Yeah if you feel like someone’s following you you just [ __ ] pull your hands out like this yeah and you go Check this story out it’s in Indianapolis this woman is getting her mail she gets approached by dude who’s on a bicycle he stops starts talking or starts chatting her up in the middle of this conversation he takes a gun out and he’s like hey I’m gonna Rob your house
And she goes okay I don’t have anything in my house of value but I can give you I have about a hundred dollars in tips from my work it’s in the car I’ll just give you that and he goes all right cool she goes to the car gets the money out
Gives it to him he goes do you have a boyfriend she’s like no not really I used to and then does this adjust her bags no not what do you mean really not really what do you ask I wish like I’m looking but in this town give
Me a break he takes her phone forcibly adds himself on Facebook what an idiot no no it gets better no no he’s gonna turn it around he’s gonna turn around right he’s gonna turn around right yeah no then he and he leaves so now she has
The evidence of yeah so then she reports it and the cops get award to like find this guy uh but he then he messages her on Facebook and he’s like hey like I just want you to know I’m not that type of guy I feel I feel bad for robbing you
You’re sorry you’re too hot to Rob what is he gonna do like take her out on a date with the money honestly honestly so far so good so far you could feel the connection there was some kind of a connection yeah she was like eyeing him up and down it’s like your OfferUp
Effect same thing yeah yeah so then uh this is the clean effect the cops get that warrant to go arrested wait what happened on OfferUp so basically this guy hits me up and then um keep eyes my Apple watch and he’s watching by the way he’s commenting right now and uh like 2
A.M same day well technically not the same day he he messages me he goes you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen that’s tight it’s a good opener cool but he was buying that for his girlfriend right that’s right he was buying it for his girlfriend he was
Buying the Apple watch but she’s an I’ll go dude you don’t know what she’s [ __ ] much wrong okay really and you talk to lean he goes oh why do I have to be with this [ __ ] face I mean our exchange was like maybe two three seconds long that’s all you need to know
It was because he like felt the connection yeah he felt the connection that you felt oh like what do you guys hit when you when you handed the iPhone watch he like touched and he was like oh he was like whoa now I just throw the items
What if you saw a picture of him what if you saw the picture of him with your watch and he’s going message through my Apple watch do you have sweaty wrists he better hope I’m a better hope he texted you and said yeah Yeah I broke up with my girlfriend for you
Would you give him a chance no and then he gives you the Apple watch that he bought from you can I ask you this if he did it at like 9 30 maybe would he have more of a chance yeah at 9 30. there’s just like no do you think he was
Cute where does he rank appearance-wise so yeah and that’s the thing too is like that’s always going to be the defining Factor that’s true because you’re attracted to them then he’s not a stalker if it’s a brief exchange like that you could only do that because you didn’t like learn his personality or
Something no right exactly yeah right you’re purely judging on 100 I knew his love language is the second he bought my watch is there a part of you that goes I respect the shots though like I respect the fact that yeah I respect anybody who like puts them so
Then go out with them one time yeah [ __ ] clean it’s just like you got to be old that’s that’s the thing too it’s like I don’t respect the fact that he hits me up and he I actively know that he has a girlfriend yeah but it was
A fling it was a it was like two months and he probably didn’t mean it it feels like a violent threat wait how useful how used was the Apple watch no it’s pretty new it was like the newest one the newest one oh okay yeah it’s pretty serious pretty serious yeah you said
What so my ex-boyfriend gave me that watch and I sold it dude wait how X is your boyfriend if it’s the newest one oh um she’s lying oh [ __ ] I told him it was the newest one but it wasn’t sold it for more money he got it at E3 [ __ ] you
Steve not you [ __ ] okay logical loophole yeah so uh basically what happened after this is the cops get beat red I got her in a line Beat Rick [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] hey no more why don’t we cry yeah man without we’re supposed to be Unified no more PVP I’m sorry
They get the warrant to go arrest this guy and then they fight his location and he’s in the middle of another robbery Bucks and then now you know he’s like that’s not enough is it another girl no he’s this is like his thing like he just like keeps robbing girls but I like how he thinks this is not how he usually is but he’s caught doing what he usually
Does yeah dude he better be careful doing this [ __ ] in Indianapolis man people carry guns dude like he could just get [ __ ] Blown Away by somebody you should go to California they’ll let him out yeah they just keep doing it we’d love to have you I mean he also
Looks scary like this is what he looks like and he’s a big dude and he was carrying a gun for both of his robberies yeah so he I mean yeah he looked like a criminal already he looks like a criminal already yeah but there’s you
Know I’m sure he’s a sweet he’s a good partner but you know what I know I know you’re not supposed to profile I profile the [ __ ] out of people that look this scary riding bicycles oh yeah like if you’re not in bicycle gear I think you’re gonna do something bad I judge
Everyone a hundred percent and they have to earn my trust but is that like a is that a do you think that’s a correct judgment that I that I look at because people need bikes okay when when like women are walking midday during the neighborhood it’s probably safe if guys
Are walking midday in the neighborhood they’re probably unemployed and it’s not a safe neighborhood that’s kind of what I think it depends on how much bicycle gear too because for me if someone’s wearing like the [ __ ] nylon thing with the helmet on yeah I hate that guy you have to rob you have
To pull him over with your gun and say give me all your cash give me your [ __ ] bike how much is the bike worth give me your give me your Jamba points too Honestly though I if it’s a foreign he’s riding a BMX bike and it doesn’t have the tassels you have
To worry oh dude today on the way over here when I was late on the way over here I saw a guy riding a bike but he had a a guitar an electric guitar across his shoulder and part of me was like is that [ __ ] up I think he stole that
Electric guitar well you don’t know he might just start performing while he’s riding yeah for sure but like why an electric guitar if he’s gonna perform that’s what I’m saying like is he is he in between gigs is he like is he a street performer or did he steal that
Cyclist yeah I mean he’s still that guitar so in my life he stole it first until I figure out otherwise that was my initial re like instinct I was like that’s weird so what’s the reason like because we don’t well at least when you go to like certain neighborhoods why are
There so many like when you see cholos riding bicycles is that just because they like bicycles I think they were raised with bicycles and they’re just it’s nostalgic I don’t think they can afford a car all right that’s what I was thinking that’s what it is oh yeah I
Think it’s a good way to get around well hey what if what if you see it because that’s Jill’s mom’s neighborhood yeah yeah because the same thing in in my neighborhood I grew up with just so many like trolls like gangster ass dudes riding bicycles because they just
Literally got out of jail yeah they don’t have a license they don’t have they don’t have that’s the only way to get around because they don’t they have like a suspended revoked license or something yeah you tell me if this is okay a guy riding a bike but then on his
Bike he has another bike that I always think is theft and then he’s coming from the metro station one of the bike racks no he made this he built this place he’s delivering it’s a delivery service to to sell bikes to people that’s what it is it’s the it’s the DUI service
Where you’re like too drunk to ride your bike he’s a dump truck when I see a cholo with a VCR on a bicycle I was like oh he’s just helping people fix things dude I was in I was in Hollywood the other day off of Santa Monica at this
Australian Cafe with smack a guy had his bike uh parked outside and then he was inside just like doing his work his bike wasn’t even locked bicycle bicycle yeah and then a guy with a with the [ __ ] baseball bat walks up to the window and
Taps on it and goes is that your bike and then the guy goes yeah that’s mine and he goes all right and he just walks away and he was tapping on the glass that’s kind of cool that guy’s is he dressed in a baseball uniform no that would help that would help yeah
Everything it said Fury zombies he’s from the Warriors the Dodgers man so he was looking to just Rob people just walking around with a bat but nobody like it’s so it’s like a liberal ass Street and no one cared that’s kind of tired like no one no one in the cafe
Care they just went okay is that your bike yeah it’s yours okay I won’t touch him then he’s like if it wasn’t yours I would have taken it yeah you just asked one guy I always see something sash about dudes that look like this and they’re just on a bicycle with a
Baseball bat same thing happens in the park in um like in Lincoln in Lincoln Heights when we when we would go roller skating there we put our stuff down on the table and never fails a dude without biking gear on a bicycle just starts circling to find out when we’re far away
From our [ __ ] yeah yeah and he’ll just like keep making passes because there’s usually a bunch of Clues like if he’s like he looks like that but he’s like a clean cut or whatever and then he has like a thousand dollar BMX bike and you’re like oh he’s into this [ __ ] he is
Like part of the scene but then he’s like like it looks like he stole it or he doesn’t look clean like you know there’s like a bunch of clues or even the time of day are they approaching you in the middle like the way that I respond at a
Gas station some people like go oh can I have five bucks that my car got strand or whatever like during the time of day I react differently too yeah there’s so many different Clues oh yeah if it’s nighttime I’m like [ __ ] off but then I probably shouldn’t say four I think
That’s actually a bad sentiment that people are pushing where they say like don’t be rude like if this guy’s biking up to you and if it’s just woman checking her mail [ __ ] run like don’t be don’t worry about being polite yeah like who the [ __ ] cares like I don’t
Mind it either if I’m walking and a woman is there and then she decides not to walk by me [ __ ] cool with that yeah that’s how she should act I think politech can get you killed honestly it works right now it is my ex-girlfriend’s mom was at a mall one time and she
Noticed this guy following her she was very like aware and [ __ ] and then once she got to the parking garage she just started running she didn’t care about being polite and this [ __ ] took off after her yeah and she she’s when she tells the story she’s always like I
Get in the car I come close the door and as soon as I hit the lock thing because it was like an older car as soon as she hit the lock thing down the handle gets pulled and that was it it was like that close holy holy [ __ ] because I’d rather
Run and be safe and make a mistake yeah then then be in a situation then like like offend someone that you’ll never see someone ever again yeah if you feel like someone’s following you you just [ __ ] pull your hands out like this or you just do one of these come any closer
They know what happens yeah they know everyone’s seen that movie you’re gonna lose your two front teeth brother
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