Steve it’s Mommy listen honey you’re not alone when I was your age I had a huge crush on someone too Mr Feeney my algebra teacher such a cute man with a neat little beard of course he didn’t take me seriously but that all changed when his wife found
Me in their closet cutting myself and sniffing his t-shirts ah dad what are you doing son I’m stopping you from making a huge mistake this is a wonderful starter home I’ve been saving it for a couple just like you pretty soon we’re gonna be more than a couple
Oh congratulations I just thought you were fat we’re adopting
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