Electric scooters have ruined Society piles of scooters everywhere and Hooligans running amok unchecked so I kidnapped every scooter I could find on the streets and put them on my trailer and began assembling an electric scooter Mountain atop the highest hill I could find until an aggro bird fleet manager
Arrived who are you I’m a goddamn cult leader cleaning up the city this is private property you’re breaking the law the crazy person who literally just picked up six people they called Martin Luther King Jr crazy are you food you’re a financially incentivized to have this opinion Financial incentivized to have homeless
People removed from the streets rather than a scooter everyone else is playing chess and you’re like in a field playing Monopoly by yourself and then the bird goon squad backup arrived how you doing guys we’re about to get gang banged like is this a squad gangbang right here or
Are we good here we gave you your birds back we do we good are you burnt back up yeah he works for bird too the bird boss baby called the cops on us we gently placed the scooters down and the evil scooters continued to plug the city
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