Fasten your seat belts it’s going to be a bumpy night alive it’s alive it’s Alive welcome to the black Lincoln Collective podcast going to be fun we can stay up late swapping manless stories in the morning I’m making with your post Parker featuring The sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellen on the board let’s go Already and now let’s start the H Show welcome welcome one and all to to the 130th edition of the black Lincoln Collective podcast where we’re on The Cutting Edge of 2014 news we’re so glad you joined us and we can’t thank you enough for your support on X Facebook Instagram and apparently Tik Tok you can always check
Us out at blcp podcast.com and listen to us every day on your favorite podcast platforms and don’t forget to like review and share the show and now welcome this guy to this show this is show a lot it’s Fred I don’t [Â __Â ] know look at this little tiny bottle of
Chilula that I have look a look at that little Chila I remember somebody had a little bottle of Coca-Cola like that and I was like hey you want to do a little Coke yes I I do and they like yes I do yes I I show the bottle they got
Disappointed thank you thank you I appreciate it and I don’t really have anything interesting to say so hey Alan great oh wait that’s me thank you welcome everybody thank you studio audience shut up yeah yeah I the end there’s one guy that’s like girl hear him the very
Like welcome to the show everybody we’re so glad you joined us and I have to start off this show and Allan’s not ready for this because I didn’t brief him on it with a black Collective Collective public AP ology oh public apology I wish we had sad music do we
Have sad music yeah we got we got sad music okay sad ladies and gentlemen I come to you now a heartbroken man misled I misled you our studio our our audience on the internet our audience in studio of course Fred because I rewatched the beginning of Sal
My wife with my wife I watched it very closely Fred I analyzed every every frame uhhuh and there are exactly zero titties zero titties in I told you I feel terrible shame see I feel terrible shame the dong to titty ratio was not was was not I thought
Right they are mad and loud as [Â __Â ] I don’t understand Allan’s loud as hell too uh but that’s okay cuz you know what I deserve I deserve all the punishment I can get I li I misled I’m going fog you if I was a border patrol agent you could impeach
Me wait what I don’t know whatever you impeach me bro you get impeached impeach my balls why don’t you so so yeah I did bad not not good I apologize lots of dongs not a lot of anything else it’s all good man I I watched it I got through it and no not
Again once is I got to the part like so if you’ve seen saltburn which most of you probably haven’t and you’re because you’re smarter than us um just be honest there’s like a part where the movie takes a serious turn like where it’s like okay this kid’s a little weird and
Everything and then all a sudden when they go to the place it’s like oh God like here comes the real [Â __Â ] I got to the part where they were like hey that part like right before they leave and I was like okay well I’m done yeah yeah
And my wife’s like oh I was like no you can you can take it from here I’ve LED you down the road yeah it was all good while I was at Oxford yeah it was great things were great it was all good while it was and that’s where I was drunk and
Hanging out I like to think of it as this being the end of the movie yeah it’s just a story about two friends for me salt Birds is a short yes it’s a story about a semester abroad about a guy beating another guyy becoming friends good times wait what yep that’s
What it is the first half of it great IC friends that’s all just good old manly friends oh guy meeting meeting yes okay I thought you said guy beating beating they became friends I was like wait what they men be that was the second half that guy’s a good beater
It’s true well Fred I again I apologize for that it’s all good bro so I have to move on you know what the apologies in the past is in the public space now everyone knows I’m sorry yeah ever forward now you got to watch blue oyster
The movie is that a real thing no okay cuz I’ll watch it if you make me I owe you one now since I made you watch that and lie to you you have to you can recommend the movie to me have to watch it’s at the Blue Oyster club yeah BL blue
Waffle so well we did it we made it through I made my apology now we can move on with our lives it’s great there you go and Fred this week what’s on my mind what’s on your mind is my children who I love to death
Have have lapped me so up to now let’s be honest from from day one of them being born to now I’ve been like you know what I’m cool I’m with it I get it I’m I’m a cool kid I’m a cool cat oh yeah you one of those dads try to keep
Up with yeah I’m all like hey what up with that that’s on fleek kids no you know that that is an old phrase I barely even remember that I’m like hey hi son I’m noticing your drip is on fleek yeah no don’t like that I don’t like that do so
But they they started using my son specifically has started using um some slang that I’m not familiar with oh so I would like you guys to help me out I’m going to give you guys some slang terms see if you can a slanger slang dang in it so
Oh is that Puff Daddy I don’t know no one’s on roller skates like us Dem implies so why did he bring back roller skate are roller skates going to come back Fred no not around here anyway I don’t the only skating ring we got is open on Sundays from
Like it’s open from like two to three you are incorrect you are incorrect really that’s yeah there’s U one two three four like shut up yes six skating rings yeah CU we we we have we have to locate them part six of them like go find a skating ring right now
Locate we got to survey the parking lot because they’re right to think the way you said okay so I do know there’s okay there’s the one in in simsville yep and then there’s the one in Taylor’s yeah and there’s one in White Horse Road there’s in pedmont
There’s one in Anderson there’s one in Pickins all these places that people all over the world yeah yeah yeah if you like roller skating Google those names in South Carolina yes exactly Google those Google the word roller skate roller skate yeah and then I got but they all open from
All up from 12 to yeah 12 to two 12 to two to just about to say in the afternoon on a Tuesday hey boss I’m going on lunch grab my skates I gotta give my keys I just tightened up my wheels yeah give be Rasberry baret now I have seen those videos of
The people this is not our sling by the way I have seen those people those videos of like the old school like the OG’s and they’re like they got like is so I backwards like I the last time I went I took my kids and we went
And like I said it was 12 to three or whatever five bucks to get in that’s why I was like hell yeah that’s great the only thing inflation hasn’t touched yeah and so they had like the race around you know they do the race around
The rink and I was like that’s one thing I’m I could go fast you know what I’m saying I couldn’t stop but I could go fast and they had it separated by age levels you know what I’m saying like the young kids with first then the over 40
You’re like I’m the only one here the one no uhh it was like four guys and evidently these four guys these same Four Guys compete every week you know what I’m saying but the age group below me was like like 18 19 20 or something like
That and the one kid he came in and he finished and he slid down on his knees like you know like soccer players and I was like I was like yeah I’m G do this [Â __Â ] when I I [Laughter] come and I’m coming around I came in
Last you know what I’m saying of course but you still I still celebrated I went down on my knees and I went too fast I went too far too fast and like I banged my head on the on the I almost gave myself a concussion three weeks later he
Woke up like skating’s fun yeah oh my gosh that’s awesome that’s what it’s all about gave myself a [Â __Â ] concussion welcome to being old all it takes is nothing for you to that’s it dude prob an anism you’re telling you nothing is all it takes nowadays well okay so on to our
Uh you remember some of this slang since you had that concussion friend you heard the term at that what at that at that yeah it means that oh I guess you’re supposed to guess that’s kind of okay eight that yeah would you like me to give you a yeah an example I
Saw your prom piics on Insta you totally ate that look okay so that’s like you did a good job you pulled it off they pulled it off ate that that’s so stupid that’s pretty lame you know what a be flag is I know what a beige flag is is that like a gay
Thing no well maybe beige beige flag yeah beige flag well you know what a red flag is in a relationship or person right a beige flag is something that’s kind of like weird but not like enough not like a deal breaker like yeah like he’s really cool but he’s into
Anime why is flag because it’s not like a red flag but it is a flag but it’s not a white flag so why they say a pink flag that’s pink flame I think that’s gay I don’t know I think that’s transphobic are you using it in the
Context of it’s gay or is like really gay gave me a little beige flag about it I don’t know during dinner yeah beige they thought I didn’t see him how about I thought we were going back to the the hot dog whatever we’ll get there don’t worry how
About and I know you guys know that I know this one even because I’m this so this really probably shouldn’t even bring of a bet you know what the term bet means right okay yes okay so don’t tell people up yeah bet I still I bet it
Up no not that kind of bet like when it’s like hey I’m G to go get some sandwiches and you’re like bet delicious yeah B it up so okay how about you know what a body count is right right yeah and you know what Allan you know what a body count
Is what’s your body count Al why don’t you take a guess Alan what’s my body count what’s your body count that’s how many the 50s yeah okay well the hookers respectable that’s 2 250 2607 that’s why you [Laughter] broke I’m happy who was who was we did chugi before I remember that
We did Chi yeah chugi is a term I’m just going to give you this one cuz no one’s going to guess this or do you want me to give you a you want me to let you guess just tell okay the the slang quiz the black LOL Collective slang quiz sure is chugi
Shitty it means to it’s used to describe someone or something that is basic out of date or trying too hard which we all oh that’s that’s us a I ain’t Choy I don’t want to be chy I’m not out of date that went on his knees and
Almost yeah said the man who was at the freaking skating ring in the beginning okay how about do it for the plot for the plot do it for the plot take one for the team for example I’m going to try out for the basketball team
Even if I don’t make it I’ll do it for the plot Al so in other words I’m just doing it because for the story yeah y said to encourage oneself to take a chance on something the flat of your story okay I got it come back dope has come back dope
Has come back for the kids we all know really dop yeah yeah that’s cool what about word has word come back yet no I’ll look we’re not we’re in the D right now word so word should come back it was in that that was the last thing said was
Like a New York slang but you know in the Guardians of the Galaxy 3 the last everything thing sent in the movie was word really yeah cuz he said what’s the word and Rocky Rocket Raccoon was like word and that’s when they jump in right yeah I got that’s chugi about to say
That was chugi about what about yacht yacht what yacht gach Gardens of the Galaxy it’s a shorten term it’s a shorten word for the word g damn it used to express approval approval or excitement particularly when one notices a large bottom I’m breing straight from here this is not godamn
Like that no when you’re like look at that G oh I guess when you see a loud your bottom I’m like God damn look at the size of that thing I saw one day what about uh well we know when something hits different what that is what about left no
Crumbs ate it all ate it all finished of I mean it’s a phrase that means you did something perfectly trying to find the ones that I really cared about I took that math test I Ain no CR okay what about Riz do you know what Riz is is is it related to
Jizz is it crackers it’s not kind of not crackers but I rized on her face I wased all over the back of that movie theater I really enjoyed salt [Laughter] bur ever go to that bathroom St I’ll give you an example all it Taylor has that Riz they’re so Charming little
Titties she does have some small titties RZ RZ is derived from Charisma it’s someone who has game when it comes to see this is something that sometimes my kid says rized and I’m like what is I don’t understand what that means then he also said uh so they have
Charisma all right they got that Riz got that risma so and then my son said something the other day and this is what really started this is he was like man cuz my my my boy’s into basketball right now and he was like man you know some of these guys are really glazing
Steph Curry and I was like I don’t feel like that’s appropriate glaze him like a donut glaze is slaying for overly complimenting or overly phrasing or hyping up another person not where I come from not also not where I come from no so I was like
Oh okay so good then Blazer if that’s good bler glaz [Laughter] Glazer okay so you know that now which is great uh let’s see here snatched is snatched is a good thing you know what a Stan is there’s one other one that I got to find and that’s uh let’s see here there I think that’s it we know them all we
Know all oh Yeet you know what Yeet is of course yeah yeah is is that like when you throw something or is it just something you say when you throw something it’s a very strong word for yes so if you’re if you’re really white someone says hey would you like a glazed
Donut you can say heat heat to that yes I would my daughter it just doesn’t sound right CU my daughter says it yate and I’m like that’s not she’s like I yed your she says she says the Kanye version yeah she’s like I it the other day I was
Looking for my shoe I was putting my shoes on I said Penny where’s my shoe and she said dad I yed your shoe across the room and I’m like what the [Â __Â ] is that mean you yeed it and she’s like no I yed it I’ll tell you the the English
Language is just going to become like abbreviations yeah yeah yeah and [Â __Â ] I skipped all the ones in here that were like ones that I was like that’s just dumb like got so can’t even speak no more what I hat is like going on the internet
And then they put an acronym up there and I’m like what the [Â __Â ] yeah yeah which now it’s WTF yeah yeah like the other one other day it was ik k y k if you know you know if you know you know yeah see I know know that it means if you
Know you know but then they put one you ever see the one it’s like 16 letters and it’s like like get your ass to the car before I whip and I know exactly was like I know exactly where it is get your ass in this [Â __Â ] house before I beat your [Â __Â ] ass
Yeah that yeah true that’s true man yeah well that’s yeah so that’s been uh that’s been what’s going great with with me learning all the the slang that I don’t know what’s going on well and then I thought so my daughter again I hate to thought about to ran out my
Daughter but she listens to this apparently now cuz why not no if you’re listening the other day you told me there was a fight on the bus at school on the way home on the way back school after school she said there was a fight and I was like okay well was everybody
Okay and she sport well sport Sports and you like f sports fights fights MMA but she’s like yeah Dad there was a fight on the way on the bus on the way from school I said oh yeah and she was like yeah it was all punches and nuts and I was
Like what do that mean punches and nuts like honey punches of nuts well I was like I was like what a great way to describe a fight so I thought you trying to say that people were punching and it was nuts right yeah so I told my wife
That I said hey you know said Penny said there was a fight and it was punching is a nuts and she was like oh well I’m sure it was crazy and then I was like I I think that’s what she means so I asked
Her and I was like Petty what is what do you mean by punches a nut she mean she was like oh they kept punching each other in the nuts I guess the fight was just two kids punching each other in the nuts over and over the whole time it cracked me up cuz
She’s like Dad it was punches and nuts and I’m like I don’t that’s SL I don’t understand I ever ride the bus she would be literal yeah no she rides bus uh home to uh after school okay did you ever ride the bus oh yeah dude every day yeah you
Rode the bus Allan I don’t know if P Rico did they have buses yeah yeah you roll the bus I roll the bus did you ever get suspended you fight oh hell yeah man I [Â __Â ] I got suspended off the bus I didn’t get suspended off Theo many
Before getting on the bus dude I got suspended off the bus once this is a bus story this is for you Eric Eric remembers this story we were all leaving the the bus the school we used to go to school um cuz uh we used to go to school
On on base right military base and we were leaving to school and all the buses were coming around and everything was going and I was like well [Â __Â ] it you know I’m just going to goof around so I pull my pants out and put my butt cheeks against the back of
Nuts I got suspended for that I gu suspended cuz I threw a icy out the window and hit a guy in the head like an icy drink like I was always getting suspended I got suspended for uh spitting on a uh person uh I think it
Was a female I I can’t remember but I remember my mom saved referral like it was always in like the family photo album so like said peak referral in there friend spit on so and so and is now suspended I don’t know why she can’t years later she’s like remember this
Yeah you spit on that girl showing your kids m i was 12 did you like the girl and that’s why you spit on her I probably yeah [Laughter] prob he was watching skinx on him on that one yeah he hear the spit he didn’t actually CU you
Couldn’t see it he didn’t know w you’re not just supposed to randomly spit on yeah some girls r that though Fred you you don’t know not at that age how would you know I remember I got kicked off the bus uh well sort of kicked off the bus I
Got in a lot of trouble on the bus because and Allan get a tested this cuz it was part of Allan’s life as well when my mom and I think we’ve talked about this before my mom won a lifetime supply of caramelos the c bar so I would take
Him on the bus them passing cars window dos and throw full candy bars at passing vehicle the whole way to school and back then we got in trouble on a church bus because I I worked at McDonalds at the time and uh I they had some kind of like
The Happy Meal toys at the time were like some little stuffy dolls right yeah and like just little stuff and uh I had stolen or borrowed I guess I don’t want McDonald’s coming after me I want Ro Hamburglar back I don’t need that [Â __Â ] stealing my [Â __Â ] um but I
Got in trouble cuz I stole a whole box of the the toys and we went on this trip and like the whole trip we were like we were sitting in the very back it had like one of those the bus had a window not that like opened all the way but
Like tilted you know how you have the just kind of pop open they’re only about that so the whole trip we like stuffing these toys out the back window at cars behind us we got a lot trouble for that good times good times leaving PR yeah
Actually when he comes to church I got kicked out of the church van because uh I borrowed a speed gun from a police car and and you know the the radar detectors yeah every time a car would get close I be we did that all the way to Mexico and
I got caught in Texas my dad was pissed where’d you get that I like I don’t know no found it found it found at a gas station fell off the back of a truck that’s right exactly it fell off the back a bus he’s like you lying to me
In a mission strip I like yeah Fred I do have some breaking news for you and I know we might have fredline news coming up in a little while yeah go ahead break it but uh I gotta I gotta break this news to you because I know it’s gonna Breaking Wind
News no I did eat Taco Bell for lunch so that’s that has actually happened a lot today Fred Date Line yeah somewhere I don’t know where’s this lady at uh she’s probably brtish looking at her teeth oh uh Germany German what I can’t help dude
I mean she’s like got a lot of teeth that aren’t there Sal woman should I do in a German accent should I try to do it in a German accents sure might as well I don’t know hold on let me think I can’t the only thing I can think of in German
Is not a good thing to say on the radio uh let’s see okay woman e romance with roller coaster to marry new ride who she has baby with I can’t do it all right wait what wait what yep you heard me woman ends romance with a roller
Coaster to marry a new ride who she has quote unquote quote unquote baby with so let me explain Fred or Allen Gail Engle GA AE lle Engle 46 revealed she had ended her seven-year relationship with boyfriend skyc scream a roller coaster at Holiday Park in hasslock Germany after she said
Park auth would no longer allow her on site fair enough that’s a good way to end a relationship a woman who this is come to buy our friends from the Mirror by the way mirror not UK uh a woman who previously had a seven-year relationship with a roller coaster says they have
Broken up after she met and married a new ride and they now have a son Gail revealed she had ended her seven-year relationship with boyfriend skyscream a roller coaster at Holiday Park after she said Park authorities would no longer allow her on site but
Just a month later she met a new bow a large purple ride called gravity and four Ox in play gravity and four Ox play aers in Bordeaux France and the pair now have a baby so so your friend Gail is an objectif file a person attracted to
Inanimate objects yeah she broke off her romance with skyscream in October of 2022 and now her and gravity have tied the knot she says no girl it’s me SK scam come back to me my love [Laughter] I’ll she now considers herself married to the French ride her new relationship
Has an added difficulty though as gravity tours around Fairgrounds all over France meaning Gail has to follow her new spouse around the country according to she’s she’s German so she says I see him regularly and follow him at all times when he tours the four corners of France
Not German says Gail a model maker specializing in rides who is also based in Bordeaux so she’s French let’s see uh I have to try and do a French accent bad I am very happy with him and we are very solid and United I met I can’t do a French lady
I met gravity in March 2021 at the for in bordell and I got into a relationship with him in October 2022 for a year roller wh for a year and a half I remained secretly in love with gravity in my silence and my denial oh I ended up I ended my relationship with
Skyscream in October 2022 because it had become [Â __Â ] it because it had become impossible for me to find him at the park who had forbidden me access because of my feelings I’m sure that’s why they did it mhm and gravity and I were married her grinding up on one of the support
Yeah so she follows them everywhere a bunch of places in France that I can’t even say the names of groby rodez elar and NES before he returns to bordo Bordeaux my city gravity helps me forget my daily worries when I’m with him I feel like a new woman who finally
Lives and lives again we got to keep cleaning the seats out every time rides the thing got to hose it down oh oh here we go gravity and I have a son who was born on May 1st 2023 this one is called cybernetic shark and currently exists in the form of a
Model that I have made myself it looks it’s like a dildo it looks like a dildo yeah oh my gosh so it goes on she talks more about how crazy she is and so that’s why Dr was talking about going to probably DRP had something to do with
That so I’m just letting you guys know sorry sorry skyscream skyscream your time is up G moved on to cyber he’s GNA derail the [Â __Â ] the the passenger cart his anguish he’s gonna kill 40 no neon the transform I wish I could do the voice can’t do any voices apparently
That’s what I’m learning today I can’t do any [Â __Â ] voices hey it’s all good try to make it British no never mind I’m not gonna do so that’s what’s going on Fred in my Nick of the wood that was [Â __Â ] random that was yeah hey hey That Is Random I have another random
Sort of sex story too if you want to hear that too while we’re here go ahead Charlotte a stingray with no male companion is pregnant in her Mountain Aquarium Charlotte this is in North Carolina by the way so right up the road so Beed Charlotte a rust colored Stingray the
Size of a serving platter just the way Fred likes them has spent has spent much of her life gliding around the confines of a storefront aquarium in North Carolina’s Appalachian Mountains she’s 2,300 miles that’s 3700 kilometers kids from her natural habitat under the waves of Southern California and she hasn’t
Shared a tank of water with a male species of hers in at least 8 years that’s tort Nature’s found a way the aquarium owners said the stingray is pregnant with as many as four pups and could give birth in the next two weeks that’s crazy look for Fred be headed to North
Carolina in the next few weeks Immaculate Conception no they may be asexual to them oh this is right in Hendersonville right up the road uh here’s our girl saying hey hey Happy Valentine’s Day let’s have some pups said Brenda rmer executive director of the aquarium and shark lab on Main
Street in Hendersonville don’t they worry about that like they said an expert on Sting Ray said it would have been imposs for Charlotte to have made it with one of the five small sharks that share her tank despite news reports suggesting that that was the case after rmer joked about a possible interspecies
Hookup movie Sting shark that’s right sting shark Rays oh shark raay sting shark that could happen sting shark versus shark raay oh she has one that comes out with a head of a stingray and and the tail of a shark and the other one is the shark
Yeah and their brothers it’s like Kane and Abel and they combine you know what I’m saying they fight each other I like the idea of them combining like a transformer into just a regular s a regular shark have the the Twin power activate exactly form of mea a [Applause] shark so
Apparently it’s possible that there’s she got pregnant by the process of parthenogenesis asual reproduction with the gor’s head that come out with a J’s head like where where the janitor’s like he’s like I don’t know what H’s like uh no why does he have a bob his head already I don’t
Know but yeah so apparently this the only time this happen but she could have asexually reproduced like Alan said which is weird that he knows that yeah I know about it I mean I watched jessic Park yeah the frogs the frogs true that well that’s what’s going on in that is so ridiculous
Like that’s the scientific information that I retain but I know right but like you told me that [Â __Â ] in high school I’d have been like I don’t know what talking yeah yeah that’s right but let Samuel Jackson say it I remember that [Â __Â ] for the rest of my life where those
Snakes are on that plane yeah he’s like yeah the frogs reproduced you know hold on to your [Laughter] butts hold on to your butts hold on to your butts these stories remind me I should I should have probably led with this these were brought to you by this
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That’s all I’m saying well ladies and gentlemen I think this is the first time in 2024 is it is it is it I don’t know as Alan is it you’re the show historian where’s where’s gorx downstairs gorx as gorx he’s one who would know well as
Gorx but I think this might be the first or maybe second time in 2024 you’re par you first time 204 first time see he said yes thank you gorx thank you gorx your your skills and arms are invaluable to our team yes all the arms he sounds like a very [Â __Â ] of arold
Yeah better man so where’re it’s and I hope Alan’s ready with all of his graphics and stuff that we spent hours and hundreds of thousands of dollars on cuz now it’s time for everyone’s favorite segment Fred it’s time for fredl New news news [Â __Â ] friended line news number one a lady was found dead lying in the bathroom with a head w a lobster and live baby shrimp on the floor I’ve heard this joke no joke no joke what happened police said uh they were called to a residence because the woman didn’t
Show up for work and when they arrive to the residence they opened up the door and found the lady on the floor with a lock ler and some live or baby shrimp just on the floor so they didn’t know what to do but after about 3 days they came to this
Conclusion evidently the woman bought a lobster from the market no gu and at the at the market they feed the lobster shrimp shrimp yeah yeah of course till they’re sold and then the woman she brought the lobster home inserted the tail into her vagina and took a lighter to the Lobster’s
Head now in doing this makes the lobster wiggle his tail god well evidently she did it too long and killed the lobster and when lobsters die they evacuate their BS the live baby shrimp into her lady Parts into her lady parts so why don’t you just buy a [Â __Â ] dildo
Man it seems like so much work it seem it seems like so much work for that oh so when the lady went to go pee the baby shrimp came out she freaked out slipped hit her her head and killed herself wow can you imagine Happy Valentine’s Day
Guess you imagine know she goes to heaven or hell wherever she goes yeah what happened to you oh I got hit by a car uh imagine her being in Beetle Juice sitting in line with a whole lobster hanging out her Co would the lobster go to hell too sitting
Next to the lady who got cut in half yeah no Lobster don’t go I mean the lobster just he was just finding his own business that’s what I’m saying was the how does the how does that affect the lobster standing in death is the lobster
Like this is what a lobster is for off to Heaven no that’s that’s automatic heavy yeah you automatically go to heaven all lobsters go to if you got Lobster raped or you know Lobster raped I don’t know you would I think that’s opposite that’s like torture you getap
Like torture someone sticks your ass inside of them is that rape whatever the opposite of rape is stick your ass inside of it shut my whole ass inside of her somebody actually thought of that spending 40 bucks that’s my question is like yeah you go to the market spend probably
Going to eat it afterwards was this in America uh it did yeah it was in uh where is it but Louisiana Jack B but Louisiana make sure you go to Jack IM off’s Thai massage parlor and Sushi Emporium now serving baby shrimp and lost the TA right enjoy our
Lobster stuffed with baby shrimp stuffed inside a vagina jeez we call it the triple play of value the $10 steak and lobster all you for under a ladies and Lace so well good for [Laughter] her okay how do you aim that Alan how do you what do you say that okay friend line number two okay number two B my I OK Okaloosa Okaloosa deputy who mistook a fallen Acorn oh yeah for gunfire resigns admit shooting incy did you see that so EV you you guys heard
About This yeah yeah and they unloaded man dude like I don’t understand how they didn’t hit that guy they must have been part-time stor Troopers cuz they he laid off he put all the bullets in there there and trying to re and then said he was hit when the second Acorn hit he was
Like I’m hit I’m hit did you see did you see when he got when he first thought he got shot he did like a like an action roll was all from the body cam do a barrel roll yeah like he was like oh [Â __Â ] and he like did like a roll and it
Was like the worst it was like me trying to do a roll it was like three rolls yeah dude and he’s like shots fired shots fired like God damn it’s a miracle that they didn’t shoot the guy who was who they who they had already searched handcuffed
And strapped the top car yeah that they thought shoo from inside the car he about to get paid though I hope so man he’s about to get paid he deserves to get paid for that that was ridiculous he’s got to he’s got to get paid for
That well and then the other person then he screamed so loud that the other the the assistant or whatever the other officer who was there with him M also shot oh yeah yeah they both did yeah they both their own car idiots man idiots I love it this is America
Welcome to America if we’re not shooting at people on purpose we’re shooting at our own Vehicles cuz we’re sh Acorn that’s what I’m saying you that scared of acorn man like now but it might have been a black I have I’ve had acorns hit my car like it’s loud it’s
Loud it is loud I’ve never been like an acorn hit my car I’ve been shot ACN don’t sound nothing like unless it’s like person unless it was a blackor right probably a black squirrel of from a Black Oak black Black Oak lives don’t matter [Â __Â ] black Oaks got me again snuck
Them on me in the night sound like bullets yeah they they need to screen them guys better that’s well that’s beyond like that’s ridiculous yeah that’s insane dude I would love you need to if you haven’t audience if you haven’t watched this you need to to
Search this there goes your it’s one of the funniest videos of the Year got to be it was the way that dude unloaded on that damn car yeah the way he unloaded yeah he was he was praying and spraying man like he was aiming as [Â __Â ] it could
Have been children down the street he didn’t give a [Â __Â ] y a whole thing and then went and hid behind a bush so ridiculous oh my God so which is worse friended yeah that guy or or the lobster vagina lady I think that guy that guy not that guy
Vagina lady you know she did it to herself she did it to herself exactly could H somebody else he could have hurt somebody else that’s true he really could have probably did just spp it on the road yeah and coincidentally three people down the street were just murdered in a
Drive by I don’t know acorns this town is crazy I’m surprised he didn’t like arrest the guy who was already who had already been arrested yeah I am seriously surprised he didn’t get charged for something like yeah like they’re like oh shot up a car
Like yeah yeah if it had been for the body cam they probably would have yeah yeah it’s true it’s true y so stupid thank God for body cam thank God for giving people guns that don’t need them fredline number three fredline news number three let’s get some positive friend line newses all right
This is a positive this is one for the environment everybody’s trying to clean up the environment sure so now Mount Everest climbers will need to bring their poop back to Camp thank goodness finally doing something to save the environment friend okay people clown about ever will
Now have to clean up their own poop and bring it back to base camp they should be disposed of why would they that’s right yeah they should they should because it’s so cold dog’s poop yeah clean their own poop well it’s so cold up there that it just stays it stays
There that’s right you know it it don’t it don’t uh bi the grade yeah it don’t bi the grade yeah wow the uh mingma sherper says our mountains have beg to stink are you going to do the the accent I don’t know have begun to stink they’re not Japanese are they close
Enough do the [Laughter] French oh my God pretty good he said we are getting complaints that human stools are visible on rocks and some climb are falling sick this is not acceptable and erodes our image yeah man not to accept so somebody got instead of just taking the grumpy
Out in the in the corner hiding somewhere taking they went on a rock and they like that rock looks like a toilet let’s do it yeah I how would you do that though like it’s so cold up that wouldn’t your butthole like just freeze up I don’t
Know how it works yeah either that or when when they die you know when you die you crap yourself so yeah that’s true but I don’t know man I don’t know how that works I’m assuming you do it as quickly as you possibly can just drop well they they probably they probably do
It inside the tent and then when they wrap the tent up they just leave the pieces of [Â __Â ] there so you sleep in there with your [Â __Â ] no I don’t just toss it out like know I’m talking about the ones on the rocks and the one the poop that well they’re probably tossing
It and then it’s hitting the rocks and [Â __Â ] they’re probably like monkeys just throwing the [Â __Â ] they going go there they going to start heading out boo bags I know a guy Downtown Greenville has got boo bags out B bag you have three B bags to
Use for your poop I either want very dishonorable if bags back I want full bags back it’s [Â __Â ] up that they actually have to make that rule stupid man should know better it’s stupid man because number one doing that [Â __Â ] climbing Mount Everest was Like a test of endurance like it used to be you know what I’m saying it used to be like only like five to seven people had ever climbed it now you day now yeah you can go a day you know what I’m saying you just go up there you know
What I mean you yeah all these these rich folks you know what I’m saying yeah dude they buy all that expensive camping equipment and right and they have snowboards yeah and then they just go there and leave it they just go there and leave their [Â __Â ] up there yeah they
Leave their [Â __Â ] up there yeah yeah cuz they I mean for what they they can afford to leave it up there the number of people that climb Mount Everest now each year is around 800 800 that’s still crazy oh no I’m sorry no that’s not true uh around 500
Each day around 500 people make their way to Everest Base Camp each day each day base camp being the bottom of it the bottom of it yeah but that’s probably where all the shit’s at yeah Yeah you know I don’t think it’s up on the top part I mean there a’t that many people that got to the top top okay so it says by the end of 2016 there were 7,646 Summits by 4,469 people in 2018 800 people summoned just that year so it’s probably worse now
DN that’s great I ain’t doing this [Â __Â ] even I had the money like Fred was saying at one time it was like two or three people and it was like 2023 17 people died going to and from the summit so there you go 4% of all people who do it
Die join us in our icy gra that’s crazy there you go now you know so you too Allan would you like us to send maybe talk to management about sending you to Everest for do it live live broadcast no it’s all right you can make the farts Frozen farts
Yeah never mind ra get a lobster I don’t know okay now which one is worst pooping on Mount Everest or Lobster in the v lob on the badge because she’s not hurting anybody not hurt nobody Rock Lobster there you go now if it was a rock lobster then Everest would be bad
Because take different keep going Fred please save us Fred bang BR bang bras bra bra investigators are probing how firefighters came to D part of a Western Australia town in sewage Wastewater while battling a brush fire got to do what you got to do yeah that’s a law residen of bullsbrook about 35
Kilometers north of Perth has been warned to empty water tanks not eat anything from their Gardens afterwards bum after water bomb never mind I’m not going to do that after water bombers Drew from the wrong Pond as a wastewater treatment plant on Wednesday when battling a blades that was
Threatening homes and schools wait wait wait so they didn’t know the difference between a Wastewater Plant and a like mate which one should we pull it from pull from the [Â __Â ] we pull it pull it from the one that has the thing that just is put some
Right can’t afford to use good water so we got use the [Â __Â ] water throw another shrimp on the vagina another bullsbrook Resident Natalie Bennett said her family was hosing down their roof when they were showered by helicopters passing overhead on Wednesday that’s way worse oh I didn’t realize it was Airborne shits
Oh D when they flew over us leaking water at the time it’s felt lovely as it was so [Laughter] hot Ben say she was horrified to receive a text on Thursday at 2: a.m. local time about potential exposure to hazardous bacteria that’s what the plane sound disgusting oh that’s [Â __Â ] terrible
That is actually pretty disgusting I love good job they said obviously it was a mistake it was found early an emergency meeting was called and public health has been called in me and ring the issue you’re like oh [Â __Â ] exactly you nailed it you nailed that one mate oh that’s that
Is that’s worst grossest gross story is that the second grossest story that we had tonight does it feel good story right there yeah it felt good at first it felt lovely and then it was not as much oh all right I got one more all right the last B BR friendl news you
Want it this one’s this one’s not that crazy okay I thought it was probably going to be the craziest one of all thought was interesting though chernobyl’s mutant wolves appear to have developed resistance to cancer studies F nice so the wolves are exposed to cancer causing radiation as they roam the
Wastelands of the abandoned city researchers finding part of their genetic information seems resilient to increased risk of the there you go so that’s that’s I got mutant wolves and Chernobyl we got that mut and everything like the flowers and everything are all mutated cuz all really it’s like weird like I think most
Of them just are like bigger but like radioactive no not threee fish with rats like the big rats and [Â __Â ] the big rats like so like Fallout let’s find out maybe or like Justice League terrible well there’s um yep there okay yeah they’re pretty weird looking they huge let me see they’re
Not that’s what she said that’s cuz she’s a h what is she again he’s a h there’s that one which is a cow I believe oh god well it’s a mutant dude what do you expect here’s a xman there’s this what is that I don’t think that’s real that’s a mutant
Worm there’s a uh yeah these are mostly not real so there’s one look at that Bo I don’t know it’s not as exciting as you think yeah no I guess not it’s just there’s a catfish it like a real catfish giant [Laughter] catfish give it a ball of yard he slaps
It with his tail catfish look at that catfish look at that oh it stop sharing it [Â __Â ] this look there’s one look there’s a huge catfish that lives in Chernobyl damn yeah but that’s Louisiana well [Laughter] yeah that’s right Jack come see all the mutant catfish and Jack him offs t t besi
Emporium speak speaking of fish speaking of fish I got one more all right this mother all right noisy fish sex keeping Florida residents up all night with bass heavy groans I don’t know if it’s B I’m sure I don’t know it’s B I would hope that it’s base
Heavy Gro instead of pass it’s a great play on words if it is like no make no mistake I like the idea unnerved residents of Tampa Bay Florida are scrambling to explain mysterious rolling fast tones that vibrate their walls at night and rob their children of sleep ass
And oh oh my God so the scientist for the region believe he knows the source of the racket frisky fish uh [Â __Â ] everywhere guys they installed Marine microphones in the area to conform his confirm his theory that the den stems from mating noises emitted by the apply named black drum fish makes [Laughter]
Sense black Dr retired science teacher let me use her back porch I bet she did I bet she did Black base tones Yeah black uh base fish or whatever only that lady would have met a fish instead of yes Lobster instead of lobsters none of this would have happened none of this would have happened well good I’m glad that that’s the end of fredline uses that’s it cuz I can’t handle any more
Your weird animal fetish [Â __Â ] that you make us listen to every week BR it’s why we only do this once once a year oh I had like three animals you had four stories four animal stories you had three stories about four animal St want to hear about some freaky
Pets cuz we had the one about lobsters and shrimp which is two animals no that’s two animals no is that not two then what was the second one Island you remember the second one well we had the the Wolves yeah the Wolves well no okay the second story though was the cop mhm
Who shot at nothing oh an acorn which was from a squirrel which is an animal I did not mention a squirrel I know I did I said the squirrel was probably black that’s why it happened um we had the one with the Wolves it’s just all animal
Stuff it’s weird no it’s not animals are animals are cool we’ll just leave it at that we got the poopy story we got two [Â __Â ] stories they had two [Â __Â ] stories because because humans are technically oh technically I guess I don’t really know just thinking about that Australia
That first thing we thought it was good was lovely imagine how much that would suck though to be like oh finally ref the don’t got in their mouth it was like was it one of those like helicopters where they scoop it up yeah I think so you know what I’m talking
About so they just scoop the wrong they went to the Sewer processing plan yeah hey [Â __Â ] happens hey good night everybody we can still go over the show I just thought that was a great end so well yeah no that’s ridiculous gross glad we don’t live in Australia yeah I
Don’t really know everything’s trying to kill you in Australia that’s right I don’t want to dingo to eat my baby hey man it’s true story I know that’s why I don’t want it to happen so thank you guys for listening I think I think it’s going to be a
Wrap yep good night everybody we’ll see you next week you’ll see you later what promises to be an episode of the black Collective podc I want to say a good one but it’s One we are laughing and we are very good friends good buddies sharing a special Moment that’s it man game over man it’s game over just hang loser blood she going to catch up on a rebound on the med the oh what a day what a [Â __Â ] di well that’s all folks a vista baby godamn hit don’t worry nobody’s listening
Anyway as you know I’m a man of special needs surely you can’t be serious I am serious and don’t call me sh
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