Hello I’m Madeline from the United States and I’m the only cool sensible person in my family you’ll simply for yourself before I continue please like And subscribe one sunny day my big sister Lucy who is 10 years older than me had a problem her bike chain got jammed in the wheel she
Looked like I shook it I pushed it I hit it I even lifted it on my back but nothing is working let’s get mad how many times I told you to control your anger see the oil can in the garage maybe that can help drinking it won’t help girl I thought you were
Smarter why are you looking at me like that oh okay I see what you mean yeah maybe that will fix the bike you’re too smart sometimes I feel like you’re my older sister sometimes yeah yeah always just go back and play with some sand give me a kiss
First I hugged her and threw some sand at her and she ran after me like a drunk mosquito speaking of mosquitoes did you know that only female mosquitoes bite yeah go ladies you know since I’m smart I’m supposed to tell you this intelligent fun fact that you can easily
Find on the internet I didn’t even check if it’s true or not but whatever I feel better about myself Lucy was my elder sister but growing up it mostly felt like I was the more responsible one yes I have to mention it again trust me I have my raisins take this for example
One particularly memorable incident happened when I was seven and Lucy was 17. Lucy was supposed to pick me up from school but she was often late because she liked hanging out with her friends one day she was late again and I waited on the school steps with my teacher Mrs
Andrews keeping me company your sister is a dumb head I appreciate your honesty but that’s kind of rude just then Lucy came running around the corner her hair was a mess Lucy this is unacceptable you haven’t changed I thought people get more responsible when they get older
Seems like that’s not the case with you well Mrs Andrews you’re older too but you haven’t gotten any less grumpy have you or do you miss me as your student you miss my pranks yeah turn around show me your hair do you still have that bald spot Mrs Andrews just stood there her
Mouth opened and then she stormed off angrily just try not to be late next time okay you got it boss as you might have guessed it was often Lucy who looked after me but not because our parents were bad or anything it’s just that these days they’re wonderful people
Married to different people but Lucy wasn’t allowing anyone to take care of me except for her she acted like a mom a loser one but the girl was trying yep my parents got divorced when I was five years old and two years later dad married this woman let’s call her tomato
Ball like Lucy does she named her that because her butt is round I don’t know about the Tomato part or the redness I swear I didn’t see anything but since I respect stepmom and also kind the lover let’s hope Lucy doesn’t watch this I’ll call her Tito in this video I was really
Close to my dad he was like my best friend and always knew how to help me when I was unhappy at school because of my old-fashioned teachers he moved me to different schools twice even paid for a fancy private school even though he wasn’t very rich we lived with him
Although mom didn’t remarry but I think she just wanted to be kids free she’s not a bad person at all she’s cool and funny but yeah not Mom material which is okay as long as she’s not annoying and toxic but she was a little annoying on
My eighth birthday I had the party in our backyard and Dad hired a clown I guess the clown was like 74 years old and he was boring and dumb kids started feeling bored and some of them even left just then Tito made the clown take off
His costume and she put it on herself and started performing the kids loved it and they even became nicer to me and wanted to take pictures with me I guess they understood that making me happy would make my parents happy and that meant they’d make more to make this
Party more amazing it was a win-win but Lucy didn’t look so pleased with the happy rainbow and Rabbit’s atmosphere especially since Tito was in charge so she disappeared for about an hour and came back wearing the Scream outfit and started acting all crazy it was terrifying with all the fake blood all
Over her and the horrible sound she was making getting scared and I told her to stop but she wouldn’t listen she even started grabbing some kids and throwing them into the bouncy castle then some kid threw a piece of cake at her and the other kids followed him and a full-scale
Food fight broke out it was a disaster finally dad and Tito dragged her inside it was already too late because all the kids had left then Mom looked at me and said we really talked tomato ball a lesson didn’t we are you crazy mom this was your plan I suspected that Lucy
Wasn’t smart enough to be this dumb I knew it mom thanks for ruining my birthday just leave and maybe take your adult baby with you just then we heard Lucy scream we’d rushed to see Dad unconscious and we immediately called 9-1-1 dad had slept into a coma yeah my
Dad is one of those MSA parents that goes into a coma suddenly let’s hope he wakes up by the end of the video the next morning wasn’t a happy one and Mom slept at Dad’s place with us which made things a bit weird our breakfast was awkwardly silent I know exactly what to
Do I to become a clown I’ll work hard and support the family I want to be a good clown you already are one you’re right sis and with that she kissed my forehead and left yeah I was stuck with a crazy sister a jealous mom and a sick
Dad thank God I had Tito days turned into weeks and two years later Dad wasn’t getting any better and I finally decided to leave the private school and attend a public one even though Tito didn’t suggest it I felt it was a burden and Lucy was getting crazier every six
Months she had a different job a nail artist a hair artist an eyelash artist a massage therapist and all those technician jobs that need a degree and a freaking budget to study and Tito’s income wasn’t enough and Mom wasn’t any help once when I was in the ninth grade
I saw a young kid who looked around six or seven years old he was yelling at the people inside the next house oh you dirty ignorant woman I swear to God I’m gonna teach you and your son a lesson stealing my money and lying to my face
How dare you you filthy rats he then started throwing eggs rocks and shoes at the house then he walked over to a tent in the front yard of the house where he was apparently living as he was about to enter he saw me what are you staring at
You creep but I was too speechless to answer are you deaf or mute or just dumb that’s too bad if you’re dumb because you’re already ugly you’ll never get married I can tell now leave or a swear I’ll teach you a lesson along with mom and my stupid brother inside shoot it
Turned out that a single mom with two boys had just moved in next door after talking to one of them I really didn’t want to meet the other one and for the next few days Lucy wouldn’t stop talking about them they say she’s a secret second wife of a rich billionaire and he
Wants to keep them hidden away from everyone they say the youngest one has a rare two personalities separated disorder they say her youngest son is possessed by a demon a female demon who wants him for herself so whenever females try to talk to him even his mom
The demon gets super jealous and crazy they day those boys aren’t even her kids she found them at a church gate where aren’t you late for work nope I quit I’m gonna be a makeup artist sis is there a chance I can borrow 100 from you I don’t
Have a job Lucy get one you’re old enough now now honestly that wasn’t a bad idea it would also help me get away from home and all this craziness so I found a part-time job as the assistant of a seamstress in case you’re wondering it was all about replacing buttons
Zippers pockets and even threading needles because the seamstress I worked for was an old grumpy half-blind woman let’s call her blind toe I chose blind cause she can’t see properly until because she works with body parts and the toe is one of them it’s just a stupid nickname and I don’t even know
Why I’m explaining this anyway she wanted me to thread a needle every eight minutes and she was from Ecuador and her English was pretty bad sometimes it took me half an hour to understand the task I’m not gonna talk a lot about her in this video although she’s a very MSA
Character but my story is more important and it’s getting crazier but at least the payment wasn’t bad at all I was even able to help Tito Sometimes some months later I took a week off because I had exams but when I came back blind toe was
Livid you bye I’m by why you’re firing me what did I do you log oh I’m like five feet two inches no you long final help she’s saying that your vacation was too long and she didn’t have anyone to help her around and that made her lose a
Lot of money and who are you exactly meet Abraham a very nice sympathetic respectable young American man what happened during this last week I like to be introduced nicely so I taught her that in fact I taught her a lot of English unlike you who didn’t even have
The empathy to teach such a vulnerable old lady yeah I agree vulnerable you have no idea okay so not very nice to meet you and I hope you get two ostriches toes because you guys are bad especially you old lady bad bad b-a-d you just met me why are you calling me
Bad she offered me the job and I accept it also I have some sad backstory way sadder than yours how do you know about my life I’m your neighbor the one who has a brother with a rare two personalities separated disorder yeah I heard your sister Lucy say that all the
Time what does that even mean associative identity disorder aren’t you smart enough to figure that out yes but I also thought she maybe meant disassociative Amnesia because it’s a similar disorder because it includes a memory loss where you can’t recall information about yourself so that might make it similar to editor please cut
This part actually please cut the last scene entirely I’ll just tell the audience that I got bored and left the job deal don’t worry guys we’re not cutting anything who are you talking to man leave me alone and with that I left this boy was super annoying and after
That day he kept waving at me and smiling like we were best friends why would someone have a name like that I thought Abraham Lincoln was the last one oh God and don’t get me started on this look I swear I once saw two lice on his
Forehead um why is the animator looking at me like that why are you guys all staring at me even the music guy is smirking I’ve never seen him smile before and I wish I hadn’t now he looks like a scary shark when he’s smiling fine fine me and Abraham are dating yeah
You know these hate love relationships I was supposed to show you how feelings change over time Etc but I think the lysoly gave it away that was stupid yeah but our lovely animator will cut that too hmm our relationship was a secret of course one day Abraham invited me to his house
For dinner I didn’t have the heart to tell him I can’t come because you guys are freeps so I went ma’am their house was lovely so warm and nice and his mom was amazing his youngest brother Adam was okay too although the tent was still outside I didn’t see much proof but I
Felt they weren’t poor at all actually I had a feeling that they were even well off although the house didn’t have very expensive things maybe it was the way his mom was talking or the relationship among them it felt like Rich classy people Dynamics I don’t know how to
Explain this Abraham and I kept dating in secret until our senior year and it really felt like the best thing that had happened to me people who loved me and a boy who took care of me it almost felt like Dad was back so I decided to marry
Him right after high school listen I have this urge to tell you that my decision was affected by the previous sad years you know a father in a coma for years and help a stepmom a clueless mom a crazy sister yeah like just in case my marriage decision turns out to
Be a disaster I’ve got my sob story ready and can easily fall back on it when I told everyone my decision Lucy took it the worst I can’t believe that I’m the one who y’all call crazy and Reckless look at me I’m 28 years old still living with my parents just to be
A solid supporter and to help my little sister Lucy you’ve spent way more money on your professions than providing us with anything that is so ungrateful and also Abraham’s family is weird their kid sleeps in a tent outside their house at least twice a week and he keeps
Screaming and insulting them all the time I once heard him yell at his mom are you crying because I tried to stab Abraham God don’t be such a girl I mean she is a girl that was so stupid of him he has some anger issues but he’s a good
Boy also I’m marrying his brother not him no sister you never marry a man you also marry his package and every man comes with a package I can tell you’re trying to say something deep but look at you you can’t even say something that makes sense even at this age you
Couldn’t make anything of yourself just living only because you’re not dead that was so uncalled for Madeline and you know what I’m not attending this wedding this is just stupid I’m leaving yeah like always and with that she left Tito then asked me do you love him dear I
Love him he’s my love he’s a piece of Love itself then I’m really happy for you on my wedding day Tito was the happiest Lucy wasn’t talking to me which was great Abraham looked cute and happy and so did his mom Abraham do you take Madeline as your wife I do Madeline will
You take Abraham as your husband I don’t know why but I didn’t know how to answer that say I do Madeline I just stood there speechless excuse me and with that it turned around and ran out of the church I took an Uber and went to the
Hospital I sat next to Dad hell his hand and cried well I guess the sob story could work now but don’t worry guys Tito followed me and hugged me he’ll always be proud of you what’s right for you honey so I went back and married Abraham
Remember when I told you that I always had a feeling that Abraham’s family was rich yeah it turned out he and Adam were the sons of a billionaire prince who was hiding them away I can’t believe Lucy was right I never met him mom told me we
Were kids of an unwanted marriage and no one should know about this he pays us Millions yearly and I’m just content with his life Abraham suggested that we help Lucy open a salon that provides all the services she learned she was ecstatic girl marrying Abraham was the
Second best thing you did after being my sister being your sister isn’t something I did you know what I mean Abraham and I started college together and I studied physics just like Dad and in my second year I got pregnant but I had no plans to give up on my education after
Giving birth after all I had so many people who’d helped take care of my kid although my annoying mom had something toxic to add you know your due date is the same day your dad got into a coma that’ll be your kids birthday shut up
And no it wasn’t the same date because I went into labor a day earlier I thought my heart would burst when I held my daughter in my arms for the first time she was perfect I already knew what her name would be Hope just then a doctor
Walked into my room with a big smile on his face Madeline we have some extraordinary news your dad is finally awake and he’s asking for you I just burst into tears and couldn’t stop crying I I don’t think anyone was now happier than me in the entire world
source
