going on I just love the music department and I know it’s some Queen working it too and i’ just like to say thank you Queen thank you your work is acknowledged this it is 100% acknowledged it is great great work and
Honestly the theme song for the show is just so good the when starts off and it’s like it’s so good like I get a thrill every time the they have their credits I almost want an instrumental so um then I love that but by the way also it’s such
The perfect visual for this show like here’s where the show is also so good we go from this very emotional and nice scene albeit in front of a Content wall at a pink Bakery but it’s a nice scene and we go from these two women sharing the trauma that they have in their
Family and their issues with their mothers and the difficulties that they have with their mothers we cut to Whitney laying out a brown tarp on her lawn I was like that is the show we’re gonna now go to some tarp content yep time time to go to Whitney tarp content
Um but there was one line in that scene as it was ending that I really liked um and I just think we should repeat it just so everyone can hear it Angie said listen Monica you don’t need to recreate what you hated I think that’s such a beautiful a beautiful thing to tell
Somebody cuz it’s true you know right um and it’s it’s also exciting cuz later in the um later in the episode I feel like Monica does that so she does do it like that’s I think that was there for a reason and I think that’s totally normal
To do it I think that’s the normal trap that we all fall into you become what you learn you know you you’re we’re all twins of what we came from it’s [ __ ] crazy we’re all patterns of other people it was like really hard to realize a lot of my own things
You know I didn’t have to blame on myself because they were patterns copied from someone now that doesn’t take away any responsibility but a lot of times you don’t even know what you’re doing or why you don’t like something or why you do like something or why you eat too
Much or why you’re craving alcohol all the time or why you have like so much negativity or so much Rage or whatever and then you kind of realize you’re just a pattern of the people that made you you know and they’re just a pattern of the people that made them it’s a sick
[ __ ] cycle you guys so auntie thank you for saying that out loud because we need to hear it over and over I think that’s going to be the main lesson for the show well I guess that means I’m going to start watching a lot more Judy Woodruff I’m G to start getting really
Wasted at restaurants and cradling my my uh cradling my temple between my uh thumb and my index finger and saying you know what you need you know what you need let me tell you what you need this makes sense why suddenly I’m playing my TV really loud while watching the PBS Newsour we are our parents um I’m I’m like I’m flipping the Dillard’s tags inside of my clothes before I go to dinner oh I was going to say I guess this means I’ll be singing along to re Franklin Tina Turner soon but I’ve been doing that since I was a child that
Pattern started when I was five yeah you’re already also created by my I have a memory because because of my mom I have a memory of going to Kors which no longer exists but going to Kors and U my mom buying the Private Dancer uh record and uh me a stina
Turner on that and being like look at that lady with that wig wow I was like so amused by her hair and uh the rest is history that’s what I think that was a formative building block to getting me into becoming like a gay podcaster it’s going to cers getting Private Dancer
Album but that’s I’m recreating wh it out at the end of Recaps Dutch Mar of American Express will do nicely thank you let me loosen up your col tell me you want to see me do the [ __ ] me again I’m Greek what me to do I’m I’m your private Greek Lady a
Greek Lady for pleasure all right so Whitney we need to get to the Whitney tarp content cuz I feel like we said Whitney tarp content and then we went off of it and people are like oh my God what is happening with Whitney at the tarp people are like
Yes they’re going to talk about the tarp the tarp content actually never becomes totally clear it’s not really I’m not I’m never sure why she’s do we see why she puts out a tarp she just puts out a tarp is this like her hobby no she puts out a tar because Lisa is
Coming over and they are painting tiki torches that’s right to go along with Bobby’s party which is like Hawaiian Hawaiian beach theme party and so for some reason that means painting Tinky torches so Hey listen yeah they have a they um yeah this is spoiler alert they
Decide to have like a sunset in Hawaii party um uh sort of a Lua which they decide to do indoors at a roller rink in a place that looks nothing like Hawaii so I know I was like are roller rinks just big in Hawaii what’s happening the
Is the roller rink represent like the big island or we rolling around it like what’s going on here yeah it was never really explained um basically it’s just a big excuse for everyone to get shitfaced on Dr Pepper and wear hair part and to prop up some unlit tiki
Torches in the corner MH so um yeah Lisa comes around comes over hey are you ready to do this and she has all these tiki torches and he’s like this week might actually be the week that tips me over the edge I have two large events back to back
Bobby’s 13th birthday and my prison wait prison event introducing my jewelry line to prisoners no prism I have to remember it’s prism not prison I wish it was a jewelry line for prisoners that would be much better like bracelets formed out of like toothpicks well what do you allowed
To have in prison probably not a toothpick right maybe soap bars here is your soap bar earring enjoyed don’t wear in the shower so um let’s see so yeah she’s stressing because she’s having two parties right in a row and by the way by the way I just want to say this is
[ __ ] stress because I was under the impression that she was having like the parties were back to back on the same day like Bobby’s rink in the in the afternoon and then prism event in the evening I was like that is stressful but there were two separate days and I think
That does not count in the same way so I’m GNA I say that this this this stress is embellished embellished I think they’re two weekends apart wasn’t that the thing that Justin couldn’t be there one weekend but he could be there the next something like that I think
They were two days apart but um but the point is she’s acting like they were like she had to run from one to the other other I’m like you have a full night and the other one is just putting out jewelry on little cases yeah just
How dare you sorry so um Whitney’s like okay thank God for for skin care Botox and a good friend cuz what’s a party what what’s what’s what’s a party without them I I look bad as I feel can I do that again so it’s hobby ready for her party
Now that she’s 13 she gets to drink all the things in her soda and when he goes yeah my mom’s coming amazing how did you get your mom to come did you leave a trail of Diet Dr Peppers um so I’m I’m lost to be honest
With you I’m looking through my notes I don’t get it have we talked about she’s going to get a golf cart no um but she basically right now she’s saying how uh Whitney’s mom was not going to come but then Bobby called called up and was like look I can make
Grandma come to anything I want and so she yeah here was my issue with the Jolene story first of all her name is Jolene and Jolene stole Dolly Parton’s man like there’s a very famous song about it so kind of whenever you meet someone named Jolene you’re like [ __ ]
Jolene and that song is called Private Dancer oh wait wrong song Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene I’m Greek I’m Greek I’m Greek I’m Greek sings the hits Please unless your Greek don’t [ __ ] my man so yeah Jolene kind of sucks for that but now I know there are people
Named Jolene so I’m sorry you know I’m sorry but you you you’re you’re already [ __ ] shamed you know what I mean just because of your name so blame your parents who what parents are like you know what let’s name our kid after that lady who slept with Dolly Parton’s man
And sang about it and [ __ ] shamed the name Jolie for Jolene forever let’s get let’s name our kid that that’s better names guys there’s even books of names that you can pick with better names and that anyway Jolene I don’t care about Jolene because they made this big drama like oh my God
Jolene wouldn’t come and then we had to get Jolene to come and then we finally got Bobby to guilt Jolene to come in and Jolene came and I was like are there no tears from Jolene is there no drunken scene from Jolene is Jolene going to
Take off her top and sit in the middle of the roller rink nope she’s just going to sit there why did you waste my time with Jolene yeah we didn’t get any Jolene content really she just shows up so uh but then they start talking about the golf cart Whitney says that they’re
Getting Bobby a golf cart for her birthday which is to me a strange gift I mean I’m assuming that they live in some sort of like housing community where people take golf carts around and like they go to The Community House or something in the golf cart so maybe
That’s why it’s exciting but like generally speaking I find that to be an odd gift and I also don’t I don’t know I don’t know what the what the deal is with golf carts and 13-year olds are 13-year-olds like wise enough to drive golf carts I don’t know I don’t know the
Answer to this but what I do know is that golf carts go faster than than you would think I remember the first time I drove one I was like I was terrified I was like this is fast I thought this was going to be just like a nice gentle
Stroll like rolling stroll down the road and it was like it was intense so I don’t know if especially after Bobby’s Dr Pepper issues later in the episode I’m not sure if this is a safe gift for her yeah I’m not sure safe either but I
Know that we we begin as kind of helpless babies and then we become adults and then we turn into helpless babies again when we age you know as we age and go back to the sand and I feel like um when you’re aging and going back
To the sand the natural car is the golf cart so it makes sense that on the other Rise up that you would get the golf cart too like just Evolution wise that m not Evolution wise but age rule wise that makes sense to me does that make any
Sense to you with how it just explain it does and I you know what though and by the way by the way so here’s something that I am recreating from my mother is like a sense of rules and I I I did a search I said uh my search was when can
You legally drive a golf cart and in California at least 16 and over I’m going to say in Utah let’s see what this is probably Utah uh in Utah legal age of driver is 16 how about that a golf cart let’s see let me double check that
Has to specify golf cart because it’s not just regular driving you don’t have to have a license to drive golf cart oh you know what that was so hold on how old do you have to be to drive a golf cart okay hold on hold on golf this is
This is from the website called golf cart garage Utah Legal AG is 18 it’s even worse of course it’s worse in Utah so this is they got Bobby an illegal gift I want everyone to know this is illegal this is illegal my mother is channeling through me this is illegal this is not
Right you cannot do this for shame Bobby should not be in that cart she should not be terrorizing anyone how dare you well Whitney’s like you know this golf cart is a huge debate between Justin and I cuz a 13-year-old flying around on a golf cart with no seat belt no doors no
Wings [Laughter] no spanic Copa I’d like to add there’s no earb this is terrible there’s no inflight service no entertainment no Wi-fi there’s no Rocket Fuel how’s it g to go so um when he’s like yeah and then the first time she picks up a boy we’re done but on the
Flip side she can help me get Brooks to school she can help me run errands and she can be my personal Uber no no she can’t what are you thinking you can’t have a 13-year-old driving now listen does that mean that I never did that for
My parents of course you know maybe when they were a little tipsy after nights at the Country Club and I was 13 14 I would be driving their home their car home from the country sure maybe a couple of times but that was the 80s that was very different you can’t do that
Now yeah and by the way by the way that’s true isn’t that horrifying by the way and also go [ __ ] yourself driving a golf cart on my street okay I’m trying to get somewhere and I guarantee it’s going to be more important to wherever your golf cart’s
Going so if I’m stuck behind your 15 miles per hour golf cart because you want your daughter to go pick up some Dan and yogurt at the supermarket then I’m going to be mad cuz I have places to be always horrified I’m always horrified to see a golf cart
Coming down my road cuz I live by the lake so I have there are a lot of golf carts cuz people take the golf cart to the lake or whatever and um you know whenever you see a golf cart coming that that’s a drunk ass neighbor and they are
Going to talk to you there’s no getting away from it because they don’t have doors and they just can’t help themselves they’ll be hey how you doing which one are you in you down there riding that one guess what we did today guess what we did did you go to the lake
You smell like it you’re wet and you’re in a golf cart and you’re drunk keep going keep driving your [ __ ] golf cart get out I have one word to say about the whole golf cart situation on streets Austin not your Austin as an Austin Austin a southern charm thing
Yeah a Southern Charm RS Austin it’s ironic that we’re talking about your Austin but I’m talking about Austin that is what’s happening here that’s what you’re raising Bobby to be like by having her starting her on a golf cart so early on congratulations congratulations okay so um terrible gift
Golf cart golf cart say no down with golf carts so uh Whitney has invited um everyone to Bobby’s birthday party except for Mary I just read something about Mary’s son this morning wait did you see this no what is it hold on let
Me pull it up let me pull it up let me pull it up I I I was driving back I was driving back in my car not my golf cart I was driving back and I saw this headline and then I I forgot okay apparently Robert Cosby JR this is from
Media Takeout they have pictures though on his Instagram he is uh the headline is doing drugs and flashing guns on social media this is this is this is him he’s doing like cougher like he’s got pills I’m seeing the pictures right here what are the drugs well it looks there’s pills of
Some sort I mean I I have there’s but he has cough syrup he’s like showing it’s like you know he’s got C syrup prescription coating syrup and pills I don’t see pictures of the guns but um wow someone needs to oh he has like things he has weed you know but like
It’s it’s like that like um it’s very the pictures are very Euphoria you know it’s like was cough syrup a big deal on Euphoria is that a big deal well no meaning like young like gen Z kids being like drugs you know like they’re excited like like he has pictures of like five
Pills on his tongue and like with a girl who has like four pills on her tongue a what a cute couple well they didn’t have um wedding pictures taken so maybe these will suffice yeah I there so Mary’s not in this episode that’s for sure so she’s
Like yeah you know I don’t want to put her out also I don’t want to open her up to saying mean things around my kids like you know the last time Mary was around my kids it wasn’t the best visit we see that clip of Mary being like well
One of the members of my church their daughter had a crash and she was ejected from the sun roof and she fell down into a neighborhood and Bobby’s like is she still alive no no Mary laughs oh [Laughter] no that story is so sad just the way it
Was presented was so merry I know when he’s like I think my kids are still scared so she says I tried so many times to mend that relationship and I don’t think that she likes me well you know what this is all about Bobby so whatever
Makes Bobby feel good have him here by the way who is Bobby is that your neighbor who is this person and she’s like uh you know what I uh what else what else is going on let’s talk about Monica let’s talk [ __ ] about Monica um she’s like yeah I talked to
Monica and she’s in a very abusive situation with her mom and then we see the clip of her mom being like I’m so broken right now and Monica being like see my mom and how she treated me like if shed something in me right now and I
Swear to you my mom finds different ways to hurt me every single day girl and then we come back yeah and so and Lea is like wow I love when things are like conveniently abusive and’s like what do you mean I mean you can be abused but you can also be abusive and
If your mom is so horrible then [ __ ] make changes and like I don’t think she’s sincere anything so it seems like a convenient time to have this huge issue with her mother at this point I don’t even value anything she says I was like whoa Lisa Barlo coming in hot and
By the way I know Lisa Barlo is not saying that this is a convenient time for anything to happen considering all the convenient times for other things to happen like I don’t know a hot mic moment you know like this is a show built on quote unquote convenient
Moments so when he’s like Lisa if you haven’t been in an abusive relationship you don’t understand how hard it is to one recognize how to even have one that there’s a muse abuse and manipulation and that is toxic and two tarp tarp TP just stop numbering things if
You don’t have a two Whitney yeah but I did have something hold on let me think of it and two take your torches no stop time tarp definitely sounds like someone who would be a cast member on Southern Charm like oh here’s my friend tarp So Lisa he’s from the wrong side of
Town but he’s very tall So Lisa has decided you know what [ __ ] all this [ __ ] all this Enlightenment that we have about victim blaming she you know what you bring this on yourself the way she treated her mother was horrible and this destructive conversation that she’s having about
Sean and Angie’s marage it has nothing to do with her mother it has everything to do with who Monica is and to me that feels like an excuse and it feels awfully convenient that she’s like it’s because of what I’m dealing with my my mother and it’s because of how horrible
Her mother is and then it’s like oh feel bad for me and like I don’t feel B her oh my God Lisa so Whitney says I have to believe Monica and Lisa tells us the bottom liners your trouble is not an excuse to beat us all like sh and it’s definitely
Not an excuse to spread a rumor about a fun to me she’s manipulative and by the way Monica Monica never Monica never said that she did this because her mom was abusive to her she like that was never a thing Lisa is saying that because all of this came out after
Monica was getting in trouble so Monica did this thing where she outed Angie and then when they started confronting her it became all about like my mom and the mom storyline and stuff and so she’s like oh so now she’s going to get away with all this [ __ ] she did because of
Her mom’s storyline like that doesn’t that’s not fair no no this is it’s all mixed up though because Monica first of all I don’t even believe that Lisa has a very strong case against Monica on this situation you know like maybe Monica could have been more delicate in that
Scene but honestly it’s a reality show and she said this is just what people are saying and she it was not coming from a place of like let me spread gossip she was just like this is what people are saying and it was something that Whitney had started anyway but also
Lisa is like I got to disagree with you on that I think she was really excited to get that ball rolling Whitney like yes oh my God they were sitting over there colluding together cuz Whitney wouldn’t say anything on camera and then they’re like let’s go talk to her she
Like okay let’s do it girl but Lisa’s fuing every guy in town or whatever it was but Lisa either way Lisa Lisa’s story keeps changing about what she’s mad at because Lisa’s saying how she thinks that Monica was horrible to her mother at Easter and that was just totally reprehensible but then
She’s saying no but Monica was spreading rumors at the at the party so that was what was bad so leis but Lisa’s ultimately just mad at Monica because Monica was a shitty friend to Lisa at Palm Springs like Monica was going after Lisa and Lisa’s just mad ultimately I
Believe Lisa is just salty about that and so now anything that Monica does she gets angry at Monica about and so this she’s just basically I don’t know I think that Lisa’s Lisa coming for Monica and Linda’s relationship though I don’t think that like Lisa should do that cuz
She’s not privy to it in the same way like I mean we’ve seen like even just the snippet that we’ve seen it’s just like it’s obviously a lot of dysfunction over there right but she hasn’t seen that snippet so if all you see is the
First of all yes I agree Lisa is coming really hard here and just being like she’s lying about abuse which is not a good look period like so nothing I’m going to say is going to excuse that but if you were only at that party I mean
When I watched that party scene I was like Linda because Monica is acting like a [ __ ] crazy person and all Linda’s doing is trying to calm her down and not to embarrass the children in front of all those people now of course then once we saw the Linda scene and I’m like oh
Okay well now you’re really seeing and then we hear what the mom did to Monica when they were it gives you a whole new when she was a child is what I was going to say it gives you a whole new perspective on the dynamic um so I’m definitely not just automatically team
Linda anymore and I definitely believe the childhood abuse and all that stuff because Linda didn’t even deny it really right um but I’m not willing to give a full pass to everything Monica does because I think that she is like a complete replica of her mother in a lot
Of ways as we see as the show starts to unfold but yeah Lisa was was wrong in this it just was like Lisa was going hard in the painter over this about something she doesn’t really know and and for reasons that don’t totally make sense to me like not not that they don’t
Make sense but like she is kind of she’s Prosecuting a crime that I don’t feel like is like like it’s she’s going hard in the pain over something that I don’t think is really that essential to her life about how Monica treats her mom so well she’s just very triggered in
General by Monica cuz Monica keeps coming after her and calling her narcissistic and all this stuff so Lisa is just already like ready to how dare you her jaw is liter you know how Lisa just opens her mouth so wide her and Meredith both do it but they get they
Can get like two fists in their mouth both of them and I feel like she’s when she starts really getting triggered her mouth literally becomes unhinged like a snake and she just you could just tell when she’s Furious cuz she’s like yeah I don’t believe her and Lisa is furious
This episode so then we go over to Heather at a restaurant where Merith shows up Merith is like wow W it’s been a busy day right and Heather’s like yeah I was just tracking a shipment because Georgia’s shoes for prom haven’t been delivered yet prom oh my God have you ever seen a
Little baby toddler slow dance to the Rose by B Midler talk about a beautiful proud moment um so Heather’s like so speaking of kids what about Jack’s Mission let’s talk about that she like oh that’s so wild you know I didn’t even realize that missions were 7 days a week 24 hours a
Day 365 days a year four years a i for I’m running out of things honestly there’s very long they’re very involved I know it’s like raising a toddler you’re always on the call hold on I’m getting a pH call from Brookie right now hold on oh yeah congratulations Brookie he just put the
The square in the Square slot for the first time yeah it’s hardcore I mean poor Jack has to go out there and preach Mormonism by the book and I don’t think that’s what he’s been raised in because according to Lisa he’s been raised East Coast Mormon and I just don’t think that
Translates oh wait there’s an East Coast Mormon and a West Coast Mormon do you street fight you come each other snapping at each other and see who can do the best fight Bells is there a be Smalls Mormonism man a Tupac Mormonism I don’t understand are there finger signs that
Can get AC cross in your brain this kind of Mormonism what is it no she just you know she says things like she has a cool bishop and she can wear strapless dresses and sell tequila I’ve just never heard of that kind of Mormonism before wait you can wear
Strapless dresses to church who would join that church I’m going to blaze her only church thank you [Laughter] how could you not that wear a blazer to any sort of house of worship so then we see Lisa and Heather two weeks earlier talking about this at
That party and Lisa’s like you know what like the difference is that I don’t think it’s Chuck the box to go to church like Heather Heather I would I would be this to go a CH she’s wearing a sleeveless like beautiful ball gown type evening gown type thing and Heather’s
Like oh stop you would not just yeah that’s John John John John John would I wear this to church with glass with sunglasses 100% I would John right right John right like I do you want me to say yes to say to back you up or no to refute [ __ ] shaming John say
Yes so then Heather’s like sheather’s like please take me to this church that you’re practicing F and is a f cuz I want to know know what this faith is I’ve never even heard of it and Heather says I mean you always cover your chur your shoulders or you’re not worthy of
Entering the chapel I mean leis say Brandon Mormonism doesn’t exist it’s like someone has taken a bag and glue gun two interlocking season called it Chanel I’m like oh so you’ve been watching real housewives in New Jersey also yeah I was like there is a church
Uh that does that and it’s called The Church of Bravo it’s called The Brownstone okay their Jesus is a Gorga okay called braon um so Meredith’s like well I guess religion is how we all Define it really I mean some of us have a religion where we
Can I don’t know how to say this but I’m not going to diss anybody’s religion if she calls wants to call herself a [ __ ] let her call herself a [ __ ] what are you going to think about I’m in a good mood M at the moment and we’re not
Talking about the rumors and the nastiness I’m happy with whatever sort of Mormonism non Mormonism she has and Heather’s like well it’s just that really just pushes my buttons because gosh I mean she can be whatever kind of Mormon she wants but I’m invalidated and excluded and I’m just no
Longer welcome in the community okay well to be fair she’s cheerleading for the church and you’re flipping the church off and telling everybody like it’s a traumatic cult so I mean Heather is such a teenager she’s such that’s the teenager thing it’s like you Rebel and
Then you get like upset when people get mad at you like but why my mom doesn’t even like me anymore now it’s like um because you’re like you’re sticking your thumb up at like at an institution and then and I’m not talk about Karen huger’s marriage and then you’re like
Upset that institution’s like hey not cool man we don’t want to hang out with you yeah and I think it’s funny that kind of at the end of the day she’s jealous of the people who still get to be Mormon but not follow the rules she’s like I’m rebelling against this but the
Parties were really good I still want to be invited to those game nights are still pretty good and I’ve been excluded from those yeah I feel like probably Heather feels like she did like one thing which is that she got a divorce and then she was like kicked out of the
Whole thing but whereas Lisa could do all these other things and not be kicked out so now she’s like well I was kicked out and that’s [ __ ] so now she’s like Angry well now that I’ve been kicked out I’m angry but ultimately she just wanted to get a divorce and stay a
Mormon that’s s what it sounds like so Heather is also wearing this button- down Pilgrim shirt with a bow bolo and a pearl necklace over the collar which is interesting because she’s kind of dressing like what she’s rebelling against you know it’s like if I just went out dressed as taxes
She yeah um she uh she like she had a she was wearing a tie at Bravo con and now she has this she does have this very sort of conservative 1982 kind of top on and uh she’s she’s she’s decrying the conservative practices of the of Mormonism while at the same time
Dressing like she is uh running some sort of I don’t know Church gathering in the well listen I think you know I don’t think you should be bound by Fashions you know you should still take what you want from everything I think this is Meredith’s Point like you don’t want to
Be a Mormon anymore but you still love to dress like you’re in a covered wagon in the 1800s trying to catch Brigham Young so you can ask him for a piece of gum before he gets to Oklahoma all right you’re allowed to do that so Heather asked Merith how she
Feels about like um how she’s doing after that cross country uh afternoon that they had skiing and M well I do understand Whitney’s concern about there being a f at her daughter’s party and that to me is a very fair legitimate concern and I’m so I’ll bring a gift a
Gift of me saying you can leave your own party that’ll be fun and you know I’ll wish her happy birthday and then I’m going to what of my my toddler says this is what they say now I’m going to dip I’m going to dip borns so then we go to Whitney getting
Glam with Bobby it’s Bobby’s first time in Glam and like like you can still talk even though they’re putting on your lip liner she’s like how would I know I’ve never done lip liner mom she like she’s so cute I’m dying with Bobby so she’s like watching my baby get
Clammed it’s like last week was her first birthday I can’t believe I’m looking at a teenager and then Bobby looks in the mirror for the first time and she’s like wow I got eyebrows and um then we see Heather uh Heather and her daughter are like rapping presents and both her daughters
I guess they’re wrapping presents for Bobby and everything and then Heather calls she facetimes with Angie K to see if Electra’s GNA come to Bobby’s party because you know they they’re gonna get the daughters all together and um and they’re just like talking Angie’s Angie’s wearing like a jean jacket which
Is not very Hawaiian themed and Heather asks like who’s coming and Angie says well I only talked to Lisa today and I think the kids both the kids are coming and did you oh did you hear the good news uh Jack is going to Colombia oh my
God I didn’t even know his grades were that good uh no on his mission bota oh oh bot wow okay so we got his mission call and nobody told me about that yeah because Lisa did a whole announcement yesterday at her little brunch Greek boom and Heather’s like an announcement
What and then we see little what we see the little brunch and John’s like um let’s cheers but let’s cheers with water to my son with the terrible hair May Colombia have brushes to push your hair all the way forward so you don’t feel comfortable I mean so you don’t feel
Uncomfortable with normal hair congratulations son and everyone is everyone ready to find out where Jack is going just going to going to Mission Jack’s like B columia like oh that is so what a fun non-greek place for you to go to Opa congratulations and Heather’s like wow I
Can’t believe they had a brunch she goes it was it was small honestly it was small like Greece and Heather’s like who was there and it was Justin Whitney aor a DVD in my purse and Lisa’s family says Angie and Heather’s like um an intimate Gathering of what sounds like her best
Supporters I guess she like yes I suppose so oh Heather I am so sorry I just this just feels like more of the same rejection I’ve been experiencing it’s things more coming from Lisa I mean you’re Loosey Goosey about Mormonism when it comes to excluding me and then all of a sudden
You’re a soldier of the Gospel I’m like Heather you’ve been critical of Jack you’ve actually made a teenager’s choice of how he’s going to spend the next few years your storyline and then you’re like upset that you’re excluded from the celebratory meal for him I mean it
Doesn’t it’s not that shocking to me yeah me neither so Heather’s like um so I’ll just ignore her tonight so I don’t lose my temper could you imagine I love this show I’m gonna go fight with somebody at a roller skate party because I wasn’t invited to their son’s Mission
Announcement at brunch I know so now um Bobby’s friends all come over all and they all hop onto like a Magic School Bus thing and it’s like it’s like a party bus and they head over to the roller rink and the kids are just of course like having the best time and
They get there and everyone’s showing up everyone’s putting on skates and then um and you know Lisa’s rearranging tiki torches in the corner it’s like hold on this one’s really bothering me over here and she like rotates it so that like like there’s one inch more florescent paint That’s visible to everyone to
See yeah they just painted something onto the tiki torches I thought we were going to get full tiki torch painting but I think they got tired so not the ti ti tiki torch art shame you but those aren’t great I’m just going to say there
Were two of you there was a tarp there was a whole day this sucks there’s either here’s what we got to find in that tarp either a dead body or some fully painted tiki torches for real okay so roller rank let’s see what’s happen Meredith Mark shows up in
A bikini in a she’s a bikini and a blazer yeah um the ladies start Gathering Whitney’s like have you seen Heather and Angie’s like Lisa I was excited about Jack’s announcement and I told Heather how how he was going to Colombia and and Lisa’s like oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh she starts doing that thing where she’s pulling the sides of her hair she like what did you tell her why did you tell her an why an why like well it just came out because I was super excited for him and I think she felt
Hurt that she wasn’t involved or invited but I don’t think it’s that big of a deal l i don’t ah I’m my hair I can’t stop pulling my hair somebody restrained my hands I can’t believe you decided just to gloss over the part where they’re all roller skating and Lisa and
Angie are roller skating together and Angie is like this is like Greek dancing it’s like wow right on Q so uh I don’t even know what part she’s really saying Greek anymore because I put it after every other word so I see it in my notes and
I’m like I can skip that Greek reference that was the actual Greek reference so Lisa is like inviting Heather to Jack’s mushroom Branch didn’t make sense to me cuz she met up very clear at Greek esar that she doesn’t think it’s like a good idea that Jack’s going on a mission so
I’m like shocked that like she she feels H like but like Heather and I are like in such a better place that like I don’t want this so like I don’t want this non invite to be a big doll and then we cut over to where Meredith Angie and Heather are talking
And they look like they’re having fun I mean I guess for a roller skating party and then Meredith just goes excuse me I got to go they’re like okay and she just gets up and leaves I have decided this place is not safe for tattlers so I’m going to have
To go bye bye I made it five minutes I can no longer thank goodbye so she leaves I can leave Lisa passes by Heather and Angie on the way to the bar and Lisa’s like oh my God I’m actually GNA get a Coke a die Coke a die Coke and Heather’s like um
Lisa didn’t even come over here I mean are you guys good right now Monica and Monica says um literally ever since I said she was materialistic all she does is drink Diet Cokes all she does is pass me and drink Diet Cokes oh yeah Heather’s like oh so she’s ignored you
Like how much have you talked about your relationship with your mom to Lisa and Monica’s like I don’t want to talk to Lisa At All by the way I love that when Monica’s like you no ever since I called her materialistic she like hasn’t really
Been so nice to me it’s like I love like ever since you call ever since you insulted someone they have not been as warm to you as they used to be isn’t that funny how that happens right um so then Heather’s like well if you haven’t
Talk to her about it then how does she know anything about your relationship with your mom which she so messy because we see a clip of Whitney telling Heather all the stuff that Lisa said and so we know how but it’s so funny so Monica’s
Like um I have no idea why and Heather’s like ca Whitney said that Lisa said that your relationship with your mom is embellished and you’re exaggerating it for attention and Jack is going to Colombia so yeah we see this flashback of Whitney telling Heather everything and then Monica’s like Lisa doesn’t know
Anything about me girl and I feel like Lisa is obsessed with me and like my name stays in her mouth girl like choc on it CH I can’t imagine being middle-aged and bitter I’m like well you’ve got about five more years so I was going to say you’ll find out soon
Enough you should be so lucky nothing turns you more middle-aged and more bitter than being on a Housewives show it’s like the ultim it’s like it’s like using a dryer for your fruit instead of just leaving it out on a countertop it just speeds the process watch your mouth okay
Also um this watch your mouth watch your mouth also this drag queen appropriation is getting a little not like offensive I’m not like oh my God I’m offended for Gay Culture but everything she says she like tries to turn into a mini drag queen and it’s
Just I cringe I’m cringing for you maybe up here vernacular for the next season cuz just like oh my God my name is in her mouth [ __ ] off Lisa if your life is so perfect like go live and be happy like why do you care about my relationship
With my mom so much because you’re always talking about it maybe I don’t know I’m just going to put that up there you’ve fed every scene so far and you invite your mom everywhere so Monica’s like yeah um why don’t you care so much about my mother and she tells us I’m
Trying so hard to remember that this is a little girl’s birthday party and not to say anything I do not need to be that Auntie that’s like ready to turn up but to keep my mouth shut I’m like telling you that could be an Olympic sport So Lisa is like
Hi what’s going on and other’s like yeah we were just talking about uh okay well I thought you weren’t going to talk to me today so I was basically trying to start a war against you but now you’re here I guess I’ll confess Whitney told me you think Monica’s embellishing the
Issues with her mom so I told Monica Le is like wait what what it was a snarky comment you know like snarky like oh my God like I blame Monica I blame the victim just snark it like that so uh she’s like you know I was like so then she goes up to
Monica and she says Hey I was excited to meet your mom and your girls at Easter and I thought like that was like a disaster and I yeah was a disaster yeah and I felt like she was trying to smooth things over um my mom was very very charming
And very charismatic and very nice and so was Ted buy so my mom has two sides and she’s very very abusive like my kids don’t want to be around her and there’s just a lot you don’t know okay Lisa and she goes then why did you bring her to
Easter then why why did you bring her to Easter well listen we have like yeah you know the little the Easter Bunny drops pellets all over the place no one [ __ ] likes him but we still invite him it’s just what you do yeah we have a very like up and down
Relationship girl and like it’s high high but also low lows and Lisa’s like yeah well I was just like wondering like if your mom helps you with your kids like if she’s like pressing your life just you want to ask them because they’re here I was like oh God please
Don’t ruin another event for your kids please they’ve already had that first one let’s just let them get through the roller skating party please so Lisa’s like no I don’t want to ask them she go um obviously you don’t believe a thing I say maybe need to hear from a [ __ ]
5-year-old and then we he and she’s like yeah my kids have definitely vocalized frustrations about their vvo and we see her oldest or her eldest daughter saying you know what what Volvo what vvo is doing to us doesn’t reflect on you as a mom she thank you thank
You and she Monica says that her kids can see that like Linda’s a Dr Jackle of Mr Hyde and so then um Lisa is like listen Monica don’t want to have this like negative raising voice conversation I’m telling you just the perception that I have she’s like how am I raising my
Voice Lisa she’s like you are you’re raising your voice she like is this a raised voice to you and then Lisa turns to Heather and she see like here’s my perception of the situation and then like the act of her turning to Heather sets Monica off and Monica’s like oh my
God there it is just like my mom did anybody catch that and Heather’s just looking at her like what the [ __ ] and Monica says that when she went to dinner with her mom and the mom didn’t like what she was saying she literally turned
To a plant and we see we see a clip of that dinner of her mom turning and talking to a plant and then we get a shot of the plant just being like what the what I do I know Linda even says I’m going to talk to the plant she goes her
Labels her labels don’t hurt me anymore I’m like she I thought that Monica was just exact she was literally talking to the plant she was talking to a plant if you’re having a confrontation with someone and they keep trying to talk to you and multiple times people have to
Turn away from you to get a sentence out you could be part of the problem too it was an interesting fix that if that is the problem that’s an interesting fix talking to the plan yeah so um Heather’s like I mean um so if I’m getting this right Lisa is now Linda
Monica I’m Monica’s I’m sorry she goes Lisa’s now Linda who’s Monica’s mom and I’m the plant I prefer to be compared to a plant than a cial killer I’ll take it I guess you listen listen you know what I’m not interested in is having these crazy erratic conversations and then she stands and
She’s like maybe you’d like to maybe maybe you’re more like your mom than you think you are but maybe you’re the exact same person I’m not interested I’m not interested Monica because Monica is not backing down from Lisa and Lisa is used to people backing down and it is making
Lisa crazy and it’s so funny Monica can do it like I’m impressed Monica can really make Lisa fly off the [ __ ] handle So Lisa goes and starts skating off and Monica’s like bye 50-year-old wannabe and So Lisa like Monica you’re gonna age too so then Lisa goes up to Angie goes
She said I’m she so she said I’m just like her mom after AC quitting her to Ted Bundy she’s busy saying I’m Ted Bundy can you believe I’m Ted Bundy I’m not a serial killer and um yeah like I wnab be yeah like a 50-year-old want to
Be me yeah well she wants to be me so she can have what I have that’s why she carries fictional wait you have fictional yeah good point so then we cut to Bobby going up to Whitney going Mom this is the best drink ever it has peach raspberry coconut and Dr Pepper and
Whitney goes okay slow down and she goes I’m 13 I can drink as much ja pepper as I want give the and the raspberry and the coconut and the pineapple and the Sy and the Dr Peppa now give it to me now I’m 13 don’t [ __ ] with me mama do whatever
The [ __ ] I want to I’m a woman now big this Dr peble we’re g get a sequel to that movie 13 just starting Bobby moving to Los Angeles just drinking soda it’ be a much different version like the entire movie is diagonal okay so uh now we have happy birthday to
You all of that good stuff and they reveal the golf cart and um by the way how did they get that golf cart in onto that rink and how did they do it in a way that Bobby didn’t see I would like to know the logistics behind this reveal
I don’t know I’m still like danger I just see blood on a highway when like I’m not celebrating this okay so then we go to also would you be okay if you were like a crosswalk person at a school and some little girl show up at a golf cart
In a golf cart to drop off the the child I would be pissed I would call the principal that call the police guess what I would get Shadow Mador on the case because that sounds like something for CPS I mean you see a 13-year-old dropping off like the six-year-old and
The golf cart and the the 13-year-olds hopped up on Dr Pepper and five different flavored syrups right dangerous dangerous So Lisa pulls Heather aside and she’s like let me tell you something real quick Heather I’m not excluding you it’s just that Heather’s like an announcement Branch you had an
Announcement Branch yeah well you know what look Heather cuz it’s a find balance cuz you’re on your own joury and you’re mitigating it so I’m like hey Jack you know Jack’s doing this thing that you’re walking away from so like I didn’t want to like prepaid for the
Lunch and then you just walk away from an omelet you know what I mean well there’s a Great Divide that exists in Utah okay and when people leave the church you that div it’s not about that it’s not about that listen I’m respectful of your Journey other I’m
Happy for you I’m happy you’re going to have so much fun in the outer Darkness you know they have these like flashlights that have batteries that last a really long time now yeah I just wanted to clarify had the Great Divide has nothing to do with Mormonism it’s
Diet Coke versus Diet Pepsi and I’m a Diet Pepsi girl so I just I really feel that divide between us okay well then you’re never invited again thank you for clarifying that conversation over so then um Jack sort of like rolls over like like he he’s on the skates he
Like literally roll rolls over to them and then he’s like hey there what’s going on and Heather’s like oh congratulations Jack on um your future um commitment to your cult so where will you be culting it up and he’s like uh bot colia tell tell her where your
Mommy’s going shopping tell her jock tell her where Mommy’s going to get to go sh back uh botar botar Columbia and’s like oh well congratulations yeah Heather got to go to can she got to go to can uh she went to a whole city named after can but
Came out liking Pepsi what a slot am I right everyone she won the Palm to [ __ ] because good time girl sorry can’t resist it’s just a classic French rivi hor so um Jack’s like really yeah Sandra P like Heather’s like yeah I guess um I guess I guess the
Church liked me a little bit more than than you and your strapless dresses so have fun have fun with your son going off to Columbia someone messaged us and said that I mean I don’t know if this is true whatsoever ever but like the families that are in good standing with the
Mormon Church their kids get to go to like fancy places like Sant Trope or Milan and the families that are in lesser standing have to go towards go to you know non non- fancier place I’m trying to say in a way that doesn’t sound totally condescending to Columbia
Because I know Bogota is supposed to be actually a really amazing City but like I can imagine in the eyes of like the Mormon church like Colombia is like the Lesser compared to like south of France so someone send that said that message us I don’t know if that theory holds or
Not but it’s a fun Theory to think about yeah it is maybe they got dissed because of tequila and all that good stuff or wearing probably wearing evening dresses to church Jesus Christ not wearing her little Bolero jacket that Heather gay had to wear to a wedding once to cover her
Shoulders so um Heather’s like wow congratulations Jack um of felices and he’s like uh uh see and Lisa goes yeah she speaks French you see that was Spanish like she served her Mission and uh again yeah I already said all this okay and uh so he’s like Okay
Bye so Lisa’s like okay listen though Heather it’s not excluding you it’s respecting you and other’s like you know it’s just like the problem I have is with the Mormon stuff it’s not Jack it’s not his brunch she like oh you have a problem with the way I live Mormon it’s
I’m right she goes well you’re you’re not Mormon but you get to wear the title of being Mormon come on but I am Mormon I’m like super into like um whoever the guy was who like started it and Heather’s like you were the least Mormon person on the planet she’s like no I’m
Not that’s crazy haha like I love the Lord and the various Mormon things that happen in our church which I don’t even have to explain what they are CU I know them so well right yeah love the Lord um Heather’s like yeah you know I just that
Just seems unfair you know they kick me out but they don’t kick you out and I mean look at you but I’m so more man and listen I’m kind of with Lisa on this just because if you give 10% of your money to anybody you’re part of that
Organization I’m sorry I know that you may not follow all the rules but 10% is a lot yeah it is and um yeah I mean they’re differ I don’t know the deal with Mormonism but I know in other religions they’re different spirituality but to Lisa Barlo it is I am 100% Mormon
I know everything about Mormonism we all know the church Jesus Christ and the Church of Latter latter latter day salmon so I’m like I’m very up on this religion I’m so excited I love that time of the year where we get to light 12 candles and wear little round hats on
The back of our [Laughter] heads my favorite part about Mormonism is Mormon Christmas happens at the summer solstice in Sweden I love when pram young would go out fisherman Manning and then turn make everybody like multiply fish sandwiches that was amazing I’m so excited for Jack’s Mormon
Mitzva so then we go to John and Lisa and they’re in their bedroom talking about their new bedding coming and she’s like oh my gosh I’m still like decompressing from this ridiculous weekend uh you know what and uh he says what happened with Monica and she’s like
Well yeah all of a sudden you appeared and then I mean she just goes crazy she’s crazy it’s like weird Monica seems miserable and jabby and like when I’m around her like she equates her mother to Ted pundy but then she equated me to her mother so like she’s like impossible
To talk to without murdering and possibly eating her body parts yeah and then when I was leaving I saw Anie and like Anie was having like a full conversation with Monica and like Anie is like not being honest about with me about her relationship with Monica and if they’re fine that’s great but
Like don’t tell me you’re not fine okay like it’s one thing to be called a seral color but it’s another to be like friends with someone who called me a seral color so then we see clip of three days earlier with Lisa and Angie having lunch
And Lisa’s like um I just don’t get it like with Monica why does anything have to do with your mother like apologize for your behavior her Behavior was repulsive and Angie’s like aun Lisa I agree with you and so we cut back and she’s like yeah she doesn’t make any
Sense so then John’s like yeah well here’s what I think Lisa just immediately goes to her phone and starts texting it’s like when a when Andy goes on a break on housewives and they’re like we’ll be right back and then he just scrunches down in his chair and starts texting
Nothing that happens around him will get him to look up from that nothing nothing nothing and like John’s trying to weigh in he’s like well yeah I mean I guess good luck with that and if if you need to balance any ideas off me about how to like talk to Angie or like
Monica um hey yeah whatever I’m GNA go out I’m I’m gonna I’m let the dog out I hear you I’m gonna I don’t I’m G to go I’m go I’m alone I live alone love you that was the most awkward scene and you can tell it just happens all the time or
Like and then this happened John well here’s my husbandly advice not listening da da what you talk now part I said my part already told me CH Blondy like do I work in a shoe shop it’s like uh that’s Al Bundy oh just the zero awareness of it all is so funny
Okay so then we go to Heather’s house and it’s prom day for Georgia and um they’re talking about her date how she has a date and um Heather’s saying that she didn’t think that Georgia was even in the get to go to prom because Mormons only go with other
Mormons but then AI came into the picture and his family is from Bosnia and so they don’t give a crap about Mormonism and she’s gonna hopefully make out with this kid tonight yeah because because this is GNA this is George’s first boyfriend without the restraints of Purity culture I’m like you’re still
In America it’s a pretty big Purity culture around here and um uh that was a criticism by the way of America that was not a criticism of Heather um but anyway Heather likes Heather likes aie and everything and she talks about how when I was when I was her age
I had a boyfriend and it took us 9 months before we kissed lying down and the next day he called me and said we can never do that again anyway I married him U so then we go over to Whitney’s prism popup shop what episode was that
Where we went over Whitney’s jewelry it was so fun I think it was the first one of the Season remember I don’t remember Whitney’s jewelry we looked we went to we went to her uh wedding not her wedding her jewelry website that was a fun episode if anybody hasn’t done it do
It it’s fine yeah okay so there’s it’s a place called vley and uh Whitney’s having it’s my popup shop and uh she’s uh she’s there Lisa shows up she’s like thanks Jennifer she walks hey jonfer thanks jonfer I’m like she’s like my name is constant whatever Jennifer
Thano oh my gosh it looks so beautiful here where are the tiki torches we painted so they’re like who you she’s like who’d you invite and Heather’s not coming and then is so and so coming she’s like no is Meredith coming no is Heather coming now and then we see
George’s date come pick her up for the prom and FEA bangs more bangs more modern boy hair pushed all the way forward it’s embarrassing BL their hearts terrible terrible um so it’s kind of cute that they all support each other in that bad decision right because if there’s enough people doing
One wrong thing it makes it right yeah well it’s it’s bad so uh then no one’s coming and then Lisa’s like it’s Meredith coming and then we see Meredith at her own store and she’s just talking to someone well this is the monr clutch and like it’s supposed to be somewhere
Abra I don’t know I just I really don’t care I just need to have an excuse not to go to Whitney’s crappy jewelry event so you can do whatever you want with this monogram piece of [ __ ] supposed to be abstract and not exactly my logo so
She pulls out the little logo and it’s exactly her logo I was like what are you going to put it like tilted what it’s your logo okay so then we go back and Whitney tells us prism is a very much full circle moment of my own spiritual
Religion cuz each piece is designed with with a specific intention in mind and we’re going to create an energy that inspires people to connect with their jewelry and also I’m tired what was I saying I’ve always been into crystals and healing and healing crystals and Crystal Light Crystal Gale Crystal on Beverly Hills
And all that stuff so it’s full circle for me because I suddenly like this stuff and now doing something with this stuff so people come in and there’s this random lady named Sherie who’s there and I don’t know who Sher is but says Sher Whitney’s friend and um Sher is like
Sher’s like I’m on a roller coaster but I’m okay right now I said what what happened with Sherry and we never see her again I’m like wait wait why do we like stop everything to find out that Sherry’s on a roller coaster this this strange lady who’s like oh my God
Whitney it’s been a drama but we’re okay right now yeah they acted like they were introducing a new friend of or something but then that was all we got of her so who knows so Justin shows up to this thing and there’s a big line of people
To get in and Lisa and Angie um are talking and Lisa’s like how did you feel after last night well it was a kid’s birthday party so that’s how I felt well I laughed and last night I was like so irritated cuz I’m like you know what that’s that’s
What it was like it was like this yeah it was like that was done I was like also by the way Angie has arrived because she’s wearing Tamara’s uh blue Terry mug uh dress I just want to point out yeah it’s like everyone needs to stop with the m figure skater this
Figure skater look fig it’s done yeah so andie’s like it’s hard it’s hard Lisa because after you left the conversation it continued with Monica and this is where she’s pulling out putting it out to everyone else and you know what like you don’t want to believe it that it’s
She keeps on saying like oh Lisa doesn’t want to believe that I’m in a abusive situation and that’s what she’s telling everyone Lisa I’m Greek and Lisa’s like well I don’t know what relationship she’s had but I just saw for two hours at your house on
Easter wait people were at my house on Easter yeah do you mean Greek Easter UPA okay fine greeky St so that Edie’s like well let me talk for a second Angie let me talk for a second Andie like basically said like half a syllable let
Me talk let me talk okay when I saw your house with someone treating her mother poorly and like I made a judgment call and I would never treat my mother like that and what’s her problem with me like she has an issue with me let me finish I
Know you’re not saying anything let me finish let me finish be quiet okay she had an issue with me okay your turn let me finish let me finish okay your turn well I want my turn again my wait hold on I take back my turn it’s my turn
Okay your turn I don’t know because you know all I know is what she told me all we can go off is her word okay you know what I’m going to go yeah I’m going to go off for actions my turn under me my turn other
Me let me finish other me no let me finish let me finish let me finish let me finish you stop talking you stop wait you talk let me talk other me I love that I love that so um Monica enters the store and the music’s like we go to commercial
So when we come back and she’s like I didn’t like where she went with you last night look I had your back I’m telling you Lisa I promise you I had your back and Lisa’s like you know what I need a drink like this is boring this is boring
That’s what Lisa does when she’s triggered she just calls everything boring and when Monica is triggered she calls everybody old and spoiler alert that’s the next 20 minutes of this show yes oh and when Angie’s triggered she just calls everything I’m Greek so and when Bobby’s triggered she just
Starts snorting Dr Pepper up her nostrils so there’s hugs and chatter and smiling and and then Angie’s like last night Monica last night was I left overwhelmed I’m feeling like I’m between you and Lisa right now Monica and Monica’s like that’s well that’s like on Lisa because like
Lisa’s putting you in the middle girl and I’m like not talking [ __ ] on Lisa to you like you guys are the ones who bring it up girl but you you got you went low on her again last night like yeah but you guys are the ones coming at me like
I’ve been here five minutes five minutes and you guys are coming up to me like Lisa Lisa Lisa which is true yes you know they are all like trying to stir the pot and then they’re they’re like Monica why are you saying so many things about Lisa could you keep tatt failing
On Lisa and then asking her opinion on it I just walked away from it and M like but you see what I’m saying like don’t I don’t bring it up like you bring it up like it’s always brought to me so then Lisa goes up to Whitney and she goes hey
I know you have a lot going on but like Angie came up to me and said some cret stuff do you want to hear about it and need to give a speech right now so Lisa is so mad yeah she’s off and Whitney’s like B what does that even
Mean be right bck so she gets up and goes and Lisa’s all pissed and she’s doing that thing where she’s like pulling both sides of her hair which I love and then she’s like trying to readjust in the booth she is she’s about to lose her damn mind and she doesn’t
Have anyone here who’s who’s on her team and the store is so small that there’s nowhere for her to escape to so Whitney’s like they’re like stand on the speaker Whitney how do I stand on myself no I know but it’s like a different kind of speaker but I’m the speaker right now
Do I stand on my head am I doing a somersault no Whitney stand on this thing but I is that thing the speak what’s this speaker um wait can we start from the top hold on hold on this big box but it’s not saying anything wait is this box also launching
A jewelry thing here so she they lift her up okay so to give her speech they put her up on a platform right next to her step and repeat but not in front of her step and repeat that has a logo that she’s supposed to be uh promoting right
Now dum dum so she starts giving a little speech she’s like hi everybody did you ever wish you could wear your spirit on your ear I did crystals am I right so then Lisa Lisa grabs Angie’s hand to be like come on we’re going to go listen to the
Speech over here but then Angie’s like come on Monica come on man come come on come on with us so no no no she’s pulling you away just go with her so we’ve got Angie in between Lisa and Monica and they’re both trying to like have Angie on their side and it’s so
[ __ ] funny no you you just go with her then and he’s like shut the [ __ ] up Monica come on Angie no you’re like so bothered by me and I love it I love it stay bothered [ __ ] and Angie’s I’m in the middle of a sandwich here um more
Specifically I’m in the middle of a hero sandwich right now and so they stand on either side of her and Monica’s like oh look at her getting hot I’m not interested you bore me don’t walk away walk away she’s pulling you then yeah but someone needs attention
Look right at her look right at her everybody go ahead walk away we’re for Whitney to don’t even yeah and then if you ever feel like the spirit isn’t moving through you and your heart maybe it could move through you and uh a piercing right at the top top of your
Ear it only hurts at first and Monica is still yelling at Lisa you’re not my mother I don’t need to listen to you um okay let’s let Whitney feel like we’re all here and Le like no one wants to be your mother clearly so then Monica’s like Jesus good
Lord so we have a whole mother abuse story line and Lisa’s like clearly no one wants to be your mother oh my God just terrible terrible moves by Lisa this entire episode A Bad episode for Lisa well you’re pretty she tells us you’re pretty [ __ ] disgusting to talk
About my own plant talking to mother and how she doesn’t want me and I’m absolutely at my Tipping Point right now so then Whitney’s still talk hi all you beautiful people thank you so much um for wait hold on line being here wait to day today we’re making earrings that
Are built with spirit they’re $5,000 you can’t see them but it’s cuz you can’t see Spirit so then things has sort of settled down with Monica and Lisa it seems like for a second and Monica’s looking at Whitney and she’s like well she has the best legs and and andie’s
Like all of them and then Lisa’s like don’t be fake as [ __ ] she’s like mad at Angie for like having like a like a pleasant response to Monica’s you know compliment I was just talking about how beautiful Whitney is Lisa I’m not talking to you I stay on your tongue
Though I stay on your tongue and she’s like Monica is this little vampire that’s fueled by like 100% off negative energy like give me a problem and I’ll feed off of that she’s like [ __ ] horrible um well prism came into my life with these ladies Shantal is a designer
She’s a gemologist and Amber Lee is a spiritualist and a chakra girl we’ll trust her with we’ll trust her with our chakras but not with the little piercing parts that go into your ears she tried to use paper clips stupid chakra girl M’s like maybe that’s like what we
Need andie’s like yeah I think we need more of this chakra [ __ ] and so then Lisa walks away she’s like so she walks away all mad at and she’s like don’t touch me Angie Angie’s like Lisa Lisa and Lisa’s like don’t touch me I don’t need any of this cuz I guess Angie
Reaches out to touch Lisa to be like don’t leave so now Lisa’s mad at Angie yeah um so Angie’s like Lisa come on she’s like I don’t need this I don’t need this well don’t leave Lisa don’t don’t let her get don’t let her get to you she’s like I’m not interested in
Talking to her you know if that’s what you’re going to talk to you know what I can’t I can’t back you up on that I’m and Whitney’s like hey chers chers to a sound bath and pull your credit cards after nothing is more spiritual than a credit
Card um so Monica then checks him with Angie she’s like are you okay girl and and’s like no I’m not you guys like I’m not I’m not I’m not okay you guys and Leisa is like why why aren’t you okay she’s I can’t be in the middle of
Whatever you guys Le like you’re not in the middle you’re not in the middle of anything you’re not in the middle of anything all I said was if you’re going to talk to Monica you can’t talk to me you’re not in the middle of anything well you’re both going low with
Each other what did I say that was low what did I say that was low I did not job her one time Monica’s like um you did I’m some fine um so Whitney’s like enjoy the sand bath Dong Dong shantel’s like Whitney we have
A bowl for that oh hold on give me the bowl no we rub the bowl Whitney I resent the fact fact that you’re having a bath when you’ve got out of your way to talk about how dirty my tub is in newspaper and the press and causing nastiness and rumors so if you
Will people please ignore Whitney on this event because it is built on lies listen I said based on my assessment you don’t treat your mother well you do not treat your mother well Monica oh yeah well you don’t know about this situation Lisa based on what I saw you weren’t
Nice to your mother based on what I see you are like you like your minions and you’re threatened by people wanting to talk to them you don’t know me stop putting Angie in the middle she’s not in the middle you guys no no no guys I I
I’m not in the middle I can pull myself out I am like a baklava coming out of the oven I am being pulled out by myself right now oh it is hard but I’m staying in the middle I have not felt the lighting on my face for this long the
Entire season oh yeah well you talked about her marriage and I said it’s not that deep Monica you know what stop trying to make it deep Monica Lisa Barlo mon like Le Lisa listen listen I want to enjoy the sball okay excuse me I want the sound bow yeah old people need
Sound balls okay bonica Jesus Christ just gonna resort to old people on every little thing running out ofal old so Andre’s like okay Monica that’s [ __ ] low because I’m actually older than Lisa Lisa’s like yeah manica okay she’s older than me and so is Merith and so is
Heather and just want to point out that actually like everyone’s like older than me I’m kind of like a young girl on this cast sort of like young hot mom you know what I’m saying yeah but you wear it old well I like to be natural I don’t look like the
Pillsbury to boy with all these injections and stuff in my face sorry and Monica goes oh are you saying that about Angie you’re saying that about your friend which is which is kind of funny it is right and and she’s like um no I think you’re gorgeous Lisa I think
You’re gorgeous and I think you’re jealous Monica and by the way I think you’re pretty and I’m pretty gorgeous you see what I did there little word play in the middle to lighten things up anyone and Lisa’s like control yourself Monica control yourself should I tell
Them to leave I’m so pissed right now where’s Merith marks when you need her cut to Meredith every week every week quote you can leave do not come for my sound bath you’re so triggered by your circumstances keep my name out of your mouth I’m not interested please stop
Talking to me listen I’m texting back to this entire this entire conversation stop I’m playing stop yeah Lisa screams this part so then Monica was like you don’t get to tell me what to do please stop talking to me Lisa please stop talking to me please
Stop talking to me so then uh Lisa’s like tells us what the hell is happening like abusing the SLE like maybe you’d be in better mood if you didn’t have to pay for drugs what does that mean are they dis I think she’s like poor shaming her like
She had to pay like she had like she’s so poor like she’s in a bad mood that she has to pay for something her Dr Pepper or the Dr Pepper broker so Lisa’s like I have no interest in y and Monica’s like can stop talking about me it’s that
Simple and so and just like guys I’m like let’s I’m like loving this like little moment with a sound sound bath and Lisa’s like listen listen I took your side like that’s as far as it goes okay it’s like not that deep if somebody needs if somebody else needs more action
In their life they can keep clinging to it but that’s not that deep for me I guess she’s trying to say I may have misspoken but so she basically saying like look all I was saying was I took your mom’s side and it’s like not that
Deep like no big deal like stop like stop making a scene and so Monica tries this one next for her for her most likely pre-written line she’s like Lisa you’re like a little [ __ ] stamp you beg for attention everywhere you go but you’re bottom of the barrel I was like
Uh okay if you want to start doing weird comebacks here’s mine we were de the same DEA cards and like you play with twos I play with face cards they really need listen Salt Lake City we’ve always said this is the lowest budget Community Theater version
But you guys really need to get some gays okay you need to start playing with some Queens that’s what you need to start playing with EX cards we need some Queen cards in here so Monique’s like uh oh monicaa is like you do realize there are several okay first cuz she goes listen
And that was such a lame com comeback and Lisa goes oh yeah well if this is mediocre if this is what mediocre looks like I’m so happy to be mediocre like she clearly doesn’t get out much and she doesn’t know how to behave and Monica’s like um you do realize there are several
Forms of intellectual capabilities in the brain and streight smarts is actually the number one and you don’t have that and the fact that I do makes you crazy um you just got your car repossessed so no you don’t you just you just said Lisa was like a [ __ ] stamp um also where was
This official ranking of where of intellectual capabilities well this just in the number one intellectual capability for 2023 Street smarts congratulations Street smarts and where is that even coming from like where does it come from uh so Monica like um okay so Monica tells her that and Lisa laughs and I
Laugh because I don’t even know what they’re talking about now I feel like every line they say I’m like huh I think guys just cut just cut the camera okay so God the [ __ ] leaf blower do you hear him they’re torturing I don’t I don’t hear what’s going on how are they
Here again wen’t they already here I’m bored I’m bored leaf blower I’m bored with you leaf blower [ __ ] leaf blower is bored with me I feel like he came back here just to torture me you were here a week an hour ago go away you can’t leave so then Monica’s basically
Like yeah she says like I’ve got Tre smarts and like that challenges you and you hate it [ __ ] oh Monica please don’t go there with the [ __ ] thing and so then Lisa’s like I’m bored with you I’m bored with you can stop talking about me like then Lisa’s like listen I don’t
Ever want to [ __ ] talk about you again stop talking to me stop talking to me and so she gets in her face right she’s like now at the top of Lisa level piss so she’s in her face and she like puts her hand on her shoulder and then
Monica’s like you can’t put your hands on P people she like stop talking to me stop talking to me stop talking to me you can’t control me all right she like calm down calm down I am calm why do you keep saying that and then we see Monica
Getting now that she’s getting what she wants out of Lisa Monica is calm like she starts coming like right back thing yes so Angie’s like um okay it’s okay you guys don’t like each other and Lisa’s like why do you keep saying that she’s like just don’t let her set you up
Here and Lisa’s like you started this whole thing with sha and I took your side and that’s that that’s it and the way you treat your mother is disgusting and Monica’s like she’s like well you should hear how your mother treats me how how your mother treats me
Lisa how my mother maybe that’s what she said how my mother treats me and Lisa’s like you do the same thing it’s called abuse you abuse people Lisa do you hear yourself do you hear yourself I don’t hear her I don’t assess her yes you do what whatever wh whatever like you made
Several snarky comments so let’s not deny that Lisa and Angie’s like but you do too Monica you do too she goes but I found it and Lisa’s like Angie stay out of it shut up Angie and so Angie goes okay and Monica’s like don’t say okay she’s
Her own person don’t let her be don’t tell her to be quiet and ae’s like I can’t fix this and Lisa says there’s nothing to fact Monica you treat your mother like shut and I say what I see I mean it’s not that deep Monica she like okay then stop talking about me
I’m not talking about you I gave my opinion my opinion is exactly what I told you and just in advance shut up Angie stay out of it so um Monica’s like but do you understand she’s I don’t understand that um well you get your hands out of
People’s faces maybe she you w doing that to me you were doing this to me so I did that to you and then they start doing hand dancing in front of each other by the way Monica did do Monica did this with her hand I rebounded I was
Like let’s let’s play back the tape Monica did this with her hand and Lisa’s face then Lisa did it back as like like like making fun of her and then mon like keep your hand out of my face well Monica you did start that one and then Lisa goes but I’m a close
Talker so Andre’s like okay separate separate okay musaka to the left pastillo to the right okay separate you guys need to be like lemon juice and olive oil and separate so Whitney’s like could you guys go over there because you’re you’re fighting in the way of our
Checkout and there’s a long line of people who want to buy my jewelry right and Monica’s like um I actually like fighting in this environment like I fought in grocery stores um parking lots this is a very classy place to fight in and Lisa follows Whitney around she goes
Oh my God she’s so hard to have a conversation with Whitney I mean it’s like impossible and Andre’s like I don’t know what to say right now actually I don’t know if I’m allowed to say something right now now can I talk right now and Monica’s like do you see how she says
Like shut the [ __ ] up and be quiet she always wants her minions talk up against her talk up against her she always wants minions am I right Angie Angie says something but she just doesn’t like me to speak on her behalf uh-uh you were giv your opinion and she told you to
Shut the [ __ ] up and for the second time today they showed the clip of Lisa saying Angie don’t worry about that for one second and uh Angie going okay Monica like don’t say that Monica is Monica is trying to turn actively turn Angie against she’s a twister she’s
While she also accusing Lisa of someone who loves having minions while Monica is actively trying to recruit one yep Hey listen if you see Aon you got to fight for the pawn I guess I guess I don’t really know how chess Works to be honest it was a good musical though very
Underrated musical so Lis like she’s impossible to talk to I mean you know what cuz it’s like your mama jokes right it’s like you’re a piece of [ __ ] you’re so ugly you look 50 you’re like this I’m like that is not a your mama joke and I
Don’t know what this what you’re go going on with this path here but it makes no sense I get what she’s saying because you argue with Monica it’s like I don’t think you were nice to your mother you’re old okay like she’s saying it’s your mama joke it’s just like
Really immature and she resorts to just being a child instead of having a a a fight you know right maybe she’s saying she’s jording to trying to have like a like trying to diss you right like she trying to diss you or something like that right she just goes low instead of
Having an actual conversation it’s like here’s my point oh yeah but you’re old and ugly so okay it’s like kind of like a Jen Shaw style fighting style you know like they’re there this is like the New Gen except you know way more palatable I say so um Whitney’s like I’m so
Irritated can Lisa just table Lisa for one moment we have a back up in the line guys we have to move and Lisa’s like you know what this is what I don’t like the figy yeah so then Monica tells Angie you know what I love you you look beautiful
And like I appreciate you today and like I’m got to go to my kids and Lisa’s like look at this look at them look Monica and Anie they’re like hugging it out and like this is weird for me like I honestly think this is like so weird
Like you talked about her marriage and like I’m the bad guy because I’m defending Anie yeah bye I’m leaving I can’t take the fakery goodbye and Whitney’s like well this this isn’t Good Vibes are you leaving she’s like that’s a bushot that’s how it ends this pretty
Int this fight lasted like 10 minutes of a time it went on for a long time in case you could tell 4 minutes C’s time yeah it was a it was it was hilarious but it was also very long I was like wow they are they are really going at it huh
They are but they kept going at it without being able to find new things to say to each other so they just kind of kept repeating the same things over and over again but you know what I have to say I was still reved it was great it
Was hilarious I mean enough to redo it all we could have just been like okay this fight was this and this said over and over again it was it was pretty much the same two sentences repeated back and back back over and over and over again so much fun yeah thanks everyone for
Being here we appreciate you and uh we will catch you on the next episode episode bye everyone Bye
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