Love on the borderline it’s Ming with my mind I just won’t give you up I’m tired of falling it better see I know one of these nights you’ll find me there when I’m over my head with you I don’t care it’s the blindness that we’re getting
In CU we alone tonight and there ain’t no sign of it’s a fin I don’t know what to do cuz I may up losing baby more than you more than You wait by the telephone wondering he’s not home in the nick time girl will you ever be alline see I know one of these night he’ll find me there when I’m in over my head with you I don’t care it’s some finance that we’re getting in we belong tonight and there ain’t no
Sign of him it’s a fin don’t know what to do I’m losing baby more Than [Applause] I lost I lost that’s a cut SP come on she’s supposed to be with me Spen no she is with you Harvey I was just making it real all right everybody Letch boot over by the stable he there I don’t really Louise I’m Natalie Natalie Natalie why Haven I heard Saturday
Night hi just want to grab an Apper still seen that linebacker yeah and he found your picture the other day too he did how’d he like it he ate it did he all is that a is that a new perfume man yeah it’s called never again oh come on Agnes
Where you’re concerned never is just not part of my vocabulary for well the other ads make sure everyone’s back from lunch and if you’re aren involved in this shot have a seat be quiet keep a look out yeah it’s okay just just hurry up steady
Suie who this is a frisky one in 24 hours she’s going to be a whole lot friskier just in time for the third race tomorrow that’s amazing how come it take so long who am I a research chemist it works who cares how long oy her down and
The beauty is it don’t show up in no pre-ra blood test or urine sample okay darling I’ll be all CU jeez she almost kicked my head off what would you do if someone shove something that size of your rear end see you at the Finish Line sweetheart C I look into your eyes I see the Dream I’ It’s never TR is Love We I’ll get the Car ready for okay Okay darling now look this horse is the most important thing in your life next Joe so you look at the horse but think Joe now walk with me and looking for Joe look over here what do you see nothing no Joe okay and look over here no Joe uhhuh okay now look straight
Forward over here no joke uh okay now I really got to see in your eyes I really want you to sell looking for Joe right here now what do you see someone is stealing my cor uhhuh hey stop him that’s the only car we Got care this way Don’t Hello Boss you crazy son of a no no no no boss not you not you I would never say anything like that to you B me and turnip we took care of the Philly but I got a little problem here with the could you hold on a second pause what is it why I
[Applause] Oh I’m going to be I’m everything going r i be Mr Powell hi W what the hell are those on your feet those are bunny rabbits get them off what to my lucky rabbit’s feet what the hell are you laughing at get them off now now well I got to take my skates off then take your skates off
Powell well what about my order that’s him deliver it then get rid of the bunny [Applause] Rabbit I’m Go Power Power stop stop stop stop you have three minutes to get those skates off are your fire I can do it in three you’re really pushing it pal you’re really pushing it that’s one nutburger hold the onions a strawberry shake and an order of Fri
Come on I’m sorry I would have called you except I lost a number I’m in the book you’re kidding me I never even saw a looking there you’re not mad are you no all right listen we got to talk where’d you get the car I stole it see
There two guys at the race on where’d you get the car I’m trying to tell you I’m trying to tell you I overheard these two guys at the racetrack doping this horse with this uh special stuff yeah I sto it but that’s not the oh what are you Doing come on what are you doing are you crazy wait a minute wait a minute Wait stop Stop stop and let me out Spence hey relax will relax we couldn’t be more conspicuous if we were driving around in the space shuttle come on just slow down let me jump on hey I’m not kidding around I got to get this car back to the
Studio now you have to get it back to the studio well I couldn’t before the cops are after me that was one hell of a Chase too I’m going to vomit Spence you better not oh God I hope that’s an ambulance I’m afraid he didn’t hear you hold on Here a red light we’re going to die Spence I’m going to die I still got orders [Applause] [Applause] momy W I’ll see you later what’s wrong where you going I don’t know I don’t I don’t know where we are where where are we I don’t know come on get back in the car no no I’m not getting in this car I’m not getting in
With you not in a million years you give me one good reason why I should one all right Tina SPAC that’s not good enough I’m not going to get my ass shot off for Tina speac I couldn’t care less about Tina speack who who’s tinis be back we went
To City College together come on you remember I nicknamed her the Hummer there there’s a million every cop in the city is after you and you’re going to go find an old girlfriend is that what you’re going to do what’s a Hummer she can’t whistle while she works so she
Hums it’s fascinating but under the circumstances I’m going to take a rain check sure wish I could change your mind for you I hate leaving you here at that big black dog I’ll be fine you sure of course I’m sure okay fine what big black dog sit b roll
Over a telephone call from a Miss spu who Miss SPC I don’t know any Miss SPAC uh she did say it was something about the stolen Mur oh well then I better go talk to her wonder how she got this number I told you never to call me at
Home well this is an emergency Spence Holden found the car that was stolen from your set are you crazy he stole it I know but some men were trying to kill him and he’s an old old friend right I’ll try to square it with the cops you just have him leave the car
With you okay no angel I just knew you think of something I can hardly wait to see you bye darling bye it’s okay he said he’s going to square it and that you should leave the car here oh God I just love that song shake well before Using answering our phones today long everything okay all Right good morning terrific day huh how much money do you have in the bank and don’t lie to me Dennis I can always tell when you’re lying I have a little over $100 you’re lying how can you tell you’re not even looking at me I can tell I can
Tell okay I have $200 come on come on I have $112,000 great I’m lying got to be a shamed with yourself really you should never lie about that kind of money how much money do you have I have $423 188 and it it’s taken me 3 years to
Save that up $400 * 25 that’s um 10,000 10,000 5,000 would be your half actually to be fair we should give you back your original 400 wait wait a minute wait a minute how did we get $10,000 sorry Sue who the hell is sorry
Sue come on a horse i t a horse yeah she’s running in the third no yes no no no and this time I mean it there is no way I’m going to give you my life savings to bet on a horse good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to this
Our 33rd day of racing our feuture race of this afternoon will be the 41st running of the $50,000 your attention please here are the changing what if it don’t show up you keep asking the dumbest questions don’t you try answering your dumb questions once in a
While okay what if he don’t show up that is the dumb question now what’s the dumb answer well if he don’t show up I I guess we can’t grab them you see you don’t have to ask all those dumb questions I got it right certainly and
If you just think a little bit you’ll come up with all the right dumb answers but if he don’t show up I got a hunch he will but if he don’t you think maybe he’s going to tell somebody about us dope in the horse little louder and he won’t have to Ru
Story thees are com I think maybe do me a favor oh thank you we’re thinking for a while will you I’m liable to lose my temper and tear your tongue out by the roots if I promis not to think could I say something yeah I think I seen him where over there
I don’t see him he ain’t there now where the hell is he how would I know which means you just asked a dumb question so maybe if you think about it a little bit stick out your tongue no do as I tell you stick out your tongue 5
Minutes what was he wearing I think a sweater what color was it I think I think yellow think yellow I think what else do you have on nothing what do you mean nothing the waist down no I mean I couldn’t see I saw it get you thank you told you yellow Sweater okay you got to do something to attract your attention I got so I can place the bed well they’re looking for you so you’re the perfect attention attractor you really don’t care if I get killed I don’t want anybody getting killed starting with me okay all
Right oh boy oh I don’t survive pay for the funeral out of my half no no nothing elaborate oh and whatever’s left over give to this Screen Actors country okay you want my car you in my car thank you Spence here’s a pink slip I’ll do it oh
Thank you thank you you’re not going to regret this I will regret this no you won’t wait wait wait get what you going to do come what are you going to do you going to wash your hands no come on what are you doing with the soap I’m going to
Eat it I’m serious I’m going to eat it what are you going to do with it this by Elizabeth hey M excuse me gentlemen um have either of you seen um uh loose brindle bull terrier dog no um he was uh he was foaming we ain’t seen him
Foaming yeah and and he bit me half but we ain’t seen him Hey listen if he was fing you should already get him checked he might have rabies yeah I’m really worried about that BBE yeah like Kujo remember how we phoned Mike bike bike bike here boy here boy here
Boy there’s bike here boy excuse me do you do you know where I can find a good veterinarian I think got worm the field is loading into the starting game [Applause] out pushing pushing excuse me coming through excuse me man right they’re all in the gate cries the lead viol first is
Racing excuse me excuse me coming through lead on the Outside [Applause] Ming the back of the field Here Comes s Su look out here comes sari Su from nowhere gaining with every stride moving right to the of the field as they way down theol off Back as they come toward the Finish it’s sari Sue in complete control winning by some 30 [Applause] LAN we won i w i w please I [Applause] [Applause] want ler SP no ladies and gentlemen hurry up get the other guy you smash your go Joker you son of a come on will you dri dirty think It’s w Bab get that shotgun out of The call My Same Old St St over again Yet you know you nearly hit that car you know I nearly hit you what shoot got a gun that’s there at the door there is no more I got you get out of the way I hate the California traffic just calm down got play Bad Dog With Me [Applause] You this is my friend Oscar would [Applause] You goodbye again [Applause] move give me the gun you go after them I’ll cover the front go on 500 sold the lady in Blen back for $500 thank you ladies and gentlemen I have here a very beautiful antique player piano who would like to start the bidding at $1,000
Please 1,000 thank you man $1,000 $1,500 please $1,500 over here thank you 2,000 2,000 in the back thank you sir $2,500 please $2500 thank you 3500 $3,500 $3500 thank you very much 4,000 yeah I have 4,000 4,000 thank you sir 4500 4500 look get in there $5500 please 55 thank you sir
6,000 over here thank you may I have $7,000 $7,000 $7,000 in the back thank you madam may I have 7500 please $7500 do I hear $7,500 ladies and gentlemen this is a very Jesus Dennis you step in some dog or something $500 thank you very much sir
Do I hear 8 $8,000 may I hear $88,000 no $8,000 from the gentleman thank something sure stinks 8,000 once it’s not me do do I hear nine maybe it’s something else 9,000 thank you sir why don’t smell anything anyways besides the one who smelled it delal it
No no no no people who smell usually don’t smell it so it’s got to be you 10,000 and it’s yours sold for $10,000 they ain’t in there I looked all over the place now we really got to find them what’s the big deal the race is
Over I was just listening on the radio sari Sue dropped dead after winning the fourth race she won the fourth race too at Santa Anita excuse me hi may I have your name and address Dennis pal 120 Westminster Apartment B and would you like to pay for it by check or
Cash just just how much are we talking about here 10,000 come on sweetheart that a little bit High have well I’m not really qualified to say well if you’re not qualified then wait a minute wait a minute I don’t think that you two are talking about the same
Thing well what are you talking about no no what are you talking about the piano what piano the one that Mr Powell just purchased what I was afraid of that what are you talking about I bought a piano Spence $200 for2 when I raise my arm to
Smell my armpit 200 no you bid 200 no oh no no no he he raised his arm no he was just smelling his armpit there yeah I now have 200 thank you sir $200 is De if there’s a problem I’ll have to go to Mr ishim oh no no no don’t do
That damn it here what are you doing I’m saving our lives here that’s every s want to do you want to have a conference with Mr is while our friends over there are watching us come here you see those two guys over there in the doorway no no
No they want to shoot us oh my God is there another way out of this place yeah but if you stand they’ll see you that’s all right just lead the way 350 thank you sir may I have $400 please will somebody give me 400400 thank you 450 right here 450 450
450 from the gentleman thank you I hear five may I please have 500 someone for five 500 500 500 from the lady in the front thank you mad this rare Art Deco statue is certainly worth more than 500 got to be here some 600 let’s ask some money I have 600 yo
Sold yo yo I tell you one of these days I really am going to tear out your toe where is the car all right let me understand something okay you’re telling me somebody stole your car well yeah and you know think he thinks it was those two
Guys well I tell you something you better go find them two guys because if they finger you then the cops might tie you you to me and then if you don’t go get rid of them then I got no choice I got to go get rid of you [Applause]
Kabish what is that I told you not to buy that oh but boy you I can’t T this is a real lifeo heard a bum get rid of that oh oh oh not that that come on we got to go all right boss see you [Applause] Baby you gotg ready what are you going to do with the car I think I’m going to drive until we sell a piano and I can afford another one man you’re crazy I mean even if they don’t report it what are you going to do
If you get a traffic ticket or you get into an accident what if the Russians invade Pasadena come on Dennis I’m hungry please what you give me an NB all the onions and ESS and a fry go uh what do you think you’re doing oh hi I’m just putting in an order
No no you don’t seem to get it you see the only people who can put in orders here are dinky’s car Hops and you ceased to be in one of those about 8:15 last night come on Mell it’s not my fault I was just changing my skin see I took my
Bunny rabbits off yeah and you were kidnapped by terrorists right of course not I was changing my bunny rabbit and and the left one got hooked it got hooked on the bumper of one of those cars and the guy dragged me out all the way to Long Beach pick out your check
Weddingday P come on W I came back you guys were clothing you weren’t here I couldn’t return anything give me a break you know you’re a troublemaker po well it’ll be no more trouble you really need this job don’t you po yes you know of all these people who work here at denes
You’re the only one who calls me by my first name because I don’t know your last name it’s fleen you would rather me call you flein than Wardell I would rather you call me Mr fleen me Mr fleen and uh occasionally sir yes sir Mr flein is that Swedish no actually it’s a
Swiss it’s an abbreviation my paternal great-grandfather with a fleen Cher was that like a chicken flecker see there you go again no see I’m not trying to be funny I meant like Tinker Taylor shepher F and Sher you know something pal I’m going to give you a break because I’m a
Nice guyy but screw up one more time and you can turn in those skates you read me yes I do sir uh Mr Wardell nearly fired me you know well when we sell a piano you can tell Wardell to take his job and shove it why
Would I want to do that because you’ll be rich and Wardell the puts no he’s a fing sticker that’s 340 will you uh take care of that for me Dennis I don’t have any money oh neither do I come [Applause] on Mr Holden Mr Bean Wacker good evening it’s
The first of the month Mr Holden well good news um I have the rent for you tomorrow no more checks no no no cash on the barrel be still my heart yeah hey Alice how you doing who oh what the hell was that for you called me Alice my name is not Alice
Oh the Hell IA no no wait a second come oh hey come on Alice boy I don’t know where that came from Alice is somebody that’s not important now sweetheart come on Hey listen I said Alice but in my mind I was thinking that I was saying Mary
Susan well give me a hint here how long ago was it last night oh get out of here I wasn’t even in the neighborhood Lorraine Lorraine am I right you you live in uh 10 there with a little pull out oh but come on that was Tuesday sweetheart
Tuesday jees that was well hell it’s Friday now Tuesday Wednesday Thursday that was three days ago what no by God it was Monday four days ago what the hell she expect Bargo the memory with Bo what a day and here she is shattering the world
Record for a mile and an eighth by an incredible 30 lengths third darling maintains that as they come to the wire darling Kim making aid for second along with V first as they come toward the Finish It’s s Sue and complete control winning by some 30 Lan
This evening Ken Hansen talked with the County veterinarian Dr h gaerg you performed an autopsy on SAR Sue yes and you ascertained that she had been drugged to the eyeballs with what we’re not sure yet some kind of dynamite stimulant she ran the last quarter at santanita backwards and still won by a
Tail who do you think drugged her that’s not my department I tried to talk to Captain Shan swelter who was in charge of the Sor Su investigation but I was told that Captain welder was not available to make a statement a press conference is scheduled for 10:00 a.m. tomorrow back to you
Karen thank you Ken to keep you up to dat on all the latest development in this hello my name is Spence hold and and I’d like to report my car stolen just a few minutes ago and I’ve been in all day uh-huh Spencer holding uh boy yeah um can you hold one
Second do you own a yellow VW yes yes I do as a matter of fact I was just reporting it stolen here oh man police Lieutenant Hunker Central Division did uh Mr Holden just report his car stolen thank you officer can we Talk hi hi hi how you doing what a coincidence no no it’s no coincidence your land lady told me where I can find you oh right after you left the auction house a woman asked for your address well she wants to buy your piano oh yeah I gave her your address before I
Even thought about it well that’s okay well I I thought you’d want to know that’s great yeah she was wearing a huge diamond you could probably make a good deal well if we do anything more than we paid for it you can have 10% oh no I I
Couldn’t uh I just thought you’d want to know well that’s okay that’s great you want something to eat well how about uh dinky burger and a shake it’s on the house you’re kidding who’s to know on the house well I was I was just kidding what about who’s to know well
That’s just a a figure of speech excuse me I suggest you stay out of this wait now look W now you look pow Mr Wardell I think fleing Sher it’s fleen oh I give you fair warning you have no idea what fair is Mr Fen Sher I that’s it you’re
Fired you’re a pts you’re a king-sized useless pts Wardell yeah yeah well turn your skates in I will as soon as I come in to pick up my check and they better be in good shape I’m going to charge damage on them have a nice evening he’s right P You’re a
Freesen see normally we treat it as a recovered stolen Auto but the bullet holes are intriguing enough to prompt us to want to hold it for a few days I hope it won’t inconvenience you too much no no no thank you for asking no I’ll manage thanks doesn’t sound like could
Be driven anyway does it spoken like a healthy prag we’ll keep in touch nice meeting you you to you too oh uh by the way what are you doing oh well I’m uh I’m an actor all I’m trying to be good luck thanks thanks very much
Byebye what do you think I don’t know he just es discovered the car because he’s been in all day Mr Holden’s not the type to stay in all day unless he’s got a cold to company said he was alone and he hasn’t got a gold let’s talk to his
Land I I feel real terrible about you losing your job oh no you shouldn’t I mean I’m glad it’s time for me to move up someday I want to open up my own takeout food restaurant really yeah what’s your favorite kind of food you’re very favorite uh Indian mean like Buffalo no
Like East Indian curry right that would be original Indian takeouts I can call it gandhis and Curry would be our specialty Well you want to you want to come upstairs for a minute sure for drink sure great damn it Dennis where the hell are you sorry to bother you again that’s okay how you been oh fine just fine Mr Bean Wacker says he saw you come in
Around seven oh yeah right uh I had just discovered that my C had been stolen and I was coming back up to uh report it to the cops please well Mr Bean Wacker says he came up here twice once in the morning once around 3:00 in the
Afternoon to collect the rent and well he said no one was in well I I didn’t answer the door because I didn’t have the rent how did you know it was Mr Bean whacker oh that’s easy uh Mr Bean Wacker visits his tenants the first of every
Month and if you know if he doesn’t collect the rent in the morning he comes back up in the afternoon you know you guys should check around I bet I’m not the only person who didn’t answer his door today one thing I got to say for you Mr
Holden you sure come up with good answers and fast well it’s easy when you’re telling the truth or if you’re a good actor oh see you around yeah thank you you better be there should you answer it it’s probably dispense that just means trouble could be a girl
No do I taste like onions no do I I had to spatel for lunch today I had a dinky Burger I think I’d like to go and brush my teeth I don’t have any extra toothbrushes no problem got any paste right in there uh it’s it’s
Messy we can straighten it up in the morning hello Dennis no there’s no Dennis I don’t Dennis no there’s no Dennis here see there’s no Dennis here thank you you bye Dennis Dennis damn it that was you Dennis I know it was okay fine fine you don’t want to
Talk to me it’s okay with me you’re an accessory it’s your ass okay uh second floor apartment B as in beautiful day call me later I’ll call you now Helen V top of the morning you I want to talk to you oh great let’s let’s go upstairs I got some good news for you I’m glad somebody does what do you want this thing oh that’s fine right there keep it there that’s great this me it right there sure you got yourself
A d and a p there you go you gentlemen have yourselves a wonderful day and may God bless you both go ahead toodles is this neat Where were you last night Dennis I got fired really yeah what’s the matter with you nothing why you got a foolish grin on your face and your eyes look like fried eggs well I got in a little late didn’t get much sleep there’s a woman that wants to buy
The piano what woman uh got her name it’s written down right here pazo aha this is in your handw writing no who made the bed what the bed as long as I’ve known you I’ve never seen that bed made this is a this is female handwriting here denn
It yeah so what I had company okay she made me breakfast and did the dishes she did yep Pao no what difference does it make it’s my business you’re right I’m sorry right oh listen when the uh cops come by just tell them that you spent
The night with a Miss what’s your face what cops uh Sergeant Bliss and Lieutenant Hunker they want to know who put all the bullet holes in my car Dennis and what’ you tell them oh surprising what a little adrenaline does to your eyes they look positively
Poached a come on Spence tell me told them I didn’t know that I was home all day but I don’t think they believe me good they’re keeping the car and they’re going to check it the fingerprints fingerprints mhm so don’t you think it’d be a a good idea to get our stories
Straight my fingerprints were all over that car right now tell me who was up here last night what does she have to do I don’t know Dennis Ellen frankenthaler who the hell is she’s the one from from the auction house yeah oh what old she’s a wonderful girl yeah right I’m sure the
Cops are going to think she’s twice as wonderful when they find out where she works and that we spent yesterday afternoon with her where she works and then where she works is an alley behind it where they found my car with your fingerprints in it oh she can also
Tell them that we told her that two guys with guns tried to kill us oh oh DN answer the door why don’t you because it’s not my door well maybe it’s the cops oh God maybe it’s the killers uh pretend you’re the mate you’re the actor I don’t do voices you
Do who is it yes I’m looking for Mr Dennis Powell I want to talk to him about uh buying his piano relax relax don’t handle this well good morning hello Mr Powell no but won’t you come in please I thought I heard a woman’s voice no
No well I intended to buy this piano at the auction but this crazy rised horse got onto the freeway and I was held up in traffic you’re kidding well are you missp yeah and I will give you 11,000 for it I think $1,000 is a reasonable profit what do you say Mr Po
Cash cash cash well no normally that would be a very attractive offer but you see Dennis and I have been looking for a piano like this for about six years now haven’t we Den it haven’t we 12,000 12 well now 12 12 12 uh no we can’t forget about that client in Munich
Who offered us 15 oh I’m sorry that’s uh too much for me oh to that 15,000 included shipping and shipping could be very expensive yeah at least $2,000 still too much well sometimes it’s $33,000 change my mind good day are are you sure do something I
Will uh Mrs pzo we talked it over 8,000 eight but we paid 10 uh all right wait a minute okay okay eight that’s including delivery I guess that’s better than nothing huh where’s the cash cood what it’s best I could do Dennis Spence we’re flat ass broke how
We going to get it delivered we’ll be all right my brother-in-law’s got a truck oh stupid me I’m only going to need it for a couple hours oh that’s all right use it as long as you want I mean you might have to put some
Gas in it then I’ll only charge you 50 cents a mile what well I figure every mile you put on her she’s going to depreciate at least that much come on Phil this sound a brother-in-law yeah yeah you’re right uh you are family so you should charge him
30 cents 40 let’s just tie it on top of the caddy okay no I got a better idea d i pH you like my Cadillac out there what the one with the no doors and the bashing Grill yeah why well because your family uh tell you what I’m going to
Do this is ridiculous this is a Cadillac without doors so what it’s a Cadillac HH how much can a couple of doors cost there you are thank you and traded to even this Cadillac for that broken down truck well not even Oh I thought so the truck and how much 20 bucks for
Gas you got screwed Phil why how you figure I don’t know but I know Spence and you can take my word for it you got screwed makeup mirror I love the smell I love this smell new cck smell [Applause] this car yeah oh yeah shut up yeah hold
On where did you get it yeah shut up hold on now back off one at a time and I’m going to ask the questions sorry officer is this your car yeah oh yeah I warn you give me that t I’m going to get that t and I’m going to pull it out and
I’m going dry it and I’m going turn it into a quir and sell it to a jockey I Know hello Miss pazo yeah hi Spence hold say would it be uh convenient to deliver a piano to you around 9:00 tomorrow morning yeah that would be fine I’ll tell Covington the housan to expect to oh won’t you be there why I was kind of hoping to see
Again miss P it’s Claudia did I say something wrong cloudia where are you I’m at home and uh where’s your friend with a high voice he’s out I’ll be right over who wait a second why did I say something wrong Spence no no you uh just don’t on my
Address I thought that you live with Mr Po 1133 Fountain Avenue Apartment 14 and I’m not gay but please don’t take my word for it 20 minutes oh God I love it I tried to convince Spence to go to the police but he says if we do that the
Mob will put some sort of contract out on us by the way if you’ve never had Indian food before be very hot you know I forgot to mention to you you know the lady who bought the Pian bought the piano from you miss pzo yeah oh a little bread might
Help well I know I’ve seen her somewhere before in a newspaper or magazine or something um and whatever it was was important I I think she’s Notorious good evening sure looks way may I take your coat sure I’m going to kill that brother of yours that piece of junk wasn’t even his car yeah well there’s something fishy about the owner and his friend what fishy he loaned him the car without even knowing where Spence lived yeah well you
Heard him I he was selling the Cy and he let Spence drive it for a few days I heard him but I don’t believe him yeah well I believe him huh your brother could kind of leopard out of his stes Fox what are you calling Spence you bet
Your sweet ass I’m calling Spence and when I get through telling them what a no good piece then I’m going to talk to him what are you going to tell him uh I gave those guys his address yes you think they’re going to do something to
Him well I’m afraid they might well they ain’t going to do nothing to him how do you know cuz I’m going to do it to him first and there ain’t going to be nothing left that’s how I know oh come on will you get off the phone h Oh [Applause] God a keep it down keep it down fingers fingers fingers fingers F the door the door the door the door get the lock get the lock get the lock okay let’s go come on b b what are you doing B what you keep it keep it down keep it
Down I’ll be right back take your time n you take a lot of De play we just getting started oh God you animal you getting old spy no it’s not me not me where’s your [Applause] py wait Claudia Claudia Maybe it just started by itself what are you doing telegram for Mr pal giving him a chance to get away God all right it’s all right what are you doing hiding in here those two guys found me Dennis they were going to shoot me why didn’t they I don’t know oh
God they took one look at Claudia and they ran R are you Irene Ellen who’s Claudia Pao we were discussing the piano well Ellen thinks she knows her you do how come I don’t know well when she came into isimini she thought she recognized her but I can’t remember from where she
Thinks she’s notorious I’m going to ask Mr isimini if he knows her well whoever she is she sure as hell saved my life is it swollen yeah oh careful man oh jeez why did you have to hit my nose what are we going to do I don’t
Know we can’t tell him can we but if we don’t and he finds out but if we do what about her just shut up and let me think can I think too yeah but whatever you come up with you keep to yourself well what’s a good idea you
Don’t believe me about your tongue do you no I mean it no stick it out no right There Well one thing for sure is I can’t go back to my place well I’m worried to about Ellen I’ll be all right yeah she’s going to be fine as long as they don’t tie her in with us well then maybe we shouldn’t see each other no no I think
He’s right just until we straighten this thing out but how are you going to get it straightened out if you don’t go to the police she’s right first things first what’s first we sell a piano and get some money and then what well then we get out of town until things cool off
But that’s all going to postpone things I mean sooner or later you’re going to have to go to the police yeah in your heart you know she’s right yeah maybe but as things stand right now it’s got to be later than sooner well it’s nearly 2:00 I better be going I’ll walk you
Down no you stay here you guys want me to uh yeah maybe I should just step in here good night I yeah whatever oh you know I knew an Ellen I’m sorry but yeah she was a shepherdess on a small Seashore sheep Branch I guess you could say she sheared
Seash Sheep by the seashore I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry good night night Dennis can I wear the tops I know where they are it’s okay recent prints on the car belong to holding on a man named Dennis pow I checked on pal they’re old friends have
You talked to Mr pow I dropped by this morning but he was out we arrested leopo klopp for making and selling this what the hell is it so far Leo refuses to reveal his family recipe but he did confess that that’s what was shoved up sorry Su ass and sent her into orbit
This well one like it yeah Leo say who did the shy yeah he identified these two gentlemen couple of pazos henchman okay Binky you and turnup have one minute to come out with your hands up there must be 100 cops out there how come you didn’t spot them why
I was cooking it’s Pancake Day look I need to do this to you but you got to go out there and draw their fire so I can get away and warn the Boss Mar come on couldn’t you just call them well they probably C the phone yeah well but Binky
Please I mean if I draw their fire I could get kill now if you run fast enough I can’t beat a bullet I wouldn’t be too sure about that oh please no big no no no drop your pants come on it took 24 hours to work
On sorry Su you are not a horse no biggy please hey look at this not too shabby okay here we go 8,000 big ones come in excuse me uh Mr shamini are you familiar with a Miss Claudia pazo careful careful careful gentlemen watch the carpet now you take it up the stairs and
The recreation room is the first door on the left I’d assist you gentlemen but your tardiness has put me behind schedule and I have to go to the market uh excuse me um sorry to bother you but how about the money if I am not back by the time you
Finished the kitchen is through there go in and wait knowing your brother he probably sold my truck stole another cadle and head her for Florida well he can’t sell the truck without the pink slip yeah oh pink slip your brother needs a pink slip to sell my truck like Hitler needed uh
Churchill’s okay to invade Poland hey hey watch out where you’re driving you crazy Brad oh God Dennis I hope her husband isn’t home easy easy easy watch it watch where should we put it let’s leave it right here till I check with the lady of the house oh my
Goodness would you look at this boy may I get you a drink young man sure oh my goodness look at these to Tony best wishes and a long life from Dutch Hae and everyone in the Vigo family there you go that one looks familiar didn’t he he seen a lot of them
It’s to Tony my godfather you made me what I am today gratefully Giovani Fusco they’re all Italian yeah well claud’s Italian maybe this Tony guy’s her father when a moon hits your ass like a big pizza pie I wonder where she is that’s a more you’re going to be gone along probably perhaps
Maybe come in keep a light in the window good morning Covington just put the the tray on the chair okay I’m not awake good morning in your rush you forgot these what are you doing what do you mean what am I doing oh come on I’m not that
Bad so I’m not the greatest in the world come don’t you think you’re overreacting a little bit who’s that my husband HB your husband what are you doingg about going to the p Thee Fore ow oh just off leave me alone what’s the matter with the snow comes why you just want to sleep some more going breakfast come on get up slept 9 hours that’s 2 hours longer than the Pig sleeps I could have been some sing eh No uh enough for nothing you have any idea what happened to the door handle um yeah I well I just you know just woke up in the middle of the night and just you know I I I don’t know just yeah what was you trying to do ra
The ice box yeah but I just couldn’t get out yeah you right too I I want you to go downstairs watch my I’ll watch it I watch them this so just go downstairs yeah but before I go We pzle Tony pzle dispense it’s the Mob oh jeez oh jeez you f on cloria hey Buttercup I hate to wake his up but I just had to tell you how much I love it hey you hear me hey hey it’s just what I wanted from my boy I’m so glad nice big
Bo how about you give me a nice big birday hone honey why don’t you just go and have some coffee and I see you in a little while okay I’ll just go down in a little while okay come on you still got it for me don’t
You I’ll meet you there okay yeah okay all right but don’t be long no Jesus we got some cold starting there you better make sure you take the orange juice and a robots him let shake that gorgeous ass I come back there got another bite on It someday they’re going to do my life story the singing godfa hurry up what are you doing on the floor come Spence jump come on jump you kidding me it’s got to be 20 ft down there don’t do that Spence you know who ton is do I
Know who he is I just 5 minutes jump you got to jump got to go downstairs without anyone seeing how am I going to do that I don’t know how you’re going to do but you going to do it back the truck up right under the window hey honey dog sweetie
Pie where the hell is she sugar plum hey we got to get the cops the cops busted the professor and they shot it out with their num skulls Binky and Tiny and we got to go to Mexico we got to lay low for a while okay well let me get my
Jewelry okay yeah my foot so go get the truck um honey I want to fly yeah only to San Diego then we got to take a boat oh no I don’t want to take a boat you know I I hate to take a boat because why please the handle on this freaking
Door well honey bom you know million house and the freaking doors don’t work fot design a bastard you okay yeah well you know what I I think if we fly all the way where are you honey if we fly all the way where the hell is everybody that
Comon must have gone to the market we’re probably going to have to drive ourselves come on get ready sweetheart get ready I’m only going to take two suits Morning God damn comment is never wrong with one where the hell you been one Jal Godfather one J my ass plce you got it Shoes Foot swells up anymore I ain’t going to get into an a Crate Hey kton where’ he come from I have no idea sir all right you take that stuff down a car I found these in my closet um throw them out they’re not mine no how did they get in your closet you don’t know well how should I know they belong to some Guy he my car You what the hell is going on here [Applause] it than the L it gotcha I got you you’re not getting away from me [Applause] b [Applause] ah oh how [Applause] R to you for [Applause] me hold your fire Tony give it up you surrounded and the SWAT team’s on the way hold it right there johon you got one minute to come out what are you guys doing here they’re the piano movers they’re the piano movers eh
Well not not exactly no then what are you well actually I’m an actor and this one’s trying to be a chef a waiter yeah you always deliv pianos with your socks on no not all the time yeah just today well let’s hot out hey go get them shoes yes
Gose 30 seconds hey would you mind trying on these shoes here for me a boo Bear yes excuse me if it isn’t too much trouble I’d like i’ like to have a word with Mr Dennis pow please down sa Dennis you’ve got to get out of here I spoke to Mr isamini and he said that Claudia pazo is married to Tony pazo the
Mafia Godfather and if he finds out that Spence has been sleeping no no not now this is Tony pazo Ellen she’s a friend would you just uh tell me who it was exactly sleeping with my wife oh it couldn’t be Spence he’s gay hold your fire St the [Applause]
Car you’ll never make it Tony and the broad is dead meat this is what’s going to happen like this over here we’re going to drive away and you’re going to let us I’m going to kill the both what are you going to do I don’t know think can really kill him if
I knew that I’d know what to do stop on it not my her don’t shoot he kill me don’t shoot I swear I’m kill her where that’s crazy that’s crazy he’s crazy he’s crazy don’t kill don’t that a woman oh that’s P he’s going to kill me
Kill her he’s going to kill me drive drive you going to stop him four let’s see where they Go come on pretty baby won’t you walk with me come on pretty baby won’t you talk me come on I you one more chance to Down baby to you better give me give me if you [Applause] love [Applause] Know that the world iett baby time to do I need to love babad woman ever down Babying oh yeah see Better going on here oh my [Applause] neck come on L go go go go go Tony what are you crazy well what’s become known as the sad Saga of sari sue the little horse who was doped and ran herself to death while breaking records at two different racetracks in the same afternoon came to an end today when mafia boss Tony pazo
Was sentenced to 15 years in prison but sorry Su Saga has a happy ending this is Gandy a fast food Indian restaurant owned by by Dennis Powell and his new bride Ellen Dennis and Ellen have been involved in this bizarre tale almost from the beginning good evening hey
Dude I see business is very good oh very very good always because if you want a meal that’s fine in dandi go to Gandhi if you want some curry in a curry go to Gandhi everybody crowded I see but it’s been reported that Tony Pano’s wife has
Helped finance this place true well it was a favor to Dennis for helping save her life she’s a majority stockholder and uh today the burpy is 250 for an entire world I hear that she’s in Chile making a movie which she also have to finances well she was a big star in
Chile before Tony P there the vegetables are cut fresh daily yeah but what happened to your pal Spence Holden Spence I I don’t know I haven’t seen him in a couple of weeks but uh he’s around somewhere W Gra my pleasure Maria hey that was great why’ you C who’s Maria what Maria yeah who is Maria did I say Maria it’s Juanita you have been calling me Juanita for 6 weeks why now do you call me Maria and ruin a beautiful take I don’t know you don’t know yes you do
Know oh hey come on you come on tell me who is what do you mean you know you tiny who is you [Applause] Know that we get We’re alone tonight and there ain’t no again it’s I don’t know what to do I may up losing baby more than you more than You and so as the sun sinks slowly in the west we bid a farm prayer well to spenc and Maria I mean Claudia and everyone else who made such a fine mess on The I know it I should have made a left at Brazil one of these nights you’ll find me there when I’m in over my head with you I don’t care it’s a that we’re getting in cuz we alone tonight and there ain’t no sign of him it’s the
Finest I don’t know what to do cuz I may up losing baby more than you more than You by the telephone wondering he’s not home in the nick time girl will you ever be all M see I know one of these night you’ll find me there when I’m in over my head with you I don’t care it’s a finance that we’re getting in we belong tonight and there ain’t no
Sign of him it’s a don’t know what to do some up losing baby more than you more than you both of us are crazy both of us are fools there’s so many ways to met and dream of being through I don’t want to be on when he finds I’m the war dancing
With this baby and loving her on the Road Oh W it’s a that we’re getting in we alone tonight and there ain’t no F again it’s the I don’t know what to do I may up losing baby more than You it’s a We’re alone tonight and there ain’t no sign of no it’s a I don’t know what to do now me not losing baby more than you [Applause] It’s Up
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