What is your best well that escalated quickly story it was winter in Portland I was at a bar until closing time with some friends once the last call was over probably 30 or so of us that were still there stumbl outside to find that it’s been snowing a bunch so we proceed to
Have an impromptu snowball fight and it’s one of those great random moments in life that you’ll just remember forever anyways everyone’s buzzed and the Snowballs started getting thrown harder and harder and eventually someone hits someone else with a chunk of ice and before you know it an allout brawl
Has started in the middle of the street a massive street fight is happening and some giant Samoan guy nicknamed moose is just pummeling the crap out of one of my friends his jacket is torn to shreds another friend heads to his car and grabs a flashlight out of his trunk and
Beats the moose in the back until my friend can get away then I kid you not a car pulls up and a guy jumps out and ask me what side am I on so he jumps in and starts fighting people with no hesitation shortly after we hear hear
Police sirens in the distance so my friends and I all take off to our car but since it’s snowing we’re all stuck so we get out and start rocking the car back and forth until we get it unstuck Pile in and take off before the cops get
There and there’s your cue because once some guy named moose joins in on a street fight that you’re involved in I suggest you better get out of there story two I used to work at a fast food place thinly disguised as a coffee shop and many situations escalated unexpectedly first woman husband or
Boyfriend and infant come in and sit down after a few minutes the mother takes her infant with her to the bathroom and not 30 seconds later she bursts out screaming about her lack of changing tables the store is very old and is part of an even older strip mall
There just simply isn’t room for changing tables in the bathrooms she wanted to see the manager who was very rarely around on afternoon ships so I told her of such and let her know the Wendy’s across the parking lot did have changing tables instead of just making
The two-minute walk to the Wendy’s she just proceeded to scream at me saying that because I was such a crappy employee for not installing changing tables she had to change her baby’s diaper on a table in store and she did and afterward I drenched the whole area
And disinfectant the next day the same woman came in with fiveish of her other friends and all of them proceeded to write scathing comment cards second the company has a 20-minute freshness guarantee as soon as the pot is done Brewing we mark it for 20 minutes ahead
Around 10:30 p.m. half an hour left in my shift a man with a rather thick accent comes in I repeated his coffee to him to make sure I heard him correctly he confirms and indicates he wants the freshest pot as it was the end of the
Night I only kept one pot on with another Brewing so there was only one choice it was 10 minutes old I asked him if that was okay he replied as long as it’s fresh well that’s as fresh as as far as corporate is concerned so he
Takes his coffee sits down takes a sip then immediately returns to the counter with that fire in his eyes that makes any retail food employee go oh screw me now I was expecting a verbal assault what I wasn’t expecting though was him to throw his coffee at me whilst calling
Me a stupid witch while I’m frantically untucking my uniform shirt to pull it away from my skin I back up into the display case knocking over several trays of donuts and cookies in the process he continues to insult my intelligence my coworker over here from the back and
Kicks the guy out I’m just glad I wasn’t burned third had a woman and her son Nish I guess come in on roller skates I at first didn’t kick them out because I was just amazed they even did that while the mother is at the counter ordering
Her son is skating around the dining room which is really really unsafe I’m thinking this kid is going to trip on an uneven tile or a chair leg and hurt himself pretty badly so I asked the kid to please sit down or leave the store because he’s being very unsafe mother
Who has been very pleasant this whole time snaps at me and tells me to never speak to her son I still poed as ever ask her to tell him to sit down or leave because he could hurt himself her switch flips to the crazy position now and she starts screaming about how I’m
Threatening to harm her son she actually calls the cops on me telling them I’m trying to hurt her kid so they send a cruiser over and everything and they end up telling her to leave because she’s clearly crazy fourth the manager hired the son of a friend we start him out on
The counter but proves to be ill suited to the job so he’s bumped into the baker which is much easier before long we realize that the guy is nuts with an anger management problem he’s ridiculously territorial over the display case Donuts muffins cookies Etc and gets really upset at us when people
Buy them for anyone not following that’s the entire point of the business one day it was particularly busy and donuts were flying off the the shelves the baker was getting progressively more and more irritated and we started hearing him cursing and banging things around in the back meaning people in the dining room
Could hear Too coworker goes back to ask him to calm down and be a little quieter and I follow suit because crap I want to see how he reacts as I turn the corner to lean over the little swinging Cafe door a pallet knife goes flying past my
Head and bounces off the sandwich unit behind me Guy starts screaming unintelligibly before tearing off his apron and walking out do you work at a Tim Hortons because I swear this is basically describing at least half of the teamies I’ve been to Story three me and my friends were just talking about
Stupid stuff and the conversation turned into our dirty habits we started teasing one of our super religious friends asking her how often she did the dirty since she’s planning to save herself for marriage she did the you know usual blushing and refusing to answer at first
Then out of the blue she went I can only do it when it hurts she won’t say anything more but things got awkward fast since that coupled with several other things we know about her made us really wonder about her past she is really uncomfortable with and scared of
Being touched by both men and women even if it’s just a hug she has no memories of her childhood before age 12 she grew up with a large household staff who were often alone with her since her mom was often in the hospital and her dad was
Too worried about her mom to really pay attention to the kids she is intelligent but often behaves like a child doesn’t get sarcasm believes everything people tell her sees things only in black and white she’s always attracted to domineering emotionally abusive quote unquote friends who will bully her she’s
Never really been interested in romantic relationships she’s really pretty but will make herself ugly by doing things like refusing to shower for days chopping off her own hair she comes from a rich family so she can afford a good hairdresser and wearing the same outfit for almost an entire your year Etc none
Of that on its own is something to be concerned about but once you put all of them together and take that statement she made into account it gets very worrying we asked her if she could try to think back to remember anything that happened to her before she was 12 but
She just started freaking out and seemed close to having a panic attack all of us have our suspicions but she seems happy as a person so we all agreed the best thing to do is just leave this alone and just be there for her when she needs it
Story four my ex- roommate decided to get his significant other a dog though the dog a super cute husky puppy would live with us when he mentioned this to me and the other roommates we said no because the Lee said no pets 2third of us were allergic to dogs and huskys
Aren’t known for not shedding well he got the dog anyway and said he’d keep it in a crate in his bedroom so the dog hair wouldn’t get all over the apartment q a week later around 8:00 p.m. when I open my door to go to the bathroom and
Find a husky puppy peeing on the carpet in front of my room I yelped in Surprise and the dog left a trail of pee down the hall which my room insisted I clean up because I scared it he crated the dog but we got into a verbal fight and I
Stormed out planning to stay with a friend for the night I was sick and tired of not being able to breathe at night from my allergies on my way out I called him a few Choice names and slammed the door I drove to my friend’s house stopping to get gas from my car
This is important later apparently my slamming of the door was enough that his shelves of DVDs 250 plus stacked on shelves above his bed and the dog’s crate fell onto the dog crate and his bed now bear in mind that I didn’t know this had happened as I had already left
The apartment I wouldn’t have known if the shelves had fallen had I not gotten a call the next morning at my friend’s house from the police asking that I come into the station for a questioning for attempted murder assault and battery domestic violence and animal cruelty the
Officers started with where were you at 9:00 p.m. last night the a-hole of a roommate had concocted some story that I had tried to murder him and his dog I had somehow come into his bedroom and loosen the shelves so they’d fall on the dog and kill it and injure him I
Explained to the officer that I was getting gas at 9:00 p.m. I had a receipt to prove it and I stayed at a friend’s house who would verify that I was there starting at about 9:15 the officer told me to make my way down to the station to be questioned regarding the domestic
Violence charge I asked him how it was domestic violence all I did was call him a freaking a-hole and slam the door the officer stopped and said he’d call me right back I can only assume that in the interim the cop called my roommate because I got a call about an hour later
Saying my roommate had decided not to press charges because it would affect our careers and that I needed to be careful what I said to people as they might take it wrong he was in his final year of dental school and I was starting my PhD I got a call about 20 minutes
Later from one of my other roommates who told me that she came home to find him all bloody and bruised as apparently he was lying in bed when the DVDs came crashing down and he had told her that I had beat him up I can only assume he
Told the same thing to the cops I immediately decided since there was a month left on the lease I was going to move out that day and put everything in storage until I could find a new place when I got back to my apartment I found he had trashed my room dumping used
Coffee grounds and dog crap on my bed nice guy eh he’s practicing Dentistry somewhere in Connecticut right now wow so maybe this guy should focus on fixing teeth rather than making up stories on another note maybe we can fix this too turns out 85% of you still aren’t
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Ago man thing and I went off-roading for a fun afternoon ride so we have a truck that can handle a lot and a small winch as well as usually good judgment as to what we can tackle and what we can’t so we got out there and found this small
Road that looks sporty and fun but not too bad went through a few small puddles no trouble then came up to a bigger puddle that went right through the middle of the road there was a small one off to the one side that looked fine so
We went in for that too turns out that this hole was shaped like a bathtub a approximately the perfect length and width of our wheelbase we drove in and dropped about 2 ft into what was actually thick mud with a really thin layer of water on top and the water came
Up to about 2 in below the doors good times we tried all kinds of techniques to get out no luck even tried using me as additional weight sitting in the bed over the tire all we achieved is throwing more mud up all over me in the truck we couldn’t use the winch because
Miraculously there were no trees within 100 ft on either side looked around for wood to shove under the tires didn’t find any tried digging out some of the mud with our hands which didn’t help and only got a sweat and dirty and actually stained our hands brown with some tannin
After about 5 hours of this it started getting dark so we finally gave up and I started looking for toe companies that could get us out of the forest thank God for mobile internet we were just barely close enough to a tower for at least 1X
So I could look up some tow companies I found a few companies who all said they had a four-wheel drive wrecker but they all had a part missing or something broken and anyway they weren’t going to come out without their four-wheel drive finally I got someone who said they
Could do it but we’re far away I gave them directions and we waited in the bed of the truck since we were all wet and dirty and it started getting unseasonably cold down in the 50s in Florida in September and since we were all wet it was hard to keep warm
Eventually we gave up and climbed back into the cab getting mud all inside of it we waited for 2 hours before I started calling the guy and when I finally got him he said oh oh yeah we couldn’t find it so we had to turn around but of course he didn’t even
Bother to tell us so I had to call around some more and got another guy who said they could come out and this is around 11:30 p.m. by now this team was better and actually kept in touch by text they got to the right Road and got
Part way down to us and then they got stuck too they were able to get unstuck their truck with a tow hook but they couldn’t make it down to us so I had beg them over the phone to wait for us we left the truck behind and hoofed it
About 2 miles back to where they were and then rode out with them now this was a hellish ride on top of everything else because these guys while really nice we’re also crazy we’re taking this rough road at 20 mph in a giant tow truck four
People were crammed into the cab of an F250 two of which were not small people and we had some bumps where my head hit the roof and by now everything felt sort of unreal especially the weird small talk we were having with these tow truck
People but it was all worth it when we got home around 2:30 in the morning we could take showers and sleep in our own bed the next day we found another guy who went and checked it out in his own pickup truck before taking his tow truck
Down there and he was able to get it out without a lot of trouble and finally we got to take it home although we had to stop at a car wash to hose out all the mud since it had sat around 2 ft deep in mud overnight there was actually no
Long-term damage to the truck surprisingly except there is still mud stuck up under there in places that might just never come off story six oh man I was thinking about this story the other day when I was 16 I was working a seasonal weekend job at this pumpkin
Patch SL amusement park place in my hometown I was on parking lot Duty directing cars into parking spaces when some guy walks up to me and asks who owns the property I told him who owned it and the guy started yelling about how everything costs too much and we’re all
Scam artists I said something like I’m a 16-year-old kid you think I have anything to do with the prices here it was my last day and and I was planning to never come back so I really didn’t care and he told me to shut up and
Stormed off 10 minutes later I take my break and I see this guy is now in a screaming match with the owner this is happening in plain sight of everyone and ends when the owner yells you and your family get off my property or I’ll call the police the guy walks away screaming
That he’s going to sue again it was my last day so I don’t know if anything actually came of it story seven this happened to me when I was 18 during the summer I was going into my freshman year of college I was at this party and me
And a few of my friends were sitting outside with some kids who were 2 years younger than us I knew one of them when I was in high school and he and I would always make fun of each other I was really buzzed and they were on a ton of
Grass so we were just making fun of each other for about half an hour well one of the kids called me a witch and I asked him in a kind of joking tone do you want to fight and he said yeah so I got up and I guess he wasn’t expecting me to
Actually get up it was definitely the alcohol taking the wheel and I was just mad that this kid who was so much younger than me had the guts to call me a witch my friend told me I needed to stop yelling too late I went Banner a
Hulk and I yelled I’ll stop freaking yelling when this kid freaking stops disrespecting me are you going to keep disrespecting me the kid just stands there with a blank look on his face and doesn’t say a thing I got mad from that and gave him an open hand right to his
Face my two friends dragged my behind inside as quickly as they could I ran into one of the kids A week later and we laughed about it but I don’t think I ever went one to 100 like that ever in my life I probably would have done the
Same I guess Story 8 I was having a sleepover with some friends and my friend’s younger sister my friend who was hosting the sleepover came down the stairs and told us to shut up then she watched us play video games for 15 minutes and then she went back upstairs
To sleep this was only 9:30 so not too late plus it was Saturday the next day and so no school and it was a summer anyways we were just sitting and chatting playing video games eating snacks and and such my friend’s sister comes downstairs again and tells us to
Shut the hell up and threatens to stop on all of her food my friend told her to stop being a crazy witch she gets mad and throws pillows at us we start laughing and then she sits on the couch watches us play video games for five more minutes before taking the console
And smashing it on the floor it was a beautiful SNES and his parents weren’t there so we broke into her bedroom while she was laying in bed and stole her dollhous and didn’t give it back story nine the this just happened a guy came into my trailer I work in the oil field
And stay in trailers on location and asked if we had the NFL games on I said yes he then got Ira because his trailer isn’t getting the games started shouting profanities at the heavens and wanted to know how to get them I tried to tell him
The channels and he said he tried those and they didn’t work he then called the trailer rental company to demand they come out and fix this he was using every cuss word Under the Sun to show his anger well 30 minutes later the company man had boss on the location got a call
From the rental company about this and promptly went to talk to him he then carried this attitude with the company man and was promptly fired with the company man saying you can go home and watch all the games you want now then potty mouth said sorry I don’t have a
Home to go to company man said well tough luck said get the freak out of here story 10 there’s this bar in East St Louis called pops and it’s open 24 hours and it’s always serving alcohol me and a few friends decided to go there after the club clothes that are around
5:00 a.m. we were all just hanging around still drinking and there was a group of like three guys who were shooting pool next to us and literally out of nowhere with no warning whatsoever one of the guys swings a pool stick and breaks over the back of one of
The other guys he was with and then proceeded to back out of the bar with the broken pull stick in his hand and saying I’m not going to jail I asked the guy that got hit afterwards what had happened and he said he had no idea the
Guy just snapped it was pretty crazy in this case I think we can safely assume that the dude and the Q snap LOL I hope you enjoyed the video and if you made it this far I’m sure you’re also going to enjoy what is your I was gone for a
Second story story three will literally leave you speechless at least it did for me I’ll see you in that video and thank you for watching this one
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