So Is This Balloon – Rizz Show (FEB.19 2024)

Hey how is everyone feeling today good dad good yeah dudes I’m cranked I am cranked I’ve been here since uh 3:30 and the coffee doesn’t work but the espresso does yeah you know what I don’t understand why don’t we have bags of coffee that we can Brew

Ourselves up in this mother uh I think we do don’t we no no no I just walked through I was like I will Brew the coffee because the the coffee machine is broken and there’s no bags to be made so I feel like I need to just start

Bringing in emergency bags of Brew for said emergencies well we used to have a curig or or whatever that the single thing is back there but it was uh it was a mess nobody cleaned it for a while I think it turned green which is good

We’re not messing with that but I I am jacked I am I am super jacked four espressos deep woo and I got four more in the cup right here to the Moon dang it’s probably not great Riz is uh he’s he’s uh he’s still in Nashville he’s

Still in Nashville he’s he’s on his way back just in case you were wondering but we are here even though it’s a holiday for everybody else s for Riz he’s just celebrating President’s Day as we uh as we continue but I heard good things about everybody’s weekends M and while

The espresso is still like just like jacking my blood tell me about it I saw I I woke up this morning it was uh 3:00 am I’ve been here since 3:30 but the only thing that I saw before I came in was uh highlights from the roller Cade yeah

Yeah that looked awesome went to Roller Cade guys not sure if you remember but uh Tesson Fairy Baptist Church Road South County oh that’s my scene roller Cade is still how it was 25 years ago that is where I had all my birthday parties yeah man this is where I fell in

Love the most okay I’ve not been to a roller Cade in over 20 years and my best friend son turned nine yesterday shout out to Harrison and he said hey you he calls me Grandma Lauren you want to come to to the party yes I do so Grandma

Lauren and Uncle Tim rolled into Rollercade I brought my own skates for the first time in my life cuz I bought some over the pandemic I get there everything is neon it’s black lit same old same carpeting the little places where you change into your skates the

Little nubbins those dude those have not been changed for 30 years they this the carpet is the same the bathrooms are the same everything about roll arcade is identical to what you remember so we roll in and it’s not very it wasn’t crowded I mean there had to have been maybe 60 to

70 people tops in the whole building um get out there haven’t been on my skates in a long time like a bike just boom hit hit the hit the wood floor out rolling out something I did notice couple of dudes my age I’m 38 maybe a little older bu themselves got

Their airpods in busting their own moves they’re they’re there for exercise size kind of weird that they’re there by themselves wait what do you mean by themselves like they’re on the rink by themselves they’re there with their kids but they’re I saw three there’s three guy there was two dudes who came

Together that were my age who just looked like they were trying to learn some moves in the middle of the skating rink you know what I’m saying MH like just trying things out like best friends just like hey let’s see if we can skate be super sweet together dude best friend

Then there was another guy who had airpods in who was ignoring everyone but the dude had the skills and he was I I was telling Rafe he was either the guy who 25 years ago was killing it at the roller Cade and has just continued that

Life up until his 40s or he wasn’t that kid back in the day and he’s been working for the past 25 years to get to that place and I something has unlocked in me that hasn’t been unlocked since seventh grade where I saw this guy with

His moves and I swooned hard nice it was a swing moment it worked man are you serious oh yeah it was you’re weird it’s to weird all over the place that’s why I told her in the break room I go you’re an erotic mystery as to what your turn

On are cuz it’s all over the place it is and I can’t help it I just there was something okay that’s not creepy this guy and it’s not like he was attracted there’s nothing good going on it was literally when he hit this ske and the moves he was just whipping around

Everybody shooting the duck was he turning the corners real quick where he’s laying down sideways basically he shot the duck he was up he was back he was behind he was he was swerving in between people I mean and you know Tim and I had our we were doing like the

Couple skate thing like hand holding like you know like taking it slow this dude was like chut cutting through us go under your arms pretty much yeah incredible do they still do they still rent roller blades yes they do blades so he’s on he’s on blades or he’s on skates

I think he was on skates to be honest I was I didn’t don’t remember couldn’t believe it I couldn’t take my eyes off just his entire demeanor like what was he listening to because we were listening to Sierra you know and Usher what was was he listening to like Doom medal

That’s what was playing in the rink or you had your own that’s what was playing you know he had an ABBA or something like that in his head do they still have the DJ where you can go do requests what do they play the videos not changed no

They don’t play the videos anymore and I had to lean against a poll the at the Skateway or the in ducoin Illinois cuz Paul Abdul’s coldhearted snake video came out wooo put that on a big screen you’re sixth grade yes a grb I just like yeah dude good reason boner yeah I just

Like there was like a post in the middle and there’s just like a bunch of boys huddled around it yeah we had to wait a minute there’s a lot going on that video oh my gosh what I remember I uh that’s where I had my birthday parties so we

Would I would do lion’s choice we go to Lion choice and we’d eat and we do presents and all that then we’ go to the roller Cade and that is the place that I first invited a girl to a whoa birthday part birthday party yeah yeah jonel hey

Jon shout out I invited her in my parents were like hey um you can’t just invite her and all your Kevin friends you know what I mean like you gotta invite another gal so we uh so I invited a longtime friend that I’d had since kindergarten this is like I don’t know

Third grade maybe yeah probably third grade and uh straight to the Rollercade and then I did what every third grade boy does when they invite a girl to your birthday you didn’t talk to her totally ignore her y because I’m afraid of her that’s a smooth move well it was the

First time I’d ever seen her outside of school that’s called playing a cool the aqua the Aquabats have a great song about playing at cool the worst part about playing at cool was that we’re over there you know semi-professional skaters at this point right and she’s

Crawling on the wall cuz I don’t think she’d ever happens to the best of us you know I mean you got to learn somehow to this day I’ll never forget that and my parents H just ever so gently being like hey maybe you should go over there and

Help her or hang out with her or say something or talk to her that and at L Choice the gift that she gave me was a Nerf Javelin H what that look that’s pretty sweet it literally was a long Nerf thing for like like like a javelin

That would be awesome like a giant spear it was all right it was all right it was fun for one throw yeah I got played with that day yeah and and that was pretty much it I got to go back to the Rollercade I got take the kids you

Should and don’t let my like there were these three adults by themselves we Tim and I were adults by ourselves too so I mean clearly like people do go that are adults so just know that but there were a ton of families and there were a ton

Of friend groups just having a ball so it’s the the spirit of roller Cade is still very much there they did while we were there we didn’t do an actual couple skate I think they eliminated that but we did the Hokey pokei uh they do limbo still do limbo ask Lio Mexican head

So much fun yeah when I was in Middle School my friend Courtney uh it was our little click of people I guess but she her parents own this one of the skating rinks in Springfield so we got free access hell yeah and it was awesome we’d

Go hang out there just be like 30 of us hanging out having a great time that was so fun that’s pretty big we should do a a rid show field trip yeah yeah I want to see RZ on skates yeah you know sounds like a drug but I bet he’s pretty good I

Bet he’s pretty good he’s he’s married yeah he’s a newor what they do there she’s a very low to the ground skating is very much pushing in no shins his knees barely bent I bet he could fly he probably can fly well you know uh one woman’s roller Cade is another man’s

Trip to Vegas and I’m dying to know ra Williams just wondered about these dudes at your Rollercade though yeah I’m not ready to drop that are they there are they there because of the Super Bowl halftime show like wait a second I’m good at that and it’s coming back I need

To Sharp the skills had I had a thought like so I’m on Tik Tok and I watch a lot of Dance videos and stuff and we remember when the pandemic started everybody was listening to like weekends blinding lights and Dreams by phillywood Mac and they were roller skating outside

Because there was nothing else to do I really do think 2020 began again a new fascination with roller skating and all things wheelie because people got longboards and skateboards and so I do think that the guys that were there were very much influenced by the videos that

You see on Tik talk of people skating really well and dance skating and why Usher did it in the halftime show that’s kind of where the kids and the creative Dancing Arts are right now you think big big roller big roller is big rollers spent some money

Yes well Donnie Fandango’s uh Lady Mary and I in 2020 we bought the exact same skates because she posted these um I can’t remember the brand of them but they’re really cool my skates are black and uh rainbow and I was like I got to

Get some of those no reason I mean it was 2020 I’d nowhere to go but I was roller skating around my house because I had hardwood floors you you took those right yeah I took those last night say you forgotten had to rent how much does

It cost when when you’re there uh Tim and I went and I brought my skates and it was $18 so I guess he was the only one getting charged for renting dang that’s pretty good man that’s pretty good and there’s still a whole bunch up

In the area right you just go and once you pay you’re in or yeah once you pay your in wait what dude the doors on that place look like they are from another era it’s the whole place you have to go to roller Cade if you haven’t been in a

While and you used to love it go it will take you completely back to they’re like metal doors from the elementary school back back in the day they have like yellow stained glass kind of that ugly yellow that looks like people have been smoking and actually Tim goes do you

Think people were smoking in here I go oh of course they were for decades yes it was cigarettes and probably earlier that day yeah that’s what it smelled like the guy sprayed the skates out it’s like got a cigarette hanging out of his mouth for sure that’s the only benefit

To working at roller Cade is you can smoke at work exactly roller Cade back in the day from what I remember as a kid it smelled like that that weird leather from from the from the skate that thin suede kind of leather smelled like that cigarettes and cake that’s all I

Remember it smelling like because it was always birthday cake right when you walk in there’s the tables and there’s well you know cake that was just open and cake that was maybe kind of stuck there from a week ago or so the DJ is definitely smoking up in the DJ booth on

The right yes right not I mean not really anymore he was probably vaping I mean I there no smell I just mean a 1988 oh yeah 1988 for sure had to man I’m G to have to go back I’m G to have to take the kids we were talking before we

Weren’t on the air too about like when you’re a kid there was always that one guy when you’re nine you think is the coolest guy on the planet because it’s like an older kid who’s like 17 18 19 maybe even 20 years old who’s out there skating backwards and he’s winning the

Limbo contest and he’s doing all the moves twirling spinning triple sou cows whatever and you’re like man God that’s the goal I want to be that guy and then you’re 11 and you’re like nope that’s not cool at all right you get into something else that’s the opposite of

Cool why is that guy still here but there’s like a there’s always that every town had one dude I bet you know his name cuz I feel like everybody knew the guy I’m looking at Chris’s like a Chris that was Jamie Jamie oh Jamie I see a

Troy Troy’s good Troy makes sense Troy yeah Jamie had like a big poofy mullet so it’s like a helmet and like a really wispy mustache and he he flew around out there and a shirt like this over like a like an Ario speed wagon shirt or something so cute yeah I kind

Of feel like he had on like a club shirt sort of what do you mean a club like an early Doug and Steve mutab yeah yeah yeah nylon MH but like a short sleeve but something that shows the speed in which he is something that flaps

Something a little silky yes let me say this about the kids today though because Harrison whose birthday it was 9 years old all of his friends showed up they all have mullets everybody has I know that’s huge is that huge right now yeah dude it’s full on back it was kind of I

Whoa it was unsettling for a minute I go wait a minute what’s happened yeah they all have mullets my son is uh super Shaggy and I’m always like hey man why don’t you trim up and he’s like Noah trimming his hair is uncool these days

Well they had a you know they do the different type like all people skate or now it’s backwards skate or coup skate they had the all girls skate there were more more girls than anybody type of person in the roller Cade so it was all girls so I take my little best friend’s

Daughter Nora and I go let’s go and we’re out there and here come her weasel ass brothers and his mullet friends and they come and they’re completely a rating the uh the all girl skate with their their dud them and I’m like you get out of here this is girl time and

Like they got yelled at it was hilarious ridiculous that is awesome I was a n I’m standing up for my girls we finally we get the rink to ourselves and hear these little mullets come running at us and I was like you get out

Of here man I’m glad to hear those 60 or 70 people there though that’s great with all the things to do you got trampoline parks you got ball you got this you got that and it’s open skat Sundays I think 4:30 to 6:30 no injuries no injury oh I

Did fall once you did I did fall but I fell well I know how to fall still oh well I’m still I’m still so surprised that you didn’t go up to the 40 something year old guy and ask him what he was listening to I wanted to so bad I

Just felt like know what happened to you this is this is a very learned protocol here he wanted you to my investigative reporting couldn’t get there I was having so much fun that I was like you know I’m not going to go and make ruin his Vibe too busy narking on children that’s

[Laughter] right well I’ve told this story I don’t think when I think may have told this last year when when when before we were on the show together but I went to a similar party Greg burner shout out to Greg if you’re listening out there buddy it’s his daughter’s ninth or 10th

Birthday similar situation and Greg had some moves back in the day but Greg was in his 40s and Greg went too hard at his daughter’s party and he tried to like Duck what do you call it when you lean come around the corner what you guys

Call it I thought that was shooting the Ducks shoot the Ducks when your foot’s out right yeah he like all the way bent down mhm he tried to do that like speed skate like lean hard around the corner where you’re almost like getting at a

45° angle cuz he was going so fast and he lost it dude and he broke his hip what and bad and like I’m talking shut the whole place down ambulance paramedics immobilized taken out on a stretcher flown to St Louis from Southern Illinois horrible ruined his daughter’s birthday

Party dude and it was so shocking I mean in hindsight it’s one of the funniest things in the world in the moment I was just like oh dude not only are you hurt like really hurt going to miss work going to have to pay some major medical expenses your daughter’s birthday is is

Over right and your profal career is done this exactly and this is how you broke your hip you have to explain to everyone I broke my hip because I was skating too hard at my daughter’s birthday party dude yeah and dude it was I just remember it made me think of

Something about Mary when he gets taken out for the Franken beans like him just getting taken out on the stretcher was so humiliating cuz it’s like all all your friends are there with their kids so all the kids are watching daughter’s crying people are it’s pandemonium did he do thumbs up and

Everyone start cheering I don’t remember dude like football player but you know he’s okay dude I got a story in news uh later about injuries from uh from pickle ball that’s what we did on over the weekend my son is so into pickle ball

Now so like he’s like you got to go you know and everybody we know you lets into it every everybody we knows talking about getting into it so we’ve been doing it a time or two and man it was so fun and I was talking to the security

Guy there and uh I he he mentioned something about injuries and I got a whole story about the uh the common injuries that are that are happening but what what would be the injuries at roll skating I’m assuming like broken wrists and cup hips broken arms brok you know

Ankles but nobody went down while you were there except for yourself I I went down been a lot of dislocations yeah I bet so too concussions y oh people running into the walls nobody wearing helmets one one child was wearing a helmet she looked really cute

Man I I don’t know man I think I would I think I would be that Dad well you know what’s funny my friend Abby and uh her husband Matt they’re doctors and like you know they are very protective parents like you know the kids always have helmets if they’re on their bike or

Whatever so I was surprised to see that they did not helmet these kids yesterday which I was proud because I’m like all right they’re letting the leash out a little bit you know they’re letting them fly that’s cool um but they were all right I mean these kids felt second

Nature on that roller rink they just went nuts it’s so good that’s awesome well let’s go to Vegas let’s go to Vegas you left on Wednesday uh yeah I left Wednesday did you did you did I did you share a picture with us or was that was

That a public picture with who you were hanging with on a sports car or something I think I put it out publicly okay you did well tell us yeah tell us the highlights yeah oh man went to Andi Steakhouse oh this is the place with your famous Tomahawk oh and it did not

Dis and I took you know when you take people to a place and you’ve Reco it and you’re like God I hope that you feel like responsible yeah and everybody was beside themselves so this is a this is a basement place in like this is one

Of the off strip it’s in the D Hotel on Fremont Street nothing the saddest or the saddest casino floor to walk through because it’s like the idea was to have like the all the women the dealers are all like women in like flapper outfits which sounds good in theory but it’s

Such a sad and then they have pedestals in between the uh the gaming tables where they have to eat take shifts dancing while you play table games but no one’s in there playing so it’s just like deaded women in flapper girl outfits like doing very uninspired dance

Moves on pedestals where I’m like this is make let them down let them go I always forget what a flapper outfit is and I looked it up so just to just for everybody out there that’s that’s wondering they’re like it’s like that uh it’s like a cocktail dress from the 20s

From the yeah that’s a little sexier version of those but sequin and they all match you know and it’s something hanging off the sleeves when you walk through the the floor of the casino you’re just like oh wow this is this is some old Vegas sadness here but if you

Go up the escalator there’s a little tucked away old Italian steakhouse called Joe vicari’s Andiamo Steakhouse and man it is excellent all the food was good everything we order and they have like a this they give you this bread that has like an eggplant tood that they make in

House I wish I could bring it home yeah you love it you would love it is this kind of a budget restaurant uh no four 4.4 it’s actually very expensive yeah yeah 4.4 um on Yelp and it has $ signs so I think it’s is it is it what’s the

Max four or five I don’t know okay I thought it was it’s a little more affordable than like eating it’s probably like 20 the $30 cheaper a plate than if you go to like a steakhouse on the Strip hey it says it’s very romantic normally business style casual but as of

Late they’ve been pretty chill on the dress code used to have a dress code there they did they’ chilled out on that because it’s Vegas and it’s America sucks America wears cracks now and they need the business so what is it called one more time the restaurant and and and

D i a m oos dude their hot dog looks amazing yeah I think you’re on the wrong website that’s a and W ah I’m going tweet it out for the listener the fet is 39 bucks the Porter House is 45 the tomahawk is uh let’s see that looked

Beautiful by the way yeah my mouth watered just taking a little peek of that so did you clear it I cleared it I shared it shared it I think it’s 32 but it’s bone in so you know start with a bone and then I’ve learned my lesson I

Don’t go too hard on the sides cuz I always think I’m going to eat and then I’m like H I got all these sides to throw away what did you get on the side sorry we did family style so we got I think some cream spinach we got some uh

They have uh like coliflower or grattin and then uh what else did we have it was good truffle whip mashed potatoes Dam everything’s good it’s a it’s just a good experience and it is kind of like it’s very much a throwback to like a 1950s Rat Pack it’s cool inside it’s

Like very all the booths are like kind of those semicircle booths and they got curtains to pull if you want to pull the curtains it’s very uh very uh very cool that’s where you can do all your business yeah it’s very old school yeah I loved it so everybody liked it

Everybody five out of five everybody five out of five it uh then we uh we hung out for a night and then uh we went to breakfast uh at a place called Peppermill which I loved it looked like someone said yes to every cocaine fi

Idea you’ve ever come up with and I dig places like that where I’m like this was a everybody got zooed it out and just started building this place what in the world is this like mirror the waiting area was just like hearts and fireplaces and mirrors and old Stevie Nicks videos

Playing and I was like yeah this is dope old Bonnie Tyler it looked cool it was cool and then we had breakfast with the queen of Las Vegas Jenna Jameson which I told RZ I would try to wait till Tuesday to give the full account but I will say

She was very nice her and her wife uh had breakfast with us and uh it was really interesting because she is literally the queen of Las Vegas she was born there mhm uh went to high school there and they came in a secret entrance oh what wow everybody knows them like the

Workers all know her everybody knows Jenna jamus she is the queen of Las Vegas this Peppermill Place yeah and she’s like they parked in a special party and I’m like she’s like oh yeah pretty much every I go like this I come in the back way get out she’s got the

R Leota entrance to the kit that’s the key to the city yeah that’s the real key to the city the key to the back door of every restaurant that is the key yeah pretty cool she did not come in the front door she came through like a she

Was escorted in the back way so good for her deserves it and uh people were pretty respectful you know for the most part so it was cool and uh we had breakfast and some interesting conversations and then we all took pictures in front of a Toyota Camry I saw that who’s Camry her

Her wife because we were all laughing at how committed Tina and I were to being a Toyota family and her wife was just like us like talking about like she drives to Rolls-Royce SUV she’s like it’s the only thing I’m bougie about is my car and she’s like I

Married this hooer who like thinks C she got a tricked out Camry because she thinks it’s cool she got it like all mag wheeled out it was pretty cool it was a cool Camry uh so it was kind of funny and her her wife is a social media yeah

Her wife’s really cool I I love how she calls everybody pumpkin hey pumpkin like they met on social they met on Tik Tok right I think so so um Jenna Jameson started following I I can’t remember her name her wife’s name but um start following her and really enjoyed her

Energy and then like connected with her on Tik Tok I and I I love her her energy a lot she’s just good people seems like she doesn’t take any crap let’s see her wife’s name is uh Jesse Lawless Jessie Lawless that is correct Lucy’s sister

What do she uh what does she do on Tik Tok she’s kind of old school like survival I mean a lot of it is kind of like she’s sponsored by like uh what’s that what’s that monthly survival kit boy life no I feel like you would have a subscription to

This it’s like a box it comes that has knives and like flints and right okay I know what you’re talking about survival gear right it’s like a survival box you get monthly shoot what is that called I don’t have that but I know what you’re talking about you know what I’m talking

About cple all right so uh yeah was cool she was very uh she’s from Alabama she was very down home you know stuck out like a sore thumb in Vegas very cool but like owned it she owned the fact that she was like Alabama water in a in a pimped out

Toyota pep talks like actually man you love her she like does motivational pep talks on Tik Tok sweet yeah it’s my vibe I love it this Peppermill place by the way very famous in a lot of music videos first of all Comedians and Cars Getting Coffee with Jerry Seinfeld and George

Wallace was filmed there Adam Lambert did a video there Carlos Santana feeling It Coming Back music video was there and aveng 7 full Bat Country that’s probably where he recognize it nice Neato the Bat Country music video it was cool so yeah Vegas was fun and then we drove to LA

And did shows and the Ontario Improv in La had fun there and then yesterday I got to hang with the one and only Legend Michael Hearn who may be better known as Titan yes from the original American Gladiators oh and the only one that kept

Himself in shape enough to be in the new version of the American he was in both versions of the American Gladiator the only Gladiator being both wow dude looks awesome he’s ripped out of his mind dude Bo he oiled up with some kind of shimmer body Shimmer had glitter on it

What do he smell like dude do he smell okay uh not as good as you want him to damn it sorry look at this picture for 63 251 uh let’s see Mike Oar known as Titan the Dude Looks Like if you took a Kendal and just boosted it full of muscles you take

What’s Zack from say by the Bell turn to Kindle yes it’s Zach as a kindall was he really on romance novel covers like he’s the model on your grandma’s romance dude his house is exactly what you would think zoolander’s house would be like yes it was like it just pictures of him

Everywhere why not it was awesome if you look at smile it doesn’t matter what picture he’s in he looks like one of those guys that sleeps smiling yeah like you know mean he lays down and goes ha I look at did he did you ask me about like

Whenever he gets up in the morning is it like Christian Bale and American Psycho like that regimen like he gets up like the steam room you know he works out he Tans talks to himself he had a I wear After Shave alcohol free because it doesn’t dry out the skin

Yeah I mean he’s hyper I’ve never been they were so cool so then like some people came over for a barbecue at his house and one of the guys has a Hallmark movie he’s like he’s good super goodlooking uh and it turns out the dude it’s name his name is Jesse Cove

And his dad is Martin Cove who you may know as Moon huh the the bad guy Dojo instructor from Karate Kid old 80s actor Martin Co wow so his son is an actor who just has a Hallmark movie coming out today on peacock and Hallmark if you

Guys are into that that’s right what what’s his what’s his son’s name Jesse Cove Jessie Martin Cove was in all of the karate kids Rambo First Blood Part Two steel Justice and cerai yeah quintessential 80s bad guy very cool wow H and he facetimed it he called his son

While I was there so I was like by third degree looking like I look like the bad guy from Karate Kid the kid Johnny I got to talk to Martin Cove and my life kind of came full circle yeah dude his his face is 80’s villain yeah

He has he can’t be he can’t be cast as anything nice although his son looks like a nice guy yeah he was a nice guy he didn’t get you could definitely tell him cuz he goes I got a Hallmark movie coming out and I go H which small town

Did you move to to start a Christmas tree farm and he goes honestly dude you’re not too far off and I was like I know that I’m not uh he was super nice guy but it it was like everyone there was so good-looking then all these bodybuilders came over

Dude they started cooking so much meat it was insane dude they were just like there was a guy there that like just he’s call me Chef this guy just looked like he was like 5 foot three but like 280 lbs of solid muscle it’s the

First time that I ever felt safe in an environment where I was like dude I feel like there’s eight people here who could pick me up and take me to bed if I fell sleep just carry me out of here like a baby cuz I’m usually the biggest guy at

The party and these guys were just monsters that’s awesome and he has cooked for the guy cooking had cooked burgers for four presidents so he had cooked for George W Trump Bush or wait that’s George W Obama Trump and but only Burgers only Burgers he’s like his specialty is like he cooks

Burgers wow and he’s like he cooked in the White House calling the burger guy yeah he was the burger guy it’s it was a weird day man it was a president that needs a burger it was a fun weird day but he emergency he’s he’s self-aware

Which I love like his whole if you follow his Tik Tok Michael hearn’s whole Tik Tok is just like him doing regular stuff with his Shir off with What is love baby don’t hurt me it’s like it’s the only song on all of his Tik toks and

He puts on like glittery body Shimmer and it’s it’s just like him like taking out the trash you know what I mean it’s like he’s hyper aware of like his phys like he’s famous for this you know he’s like the the new Fabio after Fabio fell off that’s exactly what

It looks like so he was like the romance novel guy and if you look at his look at his pictures you can’t tell when they’re taken because he all he looks the same age same yeah every single time yes but I it was weird being around and with our

Group mixing with their groups we called it the fatties and the natties United because they’re like they’re all about like natural bodybuilding and we were all there and I was like is it disgusting for you guys to even just look at us like just to be honest do you

Look at me and be like what a wasted potential how did you find yourself in zoolander’s home uh we all liked this video so we thought he was funny and he was he liked he followed uh Tammy or Chelsea online and he’s like you guys should come over

Let’s just make videos together so we made I got some stuff coming out this week presidential Burgers yeah we did the cuz we have the same haircut right now my hair’s in the in between and he kind of has like the gueston haircuts so it’s like uh and you both have bright

Blue eyes you side by side you could you could body double for him yeah yeah it was almost a perfect match honestly it was hard for a minute we were both like is this a mirror uh he was a cool dude though and sofware but I will say this man and we

Can move on the it was the first time you I’ve never been around a group of people that are so cuz you’re talking about how he seems like he sleeps smiling and I’m like I’m that is their profession they’re bodybuilders like the way they present themselves physically

I’ve never been around a group of people who were more hyper aware of how they’re physically preventing themselves at all times cuz I was like watching through the window while they were just trying to hang out at a barbecue and everyone was like perfect P like even their moves

Were very calculated when he lifts a his goes yeah nobody one guy walked in and then there was this other dude this like 60-year-old guy who’s like he’s on the cover of men’s fitness he showed up like the hottest old guy I’ve ever seen like I’d probably bang this guy for what’s his

Name ah God what was his name uh the hottest old guy I’ve ever seen yeah like Larry Clark hold on his name was Clark what is his last name Clark hottest guy Clark bartrum look up clar bartrum this dude’s hot is spelling Clark Bart [ __ ] he’s like a fitness coach for men over

50 and this guy showed up and like got big arms that’s for sure he’s got like 25 ABS tiny underwear yeah he’s got like 37 ABS I think he’s got abs on his abs and he’s 60 years old and dude it was just funny cuz people would walk in and

Like they’re so tuned into that stuff some guy walked in he goes you leaning up guy hadn’t said hi to anybody goes you leaning and he goes yeah and he goes put your shoulders back you’re slouching oh my goodness nobody wants to see you walking around all sad like he’s pop him

Back be a man and I’m like God I’m sorry I’m ra this guy didn’t even put his yeah he didn’t say that to me but I was like but I thought about it I was like okay yeah hear you my shoulders back I’m a man that’s why we were all sitting at a

Table and like we’re all slouched over eating cheeseburgers I’m like they probably are disgusted by us what they say when you asked that question no one said anything did they have bread with the burgers I need to know like were they eating carbs they did oh dude they

Were eating so many carbs it was cheat day I think but like they work out so much they have to load yeah yeah I could also I’m sorry I say I could also see him not realizing what you even look like CU they like get back to me now

Let’s look at me again yeah they didn’t what’s the dessert spread or something like that here’s the crazy thing no desserts no sides just a meat party and everyone left it was like they cooked up 50 hamburgers then he cooked up a bunch of skirt steak then he cooked up five

Tomahawks and they all just ate meat it was like a protein party any bread there were buns for the burgers and that’s it and there was no potato salad there was no klaw there was no so if I eat like that SES then that’s how I’ll look wow apparently okay so just eat

Tomahawks as much red meat as you can get in your body and I’m sure there’s no long-term downside to that man well but I digress uh it was a fun shows were great all shows sold out everything was great dang man and this dude flies in last night and you got in

At what 2: a.m. oh dude I paid the piper to hang out with Michael Hearn that’s for sure I’m going on like one hour sleep like it was fun but my flight got delayed I got in it supposed to get in at 11:00 our time it got in at 12 and

Then I told you guys uh I flew out Southwest and I flew back America and thought I was smart cuz I parked in the garage and then I was like dang I’m on the other side of the airport and now you got to wait for a shuttle that won’t

At midnight that doesn’t come I’m just letting you know the shuttles don’t come you got to call somebody I stood there for 30 minutes called someone and then the lady had to poop oh no my shuttle lady in the middle of the shout out to her she

Picked me up and she’s like it was one of those things like she go you going to L and I go no I’m going to terminal too and she goes all right she just like even she knew the shuttle wasn’t coming and then I got on it was me and one other girl

And she goes oh Lord I got to make a pit stop like what’s going on and she like I’m about to mess myself and dude she was driving on two wheels like Dukes a hazard I luggage was me and this other girl were like flying on both and I’m like this

Lady has got to poop so bad so and she I don’t know why she didn’t just get out and go in the airport but she drove way out to where they keep the buses so she drove like so you went further than where she could have dropped you off at

So much further maybe she was afraid like she didn’t want to somebody would steal the bus at the airport or something you know well she asked me to watch it so it didn’t seem like she was too concerned cuz she just she was like I don’t want to turn the heat off can

You just watch don’t let anybody get in here and I go you got it and she just went in for like 15 20 minutes was gone came back out she’s like woo I’m embarrassed I’m getting older and that just came out of nowhere and I go lady

You couldn’t have had a better passenger for this 20 minutes if anyone understands so what the other lady it was a while Lambert strikes again the other lady just got out she was in the lot she was in the jent lot and she just got out and walked to her car okay so

Then it’s just me and this lady riding back to terminal to that is so good she was cool oh my gosh H what’ you do this weekend nothing that exciting I know man it’s it’s hard to top no I uh yeah I hung out with h vac guy a a house

Rebuilder right on uh so it’s pretty wild wild times that in my world but no it was U I had actually a pretty good weekend but it wasn’t that exciting if that makes sense anything EX exciting well yeah I went to a a deal on Saturday

Night at my buddy Nathan’s house and he is awesome and his wife all proteins yeah all no sides no pants it was great we had a good time uh shout out to Jed from Redbird that’s my hbat guy he uh he was there and uh and what’s cool about

Here’s the good thing from that he has an RV he hasn’t used yeah much and he told me I got an extra truck you could take that RV you got to go practice but he’s like use it whenever you want so dang right on it’s happening that’s cool

Yeah thank you Jed did you guys find yourself on your phones a lot I mean when I’m when I’m out and about I am constantly finding myself wishing that I had taken more pictures or or something but I I forget are you guys fun I love

Taking pictures no I got my phone out I’m I’m a forgetter are you and it’s a well also I got to clear this thing CU it’s full now oh you don’t have any memory so I can’t even open like a a lot of times apps won’t even open right now

It’s just a mess I thought of our show because we like to shame each other for our phone habits yeah whether it’s I mean all of us like you know that’s it’s kind of it’s kind of our thing and I I found this article where it was the the

Four phone habits that could be signs of anxiety bring them forth number one Doom scrolling constantly searching for disturbing news even though that the news never makes you feel any better this could be both a sign of anxiety and even the cause of your anxiety in the first place number two avoiding people

By using your phone you ever acted like you were on your phone to avoid talking to somebody maybe out in public if you’re avoiding real life interactions in favor of your phone it could be also a sign of anxiety wow number three the inability to put

Your phone down this me we got an email about this recently too and and we’ll uh we’ll help out the emailer later but if you have trouble separating from your phone especially at times when you when you don’t need it this can point to anxiety like when you’re exercising

Maybe going to bed or you’re in a work meeting you’re constantly just grabbing picking up grabbing picking up that’s you that’s me like I don’t do the Doom scrolling I don’t do what was number two the uh avoiding people I don’t avoid people but with the constant

Need I I’m just so interested in what’s in my phone and it is hard like I’ve tried to make a conscious effort lately to just put it down or walk away from it because I’m one of those people I like to respond to people quick all right

Pull it out okay what’s your uh what’s your D daily average right now oh where do you find that at uh you got to go to a general and then screen time didn’t there used to be a thing where it shows you how many times you pick it up like

The pickups I don’t know something like that screen time screen time my average here we go well I’m down 47% from last week so well that’s just for today that’s just for today hit the hit the week my daily average is 58 minutes total what about you guys what you got to

Do I kind of feel like you made this article up just to brag about I promise I promise I just pulled this up no I believe you I promise is so hit weekly what’s yours 58 mine is 58 minutes mine is 57 minutes that’s crazy wow no way me high

Five wait mine is 6 hours and 18 minutes are you serious that’s what it says daily okay I feel better now that’s what it says but I will tell you this I I leave my phone open I leave stuff open so I don’t know I I could that’s a lot

Of time I don’t think I spend that much time on it but I’ll have you understand like I do this show with oh with your screen open with my screen open so that’s probably four hours a day that I’m sitting here with my phone I either have the YouTube

Stream up to answer chat I don’t know if that counts I don’t know what’s being counted I think all that right even if you’re watching Youtube for podcast or whatever yeah I’m sure that Skuse what do you got learn mine mine says three hours and 8 minutes but that’s not bad

Yeah that seems that seems reason reable I don’t have the average although I’m I’m curious as to what the average is uh number four is panic when your phone isn’t working anybody get nervous or panck you if your phone dies or if it doesn’t have Wi-Fi I don’t like it

Whenever you go hiking or something and your F you don’t you can’t call anybody I do get a little panicky in that way or if you drive in and there’s no cell reception yeah I just hate that I might break down and I can’t get what I need

Possibly I guess I don’t think about it I kind of I kind of appreciate it when I can’t like anytime we go um somewhere where it doesn’t work I actually feel like Ah that’s like the universe taking making me take a break mhm you know what

I mean good it like almost kind of like freeze you up in this weird sort of way you don’t feel that way at all I don’t and king Scott and I have talked before we want to do a survival show heck yeah where you and I learn how to do things

Out I mean you probably already know how to do a lot of these Wilderness things but you know as far as a car goes I I know how to change a tire but if something else happens one time I was stranded which wasn’t a bad thing at a

Winery down in Southern Illinois and my my tax would not turn over like it would just it wasn’t on I and then my hooer uncles had to come and rig something under the hood and they got me back on the road so I could drive home to St

Louis but after spending a few hours at the at the winery yeah I wasn’t driving and so you know but I wanted to get home and I didn’t know what to do in that situation so you still ever use a BRB you ever text brb no get this kids on

Tik Tok are now obsessing over outdated terms that make people sound old so this is we’re the targets here here’s another one if you step away from your computer and you type BRB or you text BRB obviously short for be right back you are considered ancient young people now

Claim that they never use it and there’s probably a good reason is because they’re never away from their phones or computers so everybody has their phone on them constantly you don’t need to write BRB very often the discussion kicked off after somebody posted a photo

Of what using a computer used to mean in the early 2000s it’s a shot of an old computer desk with a tower computer a keyboard monitor mouse pad speak speakers and it’s even got the built-in CD tower that those desks uh always had another person retweeted the photo and

Said something that resonated a lot with Millennials and gen xers quote it was kind of nice when the internet was a single solitary unmoving place instead of a terror that extends to everywhere you went to the specific spot to go to the internet and when you left the spot

You left the internet it was a place and I hate to say like an hate to sound like an old guy yeah kind of miss that man I love the BRB and aim AOL Instant Messenger yeah BRB BRB it’s because it was like a nice way to be like I’m gonna

Be a minute right and people gave you a minute everybody expects you to be constantly talking you know when you don’t they get upset I will say my kids are constantly making fun of whatever it is that I’m texting back or however I’m just trying to I’m just trying to keep

It simple now and I’m just doing the thumbs up or the heart good and even that makes me feel like ah I’m probably doing something wrong get this though so they’re upset with us for using BRB but this just hit dig your Sports Illustrated football phone out of the

Addict because your teenage daughter might want it why old school landline Fords with a cord are a new trendy thing for jy’s ears didn’t we just cut the cord last week everybody said that landlines are going out get this get this retro stuff from the 90s and early

2000s is huge right now in general it also includes flip phones and original iPads most established adults ditched their landline a few years ago uh because you don’t need one anymore right the New York Post asked young people to explain the fascination corded phones obviously a lot less convenient obviously but one

Girl called them cute and romantic says she loves to talk and twirl the little cord it makes her feel like she’s on Sex in the City yeah I get that wow apparently the character Carrie used to uh have a cordless phone on the show and was always Twirl in the cord well she

Had that but then she also had the cordless phone which she would walk you know Carrie Bradshaw had both phones at her house and there was an itty bous little partment she did not need two phones now there’s now they’re saying that uh the same girl was uh trying to

Secure a uh answering machine but she could not remember the name of it and called it a voicemail machine uhhuh and said that her and her friends like the thrill of not knowing who’s calling because it doesn’t have caller ID right on if you still have A Garfield phone

Remember the Garfield phones yes M that is listed right now for over $200 on eBay damn I have a Mickey Mouse one so you’re saying to sell that bad boy this is the time what about the hamburger retiring that thing remember that thing a hamburger phone hamburger phone and in

The movie Juno she has one too but I remember the hamburger phone I think it was a McDonald’s phone honestly that they had in the 80s and 90s and it was a flip phone that you it was oh my gosh that’s awesome it is awesome and so you

Open up the burger patty and you’re talking on Patty you can dial on the lettuce or whatever dude do it smell like one that’d be great wait this is a is it is that USB oh is there one for USB I don’t know I think there were several of those few

Of these now this is ridiculous what would you call them novelty phones yeah yeah I remember the football helmet the lips oh I wanted the lips so bad I had the neon the lightup phone mine was blue neon blue and it was clear so you could see the

Light and all the wiring in it dude it was so cool and then I had a my own my mom was cool and she didn’t want to deal with my friends so I had my own phone line in the 90s which was a whole another level of

Elitism and I had an answering machine and I used to I think I’ve Tau about it before on the show that I used to record No Doubt Spiderwebs because she says like sorry I’m not home right now I’m walking through the spider that was my voicemail message that I thought was so

Cool dude did you guys ever get caught on The Voice I almost said voice machine on the uh on the answer machine like okay so remember when it would when it would ring and if machine would pick up yeah and then you pick up while it’s doing it and you forget that it’s

Recording yes boy I tell you what my parents say my parents learned a lot about my first girlfriend relationship because oops man whoops picked it up while the answering machine was going and the whole conversation we almost had a fancy one cuz you if that happen you

Pick up it turns off oh we didn’t have that but my dad he worked for the phone company so he always had the latest greatest Tech with that fancy yeah you know what’s fun about having friends that have kids now just thinking of my friend yesterday she got they got their

Son an Apple Watch and so now he can call like five people on his Apple watch oh yeah and so he called me I was one of his first calls I didn’t know the number when it came through but having friends with kids this is like a second wind of

Prank calls random phone because the kids want to talk they think it’s so cool to be able to call anyone yeah and so once they get that first flip phone or you know Apple watch or whatever they’re getting and they have the ability to call whomever they’d like

Dude it’s exciting I have some nieces and um some of the younger ones it’s hilarious they’ll call and they’re just excited they’ll steal their mom’s phone they’ll call and then you like hey you know what’s going down you just hear that you’re like what are you doing and it

Just won’t say any words or anything and it’s like bye hang up dude I’ll tell you what every time I every time I’m talking on my watch which is only it only happens if my phone is ringing I’m wearing the thing and I can’t get to my

Phone you know if like I’m working on something the little kid in me is just like dude my dreams came true because this was Dick Tracy stuff I know remember that like incredible that’s what my that’s what my dad was showing me when I was like five or six and like

Oh my gosh it’d be so cool if you could talk to your friends through your wrist watch it’s so crazy so H how angry would you be if this happened uh this was the story that is making its rounds this morning on a scale of one two I’m calling my lawyer

In January of last year a guy in DC named John cheeks awesome Name by the way John cheeks bought a Powerball ticket he check the winning numbers online a day after the drawing matched the jackpot $340 million this dude did everything right everything you’re supposed to he took a

Photo photo of the ticket he only told one other one other person about it and then he went to cash it in and was told that he actually didn’t win anything Washington DC’s official lottery site posted the wrong numbers huh instead of matching all five in the Powerball he

Matched none of them he’s in the news now because he’s suing Powerball and the DC Lottery said that says that they listed the wrong numbers for three days and he wants them to pay up wow how do it is it just because he won they accidentally messed up those days that

Sounds like a casino move oh you hit the jackpot but our machines broken so you don’t get dude I called my boss at home and told him to where this like the ramifications of he just has to really Trump up what happened he’s just to be like dude I burned some bridges thinking

I had money coming yeah what if he did got to give me something can you imagine so his lawyer says that something similar happened last year with the Iowa Lottery reporting bad numbers and people who cashed in before that error got fixed were paid out but no one hit the jackpot

It was like $4 to $200 okay it’s weird they’re generous then this dude’s not even or at least it doesn’t sound like he’s even expecting the full 340 million but something right does he have a case or should he shrug it off and move on he

Does have a case yeah he has a big case three days I mean how are weos know right what what you put out there is what you Dre Drew that’s what we’re all supposed to expect and I mean yeah it sucks that they had a do they have video

Footage of their I’m sure they do okay I would say no he does not as much as I would like for him to have a case I would say he’s probably screwed and that sucks well if it’s anything else I guess other than casinos unless you probably get some

Money but this is part of that world so they don’t help you well I would just imagine there’s still that old Powerball drawing where they do it live and there’s like a lady you know yeah there’s somebody in the room there’s got to be some sort of

Like uh I don’t know what you would call it but like oversight oversight for it was posted for three days yeah posted on a website a social media error I don’t know if you can you know if they have video of the numbers being drawn and he

Matched none of them it’s not like he was a number off none but but but on the so they somebody just posted wild numers yeah on the incorrectly posted like he hit the jackpot the jackpot the John thought he won eventually grew to over 750 million and then somebody in

Washington State won it uh here’s here’s some audio from it said hey uh this ticket is no good just throw it in a trash can and I I gave him a stering look I said uh in the trash can oh yeah just throw it away you’re not going to get

Paid there’s a trash can right there there is precedent for this a similar case happened in Iowa where a mistake was uh admitted to by a contractor and they paid the winnings out dude that’s insane I just don’t I I don’t get how that can happen man because if it’s on

The official website that’s the I mean I think posting it to the official website is similar to the drawing yeah in in a way you know yes it’s not somebody pulling out the balls and this it’s you know 15 42 28 or what however they do it on the TV but you’re

Posting it to an official place and saying hey this these are the numbers so I think he does have a little bit of a case there he’s not going to get obviously a full Fortune but I think he’s going to get something I hope he can get something yeah or it’d be really

Dope if the person who won the 750 million was like heard the story oh dude not as cool but I’ll at least give you like a million bucks yeah that’s still life changing money you know what I mean like something yeah that would be throw some good karma out there

Dude I found a u I found an article I can’t find it right now that would be really hard not to swing on somebody dude I know they said that to me like said I thought I had $350 million and they were that flippant about like throw

It in the track you know what you should do with that ticket W it up in a ball stick it up your butt mhm I’m like you could have been a little nicer about it and been like show me some empathy of some sort it’s Insanity man and like you said I I

Can imagine this guy’s probably already setting up exactly he’s quit his job yeah he’s flipped off every person that’s ever wronged him and said I’m out and if he spent money on a money manager all those kind of things you know all the business side of

Stuff uh the other thing that sucks is like not the state has no skin in the game do you know what I mean this isn’t like uh this isn’t like a a a furniture store accidentally posted a couch for a dollar and now everybody wants to buy this

Couch for and they’re all going the the there always going to be money in the kitty because we’re going to keep buying lottery tickets until civilization stops yeah so it’s like the money’s there they could give him something they could take five million out of the next jackpot and

Just give it to this guy it’s not going to affect anything and how much they keep like half of basic if you win 700 something thousand doesn’t somehow the they get to keep should basally half of there should be like a 5% goof goof tax goof tax like oh oh sorry sorry we

Botched this owe you 5% of what you thought you won because of mistake it’s kind of like when you bet on the dealer getting 21 it’s like they have some sort of like for an extra dollar on your Powerball ticket you can buy the you can buy into the Goof poool if we

Accidentally post the wrong numbers you win so I get this I I I found this uh I found this article you reminded me of it when you were talking about you know this guy probably quitting his job and um if you’re finally ready to tell your

Boss to shove it like this guy probably was then you uh maybe you really want the them to regret to regret what a jerk they were so this tracks a poll found one in eight people have strategically timed their resignation to cause quote maximum disruption for their employer

For example you’re ready to quit now because you just won 340 million doll uh but you know your boss really needs to know uh need really needs you at that big sales meeting next Thursday so you wait until Wednesday to quit or in radio you wait right until before you go on

Air here are a few more stats from the poll get this number one the most common ways we quit are in person over email and 19% have ghosted a boss Zero communication just poof vanished one in 10 have also quit via a text number two just because you ghost

Them doesn’t mean you’re totally gone more than 10% of us have written an emotionally charged review of a former employer on sites like glass door the top five words we use in those reviews are stressful frustrating disorganized toxic and overworked number three more than half of us have wanted to yell or

Tell our boss off while quitting but held back even people who’ve done it don’t feel too bad enough 95% of us don’t regret anything we’ve said while quitting a job number four more than one in 10 managers claim somebody has yelled at them while quitting but they didn’t

Deserve it and number five sometimes we hold back just to be nice one in six people have lied in their feedback while quitting to spare their boss’s feelings that reminds me of the coffee guy that hired the mariachi band wasn’t oh no a marching band marching

Band to come in and tell him that I’m out yeah yeah yeah they came in and did a did a full song you guys ever quit a job in some gnarly way oh yeah yeah nah go on I quit True Value in Murphy’s bro Illinois uh or murdale was in between

Carbondale and Murphy’s bro the owner of the store was a just a colossal prick I mean made people cry like would just just make his cashiers cry like just this dude was just a horrible human being mhm and I was doing Christmas trees it was freezing outside dude it

Was like one of my first jobs I was like tying Christmas trees up to this uh like clothes line it was just freezing cold and like we went in the greenhouse me and the other guy it was probably like 5 degrees outside and we were like sitting

On a bail of hey just trying to get out of the wind in the greenhouse and he drove past and like stopped his car and he came in the greenhouse and like dressed us down about how he didn’t pay us to sit and I just like went off and I

Was like dude we’re we’re literally waiting for what do you want us to do we’re out here waiting for people to come by a Christmas tree and then we had to like wrap it in twine put it on their car like that was I worked in lawn and

Garden that was my job had to be outside all day it was freezing cold and it wasn’t like we were out there taking a nap playing cards you know what I mean we’ like stepped in there for a second to like just to get out of the wind and

He went off and I was upset about that and then I went inside and he we were hanging stuff inside on a ladder or something he started yelling at uh he made one of the nicest ladies in the world like ball her eyes out and run into the

Bathroom and I did the thing we’ve all wanted to do at any one of those jobs like he came and started yelling at me about something dude and I took this six foot ladder and I go let me tell you what I’ll tell you what you can’t do

What and I took this ladder and launched it down the aisle of Christmas lights dude and it got sideways and it just like took the whole top shelf of Christmas lights out no and I go you can can’t say it on the air I told him what he could do and then I

Picked up the phone put it on the intercom and I lit him up you did the intercom quit yeah I did did the intercom quit attention shoppers the owner of this store is a colossal prick and you shouldn’t shop here because he treats his employees terribly and then I D did

The mic drop and left clean up on I wow yeah that’s impressive that’s the only time it’s the only cool any remorse for that nah no n this guy was turd wonder if he still works there oh he’s long dead oh oh woi Zoe and on that

Note oh my gosh Rafe just wished someone dead by the way he’s said let’s hope he’s been gone a while he was he was an old cajer then and I’m sure now he’s yeah there’s a ladder fell I don’t know those people that there’s people that

Live a long time on and one of those guys he could he could be 100-year-old spite liver you are on fire uh well with that let’s welcome the team Riz member of the day brought to you by Hot Shot Sports Bar and Grill St Louis’s home for

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Show brings to our mornings and the great onliners from everyone on the show Olivia Smith is our team RZ member of the day make sure you sign up at 1057 theo. comom teamz oh Bev and Bob hey will you will you get a Bev and Bob update Scott will

You go look at their Facebook want to make sure they’re okay I know Bev in a minute Bev went through some stuff last year but they they they had a they had a comeback right somebody was sharing their their latest video I think so been a few months though has it you you

Checked in on them lately no no somebody sent us an email or something about an update with them last last year and I want to get them in I’d like to meet them or have them play Point Fest or maybe heck yeah a Riz Show event I think

That would go over really well for everybody their Bev and Bob’s Tea Garden is that the one I don’t think let see here how you guys even come across their Legends they were on E bombs and all that kind of stuff yeah they they made the rounds

It was the uh it was the disturbed video that that that really caught our attention caught everybody’s attention really C the world byard everybody went fire that was a big deal and then uh and then we got a hold of them I mean I think we were playing them a bunch and

Somebody reached out and they uh they emailed back RZ bought merch riz’s got the Double Dragon hoodie what don’t let the old man in it’s a Toby Keith cover they just dropped seven days ago oh wow in honor of the late Toby Keith man they have G

It on as well as a T-Rex T-Rex cover fairly recently bangag gong man they know what they’re doing they know what they’re doing yeah these guys are on it man and I think it’s Vegas in the background well rafle like that one they are celebrities yeah speaking

Of learn what do you got well crap on is brought to you by brigh house Plumbing call the best flush the rest brighouse co.com 636 60088 the family of Beach Boys Legend Brian Wilson has filed for a conservator conservatorship revealing he is unable to care for himself after suffering from

Dementia this is really sad uh he’s 81 years old however the family you know when we hear conservative toship I know I can’t say it very well um when we hear that we automatically go to the more prominent ones that we’ve heard about obviously Britney Spears and we think oh

My gosh they’re not going to be able to do anything anymore Brian Wilson’s family promises that the 81-year-old will remain free to do whatever he would like to do uh their statement added Brian and the children living at home will be taken care of and remain in the

Home where they are cared for by a wonderful team at the house who have been put in place for many years to help take care of the family and uh Wilson’s wife since 1995 Melinda she says um you know she’s been able to help the musician retain control of himself amid

A series of health issues some caused even by his past addiction battle so they do have his best uh life in mind and hopefully uh hopefully he can live out the remainder of his days being well cared for most people are here in the uh

Sh you know the it’s a trap yeah like sure they’re going to let him still be in control right well and I hope they do I mean it sounds like that’s what they are putting out forward they know how people judge this type of thing but also

This man has dementia and he’s 81 yeah I think this is more common than you think it probably is but because he’s a big a big name and those words have been in the in the media recently for the Britney stuff and and all that people get people judge a little harshly people

Get defensive we now know another reason why Alex Van Halen has been so quiet since the death of his brother in 2020 Alex has been busy writing his autobiography titled Brothers it’s going to be 384 Pages published by Harper Collins and out on October 22nd uh no other real details were available when

Published um this will be the third Memoir by a memoir or by a member of Van Halen following David Lee Roth’s crazy from the heat in 97 and sami’s red my uncensored life in Rock from 2011 I look forward to this Alex Van Halen’s first Memoir um and he has been really quiet

Since Eddie’s death obviously David Lee Roth has been very outspoken Wolfie’s been very outspoken sami’s been very outspoken uh Alex has always been quiet though hasn’t he yeah but I think that we’ve wanted to know what’s going on he hasn’t said anything about doing a tribute to his brother all of the drama

With David Lee Roth and Sammy he’s been quiet even with his nephew you know being I I think wolf G Van Halen is very outspoken and he’ll throw stones at anybody who’s coming at him about anything Alex has been really reserved and I think really quiet with his grief

And so so this book is probably going to be phenomenal you going to read it I will did you read the other two I have not read the other two no um do you read a lot of Memoirs by rock musicians uh no no I’m not I uh I don’t know it doesn’t

Make any sense I understand I don’t like most like music docks and all those like I don’t I don’t know why I don’t handle them very well um interesting does it get anxious when he get back on the road or something I don’t know I

Steer I steer clear the one that I did read um it’s been probably 10 years now was YouTube by too that book is incredible was it great yeah is that where they hide like little picture of themselves you have to find them on a big map that’s where it just the way

That it read was like in the style I want it some sometimes I just feel like they’re I don’t know man they’re weird like promo machines and uh I know everybody told me the dirt was incredible and I did read parts of that and that was Nikki 6 does some great

Books and in the dirt gets the most press but his other book this is going to hurt change my life really yeah it’s a book about his photography and he walks you through uh being a person who struggled with addiction and just the darkness side of him and it’s a great

Book it’s beautiful it’s all of his photos in it that he’s taken out on tour not of just the band but of people he met their stories and then now that one interest me I’ll I’ll check that out but yeah I know I’m missing out on some just

Because I kind of steer clear of them I think it’s kind of an ethnography thing you you’ve lived the rock star life I haven’t you know I’ve never gone on tour with a band or anything like that and so for me I think that’s why I am so

Interested to know the behind the scenes I mean you’ve lived it so that’s probably why you don’t find it as interesting as somebody who maybe hasn’t Snoop Dog’s brother being Worthington who worked with Snoop for a number of years has died at the age of 44 the

Cause of death hasn’t been given yet but on Friday Snoop paid tribute to his brother on Instagram with a series of posts and pictures uh Worthington worked with his brother on a various number of roles throughout his career he served as the rapper’s tour manager he co-founded

The record label dog records and was credited as executive producer on big Snoop Dog Raw and Uncut volume one so um rest in peace to snoop’s brother dang dude 44 44 hey by the way I was looking up like who else has been under conservatorship recently you know it’s

In the news I’m Anda bines yeah and you know I don’t think any of those stories have gone very well recently uh so I think that’s in people’s minds Joanie Mitchell it says here oh Joanie Mitchell well she’s another person like Brian Wilson who has had a number of health

Issues okay she’s older Randy misner I Ry Randy misner mner eag oh okay and then uh he died he’s dead yeah last year right so he’s not longer under that yeah uh and Mickey Rooney Mickey Rooney yeah that’s just on this top five list here isn’t amazing that Gary Bucy is not made

The conservator ship top 10 yet I wonder if shap when is that coming he’s strong man we need to tell you’ll never know Gary we will take care of you Gary get your I’ve actually conservatorship for about 80 7 years I was born under conservative ship 87 that’s e for 87

A a for awesome no Gary 80 starts with an E shut up the first week of the Rock Hall of Fame fan vote for the class of 2024 is out and no surprise here ozie Osborne tops the list so I’m going to give you the top seven because the Rock Hall said

Last week you know normally you could only vote five in uh it looks like we can maybe vote up to seven or even 10 um so if we did a top seven right now it would be Mariah KY Lenny Kravitz Sher Dave Matthews B Foreigner Peter Frampton

And Azie Osborne getting in if we were just going off of the fan vote so um classic rock is is winning all the classic rock fans are going get these people in it needs to be pop stars and country stars what are they doing with

These at the Rock and Roll Hall F right right uh Dave Matthews Band Mary J BL Jane’s Addiction and A Tribe Called Quest are all firsttime nominees you can still vote of course we’ll find out more at the end of April who will actually be getting inducted this year you can go to

Vote. rockhall.com two Foo Fighters drummers Dave girl and Josh freeze will be playing on the upcoming St Vincent album who says it’s my least funny record yet there’s nothing cute about it it’s right now Untitled but due out in late spring so I look forward to that

Eddie veter and post Malone they teamed up for an acoustic performance of Pearl Jams better man and Tom Petty’s I want back down during the reporting for Duty event that was held Saturday in honor of of the late and great lesie Jordan it took place at the nearest Green Distillery in Tennessee coincidentally

The character Jordan played in his first TV series as a regular the Fall Guy uh was named Malone and so that’s why they were all there the Fall Guy the Fall Guy Weezer are teasing something related to the 30th anniversary of their self-titled album just The Blue Album

They launched a website called Blue Voyage 2024 and says the voyage takes flight on March 11th 2024 what could this be Weezer Voyage I don’t know you think they’ll just redo it like everybody else is doing for for for Big Money grabs I guess interesting that record did change

Things man it did I will say like that was so my my family went on a vacation the first time I was ever on a flight and Not only was I you know like I was listening to the point the point was crushing it the point was spinning all

The all the singles we saw the Buddy Holly video like I mean that band was like Sweater song really making sense and not only that but I was on my very first flight for this vacation with my family and the airline then had like a little eighth Jack where you could put

In your headphones and it had like three channels you know the little thing on it was like uh the the the TVs that fold it down you could listen to Don Juan uh what was that it some movie with with Johnny Deb Don Juan DeMarco Don Juan

DeMarco that was the movie that played really love a woman Brian Adam yeah so channel one was Don Juan DeMarco channel two was Don Juan DeMarco in Spanish and channel three was The Blue Album over and over and over that’s what Delta or American or who like they had some deal

The label had some deal where they were playing Weezer the blue album on this flight so that’s all I listen to because it was like a long like four-h hour flight or something like that and that’s all I heard and I came back going I got

To get this record I bought the record and like Weezer was just everywhere yeah man yeah they did okay that record reminds me of driving down 55 going to Johnson shins and Elephant Rocks because that’s all we listen my buddies and I would we would drive down there we would

Listen to the entire Weezer catalog and but that that record was my favorite out of all of them you know Pinkerton I think was the other one that was really good yeah that one’s awesome if you were cool and knew what you were talking about quote unquote you liked Pinkerton

And if you were me and everybody else you liked the blue album you liked the blue ALB and if yeah I had no clue because Pinkerton wasn’t a hit so I was the kind of kid that had no clue that there was even an album out yeah it’s

Very under I was totally whatever’s on the hit I know about it there’s a great s in El sketch where Leslie Jones is a huge she talks about Pinkerton for the whole sketch go look it up yeah she just like you find out like she schools all

The white guys on the show about uh Weezer it’s very very funny great Napoleon director Ridley Scott is in talks with Paramount Pictures to direct a BG’s biopic with Barry Gibb serving as executive producer this project has been in the work since 2019 with directors Kenneth BR and John Carney not the one

From St Louis associated with it and they reportedly sent Scott a draft of the movie after being impressed with the early footage of the director’s Gladiator sequel which has wrapped production so Ridley Scott could be doing a BG’s biopic coming up in the future I’m here for it dude did you

Watch Napoleon anybody else seen it no I just there’s nothing that interests me about it I want to see it but I heard it’s not a home run it’s not a home run it’s a devil man and and I hate to sound like this guy but it’s uh um it’s got

Like weirdly it’s gratuitous sex stuff for me really and I just don’t get why we need that right now I don’t I forget who came out and said that some celebrties came out and said that they uh they think all the sex scenes are unnecessary and I totally agree with

Them I think like but how do you understand what they’re doing that’s exactly what I’m saying like we know exactly how have to show us what is happening yeah we know how this works I don’t need to see it three times in Napoleon way to go Napoleon puts a bone

And bonapart him all right come on Wow the little gu gotov Zachary Tai Brian we know him from Home Improvement I believe he was Zach on uh his name was Zach and his name is Zach he was arrested for a suspected DUI in laquint California the actor was booked early Saturday morning charged

With a felony for driving under the influence of alcohol Andor drugs in addition to a misdemeanor contempt of court and so um he was booked released on $50,000 bail and his next court date is April 23rd haven’t heard Zachary Ty Brian in a long time I do it’s like

Every six months because he gets in the news for something like like this yeah it’s unfortunate man he’s had bummer I feel like he can’t can’t get it together yeah he had a really good short film come out that I part of a short film festival did he I think he directed and

It was really really good won a bunch of awards and I’m like ah he finally got it together and then like and this happen like other things I guarantee this he got like a domestic charge also yeah I bet he turns it around now he too hopefully he still looks good he still

Looks healthy he’s you know what he looks like he looks like he’s about to start on a biopic about Dave Kier really looks like Dave right doesn’t he look like a young Dave Kier I mean the guy kind of like the Atlantis days right he

Does have Dave koler face I can see it the People’s Choice Awards were last night in case you didn’t watch because of course you didn’t you’re too cool for award shows Barbie was a big winner with a movie of the year comedy of the year and acting honors given to Margo Robbie

And Ryan Gosling other winners included I spice Beyonce Jennifer andison and Pedro Pascal Adam Sandler also received a people’s icon award let’s hear from Adam Sandler and his acceptance I thought he said uh congratulations Adam you won the People magazine sexiest man alive so

Anyways I uh I wrote a I wrote a speech for that and uh I don’t have one prepared for the icon thing but I’m going to do the the speech I wrote and cu they said I got to talk a few minutes so let’s get to it hello ladies and gentlemen my name

Is Adam Sandler and I and I am the sexiest man alive can I get a hell here sh I love him so much Lenny kraits was also there last night at the People’s Choice Award he received the music icon award here’s Lenny talking the whole reason I create and

Perform music is to amplify love there’s no barrier between performer and audience it’s all about all of us embracing love and unity in this world that God has given us love is the strongest power and love will win we are all one one God one people one planet let love really all

Thank you love sure we do um this is some good news for your Monday Chef Gordon Ramsey is you know he’s he’s got a he’s notorious of being a prick I mean Gordon you know Hell’s Kitchen he yells at everybody the shows uh and that’s why

We watch well he is also a person with a great heart he flew a terminally ill fan named Madison and her girlfriend out to meet him in Miami after hearing about her bucket list wish to join him for dinner at his restaurant at Hell’s Kitchen but he also went above and

Beyond he asked her to be her his special guest to the grand opening of his new restaurant called lucky cat in South Beach Madison posted clips of her dancing with Ramsay in the kitchen it’s really sweet and she said Gordon Ramsey the biggest honor and coolest night of

My life uh and for everyone who made it happen I love you we’re going to post some videos of uh of this moment it’s it’s very sweet it’s this girl you know she’s got cancer she’s dancing she’s got all these cool tattoos and she’s just living her best life with Gordon Ramsey

In his kitchen and dancing as a number one fan so cool of him that’s awesome also uh doing some good we heard about this on Friday that Taylor Swift had donated $50,000 to radio oh we were people were quick to correct us it was $100,000 uh in total and so $100,000

Taylor Swift gave to the GoFundMe for the radio personality who was killed at the uh Chief’s parade in Kansas City um last week well now Travis Kelce has also done something really cool he donated $100,000 to the family of Two Sisters ages eight and 10 who were shot and

Suffered leg injuries from that parade as well wow so good on both of them for doing I uh I saw on the news today cuz a lot of people were talking over the weekend and last week you know they were super upset about um Missouri or or law

Enforcement or whoever like hiding the identities of the people and there was a lot of lot lot of talk and rumors about that they’re hiding the identities not not hiding it it’s because they’re juveniles right they can’t yeah it’s like a you know there’s there’s law protections for juveniles as far as

Their identity goes so that’s just a just a just put that out there throw that out there that was mostly in culture uh trash this list you ready for this uhuh okay so the highest grossing comedy films of each year in the ’90s so 1990 through 1999 I have a list of and

You don’t have to get I mean I have the years but think about the the comedies from the 90s specifically and what you think the highest grossing movies of those years would have been man I bet you these are these are surprises it’s per year the Whole Decade it’s per year

So I have each can you give us a year in like a actor or director just a hint or something so I’m going to start with 99 so 19 1999 uh this was one of Michael Myers’s biggest movies Austin Powers it was Austin Powers to Spy Who shagged me

30 $312 million Is What It Grow yeah he did good he did good they had a budget of 33 million yeah and and next to that you got office base coming out making $340,000 wow yeah office Bas did make the list but probably quoted more now

Than great Austin Paris 1998 this is one of Ben Stiller’s biggest movies Something About Mary Something About Mary they had a budget for 20 $3 million to make their Something About Mary in 1998 it grossed $369 million reced lot uh I’ll just I just said it Liar Liar from 1997 Jim

Carre’s movie they had $45 million to create that and it grossed $32 million in 1996 one of Eddie Murphy’s bigger roles literally Nutty Professor The Nutty Professor they had $54 million to make that movie it gross $274 million in 1996 I remember I remember a lot of

Money spent on that just a advertisement I think most of the money was on ads for that that’s what I mean I just I just remember it being like I was inundated with ads about that and the special effects because you remember because you see him get big and that was like the

First time that that sort of special effect really was perfected for the 9s I never saw it I just remember that Hercules Hercules everybody yeah weird all had it in that video fat oh yeah and that’s kind of like one of the first big ones there does that movie uh yeah they

Didn’t does it hold up there’s like CGI of him actual transforming yeah it’s good I mean he brought back I feel like Austin I feel like Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy kind of brought back the we’re all we’re going to play multiple characters in the same movie and that

Kind of went away was that Rooney that used to do that uh way back in the day I don’t know yeah what about this 1995 Jim Carrey another huge year Ace venturo and nature calls this was the sequel yeah they had $30 million to make the sequel and it uh gross $212

Million um one of my favorite movies from 1994 Arnold Jam Lee Curtis True Lies True Lies that’s a comedy it’s well yeah I think it’s a comedy it’s definitely a parody of a spy movie I think it’s like an action comedy because Tom Arnold’s character is pure comedic

Gold he’s not an action star in that movie he’s there just for the comedy obviously Arnold is um isn’t Bill Paxton in that too yeah he plays the car sales cares pants or something like that right you take them out to I got a little D or

Whatever he says yeah that’s it they they had 100 million dollar to make True Lies because of all remember all the airplanes and they had to get up on the the building and all the special effects for that and all the bombing uh 100 million budget they they grossed $370

Million when it was all said and done again 1994 which is crazy crazy amount of money um Sleepless in Seattle came in at number 1993 SLE Seattle yeah Sleepless in Seattle Tom Hanks that was a that was a year dude that was Groundhog true right got it got it it’s

True or false you guys didn’t know that it’s true $228 million is what they darn it I was thinking false uh gross they had $50 million as a budget um this movie from 1992 whoopy Goldberg ghost no sister house Sister Act they had $31 million to make Sister Act in 1992

$231 Million by the way we just watched that happy day it holds up man that’s a great film I still love it awesome the soundtrack is so good uh 1991 one of the biggest movies of all time we watch it every year even to this day naon I’m gonna say the kid’s name

And you’re going to get it home Alone Home Alone one they had $18 million to make home alone and it grossed 477 $7 million in 1991 that’s a fun that was a fun list but man it’s it’s harder to hear these lists and not be able to

Argue about it I know I’m sorry I know I wanted a calm peaceful list today and then finally 1990 biggest roll of her life Julie Roberts pretty pretty cool pretty cool Pretty Woman $14 million is what they had as a budget $463 million is what that movie has

Gross dude uh I’m looking up groundhog days so 93 Groundhog Day production budget was 14.5 million and they worldwide worldwide box office for that year was 70 71 million yeah so Sleepless in Seattle 228 crushed it crushed crushed it wow Millie Bobby Brown is 20 and only 11 on stranger

Things interesting yeah yeah Victoria Justice 31 that’s Janet and Fox’s Rocky Horror remake and uh let’s see here hey haly Duff is 39 that’s Hillary’s big sister you might know her from Sandy on the seventh heaven or is summer the stuck up girl who lost to Pedro for

President and Napoleon Dynamite uh Beno the Toro is 57 and he is a Spanish Puerto Rican hybrid he plays DJ codebreaker in Star Wars The Last Jedi and the collector in Guardians of the Galaxy and Avengers Infinity War uh Justine baitman is 58 and you’ll know her as Jason bitman

Sister uh seal is 61 his ex-wife Heidi Clum she’s worth a whole bunch of money so congrats to him I love Heidi Clum yeah he’s awesome um or she is too uh Jeff Daniels is 69 and he you know is from uh Dumb and Dumber and uh one of

The legends of all time there and Paul Dean is 78 lover boy songwriter guitarist learn’s favorite and their biggest hits include working for the weekend turn me loose hot girls in love and the Top Gun power ballad heaven and your eyeballs yep Smokey Robinson is 84

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Three and five but uh I want to just share some good news stories making the rounds a guy in Michigan bought a first his first ever lottery ticket and won half a million bucks ni he’s a $5 scratcher he didn’t even know how to do

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Out a four-year-old kid left his favorite stuffed animal at a holiday in express in Virginia employees went the extra mile to make sure he got it back but first they did a photo shoot and posed it in different spots in the gym front desk doing everything now check

This out people are praising a school bus driver in Kentucky named Larry ferish for being an outstanding human this dude found out that a six-year-old boy on on the bus was sad uh because he didn’t have pajamas to wear for pajama day at school no so Larry drops

Everybody off at school rushes over to a store buys some pjs for him and brings it back to the school for him how cool is that I got a little bit of audio here too I want to want to give Larry’s due here is uh here’s was Larry talking

About it I asked him I was like what’s going on what happened and he simply looked up and said I don’t have pajamas to me I said well this morning you were crying and I felt it so I want your day to be a little bit better and I asked

Myself would you try the pajamas on when you get to class and have a great day a lot of time we’re the first person after their parents leave that they see and we’re the last person they see before they go home so we can make a big

Difference in a child’s life just by saying good morning that he’s kind and that his heart is filled with Isn’t that cool that’s really cool dude I uh to go Larry yeah way to go Larry I um you know I was a school bus driver uh

Before the band thing took off and dude I will say probably one of the hardest jobs I’ve ever had and one of the most rewarding and it’s because of that like you realize so in in the bus driving World let me just bring you into my

World a little bit bring us on the bus okay it’s a seniority thing so when you’re the new driver you’re 21 and you look like or 20 years old and you look like Otto from The Simpsons which is exactly what I look like this weird long fro with blonde

Tips it’s the seniority thing so where do they put you they put you on the BD bus that’s behavioral disorder okay which basically means everybody that’s been kicked off of their bus right for beating up other kids is now on one bus and we’re going to give it to the new guy

Yeahia with fire yeah it was it was wild but I I’ll say like the thing that really turned it around for me is realizing I really am the first face that they’re seeing besides a parent and sometimes they’re not even seeing a parent and if you set the tone for their day

You’ll notice it at the end of the day sure you know what I mean like I mean you sometimes they’re dragging they’re they’re dragging their bag across the yard and they’re getting on your bus and and you’re the first person that has a chance to actually say hello to them so

Just think about that if you’re in if you’re out there in some sort of job where you might be the first person a kid sees like be the Cheery hey how’s it going so and so like it makes it makes a difference so good on Larry good on

Larry I love Larry I love Larry as well Scott you ready you ready to play this game we got callers come on in let’s give away some tickets looking at you all right and today’s game is three and five we’ve got tickets sold out tickets to Riz show live next Saturday

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Harsh as it should be am I right yeah you guys are judging I’ll judge I love I’d love to be a judge will you host I will host okay all right let’s go to uh line one we got uh Sean Sean how you doing good how you guys doing today

Exceptional are you ready to play three and five I’m as ready as I’ll ever be all right Sean wait wait wait let me get the timer let me get the timer I got to make sure I got to make sure we’re good okay it’s oh it’s locked in it’s ready

It’s it’s good to go all right Sean take a deep breath because you need to tell me three movies with Morgan Freeman in 5 seconds sh Shank Redemption Evan Almighty Bruce Almighty you missed it dang it swing in a Miss Got too many buttons too many buttons all those are good yeah Sean he hits these three buttons so much that the uh the markers are now gone I know and his psychotic handwriting is on those buttons and I can’t even read what’s handwriting yeah he has the handm ship

Penmanship of a psycho all right Sean let’s see if you can do this bounce back Sean name me three NFL teams in five seconds that we’re blue Titans Rams Patriots done nice okay it’s pretty close just under the buzzer all right here it is for all the

Marbles all right Sean in five seconds I need you to tell me three different kinds of insects cockroaches ants beetles done all right we got Sean what tickets do you want uh R show live baby all right sweet we will see you at R show live coming up

Saturday March 2nd at the pageant tickets are sold out so you can pretty much only win them here hang on Sean all right let’s go to uh John this is John in Belleville John how are you how are you kids hi kids all right all right are you ready yes sir all right

John in five seconds I need you to tell me languages other than English three of them German Chinese French Chinese is Mandarin isn’t it I don’t think there’s a Chinese language I think it’s Mandarin I think there’s two there’s cantones and Mandarin but but is

It CH I love CH hang on let me judge second judge she’s got a point oh boy Chinese said we were going to be harsh Chinese Mandarin I’m just typing in is Chinese a language standard Chinese is the official language of both the People’s Republic of China and rep Republic of

China Taiwan it says standard Chinese I accept I accept let accept It D all right woo all right John I need you to tell me large animals other than elephants three of them uh blue wh no ifs ands butts or any stall tactics you know these rules all right John let’s see if you can do it do it

This you’re gonna get this one John it’s gonna be great in 5 seconds I need you to tell me three different types of cookies chocolate chip oatmeal oatmeal raisin done that’s a winner accepted accepted hang on man all right was in descending order of good also

Yeah you don’t like an oatmeal raisin n not as much as an oatmeal or a chocolate chip give me a soft oatmeal raisin oh I can’t do without it even hard oatmeal raisin is good what do you feel about uh oatmeal raisin cookies Matt oh my gosh

Matt Matt in St Charles oh my God so disgusted by oatmeal raisin that he hung up the phone goodbye Matt goodbye Matt Abby and St Louis what do you feel about uh oatmeal raisin cookies I prefer chocolate chip but I’ll take an oatmeal raisin thank you Abby thank you take all

Right AB all right let’s play three and five Abby I need you to tell me three country songs in 5 seconds I can’t do that can’t do it okay did she she put her cat on the phone like Mr Wiggles Wiggles tell us Friends in Low Places all right bounce back here

Okay Abby what about this one name me three famous soccer players no no goodbye Abby bye Abby love you see you later I mean Messi right who else Ronaldo Ronaldo Beckham yeah all the hotties Bennett in St Louis hey what’s up hey man we’re just talking about cookies and soccer players

You ready to play three and five yes I am all right let’s do it all right Bennett tell me three us holidays Christmas President Day Labor Day Memorial Day done I think you did okay above and beyond let off some steam Bennett sure you’ve never heard that okay

Bennett name me three of your favorite songs beer never broke my heart drink a beer and here for the beer here for the beer and drink a beer who are those by uh drink of beer is by Jason Aline and here for a beer I forgot but it is

Here for a beer what was the first song song uh beer never broke my heart comb for the fear man you know uh is that from the sloppy boys take it you’re a wine lover his confidence his confidence in beer fandom makes me feel like I mean

He’s kind of earned these wow Beer Run beer my beer I mean there is a song called here for the beer by the sloppy boys that came out in 2019 we’re gonna give it whatever we’re gonna give it to him all right he wins all right hang on Bennett

His phone sucked too Mike in California is this California Missour or California the state California Missouri right on the California all right Mike I want you to name me three famous people named Brad Brad Pit Brad Paisley well that sucks Brad Arnold Bradley Cooper hey I never knew that uh so my

Son my son finished lost and he’s like Dad that’s the greatest television show of all time time who else or where where have these uh people what other shows have these people worked on like JJ Abrams and Damon Lindelof and I and I showed him a couple others and he

Watched Fringe loved it now he’s watching Alias which is JJ abrs first one I never saw that but I’m starting to watch for Garner it’s Jennifer Garner and Bradley Cooper I really Bradley Cooper is like the counterart I had no idea I guess that’s where he started now he started on

Uh wildly I remember watching he was hosted like a nature show like on PBS Kids in the morning he was like hey it’s me Bradley and I’m out here kaying on the Kyogre River and it was just like he was just like the affable host of this

Like Morning Show no kidding I turned on uh starborn just randomly thinking Tim wouldn’t want to watch it and then he like sat down and slowly got engrossed and then at the end was like that was a really great movie yeah I go yeah I mean if you can get over Bradley Cooper’s

Deep voice that sounds and he’s way too he’s very moist and he’s very tan whoa what it just is if you can get through all that it’s a great movie through it that was the best part all right Mike in California for the win here you go go Mike Mike I just

Want to have a look at you hey Mike uh tell me three different models of pickup trucks silver Auto Ford F150 Ford F250 hell yeah brother there you go there it is Mike’s a winner all right oh no he’s not hang on he didn’t get Brad did he

Not nope that’s just won you just won oh shoot I thought he got the Brad no all right Mike all right hang on let’s keep you honest Mike here it is here we go cities in Missouri other than Kansas City St Louis Jefferson City California Missouri is there it is a winner all

Right my king won there there you dead rich in Owensville Rich morning how’s it going it goes well how are you doing good all right take your crack here at three in five all right uh Rich tell me three snacks Cheetos Doritos onions hell yeah all the

Best snacks three good ones would have accepted ra Moon and king Scott you know what I mean hot snacks some snacks of me all right Rich all right Rich give me three famous video games Castlevania Mario Brothers Tetris hell yeah confident where to go Rich video games and snacking that will get

You tickets here that was my nicely done good job David in Jerseyville hello what’s up David hello hello David are you ready yes I am okay great tell me three cartoons from the 90s Ancc Animan tried to sing the song it was very nice nice cover up all right all right David let’s try this three famous people over the age of 4 s dog Martha Stewart and Jason bitman I love that you got Snoop and Martha on the brain

Though no no fun didn’t get baitman in there in time I don’t think we have anybody else did we already do Richard did we already do Richard we did Rich yeah we did them this this is a different one oh this is a different one this is Richard Richard did we already

Talk to you no no you haven’t oh what’s up Richard you’re the last one Richard tell me three famous Redheads Rebo oh bring it you know be the most famous of them all right Scott and and then I was over Ginger from would have said that Opie oron Howard Lucille Ball that’s a tough one though if you get stuck SC all right Richard here we go tell me three

Different things a golfer uses D gloves driver nice there it is all right Richard comes down to this comes down to this one and then we’re done with this game Richard tell me three ingredients that you need to make brownies eggs brownie mix water hell yeah hell yes well that makes it easy

All right Richard well done hang on oh good I thought he was G I thought like cocoa flour but this guy’s box brand I’m here for it yeah brownie mix brown brown mix that uh that works and that’s how you do three and five every every single one of those callers

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That’s felt I felt a good time in in a lot of those stories happened but there was a comment that he made and we’ll get into it tomorrow but where I thought oh no he might be salty Riz in nville which God bless those people way to do

Nashville the very first time that was his first time right yeah cuz we had told him I mean Nashville is like seven cities in one it just depends on what you’re going for yeah and he well I mean how about we just say that uh he

Did at least four of those four of those different types of Nashville and uh some of the some of the big ones that are going to make for some really good stories uh we got sexy time fun facts up next and of course your sex toy review but how about some just some

Random facts I think I got about five random facts for today okay Nissan race cars often have the number 23 well in Japanese two is NI and three is s oh but it’s mostly a coincidence the name Nissan originated uh during the 30s as an abbreviation used on the Tokyo stock

Exchange for the original company nion Sango but it’s kind of cool with a 23 thing cool Paul McCartney and John linen both wrote different songs called woman McCartney’s 1966 and linens in 1980 it’s the only time they wrote separate songs with the same title a word with two opposite meanings

Is called a contronym oh a contronym like dust which can refer to actual dust or the act of removing dust H oh yeah to dust something right but there’s some dust under there right contr going back to woman does everybody think of So I Married an Axe Murderer when you hear

Woman W I’m not sure I know that song no could you do it again maybe man one more time no I think I’m certainly think suspiciously close to your Chewbacca mik Mike Myers has a terrible wig on in that movie and or dyed hair that does not look good on him

At all and he married an axe murder and he’s he’s doing like a standup or not standup but poetry reading anyway every time like slam slam poetry yeah like a poetry slam that’s sweet uh well maybe you have a medical condition because there’s an actual medical condition when

A song gets stuck in your head and it just won’t leave it’s called musical ttis interesting woman D I can’t wait to hear this song the number one song on the Billboard charts at the end of the last decade was All I Want For Christmas Is You by

Mariah KY the final number one in 2009 was Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z and Alicia Keith it’s a great one so upset all right what do I do let’s say it three times like Beetle Juice y you’re right it’s the real show brought to you

By the feline brought to you by the feline brought to you by the fast lane there we go nice now we’re even oh JB Rivers is right behind me like ra just held up a thing and said fast Lan and I was like ah man so easy

To forget our sponsors but so easy to forget that show to yeah to be fair I’ve only said is the Ruto show a few times sponsored by the by fast we’re going to get it in the back I just want to make sure’ll people know I mean make

Sure you tweet at them too the the rudo show is sponsored by the fast lane darn it who does the fastl sponsor oh the Ruto show oh wow that’s awesome we brought to you by the huh okay you know I’m not even going to finish these facts I’m so

Disappointed man finish your facts did a good job Lane brought to you by the fax Lane forget it the fax LAN man I had all this cool information about songs song number one songs I don’t even care shout out to Rafe for having one and a half hours of sleep and

Remembering that because none of us remember you’re right and I’ve had six espresso shots right and yet I’m I’m I’m sweaty I’m I’m pitting out if you had a five I’m pitting out my rage against machine t-shirt almost bet if I go into our emails right now there’s plenty of

People people reminding us of well good on them I got I’m busy I’m I’m doing I’m doing these things right and they’re so hard to do man hey who’s the sexy time fun fact sponsored by yeah what’s the sponsor it is sponsored by Patricia’s where fun and fantasy

Meet sexy time fun facts Lane sexy time fun facts on the Ruto Show sponsored by the fast L fast lane F now that Valentine’s Day is over and the uh all the My Valentine social media posts are slipping off your feed let’s be honest have you ever had two Valentines

At once a new poll ask people if they’ve ever been in love with more than one person at the same time 27% of people said that they actually have 64% of people said they haven’t and nine conveniently could not remember cuz they were asked then you were never in

Love you can’t remember you didn’t love them enough no doubt the people who said yes were more likely to be younger adults and male 31% of men said that they have compared to just 23% of women another poll asked how many people you’ve been in love with in your

Lifetime oh good question the most common answer was let’s go around the room first hang on can I count you’re asking us or what we think the most common answer was like really in love Yeah like really in love like I thought that puppy love like I thought that I was in love

Yeah and yeah it was uh it was not that like the ones that keep like cuz here’s me I feel like I’ve been in love with a couple people and you know I’m married and I obviously love my husband very much but there there’s a person that I

Dated a long time ago who I wronged who I I’ll always love and so yeah let’s see yeah I would say three three is my number okay yeah I guess I would say two yeah I guess I would I would say two what’s your guys’ answer oh man well I was Jesus yeah

Jesus number one yeah so there’s one but yeah I was I was one of those kids that it was easy for me to fall in if a pretty girl even liked me a little bit I was in love immediately so I don’t know it was a whole bunch but I think there

Was it’s probably I’d say three to five three to five look at you three to five three to five well maybe four maybe five I wonder I don’t know I don’t know I can’t remember they talked to me once I’m in love with them what about you

Four I have a similar situation there’s something we didn’t wrong each other but first love you know ended on good terms I’ll always love her but I don’t think that’s a bad thing I think it’s that’s a good thing oh yeah then I don’t think he can

Only be in love with one person silly if we’re counting all types of Love Like You know the puppy love and the Young The Young very young yeah than three for me oh if we count all that I know I’m up I can go back to first grade I was in

Love with Cindy Crawford too you know to I mean come on Nikki Taylor hello love of the lady in line at the bank in front of me yes for just a short minute the most common answer was two 24% of people said that 19% said three 17% said

Only one which is so romantic that is so R that’s their spouses are listening to their show 10% of people admitted that they’ve been in love more than five times which is uh that was the Max on the poll 4% claim that they’ve never been in love that sucks men were

Slightly more likely to say they’ve been in love more than five times but it was close 11% of men versus 9% of women uh here’s two other bits of post Valentine’s Day news not surprisingly major retailers are saying that the majority of Valentine’s Day sales happened on Valentine’s Day or the day

Before the headline is about people waiting until the last minute but for fresher items like flowers and sweets you probably don’t want to get them too early anyway right that’s that’s that’s why I that’s why I did it well and also how are you supposed to hide them yeah

Yeah yeah I don’t have a you know the big my my mansion’s not that big give you fresh stuff you know what I did my favorite thing is candy hearts and I I only had one bag this year which is pretty good for me I mean I I usually

Stockpile those bad boys because you only can get them around Fe you know around February 14th wait what is this what are you asking my the gross candy hearts that nobody loves except for me oh those are such a waste they are but man I love them and I love the white

Ones I don’t know what it is tast differently yes they taste differently they’re Flav the Brocks ones are flavored that’s decoration man m that’s well I decorated my mouth with a whole bag of them back to you that’s ant food ant food uh let’s see so the chief

Super Bowl party uh Super Bowl victory parade that happened a lot of fans had their own personal Celebration by watching a whole lot of porn really PornHub released stats on how many people logged on during and after the game what Kansas City had the biggest

Post Super Bowl Spike of any City by far they the horniest D of everyone apparently at kickoff people in the Kansas City area were watching 30% less porn than normal and it was down 47% during overtime yeah but then the numbers steadily Rose back up as the

Game ended I’m sure people as they were nervous I mean because it went into overtime you know around halftime I know if we could have put on some pornography in my house like and cooled the mood because Tim I’ve never heard my husband yell what he yelled as much as he yelled

It that night and it was a lot of I can’t say it cuz I want to ruin CP but he was he was yelling at Tony Romo all about this D Tony Romo I mean there was a lot of Defense Romo’s going to get this D yeah yes wait let me

Search for that right around searching right now that’s why I watched it home alone right I was Jo through the whole game oh my go I bet then then if I was Joe when something good happened I assumed it was good luck so I had to

Keep going you know I had like think about baseball I’m watching football but I’m thinking about baseball yeah I’ve done that trick the baseball thing that works totally works so during overtime it was down almost 50% by 2 a.m. it was up 177% more than any other place and

Any other time so they went from 50% down to 177% over the average uh the numbers in San Francisco were similar but not as dramatic traffic was down 27% during overtime and then 4% higher than normal at 2 a.m. uh the national average was down uh 25% during overtime and then

8% up after where it go Super Bowl uh Niners did Niners fans did have a 15% Spike at one point but it happened earlier immediately after the game so uh yeah they they took right to it and the Chiefs fans took a little bit longer uh have you done any of these

Things and regretted it a sex expert came up with a list of common mistakes people make right after they’re done getting it on here are the top five number one and this I this has got to be the worst negative comments it’s good to share turn-ons and turn offs in general

But right after the deed is done is not a great time for negative feedback a little toothy yeah oh my gosh I guess it is a little creepy yeah yeah like I’m thinking what on Earth could you say like oh we really messed those sheets up like what are you

Saying that’s negative or I would think that’s a POS very long yeah that’s I would say that’s a negative comment I would say probably that’s that was interesting that was interesting well how about can you not do that again yeah that’s probably yeah you know my ex used to do this thing oh

That’ be oh that’s a I think there’s lots of negative comments that could come after after uh number two is don’t abandon ship meaning don’t immediately jump out of bed to grab a snack or try not to fall asleep right away after uh can leave the person feeling rejected or

Used it’s tough number three don’t reach for your phone oh it can feel like you’re abandoning the moment at least at least give it a few minutes before you start checking Facebook and Tik Tok what what’s the what’s what’s your Runway let’s talk about this okay this is

Important I think this is true what’s your Runway what’s the post quish Runway what do we need to feel before we can get up oh yeah and go on about our day because I agree with this I actually think it is rude to just be like go on

Yeah I say you’re welcome and I leave like immediately they polite of you I like that yeah I need some time I need to be able to lay there for a second and just kind of catch catch my breath myself and just you know because I am

Cons I will say as a woman like I am conscious of that if you just get up immediately and then it’s out of the stack you feel kind of like used yeah you know yeah typically part of the intimacy too is like the

After what I do is I stand up I put my arms out like this congratulations noon that’s sure Merl’s like pointing to I thought that was your helicopter at first it’s an Applause I accept the Applause I was like man that’s a hell of a helicopter game you got going on

There waa uh no I you know I think there’s a little bit of there’s a little bit of uh talking kind of hanging out right like just a little you know yeah it it depends on for me it’s a little bit of talking and then I’ll fall asleep immediately it’s pretty

Impressive I know I feel like it’s always like a good like a oh yeah good conversation you know we’re not talking about philosophy or nothing but right I don’t know about you what do you mean do you have like a timer like oh 3 minutes is up necessarily but yeah I think I

Think there I think it’s multiple minutes probably ranging somewhere I mean I think you 10 to 15 can probably get it done if you’re like engaged and and and checking in with each other I start my timer right then like 10 but it’s like the popup is weird it’s

Definitely event to event because you know it is you know if there’s other things going on yeah if you’re behind an Arby’s you got to hurry up button up and get the hell out of there I agree with you it is event to event yeah depends on what’s going on in

There if you’re in the bathroom at the roller Cade at your friend’s kids birthday party for instance you got to hurry up and get out of there got to get out of there roll out get that uh number four you already mentioned that don’t mention your ex never a good call in bed

Definitely not right after you’ve done it who does that I don’t know but it says you know obviously they’ll assume that you’re thinking about that person instead of them right number five is avoid talking about chores work or your kids do not jump right back into real

Life let yourselves enjoy the moment it is weird though because your brain returns back to normal and immediately you’re like okay I got to do this I got to do I know that’s the worst part right like wow to mhm uh well even people in healthy relationships fight sometimes but it’s

How you fight that makes a difference a parasyche who’ve been married 35 years came up with a list of the phrases people in good relationships tend to use a lot and they grouped them into six different categories does anybody have any good phrases we using we that’s a

Word give it can you use it in a phrase yeah yeah I when Tim and I fight I always I really consciously do this I I I want us to not I never want to be like pointing a finger I’m always like we need to talk about this or how can we

Work on this I feel like that’s a more Collective way to accept the other person and to not make an issue out of smaller issues so that’s just a way that I I think that that kind of goes in line with their number one here is the I feel

Statements so you don’t have to start with those exact words but it’s it’s about expressing emotions and saying things like I’m getting scared or that hurt my feelings or I feel like you don’t understand me right now yeah is uh the opposed to you always yeah right oh okay or you’re doing this

It’s a I feel like this sucks that’s that’s a good communication tool period I feel like you’re reaching for your phone after talking about your ex right after we’re done doing it exactly um stick your finger in her mouth and say sh no more not on the list smush the

Lips no more I’m sleeping I need to calm down uh it’s about taking a breath other examples include this is important to me please listen or can I have a hug yeah something I read was and maybe this could be helpful people need a couple of

Things so do you need to be heard hugged or helped which I think if you with your person this go not just your partner but like anybody in your life because we all try to fix things or and sometimes that’s not what people need they need to

Be listened to or physically embraced to feel safe or maybe they do actually need help so helped hugged or heard uh yeah number three is stop actions it says similar to the last one phrases like let’s start again or can we take a break and talk about something else and I

Might be wrong uh that came in number three uh the category number four is getting to a yes phrases that validate the other person and help you meet halfway things like I agree with part of what you’re saying or I see where you’re coming from and I think your point of

View makes sense that’s such a big one isn’t it because when you’re in confrontation with your loved ones everybody’s kind of up in their corner and I think that is the only way when you extend the olive branch and try to find yes I agree with you about that

Because we’re all kind of we all at fault in some capacity when you were in a union of some kind you have to take responsibility for your actions inside of the situation and there always is in relationships yeah the next one is expressing your appreciation lines like

I understand thank you for saying that and I love you and then number six is I’m sorry or even just admitting that you’re not perfect phrases like I was being extreme I can see my part in all this and sorry let me try that again yeah uh new dating news.com poll shows

That 52% of Americans use professional networking site LinkedIn as a dating site weird man no thanks out of all of the sites nah 61% of those pulled between the ages of 35 and 40 said that they’ve actually scored a date through Linkedin 48% say they prefer blind dates to finding love

With bars being a preferred place to meet and 21% say they’ve used a language learning program or platform to meet a potential partner what wow wait a language learning platform like how do you what does Dingo or something Have where you could talk with someone else

So maybe I wonder if they have that ability where you could talk with strangers that are trying to learn as well I don’t know man W I don’t know but that’s strange to me I I also got an email is it is it chivy or chivy there’s

A new app out there designed for busy professionals without compromising quality it’s the the last dating app that you’ll ever need and essentially it’s for people that want long-term specific relationships with Persona and it’s $150 a month wow gez chivy how it going

I’m not on it I got an email I got an email about it about the PSA is saying that you know they just I guess they just came out really I’m I’m curious that’s an interesting thing like for $150 I’m not even paying that for my entertainment

Apps so it says it’s it’s it has features so it’s to prevent catfishing scams and Bad actors oh okay I’m not curious on the app I’m curious and who would pay $150 right a month nothing puts me at ease for catfishing scams and Bad actors

Like a spam email for a new app coming into my unsolicited coming into my inbox but it’s a cool video of a guy in a gallon a motorcycle in Hollywood it’s real catchy looking check this out the pandemic and working from home probably gave us a nudge and we’ve talked about

This before but it was trending down before that how many women wear makeup these days a new study found you’re more likely to say you never wear it than to wear it every day only 19% of women say that they wear makeup daily now and 26%

Never do zero times I wear it five days out of the six days out of the week Sundays I’m usually makeup lists unless I have somewhere cool to go even with all the YouTube makeup channels and stuff that are so popular does it decline does this mean it’s declining or

De it was declining even before 20 so I guess the trend is done for those do you guys tell your ladies that you prefer them without makeup do I tell her that yeah uh uh sometimes maybe Tim you know we’ll go out to dinner or whatever and he he’ll

Be if I’m not done up yet he’ll go no no no no no don’t get done up just be oh yeah yeah yeah I’ve said that before sure yeah and I I somehow and that’s a beautiful thing to say like oh you’re naturally pretty or whatever but

Sometimes I feel like maybe I don’t do my makeup well enough I like trash hilarious like don’t do it that’s why I’m hesitant to answer that question because it’s a that’s a trap where the hell is that but that’s a great call I never thought about that but no whenever

A guy saying that it’s cuz we truly are like oh wow you know you’re stunning you don’t need that Sil it’s very sweet but then I I’ve been doing my makeup the exact same way I’ve been doing it since I was in high school since you were a

Child I don’t know how to Contour I don’t know how to do the blush and I would love to know and maybe I would look better but yeah I don’t uh follow my YouTube channel I’ll teach you okay that’s I think it’s a wiser move to work

In the in the positive statements you know what I mean like instead of telling you not to do something I just I appreciate it when it’s done and I’ll be like you look great whatever oh new new new eyes shadow looks great yep but if she doesn’t wear it I don’t comment on

It I’m just like you look great let’s go out yeah I don’t think saying like don’t do this or I prefer that ever works out cuz either way it gets in my head exactly it’s going to be taken how you want to receive it right yeah that’s why

When you asked that it was like a uh no I know through my mind you know I was in high school whenever I realized the impact makeup could make cuz there was this the gal that went to my school she was stunning and then one day I saw her out

In public and it was a totally different human you’re like and it was so weird to me when you started the story I was like there’s no way this ends well for him no no and that poor girl was like now I see why she wears so much makeup but I’m

Like I didn’t know that happened that was a weird lesson no I didn’t know that even possible oh man some just I like let’s watch him Land This Plane here we go I landed it softly and smoothly oh man lost a wheel uh well pretending to be a Jedi

Knight armed with a glowing lightsaber Fanning out over uh Star Wars anime animations and even rocking a clunky pocket protector these are all the makings of a great husband according to Social Media knowt alls go for the quote encouraged uh a soon to-be married podcaster Isabelle Brown 26 from Florida

A trending Tik Tock bulletin she has over 5.3 million views on this thing and the quote is nerds make the best husbands and she cap she captioned the clip it’s a fact it’s a fact Brown who’s engaged to be married began her virtual advisement with a stitched video from a separate

Tik Tok user asking how other women have been able to successfully score a loving man who satisfies satisfies all their needs okay she went on to shame Society for failing to celebrate the Supreme Splendor of the four-eyed guys wearing suspenders it honestly blows my mind how we have this entire Trope in American

Literature and movies and TV shows about the nerdy girl who gets the glow up when she grows up uh and then you know in romcom Classics like she’s all that and Never Been Kissed But we don’t see that for nerdy men nope I’m going to push back of course you do Clark Kent

Wow he’s literally Superman he’s literally Superman so he had the glow up of all time so if the nerd can’t turn into Superman hey that’s the same thing though Rachel Lee Cook from She’s All That when she’s the you know she’s got pain on her overalls and then Freddy

Prince goes home and she walks down and his sister has given her a makeover she doesn’t become Superwoman she just becomes hot and then she still gets water porn on her at the uh party so it’s not even you guys have got the ultimate glow up of of nerd to Superman

So I don’t want to hear any more of this okay wow that’s someone doesn’t want to have sex with Nerds yeah listen I do want to have sex with Nerds listen here I was part of the sca movement the the glasses and the suspenders you were listening to like the mighty mighty

Bossones from cut that out of the podcast from the years like 2003 I was all over you so no there’s another reason they were super hot why I was successful at staying a virgin I was way into skull yeah helps man a great turn off King SCA first king SCA uh this listen

Up nerds we’re going to post this on the blog but so you can listen up nerds so you can list up dorks you want to get laid here we go we’ll put it on the Pod here here’s the quote here’s the quote hear me loud and clear if he owns a

Lightsaber green flag if he purchased a wand from The Wizarding World of Harry Potter greenest possible flag the uh those little underestimated nerd boys grow up to be men who see what’s inside yeah uh here’s uh here’s a little bit of her talking about it let’s

See you go for the nerd if he owns a lightsaber green flag if he has purchased a wand from The Wizarding World of Harry Potter greenest possible flag if he has an unhealthy obsession with a so caano you better run to the altar bonus points if he’s obsessed with Monopoly because those little

Underestimated nerd boys grow up to be men who see what’s in here nice bonus points hey speaking of w before oh wow that came out of nowhere I saw wand and I was like oh I I bet you Rafe has something for us I do something for the Nerds for President’s

Day this is couldn’t get any nerdier in fact really what a great transition uh I got a I got I got an inclusive cute little toy I know sometimes what I bring to the table is hard for our listeners to hear on sexy time fun fact sex toy review today is

Going to be easy one it’s president stand to honor our forefathers and mothers today I offer you the Zep exclamation point vibrator at $69 on cut little.com you it’s the actual World actual word that I can’t say on the radio so if you go to that I don’t know

How they got that web domain but they did 4.7 out of five stars overall it’s a cute little inclusive toy that looks like a little cat a pill or sitting on a leaf it’s adorable wow meet zeep it slit pronouns the beginner friendly vibrator for all genders Zep is a sensation

Playground who can range from a gentle vibrator with extra soft silicone sweetly humming to a pleasure Powerhouse with its ribed front and powerfully rumbly vibrator settings work worth working your way up to zep’s then design makes it easy to hold and store away and makes it ideal for partner play as it

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Everybody now that’s nice let’s get to some reviews first review fantastic new friend I’m very much a beginner and have a lot of bottom dysmorphia or dysphoria excuse me I psyched myself out exploring down there for the longest time but this funky little bug helped me out big time

It’s small it’s cute and it made the whole experience way less intimidating than I thought it would would be plus I don’t have to be the annoy Annoying dorm neighbor that everyone in the building can hear all right living in the dorms five stars just m I don’t know who m is but

It’s just m second review titled there were screams screams moans unbelievable gasps and crotchal to crotchal vibrator sharing then there was a lot of lying back exhausted Breathing heavily and saying the word wow B fantastic for couples without py wow probably fantastic in other context as well although I can’t attest to that

Either way go get yours you do you five stars pretty squid that’s great and finally one quick last review adorable and effective I gave zeep as a gift to my significant other and she loved it it started with an awe and ended with an oh yeah wait it ended with a oh

Yeah yeah Daddy wow and uh so go out and get your Zep $69 nice on cut little.com it is awfully cute it is adorable thank you ra David tell this is the rosuto show uh presented by the fast lane and Scott just walked in with what is that what is

That it’s schnooks donuts oh man from the world-renowned Uncle Ken Ken Cruz oh I Love Ken Ken is the best his wife whole family their kid we’re trying to look hot yeah thanks but thanks do this I mean I will take them back oh you I

See I dude I can’t contain myself I’m trying my absolute best to steer clear good man we have a picture to take yeah the we more Donuts in us the f is going to use I guess if I accidentally trip and I fell face down in the Box dude I

Will doesn’t count I will force you to eat one of these donut loves company dude I’m going to have one of these after the show I can’t don’t even show me I see something with like there’s like cereal on top there’s like an M&M’s donut there’s a fruit

Pebbles donut there’s a grape nuts donut there’s some sort of moose horn or I don’t know what the hell this is a there’s one in the shape of a guitar oh yeah dude I’ll thank you stop it wait there’s a mallerie donut in there well

Okay I’ll take that oh man no dude like I’m I’m trying to I’m trying to get it get it together I know we’re all we all keep talking about it you guys you guys working out you guys open in the game you up the game doing the yogas I’m not

Eating as much if you put anything on recently that makes you think like oh boy I got a minute to go cuz I did oh yeah I mean my I got a pregnant belly so I got to I found some underwear I don’t think I’ve worn in like 10 years it was

The bottom of a drawer that I’ve never kept underwear and so I don’t know what it’s down there I was like oh I I wonder I put it on oh my gosh this was some this is some young stuff man had like army men on it or something it

Was one of those uh uh what was that company meundies or something meundies yeah it was something mallerie got me like years and years ago it was one of those like fancy right go you know and uh boy it was not it was not you guys ever won one of those

Maninis I feel like Ra’s done this before the like the slingshot yeah the Borat thing yeah have you you’ve worn one no I haven’t worn one but I’ve seen men wear them what do you think not for me I think it’s a great look it’s like

You if the wind blows a certain way everything’s falling out yeah you know it’s kind of yeah it’s lovely well get this 50-year-old Shane Rose a three-time Olympic medalist in horse jumping he’s an Australian his last medal was a silver at the 2020 Olympics and he had a

Great chance of making the next Olympics too does he like jump over horses and like on a skateboard or no he rides horses and they jump he rides like an evil coneval thing this guy may not be allowed to compete because he wore a Borat style man Keeny at a recent

Event what was the event it was a horse jumping event and horse folks don’t take the manini very well all right so it’s it’s exactly like the bathing suit from Bor but it’s orange look look look this up look I mean it is this guy slingshot sitting on a horse wearing nothing but

That if you’ve never seen one it shows a ton of skin they have to be neon otherwise you wouldn’t even see the material cuz it’s you know so so little material this guy likes to have a good time at the same event he’s wore a gorilla suit before he’s he wore the

Duff Man superhero costume from The Simpsons but it sounds like the man Keeny was too far really ticked off the fancy horse people who were there he is not officially been suspended but he is not allowed to compete until Australia’s governing body for equestrian Sports reviews the case selections for the

Olympic team happen in June and the game start in Late July and again everybody in that Community is mad at him did you see the picture I’m trying to get it to that was a all the a lot of these are pay sites here I’m

Trying it’s great I’m pulling it up oh I love this stupid criminal news uh if you just got oh there it is there it is look at this I mean it is it’s suspenders through through the crack like this this is fun I don’t like crack suspenders

He’s a funny guy he’s a real funny guy uh if you just got out of prison you might need a ride home and sometimes you want to ride home in style right yeah uh and sometimes one Corvette won’t do the trick this person needed 10 Corvettes 23-year-old man from Oklahoma

Named Isaiah Walker arrested after he stole a semi from a truck stop in Arizona he assaulted the driver drove off with the semi and the semi was hauling 10 Chevy C8 Corvettes worth over $1.25 million please track down Isaiah he initially refused to pull pull over but

Eventually they got him to stop and he was taken into custody when they asked him why he stole the truck he claimed it had nothing to do with the Corvettes he just got released from prison and quote I needed a ridee home charged with 11 counts damn 11 counts of felony theft

Are they say of who you’re going back and you only had 10 Corvettes he should have had 11 you’re go you’re going back to jail well there was 11 because he stole the truck oh okay good I like when it all adds up if he’ had stoen one of

Those he might have gotten away right going back to jail now and your headline who just brought to you by is brought to you by headline ho is brought to you by headline brought to you by Morris Royce Jeweler the official Jeweler of the rudo show I’m trying buddy I’m trying uh

Today’s headline who story comes to us from leeburg Virginia where last week 35-year-old Alexander Hopkins was was arrested for allegedly swinging a Medieval sword at a cop and another person a lesburg cop tried to serve a warrant at Alexander’s house uh she swung a sword more than a foot and a

Half long at the officer before taking off a neighbor said that Alexander swung the sword at them too she’s been charged with assault on law enforcement one count of assault and two counts of brandishing a weapon thankfully nobody was hurt but Alexander Hopkins you are our headline ho

You know we’re doing okay we’re we’re doing okay for some uh for some time here you want to you guys want to do some food news I would yes I do too especially since whoa that’s not no no no no that’s a typical Riz mistake I I swore I would

Never do that well I I’m glad we’re doing food news and there’s actual food in the studio because normally when we do food news there’s nothing to eat and then I get really hungry so the fact that these dones are here is uh really exciting dude you guys guys follow um I

Know we’ve had him on the show before you you follow Dan Soder Dan Soder who remind me yeah Dan’s my bud Dan’s great he uh he on the show no he on show Med dancer on billions he on billions I don’t know he is the he’s the one that

Riz opened up for that’s what it was yeah helium okay Dan rules and uh I I I think he posted it yesterday or something about how a doctor told him that he’s not allowed to eat at night and he was going on about how you know just disastrous and

Horrible that is I I I’m not kidding I will credit Dan Soder because I’ve been trying to like stop eating at night I have a tendency to like snack yeah it’s not even a snack necessarily like we’ll have like our little treat and it’s kind of like a nighttime thing the dog gets

Her bone and and we we get our bone and uh nice dude it’s not it’s not it’s not good it’s not good for me so I’ve been trying to like oh that’s good for everybody well yeah that part but I I’ve been trying to like just kind of Chill

On it and I seriously I credit Dan Soder with a couple days ago from me going you know what I’m going to I’m going to in solidarity with Dan Soder I will no longer eat anything within a few hours of going to sleep so what time do you

Guys all stop eating because I’m very rigid on this I about time my eyes close oh yeah my goal is two hours before bedtime and most of the time that happens with some nights it’s like oh we you know you don’t get home till 9:00 so

I do that too like two hours before so I 6:30 is whenever I’m no more no more food yeah what’s the what’s the what’s your logic behind that just because I don’t want to have the glucose in my system to get me energized again I want

To be able to burn it off before I need it’s just a thing to help me sleep and I can’t sleep if I’ve eaten I’ll I’m wide awake for a while yeah it depends on what it is it’s like a very light sleep and I just don’t like going to bed full

I don’t like laying laying down with a full stomach sucks m i mean I still do it I know that it’s bad and I’ll do it anyway but I don’t do it as often as I used to dude I uh it still just feels good I’m

Not going to lie it feels good to just eat like five pieces of pizza like in your boxer shorts and then be like gone to sleep yeah we were doing snacks up until probably like 20 minutes half hour before bed and it’s just bad for you but

I did find a list of uh uh that’s what this uh super healthy 60-year-old dude said yesterday he said like for men especially he’s like going to bed with full belly is that’s what Dad B he’s like it it messes with your metabolism it messes with your cortisone yeah and

He said it’s always good to like cut it off a few hours before bedtime well dietitians say that if you’re going to do a late you know a late snack that the best ones to choose are number one sliced turkey breast the protein should hold off your hungry hunger until the

Morning uh plus there’s trip toan the stuff that makes you sleepy on Thanksgiving although I’ve I’ve read that there’s you’re never going to eat enough tryptophan to actually make you tired right uh number two is cheese and crackers a combo of protein and fiber is

A good thing what huh I’m down with some cheese and crackers dude like it’s the year of the Sherie board and so I’ve been cutting up cheese and crackers at my house like you wouldn’t believe cheese like no one will believe number three is vegetables and hummus I

Do like that at night but I feel like it’s just bad for the breath I feel like it when I’m brushing my teeth I’m just like oh God got some chickpeas back there it’s chickpeas and garlic you know it’s pretty nasty uh number four is banana and nut butter potassium helps to

Relax and complex carbs help control blood sugar spikes nut butter and number five is cereal and milk gross sugar your mind what do you mean I don’t know I’m throwing this away sugar cereal is the ultimate snack yeah but it’s just pure sugar and nothing healthy in it well at

His house it’s grape nuts you’re supposed to do an apple cuz Apple reduces the you’re diabetic it helps keep the doctor away yeah right these dietitians did say make sure it’s a whole grain low sugar cereal Captain Crunch and all you know if that stuff is

Right off dang it don’t don’t do that think Skip that one the people have spoken and McDonald’s listen listened I am glad to bring this up now since you’re done with your whole fasting uh you know youro fish your McDonald’s thing yeah fans were upset McDonald’s removed their beloved snack wraps from

The menu the breakfast wrap was asked for menu in from menus in 2020 and this led fans to create a series of petitions to bring it back the iconic breakfast item will be returning to McDonald’s restaurants oh last week wow on the dollar menu it it happened in Ireland in the UK

Unfortunately in America you got to you got to have a long flight to get over there and have them damn it but there is another viral petition to bring them back to the US and it looks like it might happen I wonder how many times these petitions and everything are just

Purely McDonald’s stirring up the excitement you know just because they take things off the menu all the time and bring him right back sadly I don’t think that’s true I think this is the thing that people will get off their asses and get organized about all right I like it you know whatever

Keeps Us minimum wage is someone else’s problem right this is the bring back snack wraps I’m crossing the aisle for this dude it’s the only time we I’ll hold hands the new We Are The World Is get the snack wraps back Garett in the chat says McDonald’s needs to bring back

The working ice cream machine which is a petition that we all would sign yes slam but then would be sad whenever you actually go and you have it you have nothing to complain about that’s true they just announced a new uh sweep steaks they’re offering free burgers for

A year specifically that’s uh two $8 Burgers per week uh that makes a value of $832 over a whole year um let’s see if you’re interested hit up spot hamburger. hamburg. and fill out the entry form uh they’re selecting four winners at the end of February it’s a side promotion

That’s going on if you can score uh I mean you you can score if you spot the Hamburglar getaway car should be noticeable it is a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda the so-called Burger Cuda will be making its way coast to coast and if you spot it you can scan the vehicle’s

Code on your phone and be rewarded with an arch card plus Hamburglar inspired swag again you actually don’t you don’t have to actually see the car to win the burgers for a year thing that’s a separate thing so go to the website and uh partake in another um another sweep

Stakes uh it makes sense to release this now because what every good uh Super Bowl party and all the hype that comes with the food afterwards is this hot sauce flavored hard Selter they’re doing a hot sauce flavored hard Selter it’s now a thing that you can buy

Truly is behind it they say it’s a limited edition batch so not something that they’re planning to do long term unless it’s somehow good and people want more of it I’m usually down for trying any of this kind of stuff I love Hot Sauce but have you guys ever done that

Whole challenge when you’re in high school and somebody bets you if you could drink the whole hot sauce bottle the worst I bet I I’ve done the don’t do it I’ve done the um you know the world’s hottest like hot sauce kind of thing and

It was on the bottom of a cup way after everyone already took their fingers and you know did the dip and then someone dared video Joey and I because there was two cups to lick them both and so we did and then I ended up uh just hurting for

Hours cuz it was way hotter thaned I this is a chug this is a chug this is a fullon you know it’s like drinking hot sauce well did you remember in Super Troopers where the cops they chug the maple syrup yeah like that even grosses me out I don’t like chugging condiments

At all grosses me out to the max so no you guys ever cook any food wrong on purpose what do you mean like burn something really good any of that kind of stuff like do you like burnt toast do you like doing your uh like your ramen

Noodles weird or any of yeah like if I cut up potatoes and do the little coin potato I don’t know what you call that but you know there fried potatoes I like to get those a little burnt on some of them and some of them I do have brussel

Sprouts I’ll kind of burn up Brussels the top of yeah someone asked people to name foods that they cook wrong on purpose number one was craft mac and cheese somebody said that the milk is completely unnecessary so they just do butter and they make it less runny I’m

With that I want it as thick and sticky and weird as possible but it gets gritty though you can’t have any right I thought the whole point was the cheese no if you melt it well enough if you put with the butter you mean with the butter

Yeah oh see mine clumps I always have to have the milk I do this and my kids hate it ramen noodles I get rid of almost all the water I just want the noodles what do you guys you use the whole pack though I do too seasoning yeah you drink

I don’t eat it like soup no dude I want just the noodle I want I want I want the noodle to absorb everything and then I dump the rest of it yeah I’m a broth [ __ ] so more broth to I’ll put a little bit of broth in but I don’t go like to

The top I’ll make it like a soup make it fancy do you throw veggies in and stuff no give me the sodium the MSG give me all the the bad stuff do you use the full packet then of the chicken flavor or whatever oh yeah yeah yeah full

Packet I want full flavor and I even put in like a like a hot dusting in there like I do like a hot um what’s it like dust it’s like yeah it’s like a it’s like a buffalo wing it’s it’s for like wings and stuff like buffalo sauce it’s

Like a Chipotle buffalo wing uh dusting and dude game changed my kids hate it but that’s how I eat it I love it uh number three people a lot of people said mashed potatoes they don’t like they don’t Mas them all the way they want them kind of chunky and they leave the

Skins in I think that’s a great idea bro you’re just eating a raw potato it sounds like yeah yeah how I do mash potatoes they just take a bite out of a raw potato I’m down uh number four I totally disagree with these monsters say french fries they don’t cook them all

The way they like them floppy and a little raw that’s I like a soggy fry dude from a McDonald’s bag that is my yes yes judge me harsh now are you saying loose like like Wiggly or are you saying soggy oh I’m saying so foggy wi like a

Freaking worm dude like a earthworm that’s how gross it is oh I love it oh my gosh dunk it in some barbecue sauce shut your mouth it’s so good that is the way to do McDonald’s fries it is that is so gross I’m done I’m done with this sorry

I’ve ruined food news I do like when you can I do like when you can make a McDonald’s fry into like a loop see what I’m saying I’m kind of on your side on thisn Soul twins rising up you can kind of make it like a little like you

Yeah a little a little U I’m a dunk a little you fish screw you guys I’m going to commercial I’m sorry yeah that’s it for us I’m so sorry Donnie I’m so sorry Donnie Donnie I’m so sorry I love you I’m so sorry Donnie Donnie I I love you homor Larry he’s out

There look at him he’s super mad I’m sorry man hey it’s the r show he punching the glass like the gorilla at the zoo right now oh don’t throw that it’s the Riz show brought to you by the fast lane Riz will be back tomorrow he was just taking President’s Day off to

Party in Nashville he’s in cowboy boots and and short shorts manini and he’s got a Reba wig and a bolo Titan he’s coming back and we’ll see him tomorrow hey uh until then though let’s celebrate the team RZ member of the day uh brought you by Hot Shot Sports Bar and Grill St

Louis’s home for Blues hockey Olivia Smith yes Olivia Smith from Belleville Illinois it is her birthday tomorrow she is the team R member of the day today uh what else what else anything anything the title we got nothing oh the title of the blog and the podcast the title is so

Is this balloon I’m sorry what so is this balloon so say it one more time so is this balloon okay I can’t tell what he I remember who said that Hey listen thank you for being with us today thank you I know it was a little bit different

And it was a fun president day hey I appreciate you guys thanks I’m sorry Donnie I’m sorry Donnie I love you we leave you we leave you with a a selection from Olivia Smith and here’s this song Rock hey it’s Jeff Britton backstage at the pageant and uh Nick and peanut from 311

Gracing us with your presence yet again thank you guys for taking the time appreciate it St Louis absolutely freaking loves you guys yeah how fast did this sell out it’s out really fast it’s super fast super super fast we heard about that yeah so thank you for

Coming in man uh what is I was I was looking up especially you nick uh before you guys came up here 49 turning 50 in 2020 you guys have been doing this for forever and I’m the same way I’m I’m

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