E [Applause] [Applause] N Oh God oh God oh God oh God lots of uh lots of fires lots of fires this morning we are on cellular backup this morning this is a first uh pure test to this this is the pure uh first pure test of my internet has been down
Since uh 8:00 p.m. last night I cannot get it back up it will not come back up all night long all morning long I’ve been working on this no internet so we are completely on cellular today how’s it working is it is it working I show uh 57% dropped frames 57% dropped
Frames can you put your high green screen up yeah boink oh wait where am I what a nightmare what a nightmare uh everything’s [ __ ] everything’s [ __ ] I got I have uh nine fires this morning to put out I’ll explain in a minute hackam Mania it’s falling apart I shouldn’t say
This stuff out loud the whole event might be in trouble all the haters are getting ready to clip I’m kidding of course but I do have an emergency this morning I’m trying to handle something aside from the internet aside from the internet thing uh I might have to go I’m not even
Kidding I might have to go in like an hour I’ve got a nightmare I’ve got got a nightmare situation this has to be solved Today and um you know it’s it’s it’s money it’s everything else people just want money if you were just Rich you could solve all the problems in the world everybody just wants their five grand everybody wants their three grand everybody wants their two grand it’s insane you can’t work anything
Out um frames too hot to hold up yeah look I don’t know how it’s working I’m showing again significant frame droppage what are you going to do what are you going to do either way this this Cellular Connection has to run my whole house so I imagine it’ll just get worse
And worse the more the morning goes on and all my appliances wake up you know my Samsung refrigerator’s got to download firmware every morning my to my air fryers on my Wi-Fi why is my air fryer got to be on my Wi-Fi sends me a notification to my phone telling me my food’s
Done I don’t know it’s not good I I tell you what I it’s not been a great night it’s not been a great night just between look I’m glad this is working it’s showing for me it’s showing yellow oh no it’s red so at least I can come talk to you
Again people are saying it’s choppy maybe it’s bad maybe we shouldn’t do it at all I don’t know I don’t know I rarely know anything about anything that’s a [ __ ] fact he’s Ray deito he’s got no leito kills girls on the street oh he’s hung like a mosquito
He’s Ray deito his failure is complete oh he’s still better than me though he’s Ray deito oh God where do I even start today I’m not kidding I might I might have to leave I might have to leave I I I have real problems I have real problems Grint need
More equipment no it’s not even equipment man and it’s not even look nobody nobody needs equipment um G let’s let’s shut her off let’s shut the music off no nobody needs equipment man it’s not even a [ __ ] hell you know real whoa what is that whoa do you know what that was
Remember this the whole D bur was in a big fat stall and then Melton took a BAC and Chad felt real tall Stevie Lou was cool K was mopping drool and and everyone was talking [ __ ] about AC me up money liar me I won the content Lottery
It all started with my vac remember that why is that still in my board why is that still in my board how do I get that out delete a delete why is that still in there that’s funny um that’s from January my my my how things change how things change please don’t
Make me go watch TS saying I’ve already made the turn um I’ll say this I’ll say this H we need a um you guys don’t remember that we play that’s like from two months ago I didn’t think it would ever get played again I just accidentally clicked it it was
Still on my board um but that’s just me bless his heart bless his heart um look I’m gonna put this out there just in case there’s anybody out there who wants to help if you have a business or a service or something that that you want to sponsor hack
Mania boy oh boy could we use your help right now um look uh I don’t know how to say this without saying it because I don’t want any anyone panicking I don’t want anybody thinking something’s wrong with hackam Mania and I know I know even saying that makes people go uh oh what
The [ __ ] is going on I mean this when I say it nothing’s wrong the event as scheduled and as planned and everything nothing is falling apart nothing is pulled out nothing is wrong at all um and again I know like just me saying that people are going like okay okay
This isn’t how you because if I was watching me do this I’d go this isn’t how you talk when nothing’s wrong it is it is um it’s come to my attention it’s come to my I would like based on how things are going and and progressing and based on a again a
Site visit I was down there um Friday night just again going over again I’m not Chad you know I want everything perfect for this event the more and more I look at the the venue and know how many tickets we’re selling and stuff I’m I’m thinking
We might need a bigger venue I think we might need a bigger better location and the problem with that is we’re two months out less than two months out now so moving the event is not not a worldender but you know significant and then and then uh
You know talking to a couple different uh venues is what I’ve been doing for the past couple days and we’ve got some opportunities to move this thing to amazing V and like amazing venues but I can’t afford it I can’t afford it um you know and what a weird what a
Weird cool place to be we are selling tickets it’s going to be a fun event and we’re selling so many tickets that I think we should possibly you know I I had a backup anyway um but that’s that uh has been booked out now so I’m just you know a smart event
Planner is having a backup um on the on the table anyway just you never know you never [ __ ] know uh you have to move to another location so it’s just a weird we’re in a weird um place because it’s like we’re at a place where POS possibly we should
Move to a bigger better venue but we don’t really have the funds this again less than two months out because here’s the problem I’m going to lose my money for the first venue if I move that’s just that’s just the way it is I put up
Money um if we do have to move venues I’ll lose the deposit there not the full not the full amount but the deposit which is not a ton of money but it’s not nothing so you know these are just decisions that I’m uh uh riddled with
And racking my brain with do I do I put the event on as planned and possibly have it not optimal and and maybe too tight of a space or do I move it I’m not even kidding one of the venues we’re looking at and talking
To is 800 people it seats 800 or not seats it fits 800 people and it’s like well that’s going to look stupid you know I’m not I can’t 800 people we’re not going to full we’re not going to uh we’re definitely not going to have 800 [ __ ] people but it’s like a
Concert venue so like that’s standing I think that’s like Mosh Pit configuration so I think if we like seed it out it’ll see like 300 350 something like that ball powder says no one cares do steel toe I can’t I can’t you can’t you can’t come in here
And try to control it you know that’s the craziest part you’re here every morning do I ever you ever see me look at the chat and somebody’s like enough of that do that me go huh huh right away right away man I didn’t know I didn’t know there was someone wanting me
To do something else I’ll get right on that I’ll get right on that um Spearmint Rhino yeah should we have should we should we move it to a uh should we move it to a strip club should can we move it to the MGM sphere anyway uh look these are my
Problems they’re not your problems but they are very real uh configuration issues that I’m having and all I want to do is get off of this show and go work on them uh fortunately for you it’s to early I can’t really do anything at 6:00 amm anyway I gota wait till 8 a.m.
Um to get to get working I might have to run down and check out some venues today I was talking to another I was talking to a comedy club we were we were um in talks with a comedy club yesterday about moving the whole thing to a comedy club
And uh that’s probably not going to work Johnny Rockwell says you need digital ambassadors yeah Johnny Rockwell sent me an email yesterday I want to be the digital Ambassador for the show so you don’t have to worry about the stream and everything I’ll handle it it’s like
I don’t even know what you’re EMA I don’t even I don’t even know what you’re saying what do you want to do he like pitched himself for this job but didn’t say what he would do or what it was it literally you want me to read
It you guys want to know how Johnny Rockwell pitched me yesterday look at I’m not making fun of Johnny Rockwell but just you tell me what the [ __ ] I’m supposed to do with this look and he’s like a nights fan he gives me some background and stuff y y
Yeah um he says he can’t come to hackam Mania basically but I he still wants to come I’d like to put myself forward as a digital Ambassador a digital curator even it’s like okay I’m listening um as many as there will be there physically there’ll be hundreds of
Thousands uh taking part digitally I can help with that on the weekend itself we don’t want melting or we want melting the performer free from the shackles of concerns over the digital experience please let me humbly help you and together build a digital experience for all I know what you’re thinking I’d love
To hire this guy but I can’t afford him I say you can’t afford not to uh I’m just I’m not looking for monetary gains I just want to help okay great what do you want to do again I don’t know what you want to do I’d like to put myself for as digital
Ambassador digital curator you’re GNA help me you’re going to help me with taking over all the concerns of the digital experience I mean I feel like I’m reading a brochure for nothing hi we’re selling nothing would you like me to flower up the language what would you like to
Do no give me like three specific tasks that whatever the [ __ ] this mean what does that mean no he wants to monitor your [ __ ] okay monitor away I mean what what are we doing he’s like uh I want to help with the digital experience it’s like again you sound like a like a
Consultant what do you want to do monitor the bitstream help with the uploading run OBS switch scenes customer service sign people on sell ticket what do you want to do what do you want to do no I want to help with the virtual experience oh he wants to be a virtual
Guide again say nothing more say nothing more oh he wants to be a virtual guide to what to where what are you talking about oh no no no he’s just trying to be a virt oh he wants to like curate the digital experience what flimsy typed that exactly when I
Said it I mean what I’m like it just because digital Hub right okay so I’m deleting this email then was this a joke because like yeah I’ve never seen anyone say nothing more so this was a bit I can delete it all right I am Johnny I am deleting
This email I assume it’s a bit I you know again I’ve never seen someone say less I’d like to help curate the digital experience what there’s never been a a guy more on the outside saying less he said I’ll email you don’t don’t if it’s going to be like that one
Don’t I’d like to be a digital Ambassador and curate the online experience don’t that sounds gay don’t email me that again what what curate the digital experience I’m dog I’m straight don’t go clicking and and curating around me you [ __ ] idiot no I’ll be like a guide I’ll be
Like a guide for people what what are you talking about you’ll help them find their digital seat you’ll walk them down the digital aisle are we all am I do we all have Oculus riffs what’s happening corff wants to be a digital Ambassador too I hope Cori’s coming you
Know I I I don’t even [ __ ] know what to say look I’m in a bad mood now I’m in a bad mood now the point I’m putting out the call if anyone’s got a business or something they want to promote or if we have like a super rich uh benefactor
That wants to just throw an obscene amount of money to make this uh event better we’ll advertise whatever you own your your uh equipment rental company you have a you have a a fleet of uh delivery Vans you have a a franchise of roller skating rinks throughout the
Midwest do you and your family make bespoke dinner party crackers is there some sort of Um Limestone Quarry owner that wants to kick up you know I’m just trying to think of uh real Rich entrepreneurial types we we need we need uh you know we’re going to have to onboard several several sponsors at different levels you know that you know when uh when uh you
Ever see those uh uh events where they have like sponsor tiers have you tried stonies how much 5,000 no I I don’t think we’ll need that much cuz I’m I mean I am still one look one of the reasons I got to get get going today is
Because I got to get over there and negotiate with this guy I want this space so bad this space I’m looking at but I look I can’t even say what it is because you guys will you guys will [ __ ] it all up I got to get over there and negotiate
I can’t afford what he wants for one night and we’re trying to get it for two nights you know we’re trying to get it for Friday night and all day Saturday and Saturday night for the event I I can’t afford the fee he wants for one night and he wants a guarantee for
$3,000 alcohol sales now look do I think you guys can drink $3,000 worth of alcohol in a night of course of course I’m not worried about the guarantee I’m worried about the uh the rent the rent either way again we’re not in trouble we we have the event where
It’s at I’m worried it’s going to be just again based on the trajectory of sales and it’s a tight spot because it’s like this thing’s pretty budgeted this thing’s pretty budgeted Out so you know I don’t know um single mother five says did you try unplugging it plugging back in we did we did Terry KN Melton inspir inspiring progress uplifting Spirits I don’t know if that’s true at all I don’t know if that’s true at all um single mother five what’s the
Venue Max occupancy at the nerd nerd um it’s FL look it’s a flexible space so it’s it’s not in any of the F people go look at the nerd um I had Rocco even was messaging me like where’s the stage are they goingon to just put up blocks
Over the bowling alley it’s not in any of the photos like the the show area the show space they have like a function room in the in the back that would be where we are that holds everybody um but yeah I just uh look without getting into too many details and I
Don’t want to I’m not trying to air out anybody’s Dirty Laundry about what’s happening behind the scenes and stuff we we have the event we can have the event as scheduled and stuff it’s fine I’m just looking ahead anticipating issues you know and we just may have to
Take some steps um my because my concern uh personally I don’t need to make a dime off this thing so I’d rather have it just be an awesome event and everybody have fun I don’t really need to make money off of this I I and again I rather pay I’d rather make sure
Everybody else makes money before myself you live you learn this is my first time ever throwing uh a a multi-day event like this especially doing a myself every little every little part of it from ticketing the customer service to the tech side to the stream to the
Logistics to you know just every [ __ ] aspect of it and again most of it’s just to prove how easy it is to make Chad look dumb this is just a bit this just to show you that all you have to do is give a [ __ ] a little bit a little
Bit um it’s it’s only a papered room again this the opposite of a papered room people are uh spending at least a hundred bucks to be there so you know I I take some pride in it I want it to go really well I want it to be a fun
Event and I want it to be a good time for everybody so I’m not uh resting on any Laurels or taking it lightly or not spending time doing it um but I will say this I’ve no I shouldn’t say I shouldn’t say it hey congrats to the azep Keel Keel is Keel
Here rule number one pay yourself first said somebody in the I don’t agree with that not for something like this look this is my hometown it’s easy to do I’d rather um I’d rather again I I I’ll I’ll make sure everybody else gets money before I get money fact of the matter is
Like uh the money that I’m going to make on this is probably going to be reinvested into like equipment for it that’s just a fact that computer over there was purchased mainly um you know I’m not dumb I knew bow would never [ __ ] claim it again
All the dude has to do is send me an email with his address no no so that computer over there was was a couple Grand and that’s going to be used at the event probably to stream um the event but now just because I had to buy that
System and everything for hackam Mania does that come out of like the hackam Mania account no that’s a nobody likes onions purchase so what I’m saying is like my chances of making money on this event are probably nil because I I purchased cameras computer equipment stuff like
That uh I’m not gonna I’m not going to be profiting um is WP being a pain or not no just Dirty Deeds Dirty Deeds is being more of a pain to watp than watp be Dirty Deeds is like raking watp over the Colts why aren’t they proing promoting the
Events W aren’t they promoting the events it’s like I think they are I think they are you know it’s it’s in nobody’s interest to not promote the event either way um they’re trolling You Patrick the stream is smooth enough look you’re not telling me anything I don’t know
I I see YouTube saying it’s not receiving enough data to maintain smooth streaming this is why I’m saying again we might go we might go an hour or two today and have to come back this afternoon number one the internet’s [ __ ] number two uh you know I’m just trying to handle my
Business your audio is cutting out I can’t do anything about it nerd [ __ ] go go sit and [ __ ] spin why don’t you sit down and rock back and forth uh Indian style [ __ ] weirdo what do you want me to do push fix audio button I supposed to
Do supposed to do mama mama mama post to do idiots again what push a button fix fix as if I’m making it bad on purpose oh he probably doesn’t know he need to push the fix button he probably don’t need to know he he probably don’t know
He need to push the make audio work nice button you [ __ ] idiot you [ __ ] losers these are the only people I want watching my program Carl’s been disguising ads as content for weeks yeah look I watch the clips man I I he he he plugs it I
Watched the clip yesterday he had it scrolling across how come on come on grow up I do love that though I love the idea of guy uh Mel your audio is choppy oh [ __ ] I didn’t realize I was leaning on the chop it up button for my audio I’ll get off
That what do you want me to do idiot what do you want me to do why don’t you tell me when your ice cream’s melting I’ll come over and blow on it maybe it’ll refreeze keep your problems to yourself nerds I don’t need to hear about it we’re having trouble with
Audio we’re having trouble with audio [ __ ] nerds oh look how far we are behind look how far we are behind now have you updated the BIOS yeah should we just quit should we just call it a day you guys want to go type one in the chat if I should just
Leave because I got stuff to do I got enough you know corn diff makes a good when was the last time you defragmented your hard drive remember that little Windows 95 thing you would have to do it would open up it was like a secret people would go
Like you know what I learned you have to do defragment your hard drive yeah yeah melting your audio’s choppy okay anyone who says my audio’s choppy is getting banned anyone who says the audio’s choppie you’re banned for a month tell me my audio is choppy again say it one more time
[ __ ] say one more time I have choppy audio and see if you don’t get banned for a month see if I’m see if I’m joking on a day like today see if I’m joking on a day like today oh my God what a [ __ ] cuck what
A cuck I am Mr panhandler your internet would be better with a digital curator just a thought yeah Johnny Rockwell is this an attack is this an attack on me is this some sort of um is this because I deleted your email you know what it is you have the I
Have the bit rate too high on the encoding so it’s trying to it’s still trying to broadcast at like 7500 kbps when really I should for cellular we should get that down to around 2500 go out and come back in I’d rather not I’d rather
Not how old are you go out and come back in if I go out I ain’t coming back in I ain’t coming back in look I lied about the uh chop uh Banning people saying it’s choppy I I don’t have the I don’t have the energy to be clicking on people and banning
Them from my world do you understand that it’s too much trouble and for what and for what to get a guy out of my chat who’s spamming me I don’t care spam it spam it see the only thing I have is an active chat so spam away think I need this
Think I care about you why am I having a meltdown today um what’s crazy is you wouldn’t think the audio would just be choppy why not the video why is the video oh the video is a little choppy too though I see it I don’t know I don’t know maybe it’s not
Today maybe it’s not today to have a show maybe we all just uh cram into a van head down to the beach your audio is chopping again what can I do what can I do you’re all telling me as if again as if I have a
Button over here where I’m like chop it up chop it up I like it choppy I like it choppy we’re doing choppy audio day you guys are all telling me as if I can do anything about it it is what it is the stream is what the stream is you
Know oh it’s choppy [ __ ] I have the chop toggle Down chop toggle. comom you won’t see a lot of people doing it but I do it I like it like this a lot of a lot of people do shows they like we want people to hear it smooth we
Want it to be nice we want it to flow not me I want it chop I want it chop if I could figure out somehow how to make the uh the video strobe and give people seizures I would I want choppy audio I want seizure inducing video and
I want people to leave me alone you know it’s too much imagine me trying to cover something today and don’t think I don’t have it did you know planet with a pallet made pizza out of fruit pizza out of fruit she’s cutting up pears and
Putting it on Pizza you know this is how fat people eat fruit now I will have a piece of fruit could you put that on bread with cheese I love an apple could you put that on bread with cheese for me and make some sort of fruit pizza
And she does and she does you think I don’t want to see that glitter and lasers thought she was going to go learn to be a runner a runner you know who I’m talking about the girl shaped like a golf ball she’s completely round she’s completely [ __ ] round 480 PBS she thought she
Was goingon to jog be a runner I was going to go over corette I have Cory Adam reels that will make your skin crawl and not just because he doesn’t know how to groom his facial hair you know so say whatever you want man this could
Have been great and the only reason it’s not going great is because of you you’re on the receiving end you’re over there going this is choppy this is bad it’s whatever you want it to be it’s whatever you want it to be it’s choppy be better fix your
Speakers you think it’s me it ain’t it ain’t probably is it probably is um but again I can’t do anything about it I don’t have any buttons to make it work panhandler please don’t call tech support I’d rather not I’d rather not I’d rather it work just like me out
Have you thought about hiring a digital curator for your show I am available to work for your show if needed no uh Carlos Danger thank you for the super sticker raggedy man says digital curator sounds like something Reddit mods call themselves also I’m interested in sponsorship uh where can
We talk to tals I look I assume this is a joke raggedy man but my email is in the uh description my email gets scrolled in the chat just now and L at nobody likes.com Patrick and nobody likes.com I doub you know again I think you’re joking but come on come
On um is the watp Entourage airfare cost greater than or less than the larger venue cost and number of watp promo codes used again I know you’re all used to talking to Ray who just spills information um no the new venue look I don’t know
What the new venue is going to cost he’s he’s throwing out an astronomical number that’s definitely not going to be so like I said there’s a negotiation that’s going to happen today um I look I’m at the play I’m not even kidding I’m at the place I I’ll
Spend anything I was going to make on a better venue um if it’s going to make the show and the experience that much better again I’m not worried about making money off hackam Mania I I know everybody’s Mel’s going to keep all the money and [ __ ] everybody I I’m not
There’s no way I’m going to even get paid close to what I deserve to be paid for the amount of time I’m putting into this so I’m hoping it all it all becomes like you know groundwork for future shows I’m not really into in it to make Bank
Hello tell me his new venue was in walking distance of the circuit is this Tio I can’t talk I’m training for the ID Rod you can get a bicycle tell me this tell me this new Vu is in walking distance from the Circ no I’m booking them all on the other side
Of town I want to make it I’m dumb I want to make it really tough on everybody I W to make it tough on everybody all right here’s what I’ll do I’ll try to restart this thing and change the bit rate and maybe this will make it nicer okay stand by stand By hold on one second we’re back all right let’s see let’s see are we doing the loop are we doing the loop all right um I adjusted the bit rate down to about 3,000 Kilobits per second so far so good zero frames dropped zero frames dropped are we doing better is this more smooth yay yay we’re still over cellular so it’s still probably going to be dog [ __ ] um but at least we’re doing it at least we’re doing it chip Galloway says
For the venue negotiations look I look I struggle with whether I should tell you guys anything or not what are was saying anyway raggedy man if you’re serious and you have a some kind of sponsorship thing look you know I don’t know if we got a Beverage distributor or something
Out there you want to make the whole thing sponsored by your out call we’ll have we’ll have only your tequila at the event nobody will be able to get any other drink we won’t even have water we’ll make it work Max Bingle uh woo Bitcoin huh Patrick if you need help
With the logistics equipment I work for a company that specializes in technology and shipping of equipment to Live Events um good God I hope not I hope we I hope we don’t have to ship in um equipment we scoured Las Vegas we couldn’t find any mics or speakers we
Had to have them shipped in from Italy yeah if we’re if we’re if we’re uh shipping in equipment we’re in trouble if we need lights this is Chad level stuff this is Chad level stuff so I don’t know I don’t know um look the haters gonna hate everybody’s gonna
Speculate that’s fine I don’t really care like again no one knows anything about anything so I love all the leaks and ideas and um speculation about stuff I love it I love it but again no one knows anything about anything they’re all dumb they’re all Dumb but it is uh frustrating you know you want to do a good uh you want to do a good show you want to have a nice event you want to have a nice time Johnny Rockwell says he’ll organize the whole thing digitally maybe maybe that’s
It maybe I just wash my hands of it and we hand it over to Johnny Rockwell and that way if anything goes bad it’s Johnny Rockwell’s fault I go like well we outsourced it to Rockwell Industries and you’re like who’s that and I just forward all the emails to Johnny
Hello oh wow you hung up come on you hung up you call people do this they call in I answer the phone they sit there on the phone while I finish whatever rant I’m doing and then when I cut to them they hang up they put seven minutes into the call finding the
Number calling in waiting for it letting it ring letting it ring letting it ring I answer it I’m finishing talking they’re waiting on the line we go we throw it to you for your big moment and then you’re like uh click well I’m glad we spent six minutes
Doing that again like what did you just have some extra time were you waiting on a cab you wanted to kill a few minutes what’s the thought process you keep you mold it over in your head then you decide ah that is dumb that is dumb welcome to Kev support I can help
You with your system have you heard uh shulie and Melton use a fake system that allows them to create fake tubes inside the YouTube they use Nigerians uh to get inside the Wi-Fi via an HDMI cable anyway you should call Adam he probably knows Zulu here C
Support technician I am here to fix your bios first stick a banana in the ethernet port there should be there should be um just a tech support line where you where Kevin Brennan’s on the other end of it and has to figure out your problem how no matter how long it takes
Kevin Brennan has to figure out your problem okay I do got to give Lance Lance has got a new one that he’s doing and it cracked me up CU he’s Lance’s New bit is pretending that Earl skel’s like a big deal and that I have somehow had a falling out with earol
Skel and that it’s not fair because earol skel is the only one with credits and he’s like the biggest name on the and the biggest draw on the event and he’s really taking this like look at this he says ever take a moment to think Earl’s name is what secured the venue
And now Pat’s uh pushing him out the venue is so yeah I there’s a rumor that I’m pushing Earl out you know again I I missed the I missed the Genesis of this bit but I am enjoying it first of all the the thing is Earl’s like the biggest star on the
Thing and like Melton started a fight with him and now the rumor is that the venue’s back out because they heard I was being mean to Earl I can’t I can’t but it does make me feel good it does make me feel good like that is funny at least it’s [ __ ]
Funny you know what I mean like at least it’s [ __ ] creative Earls now that Melton’s pushing Earl out what and then the other one was that um oh yeah the venue the venue found out Melton and Earl are fighting so the venu is gone the venue actually emailed me
They’re like we don’t want to take sides we heard there’s a big uh Kur fuffle going on with Earl skel and yeah we wanted to make it we wanted to fix it all we wanted to make it right uh oh my God oh my God so yeah that’s where we’re at again
Um I got to make the I I might just pull the trigger on it anyway and spend the money you know but like I said I can’t do it at what this guy’s asking anyway uh here’s the problem too again one one of these venues I’m looking at is a 800 capacity
Venue and I that’s why I T I was like it’s going to look you know it’s going to look like like wp’s last event where it’s just like half the room is full that’s the last thing I want cuz you’ll you’ll get called a failure look
If you if you have a 300 seat venue and you fill 300 seats it looks packed if you have 800 seat venue and you fill 300 seats you look like a failure so you can’t you know you can’t do 800 seats but then the guy was telling me like no it’s 800 capacity
It’s uh Max seated would be 300 like if they put they put seats and chairs and tables in he’s like then it’s around 300 and I was like it’s still like you know I don’t think we’re going to have 300 I don’t think we’re going to have 300
But then you want Room to Grow but then you also don’t want it to be I don’t know I don’t know but I gotta go talk to the guy because what he wants again what he wants for one night I can’t afford and we need it for two nights so I I got
To go in there and get a minimum 60% discount from this guy but the other the other benefit of it is like we have tickets sold we have a crowd they are ready to come and you are less than two months out you don’t have this date booked on your calendar who’s the
Loser who’s the loser your Venue needs me your Venue needs me it’s two months out you have nothing on the calendar for that weekend your Venue needs me at least that’s what I’m going to say did that sound convincing did that sound convincing ozone says I’m prepared to
Call it a failure of 10% look I have no I have no doubt that losers will call it a failure if it’s packed and everyone there says they have a good time I’m not dumb I’m not do you think I’m new to the net we we could have the biggest event
Ever held on the internet and everybody be like [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah yeah so will it shock me when who’s the what’s the other uh ball powder ball powder and ozone are are arms crossed back at their houses in their favorite worn out chairs going huh knew it it’s
Like oh no oh no it could have gone either way we could have really wowed ozone I missed the chance [ __ ] you know what I was looking for really all I really wanted out of this was ozone coming away from it going those guys really did do it
Those guys really did put it together that was my goal that was my goal what the one thing what do you want to get out of this event Melton I’d like ozone to admit we did it I’d like ozone to step forward and really really just
Say they did it they did it um but you know I can’t I can’t make that happen but we’ll talk to his therapist we’ll try to impregnate his brain with that idea over the next few weeks and who knows maybe by the time the show runs around ozone will be reprogrammed a
Little bit he’ll look over at the event he’ll go huh failure but much less of a failure than I thought and then we all go yay and we pass around ice cream cake and we pass around ice cream cake audio choppy again I don’t believe you it says it says it’s Flawless it
Says it’s perfect I haven’t missed one [ __ ] frame since I came back at this bit rate so it’s you it’s you go every time I see night Melendez in my Monitor it’s Terri terror Terror inducing it’s Terror inducing and then you know what JN doesn’t really care I mean we knew this
And it’s the same reason I [ __ ] uh screamed about Kevin Brennan’s wife and stuff and then he made then he kind of shut the [ __ ] up yeah cuz you don’t care about your wife and kids Kevin Brennan that’s all I wanted to prove you don’t give a [ __ ] about them you whiny [ __ ]
I we we pretty much feted your wife and children open on the program and and did the worst things to them in our imagination you don’t even give a [ __ ] you don’t even give a [ __ ] now look you shouldn’t and and we all knew you didn’t
Give a [ __ ] but that’s all I wanted to prove people can tell you they’ll rape your daughter and then you’ll have them as a guest on your podcast you’re a phony fraud your family doesn’t love or respect you and neither do we and that’s all I wanted everybody to see that’s all
I wanted everybody to see Kevin Bren doesn’t give a [ __ ] about his wife Kevin Bron doesn’t give a [ __ ] about his children and by the way neither does Stuttering John neither does Stuttering John it’s all content it’s all content he’d rather yell about you doing something to his kids than do
Something to his kids you know I I I couldn’t even watch all the Stuttering John he just kept going back to it like all right all right d talking [ __ ] about my children it’s like I mean yes and are yall okay are y’all all right and what yes I talked about your children
And what just checking just making sure that’s what you were doing you [ __ ] loser it’s like okay okay people want to do a Zulu wall please I can’t I can’t I tried to print out a black person on my printer and it was like eh computer says no computer
Says no you’ve got to order all new toner for that you know how they have those crayons uh with all the skin colors with all the skin tones of the world you got to get you got to get special toner for your printer to print black people they call it um ebony they
Call it the ebony collection every cartridge is black you got to take out the C you got to take out the M you got to take out the Y it’s all K it’s all K by the way coincidence coincidence did I pull out cmy and have to put in KK
K you sure sure about that you take out the C Cen you take out the M magenta you take out the Y yellow for black it’s k for black it’s K tell me that the printer industry isn’t racist if you black cartridges are KS you need three black cartridges you have
To walk into staes and go k k k please you ever think about that the printer industry the toner cartridge industry has roots way back to slavery they used to make the slaves operate the elevators and the printers that’s true that’s true used to like if you worked in an
Office building and you needed a copy or something faxed you’d have to walk up to a black guy hand it to him and he would be like opax this right away Mr boa bua BBA and then he goes over and hits the buttons white people weren’t allowed to operate the
Machines only blacks and then they would bring you like your fax cover sheet and it would be all greasy from the chicken cuz it used to be that’s how it used to be every black guy had Chicken and watermelon and ran fax machines and elevators and and what eventually put a
Stop to that was not um the Civil Rights Movement people just got tired of the buttons being so greasy you know if the black people called in sick and the white people had to push the buttons on the elevators sometimes they would slip and fall they would hurt
Themselves ah okay sorry stop being racist I don’t know how can you imagine slipping and falling on an elevator button what the [ __ ] does that even mean what does that even mean they used to call them blacks machines wow whoa oh that’s [ __ ] up that’s [ __ ] up Mrs New York’s
Right Miss New York’s right um this is [ __ ] up is [ __ ] up I want to start a podcast it’s just alternative black history that I make up like that it’s all just madeup facts remember when they used to make black people swim to the fax machines wow is that
True that’s how they could tell which ones were the most educated if they could swim [ __ ] hell God uh history was rough on people history was tough on humans all right should we try to do it is it working is this are we working fine on cellular backup today should we do a
Show or should I get the [ __ ] out of here my email is popping my email is popping oh my God get out of town ah I just got an email hi I don’t know if this presents more logistical problems but have you considered live music for the downtime between comics and events
Musicians and gear could stay up in the back uh line without getting in the way like kill Tony I only ask CU a good live General business cover band would be willing to part with some money for a spot with that kind of visibility hold
On you think I’m if I hire a band to come play hackam Mania for 9 hours on a Saturday in between shows they’ll pay me I want to make sure I got this right from 2: pm to midnight you want me to get a band to come play in between
Podcasts and you think they’ll pay me for the exposure for the visibility hey I’m looking for a band that wants to come out and play for 10 hours and the good news is this will only cost you guys a couple Grand you in you win oh
[ __ ] I I just I don’t even know what to say yeah I guess this would solve my problems you know right now the problem I have is that I might want to change the venue maybe Patrick do you ever think about hiring a van a band to play in between
The shows I don’t know if this is adding more problems no no no no that’s not adding more problems I’d love to go find a band all of a sudden this will totally solve my venue issue no this doesn’t compound things at all I was I was thinking that the answer
To getting more money money for a different venue would be to add a band to the mix no that doesn’t complicate it more at all why would you say that oh my God I don’t know how anyone works together in any capacity ever I don’t know how any two people on this
Planet ever sit down across from each other and come up with an agreement isn’t that wild isn’t that wild uh Colin says hey I wrote that you brushed over a lot okay you know I I don’t read emails verbatim to try to save people face
Okay okay I brushed over a lot no I didn’t no I didn’t here’s the email in its entirety so that I don’t look like a [ __ ] idiot because I have to have a guy in my chat raise his hand and go uh you brushed over a lot no I didn’t here
Goes here’s the whole email just so I didn’t brush over anything hey I don’t know if this presents more of a technical problem but have you considered live music for the downtime in between Comics musicians and gear could stay set up in the back without getting too much in the way I.E
Kill Tony I only ask cuz I’ve got a lot of good General business cover band I’ve got a good General business cover band and would be willing to part with some money for a spot oh you’ve got a cover band you’ve got a cover band you’ve got a cover oh two grand two
Grand you’re right I [ __ ] up hold on Colin has a cover band and he wants to come play no no no oh [ __ ] I mean come on I mean what are we no bans no bans Colin you’re fine I you know I just got to do content I’m in
A ragy mood you’re you’re fine you’re fine I I’m not looking for more problems though I’m not looking to add [ __ ] I’m not looking to add [ __ ] and by the way I’m not looking for downtime between podcasts to be filled have you ever done one of these events with Comics everyone goes over
Their time everyone goes over their time so we we shall not have 30 minutes in between podcast where a band’s gonna play some uh sting you know we’re all going to tap our foot to Message in a Bottle we’re not going to do it we’re
Not going to do it we’re not going to have the time Colin said it’s all good I do tons of of events I sort of know what I’m doing I get you I get you you’re right I didn’t miss that point where you said it’s your
Ban and you’d be willing to part for money I just don’t think you would I don’t think you would and I think you’d uh piss off every member of your band if you tried to put together a 10hour gig for no money and not only that that it cost you
Money have you Lance said have you ever considered hiring a magician for in between the cover band and the and the podcast that’s a good point now I like where we’re going we’ll have a podcast and then we’ll have a band come out to play in between podcast but in between
The podcast and the band coming out we’ll have a magician come out do a couple card tricks um you know Colin says uh no we couldn’t do 10 hour that’s why I so then what so you want to come out for two hours and play in between one of the podcast a podcast
Is two hours hour and a half two hours so you want to playay play for the 15 minutes in between a podcast if you wanted to do it once if you wanted to play in between one p two podcasts one time like podcast you play podcast that that’d be that’s a 5H hour
Block right there that’s a 4H hour block so yeah this is an all day event I mean I just again you don’t know where it is you don’t know anything about it where we’re at at the nerd there’s no room on the stage for a band there’s no
Hookups for drums and tons of guitar it’s not a it’s not a music venue there’s nowhere for a band to even be comfortable on the stage at the current venue we’re at so all this is more headaches I’m not looking to add at this point guys the
The show is locked down and again this isn’t uh me yelling Connor’s fine Connor’s a nice boy Connor’s a nice boy oh we dropped out completely now we’ve dropped out completely yeah we might not be able to do this today it just might be a dog [ __ ] day you
Know this might be a dog [ __ ] day but um no look I’m just not we’re not trying to add components in the last thing I want is another a another Group of Seven guys to manage Patrick where do you want the band set up ah no
Thanks where do you want the band to set up uh boy uh boy you know so I don’t know I don’t know uh our bit rate is fine but it is uh showing signs of light chop light chop baby I don’t know should we put a bullet in
This I’ll tell you this what’s the point of the cellular backup if it doesn’t work and we were working on it fine for a while it was uh it’s working great my lost internet that’s funny that’s what I want can we just keep it light some little light
Jokes here and there my lost internet ha female cop female chop yeah I don’t know maybe it’s a bad day maybe this is an omen maybe this is an omen um hold on I’m a night’s boy for the record but Colin is a troublemaker hold on my who wrote the email Colin or
Connor oh it’s Colin [ __ ] I had him mixed up either way I’m not mad at Colin I’m not even mad at Colin everyone’s trying to help and I’m being a crank apologies I owe Connor a sincere apology um because he is only trying to help but
I I I know I it wouldn’t work it just wouldn’t work uh we don’t need to we don’t need to add things we don’t need to add a band if anything we’ll get Felicia Gillespie to come out and juggle have you seen that holy [ __ ] holy
[ __ ] um no but I do ow uh I do owe Colin and apologize uh an apology Colin I’m sorry you’re right I’m snapping at you this isn’t about you I mean to take it out on you but we could get Felicia Gillespie to come juggle you know and is this who is this
Pat old girlfriend or wife or what were they married I I haven’t really talked to Pat about this Felicia GES be I’ve been trying to find uh her doing standup and there’s like one video of her doing standup ever and then she was on kill Tony and again just imagine considering yourself
A 20year standup and appearing on kill Tony uh uh Corey Adam like wants to be on kill Tony so badly so [ __ ] badly um Connor I don’t apologize to you I apologize to Colin Colin all good I did I didn’t feel like a real fan because you never snapped on
Me now I feel complete yeah look I I don’t I rereading this now I get your sentiment he Colin is in a good General business cover B and look I I get it I get it and if we had like some big compound with with another
Stage and all this stuff just the last thing I’m looking at do right now is add to the lineup and especially something that’s going to delay us more I I when the when a podcast ends I want to have 30 minutes of downtime and the next podcast start right
Up so you know definitely invite Felicia on we’ll go well with Pat ain’t nobody care about Pat you know ain’t nobody care about Pat we’re not I don’t do things to make Pat feel bad I think she’s a [ __ ] joke we’re clowning on her I’m on Pat’s
Side I’m on Pat’s side um but you know it’s bad enough because she she uh says she’s been a comic for like 20 years in New York City there’s not a video of her doing standup it’s like it’s tough to find there’s one there’s one one video of her
Doing stand up and then she goes on kill tuny kill kill tunny that’s that’s that’s a game show where people try to shoot me kill tunny they call me tunny because I weigh a ton Felicia goes on there she just juggled she just juggled all right now
I’m getting a lot of emails about hackam Mania help what is this this is a real email from a guy i’ I’d like to volunteer my services as a pastor clown I can entertain everyone’s children in my hotel room I don’t know what’s what’s creepier a
Clown that wants to hang out with your kids or a religious clown that wants to hang out with your kids Ian Hawk sent me that Ian Hawk sent me that I’d like to this is a real email from Ian Hawk do you this is my days these are my
Days I want you to imagine a hundred other [ __ ] little idiots with a joke like this emailing me because that’s what it is that’s what it is all day long I had to tell a guy the other day to stop emailing me every thought he had
I had to tell him that I had to tell a grown adult man these men are older than me they’re older than me they’re my senior I had to tell a guy yet the other day last week you’ve got to stop emailing me every thought you’re
Having and and the guy replied back like oh [ __ ] sorry he was very understanding about it he was very understanding about it but you got to stop I I had to tell him that he didn’t even realize he was doing it he was like oh [ __ ] my bad he didn’t even
Know he was taking screenshots of Chad’s tweets and stuff and just sending him to me going look look what a [ __ ] look what Chad just did oh my God has there ever been anybody funny I don’t stop stop stop and again I put up with a lot from
Ian I put up with a lot from Ian but this is a real email this is a whole email hack come Mania help is the subject I would like to volunteer my services as a pastor clown now look I’m laughing I’m laughing and we are getting content out of a pastor
Clown I can entertain everyone’s children in my hotel room now again we’re having content out of this it’s Ian it’s short it made me laugh I get three 100 of those a day from just a guy going like uh this one’s too good to not tell Melton it
Ain’t it ain’t it ain’t save it for your drafts send it to your aunt oh Melton’s gonna love this one he ain’t he ain’t he ain’t he ain’t he’s not your friend he doesn’t know you leave Melton alone he’s a [ __ ] loser you want to email melt you’re a
Loser go get a dad go find a friend Jesus Christ emailing Melton what a [ __ ] loser uh Max says uh how much would you charge for a company to sponsor the event I mean you could sponsor for anything depends on what you want to do depends on the level of sponsorship see
This is how this is how these companies fall into this grift I I find myself doing it but you know what sometimes the only way to make a profit and be successful is to have a grift so somebody’s got to do it I don’t mind it being
Me if I have to be labeled a grifter to make sure everybody walks home from an walks home flies home from acania what if I made him walk home hold on wasn’t that that was one of Lance’s claims that everyone has to walk home from hackam Mania I’m not getting anyone a return
Ticket all right Buzzy how about it there I’m not having a good day I’m sorry I hung up on you last week I was in a bad mood oh that’s all right I come with good news I can offer my services as a transportation carater we don’t need anything transported
Speaking of trans what is with that creature there behind you good Lord yeah that dirty her what a dirty herming sad thing is she was a good-looking lady that dirty hermy is grossing me out there I tell you what I don’t even think P Diddy would accept her into his wackpack
What would you do what would you do if you saw uh this uh Jackalope crossing a field I’d line up those crosshairs I put my hand on your shoulder and I tap you Mr Melton I say Mr Melton line it up you ready for it Mr
Melton you got him you got him you got him I can’t [ __ ] my button’s not working I got oh [ __ ] I got no oh [ __ ] I got no guns you ain’t got AED you ain’t got AED she thank you bu thank you Buzzy I look I don’t my
Gotam button’s not working today this is this is going badly this tell the whole day is off the whole day is off today this is like that that time at the factory when it was oops all berries but it’s like a podcast it’s worse it’s oops all melting oops all
Melting why do a show why even try today why even try I really I this is one of those where we got to come back tonight and you know tu’s doing a show tonight so I’m going to piss him off we can’t we can’t do this you know the it’s like the universe
Is telling you uh hackam Mania is a bust wrap it up cancel your phones don’t work your internet doesn’t work uh why wake up exactly why wake up why get out of bed in the morning your digital ambassadors turning on you the cover band quits you find out your uh your uh your
C your Mrs Fields food truck is late to the to the venue Jesus Christ close to selling out better cancel I mean that’s the truth that is the truth though no uh look in all honesty no the event’s not in danger at all like there’s no trouble we haven’t we there’s no trouble
With the current venue at all at all I I want to make that clear the trouble is me the trouble is I’m thinking now you know now that I’ve seen what a wild success sales are I I we should probably do better we should probably do do a
Little better anyway I’ve got a couple people working on it um who have been helping me out locally uh like I said I’m in talks with an amazing venue that if we can get we don’t deserve it we don’t deserve it so if we can get it we can get it if we
Can afford it we can afford it I don’t even know what kind of a sponsor makes makes uh sense for an event like this you know know a a weed company perhaps some sort of uh beverage sponsor maybe we could get uh Celsius or white chocolate raspberry red bull to kick
In maybe we just Char maybe we just charge everybody a venue fee at the door we got you show up you’re like all right about $100 ticket we’re like yeah it’s just another $25 for entry your ticket doesn’t include entry did you know that tickets don’t necessarily include entry at our events
Dime card remember for 11 months will this be up later yes I imagine it’ll be up now what a [ __ ] rough rough one today again this what a false start we I’m I’m just G to have to come back later I’m just G to have to come
Back later I I we’re not it’s not going when it doesn’t go it doesn’t go and you know if we don’t reach escape velocity how could we even do it contact the stony’s affiliate I mean I wish we had I wish we had a bar here that
Dumb you know the only reason that guy can can afford to give selto $500 a month is because he owns the house that is bars in it is a two-story house go look it’s a two-story house with a yard that’s been converted into a bar so just because Cheetos lives
Upstairs and is drunk and doesn’t have any bills he can afford to hand steel to 500 a month we can’t find a sponsor that dumb you know over here on the ground in real world everybody wants to make money everybody wants to get something out of
It it’s got to be it’s got to be legit we can’t just fool a stupid old man into throwing money away Stony can you imagine Michaela member for 12 months it’s our year anniversary to exchange items made from ten foil hold on to that uh it’s it’s
Aluminum now right it’s not 10 and the price of aluminum is pretty high flat cat remember for 10 months do end of an era mlc through beginning of Tuki show do an end of mlc through beginning of Tuki show go get your business done we’ll be here waiting yeah I mean I
Think that’s what’s going to happen today I think we’ll be back this afternoon at 3: or 4 I think it’s what’s going to have to happen because between the internet I I can’t even yell at [ __ ] and the last thing I can have do you understand how embarrassing it is
For me to see ozone and my chat just laughing at me it’s [ __ ] brutal dude brutal to be yelled at by a layer of the atmosphere I I don’t know I don’t know anything more embarrassing frankly you’re being yelled at you know being yelled at by the by a layer of Stratosphere
So I I I’ve got so much screaming to do and so much uh anger to Wrangle Wrangler Wrangler oh boy Ian Hawk’s back again again uh anyway Jessica flat cat thank you for being a member for 10 months oh oh oh scary monster don’t eat me with your morning breakfast I wouldn’t taste
Good with pancakes and and syrup P all over me I too have better wi-fi than Patrick everybody has better wi-fi than me all right people are saying the stream’s working now should we try should we attempt to keep going I don’t know because it’s like you
Know it’s 90 minutes worth of me just screaming and screaming I would like to uh offer my help to hackam Mania as senior Barker yelling Melton doesn’t sell any tickets I too like to yell about ticket sales Melton doesn’t sell any tickets oh oh God our Father which art in
Heaven maybe we’ll do maybe we’ll do uh just do it or don’t yeah that’s what I’m doing though that’s what we’re doing thanks for the advi man I never really thought about it like that okay so none of my stuff is working today none of this is working
Today I can’t trigger anything I’m might not even be able to end the show oh yeah all my controls are dead I can’t I couldn’t end this show if I wanted to the buttons don’t work I can’t change the shot I can’t show you YouTube nothing’s working how are we
Doing [ __ ] in one hand and podcast in the other see which which one smells worse after I mean great great everyday Tech problems I mean we haven’t had a tech problem in a while but this is getting when I say that but between the WiFi and the TV and the new
Laptop it really is seeming like someone’s trying to stop us who is it Kevin who’s after us I got I got nothing works nothing works look this is supposed to when I hit this it’s supposed to make it’s supposed to say it’s supposed to say gay supposed to pop up and say
Gay but I can’t even call myself gay with a bit all right now hold on let’s see nothing’s working I’m a man who likes control this should say gay wow can’t even make it gay can’t even make it gay stat daddy says try putting the Wi-Fi in
A bowl of rice I mean look this is the problem we’ve we’ve fixed one problem we’re now broadcasting over cellular so that’s working why is nothing else working I can’t I can’t switch scenes My Stream deck doesn’t work what do we do what do we do George
Harrove says I’m bombing I mean [ __ ] I feel it I feel it this is the worst I’ve ever done you know this is like I’m having anxiety now this is what’s going to happen to me when I do standup you know I haven’t done stand up in over a year I’m gonna
Get on stage and I’m gonna start hyperventilating and then I’m gonna get in my head you’re not funny what if you were never funny if this happened to KB it would be a three Monon segment on nll if KB ever said the word stream deck I’d fall out of my
Chair K KB’s entire setup is is hitting live he opening a browser to streamyard and hitting life if KB said the word lighting or stream deck I think might [ __ ] in my hand I might have you talked to spider Alamar M see I can’t even M M M why want to do it M [ __ ] if somebody did donate $100 to this [ __ ] show I couldn’t play the the the music to to do the wall like nothing nothing’s working and it was working because I showed the executive producer ke this is all ke’s fault and notice who’s not here today by the way
Keel thank God super tips are working thank God or i’ leave that’s what you get Melton my real son has hacked your system I destroyed your show I am victorious I too hack get your system if I found out that Joey Z was behind this and had somehow infiltrated my network
And was [ __ ] with my system I’d quit podcasting I’m not even kidding I I’m not even kidding if I if I found out Joey C were some sort of you know ghost protocall hacker and was in here [ __ ] with my [ __ ] I’d walk it would terrify me in ways I
Can’t even begin to describe press my button then melty Aaron doesn’t know how um trim your Wick says corn what does that mean hold on what does that mean is this some sort of code trim your Wick why am I looking so deep into this trim your Wick Joey C+ plus engage protocol
Eraser implementing total take over process adding background of transitioning child now hey buddy need me to send Joe over and help you out night sabotaged your ass uh Sam V thinks that I’m making up problems because I’ve already made money this week yeah yeah yeah I’ve already made
Too much money I I have to call in sick you know what I like to do again great Theory everyone we we we uh I set my alarm for 4:00 a.m. wake up and then I then I fake problems yeah yeah I love I love waking up early to
Not do a show this is my favorite this is my favorite panhandler says is this a preview of hackam mania can’t wait I mean this is getting rude he’s back how about it Mr Melton I got a button that works for you yeah you are Trucking with the transportation Specialist of Nloo I I don’t even understand why it’s not working that’s again the sad is I can’t end it I the the button that ends the show doesn’t work there’s no doubt in my mind that this needs to stop and I need to come back later and finish it there’s no
Doubt in my mind I can’t do anything I can’t show you the video we want to watch I can’t end the show nothing works nothing works More Money More Problems yeah if this happened to KB it won’t though it won’t KB doesn’t have this setup and maybe I shouldn’t either
Frankly maybe I should have some sort of simpler times were easier back when it was all just run off my Chromebook prob started when you changed the bit rate no no no that’s fixed everything again shut up everyone shut up the only reason it’s working now is
Because I changed the bit rate you think that’s what started the problems shut up shut up I can’t even fake yell I don’t even have an En me to be fake outraged trim your Wick trim your Wick that’s a good insult tell somebody that it’ll be confusing in the middle of a store
They’re arguing with you trim your Wick and walk away trim your Wick by the time they figure out what you’re talking about you’ll be gone I don’t know I don’t know you know sometimes it just doesn’t sometimes it’s just not meant to be and again how do you even fix
It I re restarted everything I restarted stream deck let me try it let me try to restart everything um quit restart mun Chi Muni No I really thought that would work somehow I trimmed my Wick for this I mean really it just you know you try to do something nice for people you try to create an environment Where wow that one’s working now okay stream deck I fixed and that means I can finally I could show you no why is that not working now I I give up you know podcasting is [ __ ] hard and I clearly don’t have it anymore
You know fair enough I had my time I I I tried I thought I could do a show I thought I had it turns out I don’t I don’t have the hosting capacity of Ray and Chad I don’t have the technical ability of KB and his green screen this is
Bad I trimmed my Wick for the I know I know Doom says turn this off I know I know how do I make it stop how do I fix it why isn’t it working more importantly this says it’s working but I can’t M Chi whoa all right half of it’s working half
Of it’s working we’re getting there Opie’s a board op call him on the vo V vo [ __ ] what do we do you vote you vote for me to go or stay do we come back this afternoon and try it again what with the contents and stuff shut up reals
Have you tried deleting the cookies shut up shut up Melton’s having a rocky time we’re turning it around we’re turning it around I’m I’m I’m fixing this this can be fixed let’s say why why why won’t this work I this is what’s really annoying me I need Mani Chi Melton needs
Jesus KB can go over four hours of no clips I can’t I can’t I’ve never done that I’ve never done that I’m new to podcasting like KB my ass I’ve done everything KB’s done before KB thought about podcasting and learned what it was eat my
Ass KB can do four hours with no clips oh man I’ve never done that I’ve never done four hours with no clips I’ve never done it I’ve never done anything like that how’s it work I’ve never even dreamt about that what’s it like to be a big-time
Podcaster like KB I’ve never done it I’ve never done that I’ve never just talked on a show I can’t I I can’t I’ve tried but I just can’t I can’t that from the moment I ever started podcasting I had to play Clips even every day now all I do is
Play Clips I know I know I know I know I W I want to be better I do I watch all the greats I fire him up every day I watch all the great podcast Ray I’m trying to get a dirty pillow and a treadmill to put in my background like
Ray sometimes I want to just hang out in my Mom’s Kitchen like Liam I do I do um I’d love to find out if KB can do four hours am I right what are you talking about four hours of what is that sexual is that sexual did you try leaving the room and
Coming back in again I don’t think I don’t think I’m G I think this is what I’m gonna do I think I’m gonna do wordless Wednesday on a Tuesday only but with more words I think I think I just read the chat yell at you idiots
And never do a show because you don’t deserve it I’ve changed my mind hackam Mania is off you know what I don’t want to do it I don’t want to do hackam Mania it’s off I’ve changed my mind I’m keeping all your money I’ve changed my mind hackam
Mania is off you don’t deserve it frankly you don’t deserve Earl skel at his finest call Chad for advice can we call Chad I’m blocked remember he blocked me but he also deleted my number which is hard to do it’s hard to block a number you don’t
Have Legal Zoom might be able to give help we only do illegal zoom over here Wes says it’s over can I still go to Vegas no no no no no everyone check your email your tickets have been refunded your flights have been cancelled you’ll all be getting miles back on your cards turn
Tuesdays it’s like a skating ring turn your Tuesday around show us your stupid butt I can’t I won’t I won’t it just you know sometimes stuff doesn’t work out you know at your job you ever like go into your work and you have your whole day planned out in your
Head you’re going to be really productive you’re going to get a lot of stuff stuff done again I thought Corey Adams steel toe April did a show alone last night I mean do you think there’s not content do you think there’s not gold I’m just out now I’m out
Now you know this is F this has [ __ ] me over we tried to burn John with this picture of his daughter it backfired severely we tried to controll steel toe we couldn’t get it Going we tried to make hackam Mania better everyone made fun of me and cancelled their tickets it’s just it’s been a bad [ __ ] day man already you know and it’s 7:40 a.m. and already my day is hello yeah I uh I got a venue option for
You if you uh if you’re still looking I already contacted the manager of that McDonald’s and the play place is taken no it’s a beautiful venue it’s the Downtown Hilton Grand they got a nice Ballroom for you it’s beautiful right next to where you were going to do the show is this LL
[ __ ] uh have you heard about this K character yeah it’s is Starbucks Ambassador ah a the Downtown Hilton Grand okay I can’t even I can’t even what’s the problem why isn’t it working I just I just want to do a good show I want to have a good time I want
To do a good event I want everybody to have fun I want people to like me I want people to enjoy themselves I want people to uh have a laugh have a drink make a trip make a friend you know I just you you put so much into it you try so
Hard and you just get made fun of you do your best you know and then the chat room just everyone piles on you and it builds up and it really just wrecks your whole sense of selfworth before you know it you’re just in a fetal position in the shower
Crying cold water raining down over you while you eat the left over dut holes from the church picnic I don’t even go to church but I do go to the church picnics you can find the schedule on their website hello your whining is killing me I don’t know
How to stop I’m in a cycle today I got one fat [ __ ] [ __ ] out of town so I didn’t have to deal with and now I got this wait you got who’s a who is this and what fat [ __ ] you don’t recognize the accent no it’s all country is this
Sky are you kidding me we’re going to talk about apples what this hard bless his heart no I don’t know who this is Jennifer Bentley oh okay I didn’t expect Jennifer Bentley to be calling in today well you’ve been wanting to hear about the apples and I
Was tired of you whing so I figured we change the subject yeah you might turn the whole show around today tell me what’s wrong with these apples well first of all I was tired of hearing about the damn apples so you know they that was strike one against
Them what strike one against them is that I is I was an advocate no and then all I heard was I had to go buy apples and I had to drive four hours and get these apples you asked me did I go to valasta and get
Them and the answer was yes I had been to valasta okay and then what was wrong with them well I paid $8 for five apples that were smaller than a baseball yeah stop and they had no T this is cuz you’re you’re used to buying these uh apples that are all hopped up
On testosterone and and chemicals you know your apples shouldn’t be as big as a softball they’re supposed to be like cray apples oh okay well I want more than two BS and then what you didn’t like the flavor they just didn’t have much flavor I prefer a honey crisp again I think
You’re full of [ __ ] these blow honey crisps away I’m when you when you guys come out I’m bringing you a Nevada sweet Tango the Georg we need to have an we need to have a blind taste test in in Las Vegas I’ve changed my mind we’re having an apple
Off live on stage live on stage we’re gonna have like 10 people come up and blind taste test apples and we’re g to declare a winner once and for all this is really gonna happen I’m making this an event now at at hackam Mania there you go all right thank you
Mrs ble for trying to cheer me up well I hope your day gets better it won’t okay thank you bless her heart heart bless his heart no we’re really doing that I’ve changed my mind now we have to have some sort of Apple event we’re gonna Bob for
Apples and then if you can also if you can tell what kind of apple you bobbed for you win a double Prize or something I don’t know I don’t know we’re going to have to come up with different rules KB can watch clips and just say m for 5 minutes
Without sharing the screen why can’t you loser that’s a good point hello can we can we together [ __ ] Crush cutter and John who is this Joey yeah I want that [ __ ] I told him yesterday me and you were coming for him no we’re not man let’s leave him alone
Let’s just have a good time in hackam Mania Joey I’m I’m serious are you guys going to come yeah we’re coming we want I I want to have peace man I want to have a good time we’ve all fought for too long he won’t let you have peace he won’t let
You have peace well he’s not gonna be there good he said he’s coming he ain’t gonna do [ __ ] all right well I I I I’ll stick by you with what you’re saying but I’m definitely gonna be there well let’s I’m just saying like instead of ant I know
This is hard for me to say when I have a picture of his trans kid on my wall but I was gonna say let’s not antagonize him but I see what I’m doing so that doesn’t really make sense right right right I just want you to know I took your Sid so
That’s all I like to I don’t even trust you Joey you flip sides every day I’m done with sides I just want don’t we’re just gonna get along that’s right we are sure I’ll be there buddy don’t worry we’ll be there all right Joe thank you bye by Joey C everybody
It’s all coming together [ __ ] hell I this this day really started out poorly now o ozone’s going to ra Ras me on a Super Chat uh have you looked into Bloomingdale’s executive train first of all can you imagine can you imagine you walk into bloomies and it’s me behind the c the makeup
Counter hi ma’am would you like a free facial the Bloomingdale’s executive trainer program I’m right on top of that Rose uh Mason in Portland AKA Portland Shan Gillis this is punishment from the Lord God is on Joey C’s side come on no Suzanna new member I I just mama said there be days
Like this there be days like this my mama Said I really almost started to say let’s leave Stuttering John alone and not antagonize him and then I looked up and saw the the Gastly HEI on my wall and I remember that he has to deal with that every day of his life you know every I’m not even kidding
Every time I look over my monitor over here and I catch a glimpse of that thing on my wall it looks like I don’t even know what it looks like Bob Dylan with a hair lip it it looks like uh Jessica Simpson if she advertised men’s facial hair I I don’t even
Know I don’t even know it’s it like every time I see it’s unsettling he has to he Stuttering John has to almost cut his dick off in Anger thinking about it you know and he he’ll never be able to express his displeasure because he’s so woke you can’t ever just
Say I wish my baby girl were still my my baby girl Dueling Banjos and Joey C backto back calls you do a pro show shut up panhandler you know again we meet up we have a nice time you leave and now it’s just [ __ ] in my mouth every minute since you
Left this is not the show I wanted to do today and I refuse to do it now or do I we’re really at a Crossroads here people I don’t have the answer panhandler gets it no is anybody on my side is anybody just on my side and they’re like Patrick’s
Having a Rocky day a rocky time is there anyone who can just you know for I I’d love to look up and see ozone just for one or Doom or any of the other guys who who you know on a normal day feel unhuman you know just once I’d like to
Look up and see them going like you know what not today not not today he he needs it just let it let let him today he’s having a rocky time he’s having a bad way of it I’m on your side Melton said Catalano TV it’s just like you know people
Kicking me when I’m down I’ve never had a bad I’ve never had a day that’s bad the funniest part about it is like nothing’s wrong and I just now I’m in a funk and I can’t get out of it and I refuse to I refuse to it’s the worst day of 2024 for
Me thus far now it took till April but yeah I’m having a bad I’m having a rough one it’s it’s not going well the house is in forclosure they took the trailer panhandler was caught crying on voice chat in 4k imagine that sometimes I just think you know
Maybe we’ll sell the whole show does anybody want to make is anybody want to bid on nobody likes onions on the whole as a program ozone shut the [ __ ] up this is [ __ ] up it’s [ __ ] up on the one hand I like a super chat but if
I have to read an insult I’m going to scream if you the thing is when you super chat me hate they repoed the Lexus ozone missing pixels choppy audio buttons not working and now Joey C calls in to tell the world he considers you
Two to be a team it’s the best day ever wow I never even thought about it like that talk about hitting a new low [ __ ] [ __ ] I never even thought about it like that everything not working was one thing not being able to perform and be a professional host that’s another thing
When Joey C calls in and says he considers you two peers and a team I never really thought about it but boy oh boy yep the Lexus dealer called just left bye on the voicemail what if they did that while they were Towing your car away like you look out the window and
Then you hear on your voicemail bye and just watch your car drive away from you backwards uh Steelo has five minutes and they’re 120 away says Sam V oh maybe Sam V can get us out of this Sam B loves it when I make fun of
Steel toe and hates it when I do anything else uh yeah let’s go let’s go have a look maybe we can watch steel toast suck it if they make it though it’s really gonna it’s really gonna [ __ ] up my morning if they make it thanks for
Nothing ozone I hope you die in a tire fire we are because you don’t like it and and by the way Guyana will by the way I can’t even stream their show efficiently because of my internet we’re all on Sou PO today if you’re just joining us everything’s gone wrong and
It’s the worst day of my life those BBC guys just telling just telling African countries they always act like wow he’s making fun of Africa again could have gone either way could have gone either way our club no no no no does this work yet why isn’t
This working I I these poor countryes poor that’s all they’re doing and the good for the [ __ ] Muhammad fan Ali I like that guy I’m very happy for the third world countries of sant go no you guys did this stuff all the time and you can’t just come and tell us that we’re
We’re going to have to just sit here and and like he said nobody pays them for their forest for doing their green stuff again like I always say with people nobody pays you to be more handicap nobody pays you to be more like you don’t oh we’re not we’re not taking out
All these resources we’re not pumping all this carbon in the air oh great so let us help you out no then you’re like oh good for you [ __ ] off so now they’re going to sit there and eat what dirt cook why does Johnny have open leion on
His arm like Haiti if you don’t get to do look at that [ __ ] open sore on his wrist it’s it’s bigger than like a salsa container you know we’re done early today let’s see if we can knock out that last 115 on a Tuesday always our
Toughest day of the week I’m not even on the screen uh we got about 4 and a half minutes left if you’re feeling generous the links are in the chat they’re pinned to the top of the page streamlabs I can’t even get my little little me up in
The corner Rumble rants also that sounds like I’m talking about my dick Shut up I’m over in the corner trying to get my little me up it’s only 115 this is very very doable let’s see if we can knock the rest of this thing out who wants to get
Her started four minutes away I am from posting a wind or posting a was today on the show uh throw it in couple of bucks here and there we’ll knock it out in no time balls deep with five bucks says love your dedication to your show good
Job thank you buddy appreciate it so 110 I hate it when I do that 110 is now the number 110 away from getting this thing taken care of and doing overtime oh let’s see who’s coming next balls deep starting the rally uh it’s sder with no music isn’t it kidding LLC
Sorry that is totally fine there’s more than enough to go around uh look how dumb Cori is Cori gives a dollar that doesn’t do anything to his goal I don’t think so I think he’s being looked at corff I’m gonna give him 10 so it
Counts thank you corn there it is so he backed the wrong uh he backed the wrong horse in that zero dark Tony fellow we all make mistakes what are you going to do all right two and a half a little more than two and a half minutes left
110 is the number please throw in a couple of bucks let’s call it overtime why didn’t they make it 109 corn Di’s money didn’t count aw here on steel toe staying dry at the moment we’re going to have to put a rally on this thing in the
Next two and a half minutes so if you’re watching and you want to see this go on another 30 minutes let’s get some money in there let’s throw a couple of bucks in boys and girls 110 not a bad number it’s almost like you guys don’t want to
See this thing go it’s uh the O as we call it Striking Distance but that means we got to move and we got to Rally let’s see if we can do it uh boy oh boy corn richer than me says egg picker yeah Corn’s uh flexing a little bit on people
Got that subsidy money yeah yeah taking all our tax money I the thing that annoys me the most is again that he says everyone throw in a couple bucks everyone help but that doesn’t count here’s two bucks here’s two watch [ __ ] from Ronald Buck 110 is the number and
We got two minutes it’s looking uh dead than a door now watch it not count $3 now not count date and name it the date and I’ll be there this is the real me I told you yesterday stupid I told you what’s going on Saturday Jesus Christ
There’s $8 people don’t [ __ ] listen I love that we’re like name the date place and time right here this place this time yeah as soon as you get me that information I’ll be there oh Christ R of chance with five bucks Todd with five bucks thank you very much so now we’re
100 away even one hundo guys right so the one and the two didn’t count but the five count or is it maybe something that we offer a little extra overtime to in the evening show or the morning show let’s see if we can get there today otherwise maybe another show ends up
Picking you guys up and we give them more overtime throw in streamlabs PayPal super chats Etc can we do it 40 seconds to go MSO looking like he might get a win $100 away this sucks this has been happening every week though there’s one day where we fall short the audience
Picks us up another day we give them a little extra overtime it all washes out why the [ __ ] not but hey that doesn’t mean we have to give up let’s get in there 100 bucks away one $100 thing that’s it 15 seconds to go looks like
We’re going to post an L today we were solid all day too yeah it started out so so beautifully no it did just [ __ ] died at the end holy [ __ ] well most people do like right at the the end they die it’s they die right very few people
Like die at the beginning and then live a long fruitful life all right let’s give them 20 seconds and then it’s a failure today although maybe that baby in that hospital in Prague that’s died early on but they weren’t supposed to they weren’t 50 bucks coming in from
Bandit of 71 that’s going to put us at 50 we got to get inside a 50 to keep it going for 30 more minutes can you guys get it inside a 50 can it be done it’s so bad no music and we hit refresh we got there you go time
Expires and we’re at somebody throw in like a [ __ ] buck and we’ll do the next 30 minutes come on root says logical rapping is a good bit it is you know what you [ __ ] are getting that last 30 or that last 50 I’m sorry you’re getting that last [ __ ]
50 bucks today I’m doing the half hour oh there’s silver wolf with a dollar well we’re in there anyway oh now he counts it though Stephanie says why throw in a couple bucks if it doesn’t count it always does [ __ ] Jesus Christ lie what what lie what a
Liar it counts don’t you understand oh no now I’m doing that lawyer thing in the Devil’s Advocate uh holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] is he a liar I mean he’s just a liar we’ we watched countless times where $1 and $2 does not come off the goal he’s he’s just lying he’s just
Lying $1 came in from corn it was still 110 then $2 came in from another guy it was still 110 then two fives came in and he goes great now we’re down to a 100 he’s just lying he just lies he just lies and by the way someone
Call him out on this I I I don’t know how you do it someone ask him someone call him out on this they said they do this every month they said however many members that the YouTube channel has you know $5 memberships baby boot $10 memberships
Toe booys whatever it is that they that they add those up and they take all the money from memberships and subtract it from the number of shows they do every month off the goal every day no they don’t no they don’t they’ve they’ve told they’ve just stopped doing that and hope you forgot
Every day he go like full goal today 350 it’s never supposed to be a full goal if they here’s what he said if we have a hundred memberships for $10 and we do 10 shows a month I’m just making the math easy that they’ll take off
Basically uh aund $100 a day off the goal for each one of those 10 shows for the hundred memberships he he said that he said whatever number of memberships we have we add all that money together divided by the number of shows we do every month
And that comes off the daily goal every day it doesn’t he just stopped doing it we wa we literally watched corn D’s money not count and then the guy after him who gave 199 we watched it not count then he gets down to 50 and he’s like
All right somebody throw one more Dollar in and then somebody said why would we throw in a dollar if a doesn’t count and he goes it always counts idiot don’t try that don’t try that we’ve watched it every [ __ ] day not count we watch it all the
Time Citizen M can tell you Cori can tell you it never counts it never ever ever ever ever counts it never has counted it’s enra it’s so enraging it counts idiot no it doesn’t proof like proof and by the way he’ll keep doing interviews with like Chrissy cast and Ray
DeVito because no one will ever ask him these questions no one that ever ever ever gets him on an interview you know God forbid toe booys or or byb or whatever gets him on again and these questions shall go unanswered again no one will ever ask him the right questions
You said that $1 counts we we’ve seen multiple times it doesn’t you ignore them it doesn’t go towards the goal at all don’t take yeah they count idiot don’t take that call them out on it make him actually [ __ ] answer a question everybody just forgets and they’re like ah whatever man we’re
Hanging out with A&M hold it’s just a hang it’s not this guy never has to answer an accountable question he he never has to answer a real question what happened to subtracting the average number of memberships off every Show’s daily goal what happened to that what happened to VIP is getting the
New merch every year how come you didn’t release any new merch last year isn’t that going back on your word it’s painful don’t why does he just get a g guys it counts stop that it doesn’t it doesn’t find where his family lives and hold them down by their throat and make him
Answer make this man answer a question please one time one one time please make this man stick to his word and be accountable for something ever ever hello yeah I don’t think Aaron makes any money on memberships at all this was probably about three years ago back in
His twitch days he was fiddling with uh his profile or something during the show and his dashboard popped up from twitch for his Revenue and this was probably the middle of the month and I think he had like $30 in sub revenue and over there they don’t do
Super chats they do like bits and for the month he had like I think like $38 in bits or something so the whole thing changed once he went over to YouTube and started showing the goal and the memberships and all that stuff the memberships just completely went away they don’t take away
Anything no he he said a few months ago that they have almost 600 members so I I don’t believe that for a second he said that it doesn’t it doesn’t even matter if you’re telling it doesn’t matter if you tell people you have that and you tell people that you subtract it
Off the goal you should subtract it off the goal I think the bigger story here is that he was only making like 30 bucks a month off memberships I mean we know for a fact that’s not true at one point he had almost 5,000 twitch memberships we know that that’s that’s not
True okay it’s just not okay I’ve got the receipts okay I’m not I’m not arguing with you what do you want me to do go no you don’t I okay you have the receipts I hang up on me tough guy no one’s hanging up I just what am I
Supposed to say why do you have Aaron’s receipts I took a screenshot of it right but that’s just a point in time I mean okay I got you thank you I don’t know what the [ __ ] he’s talking about I heard you’re interested in selling nll I’m not exactly liquid right
Now but are you in the market for a dresser minor come damage I heard you’re interested in selling nll I’m not exactly liquid right now but are you in the market for a dresser m minor C damage minor come damage would you rather fight me or
Melton when you type a comment in the wrong chat ah Ronald Buck CAU caught switching back and forth Ronald Buck would switching back and forth and then Chad the wrong guy Ahw I’m like at one point Aaron had 4500 memberships he doesn’t I have a screenshot of his screen from one day so he never had 4,500 memberships no honest on one day I saw his screen so I can confidently say he’s never in his life had that many memberships what if he had
It two years before that what if he had it the day after you had the screenshot no trust me I saw a screenshot one time from one day so he’s never ever ever had any memberships you seem smart you seem smart no I have the receipts he accidentally shared his
Screen you know people can fake that too right like like that time Cardiff accidentally had his filter go off and it showed him oops we have re his filter went off we saw the real Cardiff we have receipts do you or was that fake no I’m just saying can receipts be
Fed you guys sound like Stuttering John yeah right I’ve seen the screenshot of it so he definitely said it John you know Twitter screenshots can be faked I have the screenshot he said it right right I mean we know for a fact they were doing very very well on Twitch at one
Point thousands and thousands of dollars a month Chandler was the biggest win beneath their wings we know this we know it you know it’s just it’s just a wild statement to go he never had a bunch of members because I saw his screen one time and because I saw his screen one
Time therefore he could never have members at a time before that or after that I the time I saw his screen he had $30 so that’s how much money he always has had and always will have because I saw the screen once I don’t even know I don’t even know how to argue
Okay Melton I have the receipts I know how any members yet wellow you hacked into his system and you have his numbers no I just saw a thing he accidentally shared well you think it was an accident you don’t know anything uh people don’t even know what receipts
Are if you if it’s not a receipt it’s not a receipt no he accidentally leaked it out yeah again I I don’t know if you’re new to the net or what I don’t know if you’re new to the internet that’s not how it works people fake receipts in this world people
Accidentally leak [ __ ] you know you you guys all forget that uh Kate Mimi recorded me having a breakdown and crying one night because my wife wouldn’t come home from Ricks she had me she let me know nice try Melton you may have erased it I haven’t I have the
Video of you crying about your wife and Rick I have the receipts keep [ __ ] around but did she did she have receipts she thought she did everyone thinks they have a receipt everyone thinks they have a receipt and look at us now we’re at zero kilobits per
Second well now we’re dropping again now we’re dropping quality again I don’t even know I think we got to come back this afternoon and try a real show and I don’t know whose fault this was Frankly Yours or mine but we all need to really think about what we’re doing with our
Lives I I’ve got so many companies to go scream at it’s not even funny KB shared his YouTube search last night he youtubed YouTube no [ __ ] way no [ __ ] way I I was going to bed right when KB went live last night I was going to bed pretty
Early yeah KB was going live to snipe Ray again this guy’s so [ __ ] butt hurt imagine still thinking he’ll be able to go A Year Without Ray I don’t even want any money on it I don’t need any money on it putting money on it
Changes it I’m I’m in it for the pure [ __ ] bet I know I’m right he can’t go a year without having rayon he’s losing his mind mind he’s losing his mind he’s obsessed with Ray he’s obsessed he’s literally like CH who knew Chad and KB were the same
Loser it really is crazy out of out of one side of their mouth every other day I can’t stand Ray Ray so stupid I don’t watch anything he does I can’t stand him he’s so dumb the next day emergency sniping Ray I got to watch Ray I can’t can’t stop thinking about
Ray I I own I own you like for real man I never in my life dreamed that I would have like an alumni from Saturday Night Live and his own sitcom and Star Search doing a show every day where he talks about me every day every day
Patrick Melton and Ray DeVito stars of the show h huh who knew who knew people are turning on KB I mean I KB will be fine I’m not dumb KB will be fine but people are are starting to go this do does suck go read his General
Chat go read his General chat I mean it’s just people going like what the [ __ ] is It’s s Felicia gasby sucks sorry Pat Dixon sorry I mean holy [ __ ] she sucks personality sucks not funny sucks at least she’s super hot JK JK looks like a horse she looks like every
Gold miner in the in the 40s has has rifled around in both of her nostrils for nuggets why are they so stretched out why do her nostrils look like wind socks at a local Municipal Airport holy [ __ ] does she have to pinch that together if she goes out in the storm so
It doesn’t catch wind and blow her away like sales Pat certainly doesn’t does have a type though doesn’t he women who look like men no she does she does look Sim very similar to uh Carmen Lynch these long length y ladies but it’s seriously like it looks like somebody like opened up her
Nostrils on an operating table and forgot to close them up really really nuts you know but anyway uh no I just don’t get it I don’t understand it so another like complete it’s like Liam and Felicia gillespy I I can’t think of people I can’t think of two people who are more Duds
So this is his lineup now it’s like Liam Stevie Lou’s gone ski mask is gone Dixon’s gone we got Liam and Felicia gesi and after this week Adam’s gone oh boy oh boy she does have that cool cool multi-light mic I mean it’s the same mic that uh Kiki has
If you go on on uh uh Amazon and search streamer microphone it’s the first piece of Chinese garbage that comes up that light up microphone that every every streamer that has it’s it’s almost like that’s the look for that if you want to see a streamer that doesn’t know what the [ __ ] they’re
Doing if you see a streamer with the microphone that Felicia Gillespie has it’s just a it’s it’s like raising your hand and saying I have no [ __ ] clue what’s going on mlc might be on its way down I I don’t really think that I just think it’ll CH look everything just
Changes man Kevin’s not gonna quit he can’t but the number of people who know that show is [ __ ] boring as [ __ ] now I mean look it just is it just did I I I watched almost none of it yesterday I don’t even know what I
What I met what I uh what it was about oh was Chad and Felicia I guess I don’t even know like it just you know it doesn’t everyone does this thing all the time like ah mlc is over mlc is done it’s like no everything just changes man
Things don’t go away there’s no downfalls things don’t go away things just change shows change the audience change whether you’re into it or not change people come back I’ve had people this show for a decade then come back and find it and get into it again it’s just life man this Show’s
Never been the same year to year to year it it changes it adapts think we what we usually have a trans person on the wall we’re trying to coax into being their true self no it’s a first KB was slashed last night oh God all right we’re going to go we’re
Going to go this was a this was a bad bad bad bad show this will probably be erased off the internet nobody will ever see it again the difference is we’ll be back later I think I’ll be back later we’re gonna really try to do it
I’m G to get the Internet fixed I’m gonna get this board fixed so I can do stuff I’m gonna get the venue stuff squashed I I mean it though if there’s anybody out there who’s got a company or I don’t even know I don’t even know what I’m asking for I
I I I really don’t I I don’t know what kind of a business would want to sponsor something like this you probably don’t but if anybody has uh any ideas even if it’s about a band or something send it in send it in um we’re just looking we’re just looking
We’re thinking we’re getting an idea go lick your wounds no [ __ ] no [ __ ] I’ll tell you what if this is a bad show I I had a good time though like this is as bad as my shows go I’m good I’m good with it I think we still made more money
Than steel if I were to count it that’s the funny part that’s the funny part and here’s 99 Cents from corff which I godamn do count okay I do count so thank you corn diff We’re not gonna we’re not going to ignore the 99 cents over here we celebrate every last
Konel that you give and not just you the steel toe delusion show marches forward this time April has recovered enough on have to try to host a show on her own again but we all know movie can’t allow his factory worker wife to run things in her own I’m coming to
Hackam Mania for the free plays hold on we have 700 people we have 700 people it’d be rude to leave we you want to do some steel toe before we go should we do a little steel toe before we go I don’t is it working that’s the problem is it working I’ve
Got internet issues I’ve got commitment issues I’m crying I’ve got money issues I’ve got a trans them they staring at me that I can’t take I I’ll do it we’ll try to do it this is better than a Chad or steel toes Centric show get slack cat out of
Here get this [ __ ] out of here April solo first of all she did this show called can April fly solo it’s like no she can’t no she can’t we’ve proven that you don’t need to ask the question can April fly solo no no she’s a [ __ ] spray
Painter she’s a spray painter we found out this week hello she’s a spray painter it was April Fool [ __ ] oh no the first frame of the show is her adjusting the knobs I wish I was kidding little limy says April used to call me for show
Topics I’m not in the mood today little limie for being [ __ ] around with what she used to call you and go what do you think would be a good thing to talk about now Pat Dixon’s texting me great stuff about mlc guests nauseating I don’t even know this Felicia chick was that his
Ex-wife or just a girlfriend I’m just saying the nostrils you want to hide Easter egg somewhere hello hello have all the children been accounted for you remember you remember uh Super Sloppy Double Dare how when they would do the obstacle course at the end they always had to
Fish a flag out of green slime that was an analog to boogers inside of a giant nose remember that it was always in the obstacle course on Super Sloppy Double Dare there was a big nose and the kids had to reach up inside the nose and fish
Around and all the Slime to get one of the flags that I think that was Felicia Gillespie I think that was actually Felicia gesy people children used to have to reach up inside of their nose and get a flag and hand it off to the other person like a
Relay very first frame April is tweaking the knobs this is how the show started there’s no intro there’s no the show just starts with her tweaking the knobs and again I can’t even put myself on the screen today nothing is working today other than super tips uh DK Stevie Lou and Felicia baby
Would haunt your dreams how tall would that baby be how tall would that baby be baby be baby be baby baby baby baby how tall would that baby baby baby baby baby baby baby how tall would that baby be chilly baby how tall would that bab baby Oh I’ve never wanted anything less all right see my Internet won’t even play her you know what I mean like I I got nothing man I got nothing for you today and won’t even play or tweaking or knobs I I like I’m trying I really am trying why won’t it play
Refresh might be I don’t know where where he is right now maybe he’s with his other ladies I’m not sure yet in fact I almost didn’t make it here today at all um I don’t know where Aaron is he might be with his other ladies now Aaron was driving the kids
Home Aaron was driving the kids home she knows exactly where Aaron is so I can’t imagine the tragedy that would have uh gone down had neither of us now that’s how the show started I just want everyone to know that’s the beginning of the show her tweaking the the knobs and
Saying that was the very beginning this is the beginning okay hello howdy everybody good evening please somebody put in the chat if you can hear me or not I have still yet to take the class from Aaron imholt on how to start these shows
So this is going to be a cold open I see MSO can see me this must be good second time r tightening the knobs and adjusting the mic did it move and now back to adjusting the knobs again they keep getting loose they keep getting
Loose uh as you can see Aaron is not here yet he absolutely might be I don’t know where he is right now maybe he’s with his other ladies tightening him again this is the fourth time in 34 seconds she tightened the four times in 34 seconds he’s had to be
Tightened I mean she’s just nervous I’m not sure yet in fact I almost didn’t make it here today at all um so I can’t imagine the tragedy that would have uh Gone knobs she going back to the knobs down had neither of us showed up um hey
Guys let’s stop being a piece of [ __ ] it’s it’s April of 2024 and they still have no idea how the internet works guys hey I just started the show and I noticed some people in the chat are saying some mean things to me huh guys can we in the chat stop being mean
Huh H weird weird hey guys stop being pieces of [ __ ] in the chat again we’re we’re 50 seconds in 50 seconds in the knobs have been tweaked five times and she’s told the chat to stop being pieces of [ __ ] in the chat huh let’s not do that
You will not stick around very oh she’s Banning people already under one minute and we’re Banning people where do where do they all go who’s left every day ban ban ban ban piece of [ __ ] ban piece of [ __ ] we don’t need you we don’t need you out of here Banning
Banning Banning every day long okay cold open I’m here this is going to be a great show I’m tightening her knobs every 15 seconds with the knobs every 15 seconds the knobs need to be tightened I’m very excited look at her she’s very excited I wore yellow for you guys
Tonight I know that’s one of your favorite shirts uh I wore yellow cuz it’s your favorite shirt for me to wear is the yellow ones um this one I don’t think I’ve ever worn on here because it’s a little bit revealing I usually wear sweater over it I have one to my
Left it’s rather warm in the basement today so this is what we’re doing um imagine letting this woman take over your show she’s a [ __ ] painter she paints she paints valves hello everybody I see here this is going to lead into my story I’m about to tell all
Of you so I have left up my Buick’s girlfriend is in the chat and says my boyfriend is glad you made it home yes this person saved me today I the knobs are being tightened again I had no idea um how bad this was about to get but thanks to an
OG listener tonight I am here I did not get in an accident thanks to this man um I would like to send him something nice so I hope he’s going to message me I hope he I hope he has two months to wait for it April’s going to send you something
Nice clear your September I believe maybe we’ve messaged already before but um oh yeah eron’s already in the chat give April on your money I’m sorry Aaron I don’t Aaron’s in the chat saying give April all your money it’s already started really know how to copy and
Paste all this [ __ ] into the chat over and over again she doesn’t know how to copy and paste remember he says she’s the one who’s good with OBS and video and then she’s like I don’t know how to get a show started he does that she don’t know how to copy and paste
Stuff she don’t know how to copy and paste but she’s good with cameras I they could both die and these children would have better lives you can’t say that about a lot of kids stuttering John’s kids and steelo’s children would all be better off if they were
Dead first of all again poor poor Greta wouldn’t had gone through this this just to make her daddy see her see me now dad see me now you know this is Casey Armstrong Behavior becoming trans um but there is a our goal is pinned to the top uh 250 by 9:30 no wait
250 by 9:00 to go to 9:3 oh April’s getting it four years as the general manager she’s got the grift she’s got the grift she’s got the grip she’s got the grip and I’d say believe that’s how he’s planning this out today she’s got the gft the usual one um
Like I said I don’t know what Aaron’s up to could be anything he’s a man that really gets around again she knows he’s taking the kids home we already did this we already did this bit where you do the solo show I don’t know where Aaron is who knows
Where he could be you know just say just say who knows where it is he gets around he doesn’t he doesn’t he goes to the gy he gets knocked out by children he comes home he disappoints his children he goes to bed he disappoints you Max salad wash rinse
Repeat as I’m told I’ve heard some stories um maybe his girlfriends will be in the chat tonight uh red fox mad with 499 thank you says let’s knock out the goal before what is his voice red fox mad thank you knock out the G going to
9:30 we’re going to do it going to yeah you don’t know how to cut and piece the links I hope I’m starting we’re getting it going I got to do that day this Cadence never stops we pointed this out last time she did a show she never gets out of that sing songy
Childlike say whatever you want you have to project you have to host the show even when when everything’s going you can’t get up you can’t run away can’t bury your head you just got to keep yelling and acting like you know what the [ __ ] happening I don’t know he’s going to be
We’re going to get you’re going to be I don’t know where he is know girlfriends might be in that chat today I don’t know let’s bring that up I don’t know how to cut and paste everything just goes like this she doesn’t all how to not talk in
This Cadence this is pretty much everything she’s having all I’m going to go to the store going to go get a NOS grab some hash browns he’ll be back soon before Aaron comes back I actually think that’d be really cool I’m going to have a beer
With you guys or two I think that’d be look stop saying everything would be cool knock out the goal before Aaron gets here I think that would be cool I’m GNA have a beer I think that would be cool I do a show that’s pretty cool in high school FRS considered me
Cool 9 thank you says let’s knock out the goal before Aaron comes back I actually think that’d be really cool she thinks that’d be really cool that’d be really cool would beer be cool I’m gonna have a beer with you guys or two I think that’d be they they catch themselves like like
Uh Chad you know with his chives they don’t really have a lot to say so they catch themselves all the time like that would be really cool that’d be cool I’m have a beer that’d be cool we’ll meet the goal that’ll be cool everyone throw $100 that’d be really cool April looks
Like a cool bird today cool cool cool cool look I’m a little uh jittery because of what happened to me tonight uh it’s not even that Aaron’s not here I’ve actually opened the show for almost a whole hour by myself before whoa how’d that go uh o I do like this
Part though when people in the chat start theorize why nobody’s here um she talks like a baby like an actual child like an actual baby child where’s that where’s that uh video where’s that one video of her talking like a like a baby and then uh we’ll play cool
Cuz uh play much you know my name’s April I’m doing a program cool my name’s a bouchi penglin already says the gay90s again which by the way I’ve wanted to go there for years and until I gained to the gay90s uh some people in my life the
Most uh beloved people in my life a few of them including Aon I had never been able to go because I’m not going to go by myself it’s not a safe Endeavor if she T if she Titans those things again uh the gay90s is maybe one of the most fun
Places I’ve ever been uh for a good night good night out uh drinks Dancing Lights sweating everything it’s foam parties I’ve been to my first foam party ever uh oh no oh no recently which was really really fun um definitely check out the gay90 sometimes it doesn’t really matter if
You’re gay I always say wait until you’re 30 to go to your first foam party you don’t want to go until you’re 30 that’s you want to wait till you have kids and a mortgage and you’re really sick to head to a foam part I think all of us are a
Little bit gay anyways somewhere in there we just don’t like to admit it that’s okay all right let’s get to these uh theories and then I’m going to get to this story as to why I almost didn’t make it either fine all right let’s see uh loaded wrench Aaron thinks uh here
Here’s here’s how you know here’s how you know Aaron’s [ __ ] Don and a fraud how are you not making fun of this you know if if I’ve to sit uh through Carl one more time making fun of um Scorch for having local advertisers and and and then him and and
Uh Aaron are buddy buddy while Aaron plugs a a tow truck place down the street hello Carl hello your buddy does advertisements for a bar he goes to and a tow truck plates down the street he used once by the way we called the tow truck PL
And we asked them if they advertised with Aaron and they said no and we asked them if we get a discount if we mention Steelo and they said no so they don’t even know Aaron like we we called and asked them they said we don’t know what you’re talking about
No I told him I was in Nevada I needed a TB turn my knobs melodyy turn my naps Gonzo thank you for being a member for uh for 12 months steel Tae for Life buck naked with a super sticker bad karate guy under your head Felicia or
April I don’t know enough about Felicia so I’d probably pick Felicia just because April’s unbearable again like there’s nothing about this woman that’s attractive to me I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m too old you have to have some intelligence I know how fundamentally dumb this chick is that’s it that’s
It no I’m not even commenting on April’s looks or anything I if I didn’t know her and walked up to her out of nowhere sure sure I heard her talk she’s dumber than dog [ __ ] I’m not even kidding she’s dumber than dog [ __ ] with no personality she has no intelligence she’s dumb she
Can’t speak confidently this is her you see who she is she crumbles up and folds like a little girl and we’re going to go read the chat you know that’ll be a fun oh you’re not that’s not a woman it’s a child it’s a child I’m into women I’m into women with
Brains and confidence that’s what becomes sexy at this age it’s not some dumb [ __ ] who went to her first phone party at age 31 I’m not into girls who think turquoise is cool cuz they knew and Indian girl once it’s dumb it’s dumb I bet she has jelly sandles on I can’t I
Can’t I I there’s not a a world where I could get get together with her it’s again it shows you what movie values in a woman he a he doesn’t know her there’s no her to know she’s dumb she’s dumb she comes from a dumb family who do dumb
Things the information I’ve been given we’re going to do a whole X on the M Holtz and the Andersons Minnesota midwit cuz boy are people digging up stuff on their families they’re kind of a big deal around Lichfield did you know April’s mom and dad bought an old library slash Chinese
Restaurant SL office space they’re trying to fix it up oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there’s some newspaper articles with old Papa scrimp and gigantic Mama scrimp dangling from a crane above the building while they Furbish it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean it look you look at April Anderson’s
Parents it looks exactly like movie and the scrim April is going to be 400 lb like her big fat mama and movie looks exactly like her dad her dad is an old skinny gross man with a little with a little uh goatee I mean they look exactly the same they look exactly the
Same what am I talking about newspaper articles newspaper articles about April’s parents they bought the local Landmark uh Lichfield library and it was a Chinese restaurant and now they’re having it converted into office space they’re restoring the columns out front he April’s parents April’s parents they bought a library in town a a
Library Chinese restaurant office space keys made while you wait they’re they’re preserving historic Lich field so in case you thought April’s parents were poor they’re not they’re not they’re real estate offici AOS boy is April’s mom a pig boy is she an obese Pig remember Mimi bobc AKA Cleveland
Rocks aka the big secretary from The Drew Cary show with all the clown makeup you probably don’t recognize her unless somebody’s putting a golf ball into her mouth anyway that’s her mom that’s her mom a big fat her mom’s disgusting disgusting and her dad again just a shriveled up scrimp of a man
So really really sad really really sad seeing the whole uh future before them coming apart knowing what the future holds for all Aaron and April working down at the library Chinese restaurant they’re going to be working down there at the library Chinese restaurant I love it I just love that they’re
Pillars of the community posing for photos I love it I love it they’re giving back to the community restoring something that’s nice that’s nice uh he thinks Aaron’s in jail Raz of Chaz says Aaron’s pooping tonight instead of April LOL yes I my ass needed a break whoa look it gets worn
Out whoa from time to time time Mana hug and kiss says jail now okay on top of these jail theories I would like to know if you do believe that he’s in jail what would he be in jail for which is very interesting and how so she knows he’s
Just dropping the kids off so now this has become gay it’s become gay it’s one thing if if she goes hey guys Aaron will be here in 30 minutes he’s running the kids back and then the chat starts going he’s not running the kids back he’s doing this
And that no no she’s in encouraging this and playing along in one of the gayest radio segments you’ve ever seen in your life her playing along and and doing this makes this bit cringe how could he be messaging the chat or is that really me maybe his account is my sock account
Oh God I hate this right now you guys I’m getting the best phone call ever and my phone’s not connected to the board because it never has been but can you read this Oz is calling me right now and I can’t talk to him because
Who Ryan Oz Klein is what she showed on her phone the best phone call of her life from Oz if you don’t know Oz he’s the crosy drunk who’s no longer on the steel toe show okay you know what here we’re gonna answer we’re going to put it on
Speaker hold on hey buddy can you hear me yes I can how’s it going I just want to give you creds like you’re doing a great job thank you what are you up to I miss you did you say drinking yes would you like to tell the audience what you’re drinking tonight
This is all there is to do in Minnesota every night drink drink drink drink it’s it’s wild because all they all these losers do when they complain about me and say Melton’s always drunk Butch Bradley Chad zumach KB steel toe they always say Melton’s drunk and high he’s just on his stream
Drunk and high drunk and high drunk and high it’s like maybe once a week maybe maybe when it comes to drinking it’s like I don’t the last drink I had was a beer in Atlantic City I’m not kidding I’m on the Friday night when when when Stuttering John confronts me
That’s the last time I’ve had alcohol yeah yeah what was that February 9th but Melton’s always drunk it again it’s just a thing they say to try to Discount anything I’m saying Melton’s drunk Melton’s High he’s mad he’s not a podcaster he’s mad he’s not a comedi
Right right right right right I guess I guess that means you don’t suck at Radio April I I just wish I had beer Jagger and uh Bud Lights yeah the usual now how did you ever get started on Jagger I’d like to know that was a college like SP right most people leave
The yag in college like I did I don’t know I just I just want to give you congratulations you’re doing a [ __ ] great job really well thank you that’s a huge honor coming from you uh obviously nobody forgets about you we miss is it we all forgot about him the
Reason he’s not on the show is because he’s a drunk the reason Oz is not on the show is because he’s a drunk and April’s going well if you think I’m doing a good job that means a lot coming from a radio Legend like what I can’t do
This I can’t do this It’s upsetting me it’s not a good day for me to do this uh Ned shackler remember for 12 months I too need a Toto seven du seven give giving uh giving [Applause] a okay so that worked I hit that on [Applause] my okay so that’s nothing video works but audio works this is interesting everything that guy just said is [ __ ] oh no [ __ ] in the world I don’t care audio triggers are working no video this is going great
Weird weird how much money does see the hump free it’s free it’s available paks at The Humper free guys just ask just ask there’s it’s like SeaWorld we’ll do a show every half hour how much to see the hump we want the hump seven dub seven you’re going down in the
Old annals of history as it were all right we’re gonna do it we’re gonna do an afternoon we we’re gonna have to do an afternoon this is all got to get straightened out we’re gonna have to do an afternoon show if you haven’t been watching it’s just been a nightmare today beginning to
End uh hate it you hate it ozone hates it I I have so much yelling to go do I have so much to go figure out we I we just got to do it and look and still somehow manage to give you almost three hours of fail radio hold on
Yeah yeah Tiff says redo how much to see your [ __ ] Nothing free it’s free you wish you couldn’t handle it we’d have to get a new lens just to take in the girth just to just to count the Rings yeah we’re going to we’re going to we’re going to we’re we’re going to
We’re gonna We Are Gonna we are going to try to do it better later and maybe even a Wednesday thing this week I I I don’t know because because frankly you know it shouldn’t be this hard it shouldn’t be this hard uh if any if
Anyone can help with AC if anybody has a business that can benefit from any sort of promotion to these idiots I I don’t even know I don’t even know what I’m asking for really if anybody has any idea for a fundraising thing we could do at the
Event I don’t it just it’s a tight budget as is you know I I I’m trying to take I’m trying to take a chunk of about $6,000 and pay it out this is my goal so I want to have at Le I want to have like six grand to eight grand
And to pay out to people um so it’s not it’s not even that we don’t have the money to do the nicer venue out of the hacker Mania money we do it just would affect it probably would severely affect people’s take-home pay and then of course everybody would be like oh I knew
He wasn’t going to pay anybody so you know I just need it’s not a grant duck I’m asking for ideas we have we have people with businesses we have people with with Solutions um and it’s not a grant because we don’t need it we I want to be
Clear here we don’t need it don’t feel like hackam Mania is in trouble or it’s not going to happen if if you don’t step up like we don’t need it I’m trying to make it better I’m trying to make it I don’t even know maybe you’re right maybe it’s a
Grant if any one just wants to give us money is that how you do how do you do Grant how do you do a grant guys uh the venue for hackam Mania just sprung a leak and they’re saying it’s going to be five grand to get all the water out of the
Bitcoin turns out we had to hire uh serve Pro to come in there with a bunch of industrial siiz fans and probably won’t be able to drain it by the time heck Mania awal says just do a daily goal I don’t know I don’t
Know I got to go figure all this out I just know that I know I know this has been one of the worst experience experiences of my life if Ray starts selling gizzard plasma uh you could get a couple bucks jizz and plasma I thought it said gizard oh my God AI kissing
Booth yeah that could work that could work all right guys uh I owe you I owe you look I don’t really you know but I did we’re going to make it good well we’re we’re going to have we’re going to have more we’re going to have more I’ll tell
You that we’re gonna have more probably gonna do something tomorrow too I don’t know if I can stay away on a Wednesday frankly I got I got a lot of stuff crawling through my colon we all know you have to poop I don’t I don’t
I’m as regular as the rain man I go I have to [ __ ] within 60 seconds of getting out of bed we got a fish lunch why doesn’t anything work today it’s bad it’s bad oh yeah we’re gonna do a phone party we’re gonna do a phone party the executive producer today was
Keel I can’t put it on the screen and again he wasn’t here it’s almost like he knew that this is going to be a disaster and it’s his fault this is just the pre-show exactly exactly exactly exactly all right all right we’re going to go for real this time
I’ll be back a little later when I figure out what the [ __ ] is going on your manner is most Unbecoming of a gentleman to you be high on cigarettes I don’t know if the comedy hasn’t hit them yet they’re full-blown [ __ ] or just high on cigarettes the
Question pose the stupid hoes who don’t get it yet Excuse Me Miss are you high on cigarettes I don’t know if the comedy hasn’t hit them yet they’re full-blown [ __ ] or just high on cigarettes all the laugh that you deoy if you listen to the show Boy Patrick Melton Melton faces
Have you stacking n point it’s the low Point not the reason the reason is [ __ ] gold to make the taco pony party be a part of your soul to make you vandalize a van with a pedal sticker so bold the family probably get arrested they down the
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