So guys what do you want to do today oh dude you want to play basketball no Joseph you have an unfair Advantage at basketball because the way you look wait what’s that supposed to mean dude because you have a basketball on your shirt obviously that means you’re good
At basketball oh yeah you right you right are you guys want to play football we could play no tackle you know two-hand touch but we can only grab each other’s butts or we could play by Tom Brady’s rules and kiss each other in the mouth dude it’s too hot to play football
Outside okay well we could play naked and still tackle how about we play baseball no Junior come on you know no one likes baseball dude so what are we gonna play uh we could play tennis that sounds kind of like penis and I like that no we
Can’t fight tennis Cody we need four people we only have three people and it’s hot outside hey guys you want me to play hockey what the puck [ __ ] yeah yeah let’s [ __ ] play some hockey [ __ ] yeah we’re already better at hockey to you Joseph no wait no you’re not dude yes I
Am I’m gonna be better at you than hockey you might be good at basketball but I’m way better than your hockey at all sports you should know this by now come on okay well then we can’t be on the same team because I’m gonna show you
How better I am in the youth well I want Jeffy on my team yay I finally didn’t get picked last okay Cody you’re on my team okay yeah let’s play some hockey buddy are you gonna be good no I’m terrible at sports oh please don’t suck
Okay okay YouTube I want a very dirty and unfair game okay I want there to be a lot of fighting I wanted to be more fighting than there is hockey got it oh I’m gonna beat you up Joseph oh I’m gonna beat you up dude okay your team’s
Ready Cody are you ready uh yeah I’m ready Jeffy are you ready dude yeah I’m ready all right first of four wins play hockey yeah hi blew it that’s what I’m talking about bro that’s what I’m talking about where’s the defense where’s the defensive trash we got my ice [ __ ] Cody
What was that I’m sorry Junior it just came at me so fast I didn’t want it to knock my teeth out you can’t knock your teeth out you’re wearing a face mask Cody well look I’m good at things coming on me but not coming at me do not let
Another Puck score all night okay okay Joseph why are you so good at hockey Cody what was that uh junior just is correct dude I think we should just forfeit no we’re only down two we can come back but do you know how hard it is to score points in hockey look we’re
Gonna come back just block every Puck will you go oh dude way to go Jeffy nice safe nice day thanks JoJo Joseph that doesn’t fail his body’s the size of the goal I don’t care you told you oh Julia your name must be Alice I’m about to take your ass to Wonderland
Oh man I gotta charge up for this one comment s oh geez oh oh my last name is Gretzky Joseph Gretzky don’t forget it Punk Cody why didn’t you block it Junior it was going so fast it was like the speed of light that was impossible come on Cody
You’re the goal of your job is to block it I couldn’t do that Junior all right Cody we’re down 3-0 we’re never gonna come back yeah I know I’ve been telling you this there’s only one way we can come back and that I need you to go
Distract Jeffy so the goal is at least a little bit open and then I can shoot a few shots and maybe we can come back but then our goal is going to be open it’s already wide open all the time because you’re not doing anything Cody okay fine
I’ll distract Jeffy come on oh man how I’m gonna get around Joseph oh there’s no way you’re gonna score on me punk uh Joseph look at the crowd a family wanting to adopt a black kid hey Jeffy what are you doing being a goalie my job is easy as [ __ ] all I
Gotta do is lay here oh well there’s snow cones over there snow cones really yeah follow me [Applause] [ __ ] damn it Cody didn’t get to move his helmet no way dude you can’t kick the puck in that’s a penalty no that’s a point because your guy left his helmet and
That’s a penalty you know what we’re gonna give it to you he will give it to you three to one you’re not coming back oh we’re gonna come back hey what can I get you can I get a snow cone he said there’s snow cones here uh no this is
Hot Spot barbecue we don’t do anything cold you lied to me Jeffy dude what happened Cody told me there were snow cones I I thought they were snow cones so you’re trying to distract my boy my gold oh I could we got a point what
We did yeah we’re only down by two so that’s what I need you to do I need to go beat up Jeffy and knock him out and then I’ll knock out Joseph and then we get another Point okay uh okay yeah fighting’s okay you’re allowed to fight
In hockey so go do it um oh not cool bro lying about a family that wanted me got my hopes up and [ __ ] well I’m sorry about that Joseph but wait they let butterflies in here oh butterflies uh how am I gonna do this um but okay
Okay this isn’t working hey Jeffy oh yeah we gotta go dang it Jeffy what are you doing you letting them score he distracted me oh look I’m gonna be the goalie okay you go out there and just beat him up all you gotta do is beat him up they’re gonna
Fold okay oh my God Cody we’re only down by one point if we get the puck back we can tie it so make sure you block every shot but Junior I suck I suck wieners wieners Junior wieners oh wait listen how about I be the goalie and you go try
To stop Jeffy Jenny do you not understand that I suck wieners listen look I’m gonna be the goalie just try to get the puck back and we both can try to score okay okay uh hey you you give me that puck [Applause] that’s what I’m talking about Jeffy
That’s what I’m talking about talking about put his ass on the ground oh Jesus Christ I have to stop him come on Junior you can stop him yay that’s game Jeffy and the kid in the green wins wait wait good game bro for people who suck we
Don’t suck you guys cheated how did we feed because you beat us up no we play like real men you know Junior we tried to cheat too but you guys suck so bad we beat you if we played again oh I’m in so much pain my face hurts so
Bad sorry we lost Junior but we were making one hell of a comeback oh Cody broken bones are temporary that loss is Gonna Last Forever yeah I know but we still need three more minutes Junior what are we gonna do I don’t know how we’re gonna milk time huh I feel a song
Coming on and bad at hockey yes I am yes I am I’m in so much [ __ ] pain at least I didn’t injure my brain no I didn’t cause I’m bad at her game cause you’re so low okay I need you to put a kazoo in my mouth uh let me look for one
Okay hold on it was it’s backwards it’ll still work it’s just not as Genie this is a [ __ ] show open your mouth I’m trying my jaw is wired shut you know what this isn’t gonna work you’re right oh no Junior I just remembered this cool dances tonight and
I promise to take Jenny wobble these and help her stand what the school band is tonight yeah what’s Jenny want what he’s gonna do you can’t take her to the dance like this I don’t know Junior whoa hey Cody are you ready to take me to the dance tonight why is she walking
Like that Cody Junior you know she has legs like a newborn baby deer sorry Jenny wobble knees I I can’t take you to the dance I got injured playing hockey well who’s gonna me up at the dance tonight so I don’t fall over I guess you’re just gonna have to get crutches
Or a cane oh okay I feel so bad it looks like she’s always dancing though what time we had Junior uh I think we need like another another minute oh no Junior we forgot to sell all of this tuna fish for tuna fish Terry oh yeah tuna fish Terry we’re
Supposed to go door to door and sell all his tuna fish yeah for his campaign for mayor yeah oh he’s gonna be so mad because we forgot to sell it because we were too busy trying to play hockey oh a tuna fish Terry’s gonna be so mad hey you boys
Yeah no no sorry tuna fish Terry we didn’t sell all your tuna look at Birds damn my big big what are you doing all day knocked out of my big fish I’m sorry we decided to play hockey instead and we got injured he’s playing that damn
Hockey sport I told you that my dude be dropping me I’m so sorry I guess you’re not gonna be a mayor tuna fish Terry oh baby you’re not done you ain’t got my poopy we tried selling it you broke down my business wait Joseph hasn’t bragged about winning
Yet it should be a good time for that what’s up losers how’s the injuries and how does it feel to lose to a God we’re in so much pain yeah but what hurts worse is I was supposed to take Jenny wobble needs to the school dance and we
Didn’t sell all that tuna fish for tuna fish Terry oh man I forgot about that how could I forget and now tuna fish Terry’s not gonna win School mayor but but damn it if only tuna fish Terry had come a few minutes later oh man what are we
Gonna do I was promised tuna fish up to my ears and I know she tuna fish my camels only eat the tuna fish I’m sorry prince of Dubai we don’t have your tuna tuna fish Terry already took it and we don’t have the number for tuna fish Terry
Oh now we pissed off the prince of Dubai we made his camel starve Jenny wobble and he’s falling at the dance and tuna fish Terry’s not winning mayor you one more time you missed the defense of Dubai you’re just here ain’t nobody I what
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