What damn she’s still here yeah she’s still there it’s your fault hey screw up her electrical system what you doing right now you putting bad miles on your Johnson you never heard a car have highway miles in fucking City man I never heard of miles on a Johnson wait
Now we got dick appreciation but you know what it’s worth it think it’s worth it okay oh no no no Leon oh boy Leon no we talked about this where here we go where does this go it’s recycling right so it goes this side okay all this stuff is
Going to the same place fucking dump the big pile fucking trash and shit seagull flying over that shit no while I am in a relationship with Larry this is how we do it okay if you only knew the journey a piece of trash takes in this city it’s
One plastic bottle Journey from Milan to Minsk you know what this could do it can choke a dolphin you want to choke a dolphin Leon I don’t think you no he doesn’t want to choke you don’t want to choke it off you what B Miles he’s such a smart guy it’s just
Has a lot of energy but he’s kind of delusional he has all of these theories that just make no sense uh I got to go to work I got to get to the chamber you know the guy was here to uh give me an estimate on the fence around the pool oh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah said it was going to cost $5,000 oh my god really remember remember last week I mentioned something about repealing that law you mentioned something about repealing the law you don’t stop talking about repealing the law the more I think about it the the
More sense it actually makes Larry would it make you happy if I helped to repeal the law really would it stop you talking about this absolutely I I’ll never mention it again this is fantastic five Council people you got to have them majority you need a majority so you need
Three well we got you and that’s one yes okay so two more okay I will try I’m going to try for you okay you know what you did something for me and I’d like to return the favor I’d like to yeah let me let me buy you something you want to
Know what I really want yeah vaginal rejuvenation surgery what a tightening a lifting you know valal lips I’d like them evened out tighten lifted cuz you know something I love my daughter Larry but she destroyed me down here she was born and you know what they tell you to do Keele Keele lifting
Lifting I’m I’m you know what does not work also when I get excited I jump up Suddenly like at a sports game or something a little little little little pee escapes I want to be with you Courtside watching a great game I want to wear white pants with you so the
Whole thing is such a win-win for you for me sexually you know medically but you know it’s not just for me it’s for us isn’t it it’s for us okay okay we’ll get that done yeah yeah we got it we get done excited you’re not going to regret
It oh I got to borrow your car what yeah I’m I’m out of gas she’s out on in the fo on the yeah it’s in the okay this area yeah oh fuo surgery at the a vagina where are the keys they told you they’re in the ball what the
Ball oh my God are you okay huh stay still don’t move all right I’m going to give you the sweater okay I’m going to call an ambon call 911 okay I H yeah a little bit I’m going to call 911 you’re going to be okay hang in there hang in there you’re going
To be all right oh here it is here it is here it is okay here he is okay tell me what happened what’s your name sir benah did you see what happened you no does your neck hurt do you have any neck pain NE really hurts yeah okay try not to move I
Really I don’t get the bicycle thing you know got a stationary bike in your house you got the TV it’s so much better than going on the streets here just try not to talk you you’ll be just fine I think even roller skates is is is better I
Think roller skating is safer than a bicycle you let me do my job who cares about roller SK absolutely who is that I don’t know roller skating is kind of fun too I think it’s more fun do you want to help do you want to no I’m helping I I
Call I made the call okay Ben Ben everything’s going to be okay we’re going to get you in an ambulance you’re going to be fine yeah I told him that before thanks do you want to be a paramedic I don’t know why you need to
Be a part of this anymore step back I’m stepping back step back okay buddy we’re going to put you in an ambulance all right you’re going to be fine Ben thank you good luck wait a second hey my sweater hey my sweater my sweater all right got
It excuse me I’m wondering if if a new patient was admitted here today Ben Callahan he was in a bike accident oh yeah he St with a M concussion he had to have some stitches but he’s going to be okay oh he’s going to be okay great he’s
In a room 406 406 yes and where’s that oh was right there oh oh that’s my sweater excuse me you can’t go in there what what are you what are you talking about sweaters right right over there you can’t go in there and get the sweater what why you don’t understand I
Discovered him lying on the ground he was cold I took my sweater off I did a nice thing for one of the few times in my life and now you’re saying I can’t get my sweater back how do I know that’s your sweater oh yeah that’s how I got my
Wardrobe I go around to hospitals and I look in rooms and I say oh that’s mine and they give it to me yeah that’s that’s how I got the shirt and the and the pants that could be your household okay all right how about this can you
Just tell him that Larry David is here to get a sweater back he’s resting right now I can’t do that is he resting or sleeping what’s the difference well sleeping you definitely don’t want to disturb somebody and I completely understand that but if you’re resting and you’re just laying down with your
Eyes open that’s nothing every day I rest and I could talk to anybody when I’m resting I’m not going to disturb the patient just to ask him about just when how is that a disturbance a person is laying in bed he’s asked a question he
Doesn’t have to to say yes or no he can just nod yes if I go in there I’m disturbing him that’s a disturbance a human presence is a disturbance if he’s resting yes would you hand him a note yeah I could do that by the way where’s plastic surgery downstairs first floor
Just hand in that note okay mhm it must be difficult being so much trustful of everyone sad it is hi how can I help you fine um have a bit of a delicate matter to discuss okay um how are we looking for the rest of
The day oh uh your 2:00 surgery has been canceled okay thank you oh hey excuse me yeah you’re a doctor uh you same do you do vaginal rejuvenation surgery that’s what we do here I specialize in it yes how long does it put a person out of
Commission for I think it depends on what you’re looking to have done tightening and a lift tightening and a lift I usually recommend take about 3 days off of work no heavy lifting no no no no no I’m you know I’m talking about you know intercourse 6 to8 weeks probably 6 to8
Weeks yeah no kidding depending on what kind of work needs to be done oh it’s a lot of work lots of lots of lots of work hey oh hey I think I finally figured out a way to end the whole BMP bump situation oh yeah Susie had her eye on
This base spas in Beverly Hills which is so expensive however downtown LA about a guy named eore same exact days you can’t tell them apart half the price wow yeah oh and this will be a waight lifted boy this is amazing what you got going this
Whole risk reward life the risk is my reward you’re like an outlaw well that’s what you got to do look at her sitting in my chair I mean constantly her seat is two seats back you see it right there under instructions from her father believe me
Oh look now he’s taking over they just want to taunt me I don’t think I’ve ever hated someone as much in my life as I do this guy hey I think the espresso machine’s broken again who’s in charge of that is that you jez that’s going to be so sweet let
We get that low repealed oh my God we’ve only got two weeks until we start shooting got to make it happen yeah I know hey I’m going to need one of those earpieces wow all this it’s nice there’s so much WoW hello hello hi my name is
Igor I run prosport how can I help you hi you’re I I’m Jeff Green we spoke on the we spoke on the phone about the V we spoke on the phone about the V nice to see you a friend yes is that okay Larry oh Splendid oh a lot of stuff in here
Yes is there anything you you won’t take anything with blood on it won’t take that no blood I don’t want to know where’s all this stuff come from most this comes from uh women who died at Park L Apartments yes they get married they get old they die I go in with a
Truck interesting yeah let me get the vage you are Splendid you are Splendid you look around not leaving here until we buy something Splendid you’re going to buy something my friend half the price half the price half the price here we are okay that is
It come dirty what do you think that is the vase that’s what she wants yeah that’s she wants for sure yeah she she she who is this who’s this for my wife oh you’re in a little bit of trouble I’d say he’s a little bit in trouble Splendid Splendid I understand but let
Me ask you a question it’s a little dirty what you a little bit dirty I will I will clean this come back in a couple of days pick it up you know what yeah maybe when I’m dead you have my furniture fantastic Splendid Splendid thank you so
Much you feel like eating I’m hungry yeah what do you want to do I don’t know you know what there got to be a lot of restaurants around here why don’t we go in the hotel and ask the concierge concierge always knows excuse me hello hi welcome welcome to the hotel
Conord my name is Gregor how can I help you Gregor nice to meet you um we’re not guest at the hotel we were shopping at an antique store down the block and oh pror PR okay okay what’d you get there a VZ for my uh wife you in dog
House he’s in the dog he’s in the do anyway uh yes we were just wondering we’re pretty hungry we’d love to get some lunch in the area I have a great place for you I have Cafe C Cafe C best food in the city you take a left okay go
Through the exit you take a left okay great Cafe C Splendid place oh um anything you recommend goulash goulash I I don’t know if I’m a goulash guy oh you look like a goulash guy I look like a goulash guy you look like you love gash either nice knowing you pre
Gulash thank you Gregor thanks GRE welcome to morning who who hey hey asshole what where you going unbelievable I mean this is terrible anable this is just one of the worst things I’ve ever had in my life I swear to God you said it was great why would
Gregor recommend this place I don’t understand it welcome to Cafe cuor my name is teor uh I hope everything is Blended the gulash it’s not very good oh no no extraordinarily bad yeah extraordinary bad yeah this is bad news the potatoes are are hard no the beef is tough I
Maybe we’re not gash guys yeah you know it happens sometimes I I just figured I’d be honest with you that’s all you know uh okay no one’s ever complained about this goulash before never well the first first ever can I try your goulash you want to try that course done cuz I
Can’t I cannot take word for it m that is the gash oh really yeah all right May wrong you so uh yeah we’ll just take a check this pains me that you do not like the goulash I take this is a personal off front but I want to pay you back cuz I
Feel bad let me let you in a little secret down the street is the best pet store in Los Angeles Timon who owns this pet store bullvore bullvore bullvore are you related to Gregor the concierge at the Concordia Hotel no what about eigor the antique Taylor no I don’t know Igor Gregor or
Bore no relation you guys want me to wrap this up we’ll just take a check let’s go talk to Gregor hey there they are so how was it awful awful no it was just awful oh no no no no no yes yes yeah how do you recommend a
Restaurant like that maybe you just had off day I don’t know what to tell you mean let me ask you this Gregor yes do you know tear do you know eigor okay I don’t know who who are these people that I’m supposed to know eigor from prosor teore from Kor what am
I in a Columbo episode all of a sudden I know I don’t know any why is it you all look alike and you have or on the end of your name I I am not related to anymore and you all say Splendid you all say spendid all the time they say Splendid
They say Splendid who does say Splendid in their life atwi a day say spend never say Splendid in my life nobody else says Splendid people say Splendid at least twice a day it is fact okay I’m not buying any of this I think you’re all In Cahoots you’re getting a kickback you’re
Recommending somebody to your brother tour and then he’s paying you for the recommendation oh no no no no this is fantasy this is science fiction Star Wars not fantasy this is spaceship to moon this is nothing I’m going to tell you another thing you know what’s so disappointing about this what
Americans have lost complete faith in their institution their politicians their priests the policemen but we depend on the concierge to give us advice and recommendations where’s the best nail salon around here where can I go for a jog you are the last Bastion of trust and if we can no longer trust our
Coner then we have nothing I don’t know what to say uh except Emerald nail salon is on the street and theur park is is wonderful what are you saying okay we’re coming come on now listen John you’re a piger now get in there you know about the uh vaginal rejuvenation I’m I I’m
I’m having second thoughts what I looked things up I saw some of the images on the computer of inflammation and hematomas and I don’t don’t think of the downside what you have to focus on is the upside the tightening and the lift and the Beautiful the beautiful vagina
That’s going to emerge yes I got to stop Googling vagina you’re getting a tightening and a lift that’s all it’s not a big deal I wish I could talk to somebody who’s had it done all right we we’ll get you somebody to talk to oh my God your knees when you stand
It’s like somebody striking a shut the fuck up will you I’m here to apologize yeah okay all right I never should have screamed at Irma hey I feel terrible about what I said to her at the party if you really want to make nice what tell her you got vaginal
Rejuvenation surgery why why why would I do that because she wants to get vaginal rejuvenation surgery and this will put her out a commission for 6 weeks so oh so you don’t have to have sex with her there you go all right but now now she’s having second thoughts and she wants to
Talk to somebody who had it so just tell you my vagina has to get involved in this whole fucking thing well this way at least I could control it just tell her it’s been been great you’ve had great sex and then it looks great whatever I’ll do this for you you got to
Do something for me name it this is really really gorgeous expensive vase I want a vas so get Jeff to buy me that vase I’ll tell her I did a million different things to my vagina what I haven’t talk Jeff into getting you an yes tit for
T okay deal and what did I have done you know you had tightening and a and a lift oh God like that Irma please please please accept my apology I get out of the way I’m yourself I feel horrible I just I can’t even tell you what came over Jeff my
Fucking husband Jeff has been cheating on me and I thought it was you and I just I went crazy and it wasn’t you it was this little pututan who works for the Hulu guy and why would I want to stop your husband you know when I’m with this incredible man look at this
Beautiful senior that I’m with you know I mean I went crazy I went crazy she feels she feels terrible had gas ever since I have my bubble back I can’t sleep I’ve been oh my okay she’s apologizing can you accept her apologies she’s apologizing I will be the better
Person and I would accept your you’re the person apologize she’s the better person for apologizing Okay I accept I accept your apology fantastic and now Susy has something else she’d like to tell you m so I hear that you’re interested in a vaginal rejuvenation is that correct you told her you said you
Wanted to talk to someone who add one what better a person so what did you get done I got a tightening and a lift did you get the labal Reconstruction too the labia the the clitorus the the clitorus they unhooded it yeah they had the hood
Take yeah they took the hood off the okay Susie can I you know take a look at my vagina now she she’s got to get going now you know what she’ll show you the vagina another time would help she in a h you’ll have a vagina viewing another
Time time another time you’ll have a vagina viewing party a pajama party okay great to see you thanks for the apology thank you Larry right hey hi I’m so grateful to you thank you so much how you doing you know I’ve uh been better been worse
Yeah yeah yeah yeah you know you’re on your way to get a soy latte and then then you’re here did you notice there was a sweater on that chair over there the sweater I gave you I gave it to you to keep you warm I was kind of in and
Out of Consciousness I I don’t remember is anybody else here nurses my wife my wife’s been in the room wife I wonder if you would M just giving her a quick call to ask her if she’s saw a sweater in the room I’m not gonna call my wife about a
Sweater lry she’s got a lot going on right now she’s studying for her real estate license I’m not going to bother her with the sweater but we’re talking about 5 Seconds a phone rings yeah hey did you ever to see a sweater in the hospital room when you were here uh no
Hangs up or yes hangs up I’m I don’t want I don’t want to interrupt I’ll try yeah I’ll try you’ll try that I’ll try what does that mean you’ll try you know what Larry this is this this has already been a lot now I need to rest I I but you are resting
You’re laying you’re laying on a bed you’re resting sry I’m in a serious condition I understand I understand but you’re resting he laying down on a bed of some kind with my eyes closed oh you want to sleep no I just want to rest with my eyes closed for a while so you
Consider resting as something done with your eyes closed only look I I got to get back to resting please Larry okay fine don’t look under my bed there’s nothing there’s nothing in this room for you Jesus Christ I was just talking to Ben I’m curious uh as to whether or not you ever
Saw his wife coming out of his room room with a blue sweater oh I don’t know even you don’t know if you saw her or you don’t know if you saw her with a sweater I’m busy working yeah I understand you’re busy and you’re working but that doesn’t preclude you from noticing
Things if an elephant walked down this Hall here would you notice the elephant even though you were working if I’m busy real busy it might just get by me so the elephant would Escape your attention might try lost and found nobody’s ever found anything in the lost and found
Especially the person who lost it my name my number how about if I stick it right up here is that blocking anything just Mrs vero’s vitals but you can always flip it over if you see anybody enter or leave that room with a blue sweater I’d really appreciate it if
You’d call me I’ll try you couldn’t just say yes I’ll see what I can do oh you’ll see what you can do I got to tell you something I don’t get this Hospital nobody can multitask nobody can be disturbed when they’re resting nobody can be bothered when
They’re busy I pray to God nothing ever happens to me and I wind up in this place they’ll take my clothes off and I’ll operate I’ll never see the clothes again I have to whe me out of here naked all I’m saying is if I were a ghost why
Not haunt what else you got to do there’s nothing else that’s the whole agenda yeah it’s fun haunting must be fun hey eigor already how you doing um it changed my mind the vas is no longer for sake are you not in business to sell
Vases I am but this happens you know a sentiment of value and uh yeah I know why he changed his mind cuz teor talked to Gregor and Gregor talked to eigor isn’t that how it works right you accusing me of sneaking around you accus me of being a shne I’m not saying you’re
Sneaky I’m saying they spoke to you you’re implying I’m shney you can’t come into my store and tell me that I what are you doing well I guess your wife’s not going to fuck you anymore and that’s on you I can do whatever I want oh what because we didn’t like the goulash
That’s why you do you talking about oh you know what I’m talking about you know I know that’s what happened Greg talk to you don’t s they do not like gash and you say okay okay Gregor you’re an insane person I’m not insane you don’t know talking about you go live on the
Street oh we didn’t like oh the goulash oh I’m about to snap go ahead and snap I will snap go ahead let’s go get out of here fine and I know your brothers I know your brothers don’t play with Tinker toy you fucking child Greco’s your brother teo’s your brother and that
Asshole who run that fucking pet store bouar he’s your brother too probably oh my God horrible $10,000 she better be happy yeah hey have you ever heard me uh use the term funf fact no that’s cuz I never have yeah until now cuz I have a fun fact you
Have a fun fact I do the eskimos have 17 words for snow and no words for I’m sorry I don’t know if that fact is fun look what it says about the Eskimo though either they never do any anything wrong to apologize for cuz they’re so
Perfect or they just don’t give a fuck I ate your blubber live with it I just don’t think that’s a fun fact what the holy shit that’s Ben he’s got my he’s got my sweater he’s got my sweater on that’s the guy from the hospital he’s got my sweater what oh
Shit oh fuck oh shit Jesus did you forget we’re transporting something very delicate you should have wrapped better you should have not hit the brakes what where the hell did he go ah shit I don’t even know what I’m going to do you know what all right I’ll I’ll pay for it
Thank you thank you very much I will accept that what are you what are you talking about you’re going to let me pay for it why wouldn’t I I just figured I’d make an insincere gesture you would grudgingly say no you’ll pay half and we’ll split it and we’d both be unhappy
With the compromise fun fact if you make an insincere gesture the other person might accept it fun fact even if I make an insincere gesture the other person you grudgingly pay for half how was that a fact it’s not a fact and it’s not fun
Yeah I know now what am I going to get Susie I don’t know I’ll talk to her you will yeah I hope that wasn’t insincere no it was begrudging good we’re clear oh hey Le hey I talk to you for a minute yeah come um maybe you better sit down no I’m
Good what’s up take a seat I’m good I’m good standing you know what Winston Churchill said what why stand when you can sit did you just come over here to tell me to listen to everything Winston Churchill said what do you want do you say V or vase I say
Vase your V broke what smashed broke well I guess you’re just going to have to go get another one because if you don’t Larry I am going to sit the lovely Irma krai down and I’m going to tell her horor after horor about the vaginal rejuvenation surgery I’m going to tell
Her that I had a hematoma the size of fucking Kansas that I had necrosis that my labia was so swoll I couldn’t walk for months her worst nightmare I wish you wouldn’t do that you don’t know what it’s like to have sex with this woman but we had a deal vase for vaginal
Rejuvenation so get me the vase okay my grandmother she used to make goulash and it was a little different than yours I guess I had trouble making the transition to different goulash I just hope that you’ll accept my apology I was 100% in the wrong saying that you were teamour and Igor’s
Brother when in fact you probably have no relationship with them at all and the more I thought about it how could they possibly be your brothers even though you speak with a very similar nondescript Eastern European accent I would venture to say if you all shave
You you might all look like triplets so I’m sorry if I offended or insulted you in any way so you are gulash guy yes can I put my arms around you in gratitude right that takes a big man I appreciate a big man I accept your
Apology and by the way if you ever want to tell me why you’re keeping the relationship a secret I won’t tell a soul would you like to apologize for little sketch you did when you did the voice of what I sound like I was just trying to create what in my warped
Imagination may have occurred if it did you would have said I am so sorry timour this is AB this is business who cares if he didn’t like your gulash I’ve tried your gulash not so good rrap it up anyway that’s why I am here to offer you
My my apology and I would also like to buy the vase $10,000 you were going to sell it to my friend for 5,000 yes but I understand shinefeld is in sh vation okay splended hey asshole yeah what yeah you you almost killed me and my dog the other
Day what what are you talking about oh you don’t think I remember I got your license plan I wasn’t even driving I to beat your fucking ass right now you skinny little bitch come on let’s go might want to be a little more careful next time huh
Oh yeah by the way I I’m not going to get the uh vaginal surgery what you think that why well Susie gave me a little sneak peek and I do not want any part of that it was like a a melted cave if this is what
The doctor did to her oh heav forbid I should do anything like that oh oh my God Jeff I am am not mad at you about the VZ anymore really yeah you and your clumsy friend are off the hook cuz I came up with something I’d rather have what tell me vaginal rejuvenation
Surgery you want to rejuvenate your vagina yes they do a tightening and a lift you got it so you’re not getting the surgery no we wouldn’t be able to make love for six weeks that’ be a torture a torture right oh no oh yes yes come on hey good morning
No Larry no no what what are you talking about didn’t you just wear that jacket yesterday yeah I wor them wearing the exact same outfit I I don’t feel like going through that whole decision process of picking out an outfit well it’s awful you know what I think it’s
Time to get rid of it what are you talking about what’s the matter with it everything look at it it’s maroon maroon yeah you think that’s a good look I think it’s a good color for me yeah well it’s not what why don’t you just take it
Off because I’m um getting some clothes together for that homeless guy that hangs out by the gas station hey i’ I’ve had this jacket since I started doing since Seinfeld yeah yeah I believe this is my show night jacket I wore this on show night okay well great but uh you
Know it’s really time to update your your wardrobe a little don’t come on come on listen listen what you just this will be quick and painful there you go hey hey Richard leou is in your office oh okay um so I’m not going to be around this weekend in case you want to
Get in touch with me for some reason I’m I’m going to Monteray oh that’s nice yeah Cheryl’s sister is getting married Becky’s getting married really wow to a Jew marrying a Jew really well so am M they make the best husbands and he’s converting he’s getting baptized in the
Whole thing whatever really yeah wow um but you know what I’ll um I I’ll leave you the number where I’m going to be staying just in case anything comes up okay I came up here for the taper thank you but I God I hate doing this cuz you know you
Always you always take it the wrong way you’ve taken everything the wrong way ever since I’ve known you seven years ago I was in Paris and I remember exactly Paris all right you stole my outgoing message on my answering machine what are you crazy how long I mean this
Is you nuts I know you’re ethical I’m ethical we don’t you know when people steal jokes we fucking hate that but I hate when people fucking steal my outgoing messages I remember calling you don’t even know what you’re talking about you are so you have my same answering machine outgoing message and
It bugs me that’s my message I get Paris you wrote it in Paris I had that message 7 years ago s years ago I wrot seven and a half years ago you going to trust okay an ex alcoholics or a person who was loose to 24 hours a day his whole life
Do me a favor what please change it what cuz it’s really bothering it’s not I want you to change that because people call me and they call you and they go oh Larry David has the same thing it’s not fucking Larry David it’s mine I mean I
Don’t have a wife I don’t have you know my parents are dead you have a family come on CH can’t you come on he doesn’t have a wife and his parents are dead that’s right I need I hold on to these things a wife and his parents are dead
Oh give me a favor and change it for me yeah I’ll change it because you don’t have a wife and you your parents you lost your parents I’m laughing you know what cuz you’re funny and they would have been 95 but they’re dead I’m laughing but if you change sh it’s a
Shame all right are you done yeah done I didn’t steal your message asshole I didn’t take it you took it from me but you know what I’ll be the man I’ll be the man whatever I’ll be the man ridiculous hi we’re not in please leave a message at the tone thank
You fantastic what’s wrong with that what’s wrong it’s it’s because it’s it’s not fair at least uh it’s an admission of guilt it’s not an admission of guilt how’s that an admission of guilt I was the man it’s not an admission of guilt I’m a big man
I’m a big expansive man you’re a small petty you’re a small petty man don’t change that I remember when you made that message I thought it was very funny so then to show that you know I was the man I changed the message right in front of
Him in the office from the office yeah oh I didn’t know you could change your outgoing message thought you had to be here yeah so what what what do I got to take do I need a traveling outfit uh yes you need a traveling outfit you need something for the baptism so we’re
Probably what is what is a baptism anyway you don’t know what a baptism no I have no idea what it is something to do with water right yeah yeah I can’t believe you don’t know what a baptism well I I I I don’t know what it is well you’ll find out tomorrow
Firsthand you’re going to witness the whole thing what is the average Gentile wear where to a baptism what something blue blazer and a red tie and a white shirt yeah do you have that huh my St Anthony’s khakis and a blue blazer would be wonderful and then a wedding
Something for the wedding then something for the wedding the next day yes boy this is rough this guy’s converting why is he doing that you guys come to our side we don’t go to your side yeah Jews don’t convert I’m really surprised well you know what if you
Didn’t convert she wouldn’t marry him I know that about Becky she’s very she’s very passionate about her religion why do Christians take everything so person with with Christ you know it’s like it’s not not only do you have to worship and you want everybody to it’s like I like
Lobster do I go around pushing Lobster on people do I say you must like lobster eat lobster it’s good it’s good you know you it’s not only where you live you go to you go to Africa you travel all over the world get to eat lobster have some
More Lobster it’s good I don’t really think we want you to have lobster Lobster in religion I I really don’t see the similarities hey what time is the um car picking us up in the morning uh well I’m going to Drive no let’s just take no I don’t want
To take that car service they never show up and they’re not Dependable but then we have to find a parking space and get there at the airport we’ll leave early that’s okay look at all this that’s too much stuff on honey let’s get going can’t find the
Tickets when was the last time you had him my office I left him in the office shit that’s okay we got time that’s okay it’s it’s all right we we have time we got up early enough they’re not there and I know where they are yesterday when I pressed the
Security code to get into my office there was this creepy guy who and and I I he was he was watching me and he saw me press every number and I’ll bet you he got into that office I knew he was standing out there and I knew something
Like that was going to happen so somebody came into your office and stole airline tickets to monter that guy there was something I knew I should have said something to the supervisor s tickets to Monteray why why not Monteray is a beautiful place was anything else stolen
Was anything else gone I don’t know I wasn’t paying attention you know all our information is on there our address our phone number it doesn’t matter he’s not going to break into our house he’s going to Monteray okay this is ridiculous you know what I’m going to call the Airlines
And tell him what happened this guy he can’t just get on the plane with our tickets can he why can’t he it’s a ticket he just hands him the ticket he walks on the plan plane call the airline I don’t think it works like that I don’t
Know all right just tell them what’s going on okay um hi yes air West thank you connect hi my name is Cheryl David and I’m come on hold well what I’m still on hold there how are we doing on time I I I I don’t know we’ll make it I
Think oh hi yes uh we’re on our way to the airport right now our tickets have been solden somebody’s going to get on the to get on the plane with our tickets so no no no no I they just put me on hold they’re going to give a
Supervisor look at this look at this should I go to Lincoln whatever you I need Lincoln approval I just can’t do it on my own tell me go to Lincoln oh there’s the lot hi um okay let me just no no because I’ve already spoken to you that’s what
I’m saying I can’t you you you cannot help me I no I need to oh just forget it you know what just for forget it we’re already here at the airport there’s no spaces well hm it’s unbelievable yeah parking is hard to find at the airport that that’s um that’s something new
Larry well maybe in retrospect we should have Z in the car service oh my God down wa a second what’s this guy doing what’s this guy yeah excuse me you leave yeah he’s leaving yeah beautiful so I guess we’ll just run to the to the gate and maybe he’s already in our
Seat what if we brought a date what’s taking this guy so long what the hell is he doing nothing yeah it’s all right take your time take your time nobody’s waiting for you take a call have a cup of coffee have a nice Bagel take a little nap it’s
Fine what are you doing in there trade places you could do it over here I I’m trying to catch a plane sir well get here earlier it’s not my fault thanks for the tip hey she’s leaving oh good okay yeah what hey hey did he not hey
Mis the lot’s full why do they even let you go in they should even give you a ticket can I drive around like an idiot for 15 minutes oh God look at that line what do you want to do but we don’t have time to stand in just get cut right
In the front well this is an exception we’re going to have to just go to the front and tell her go to the front yeah we’ll just explain the situation we don’t have time Larry come on yeah you’re set you’re excuse somebody took our tiet I’ll be happy to help if you just
Step to the back of the line like people I was actually on the phone I understand that man but you need to get to the back of the line please everybody here has been waiting okay I will take care of you once you return okay thank
You sir please get to the back of the line right now thank you I’m so sorry about that that all right where were we um you’re all set you got to dig in the just the one leg and the other two was just snacks cuz they’re got the guy that’s the guy what
I got the guy okay you can you can give me the ticket okay I want the ticket I know what you’re talking about what I’m talking about I’m talking about the ticket that you took from my office okay yeah memorize the building code you got into the office I want the ticket I
Got to get on the plane I got a wedding I think you got me confus with somebody else no I don’t think I do look I don’t have your ticket okay right yeah I have my own ticket of course you do it’s a bement fair my mother’s death yeah right
Okay yeah I’d like to take a look at it okay yeah is your ticket right your yeah I do yeah okay you want to see let’s take a look yeah what’s the name right here is it your name no it’s mine Chris Dara see if this were yours it would say fucking
Douchebag sorry about your mother ladies and gentlemen air West flight 1459 to monter California is now boarding Road 16 through 30 once again for all Air West passengers by 1459 to Monteray we are boarding row 16 through 30 I Know What You Did you talking to me
Yeah I know what the ticket I know what ticket what are you talking about the ticket the ticket right here the monter I come on I think you got the wrong guy didn’t you give me the ticket back I won’t even say anything ticket what are you talking about come on take
It go fuck yourself okay okay ladies and gentlemen air West 1459 monter is now boarding 1 through 15 what are you doing I was looking for the guy did you you look at these people did you see anything I don’t know who you’re looking for Larry final boarding
Call for flight 1459 nonstop monter will all remaining passengers please for okay you know your flight does not even leave for another hour you have plenty of time and we’re not even boarding that yet so just take it easy and we’ll call you when we’re ready okay
Thanks hi hi we lost our tickets we need to get on this flight right now somebody stole our tickets they’re on they’re on they’re on the plane I don’t have a single ticket I’m completely sold out I’m sorry no we already have the point is the point is somebody is in our seats
See I don’t think that’s no that’s very possible see wait actually the door is closed that means I I actually am not legally allowed to go back on the plane what I can do is I can get you another FL somebody’s sitting in our seats on
The plane have tickets for that FL for this flight I paid for tickets we don’t haveen okay I can’t go on the plane my hands are tied but what I can do here folks is I can get you on the next flight which we’ll actually get you in
At 4:00 that is that that would not be good actually we we would miss the baptism we would miss sorry yeah we’re trying to go to a wedding and we would need to be there in a few hours because okay I have an idea I think I can
Actually okay I think this will work I can I don’t have another flight to mon but I can send you in through San Francisco 10:30 to get you in San Francisco um uh it’s only an hour flight you can rent a car and just drive to mon
R it’s about 100 miles that’ll get you in by 2:00 that should work for you and then at least we wouldn’t miss the baptism exactly that’s fine we’ll do that okay great so I’ll set that up for you just need a credit card and I’ll get
This all roll in for you Larry give me your credit card hey you got the uh cell phone I want to call U Richard Lewis I want you to cooperate this this message that is so ridiculous why why is it ridiculous that is such a funny message
How did you ever come up with something like that you are so clever hey I’m sitting here with my wife and I believe that she can shed some light on this controversy so just hold on no I don’t want to do I don’t want to I don’t want
To do it Larry I don’t feel like doing that right now um she want she’ll talk to you in person she wants to discuss this in person okay flight 627 Francisco is now boarding all passengers in row 16 and higher from a board now Al set um how long does it take to
Get to Monteray about 2 hours two hour we can still make it okay all right I’m going to drive I’m going to drive thank you Jesus Christ slow down I want to check the machine we had a fresh grape huh I’ve had I’ve had fresh apples
Never had a fresh grape never had a fresh cherry never had a fresh pear never seen a pear never saw a pair outside of a fruit what’s going on the machine’s not even coming on there’s no message the message that you changed from your office yeah yeah it’s not
Working no did you check it after you you changed it no I didn’t check it I thought it was I did it right yeah yeah well so what so we miss a couple of calls big deal it’s a nice country don’t you think nice country up here maybe we should move up
Here you think we should I think you should look at the map and find out where we are exactly settle down are we settled down do you think I mean what do you have to be to be settled down you have a house chairs you
Know grape works as a a soda sort of as a gum but I wonder why it doesn’t work as a pie great pie there’s no great pie I don’t know do we think we really needed Alaska and Hawaii yeah they they got to ruin everything they ruined the continental
United States ruined it we we have a beautiful Pacific Coast Atlantic Coast that’s the continental United States you don’t need more States we’re not the British Empire are they trying to turn us into the British Empire and what do Puerto Rico anyway please I am trying to
Drive okay that’s 3/10 of a mile right there yeah so I don’t know it’s got to be around here right is that a this a row of pin if we missed this this is a row of Pines we we we already passed Pines and that looks like a car
Car PES hey is that a car up there stupid directions all right let’s just stop and get out and take a look it’s got to be I don’t know stop stop now Larry now what’s going on no oh my God honey KES get hit me you can’t hell get him your how you
Doing anybody need a uh change of dry clothes hot bath you have happy you happy about this Larry what she had in mine how you like this you dick no it’s not fine what the hell is the matter with you I thought that he was drowning
Him okay I’m sorry shit you didn’t think he was drowning him you just didn’t want him to convert so came screaming down the hill to stop it what do I care I don’t care if he converts what do I care that is ridiculous you didn’t want to
Lose a Jew and you know it I don’t care if I lose Jews take them all I don’t need them I don’t want them that was the whole point of the baptism but you came what is that supposed to mean I I want you I don’t want you to be je tell her
You didn’t it was an accident was I I I never saw baptism before I don’t know what it is not know what a baptism is because I’ve never been to one okay well I’ve never been to you know a bris but I know what it is interr
I you know me Dave L I’m the schu’s brother-in-law listen what you did is break cuty things okay top of now let just say you know please you don’t take a b I’m just telling you now do one two to another it’s a guty thing to come in
And step in on something I didn’t even Adit for my family thank you you did good excuse me you did good but I didn’t even hon about this you’re with us now okay you with us now all right well the question is what do we do now when do we
Go back in right what do mean what do you me go back in we got to finish it finish I did it I did I did what I said I was going to do I got under the water you held me under no honey you just kind
Of started it but it didn’t really work not complete it’s not my fault I did what I was supposed to do I know but you got to you got to go back in I dunked you one time you need to be dunked three times you need two more
Dunks you’re joking right no no no no more dunking I don’t want any more dunking you get back in there a couple of dunks you’re done no no more dunks for me I I don’t want to go back in there it was hard the first time I don’t
Want to go back in there now the way you told me you never seen a a baptism before you never heard of that when it you’re a genius a genius well you know I thought something had to be done really I mean you did it you done did so
I said that thing about the baptism Rabbi AA says it takes one man well we don’t have to do do it in a river do you have a tub in this house yes of course we can fill the tub up we can do the I’ll tell you what get
Me a cup of water I’ll sprinkle you just a couple isn’t I don’t think it’s about the river I think I I don’t think I should be doing this what no I don’t you know what I I don’t know what what it’s like to have a baptism I don’t know what
You’re supposed to feel but I felt something when I went in that water when I was held under there I felt some sort of Revelation like it was some sort of message from God that you know I that I I I shouldn’t do this I mean after I
Came out of the water I didn’t feel like a Christian I felt like even more of a Jew what are you talking I’m just saying I’m just saying something happened to me there that told me someone or something was saying don’t do this be happy with who you are you’re
Jewish and that’s okay okay well I need for you to be a Christian before I marry you whoever steps up and does something like that I feel good you should feel you should you should you’re amazing proud of thank you listen I’d like you to talk at my daughter’s butt something changed
My mind for me something makes me feel different now late I think it was the baptism fine then we’re not getting married I’m not getting baptized well I’m not getting married Okay so oh no this is good hey Larry did you hear that we’re not getting married you happy now
You son of a bitch ex Don’t Call Him a son of it’s not a son of a bitch it’s stand happen to do a wonderful thing today what what are you saying that being a Christian isn’t a wonderful thing what are you insinuate wonderful for you we resent the recruitment we don’t need
You ah it’s good to be home hey there’s my jacket there’s the guy that gave my jacket to hey can can you help me out remember me I gave you the jacket oh hi that’s my jacket it looks really good on you very nice I’m glad you could use it there you
Go thanks you thanks again for okay bye oh oh dear yes oh I found these airplane tickets I tried to call you I I the phone number was on there and I I you guys don’t have a phone machine hey hey whaty how are
You what are we doing here want to go to your office well I didn’t go to my office yet I uh hi can I get you some coffee I’ll have a decaf okay okay thank you can I get you someof coffee wouldn’t you love that um I left suie last night it’s a
Whole big thing I had to I I got the hell out of there and I told her I’m we going to the hotel don’t call me ohow yeah yeah holy cow yeah look I don’t know if it’s going to go any further than just a separation type situation
But uh well I mean it was a long time coming and you know yeah um my problem is I don’t know about the divorce thing because you know I don’t want her telling people about me I don’t want things that come out in court I never broke the law you know but personal
Things what kind of things I mean like sexual you know sex there’s certain sexual things that I like and I don’t want Su yammering about what they are they’re not horrible evil things they don’t file of anything that’s against the law she’s got some yeah but
You know just our St stuff that you don’t want her to repeat I don’t want her to repeat so that’s why she sexual blackmail sexual blackmail that is awful that’s yeah it’s see that’s why I’ve never done anything even remotely kinky ever with anyone nothing craziest thing
I’ve done I’ve been on the bottom you know that’s it not even with your wife nothing like you know look what’s happening with your wife so you you protected yourself ahead of time I don’t tell my wife I don’t confine in my life I don’t trust anybody I just you know
Like an acquaintance you think I want a blabbing about me to no if we got divorced tomorrow she have nothing to say nothing she could say maybe she could say I hate a couple of people but that’s but that’s it what do you said a couple nasty things about you
But other than that but that’s a that’s AUM so I do need you to do me a huge favor and that is go by my house and get my clothes Susie will know all about it and uh she’s going to be there yeah she probably will be there ping SEC codes
And all that you know she’ll eat me alive just grab my stuff boy I feel like it’s like it’s it’s almost like worse than confronting a mourner I owe you big time no you don’t knowe me I’ll go later today oh my God you would not believe
This article you would not believe what a political agenda triple A has honestly they just want more roads so there’ll be more cars so they’ll have more members and more money coming in they don’t care about the environment they don’t care about pollution and we’re members we’re we’re supporting
This you should read this I’m going to why are you so quiet I don’t quiet you’re read are you thinking about sex what the hell are you talking about now whenever you’re quiet you’re usually thinking about sex I’m not thinking about sex you’re not kind of not thinking about little afternoon sex or
Something I’m just curious It’s kind of kinky you think I’m kinky do you think you’re kinky well you just said it’s kind of kinky you think I’m kinky I’m not kinking I’m just saying for you to want to have sex in the afternoon is kind of crazy first of
All I didn’t say I want to have sex in the afternoon did I that’s what you said why you say that lot going on in there that you don’t ever like like sick things going on is that what you I didn’t say sick you think there’s sick
Twisted things going on are there sick twisted things going on no not at all no I don’t know where you get that from I was just thinking about Jeff that’s all forget forget I said anything sorry sorry sorry I got to go call Jason Alexander for the show yeah we’re going to get
Together do you believe that I might be getting back into Network television I think it’s great all he really loves the idea loves it I mean he can’t stop talking about it hello hey J uh who is it LJ hey L what’s shaking we’re going to hook up
And uh talk about the show yeah that’s what I’m calling about great great where uh where you want to do this um well we could do it we could do it here we could do it in my office would you mind coming here okay all right I’ll meet you there
You don’t mind no no that’ll be fine 3:00 okay all right I’ll see you then okay bye never fails every time I have to go to a meeting or there’s a meeting it’s never in my office or my house I’m always going no nobody’s ever coming to me I’ve never
Had a meeting in my house or my office never I don’t even need chairs in front of my desk nobody ever sits there every meeting I’m traveling hey I’d know that tush anywhere k k hey jaon open the window I’m I’m I’m a sorry I didn’t ask
Your opinion I’ve got three kids in there scared half to death because some baldheaded turd is shooting at him no sir we we were we were playing Cowboys and Indians have you heard a Coline it’s idiots like you that caus this whole society to be going crazy
With violence no I’m not a violent shut up you know what you’re looking at you were looking at 245 lbs of Twisted steel and drop your bony butt to the curb of heel I will body slam you so hard that you will poop your bald pants hear me
Don’t you ever ever ever Point another finger at my kids again because if you do I will break it off and shove it right up your sphincter you hear me yes sir yeah 7135 0359 that’s impossible when okay well I want to get it reinstated no she had no authorization
To do that no that’s my wife no I I don’t want to cancel it all right thank you very much dude you’re going to bust your bumper what you’re going to bust right through your bumper oh it it goes through right in front of your other Tire your back
Tire and use the crank makes it easier which one the crank there wa there’s two cranks we got to loosen the lug nuts first I mean before I lift it am I too close to the curb do anything about changing the tire want to help me change your tire
Here use a little help now need a little assistance I never took a shop class and I need a little help okay I’m just coming flat out and saying help me that’s anybody want to help a semi- retarded individual change a tire $25 $30 $30 to change a tire okay $35 $35
Change this tire for me right now I’ll give you $35 I’ll give you $10 for a response for a a verbal response $10 anybody want to make $10 and respond verbally no so then he calls me a ball turd 5 minutes later oh Jesus Christ so he cut it he
Slashed the tire slash the tire yeah son of a bitch the guy’s coming with my car and I got to drive him back to the gas station so I got to go downstairs now yeah in a couple of minutes he’s going to be here I’m sorry all right did you
Get a license PL or anything yeah the guy’s license is 14 Thor 14 Thor and he looked like like a Norseman of some kind there’s a guy there’s a a professional wrestler you know one of the guys named his first name is Thor Thor um Olen Thor Olen professional sounds familiar for
Olome and I think I I saw something there’s a big wrestling thing in town at the stap center it could be him you’re kidding he’s in La for this yeah who else would have a plate like that yeah and he sounded like a wrestler when he
Was standing over my window I was doing that he sound just the description is exactly the same as what you’re saying big huge guy long blonde hair what’s this thing oh that you you ever get one of these no what is it supposedly supposedly I drove through some sort of
Red light or or an intersection of some kind and they have these photos now holy cow they took your picture yeah they had the thing up on on the on the on the light I don’t mind it if if they actually catch you doing something illegal but not not on camera what Jesus
Am I fat yeah looks like just put another cou up yeah well horrendous well I’m real sorry what a wasted day listen all right I tell you you want to do tomorrow I don’t think there’s that much to go over really Let’s uh make a time with ver you’ll
Come back in tomorrow I got some some openings in the afternoon and uh we’ll kick it around for an hour or so we’ll get into it okay I was kind of thinking maybe tomorrow we could do it in um my office in Santa Monica no that’s that’s okay let not do
That um no we’ll do here this is good this works this is good well it’s kind of a lot easier for me if uh we could do it in Santa Monica I mean you know I came here today so tomorrow maybe yeah it just it kind of
Works a little better for me if you come here it’s it’s a little easier I can I can you know I can focus on it a little better I got a very nice office you’ll be able to focus in on anything I’ll give you a very comfortable chair I got
I got blackboards up there we can write it all out you know it’ll be a bre you know it’s not the office very little maintenance it’s just um you know we supposed to have a meeting then then we have a meeting so let’s let’s let’s start by doing what we
Set out to do let’s accomplish that let’s have a meeting here at my office we did attempt to have the meeting and I did make the drive part so the drive part that that I did too the driving you got that’s a little out of balance now
Cuz I did my drive and but it’s not out of balance cuz you know you were driving and I was waiting so but the important thing is we didn’t well the waiting there’s a lot to do while you’re waiting there’s nothing to do while you’re driving tomorrow if you want to drive to
My office I’ll be happy you can keep me waiting for as long as you want I know but we made a plan set a plan we said we’ll meet at my office and we’ll have a meeting yes that’s the plan that hasn’t been accomplished let’s accomplish that
That’s but we attempted to have the meeting but it was a and we failed let’s have that meeting let’s have that meeting we’re having that meeting right now this is not a meeting about the show this is a meeting about having a meeting I know but the intention is the same
Don’t you understand I drove here with the same intention the driving is not the meeting the driving is what we’re talking driving is driving is what we’re talking about you keep coming back to this insane thing with driving yes driving is not the issue did we make I
Think driving is the issue we had a sing plan we were going to have a meeting about the sh in my having a meeting you can try around the world we still Haven have a meeting Cheryl yes what did what did you do you canceled tripa a what happened here why
Didn’t you tell me you were canceling triaa well after that article how could I not I was reading it to you you you didn’t say you were canceling I was going to tell you when you got home I didn’t know it was urgent oh well that’s
Great I had to change the tire and look look look at this what happened it’s a long story I I got to go change my clothes I got to go to Jeff’s house and pick up his clothes oh by the way why did you tell Wanda she has a big ass I
Didn’t tell Wanda she had a big ass she just called me and told me I didn’t say she had a big ass okay I yelled out the window and I said I’d know that tush anywhere that’s all I said why would you do that why would you even comment about
Her ass why what’s because you might as well just call out and say hey You’ got a really big ass it’s the same thing it was just a friendly remark that’s all that’s a friendly remark yeah I was just being nice I was being nice and chummy
You don’t yell a comment about a woman’s ass there’s only one way to take it no no if she had a small ass I could have said I know that tush anywhere so what you shouldn’t you shouldn’t say anything at all you know you just shouldn’t talk
About why what’s the big deal what if I did say she has a big ass so what that’s not so terrible what’s the matter with a big ass I like big asses there’s no problem you like big asses I don’t mind a big ass I mean no not necessar big this is
Interesting know what you love big asses no I don’t love big asses how big do you like them I like them just the regular I like them just like yours okay that’s how because mine is really big it’s not really big it’s not it’s it’s good size you said you just said I
Love big asses and I like yours I said don’t mind them I like your yeah I like it you know I’m Dy there are a lot of things about you I don’t know no there’s nothing about you something don’t say I have I don’t have
An ass fin no no this is very kinky it’s like all this is unfolding now interesting after years together I’m just finding out what are you crazy sexual that’s so true no I’m not the Deviant I didn’t say deviant you got nothing on me are you expecting somebody Wanda what hi come on
In hey hey okay Wanda oh you know who I am okay thought I had to turn around show you my big ass you completely completely Mis interpret that I I I didn’t you yell out hey big ass I didn’t say big ass just saying hello I was just
Trying is that how you say hello uh well is that hey big ass or hey hey assy hey I know your ass what what what is that that’s not how you say hello with perhaps not so some something about my ass has made you download and you store
It in your memory no no that’s not so wrong with we were just having this did you tell him how wrong it is say something like that I told him you know woman’s ass is very personal I didn’t know he was so obsessed with asses this man you know
You have Larry you are an ass not an you are an ass Fe what the fetish hey I don’t have any ass fetish okay let me get obsessed with asses I’m not obsessed with asses okay assy and what is that that shit all over you what you been
Doing scaming around looking for asses all under bleaches and say oh where is that is oh if it isn’t Jeffrey’s messenger boy he’s such a slimy spineless creature Larry that he sends you to do his dirty work don’t you resent it well fine all right let’s get this over with come
On he can’t even face me that fat fuck you know what I mean Larry that he sends you his friend he puts you in this awkward position like all the time they secret secret it’s not even awkward I’m very uncomfortable I don’t know about all the little bimbos with these little
Actresses he tells them he’s going to give them parts and help their career so he can get a nice little blowjob I know him he thinks I don’t know this shit what did he tell you what did he tell you he what did he say did he tell you I
Kicked him out yeah his male ego his stupid he thinks I don’t know about that Porn Stash take all this crap he’s going to need this alone in theel of booty big ass Mama all his favorites think I don’t know about this crap oh you’re into this shit too you’re
Into the kinky big ass Mama crap crazy I thought you were a family man I don’t know what I recognized that woman from the back let me tell you something you’re a perverse fat fuck manager you know what he makes me do violates me he defiles me at night he makes me who’s
That Susie what’s going on where’s Jeff where’s Jeff you’ve done something Rocky haven’t you what is this what what is this all right Jeffrey is at a hotel Larry Tak clothes to the hotel for oh well I want to talk could I go with you
Please to the hotel I want to go with you no no you get excited you’re over work now just st stop it I want to see my boy Larry take Mom to the hotel with you Dad you stay here with me okay thank you okay very care we’ll take care of
Everything we’ll take care of everything I’m sure you had something to do with this you rotten bastard why did you have to put those clothes of Jeff just throw them in bag why why did you have to throw them in on in the trunk on top of a dirty old Tire why
There’s obviously something wrong with that’s the question that is why would anybody do that person wouldn’t do that and I don’t have a closet in my house I’m just used to throwing things around like that and throwing them on the floor I throw them on the floor that’s how I
All my clothes are at home all on the floor I don’t even have a bed I sleep on a big pile of clothes well it’s just disgusting I’m a disgusting man well I can see that I’m just dying I’m so you’re disappoint I’m ding well no let
This here lose fat as fast as you can here yeah really that sounds good I’d like to get that number uh if you got a pan let me put that down one in the back seat all right in my day nobody got divorced I mean you know one little problem and nowadays
It’s goodbye grab your clothes and you’re gone I that people live together for years and years hating each other desperately but still they what are you doing oh you like that old car you know the back seat faces out so you can see where you’ve been yeah it makes you
Nauseous the fumes you know that come out from the can I help you with that this is a beautiful hotel is it a yeah I want to retire here absolutely gorgeous did Jeff Jeff say he was going to meet us here us in the lobby lobby I don’t
See yeah what’s that oh Jeff Jeff darling hey what’s the trouble here please sir yeah hold on hey come here your father one second mom drop him there throw him down there okay your father’s just all broken up about this de we’ll talk about it go up to the room
Okay go room room 818 here you go room 818 and uh ma I’ll be up there second and we’ll talk we’ll talk about I’ve come all this way we’ll talk a minut just go up with him and I’ll be up there in a minute just take some from the mini
Bar relax I’ll be right up there you promise me now I promise you all right sweetheart all right I’m sorry about this whole thing thanks for the ride so what happened with Susie guys look dad’s going to run for the bathroom this isn’t funny so why face nothing
She’s a lunatic you know she’s fucking nuts yeah she’s crazy now you know why I’m here remember remember earlier today you said that um you owed me one yeah I owe you big I I need to take you up on it wow okay what now like quickly right
Now yeah what I actually have a um rather bizarre request what I want you to go outside there’s a station out there I know I’m about this but what I want you to let the air out of somebody’s tires it’s a it’s a it says 14 Thor on the license
Plate it’s a red station we against right out in front you can’t miss it 144 all right yeah sure I guess have to do it now hurry up all you’ll you’ll be here right be here okay all right yeah hey guys hey hey hey how you doing
Good you all right good Hey listen your dad’s that wrestler isn’t he y Thor Thor yeah yeah good T guy well listen I got a little piece of information for you that might interest you wrestling’s fixed what do you mean all the m are set up beforehand the winners are all
Predetermined it’s completely illegitimate you mean it’s fake exactly fake that’s exactly the word I’m looking for Dad’s kind of a big fake you know what he is he’s more of an actor than a wrestler dad’s an actor that’s right the whole thing’s the big phony baloney everybody knows that nobody thinks it’s
Real hey you tell them the Bol tur said hello okay hi hey what have you been up to today working oh really you and Jason worked things out no we can’t seem to agree on the locus seek we did of points I suggested a restaurant he thought it was
Too close to me then he suggested one I thought it was too close to him and we just can’t get it together of course you can’t are you expecting something from the city no can I open it sure oh my God what hello foree speech speech which what name ISE for to don’t
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